Dario Agger

What the frick is his problem?

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's the physical embodiment of unrestrained capitalism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like a terrible villain for Thor.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, Dario has been a Thor villain for ten years.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and he was bad through all of them, Gorr was the only good addition from his time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a capitalist

      You say that but he's not really a capitalist, at least far less than Lex Luthor and Norman Osrborn who actually use the system to take over through their companies.

      Minotaur is more like a generic supervillain who will use aliens and magic to get what he want while hiding all kinds of magical objects and followers outside his company, who murder people and destroy buildings even though it would get him and his company in trouble simply because he's a serial killer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boeing is literally killing whistleblowers and getting away with it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not the same as Darion constantly murdering hard working, loyal executives of his own company just to show off how evil he is and how the main shareholders will never fire him because he got plot armor or searching for magic just because he wants to be a wizard, nevermind how his plans constantly lead to the world being destroyed usually through armies of alliens and demons.
          Luthor and Norman just try to buy everything and buy out key politicians to their side while being really damn good at their job to the point if they were ever hired the world would lose countless trillions of dollars and advanced technology they created.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >how the main shareholders will never fire him because he got plot armor

            It helps that the writers have no idea how businesses work.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if lefties weren't ignorant they wouldn't be lefties

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the physical embodiment of financial speculation as embodied by Wall Street which is distinct from the Smithian capitalist liberalism.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just play cookie clicker man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is
        he's approaching the grandmapocalypse now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey pays someone to play cookie clicker for him so he can take credit for the score.
        And the player? Getting paid in shitcoins and "free food" thats cancelled meals from the ghost kitchen he rents out the business.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tech bros
      This is why Ewing will never be one of the greats he gets too easily sidetracked by culture war bullshit. I don't want to hear about "tech bros" in my Thor comic like how I don't want to hear about how black people have it worse than the Hulk.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ewing is just not that great. Morrison and Ellis weren't either, but Ewing is even less so.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do love that everyone completely ignores the next page where The Hulk says that he likes that she isn't ashamed be openly resentful of the fact that she can't use her anger the way he can.

        Let's be real; if this was some down-on-his-luck redneck and "--of MEN--- white," was cut out of that her rant, everyone would find this reasonable.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The conversation is still lame as frick.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah its pure poser posting, tourists of the lower rung, the ones that try to get people upset when theres literally a rebuttal in the next page, they just want the outrage and will pretend to read the comics to own wokies, being their most similar.

          same shit, same stink

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's the shoehorning of race that is the issue.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And? You don't think someone who's not white wouldn't have the same thought process she did?
              I mean it's better if they didn't but given how many people agree with Kilmonger irl I'm not surprised if there are a few blacks that wish they had Hulk's powers for similar reasons
              I'ts there to give the conversation context and at the end of it Hulk is being condescending about it anyway

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not to mention the bad writing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The shoehorning of the conversation is the real issue. The stuff about race makes it a little more dicksucky.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone that posts pages like

          >tech bros
          This is why Ewing will never be one of the greats he gets too easily sidetracked by culture war bullshit. I don't want to hear about "tech bros" in my Thor comic like how I don't want to hear about how black people have it worse than the Hulk.

          do so without context specifically because they know that's the only way they can fool people. Not to mention she later realizes how fricked up Bruce's life is and does her best to get out of it, only to be pulled back in. She's surrounded by powerful people and they're all suffering. Then she gets a power and has to stick with them. Be careful what you wish for.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some missing context should also be added:

            The black woman in question, lost EVERYTHING as a child due to one of Bruce's bullshit rampages. To the point that all photos of her dead mother were destroyed by Bruce all because moron baby green hulk (who Joe Fixit was ALWAYS making an excuse for, to the point of shaming Thing, after green moron Hulk fricked him over by ruining his honeymoon with Alicia, where he had to renounce a one time only restoration of his humanity granted to him so he could get Alicia preggers, to deal with green moron Hulk throwing a temper tantrum), which is why she hates the Hulk to such a degree that she plays the privilege white guy who can get away with destroying innocent peoples lives with his temper tantrums (as a running theme for Immortal Hulk was showing the collatoral damage to Hulk's tantrums and how it fricks up peoples lives which are destroyed irreversibly when their towns ends up being destroyed by Hulk on a whim) card.

            And in the end, it becomes a massive plot point that she ends up talking the One Below All/One Above All Down due to her forgiving Hulk for what he did to her, as without her talking OBA/OAA down, the OBA/OAA would have destroyed Hulk and his allies.

            It's still a shitty woke scene, but Ewing at least tries after the fricking fact to give SOME justification for it by making the black woman have real and legit fricking reasons for haitng the Hulk. Especially since, for the rest of the season, you have Ewing using Joe to gaslight/blood libel anyone who calls the various Hulk personalities out on their bullshit, in terms of Joe believing that he is a Golden God and that no one is allowed to criticize or punish Hulk, in terms of weaponing Bruce's childhood abuse to get away with anything and everything he does that hurts people or destroys a person's life.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >after green moron Hulk fricked him over by ruining his honeymoon with Alicia, where he had to renounce a one time only restoration of his humanity granted to him so he could get Alicia preggers, to deal with green moron Hulk throwing a temper tantrum
              But that wasn't the "green moron Hulk" (as in, the Savage personality), it was Devil Hulk and even then he wasn't doing that out of his own volition - Puppet Master was controlling him (even though apparently Devil had enough fun beating up Ben that he went along with it or some shit? He still crippled Puppet Master afterwards so idk).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon you understand that your argument implies that these people read comics right?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, it'd be pretty silly to be here if you don't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tech bros
        >culture war bullshit
        Anon those parasites are a blight on society no matter your political affiliation. You can literally see the internet itself fall apart from the seams from their constant, invasive grifts that only serve to benefit them. If anyone deserves to be called out it's the bastards that have done nothing but make things worse for everyone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Found the wannabe tech-bro.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's kinda gotta point, it's a generic toothless reduction, I guess maybe that works since that's what this guy seems to be but it's just kind of "justified target buzzword" it's the same as when some trite conservative takedown makes a be-manned bunned homosexual or alludes to the Wokies. Like I 100% agree with the sentiment that the people controlling our money and lives have the same exact brains as an MMOgay in that they're just addicted to the number going up but their game is real, but I can still feel like it's being packaged in a cheesy eyerolling way. It gives me the same exact vibes I had when I watched the Bee Keeper, like boomers think a bunch of poos in India and Tech Bros in San Fran are the same thing. Like congrats Ewing it took you 6 years to figure out he SILENCE BRAND meme.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If just shooting Hulk worked, he would have been killed by page 9 of his first appearance. People decide to placate and work with the strongest thing in that side of all reality. This shit is moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This writing comes off as weak. I guess you can't say much when being owned by a massive conglomerate, but it's also weak in the regular comic book side of things.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >evil because wants to see number go up
      undertale did it first

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YJZdSWK.jpeg

      What the frick is his problem?

      There is an iceberg of irony here
      >Thor has way thicker skin than this. He grew up with Loki who did his damnedest to screw with his head all the time.
      >Thor has had many tales spun about through human history. Did Thor really take a human child as a slave for sucking the marrow from his immortal goats bones? Did Loki really frick a horse? How is this different.
      >Dario is literally pulling the same shit that made him look a butcher's discards. He's antagonizing someone way stronger than him and has little concern for Earth's laws. Does he want to get shoved into a living blender again?

      It's weak writing. Literally doing his bit with Immortal Hulk with Thor and somehow Thor is lacking all self respect.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dario has a better track record terrorizing Thor than he does other heroes.

        When he picked a fight with Hulk, he 100% underestimated Hulk and didn't bother to do much research in ways to frick him over like he did Thor at the start of their rivalry. He immediately grabbed Xemu and teamed up with him, also not doing his research, because he truly thought he was unstoppable and that his Minotaur God would protect him as he did with Thor via infinite luck power (something Leader mocked by pointing out that the Minotaur's blessings were not infinite and had it's limits as seen by the Minotaur God not granting him protection from Xemu).

        If anything, a case can be made that Dario's resumed fricking with Thor because he's pissy that he got utterly ass raped by Hulk but doesn't fricking dare go after Bruce again, so he's targeting Thor because Thor's an easier target to frick with.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a capitalist

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're MCU Thor now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even Chris hates how MCU Thor is now.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Xemnu ate him then Xemnu got destroyed. How did he get better?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was still alive but digested when Xenmu was defeated

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And then Magicbreasts McGee and her pet simp killed him again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope Dario constantly dying is a running joke for the next Immortal series.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Dario somehow makes it through the entire series without getting murdered
            >literally the last page he gets run over by a car
            >adding insult to injury is that it's a Roxxon car

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it's a Roxxon car
              THE THOR TRUCK!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xemnu ate him but he was still alive, just not in a state to be immediately brought back whole again
      Considering that Dario was never used again after that and Roxxon declared bankruptcy but still would get used by other writers, you could just say that he was pulling strings behind the scenes while recovering to get Roxxon back on track

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks half digested to be fair.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    SUPER AGGRO CRAG

    He needs to be MILKED

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dario Argento?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Savini would be more fitting as a Thor villain?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Why doth they call you Sex Machine?"
        >"Glad you asked!"

        But Knightriders is fricking great

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only good character Aaron ever made

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do psychopaths start companies or are they just drawn to them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both. Sociopaths/psychopaths tend to be high strivers, though psychopaths tend to self-destruct rather quickly whereas sociopaths can not only create their own businesses but also succeed to the top of the ladder success-wise (creating massive multi-national corporations as opposed to a mom and pop store or regional chain), because sociopaths unlike psychopaths, tend to have better impulse control and can read people better, which lets them know how far they can push shit due to them having better people reading skills.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        power makes my penis hard 🙂

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a spoiled brat who had his life destroyed when a bunch of pirates raped and murdered his family in front of him as a kid. He fled the pirates before they could rape and kill him and stumbled upon a shrine to a Minotaur God of Luck who offered him power in exchange for being his avatar on Earth and helped him subdue his parents murderers, who, when we saw them in Thor, were reduced to severed heads attached to life support machines keeping them alive begging for the sweet relief of death.

    As the Minotaur God's Avatar, Dario could turn back and forth from a Minotaur and human and became a corrupt as frick corporation owner who got into a pissing match with Thor when Thor found out that he was gleefully polluting the environment with no fricks given and IIRC, retaliated against Thor by destroying the Oklahoma town that Thor set up shop in during the JMS Thor run and starting a bitter blood feud between the two that culminated in War of the Realms, where he conspired to enslave humanity and ended up getting away with it by claiming that Black Panther framed him when the Avengers overthrew the cabal that Dario was a part of that enslaved humanity.

    Sadly when Hulk started fricking with his business, he declared war on Hulk and unleashed Xemu onto the public. Which backfired as Xemu at him and disfigured his face. Granted, by this point Dario no longer tunred human again, as his role in enslaving Earth meant revealing to the world that he could turn into a Minotaur and so he stopped being human and be his beast form 24-7.

    But basically he's an evil as frick spoiled brat with a minor unaffiliated God's power/blessing and a serious hate boner for Thor because Thor was the first person to stand up to him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he was gleefully polluting the environment with no fricks given
      Why was he doing this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Daria was introduced as a glorified pretty boy version of a Captain Planet villain who was proudly saying he didn't give a shit that his company's factories were destroying the environment and running a sloppy shop where polluting the environment was standard operating procedure. And where he had enough money that no one could stop him from doing it, until Thor got involved.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dario has a better track record terrorizing Thor than he does other heroes.

      When he picked a fight with Hulk, he 100% underestimated Hulk and didn't bother to do much research in ways to frick him over like he did Thor at the start of their rivalry. He immediately grabbed Xemu and teamed up with him, also not doing his research, because he truly thought he was unstoppable and that his Minotaur God would protect him as he did with Thor via infinite luck power (something Leader mocked by pointing out that the Minotaur's blessings were not infinite and had it's limits as seen by the Minotaur God not granting him protection from Xemu).

      If anything, a case can be made that Dario's resumed fricking with Thor because he's pissy that he got utterly ass raped by Hulk but doesn't fricking dare go after Bruce again, so he's targeting Thor because Thor's an easier target to frick with.

      When was it said the Minotaur god he gained his power from was a luck god?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Leader described the Minotaur God as a luck god when he confronted Dario in Immortal Hulk. Basically described Dario's entire life since becoming the Minotaur as him being protected from the consequences of his actions via said Minotaur luck god and how said supreme luck blessing wasn't unlimited and didn't work against a cosmic horror like Xemu.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *