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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino of the highest order. It gets rather confusing, so you'll have to rewind or rewatch to keep up at times. Also, don't listen to the haters, s3 is fantastic.

    Also, German incest at levels that even makes me uncomfortable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The incest was hot, I want to frick Jonas's mom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      s3 is not shit neither fantastic. s1 is kino from the highest order, the later seasons are "worst" but still better that anything in netflix or other series right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this
      people got extremely fltered by s2 and s3

      s1 is unprecedented kino of the highest order
      s2 might not be close to s1 or s3, but if judged comparatively to any other show/movie produced EVER it stands at the top anyway, absolute kino
      s3 is a godly creation of never to be repeated kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit, Season 2 episode 6 is the best episode in the series.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ah
          but i agree
          its so good it elevates s2 (like i said before) above any other show/movie

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    time travel kino

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Possibly the best thing Netflix has produced

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Insanely good casting

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Franziska

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It will make you wish you knew German (assuming you don't). Kino of the highest order but it's complex enough that you have to pay super close attention to the subtitles, which detracts from things somewhat

      She puzzles me with how much screentime she gets, when she never does anything other than stand there and be hot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >when she never does anything other than stand there and be hot
        I know right haha how terrible

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sort of only half complaining. Why couldn't she be eye candy and also have some plot significance?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        can you not simply read and watch at the same time? try not reading each word but all at once, look up speed reading techniques.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino

      for me also

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post her nude scenes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick? Is this how German teenager girls dress for PE? No wonder the migrants keep raping 'em.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ballet dancing exists around the world anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, in leggings and those homosexual french skirts. Not in skintight leotards that just barely cover the pussy.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    esoteric incest time travel kino
    season 3 seemed divisive but I loved it and thought it really brought the show together, just keep in mind it shifts a bit from the previous two seasons

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    S3 is garbage. Its main themes are not even hinted at.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      S3 isn't garbage, go watch Ex Machina for the 100000th time you fricking homosexual

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    trannies

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not a single Black person in the entire show (maybe it was due to plot reasons, but still)
    >The show is kino of the highest magnitude that filters low IQ plebs
    It's that fricking easy. You focus on quality instead of politics.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    germans

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Glorious Germanic fairytale sci-fi time travel romance kino

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The World as Will and Representation: The TV show. Also, pregnant Hannah ids best Hannah.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    days of our lives but german and even more boring

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NEITHER EVER
    NOR NEVER
    GOODBYE

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's very annoying if you leave it for months and then pick it up, because it has such extreme details in characters and events in relation to time that you need to do homework to get back to it.

    So do yourself a favor and if you watch it: do it non stop without even a week's pause.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PS it's also why I don't think it works well with multiple seasons unless you watch them without pause.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I left it after season 1 for 14 months, and I was completely lost when I picked up s2.
      Definitely a show to watch without hiatuses.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come Germans can show 10th graders naked and fricking?

    While here in the States we barely show high school seniors naked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you show decapitations to toddlers, and are scared to show a tit of an adult.
      you're normalizing war and criminalizing pleasure to be an efficient empire.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of a weak show. Shows you all these unrealistic interactions between teenagers.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you are too late. Americans ruined it.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino of the highest order, up until the very last episode. What a shitty conclusion did the two main characters get.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who had it worse, Ulrich or Elisabeth? Both had pretty shitty lives in that circle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tho I will say, Ulrich waiting on Katharina to come save him was sad as frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Katharina herself also had a very tragic end.

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