>Star Wars isn't tanking, you must be an incel
Literally child-level discourse here, regardless what are you getting for defending a multi-billion dollar corporation and their bowel movements?
Its insane that people like you even exist outside of paid shills, damn I hope you're getting paid for your services...I couldn't live with whoring myself out like that to the mouse.
>tanking Star Wars
Didn't happen, no matter how often you incels repeat this
>Star Wars isn't tanking, you must be an incel
Literally child-level discourse here, regardless what are you getting for defending a multi-billion dollar corporation and their bowel movements?
Its insane that people like you even exist outside of paid shills, damn I hope you're getting paid for your services...I couldn't live with whoring myself out like that to the mouse.
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the demiurge self-cannibalizes the drones to feed itself, the content ouroboros consumes souls
>little brother is a literal Cinemaphile /misc/ incel >all of the yt peepo is bad >only the illegal brown housekeeper is le good >the old patriarch gives his white family's inheritance away because lol
that last part just sounds like typical boomer behavior tbf
but I'm glad I skipped that one, usually I'm a sucker for mysteries but something about that homosexual's face kept me away.
To this day I still don't understand how Ana got away scott free >Thinks she accidentally gave the guy a lethal overdose of morphine >He slits his throat because she told him this >She knows exactly what happened, but doesn't tell the police when they are investigating murder >Tries to cover her tracks when they bring in Benoit Blanc
How is she not guilty of a obstruction at least?
>>only the illegal brown housekeeper is le good
she isn't just good, she is cartoonishly perfect.
It is my headcanon that the millionaire was banging her, and that is the reason why she left everything to her.
im not sure he tanked star wars. it was a bad plot for the middle movie, and it might have been his idea, but its not like the 1st or 3rd were good either.
its really kind of shame. I like pretty much all of his movies and knives out is great
>I like pretty much all of his movies and knives out is great
What >movie is a non-mystery and it’s the obvious suspect >yt peepo bad >brown spic housekeeper (played by attractive European) literally perfect pass the torch and give them your society
Because no one that cares about movies gives a shit about star wars whether they watch it or not, and anyone that likes nuwars will find a way to rationalize it being good. Personally I will forever respect this guy for fucking with disney just for fun.
Well one, as said, he didn't "tank" anything, as evidenced by the fact that TLJ came out five years ago now and there's a myriad of SW products releasing despite the fact that it's allegedly been tanked for those five years. Two, TLJ was the only great film in that trilogy. It's israeliteisraelite that killed the thing due to his overreliance on OT nostalgia rather than crafting a unique identity for it, and doing the biggest asspull in the history of asspulls to shoehorn that nostalgia into the final film.
been a while since i've had my eyes roll that hard involuntarily, how lame though.
When you're only allowed to mock a specific group of people, a group that is largely underrepresented in modern media, it gets stale real quick.
>YouTube star and men's rights activist
This director is addicted to twitter and cant help but shove everything he sees on there into his movies. Sees andrew tate (astroturfed himself with pajeets and bots to algorithm himself into popularity) and MUST mock him in his lastest flick. Doesnt have an original thought in his mind
isn'T that who played bond last? daniel something
How did this Ultra-Woke Onions boy get away with tanking Star Wars?
He literally just pocketed over $450M
>tanking Star Wars
Didn't happen, no matter how often you incels repeat this
>Star Wars isn't tanking, you must be an incel
Literally child-level discourse here, regardless what are you getting for defending a multi-billion dollar corporation and their bowel movements?
Its insane that people like you even exist outside of paid shills, damn I hope you're getting paid for your services...I couldn't live with whoring myself out like that to the mouse.
Anon, the box office isn't even covering the price of the franchise Disney bought it for. Its been relegated to streaming shows. Its fucking dead.
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the demiurge self-cannibalizes the drones to feed itself, the content ouroboros consumes souls
Sure thing well poisoner, give me some proof I'm a fucking robot or gtfo and kys.
Why is someone like this clamoring about anyone being child like?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/00-JArDTFoci4XJLZJCEkg/
holy fuckin obsessed
wowee
knives out wasn't woke
>little brother is a literal Cinemaphile /misc/ incel
>all of the yt peepo is bad
>only the illegal brown housekeeper is le good
>the old patriarch gives his white family's inheritance away because lol
that last part just sounds like typical boomer behavior tbf
but I'm glad I skipped that one, usually I'm a sucker for mysteries but something about that homosexual's face kept me away.
>the old patriarch gives his white family's inheritance away because lol
so like gran torino?
Now that you mention it, yes.
To this day I still don't understand how Ana got away scott free
>Thinks she accidentally gave the guy a lethal overdose of morphine
>He slits his throat because she told him this
>She knows exactly what happened, but doesn't tell the police when they are investigating murder
>Tries to cover her tracks when they bring in Benoit Blanc
How is she not guilty of a obstruction at least?
Because she pukes when she lies and that's Benoit's fetish.
>>only the illegal brown housekeeper is le good
she isn't just good, she is cartoonishly perfect.
It is my headcanon that the millionaire was banging her, and that is the reason why she left everything to her.
are you a communist? Guy can do whatever he wants with his own money.
Well Craig's character is technically positive.
im not sure he tanked star wars. it was a bad plot for the middle movie, and it might have been his idea, but its not like the 1st or 3rd were good either.
its really kind of shame. I like pretty much all of his movies and knives out is great
>I like pretty much all of his movies and knives out is great
What
>movie is a non-mystery and it’s the obvious suspect
>yt peepo bad
>brown spic housekeeper (played by attractive European) literally perfect pass the torch and give them your society
it's possible that your ideological brain virus prevented you from enjoying an otherwise decent film. i suspect this happens often.
Because no one that cares about movies gives a shit about star wars whether they watch it or not, and anyone that likes nuwars will find a way to rationalize it being good. Personally I will forever respect this guy for fucking with disney just for fun.
his movie was the best of the new trilogy though
Well one, as said, he didn't "tank" anything, as evidenced by the fact that TLJ came out five years ago now and there's a myriad of SW products releasing despite the fact that it's allegedly been tanked for those five years. Two, TLJ was the only great film in that trilogy. It's israeliteisraelite that killed the thing due to his overreliance on OT nostalgia rather than crafting a unique identity for it, and doing the biggest asspull in the history of asspulls to shoehorn that nostalgia into the final film.
first peterstein in don't worry darling and now andrew tate in glass onion
hollywood knows these guys are grifters, right?
Hollywood is also grifters.
everyone except for literal morons knows they are grifters
been a while since i've had my eyes roll that hard involuntarily, how lame though.
When you're only allowed to mock a specific group of people, a group that is largely underrepresented in modern media, it gets stale real quick.
Did the title of that movie get wordfiltered?
So he's going to be a straw man with commentary no more incisive or funny than the alt-right kid from the first movie who was into beastiality porn?
>YouTube star and men's rights activist
This director is addicted to twitter and cant help but shove everything he sees on there into his movies. Sees andrew tate (astroturfed himself with pajeets and bots to algorithm himself into popularity) and MUST mock him in his lastest flick. Doesnt have an original thought in his mind
I just enjoy Craig hamming it up with the southern accent
then watch logan lucky if you haven't
Incredibly soulful. I kept up with house of cards just to watch kevin spacey chew scenery and mumble with his old timey plantation accent.
so a joe rogan parody then
Dave Bautista is a worthless, self-important and talentless homosexual and is a disgusting boil upon any project he's attached to.
So an Andrew Tate parody?