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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HERE WE GO FOR TODAY'S NUMBER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      9

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        3

        repeating digits

        TODAY'S NUMBER IS: 7

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      repeating digits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SEVEN

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomer hair
    Trash can is waiting for you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s called a pompadour and it’s been around since the 40s you fricking dimwit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        555-HAIR

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MICHAEL J. ANDERSON'S FACEBOOK

    'Cuz aside from Lynch's work, the main source for this convo is probably the weird 2015 allegations of sinful-dwarf Anderson, so i should link those here:

    etcanada.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/michaelanderson.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1024

    Crazy, right? Why say this? Guess he just "Lost it"!

    Before meeting Lynch, Mike did computer tech for U.S. Military contractor Martin Marietta (the "Martin" in Lockheed Martin) where he helped convert titan ii ICBMs into NASA shuttle boosters. Not just fluent in programming languages, he also invented his iconic backwards speech later used for Twin Peaks years earlier as a child, and echoes some of its truth-telling-thru-reversal in these double-negative accusations ("he never...") which david's daughter Jennifer Lynch oddly responded to with another negative, saying "None of what he says is true" (So..."he never had his best friend murdered"=NOT TRUE?) .. Never-whatever, still alot of bodies tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the fact that he endorsed him and actually was involved in a short film with him, Lynch is probably the same sort of person behind closed doors as Captain Beefheart, who abused and drugged his bandmates into interpreting his experimental piano ramblings so he could then say he created it all himself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and yet basically everyone except michael j anderson who has ever worked with him loves doing so, and many people have gone on record saying how much better he is than most directors.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Captain Beefheart has to be one of biggest shitposters in music history
        >narcisitstic artist that wanted to get into music
        >knew nothing about playing instruments but still managed to get a band because was highschool buddies with Frank Zappa
        >drove his bandmates insane by making them play incoherent music all the whole taking full credit to himself
        >lyrics are just schizo ramblings
        >managed to make Zappa seethe on a few occasions

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That guy became completely irredeemable when he broke Jeff Cotton's(Antennae Jimmy Semens) ribs and teeth, making him leave the Magic Band forever. The Trout Mask Replica band was the best band he ever had, and he blew it. He literally just had to not be a fricking maniac and the Magic Band boys would still be by his side. By the way, i like how Lynch, like any other casual listener of Beefheart music, never acknowledges the Magic Band, just to call Don Van Vliet the genius of the operation..

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does he still do weather reports?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and the daily number

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what are his secrets?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://letterboxd.com/pd187/film/lost-highway/
      ...As discussed here-letterboxd.com/pd187/film/the-earth-day-special/-i must return to the knowledge that lynch took classes at penn while einhorn not only taught there but was deeply embedded in the philly art/experimental/avant garde cinema scene,* working & socializing with film students & appearing in shorts ("carrying a female mannequin") directed byletterboxd.com/director/christopher-speeth/

      the fact that einhorn's laura palmeresque beauty-queen gf maddux was found "wrapped in plastic" or that he theorized her murder was at the behest of a demonic conspiracy, hypothesizing that he was brainwashed, possessed or embodied by some kind of evil obscuring spirit seems relevant to p much all the work lynch has done since his time living just a few city blocks from einhorn's corpse-trunk. ("philadelphia is percolating in me.") this local-to-lynch story was national front-page news -EARTH DAY FOUNDER FLEES. ACCUSING CIA OF SLAYING- not something you'd forget, but he's out here saying lost highway is about OJ?*

      aside from biographical "coincidences" of david & ira, they're both 9/11 truthers* (lynch went on alex jones!) with shared interest in parallel dimensions, tulpas and time-loops, not to mention lynch's 50-year practice of transcendental meditation corresponding with einhorn's late 60s new age yoga-guru lessons on lynch's philly campus. david even cast the einhorn tv movie's holly maddux (naomi watts!) as his lead in mulholland drive (which also had the same sound dept guys??). einhorn spent decades on the run theorizing about UFOs with trump-connected spook physicists like jack sarfatti--can lynch-heads saucerpill me on lynch and UFOs? (*i havent seen tp3)--does every production feat. keelian phone-prank mibs like blake in this? does this end with a classic abduction? does lynch...believe?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hollywood director is a demon worshipping murderer
        Many such cases

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He and Tarantino creep me out with their nostalgia/worship of Hollywood.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Both of them are in that same category of "Filmmakers that say that Roman Polanski dindu nuffin" They are very sick people

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Did Roman Polanski really do anything wrong though?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              keep seething

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Being outraged at a dirty rapist is seethe now
                That reddit AMA doesn't mean shit.
                Real men don't rape girls.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so you're saying he's a demon worshipper? I could kind of understand that. In Twin Peaks instead of the truthful message (don't mess with the occult, flee to the Church), the deeply ambiguous message seems to be:

        >Be a spiritual seeker like Dale! Go and do battle with the demons one on one for the sake of justice!

        But tangling with energies that powerful just leads to the destruction of the soul. I've always found it interesting how well the Twin Peaks metaphysics/cosmology fits into a Catholic worldview. You have these evil spirits which can possess people, who are ordered into a kind of hierarchy, who live to exact suffering. In that scene above the convenience store they are depicted as spirits of the air (the traditional Christian description of demons) who wander through arid places/ the desert, and somehow electricity allow them to interface with the real world.

        Bl. Fulton Sheen wrote about how the atomic bomb represented a kind of spiritual watershed for humanity, a kind of primal evil or ultimate evil of the modern (postmodern?) era.

        Reminds me of what (Catholic) Marshall McCluhan said, that electricity and the internet (its 'mind') are the mystical body of the anti-christ.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the real world.
          I should say the visible, physical world.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fire Walk With Me is literally a movie about Christian salvation

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He gets it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's true, but, if I'm not mistaken, Dale solves these mysteries himself. He would be something like a Father Brown figure except he doesn't seem to acknowledge God or depend on him in any way.

            Which just seems misguided if one is dealing with literal demons.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Demon trips
              Dale fails in the end, he foolishly tries to fix the past and face the paranormal unprepared. The message is to act as Dougie did, not Dale. (We could argue the non-retared Dougie in that one short scene in the final episode is the true or integrated Cooper) Also, Major Briggs is a committed Catholic, and probably the moral center of the show. I know Lynch was raised Christian, and I believe that Transcendental Meditation led him towards Buddhist and Hindu texts IIRC.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wish there was a fan edit of twin peaks that cuts the whole of season 1 & 2 into a like 2:30h movie

    i want to rewatch it but those seasons have so much filler

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HELLOOOOOOOOOOO

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The real meaning of The Return: https://library-city.com/2019/02/12/what-dougie-is-trying-to-tell-you/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really like this idea, putting political aspects of the show behind so much subtext to the point barely anyone will even notice it is so roundabout. It's not like Lynch's work would be censored or that he'd be exiled for making it more explicit.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE US ONE MORE KINO YOU MOTHERFUUCKER DEMON

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Twin Peaks is like something one of the feds or autopsy surgeons would think up after being involved in solving a murder case. Literally "I could have saved her", or maybe "I could have fixed her". You Anons probably felt something like this if you've ever read about murderers killing young girls, because it really does seem so unfair. Here it's like somebody was so sympathetic to this dead girl, so shocked that a beatiful and innocent being became a victim of a murderer that they imagined a whole story around it in their head, involving physical and spiritual realms, as well as them heroically saving the girl from her circumstances. Possibly this is how the show came about? Maybe Lynch read up something about a psychopath being involved with a girl, and in his head he thought that, with murderers, there are demons and evil spirits involved, which eventually brought in the involvement of the supernatural in general. Something like the murder of Holly Maddux comes to mind, because I think she was also found "wrapped in plastic."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're right. Twin Peaks is basically David Lynch daydreaming about saving a dead girl and then waking up from it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      except she isnt an innocent being at all you nonce

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