Dayum Ginney! Yo white ass finna be packin cake, naw Im sayin?

“Dayum Ginney! Yo white ass finna be packin’ cake, naw I’m sayin? I’d hit that shit from behind fo sho!” Dean Thomas exclaimed while Ginny Weasley giggled as they sat at breakfast in the Great Hall. Harry watched and listened to Dean’s ebonic wooing with a seething rage, the monster in his chest growled and muttered crime and domestic abuse statistics categorized by race. At the head table, Dumbledore quietly surveyed the scene. He rose and with a flourish of his wand conjured a rope which wrapped itself about Dean’s neck. “Winguardium Leviosa!” He cried and with a swish and flick the rope jolted Dean into the air. Dean only had time to utter a confused “Ayo” before he was hoisted from the Gryffindor table. He stretched his legs frantically as he fought for air, wheezing out “I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe.”. The whole hall erupted into cheers as students pelted Dean’s body with stones as it swung in a gentle Hogwarts breeze.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't say that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I did say it though? It wasn't a greentext quote though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You never said that and you will never be a woman. Take meds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he did, calmly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know? Were you there?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dean only had time to utter a confused “Ayo” before he was hoisted from the Gryffindor table. He stretched his legs frantically as he fought for air, wheezing out “I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe.”
    Floyd still living rent free in chud minds lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      breath status?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well, he's not living anywhere else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *kneels slightly on you neck*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Classic israelite. Still wants to charge rent to a dead man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >living
      Yeah, I don't think that's happening rabbi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      From the prison to the streets, Floyd will be free

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was dean thomas the black kid? Wasn’t he that irish homosexual?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was Seamus Finnegan or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no that was Fenian O'Mickey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was Seamus Finnegan or something.

      no that was Fenian O'Mickey

      Nah the irish kid was Mick Potatofamine O'Carbomb

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too americanised, a black bongoloid should speak like the "people" you see on AFTV

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >people" you see on AFTV
      Troopz's bluds and senpaitachi always cracks me up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm tired, wobbie

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE BAJLLION BURTIES EVERY FLAVOR BEANS TO THE FIRST ONE WHO PROLAPSES MS GRANGER'S TIGHT 2ND YEAR butthole FOUR BAJILLION TO THE FIRST ONE TO STOMP THAT homosexual POTTER'S HEAD IN
    >he said calmly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >O THE FIRST ONE WHO PROLAPSES MS GRANGER'S

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >GETS TO STAY IN MY BOARDING SCHOOL

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        THAT'S A TRIP TO THE BONUS BEAN ROOM FOR KRUM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >first year at Hogwarts
      >witness that mudblood Hermione slapping my fellow Slytherin house member Draco
      >assemble my friends and tell them my plan of revenge
      somehourslater.scroll
      >we stretch our legs in pursuit of Hermione
      >Hermione gets among her fellow house members outside
      >we're hiding in the distance behind some bushes so they can't see us
      itstimetostrike.mp3
      >drop out pants and with loud grunts we give birth to massive poops
      >we've been saving our poops for days
      >we complements eachother's poops before I aim my wand on mine
      >'TELEPORTUS'
      >we watch with glee as Hermione's face changes
      >she drops her pants as fast as lightning and crouches
      >her friends doesn't bat an eye as it's still practiced to defecate & evaporate
      >she's certainly pushing hard to get it out
      >just as Hermione let it go we teleport in another poop
      >we hear Hermione grunting loudly
      >her friends starts paying attention to her
      >she's clearly struggling as she's not used to pass poops of this magnitude and frequency
      >'TELEPORTUS!'
      >Hermione drops on all four with sweat forming on her forehead
      >we teleport the poops with such rapidness giving her no time to gather her thoughts
      >her friends' faces are mixed with confusion and disgust
      >we laugh as our revenge is done
      >Snape catches us
      ohshit.portrait
      1/2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he looks over at Hermione, her violated butthole next to a pile of excrement
        >he drops his pants and shits
        >he then casts engorgeo on it
        >now it's easily twice as big as ours, both in girth and length
        >a quick glance and you could have mistaken it for a basilisk
        >he looks at us and tells us to watch this closely
        >he takes out his wand
        >'TELEPORTUS!'
        >Hermione stiffens up
        >her stomach actually bulges to even manage to store this inhumane poop
        >actually felt sorry for her for a moment
        >we watch as Hermione builds up strength to begin to pass this colossus
        >pretty much everyone has left her by this point
        >Hermione's legs and arms are trembling beneath her
        >she's definitely having the struggle of a lifetime
        >with each loud groan we see the crap move out an inch
        >it doesn't even break off
        >'I should cut back on the fiber' Snape says
        >several intense minutes later it appears as if it's levitating out of Hermione's stretched anus
        >it's that solid
        >Hermione's shaking immensely now
        >with a last push it falls to the ground
        >so does Hermione out of exhaustion
        >'my job here is done' Snape says before stretching his legs to his hut
        >we can't help but stare at Hermione's ravaged arse
        >moments later we hear Dumbledore shout '500 points to Gryffindor' from a nearby window
        2/2

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I liked it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he looks over at Hermione, her violated butthole next to a pile of excrement
        >he drops his pants and shits
        >he then casts engorgeo on it
        >now it's easily twice as big as ours, both in girth and length
        >a quick glance and you could have mistaken it for a basilisk
        >he looks at us and tells us to watch this closely
        >he takes out his wand
        >'TELEPORTUS!'
        >Hermione stiffens up
        >her stomach actually bulges to even manage to store this inhumane poop
        >actually felt sorry for her for a moment
        >we watch as Hermione builds up strength to begin to pass this colossus
        >pretty much everyone has left her by this point
        >Hermione's legs and arms are trembling beneath her
        >she's definitely having the struggle of a lifetime
        >with each loud groan we see the crap move out an inch
        >it doesn't even break off
        >'I should cut back on the fiber' Snape says
        >several intense minutes later it appears as if it's levitating out of Hermione's stretched anus
        >it's that solid
        >Hermione's shaking immensely now
        >with a last push it falls to the ground
        >so does Hermione out of exhaustion
        >'my job here is done' Snape says before stretching his legs to his hut
        >we can't help but stare at Hermione's ravaged arse
        >moments later we hear Dumbledore shout '500 points to Gryffindor' from a nearby window
        2/2

        good read, bravo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he looks over at Hermione, her violated butthole next to a pile of excrement
        >he drops his pants and shits
        >he then casts engorgeo on it
        >now it's easily twice as big as ours, both in girth and length
        >a quick glance and you could have mistaken it for a basilisk
        >he looks at us and tells us to watch this closely
        >he takes out his wand
        >'TELEPORTUS!'
        >Hermione stiffens up
        >her stomach actually bulges to even manage to store this inhumane poop
        >actually felt sorry for her for a moment
        >we watch as Hermione builds up strength to begin to pass this colossus
        >pretty much everyone has left her by this point
        >Hermione's legs and arms are trembling beneath her
        >she's definitely having the struggle of a lifetime
        >with each loud groan we see the crap move out an inch
        >it doesn't even break off
        >'I should cut back on the fiber' Snape says
        >several intense minutes later it appears as if it's levitating out of Hermione's stretched anus
        >it's that solid
        >Hermione's shaking immensely now
        >with a last push it falls to the ground
        >so does Hermione out of exhaustion
        >'my job here is done' Snape says before stretching his legs to his hut
        >we can't help but stare at Hermione's ravaged arse
        >moments later we hear Dumbledore shout '500 points to Gryffindor' from a nearby window
        2/2

        brava, brava

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Right wing humor, ladies and gentlemen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GINNY DID YOU BLACK YOUR FIRECROTCH IN THE CHAMBER OF Black folkS?! ONE MILLION POINTS TO FLOYDONFLOR HOUSE!!!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just love Dumbledore posting, no matter what.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are simply not funny, you're basically the male version of women.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it was another day with History of Magic for the Slytherin and Ravenclaw students
    >the ghotsly professor Binns was ranting about the Goblin wars and the evil ways of these greedy and big nosed crimes against decency and wizardkind
    >"and so it was that after the Treaty of Nurembergton, goblin halfbloods were allowed to attend Hogwarts alongside normal, full-blooded humans"
    >Draco's blood started to boil after hearing such inflammatory informations
    >this proud and young wizard couldn't accept the idea of having such atrocious aberrations near him
    >he stretched his hand to gain the Professor's attention
    >"Professor", Draco cried, "How can it be?! Is there a way to tell them apart?"
    >"Well yes, it is quite easy in fact", the ectoplasmic educator answered, "if M. Goldstein could stand for a little demonstration?"
    >"6 MILLIONS POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR", bellowed Headmaster Dumbledore from afar

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dean only had time to utter a confused “Ayo” before he was hoisted from the Gryffindor table

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >“Which one was Michael Corner?” Ron demanded furiously.
    >“The dark one,” said Hermione.
    >“I didn’t like him,” said Ron at once.
    >“Big surprise,” said Hermione under her breath

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