DC retcons everything!

Sales are so far down the shitter that they needed to rebrand the event.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a universe with straight white characters?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. DC vs Vampires

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like how even the news sites aren't buying DC's bullshit that it was "always" going to be this title

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the title change doesn't do much, the conctent of the event was pretty much CoiE again with Pariah and the Anti-Monitor around anyway

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which is the new name?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Infinite on Crisis Earths

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dark Crisis sounded fine. Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths sounds bloated.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God this would've been so much more fitting for the events about the fricking DARK Multiverse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crisis in infinite blearths

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crisis on Infinite Darkness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crisis on the diminishing returns.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crisis on Infinite Earths II: Dark Boogaloo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dark poeple on all earths featuring gay superman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Crisis: The Search For More Infinite Earths

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ultimatum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crisis of the Ultimatum within Infinite Worlds of 52.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crisis of the Diminishing Revenue Streams.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Infinite darkness on earth crisis. Just likeIRL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Night of the Dawn of Infinite Zero Secret X Age of Crisis. Or just plain "we're out of ideas".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Creativity Crisis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boku no Crisis In Infinite Boypucci

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black person Crisis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Infinite Final Secret Crisis of Wars on Infinite Earths at Zero Hour's Flashpoint

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone at DC come down from Mount Olymus and talked to the fans on the street on what they want? Hint, it's not
    - BENIS lore
    - aged-up Jon
    - all our heroes dead
    - evil Superman edition #42243
    - Tom - King & Taylor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fans on the street love cookie cutter snarky MCU stuff and edgelord stuff with people getting brutalized like The Boys, Invincible, and that one scene from Dr Strange 2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeaaah but that's not the people buying the DC comics. When DC's tried hard to lean into the edgy or le quirky, they've pretty much tanked most of what they've got except for the bazillion Bat books.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who's the people buying DC? I mean other than batwankers?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What do Disney Tv Shows and movies have to do with what comics readers want from DC’s comics?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >MUH BATMAN
      >MUH BATMAN
      >MUH BATMAN
      >ONE BAD COMIC AND YOU'RE TARNISHED FOR LIFE
      >MUH BATMAN REEEEEEEEEEEE
      Supergirl, Strange Adventures, and Human Target are good and have very little to do with how moronic Dark Crisis is or any of the other clusterfricks like the Mary Marvel sexual assault comic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Supergirl, Strange Adventures, and Human Target are good
        They're not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day Tom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Supergirl, Strange Adventures, and Human Target are good
        ehehehe... ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tom King is essentially how Byrne views Morrison and Moore, but accurate
        >I get no sense from Morrison’s work that he has any “love for the genre.” I get the same vibe I get from Moore—a cold and calculated mixing of ingredients the writer knows the fans like, but to which the writer himself has no viceral connection. Nostalgia without being nostalgic, as I have dubbed it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's kinda how I feel about most Brit writers. There's a very INTJ or ISTJ vibe to it, but not much heart or "visceral connection" as Byrne said.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >There's a very INTJ or ISTJ vibe to it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >There's a very INTJ or ISTJ vibe to it
            There's a very "gullible to shitty personality tests" vibe to this post.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What disappointingly stupid take from him. Sounds like he's barely even read anything by Morrison. All-Star Superman alone is like the biggest love letter to superhero I've ever come across.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Supergirl is barely passable in that it does not ruin any character. At the end of the day, it is just another Supergirl adventure. I can think of better Supergirl stories I'd rather read. But it is readable and enjoyable, I suppose.

        Both Strange Adventures and Human Target are pure character assassination pieces. Get lost.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Supergirl, Strange Adventures, and Human Target are good
        Frick no. And neither is Vision.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only semi-decent one out of those was Supergirl and even then you have to waddle through the mud that is King's pity party through half of each issue.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Strange adventures was garbage and I don't say that lightly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These evil elitist sacks of shit don't care about the fans. They're not grateful for all the money you've given them. They will scream that you are toxic and entitled for not eating their garbage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the money you've given them
        ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bad news

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DC Comics is a lost cause at this point. The mistakes they've made over the last four years have been mind-boggling.

      It'll never happen. I wish it would, but they just do not care. Jim Lee and his gaggle of editors suffer from "I know better than you because..." syndrome, despite the fact that these people are demanding your money for the hot garbage they produce.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >- aged-up Jon
      kek you pedos still seething about this

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You act like this is new. They've literally rebooted the series 5 times now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But they never rebooted the reboot mid-reboot before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But they never rebooted the reboot mid-reboot before.

      >Marvelgays acting like a retitle is a reboot
      >Marvelgays acting like they don't have constant piecemeal reboots

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >DCtrannies unironically incentives DC to make terrible decisions by supporting their shitty ideas.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >by supporting their shitty ideas

          How are fans supporting their shitty ideas if sales are in the toilet hence the retitle of the event?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            DCtrannies are different from normal fans.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They're calling out DC's bullshit?! It must be M-M-Marvelgays!

        b***h I have never read a marlel comic in my life and never will. I just recognize the truth: DC is an absolute pile of shit and their events are jokes. Only event that DC can do that could possibly work is rebooting their entire universe again and starting over from scratch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >immediatly moves the discussion to Marvel
        Classic pajeet move. Get new material.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't even care at this point. DC is just a pile of recyclable trash.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Final Infinite Identity Crisis on Rebirth of Death Metal Infinite Earths.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Countdown Clock to the Flashpoint of the Dark Final Infinite Identity Crisis on Rebirth of Death Metal Infinite Earths!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At this point just give Garth Ennis a big event. I'd be more entertained by the Green Lantern getting violently butt fricked than reading another "THE MULTIVERSE IS BACK/GONE!" story.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm certain they'll adapt Twilight of the Superheroes as soon as Alan Moore dies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Christ, that's a morbid thought.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was theorized that N52 was an attempt.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          making New 52 Capt. Marvel/Shazam an butthole jerk was fricking moronic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There was something really punchable about his face.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. Bring back Baby Batman and force the Justice League to change his diaper before his Omega Diaper turns the whole universe into shit or whatever.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when they announced Infinite Frontier and they were very clear that this was gonna lead to their next event, but I figured they were gonna do a Morrison/Hickman thing where they wait a few years to build it up and not do another Crisis event almost immediately after the last one just ended.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only who gives them the benefit of the doubt and thinks they always meant to change the title halfway through? Changing a title to fit revealed information is a kino trope.
    Dark Crisis never shied away from being a COIE sequel. The very first scene mirrors COIE's first scene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, as do I.
      I guess this will be the part where it spills from just Prime Earth or whatever into the rest of the Multiverse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, from context cues it is pretty obviously a move planned in advance. I wouldn't say it's a good move because no one that wasn't buying it is going to be swayed by it, but thinking they didn't originally plan to eventually reveal this is just moronic cynism.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn´t Doomsday Clock the one to fix everything but went with the Metal series?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but Didio was gonna reboot everything instead of deboot like Johns wanted. So everyone shat on the 5G reboot. So to un-frick that that idea they had to make Death Metal to justify/recycle the 5G shit to just be a semi-canon 2 month event which became Future State. But by establishing an omniverese instead of debooting the multiverse. They intentionally made things more Marvel-esque which fundamentally doesn't work for DC stuff. Now the canon is in the shitter and all the ANAD Marvel writers that came over UBER-fricked the canon. Also by giving to much power to Bendis, Taylor and King REALLY didn't help anything either. At this point DC is just beating a dead horse.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's already a thread

    [...]

    Learn to use the catalogue newbie

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do they honesty think this is the kind for thing people like to read?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has to since it's selling well apparently.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so does this mean superman will be clark kent again and not his gayass son?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Technically he's Superman right now in Action Comics.

      But I also suspect he'll have the main Superman book back too very soon.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get ready for sudden big change up in the big 2, when the shit sites start pocking at it, you know the bubble is about to burst in slow motion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know
      all the bigs are in Marvel anon

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Crisis
    It's not a fricking crisis, it's just a mere Summer event. (For the frick's sake, issue three will feature a "training day" with Black Adam. I'm out.)

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is sad. I'm sad. Buying and reading omnibuses like Gotham Central, The Question, Swamp Thing, Hellblazer, Death Of Superman, and so on ... I miss good comics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A good way to send them a message is to stop buying those overprices omnibuses, and stop supporting them until they get better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        B-but muh nostalgia

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just pirate then, everyone is doing it.

  19. 2 years ago
    SladeFag6969

    I'm just going to repost, for posterity.

    Just stop trying already. You can rebrand and rename your substance devoid, meaningless, rehash "comic" as many times as you want, and it will still suck, and your company is still going to be on life support until it's inevitable death.

    Stop trying. Restructure. Hire better talent, come up with a better way to distribute the product, or better yet, change the format of the product to more easily overtake the competition (manga). Find out where their strengths lie, where yours could be, and leverage that shit. Make an effort to purify the american comic industry's bloodline, as it's become more incestuous than the fricking Habsbourgs, and that led to shit like this. Get new people and let more of them prove themselves more easily. Diversify. Look at italian comics and how many genres you could find there. Bring existing nerdy fictional universes like Star Wars, Warhammer, Battletech, D&D, etc., into comics and get fans that way. Experiment with different genres.

    There's so much common sense shit that could be done, yet you refuse, convincing me of your deliberate self sabotage. Frick you DC. You don't deserve success at this point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        SladeFag6969

        No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, twenty more reboots work fine. The average normie will see Batman #1 and immediately buy it. They don't complain that constant reboots make the series harder to read at all!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Shit like this is the reason that manga is overtaking the Big 2 in sales: People are tired of big crisis events that don't actually mean anything and DC clearly doesn't have the ability to tell a STORY that isn't reliant on cosmic entities having fistfights with the Justice League.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Star Wars, Warhammer, Battletech, D&D
      3/4 of those already have comics already.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark : Turns out the only crisis was the friends we made along the way.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least we might get a new Harbinger figure out of this.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know, this event is dogshit but at least it's boring, trite dogshit and there is no Batkek.

    Okay, there was Lady Batkek for a brief while but she didn't overstay her welcome and was like 75% less hypercompetant.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Countdown became Countdown to Final Crisis mid-way through. It was trash, but for those saying this hasn't ever been done before, you're wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Countdown itself isn't a complete title.

      But Dark Crisis is a complete title.

      There's no point in adding "on Infinite Earths" other than trick people wanting to read the original Crisis to find this book instead while looking for it on Amazon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Countdown itself isn't a complete title
        what is this levels of fricking cope?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In the context doofus. It was the countdown to an event.

          But keep being in denial and continue to think that it was a planned ingenious move by DC, and not at all a desperate change to compensate for the perpetual downfall of the company.

          I'm going to be so fricking gleeful when they finally discontinue their publications, because that's what you shills deserve.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It was the countdown to an event.
            Being a homage to Zero Hour. The book didn't end at Issue 1 you moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There's no point in adding "to Final Crisis" other than trick people wanting to read the original Crisis
        FTFY

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At this point is there even a reason to be invested in the dc universe?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They literally don't know what they're doing lmao

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I swear I read the title Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths on a DC website or press release way before this weekend, like when it was first announced. Im pretty sure this has been the plan from the jump, not a rebrand from flatlining sales or whatever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then why even advertise this as the Dark Crisis?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It seems equally plausible to me that this is a bad sales gimmick, or a deliberate attempt to be clever in marketing. It seems to be selling fine tho. Do they actually expect competition from AXE? Nobody likes when Marvel takes a dump on everyone's pull list with events

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DC retcons everything!
    I will only read Superman again if DC brings back the real Superman, this current generation exactly this week has seen the power of the strongest character in comics and manga Saitama, so it would be good if DC brings back the silver age Superman, I like Byrne but his Superman has proven to be a failure, it did not work, it never worked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I like Byrne but his
      Byrne has been retired for 10 years...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And remains more relevant than anyone working at DC and Marvel today, but his Superman was his worst work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's interesting that in the 80s, they took away Superman's power because they thought he was too strong and now we have Saitama and Goku and the fun is in them getting stronger and stronger, does Jim Lee really understand the market today and what the readers consume today? Because Superman comic book sells like shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Batman is DC's flagship title and he's the weakest.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm talking about selling 90,100, 300,000 and 1 million per month like some manga, not 30,000 like Batman

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Then you need good writers and good writers need to be paid well.

            Manga industry pays well.

            No writer are going to give away their million dollar ideas for a $300 freelancing deal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >does Jim Lee really understand the market today and what the readers consume today?

        I think he's too busy sketching to pay attention to anything else.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So was Anti-Monitor influenced by The Darkness, Perpetua, Barbatos, or by himself? Make up your minds!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a Monitor, or half of one, so like a Beyonder his backstory changes depending on the observer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ha

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow i still don't give a shit.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We've really gone as far as we can with superhero comics. There's nothing original to tell anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >We've really gone as far as we can with superhero comics. There's nothing original to tell anymore.
      Manga proves this wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The most popular superhero manga is aping decades worth of DC and Marvel comics, but with a shit shounen twist to it. All of it can fricking go. I'm sick of capeshit.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not canon

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone redpill me on the multiverse since the first appearance of Kekman and the Batman League.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why not let these old heroes die permanently?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the company will die.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    heh

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