First Episode: >Baylan and Shin saving Morgan >Ahsoka is searching for the star map that leads to another Galaxy where Thrawn is trapped, the map is inside a nightsister temple in a planet called Arcana >the explosion in Arcana is caused by a self destruct program of the HK-87 droids after the duel with Ahsoka >Huyang is with Ahsoka since the first episode >Morgan is a nightsister > Ryder Azadi appears in Lothal >Sabine is nearly killed by Shin after their duel in the ending of the first episode
Second Episode: >Sabine wake up in a hospital > The HK-87 droids are from Corellia, Ahsoka and Hera go to Corellia for some investigations in a shipyard >The workers from the shipyards are ex-imperial >Ahsoka duel Marrok while Hera and Chopper chases a ship carrying a hyperdrive in the Air >The Hyperdrive is part of a device called The Eye of Sion, It Will help to bring Thrawn back to the known galaxy
random bullet points from the same sources: >Ezra DOES NOT use a lightsaber, he uses force-karate. >Thrawn only shows up at the end of the last episode like Luke in Episode 7 >Thrawn has undead stormtroopers using kylo ren's kintsugi armor but with black/gold instead of red >Ahsoka has a vision of herself fighting Anakin on Mustafar and winning, with Obi-Wan corpse on display in the background >There is a red title crawl for episode 1, but it's flat like the one in solo, but moving like the ones in movies. >The show is structured like Book of Boba Fett, the first 4 being flashbacks that take place during mando season 2, the second half being post season 3 of mando >The new part of space Thrawn is in, is where Skeleton Crew is going to take place >Anakin and young Ahsoka training clone wars flashbacks
What the frick it sounds like the exact same "Chase the thing to put together a thing to get to other thing" goyslop that everyone complained about in episode 9?!? >Ezra DOES NOT use a lightsaber, he uses force-karate
Actually interesting >Thrawn only shows up at the end of the last episode like Luke in Episode 7
What the frick is the point lmfao >Thrawn has undead stormtroopers using kylo ren's kintsugi armor but with black/gold instead of red
homosexual and moron
>What the frick is the point lmfao
This could be a miscommunication or something, it could be interpreted that way or Thrawn is in the show as a B plot but only joins the rest of the cast and plot in the main galaxy in the finale.
>most likely 15 hours until you can see it.
Makes no difference to me tbh. I'm not watching it. I was just curious how far off it was because there seems to be zero hype.
>He doesn't want a pair of hot twi'lek frick buddies that put out in sheer gratitude for saving them from being some Hutt ugly bastard's sex slaves
I dunno, I dunno man. Seems kinda gay to me.
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I'll never understand how you people manage to do anything with your lives being coombrained 24/7. Or maybe you don't.
No, the only thing that can save Star Wars is a soft reboot set during the High Republic area with exciting new characters like non-binary twin Jedis, a quipping black female Jedi «who-don’t -need-no-man», the typical white male antagonist and a space fearing rock.
Can’t wait for The Acolyte. Dinosaurs!
JJ Abraham stealing that line from TLJ and turning it into the goyslop marvel reddit anthem will always be hilarious. Imagine ruining something that beautiful to mean something else.
>ACKSHULLY the Force doesn't make you special, in fact everyone has a connection to the Force even if they can't feel it!
Wow amazing writing Filoni, I love how everyone is unimportant cattle even in my escapist fantasy scifi.
I was willing to give it a chance until they started leaning on it being essentially diesnyfied remake of the Thrawn trilogy. I will NOT watch sabine fricking wren usurp Luke, Han, Leia, Chewie or Lando.
>cute sunny character in cartoon >manfaced troon in live action
Why can't they ever get this shit right? Yes, I get she's supposed to be older, but attractive, petite 30 year old women exist.
>even if the original movies were relatively grounded.
The setting evolved beyond mystic sword fights into anime flips and sheeeit pretty quickly. Not my fault it became so silly that a woman with magic samurai powers isn't that unbelievable, all things considered.
Where's the blue one with big breasts?
breasts aren't allowed, anymore. You get a homely orange b***h instead.
>breasts
Women are men and men are women, the science is settled. Breasts are only meant to be removed like a spleen or testifies.
that character design looks horrible
like it was inspired by a cartoon or something
well, it was.
Post yfw you read the leaks
Please do share, my dear anon. I've a long day of data entry ahead of me and so a hearty chuckle would go over most satisfactorily.
First Episode:
>Baylan and Shin saving Morgan
>Ahsoka is searching for the star map that leads to another Galaxy where Thrawn is trapped, the map is inside a nightsister temple in a planet called Arcana
>the explosion in Arcana is caused by a self destruct program of the HK-87 droids after the duel with Ahsoka
>Huyang is with Ahsoka since the first episode
>Morgan is a nightsister
> Ryder Azadi appears in Lothal
>Sabine is nearly killed by Shin after their duel in the ending of the first episode
Second Episode:
>Sabine wake up in a hospital
> The HK-87 droids are from Corellia, Ahsoka and Hera go to Corellia for some investigations in a shipyard
>The workers from the shipyards are ex-imperial
>Ahsoka duel Marrok while Hera and Chopper chases a ship carrying a hyperdrive in the Air
>The Hyperdrive is part of a device called The Eye of Sion, It Will help to bring Thrawn back to the known galaxy
random bullet points from the same sources:
>Ezra DOES NOT use a lightsaber, he uses force-karate.
>Thrawn only shows up at the end of the last episode like Luke in Episode 7
>Thrawn has undead stormtroopers using kylo ren's kintsugi armor but with black/gold instead of red
>Ahsoka has a vision of herself fighting Anakin on Mustafar and winning, with Obi-Wan corpse on display in the background
>There is a red title crawl for episode 1, but it's flat like the one in solo, but moving like the ones in movies.
>The show is structured like Book of Boba Fett, the first 4 being flashbacks that take place during mando season 2, the second half being post season 3 of mando
>The new part of space Thrawn is in, is where Skeleton Crew is going to take place
>Anakin and young Ahsoka training clone wars flashbacks
So they are just teasing Thrawn for Filoni's theatrical romp?
Ahsoka might get a second season if it does well
Bruh. Just do something that can stand on its own for once. Fricking slop.
Nothing on D+ can do well to offset the 500+millions in losses they're taking each quarter.
one side is pissing on the fire to put it out, the other is tossing buckets of gasoline on it.
What the frick it sounds like the exact same "Chase the thing to put together a thing to get to other thing" goyslop that everyone complained about in episode 9?!?
>Ezra DOES NOT use a lightsaber, he uses force-karate
Actually interesting
>Thrawn only shows up at the end of the last episode like Luke in Episode 7
What the frick is the point lmfao
>Thrawn has undead stormtroopers using kylo ren's kintsugi armor but with black/gold instead of red
homosexual and moron
>What the frick is the point lmfao
This could be a miscommunication or something, it could be interpreted that way or Thrawn is in the show as a B plot but only joins the rest of the cast and plot in the main galaxy in the finale.
>>Ezra DOES NOT use a lightsaber, he uses force-karate.
KEK
But Rens armor is the same worn by the prior Ren and unrelated to the Empire completely
shut up, chud
>Baylan and Shin saving Morgan
Literally who?
>undead stormtroopers
They stole my shitty idea for a hypothetical episode 7 when I was 11!
Where can I sue?
When does it get released?
Around 12 hours or something. The afternoon August 22nd. They don't do the midnight releases anymore.
It's the 22nd here in Australia. No idea if this is available here yet. Won't be watching it anyway.
They use commiefornia time, most likely 15 hours until you can see it.
>most likely 15 hours until you can see it.
Makes no difference to me tbh. I'm not watching it. I was just curious how far off it was because there seems to be zero hype.
9PM ET.
The worst part of shitney plus slop is that nothing happens till the finale, and it has no time to breathe because of it. Cringe.
Okay, lads. Help me out here. Made a cinegrid for RotS, not sure which version I like better though.
My friend do you by chance have autism
No. But these always frick with me because I'm never too sure what to focus on. So I made a couple of versions.
I'd take this one but replace the balcony at the bottom right with this shot.
Pics are in chronological order. That's what makes it tough to create these grids.
Dykeslop
This doesn't even look that. It probably still will be but at least it's a good looking cast for once.
*that bad
Gina Carano was the real dyke kino.
How is Disney going to respond to this failing?
Dave Filoni suicide
They'll probably double down and make a sequel
Blame Russian bots and double down
Probably because they made the character look black. Many such cases.
Racism isn't allowed outside of /b/. Reported.
Terrible character that should have been made canon.
George Lucas invented her dumb gay
Am I still banned for Barcelona?
It's just all so generic
If you losers think star wars is so bad what do you think will save it? More video game character cringe like luke in mando? Kys
Discarding anything Disney has done and doing either non-pozzed Legacy or KotOR.
gayloni should be considered part of Disney.
Yup. Definitely.
pretty easy, more epic large scale battles instad of just 3 or 5 dudes fighting on the screen.
Based toddler
Oh, and more fast space ships that are going against bigger more gunned out ships
Make it for white boys again.
>New show is a negress who calls a white man massa
Are you paying attention
It should be about a white guy with a cute imperial pilot waifu.
Oh, and this it should show White Men conquering alien races and said alien races woman flocking to them and gushing over BWC
Nah. That's cringe. Keep the racemixing stuff out of it.
>racemixing
>breeding out the lesser alien race out of existence
>He doesn't want a pair of hot twi'lek frick buddies that put out in sheer gratitude for saving them from being some Hutt ugly bastard's sex slaves
I dunno, I dunno man. Seems kinda gay to me.
I'll never understand how you people manage to do anything with your lives being coombrained 24/7. Or maybe you don't.
No, the only thing that can save Star Wars is a soft reboot set during the High Republic area with exciting new characters like non-binary twin Jedis, a quipping black female Jedi «who-don’t -need-no-man», the typical white male antagonist and a space fearing rock.
Can’t wait for The Acolyte. Dinosaurs!
Scratch diversity and humor and not pro war.
This has to be satire post
Oh my gosh yoinkers. Reddit? REDDIT?
lmao why are there still jedis after Palentines order to kill all the jedis?
JJ Abraham stealing that line from TLJ and turning it into the goyslop marvel reddit anthem will always be hilarious. Imagine ruining something that beautiful to mean something else.
>Imagine ruining something that beautiful to mean something else.
This but Star Wars being ruined by TLJ
>call show ass hooker
>no ass or hookers
doomed from the start
>ACKSHULLY the Force doesn't make you special, in fact everyone has a connection to the Force even if they can't feel it!
Wow amazing writing Filoni, I love how everyone is unimportant cattle even in my escapist fantasy scifi.
O
MY
SCIENCE
THIS SHOW IS GONNA BE SO HECKIN COOL
>CAN I GET A HELL YEA
This has to be AI generated. I refuse to believe a human being would have written it
https://x.com/laurenlamango/status/1692391268905849101?s=46&t=34_rFJi27ZiYh1yrvLtzxQ
HELL YEA!
same energy as
>CAN I GET AN AMEN
It might not have been written by an AI, but it was definitely written my an NPC
Pic related is literally what inspired this moron design. You're stupid if you think differently.
what
Ashoka is older then maga, look up production year for clone wars season 1, probally older then you.
The trailer was embarrassing
I was willing to give it a chance until they started leaning on it being essentially diesnyfied remake of the Thrawn trilogy. I will NOT watch sabine fricking wren usurp Luke, Han, Leia, Chewie or Lando.
Pretty weird how media have been trying to gaslight the public into thinking die-hard Star Wars fans really love this character.
>cute sunny character in cartoon
>manfaced troon in live action
Why can't they ever get this shit right? Yes, I get she's supposed to be older, but attractive, petite 30 year old women exist.
>attractive, petite 30 year old women exist
Attractive women are the worst at fighting
It's a setting with space wizards and robots. Realism was never that much of a consideration, even if the original movies were relatively grounded.
>its a fantasy setting so nothing needs to make sense or be believable
This is always such a shit moron argument
>even if the original movies were relatively grounded.
The setting evolved beyond mystic sword fights into anime flips and sheeeit pretty quickly. Not my fault it became so silly that a woman with magic samurai powers isn't that unbelievable, all things considered.
Verisimilitude is the word you're looking for and yes it matters in all media.
They don't need to fight they need to do dancing with a stick
cant believe they made rosario dawson unattractive. fricking incredible
She's too old