>Dead or alive, you're coming with me!

>Dead or alive, you're coming with me!

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARE - YOU - CRAIVING - MY - McNUGGIES - CREEP

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha I was hoping this would be the first post.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        WELL YOU DIDNT GET YOUR WISH YOU STUPID homosexual

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLEEP

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd bite that shiny metal ass.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PIXARs RoboCop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    brapocop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.
      Sir,I hope you have a nice day.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OCP hired some kids and they released a new awesome patch.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *metallic brap*

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dead or alive, you're COOMING with me!
    Anon, you had one job to do...

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the oil fumes

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what would he sound like walking with that thing?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *sound of brap in a tin can*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be for a female robo cop that arrests other women and does sexual things to them

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wow you're from the future? What kind of cool shit do you have in the future? Do you live on Mars? Do teleporters exist yet?
    >No and no, but we have AI that can make sexy pics of Robocop on demand

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is what we deserve

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      we'll get holodecks before we get interstellar flight.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Once we get holodecks we're never getting anything else, that's the end of invention.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best timeline.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Curry my dear? You spoil me.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What are you staring at, creep?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      post hand

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dat ass
    >Still has Peter Weller's face
    AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FAT BOTTOM COPS LEAVE!

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now do a T-800

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if robocop was a canadian mountie and his horse got just shot to fuck, and they robohorsed it, and it too had a big robohorse dump hanging off the back of it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You bring up a good point about Robocop shitting. Have you ever seen a baby's shit? And all they eat is baby food. They didn't make the digestive system any more efficient, so some waste has to come out.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        burn off all liquids and compress it into cylinders

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still needs to be removed. Does it just plop out? Is there some cap somewhere someone needs to take off so it can?
          So many questions.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            if theres a hole you can fuck it?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You would need lube. And it'd probably still be uncomfortable, like fucking a car's tailpipe.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DEAD OR ALIVE
    YOU'RE CUMMING INTO MY ROBOCUSSY

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Dead or alive, you're cumming with me!

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robofap

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ROBOCAKE

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes, Detroit's finest

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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