i didn't understand what rape was until much later in life because i always gave consent to my uncle and his friends because butt play is so much fun like why would you not want it??
Quagmire is the greatest creation of family guy, a literal background character that got flanderized into a depraved rapist and sexual deviant who still comes off as lovable
He is a character who literally cannot exist in any modern show.
Only after they ruined Brian's character by changing him from Peter's straight man to Seth's liberal mouthpiece and then to a meta writers-poking-fun-at-themselves pseudo intellectual hypocrite. Seasons 1-3 Brian is a funny character, but once they abandon classic comedy dynamics all the characters become terrible
I was gonna post that. Quagmire gags are the only times on modern TV where female rape or sexual harassment is played for laughs and not made an "oh-so-tragic" no-laughing-matter".
It's hoenstly bizzare how his character never has and still does not have very much controversy. The only thing i can think of is the one where he rapes Marge in the Fox bump or whatever you call that thing and that was online because you teased my heckin Simpsons
My future wife. The perfect mix of cute and attainable.
God I busted so much loads to the King of Comedy episode where she tries to rape Brian in the chair
It doesn't help that she's voiced by Mila Kunis
In the Venture Bro's its written as being a side-effect from Hatred's super soldier serum. Also he's written as being somewhat ashamed of it after being give medicine to counteract the side-effect. It seems like he knows it's wrong but has a compulsion because of personality damage from the aforementioned super soldier serum >I once saw a guy's head come right off his body? You know why? Because I punched him
Yes, he took her to a storage container for 4 days, sodomized her, and raped her in every possible way as well as torturing her before strangling her to death with her bra, dismembering her and dissolving her body parts in drums of acid.
What's fuck up is that you basically have to do that. How many women will have the decency to even suck your dick for literally saving their lives? If you want your just reward for untying her, you put in the unfortunate place of having to protect your own interests first, because the overwhelming likelihood is that a woman is going to try to skip out on it after the fact as if they're just entitled to your body and the rescue you can choose to provide with it.
>did he rape her?
it's left to the viewer (back when writers had faith in their audience). If you thought he raped her, then he did. If not, then he didn't rape her.
Seth's time is just about up. Reddit has turned on him and the second he slips up by insulting trannies again in Family Guy he's going to get fake #metoo'd.
Like he'd give a shit. He's made money off all the idiots in the world and got to make his star trek rip off like he's always wanted. He's bashed all groups (he has, don't try to play a victim) on Fox of all channels since like 1999 and is considered a hero of adult animation in the israelite circle it seems. He'll be fine no matter what happens. >inb4 he's not a israelite
He's honorary at this point.
People who just don't care about this shit seem largely immune to getting cancelled. It's like redditors and twitter users only bother going all-out trying to ruin someone if they show weakness by apologizing first.
Radical leftist ideology is really just about thought control. They attack people who apologize or back track because they know those people are susceptible to their methods of self policing and thought patrol. Someone who is completely un-apoligetic and openly hostile to their methods isn't worth wasting their time on. These are people who lack control of their own lives and have no power-process actualization and take it out on others by using victimization and "morality" as weapons to enforce control. For example all this pronouns non-sense isn't really about making anyone feel safe or whatever. Its about forcing you to mentally accept a lie you know to be a lie. It's the ultimate form of control over another human being.
This shit is why Orwell (a militant socialist) wrote 1984. This shit is why leftists constantly eat their own. Read up on struggle sessions in communist societies as well.
You didn't need to overtly virtue signal everything back when this came out, it the humor just comes from how casually the show depicts Quagmires depravity in a silly sitcom way. The "who else but quagmire" bit eventually is born to point this out
most liberals are like this. since the right got infected with incel shit we’ve forgotten this, but leftists have always been the depraved perverts who only recently started projecting
not really I just look at history. most leftist literature completely objectifies and sexualises women and at best sprinkles some girlboss shit on top because they genuinely think that covers up how horny their writing of women is. meanwhile traditionalist literature always elevated female beauty and presented it as something to admire and contemplate.
Right is objectively better if this schema is correct (which it basically is. They're both things each respective side is apparently willing to tolerate)
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that’s a really easy trade off
Incest and pedophilia is better than trannies? The FUCK is wrong with you people
7 months ago
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>pedophilia
that’s on the left in the paradigm you laid out
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>Pedophilia
You're just making shit up now. Shocking.
And yeah, cousins marrying eachother is better than irreversibly mutilating a child
Wtf is wrong with YOU "people"
Like he'd give a shit. He's made money off all the idiots in the world and got to make his star trek rip off like he's always wanted. He's bashed all groups (he has, don't try to play a victim) on Fox of all channels since like 1999 and is considered a hero of adult animation in the israelite circle it seems. He'll be fine no matter what happens. >inb4 he's not a israelite
He's honorary at this point.
most liberals are like this. since the right got infected with incel shit we’ve forgotten this, but leftists have always been the depraved perverts who only recently started projecting
not really I just look at history. most leftist literature completely objectifies and sexualises women and at best sprinkles some girlboss shit on top because they genuinely think that covers up how horny their writing of women is. meanwhile traditionalist literature always elevated female beauty and presented it as something to admire and contemplate.
I was watching an episode of 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown and some old fat hag made a joke about another panelists receiving a school award at 12 that went like "I received one of those as well at 12 but mine said "Best Head" and half the audience groaned. Even women don't get away with it , and that episode must be 10 years old by now
Quagmire is such a terrible character now that he's no longer a sex pest. Instead he's just an irresistible ladies man who gives sanctimonious moral lectures. Its torture
Reminder that the last season had a semi serious episode that revealed Peter has been regularly raping Meg since she hit puberty. It wasn't resolved and presumably he still does it, and its just played off as normal and light hearted. What the fuck? Im amazed this show can exist in the current political climate.
He does at least once. He saves Chris from a burning building and carries him down the street into his house and Peter says "We'll let him have this one"
im still edging from last night's stewie general and meg general. can you PLEASE source this episode before my nuts fall out?
>Peter has been regularly raping Meg since she hit puberty.
I don't recall that, what episode?
Family Guy Season 20 episode 22: Meg's Safe Space
"The episode centers around Lois, who after becoming distraught hearing about a Hollywood sex scandal on television, tries to set up a women's safe space in the local high schoool. The movement soon faces backlash from a local Men's Right's Advocate group led by Chris. Meanwhile, Meg tries and fails to report the frequent rape and sexual assault she suffers at the hands of her father, and starts seeing the school guidance counselor to learn healthy coping mechanisms. Eventually, Lois and Chris resolve their issues and acknowledge the merits of each other's arguments, forming a gender neutral safe space within the school. The episode ends with Meg imagining herself on a beach with Chris Hemsworth as Peter gropes her and drags her into his bedroom."
Yeah Family Guy slides in these really horrible and disturbing things ans treats them like it's no big deal. I remember ten years ago there was an episode where Peter had a collection of pictures featuring naked toddlers. It disturbed me so much that I didnt watch the show for several years. It really is a horrible show
Reminder that the last season had a semi serious episode that revealed Peter has been regularly raping Meg since she hit puberty. It wasn't resolved and presumably he still does it, and its just played off as normal and light hearted. What the fuck? Im amazed this show can exist in the current political climate.
Yeah Family Guy slides in these really horrible and disturbing things ans treats them like it's no big deal. I remember ten years ago there was an episode where Peter had a collection of pictures featuring naked toddlers. It disturbed me so much that I didnt watch the show for several years. It really is a horrible show
Reminder that the last season had a semi serious episode that revealed Peter has been regularly raping Meg since she hit puberty. It wasn't resolved and presumably he still does it, and its just played off as normal and light hearted. What the fuck? Im amazed this show can exist in the current political climate.
Yes, his character is usually depicted as an old out of touch guy now.
they turned down most of the characters over the years, or turned them into something completely different.
Like how Stewie's entire thing for the first 2 or 3 season was just being an evil scientist trapped in the body of a baby, instead of later becoming not evil at all and quite gay. bryan had absolutely no personality he was just there to be the straight man to everyone else's wacky antics, I think he was horny for Lois but that's about it. I don't even remember what pre-Mila Kunis Meg was like since she had even less of a personality than bryan.
most importantly Peter didn't have all these real dramatic emotional mature moments, he was just there to go "nyahehueehahahehehaheheheh" and say that it reminded him of that time that X Y Z.
Yeah okay homosexual, I don't know what the fuck you're doing on Cinemaphile of all places, but if you say you have never laughed at a single Catholic priest or Michael Jackson joke in your life, then you're a fucking liar
>try to rape clown >he has a polka-dot colored butt-plug in >pull it out >it's tied to a handkerchief >that's tied to a handkerchief >that's tied to a handkerchief >... >still pulling out handkerchiefs >cops arrive with 50ft of shit covered handkerchiefs strewn everywhere
some conquests are not worth it bros
I still don't understand the problem with rape. I don't mean children being raped or men being raped, but man on woman rape. It made sense centuries ago, but not so much now. It's just sex.
It's like driving a car and then someone forcing you to drive a car and then creating this whole persona for yourself about how you survived car driving.
Maybe things are just different in Kazakhstan, but I don't understand the problem.
Why wasn't this massive pervert arrested?
He was israeli and a member of the ADL
He was but then his mom fucked the judge
Huge missed opportunity to do bits with Qman and Big Harv/Epstein
didnt get this joke as a kid
I did.
It's funny to remember watching this as a kid and not getting half of it but laughing at it as if I did.
Zoomers get off my website please, fucking hell
Family Guy premiered in 1999, boomer.
Thats older than most zoomers
Right, and I was 10. But go on and seethe at young people until you die if that's what you want to do with your life. Seems pointless to me.
I was born in 1999
*older than all zoomers
>Zillenials
Are they just creating new generations as a way to further divide people?
they always need a new buzzword to drive clicks even if it’s something that’s always existed, like quiet quitting
It's for 25 year olds who want to pretend that they're not like all those immature 23 year old children.
>always thought im a millennial
>turns out, im a "zillenial"
Wtf?
1992... was a weird year..
It's a fake chart
It's not.
>King of the Hill season 2 episode 16 traffic jam premiered February 1998
Zoomer website doe
You didn't know what rape was? Were you watching Family Guy as a 5 year old or something
i didn't understand what rape was until much later in life because i always gave consent to my uncle and his friends because butt play is so much fun like why would you not want it??
Giggity
Brian was in the right
what’s the joke? a woman being raped?
Yeah the joke is that Quagmire is gonna rape the girl because she can't defend herself.
It's actually funnier when explained xD
They're tagged, they're tagged.
I’m glenn quagmire
Quagmire is the greatest creation of family guy, a literal background character that got flanderized into a depraved rapist and sexual deviant who still comes off as lovable
He is a character who literally cannot exist in any modern show.
Damn you're right. Not even South Park ever dared to have something like that.
Nah Mr garrison, big gay Al, Mr slave were all extremely based and beloved despite being depraved homosexuals
He also wrecked Brian's shit.
Only after they ruined Brian's character by changing him from Peter's straight man to Seth's liberal mouthpiece and then to a meta writers-poking-fun-at-themselves pseudo intellectual hypocrite. Seasons 1-3 Brian is a funny character, but once they abandon classic comedy dynamics all the characters become terrible
I was gonna post that. Quagmire gags are the only times on modern TV where female rape or sexual harassment is played for laughs and not made an "oh-so-tragic" no-laughing-matter".
It's hoenstly bizzare how his character never has and still does not have very much controversy. The only thing i can think of is the one where he rapes Marge in the Fox bump or whatever you call that thing and that was online because you teased my heckin Simpsons
God I busted so much loads to the King of Comedy episode where she tries to rape Brian in the chair
It doesn't help that she's voiced by Mila Kunis
Him and herbert the pevert are funny and lovable even if they are clearly horrible people.
>that got flanderized into a depraved rapist and sexual deviant
He was that since day fucking one you idiot
>who still comes off as lovable
I’m having a hard time believing anyone views him as lovable.
Venture Bros did this with a gay pedophile
A gay pedophile who is arguably more beloved than quagmire
Hey, he's on the nomolestol™!
Who was that? The monarch? I haven't seen it in such a long time
Watch it
In the Venture Bro's its written as being a side-effect from Hatred's super soldier serum. Also he's written as being somewhat ashamed of it after being give medicine to counteract the side-effect. It seems like he knows it's wrong but has a compulsion because of personality damage from the aforementioned super soldier serum
>I once saw a guy's head come right off his body? You know why? Because I punched him
>flanderized
new Cinemaphile buzzword
For me it's
>what the hell is CPR?
did he rape her?
Yes, he took her to a storage container for 4 days, sodomized her, and raped her in every possible way as well as torturing her before strangling her to death with her bra, dismembering her and dissolving her body parts in drums of acid.
giggity
he may have gone too far in retrospect
Nah she'll be fine
She insulted him a little.
WHO ELSE BUT QUAGMIRE?
sounds like he was a real jerk
who was in the wrong here?
No, he untied her while acting very nice and comforting then took her home and raped her there.
The ol' double cross.
What's fuck up is that you basically have to do that. How many women will have the decency to even suck your dick for literally saving their lives? If you want your just reward for untying her, you put in the unfortunate place of having to protect your own interests first, because the overwhelming likelihood is that a woman is going to try to skip out on it after the fact as if they're just entitled to your body and the rescue you can choose to provide with it.
no. he took her home. dealt with her freak out when she woke up and told her she had to eat the eggs.
He's just like me fr fr
kek... you made me laugh
I am glad you got a laugh anon
>did he rape her?
it's left to the viewer (back when writers had faith in their audience). If you thought he raped her, then he did. If not, then he didn't rape her.
is that shiv roy getting groped? hot
The icing on the cake is the fact that she’s in middle school. For a liberal, MacFarlane is quite unabashed
>icing on the cake
I will icing her cakes if u no wat I meen
Seth's time is just about up. Reddit has turned on him and the second he slips up by insulting trannies again in Family Guy he's going to get fake #metoo'd.
Like he'd give a shit. He's made money off all the idiots in the world and got to make his star trek rip off like he's always wanted. He's bashed all groups (he has, don't try to play a victim) on Fox of all channels since like 1999 and is considered a hero of adult animation in the israelite circle it seems. He'll be fine no matter what happens.
>inb4 he's not a israelite
He's honorary at this point.
>on Fox of all channels since like 1999
do you mean it's too edgy for ota and would be easier on cable?
because fox always had the lowest broadcast standards of the big 4
He hasn't been creatively involved with the show in over a decade according to him
People who just don't care about this shit seem largely immune to getting cancelled. It's like redditors and twitter users only bother going all-out trying to ruin someone if they show weakness by apologizing first.
Radical leftist ideology is really just about thought control. They attack people who apologize or back track because they know those people are susceptible to their methods of self policing and thought patrol. Someone who is completely un-apoligetic and openly hostile to their methods isn't worth wasting their time on. These are people who lack control of their own lives and have no power-process actualization and take it out on others by using victimization and "morality" as weapons to enforce control. For example all this pronouns non-sense isn't really about making anyone feel safe or whatever. Its about forcing you to mentally accept a lie you know to be a lie. It's the ultimate form of control over another human being.
This shit is why Orwell (a militant socialist) wrote 1984. This shit is why leftists constantly eat their own. Read up on struggle sessions in communist societies as well.
never apologize to the communist fuckwads. mock and ridicule their satanic ass backwards ways
have sex dude seriously
>This shit is why Orwell (a militant socialist) wrote 1984.
which part of 1984 is supposed to be pedo bait again
Pure boomerposting
>This shit is why Orwell (a militant socialist) wrote 1984
The guy who was paid to shit on comunism bad mouths comunism. Big brain here
They tried to MeToo him once already, he's got private security at his house and he records his interactions with any woman who comes in.
You didn't need to overtly virtue signal everything back when this came out, it the humor just comes from how casually the show depicts Quagmires depravity in a silly sitcom way. The "who else but quagmire" bit eventually is born to point this out
most liberals are like this. since the right got infected with incel shit we’ve forgotten this, but leftists have always been the depraved perverts who only recently started projecting
if you generalize an entire side as being degenerates, you’re a retarded internet addict
not really I just look at history. most leftist literature completely objectifies and sexualises women and at best sprinkles some girlboss shit on top because they genuinely think that covers up how horny their writing of women is. meanwhile traditionalist literature always elevated female beauty and presented it as something to admire and contemplate.
>most leftist literature
name three
leftist and traditional literature kek you’ve lost the plot so completely
please find a different way to spend your life besides obsessing over this
Its a safe assumption if the group in question is created around degeneracy, like pedophiles or transexuals
sure thing cletus, thats why the age of consent laws are lower in red states and the age of marriage laws are even lower (or non existent, alabama)
Hell yeah you show that hillbilly who the real pervert is. Us blue staters would never fall for that crap.
*votes for genital mutilation of small children*
hey if you homosexuals can lump in the entire left with the tranny shit, i can lump in the entire right with the west virginia cousin fuckers
Right is objectively better if this schema is correct (which it basically is. They're both things each respective side is apparently willing to tolerate)
Incest and pedophilia is better than trannies? The FUCK is wrong with you people
>pedophilia
that’s on the left in the paradigm you laid out
>Pedophilia
You're just making shit up now. Shocking.
And yeah, cousins marrying eachother is better than irreversibly mutilating a child
Wtf is wrong with YOU "people"
that’s a really easy trade off
I'm from mexico city
>gets circumcised
>takes hrt
>diddles kids
What did you mean by this?
>takes his cock out at drag queen story hour
>hurdur der leftist durrr
you are a retard
stop samefagging me
What do you think "samefagging" means?
I was watching an episode of 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown and some old fat hag made a joke about another panelists receiving a school award at 12 that went like "I received one of those as well at 12 but mine said "Best Head" and half the audience groaned. Even women don't get away with it , and that episode must be 10 years old by now
>Tfw will never be throatgoated by a randy tween
>must be 10 years old by now
They groaned because that joke gets played to death in the schoolyard.
“And theses are the girls’ he’s had sex with in Thailand. Wow, they look young. Really young. We should probably leave.”
Quagmire is such a terrible character now that he's no longer a sex pest. Instead he's just an irresistible ladies man who gives sanctimonious moral lectures. Its torture
i swear there's an ad or something where quagmire rapes marge simpson
Can confirm that's real
Yeah he rapes marge and then Homer finds out so he murders the Simpson family, including Maggie.
>We could get her drunk and take turns having sex with her.
>>How would that help me?
>Oh, help you?
My future wife. The perfect mix of cute and attainable.
Meg is a 1/10 in-universe.
You're just mad that she's taken.
>Meg is an uggo
>has same face as her mother, Lois
>Lois is a sexualized hottie
Never saw Meg as ugly just a boring average-looking girl. Maybe 4-5/10. Then there was that episode where she got that make-over.
Her nipples are bigger than her breasts.
Shut up, Meg
Reminder that the last season had a semi serious episode that revealed Peter has been regularly raping Meg since she hit puberty. It wasn't resolved and presumably he still does it, and its just played off as normal and light hearted. What the fuck? Im amazed this show can exist in the current political climate.
Don't forget that Meg and Chris take bathes together
Family Guy canon is just all over the place
>their neighbor is a pedophile who molests Chris every chance he gets
>this is played off as the funniest shit ever
>their neighbor is a pedophile who molests Chris
It would be less perverted if that's all it was.
You've been warned
>Still occasionally think about this bit well over a decade later
Dare I say kino?
>Pedophile AND AGP troon
accurate portrayal
I dont think he actually molests chris though does he? Like quagmire actually does fucked up shit but this poor old bastard never gets his goal
He does at least once. He saves Chris from a burning building and carries him down the street into his house and Peter says "We'll let him have this one"
No wait, it was Stewie, not Peter
funny
Didn't their retire that character?
Wasn't hist last episode in German Guy which aired 10 years ago?
I'm calling bullshit on that one until I see proof. What the actual fuck?!
Family Guy Season 20 episode 22: Meg's Safe Space
"The episode centers around Lois, who after becoming distraught hearing about a Hollywood sex scandal on television, tries to set up a women's safe space in the local high schoool. The movement soon faces backlash from a local Men's Right's Advocate group led by Chris. Meanwhile, Meg tries and fails to report the frequent rape and sexual assault she suffers at the hands of her father, and starts seeing the school guidance counselor to learn healthy coping mechanisms. Eventually, Lois and Chris resolve their issues and acknowledge the merits of each other's arguments, forming a gender neutral safe space within the school. The episode ends with Meg imagining herself on a beach with Chris Hemsworth as Peter gropes her and drags her into his bedroom."
this is the same show that did a Willy Wonka Brewery episode in the beginning? WTF
Yeah that was weird when that happened.
im still edging from last night's stewie general and meg general. can you PLEASE source this episode before my nuts fall out?
Yeah Family Guy slides in these really horrible and disturbing things ans treats them like it's no big deal. I remember ten years ago there was an episode where Peter had a collection of pictures featuring naked toddlers. It disturbed me so much that I didnt watch the show for several years. It really is a horrible show
bitches leave
>horrible and disturbing things
Go back and stay there
I'm from here
The quit acting like a homosexual
>raping children is wrong
>heh, guess you arent an edgy Cinemaphilener like me
Do you know what board you're on right now?
Hello rabbi
XD
Was it a Twin Peaks reference?
>Peter has been regularly raping Meg since she hit puberty.
I don't recall that, what episode?
>Its fake
im disappointed
BASED. Meg is a perfect slampig.
BASED. Meg is a perfect slampig.
ONE HUNDRED TIMES MORE AROUSED
CARMELA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOR
I heard they started toning down quagmire in later seasons. Is that true?
Yes, his character is usually depicted as an old out of touch guy now.
they turned down most of the characters over the years, or turned them into something completely different.
Like how Stewie's entire thing for the first 2 or 3 season was just being an evil scientist trapped in the body of a baby, instead of later becoming not evil at all and quite gay. bryan had absolutely no personality he was just there to be the straight man to everyone else's wacky antics, I think he was horny for Lois but that's about it. I don't even remember what pre-Mila Kunis Meg was like since she had even less of a personality than bryan.
most importantly Peter didn't have all these real dramatic emotional mature moments, he was just there to go "nyahehueehahahehehaheheheh" and say that it reminded him of that time that X Y Z.
they made joe a bumbling retard too compared to the eps where he was a hero who could do just about anything
I liked the original Cleveland as well he sounded heavily medicated.
>The joke is that you assume it's a reference to something but it's entirely made up.
How many times have they done this?
You have autism
I too remember that famous Adidas mascot Sneakers O'Tool from the 1980's. Thank you Seth for referencing that beloved mascot lost to history.
GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!
Also quagmire: liking Catcher in the Rye is le bad!
he's right
It is. Book is dogshit. Grow up.
I hated that stupid book
>muh everything is crumby
It got so fucking asinine seeing that word ever and over and over
Bet nobody can write fanfic about it
Rape is never fucking funny
Then why are you on Cinemaphile?
WHO LOUFED?! I WAS ROIPED!
Yeah okay homosexual, I don't know what the fuck you're doing on Cinemaphile of all places, but if you say you have never laughed at a single Catholic priest or Michael Jackson joke in your life, then you're a fucking liar
Raping a clown would be pretty funny?
Would he honk his nose or his cock and balls?
>clown's butthole is super huge on the inside
>try to rape clown
>he has a polka-dot colored butt-plug in
>pull it out
>it's tied to a handkerchief
>that's tied to a handkerchief
>that's tied to a handkerchief
>...
>still pulling out handkerchiefs
>cops arrive with 50ft of shit covered handkerchiefs strewn everywhere
some conquests are not worth it bros
I used to think rape was funny
until ya been raped!
please go and stay go
You're just not doing it right
I still don't understand the problem with rape. I don't mean children being raped or men being raped, but man on woman rape. It made sense centuries ago, but not so much now. It's just sex.
It's like driving a car and then someone forcing you to drive a car and then creating this whole persona for yourself about how you survived car driving.
Maybe things are just different in Kazakhstan, but I don't understand the problem.
The issue is that the man is having fun without her allowing him to have fun. It's about control, or lack thereof.
Joe let him off though. also cool family and Simpsons do show off characters sometimes
Seems like a perfectly legal thing to do in Sweden, whats the problem here
Can we get some sexy meg pics in the thread?