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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    desu, im more shocked that tom bombadil isn't some moronic bipoc troony that can suck his own woman penis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You guys always comment this like there isn't gonna be tons of those shenanigans directly next to this guy. Your comment is stupid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Bombadil is going to be a total fricking moron, useless, comic-relief male. His wife is going to be an ultra-powerful, wise, domineering woman.
      You watch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some moronic bipoc troony that can suck his own woman penis
      give it some time, I bet Amazon can make it happen

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you think everyone hating season 1 was gonna stop them? They're gonna make all ten seasons + remakes of the films.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would it? Show´s probably insured for a gazillion dollars and by performing poorly and making no profit it avoids paying a lot of taxes.

      https://i.imgur.com/6DF7CfZ.jpeg

      Dear god please no

      KEK. Nobody cares. Less than half the initial audience finished season 1.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't look rotund or jolly enough for tom bombadil

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dear god pleas yes. I think I'll start watching RoP now

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because frick you, that's why.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now that the Tolkien estate is in the hands of israelites they'll milk nerds for everything that they are worth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      humiliation ritual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you homosexuals have been talking him for years and wanting him in live action but now you finally get your wish and you cry about it. Make up your fricking minds.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would shit on your head but you would probably like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don’t actually have the rights to LOTR, only some characters which is at least in part is why why the show is so shitty and weird, they can mention certain things but not others. Won’t be watching btw

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t Tom supposed to be a round jolly short tubby guy

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boots aren't even yellow
    The frick?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not yellow enough

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that the guy from Duck Dinasty?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's just some guy
        smdh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is he in northern africa?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does Middle-earth look like some mediterranean island?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When I think of Tom Bombadil, easily the most English character in books dripping with Englishness, I think fricking Arizona rocks and cacti.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WTF is Tom Bombadil doing in Rhun? Amazon is tripping balls lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a dry heat

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now WE NEED a Prequel Series about Tom Bombadil.
    Then another one about TreeBeard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Prequel Series about Tom Bombadil
      About how Tom Bombabil and Ungoliant had a fling at the beginning of creation but then he found goldilocks and Ungoliant grew mighty sour over it. Treebeard is goldilocks grandfather who is played as comic relief in the story.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not? Just don't watch the shite

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time for you to bend over OP, and that that BIG AMAZON wiener

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they think this will bring in actual Tolkien fans to watch their ratings disaster fan fiction? I don’t care if they bring in fricking Frodo & Sam this season, the show is uninspired lazy DEI trash that only exists to add leftist propaganda into an old beloved fantasy world

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We all knew it's gonna come to this the moment Tolkien's work was sold to a corporation. There was absolutely 0 chances for it not to happen, the only question was when will it happen. It happened today.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boots aren't yellow
    0/10 will not watch

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hope he's gay

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >merry fellow tom bombadil
    >not a single smile in every promo shot
    >instead looks like progressively worse mugshots of a meth addict who may or may not have molested his neice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I vaguely remember some psychedlic mushroom escapades and Gandalf mentioning he's supposed to be a little unstable? Might just be my bad memory though.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hurrr where is Tom Bombadil??? There should be Tom Bombadil
    RoP brings Bombadil
    >NOOOOO WHO ASKED FOR THIS??????
    you did the same thing with other things. You were whining about medieval filter in shows and movies for years and when RoP finally brought colors and looked exactly like you wanted you still complained about it. You have no idea what you want. You whine about everything no matter what. Thats the default state for you, crying all the time like fricking toddlers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning saar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You tried that in the other thread and all you got was shit on your head.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You tried that in the other thread
        literally my first post today on Cinemaphile

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually I lied I'm a paid shill from india

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for putting a slice of well done steak in your plate of elephant shit Mr. Goldberg I will now eat it up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being moronic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >where is thing
      >20 years pass
      >here's thing but it's shit
      Why would you expect anything other than mockery?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >here's thing but it's shit
        if you're so desperate to hate something to the point of hating it before you know anything about it, then nothing will ever satisfy you. You're empty inside. I bet you only walk upright out of a habit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're right saar season 1 might have been the worst TV show I have ever seen but there is no way to know that season 2 will be shit without renewing my Amazon Prime membership.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you're a pajeet
            >you're a shill
            generic chud responses. I'm from Poland and i torrent everything, stay chud

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm from Poland
              Ah a troony it is

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >season 1 might have been the worst TV show I have ever seen
            you had that opinion the moment they announced the casting

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >you had that opinion the moment they announced the casting
              And he was right. It's that autist intuition. A power of premonition.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          give him yellow boots
          make him smile
          make him fatter
          it's not difficult

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are a literal meme.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought fans were toxic bigots whose desires should be ignored, or does that only extend to things outside of progressive ideology?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they hated him for he spoke the truth
      crybabies cry about all the things they wish they had but all they really wish they had was more things to cry about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually hate and will hate everything RoP does because it's a shitty show made by morons and literally every single detail I hear about it will earn my scorn no matter what. If you watched season one and still have hope for anything they do you are a fricking moron.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your Tom Bombadil

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not only will I continue to not watch it, but I'll deactivate my prime for it's release window now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but I'll deactivate my prime for it's release window now.
      >Anon still gives Amazon his money.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's his canon powerlevel?
    He could simply snap away sauron, but simply choses not to do so?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and he could do it while singing cringy songs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not omnipotent, he's just a master of his domain.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        King of his castle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        King of his castle

        What's he gonna do when sauron personally marches in with 10000 orcs?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sing. Music is to Tolkien what ki is to DBZ.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      valar level

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ring doesn't affect him at all. He could put it on, and literally nothing would happen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot to mention: He can suppress Saurons power and not be affected by him, but he wouldn't be able to defeat him or anything like that.
        Tolkien wanted the character to remain an enigma. It's the unknown what makes Tom Bombadil such an iconic character. I guarantee you Amazon's writers don't understand this and will ruin the mysterious part of the character.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's not an enigma, he's the author's self insert.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jeff, I think we can make things much much worse. Permission to go ahead?
    >Full throttle

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Betting there won't be a single song and he won't talk in anglo-saxon metre.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone red pill me on Tom Bombadil

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Over powered singing guy who has no real lore and just exist proabably as long as the valar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so why is it bad that he's in the show?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trannies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was just a merry fellow who more or less represented the mysterious strength of his woodland realm which he resided in, singing songs and banging his hot anthropomorphized-river blond wife Goldberry. This shitshow has him investigating why the trees have left Rhun or some dumb gay shit, it's moronic.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is bullshit, he needs to be a bonafide Rastaman.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow he just looks like a random dwarf. Bravo Tolkien, truly groundbreaking character design.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
    > https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
    > https://rangs.ytmnd.com/

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is he not a lesbian of color in a wheelchair???

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet 10 Cinemaphile bucks that Galadriel frees him from Old Man Willow

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like Tom Bombaclaat

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok nerds I'll level with you
    I'm a white supremacist.
    I don't like fantasy shit, I don't watch any modern movies or shows, but I'm your ally.
    I spent a ton of time bashing the first season of this Black person loving trash, and id like your help to better bash season 2.
    Who is Tom? Why are we upset about this? Or is it the actor we hate? The whole post reads like nonsense to me, but if you explain it in an easy way I'll repost your explanation endlessly for the next year while modifying it slightly only to make it racist against Black folk.
    Thanks bros and white power

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cast goldberry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zendaya

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Tom Bombadil going to torture someone? This is probably the most intimidating pose based on such a goofy character.

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