Death Battle

Next fight is Chosen Undead (Dark Souls) vs Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls: Skyrim) on June 5. Sources to be used:
http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/01/suggested-media-dragonborn.html
http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/01/suggested-media-chosen-undead.html
Remember to report and ignore shitposters.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They're using ES Lore
    Yeah this should be a stomp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that enough to beat Elder Scrolls autism?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Absolutely not. They’re piss weak in terms of actual combat feats and have nothing but character statements/offscreen shit.
    Showa, Legendary, GMK, FW.
    All of these shit on Heisei Godzilla

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GMK? how?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Has that whole mushroom cloud thing.
        And honestly, the black hole feat is nothing but bullshit because one, Spacegodzilla is consistently hurt by far less, and two, black holes in the Godzillaverse are just “Wormhole with suction”

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And the supernovae it was exposed to were a bunch of Americans celebrating the 4th of July huh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly yes.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then Gamera weighs less than 1500 tons, so every time he falls it becomes very very very much less impressive. Every time he knocks another Kaiju back, it's less impressive. Godzilla's atomic breath buried Rodan, who weighs over 8 times as much, into the side of a mountain

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What did that have to do with anything?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That Godzilla can effortlessly blast Gamera away anytime he wants to. He can ragdoll and toss someone 125 times heavier than the fucking turtle. He can slam him into the Earth hard enough to cause tectonic activity. He can beat Gamera with the same force he can beat Mothra and Battra with, both of whom can intercept and pulverize a planet destroying meteor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He’s unironically going with statbooks instead of making a logical conclusion
                Do we have a reference for the meteor?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We have the reference that if it hits the Earth, the Earth is GONE. I'm going with the official weight of Gamera. Since you wanted to be a bitch about the white hole, the black hole and the supernovae. Which I haven't departed from because of some broad generalization you most likely made based on an other epoch of Godzilla altogether, the Megaguirus move.

                Because you’re retarded enough to handwave clear antifeats with “It’s future tech”

                The thing flies interstellar distances and fights Godzillas. Fuck yes it's futuristic tech with a futuristic arsenal of weapons which includes a huge fucking drill.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And we don’t know how big it is. For all We know it could just be moving really really fast

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That wouldn't change much if it's still the same output. Hulk and Superman should be able to punch with roughly equivalent force, but Hulk has more volume and mass and Superman has superior speed. It's the same principle with a meteor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is black hole level according to you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not according to me. Spacegodzilla comes from Godzilla's cells going into a black hole, out a white hole and then marinated in supernova radiation

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Point is, his actual fucking feats that he does in-combat directly contradict that by a massive longshot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We oughta consider his birth in and of itself to be a feat... usually a character does one, not all three of these cosmic feats. Black hole, white hole, supernovae. It makes absolutely no goddamn sense but it happened. I don't think he wanted to blow up the Earth right away though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m pretty sure he couldn’t even if he tried. It’s telling that literally all of Godzilla’s power releasing at once was only planetary

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He probably could if he put his mind to it. Burning Godzilla was melting down, not exploding IIRC. He sent out a few nuclear pulses which melted buildings for miles and could be seen from space. He would've melted through the Earth's crust and destroyed the Earth in a radioactive fallout the likes of which no post-apocalypse has ever seen, because there is no post.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Heisei is at best continental level and even that's through like two feats in the same movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla caused tectonic activity by slamming Battra onto the ocean floor, withstood a 800,000 ton meteor falling right next to him, threw the 150,000 ton Mechagodzilla like a duffel bag, blasted Rodan into a the side of a mountain, his burning meltdown would've made him melt through the Earth's crust, etc.
      You're not getting away from clusters of Godzilla's cells surviving a black hole and Spacegodzilla surviving a white hole

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black hole level drill

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You better not be dissing M.O.G.U.E.R.A., BITCH. It was more powerful than Mechagodzilla!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes that's true and it and Mechagodzilla were created using FUTURE TECHNOLOGY

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >THE FUTURE TECH
              This is just embarassing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because you’re retarded enough to handwave clear antifeats with “It’s future tech”

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh so you're a retarded downplayed got it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you okay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                more ok then you

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Detxer wins, using giant robots.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How big is that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Since it's based on Dexter's proportion and Dexter is very cubical, I'd say roughly 32 ft tall wide and 28 ft wide. A normal two story house is 15 ft tall and Dexter is like a head taller than it, sitting down.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        -wide*

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nominating Lord Hater.
    >1. Don't look like a sissy, you need to be an organic beef cake with muscle (or in case of robots just have a bulky physique), no twinks (Generator Rex, Saitama, Flash, Ultraman) or shapeshifters (Ben 10, Clayface, Super Buu, Void Termina, Shazam), SLURPza doesn't count as a flying brick in his 100% form
    He may not have muscles (due to being a skeleton) but he's certainly shown to have a large physique.
    >2. You need to be at least a superhuman bruiser, no bladefags, no gunfags, no speedfags, no spellfags and especially no haxcels (BRUTE FORCE THROUGH ENERGY EXERTION AND PHYSICAL FORCE ONLY!)
    He's mostly brute force and energy/lightning blasts/explosions.
    >4. You need to at least be moon/planet level to enter wether through scaling or not
    He's around Star level via durability and scaling, hell, even the first episode has him punching a massive hole through a planet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lord Hater
      Not sure about him being a sissy but he is a massive simp

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Showa Godzilla is the best so he beats everyone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This I agree with. Guy has casually ragdolled monsters heavier than Heisei Goji

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Showa Godzilla is the *second best

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry mate, says it right there.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The best at what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heh, that takes me back. Is the sequel any good?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daei and Toho have opposing problems. One inflates and obsessively powerwanks like lunatics even when it doesn’t make sense, the other refuses to make their lead character any stronger

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this is what Nicacado was trying to protect us from....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's just a nuance that doesn't add anything to these threads just like the guy that hates cartoons in these threads in the cartoon board

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nicacado is like sampson - without his hair (fat), he is powerless

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly good on him

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not liked it mattered, Jimmy Neutron on the first episode was already planet level and now sits comfortable in complex Multiverse if you include Danny Phantom (DP: Ghost Zone (Parallel to human realm) and Time travel, El Tigre: Land of the Dead (Sartana of the Dead was banished from going there), Chalkzone: (Chalk dimension where EVERYTHING comes to life after being erased, if 1 person on Earth made at least 2 Chalk doodle, that would be 16 billion complex sentient being), Teenage Robot: Aliens, Robots, Alien robot etc, and Fairly Odd Parents: Pixie Inc, Fairy World, Anti-Fairy world, Darkness, all stars are Jorgen level fairies. Jimmy Neutron himself dabbled in dimensional travel before even doing a single crossover.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jimmy lost to Carl and sheen numerous times on the show and almost died by falling over. Plus he has a big head which is certainly an exploitable point for Dexter to use.

      Dexter 9/10 low diff. Jimmy at absolute wank still loses 4/10 via his own shit exploding on him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dexter loses to Mandark or Dee Dee in literally every episode.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dexter is defeated by his hubris, that makes him a better character.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >didnt watch the Christmas special
            Pathetic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jimmy isn't a self-absorbed twat like Dexter, which makes him a better character.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Jimmy isn't a self-absorbed twat
              Except a large number of problems in Jimmy Neutron are caused by him being exactly that. The difference between him and Dexter is that often, Jimmy can't actually back it up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Except a large number of problems in Jimmy Neutron are caused by him being exactly that.
                [Citation needed]

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Literally every episode of the show. Jimmy's inventions always backfire because of an oversight of his own making

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's pretty much the show

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What?? Yes he literally is, the salt meme is literally an instance of that.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Jimmy isn't a self-absorbed twat like Dexter
              Yes he is, have you seen the show?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See that, Anon? Only a Dexterchud would be so deluded and wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Jimmychud living in a fantasy world
                much like his fairy fag crossover.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Grabs comic book
                >Makes Toon real
                Bugs Bunny rapes Dexter with his carrot. Live Action > 3D > 2D

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dexter generally loses when it's funny, or he's being an egotist, the latter of which is very often. Another important thing to consider is that 90% of the time, Dexter's inventions work the way they're supposed to. Jimmy couldn't even make JEANS without them taking over the town.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Speaking of mandark

          • 2 weeks ago
            CapeworldComics

            Mojo wins when he pops rage mode.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lost to his own inventions
        HOLY SHIT
        >Solves everything at the end
        BRAIN BLAST

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jimmy's Brain Blast isn't a 100% success rate ability, we all know this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Solves everything at the e-

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone has a good time, and Cindy touches your tummy

            Jimmy won.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              His goal was to beat Cindy in a race and he still lost.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dexter is also a complex multiversal scientist.
      Just ben 10 alone brings Dexter up to being able to fix a 26D multiverse.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theoretically, would death battle be allowed to use Anakin with only feats prior to becoming Vader?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but they can still wank him with Mortis Anakin feats if they want to do something like Anakin vs Terra

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >12 ips
    >it's kaijubots spamming the thread with sub-/dbs/ trash
    Absolutely disgusting. have a nice day immediately

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*autistic screeching*

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Just change the onions to soi with a y in the search tab

    • 2 weeks ago
      Thumbnail Anon

      The similarity is uncanny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        alright now that you have a better source for cobson try remaking the spadeson vs power girl thumbnail thats gonna be epic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon

          I checked but they're all virtually the same

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crazy how granny still looks more like a woman than the jak

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I take it back. Somehow the original unaltered picture is worse than the intentional caricature. Fucking bizarro john goodman

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Soo, does Granny not look more like a woman than Bizarro-John Goodman?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dexter is a better character. He's never rewarded for being a shit

  13. 2 weeks ago
    BrickCHAD

    BrickCHAD Club Rules:
    1. Don't look like a sissy, you need to be an organic beef cake with muscle (or in case of robots just have a bulky physique), no twinks (Generator Rex, Saitama, Flash) or shapeshifters (Ben 10, Clayface, Super Buu, Void Termina, Shazam), SLURPza 100% doesn't count
    2. You need to be at least a superhuman bruiser with an OOMPH effect, no bladefags (only if the razor is sharp), no gunfags, no speedfags, no spellfags and especially no haxcels (BRUTE FORCE THROUGH ENERGY EXERTION AND PHYSICAL FORCE ONLY!), weapons are allowed if it's infused with the body
    3. You can only be a brickCHAD if your feats of strength are from visualized media (no SCP, statementfags or Cinemaphileroons)
    4. You need to at least be moon/planet level to enter wether through scaling or not
    5. No girls, trannies (muscle girls as fags call them) don't count.
    The BrickCHAD club consists of:
    >Gilgamesh (The Unwritten)
    >Gilgamesh Bonner
    >Superman
    >Superboy Prime
    >Doomsday
    >Solomon Grundy
    >Atrocitus
    >Mr. Majestic
    >Cinderblock
    >Ultraa
    >Goku
    >Android 16
    >Final Form Cooler
    >Jiren
    >Broly
    >Bojack
    >Juggernaut
    >Sentry
    >Hyperion
    >Gladiator
    >Hulk
    >Red Hulk
    >Thor
    >Mangog
    >Destroyer
    >Omni-Man
    >Invincible
    >Conquest
    >Thraag
    >Potemkin
    >Azrael
    >Asura
    >Akuma
    >Supreme
    >Larry the Lobster
    >Muscle Man
    >Mighty Mouse
    >Popeye
    >Hercules
    >Peter Griffin (On Steroids/Radioactive Form)
    >Joe Swanson
    >Phineas and Barnaby
    >Wario
    >Donkey Kong
    >Ultraman
    >Ultraman Titas
    >all of the WWE
    >Kenshiro
    >Super Brainz
    >Troglodyte Zombie
    >Jurassic Bully
    >Rock Puncher Zombie
    >Octo Zombie
    >Giga Football Zombie/Blitzer
    >Cardio Zombie
    >Gargantuar
    >Arm Wrestler Zombie
    >Sumo Wrestler Zombie
    >Muscle Sprout
    >Peppino Spaghetti
    >Brick the Rat
    >Zygarde 100%
    >Axe Cop
    Non-Conventional Bricks:
    >Godzilla
    >King Ghidorah
    >Destoroyah
    >Bowser
    >Gustavo
    >Arcade Zombie
    >Bull Zombie
    >Torchwood
    >Guts (SMT)
    >Lord Hater

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brickfag club is homosexual and gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brickchad club is hetrosexual and straight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HaxCHADS absolutely vaporize all of BrickFAGS.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol you'd wish chud effortlessly Goku solos all of jojo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He IS NOT beating Wonder of U. Gappy needed to make an attack that does not EXIST just to hit Wonder of U. Can Goku do that? No.
          Wonder of U is literally the Anti-Brick character.

          • 2 weeks ago
            BrickCHAD

            Cope harder jojomoron, you can only be a brick if you give SHITaro eos scaling but even then he is still notorious for having time stop
            YWNBAB

            Nominating Toppo for the BrickCHADS.

            GET IN

            BRICKS!

            >kilowog and beta bill ray
            THEY ARE IN

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Move faster than his ability to do Calamity

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nope. Even Infinities don't stop Calamity. See Johnny. He died trying to use Tusk Act 4 on Calamity.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s just a fab theory. tbh I’m pretty sure even Deku could outspeed Calamity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do the ones from Plants vs. Zombies fulfill the scaling requirement?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BrickFAGS
      SpeedCHADS don't need SLOW walls of text for rules.
      If your character can bare MINIMUM do pic related you're in the club.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        owned by tankGODS and brickGOONS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THE FLASH
        H
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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >252+ Atk Choice Band Gorilla Tactics Darmanitan-Galar Icicle Crash vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Zygarde-Complete: 916-1080 (144 - 169.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
      Let him in.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhh...nolanbros??? we job to metro-kek?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one thing worth mentioning that i think people overlook, isn't just the fact that metroman did all that in less than a picosecond, but the fact that he was able to think about all of these things in that short time. metroman didn't just so something insanely fast like flying or punching, he literally thought about his own life and debated with himself what he wanted to do in less than a picosecond. all of those thoughts, which for us might linger around for minutes, hours, or even days or weeks, he literally did all of that in less than a picosecond. this means his perception of time is so great, he could literally think of anything to counter omniman, because he can think incredibly fast.
      to put this into perspective, Omniman vs Metroman is like putting a grand champion chess master against a master class AI. sure, we recognise the grand champion's skills, but the AI has the capacity to conceptualise every counter to every move before the game was played, and will likely outsmart every move the grand champion makes, it's damn well impossible to actually win, unless you yourself had intelligence on par with a calculating machine.

      so even if we were to assume that omniman were physically stronger than metroman, we must realise that metroman is:
      1) untouchable, by the fact he can travel speeds faster than omniman.
      2) thinks in 1000 steps ahead. no matter what omniman's tactics are, metroman can literally see it all happen in slow motion, and will probably read a book by Jordan Peterson for hours on end to debate postmodernism and how to get his life together, before he even decides to think of what fancy way he can strike back at omniman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Metro-Man would literally splatter his fists against Nolan's chest if he tried to hit him. Even if he used his super speed, he'd still fuck himself over due to the fact that even low tier Viltrumites like the bug children are at least moon level, and even they died en masse just by ramming into Mark. There is no debate here.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Comic Omniman wins tho.

          Invincible comics has been wildly inconsistent on character speed, and while going with consistent higher metrics and panels would suggest such, this does not mesh well at all with character reactions shown at other points in the series. As such, speed on Omni-man's side is going to be widely dependent on author bias. (including comparison videos) Metro Man is also being shown at massively FTL speeds here, so while it's impossible to have a concrete calc, even highballing Omni-man, Metro Man should be in comparable levels.

          There is also the fact that invincible comics state as their own retcon reasoning for speed differentials is due to Omni-man and others not wanting to ruin the biospheres of planets they are on, so they limit their movement speed to not destroy the world around them, with speedsters like Red Rush having secondary superpowers that remove the risks involved from otherwise moving so fast (like superheating the atmosphere and creating shockwaves that moving so quickly would normally do) To which Metro Man appears to have the requisite secondary superpowers to avoid as shown in the Megamind movie. As such, if not bloodlusted, full-speed Omni-man will be significantly self-nerfed, at least until pushed into a corner / injured.

          Strength feats should come out as similar? with stated as less than 1% of Metro Man's strength, Tighten was able to casually lift large buildings. (which is at least in the 250k ton range) Which should mean that Metro Man is casually lifting in the 250 million ton range and above, with mountains generally being in the billions of tons range, and the very largest in the trillions. So, extrapolating, Metro Man should lowball at small mountain level strength, at least

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cont.

            In terms of AP / Durability, it's hard to extrapolate, though Metro Man is shown no-selling city-to-island level destructive AP feats. Tighten (again stated less than 1% metro man powers), is at least city level in AP and durability as shown in the movie, however. Metro man should be at least continent level here for both, but probably higher.

            So, really it depends on how you want to rule Omni-man's speed feats between fight scenes and travel speeds. [though noting the secondary clause there] the rest of Metro Man is hard or impossible to really say what the actual capabilities are, but are at least within a close enough relative level that it probably wouldn't be a total stomp? It probably turns into Omni-man vs Red Rush with further increased difficulty for Omni-Man though, if we go with only what we can see with certainty for Metro Man - so, probably Metro man defeated, but not without leaving some injuries on Omni-man?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Invincible comics has been wildly inconsistent on character speed,
            Your copypasta is already incorrect. If anything, the representation of speed in Invincible is regularly consistent, as is almost everything else in terms of power and durability (outside of the Invincible War but we don't talk about that). I don't know why you're trying to bring up "author bias" when there is only one author and writer for Invincible, frankly after that I shouldn't even take you seriously anymore.

            I love when you people keep posting this false narrative that Omni-Man is planetary level lol. Omni-Man with the help of 2 other viltrumites helped to punch a hole through a planet that was already massively weakened. This feat also knocked him unconscious, and it was stated that there was a high chance that performing that feat could have killed them.

            >Omni-Man with the help of 2 other viltrumites helped to punch a hole through a planet that was already massively weakened.
            You could've just said "I only know about Invincible through Youtube" and your post would've looked better. The planet itself was completely fine, the core was only destabilized in order for entry to be easier since their bodies more than likely would not have been able to handle the inner heat. The resulting explosion knocked them unconscious for a grand total of ten seconds. I also never said anything about Nolan being planetary (though he is even without Viltrum destruction), I said that the bug children are at least moon level, since they'd be at least stronger than Nolan was at the start of Invincible.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Okay but Omni-Man by himself is not planetary even at full power (let alone moon) and there's nothing you can do about that, lmfao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If he is massively faster than light he is planetary....

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hmmmm... i don't know about that. earlier you said omniman could travel 65 billion times faster than the speed of light. if omniman's reaction, reflexes, and attack speed are the same as his travel speed, then it kind of makes no sense how he would be struggling with a team of otherwise average heroes on earth. even in the comics and the show, he has somewhat of a struggle when he fights the guardians of the globe, or someone like The Immortal. if his speed and reaction are all 2 billion times faster than light speed, this dude should be left without a scratch in all his encounters with anyone from earth. seems strange he'd struggle with average supers, in both comics and the show.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love when you people keep posting this false narrative that Omni-Man is planetary level lol. Omni-Man with the help of 2 other viltrumites helped to punch a hole through a planet that was already massively weakened. This feat also knocked him unconscious, and it was stated that there was a high chance that performing that feat could have killed them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He could jab him in the eye about 1000 times before he could react

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Red Rush didn't break his fists on Nolan and I dunno about you but I think MM MIGHT be stronger and more durable than Red Rush

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hmm kind of reaching there. If Red Rush didn't break his fists, MM is definitely splattering his fists on Nolan.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hmm kind of reaching there. If Red Rush didn't break his fists, MM is definitely splattering his fists on Nolan.

            No way could Red Rush throw a half a skyscraper around with pure muscle like Tighten

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Red Rush
            Why do people insist on using not just Early Nolan, but Early SHOW Nolan, for these debates. This is what would happen to Metro Man if he tried to hit Nolan.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Metro Man is vastly stronger than that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Show me proof of Metroman destroying anything bigger than a building

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tighten is way weaker than Metro Man and could do this without any trouble

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Other way around. These fodder bug kids are already above Mark when he was still on Earth as a teen, meaning that they'd be way stronger than Tighten's building lifting (which he didn't even fully lift and had trouble with) since Mark was pushing back against giant meteors as a newbie Supe.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Those bugs are human strength but mature at a rapid pace. The fact that they are weaker at all is telling.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Those bugs are human strength but mature at a rapid pace.
                What is this headcanon? I can't even tell if you're joking or not.

                Nah Nolan is getting folded. Metro Man is trillions of times faster than Red Rush and you know how the kinetic energy formula works.

                >Red Rush
                >The same guy Nolan kicked twice in comic canon, even while he was using his speed
                Ramming into Nolan at LS is just going to, at worst, break his ribs while Metro is going to be a pile of blood and bones on the pavement.

                ok now you’re just being a grumpy ash contrarian for no reason fr bruh really?! see [...] got your ass debunked what next you gon break out the calculations an prove Omni man 45% more faster then light or sum?!? Come on senpai

                The hell do you mean "debunked". My argument has nothing to do with Nolan's speed, nor was I that one retard going on about him being 65 million times the speed of light or whatever.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They are just regular bug people without the proportional strength of human. If they had Superstrength, they would at the very least try to fight.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah Nolan is getting folded. Metro Man is trillions of times faster than Red Rush and you know how the kinetic energy formula works.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I do. Omni was flying so fast that he ignited all the oxygen on Flaxan.
                >B-b-but that didn't happen when he was flying him
                There is no oxygen in outer space.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you know how the kinetic energy formula works
                Useless at FTL speeds? Way to self-own there

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're thinking of mass energy equivalence retardbro. Metro Man is punching Nolan's bitch ass head off when Red Rush moving at subsonic speed is enough to move Nolan's jaw.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Metro Man will break his building level hand trying to punch Omni-Man before Nolan flicks his head off
                Fixed that for you, shit brain.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a FRACTION of Metro Man that Megamind stole is building level
                FTFY

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro, what? Metro Man was probably not going at relativistic speeds, let alone faster than light speeds. why is the knee jerk reaction to humans being statued "ZOMG MFTL!!!!"?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok now you’re just being a grumpy ash contrarian for no reason fr bruh really?! see

              By the way I'm not either of you but both of you are fucking gays, the Invinciblefag is a slightly bigger gay though

              got your ass debunked what next you gon break out the calculations an prove Omni man 45% more faster then light or sum?!? Come on senpai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Comic Omniman wins tho.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Metro-Man would literally splatter his fists against Nolan's chest if he tried to hit him. Even if he used his super speed, he'd still fuck himself over due to the fact that even low tier Viltrumites like the bug children are at least moon level, and even they died en masse just by ramming into Mark. There is no debate here.

        quit the cap, the chud who argued about the planet feat and the MFTL speed got ratio'd to hell and back
        the people have spoken, and what the people believe is an unlimited axiom, get out of here with that corny ass science shit you fucking nerds go outside, touch grass and read a book lmfao
        this is the power of AAVE and BBCforce, now bow down chuds

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the fuck are you spouting, and why would you even THINK about (You)ing me with such drivel.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Invincible comics has been wildly inconsistent on character speed, and while going with consistent higher metrics and panels would suggest such, this does not mesh well at all with character reactions shown at other points in the series. As such, speed on Omni-man's side is going to be widely dependent on author bias. (including comparison videos) Metro Man is also being shown at massively FTL speeds here, so while it's impossible to have a concrete calc, even highballing Omni-man, Metro Man should be in comparable levels.

          There is also the fact that invincible comics state as their own retcon reasoning for speed differentials is due to Omni-man and others not wanting to ruin the biospheres of planets they are on, so they limit their movement speed to not destroy the world around them, with speedsters like Red Rush having secondary superpowers that remove the risks involved from otherwise moving so fast (like superheating the atmosphere and creating shockwaves that moving so quickly would normally do) To which Metro Man appears to have the requisite secondary superpowers to avoid as shown in the Megamind movie. As such, if not bloodlusted, full-speed Omni-man will be significantly self-nerfed, at least until pushed into a corner / injured.

          Strength feats should come out as similar? with stated as less than 1% of Metro Man's strength, Tighten was able to casually lift large buildings. (which is at least in the 250k ton range) Which should mean that Metro Man is casually lifting in the 250 million ton range and above, with mountains generally being in the billions of tons range, and the very largest in the trillions. So, extrapolating, Metro Man should lowball at small mountain level strength, at least

          Comparable my ass, Omni-man is millions of times FTL. Reminder that light is fast enough to circle the Earth 7 times in 1 second.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there's not much for me to add to the conversation, since I'm not very savvy on calculating feats or strengths. But I'll just add to my last comment, that MetroMan wasn't just travelling in one direction insanely fast.
            He was doing other various activities while contemplating his life. He ate a sandwich, drank soda, flew a kite (sort of. He just held the string while it was frozen in motion), he read a book, he looked around the city and people. And we don't know for how long, but we can assume it was for longer than the screen time. Might've been hours, might've been days, in the span of a picosecond.

            Now, I'm only bringing that up because, let's say that Omniman and MetroMan were able travel the distance from earth to another galaxy at roughly the same speed. Let's say omniman gets there a little faster.
            Being able to travel fast, doesn't mean being able to think fast, those two can correlate in different characters, but they aren't related.
            There's a species of insect that I forgot the name of, that is able to run flat on a road in one direction insanely fast, but it has to stop in order to see where it is and where it's going.

            You could have incredibly fast flexing muscles, or have the ability to fly incredibly fast, but the question is how quick is your mind able to comprehend direction and speed?

            That's why I give MetroMan the edge. You're not dealing with just two speedy people, you have one who can travel fast, and one who can think fast, if not faster.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cont.
              So let's say omniman is faster in overall travelling speed. Is he a fast thinker? Does he perceives time the same way? Obviously not, in his battle with Red Rush. He beat red rush by playing a smart tactic against an overconfident hero: appear to struggle, anticipate the next blow, and grab and hold onto red rush. Now, red rush also has a unique perception of time, in that he claims every conversation feels slower for him, but we don't know by how much.
              Despite killing red rush, he still had to be tactical and predictive, otherwise he got badly messed up by the other guardians of the globe, a team otherwise slower people than red rush.

              I give the edge to MetroMan, not because I hate omniman (I love invincible mind you), but because I think, being a fast thinker, and fast enough to do multiple activities in the span of a picosecond while everything, including a blast of energy, travels in slow motion. That's an impressive feat, and pretty overlooked in my opinion. But that's all I can offer, do, eh, maybe my point is meaningless.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's not how it works, and you know it. Assuming even just 1 hour of subjective time, and traveling no more 10 miles in the stated picosecond, comes out as 3e13 miles per hour, compared to 1.49e9 for the speed of light, so about 2000x the speed of light. Do remember this is, from my perspective, a lowball calc given the activities and distances being shown on screen.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Omniman flew 65 million light years in a week. He’d statue Metro Man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If he is massively faster than light he is planetary....

                You silly billys. He didn't travel 65 million lightyears in a week by using pure speed. Viltrumite are basically capable of teleportation, they build up to a certain speed and then open up subatomic blackholes to bloop themselves great distances. He is nowhere near as fast as you think he is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally making shit up

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He did. It's explained that Viltrumites can traverse the galaxy so quickly because their smart atoms allow them to basically wormhole their way around the galaxy. They don't simply rely on speed, they literally pass a single atom through a wormhole and then reconstruct themselves on the other side, cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Headcanon cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ahhh how I love when a cracker 4chud troll realizes he's wrong after being disproven by the lore itself and then doubles down because they're too fragile and insecure to admit they're wrong

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post the panel then, moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do you even know the feat? look the source material up yourself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Won't post it
                Yeah, likely because it doesn't exist.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, that was a good reply. Truly backed up your stance on omni man

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          science is the basis of forming hypothesis, testing them, and trying to falsify both your own and previous hypothesis. If more than one answer remains possible, they move into realm of theories, which become established to be tested by new methods in the future. Popular consensus or the prior existence of older and popular theories do not discredit the application of new theories onto a prior observed topic.

          So, yes, I believe mine are more accurate to the context shown, but I have no way of knowing with certainty.
          you stupid moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      CapeworldComics

      100% truthful and factual.
      Viltrumite? ViltruWEAK.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      respectfully, Metro Man is funnier so he’d win

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not jobbing. That slowmo feat is crazy and given that Tighten could casually chuck half of a skyscraper he's also really strong on top of that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh metro man blitzes!
      Fuck off back to redit, the calc is only hypsonic and he gets raped by anyone above building level

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the calc is only hypsonic
        Lmao
        VsBattles Wiki cuck detected

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we are actually getting Gojo vs Makima this season
    Oh boy can't wait

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >and people with common sense
    You mean the guy who's talking about moron cock? That's the dude you're gonna back? I mean hey, do what you want, but don't expect me to not judge you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >being this much of an incel hater bigot
      grow up

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm just saying.

    I have no horse in this race. I walk it all by foot.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By the way I'm not either of you but both of you are fucking gays, the Invinciblefag is a slightly bigger gay though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This doesn't mention the creation of wormholes to traverse galaxies. The closest this gets is temperature resistance. It also does peg Invincible's speed at 800,000 km/h.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpvZgbsFCZQ

    HEY DESTINYFAGS. Unveiling has been basically decanonised~

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Calling all BrickCHADS!!! It is time to assemble!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BrickCHADS Unite!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, but Superman isn’t a brick. He has a sword.

      • 2 weeks ago
        BrickCHAD

        not standard, he gets a pass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BrickCHADS Unite!

      Right on!!

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nominating Toppo for the BrickCHADS.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goku died to a heart virus.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BRICKS!

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Swan arguing for universal chosen undead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The first flame thing totally makes him a universe buster
      >Forgetting the fucking introduction cutscene of the damn game
      I take it he's never actually played a souls game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most vs retards never play the games they wank. ESPECIALLY GOWfags

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >GOW out of nowhere

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still convinced you can take out Gael and Manus with a fucking rocket launcher.

        Most vs retards never play the games they wank. ESPECIALLY GOWfags

        How do they cope with Kratos struggling with what he THOUGHT was a normal bear?

        Like he never says "Oh fuck I must be fighting a GOD in bear form" he just thought Atreus (who is never very powerful physically anyway) was a normal bear. Or hell, the fact that the Travellers (which are pretty much the most powerful enemy type, one of which in Ragnarok even helped storm Asgard and survived a fcuking fall out of the sky) wandering around Norway are literally just normal buff dudes that Odin tricked into getting swole to find Jotunheim for him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean if they survived a fall out of the sky they're not normal buff dudes

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    yo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonynnous

      see

      [...]
      Just change the onions to soi with a y in the search tab

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you want to add to my Sam Gideon vs Jetstream Sam Thumbnail collection?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        I appreciate the idea but if it's not mine I don't tend to put it in the mega. Takes away from it being a collection of all the stuff I've made for the anons. I could maybe make a separate mega to put the ones others made so that we still have them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TF2 Spy vs Mad Magazine Spy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does White Spy beat Black Spy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Ah yes, I remember you, anon. Apologies for the lateness

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That looks nice, thanks. But if you're using both black and white, you think you could make one with both red and blue?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            I tried but couldn't find something good on short notice. I'll look again

          • 2 weeks ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            Couldn't quite get it how I wanted, how's this

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's damn good. Thanks, thumbnail anon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They should do White Spy vs Black Spy and answer the ages old debate

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still would have been better than Gogeta VS Vegito.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ralph T. Guard vs Ted Lutz

      • 2 weeks ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noctis (FF15) vs Gilgamesh (Fate)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xion vs Cell

      • 2 weeks ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        the Xion from KH?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not the anon that requested that but I don't believe Xion wore those clothes in canon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            beats me, I never played Kingdom Hearts, it just looked nice

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No worries anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kabuto (Giants: Citizen Kabuto) vs The Creature (Ape - Black & White)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        beeg monke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paul Bunyan vs Gilgamesh, folklore vs myth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did the Worst co anons battle royale happened or you still working on it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Kinda on the back-burner rn, mulling over the best anon choices and how to convey them. Currently have lischud, DCucks, marvel basedbois, maybe the coomers, Plebbitors, etc.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          throw in vsbw shills if you don't have too many already.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            eh sure, that puts it at 6. Feel like that's an okay number for a royale

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better than Denji vs Yuji or nah?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bow before the strongest wizard in fighting game history

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Demifiend rapes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mogs Happy chaos and THAT MAN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mogs Happy chaos and THAT MAN

      Demifiend rapes

      >Haxsissies
      job to BRICKren

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think we are ignoring the very possible chance that the science match-up is actually for Rick Sanchez. Probably either this or VS Reed Richards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its possible. I'd prefer Rick VS Who. We don't need constant big 2 capeshit matches

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would absolutely prefer Rick VS The Doctor, but also I’d admittedly find it funny for us to get Rick VS Reed after all the debate on Reed VS Plastic.
        That and Council of Reeds VS Citadel of Ricks could be a very fun backdrop to the fight (that there’d a large chance they wouldn’t do)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would absolutely prefer Rick VS The Doctor, but also I’d admittedly find it funny for us to get Rick VS Reed after all the debate on Reed VS Plastic.
      That and Council of Reeds VS Citadel of Ricks could be a very fun backdrop to the fight (that there’d a large chance they wouldn’t do)

      they are not doing rick vs reed they would be too based for that
      you are probably getting reed getting walked on by plaz and rick getting btfo'd by the doctor (and no there isn't gonna be anyone salty like you thought there would be with star vs steven and saitama vs popeye)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and rick getting btfo'd by the doctor
        How much better is the doctor? I don't watch Rick and morty or Doctor who.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They did a podcast episode, and the Doc seems to have won 3-1 even with Ben repping him and apparently not even bringing out the big guns.
          https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/131581542/#q131594583

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Something about an entire dimension or whatever of magic. The Doctors merely wiped it out, while Rick was BTFO by his equivalent version
          I think Doctor Who is for Q

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, it should be Doraemon for the bullshit gadgeteer time traveller angle, hell both the Tardis and 4D pocket are both described as "bigger on the inside"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Doraemon is for Felix the Cat, anon. Very obviously

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, Felix ain't a time traveller. That fight sucks. Felix can fight his ripoff in Julius the Cat.
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_the_Cat
                Doraemon should fight a fellow time traveller, like the Doctor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cringe
                Cartoons fight cartoons, and live action fights live action
                Doraemon is for Felix
                The Doctor is for Q
                Rick is for Farnsworth
                Get it right, cringe cocksucker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That shit is boring, and you're a fag with no taste or imagination.
                Doraemon is for the Doctor
                Felix is for Julius
                Eat shit, gay

                Anon, Felix time travels whenever the fuck he feels like it

                It's not the focus of his story overall or character though, not in the same way Doraemon and the Doctor are time travelers from other times and places come to guide a bunch of dipshit humans, Felix just goes on adventures

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doraemon just time traveled to fix some nerd’s childhood, it’s more like Cosmo and Wanda than anything . Thats nothing like the Doctor at all. He should fight Rick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But Cosmo and Wanda didn't time travel though, they just came from Fairy World, while both the Doctor and Doraemon play time traveling mentor to a group of dimwitted audience surrogates going on adventures across time and space

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doraemon does not go across time and space as a whole he mainly just makes dumb inventions sometimes because Nobita’s a loser. Like how Timmy is an average kid who no one understands. They both get into misadventures

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then why the fuck does he have a time machine and why has it appeared so often
                https://doraemon.fandom.com/wiki/Time_Machine#Appearances

                >cringe suggestions
                >immediate homosexual aggro
                You're a fucking boring retarded gay chud with no taste who will never pass
                Felix WILL fight Doraemon as the longstanding rivals they are and not your retarded literal who and there's nothing your gay ass can do or say about it
                Suck my cock and balls, moron

                You call me gay and demand I fellate you, wow you're projecting a lot, tell you what lay out this rivalry and the thematic connections and where exactly the hell this Doraemon-Felix rivalry exists outside of your unmedicated delusions because I can't find it, if anything Doraemon's main rival appears to be Hello Kitty

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Chapter 113:Stealing Mother's Diamond
                Chapter 308:Stranded on an island in the past

                Yeah almost 200 chapter gap. We should definitely treat it as integral to the guy as the TARDIS

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The wiki is also incomplete, since most of the chapters are greyed out, chapter 115 involves time travel and chapter 117 has the time travel machine being used
                https://mto.to/chapter/227714
                So no, you continue to be wrong

                Retard, Felix and Doraemon have been rivals since Felix was the inspiration that made Doraemon, right down to the 4d pocket mirroring Felix's Magic Bag.
                Fitting a know-nothing low iq mouthbreathing gay has such shit taste

                Objectively untrue, look here

                Okay anon who wants to see Felix vs Doraemon here are the vs debate topics relating to that fight as far as I can find
                https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/doraemon-vs-felix-the-cat-1546666/
                https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/felix-the-cat-vs-doraemon.109913/
                And some reddit pages less than 2 years old, both od these died without discussion or interest, meanwhile here's some for Doctor vs Doraemon
                https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/doraemon-vs-the-doctor-1645766/
                https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/humanity-vs-future-earth-doctor-who-%C3%97-doraemon.936822/
                https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/time-lords-dr-who-vs-22nd-century-humans-doraemon.405877/
                Some good discussion there, Google search in general for "doraemon vs felix the cat" gives me 4,770,000 results, while "doraemon vs doctor who" gets me 9,500,000, it actually looks like for the sheer stupidity of our online slapfight you are objectively profoundly in the wrong about there being a "rivalry" between the two

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter; not happening
                Cope and seethe, gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See [...]

                Your concession is accepted in perpetuity, have a good day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Concession to what? Your shit not happening?
                Enjoy that knowledge, delusional sub-moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Retard, Felix and Doraemon have been rivals since Felix was the inspiration that made Doraemon, right down to the 4d pocket mirroring Felix's Magic Bag.
                Fitting a know-nothing low iq mouthbreathing gay has such shit taste

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cringe suggestions
                >immediate homosexual aggro
                You're a fucking boring retarded gay chud with no taste who will never pass
                Felix WILL fight Doraemon as the longstanding rivals they are and not your retarded literal who and there's nothing your gay ass can do or say about it
                Suck my cock and balls, moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, Felix time travels whenever the fuck he feels like it

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batmanium is the most versatile metal in DC. It sliced open a Bazooka shell.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Impresses Lex with the standard issue Batsuit.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >batcuck hours

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shame they cucked Captain America from being in that image too with lies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If we're being honest, Batman beats them all singlehandedly while dissin' they scraps no diff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Reality
      Nth metal Batarang punch
      +Bat knuckles
      -Orangic webs
      -Vibranium
      -Gold-Titanium

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dexter and Jimmy
    Pathetic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not even the smartest transformation
      Grey Matter's only feat is hacking the Omnitrix, and even non-Galvan shitters like Kevin, early Vilgax, and the Plumber Galvans can do that. Meanwhile, Brainstorm was contesting with Azmuth, nigh-precognition via math, practical combat calculation, and superity over the mind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not even the smartest transformation
      Grey Matter's only feat is hacking the Omnitrix, and even non-Galvan shitters like Kevin, early Vilgax, and the Plumber Galvans can do that. Meanwhile, Brainstorm was contesting with Azmuth, nigh-precognition via math, practical combat calculation, and superity over the mind.

      ben is a fucking retard azmuth is a better comparsion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brainstorm is a genius. He, even in human form, outwitted Albedo with the Ultramatrix. He doesn't need the mastercode bypass. Just use Brainstorm's telepathy and Electromagnetism to hack the Ultramatrix.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just use Brainstorm's telepathy and Electromagnetism to hack the Ultramatrix.
          yet ben has never done that, really shows you how impaired he is doesn't it?
          also celestsapiens (that aren't ben) and galvans are smarter and brainstorm has never showed any telepathy that has been used consistently, he only has electricity and a big brain

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              thats levitation

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Moves stuff with mind and flying body without electricity
                What's the difference.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you said telepathy, brainstorm is not a psychic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't do it in Alien Force or Ultimate Alien, but Dr.Psychobos, Servantis, and Omniverse Brainstorm use telepathy to communicate. Also my b on using Telepathy to hack the Omnitrix/Ultrimatrix, I meant telekinesis.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look all at this metroman vs omni-man discussion
    you guys understand that means he loses to bardock, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah metro man loses, but omni-man wins if you're not a gay /dbs/ redditor downplayer who thinks busting viltrum was his limit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that’s the funniest shit tf you on about bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bardock loses to any Planet Buster or mid-level water manipulator. Saiyans are some of the weakest warrior races due to their weaknesses.
      >Viltrumite can regenerate limbs while fighting on the Sun and is only weak to two thing
      >Asgardian are gods that get stronger mystically and physically over age.
      >Amazonian are descended from Olympian
      >Cybertonian literally can't die due to how their spark function
      Even shitty aliens like the gems can probably yet Saiyans into space or at the very least sulficate them.
      >Kyptonian is like a free win. No, 1/4 Lexcorp imperfect Kryptonian like beta Bizzaro mogs Saiyans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bardock would solo Invincible let's be honest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bardock stops at Rexplode.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >posting a fanfic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not Bardock

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Goku stops Aquarus (Invincible)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up retard lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cry about it lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy TANKED

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE TRIBAL CHIEF AND THE MANY W'S OF THE HEAD OF THE TABLE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literally a subreddit's lore in the bottom right
      comn at least try hiding it man

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Metrotrannies are at it again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >metro trannies
      >when literally half of the posts here are copied from an arguement with a chud from VSBW who said omni-man wins in the comment section of the video

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhllUcfV1Ls


      uhhhh...nolanbros??? we job to metro-kek?! posted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>when literally half of the posts here are copied from an arguement with a chud from VSBW who said omni-man wins in the comment section of the video

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhllUcfV1Ls


        uhhhh...nolanbros??? we job to metro-kek?! posted
        Proof

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i am the anon who posted that video and i literally just wanted to see how many people will be retarded enough to reply to arguements i literally copy and pasted from the comment section of that video
          ngl its fucking hilarious, more people should do this here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's right, look in the comment section of that video and you can see something very samiliar to [...]

            Lmao well played

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you dumbass do you understand wtf you just started??? now we will have multiple anons larping as metrofags

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's right, look in the comment section of that video and you can see something very samiliar to

          one thing worth mentioning that i think people overlook, isn't just the fact that metroman did all that in less than a picosecond, but the fact that he was able to think about all of these things in that short time. metroman didn't just so something insanely fast like flying or punching, he literally thought about his own life and debated with himself what he wanted to do in less than a picosecond. all of those thoughts, which for us might linger around for minutes, hours, or even days or weeks, he literally did all of that in less than a picosecond. this means his perception of time is so great, he could literally think of anything to counter omniman, because he can think incredibly fast.
          to put this into perspective, Omniman vs Metroman is like putting a grand champion chess master against a master class AI. sure, we recognise the grand champion's skills, but the AI has the capacity to conceptualise every counter to every move before the game was played, and will likely outsmart every move the grand champion makes, it's damn well impossible to actually win, unless you yourself had intelligence on par with a calculating machine.

          so even if we were to assume that omniman were physically stronger than metroman, we must realise that metroman is:
          1) untouchable, by the fact he can travel speeds faster than omniman.
          2) thinks in 1000 steps ahead. no matter what omniman's tactics are, metroman can literally see it all happen in slow motion, and will probably read a book by Jordan Peterson for hours on end to debate postmodernism and how to get his life together, before he even decides to think of what fancy way he can strike back at omniman.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Omni-man literally hospitalized after fighting the guardians of the globe
    Not a problem for Metro Man ! ! That guy has no limits!

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one is more annoying, The new Metroman shill or the old Warrior of Light retard?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine crying this much because Metro Man dominates your verse kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay you can stop now im not trolling

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you obsessed with crying and kid's media? Are you a baby? Maybe Nursery rhymes are more your suit.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why do people want Luffy to fight a power ranger anyways

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adventurous pirates. Acts as an alternative match for Luffy from Plastic Man or Reed Richards, or other Shonen protagonists.
      But the pirate theme is only half of Captain Marvelous, his other thing is having the powers of all Sentai Rangers that came before him (which clearly makes him a better pick for Kamen Rider Decade)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it’s Gotta be Naruto right
        I’m pretty sure Giant Luffy is around the Chakra Construct’s height

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          High chance, although who knows when they’d do it. Deku VS Asta showed they’re willing to use characters in the middle of their final arcs, but there’s a decent chance Luffy could get something insane with how things are going now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just love giant fights

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like they're waiting until Luffy has a definitive wincon over Naruto before doing that MU and Luffy vs Plas is that buffer match up. Even I as a massive Luffyfag wouldn't mind him losing to Plastic Man if it means waiting until G5 has more feats so he can beat Naruto "I, the Orphan, am going to ignore that you tried to kill your cousin and instead engage in your diatribe about destiny because you hurt my Fee Fees" Uzumaki.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just wanna see Luffy kick Naruto’s Sexy Jutsu in the crotch to confirm whether that changes. Kid Goku style

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he already has with the wank morons from social media give him

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It is not their fault Naruto sucks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Naruto has novels that are straight up ignored by Death Battle. And now we know that chakra is a massive net that connects everything, the verse if absolutelly massive.
                But because there's a deep hatred for this series let's just downplay it...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nope clear cut universe. Naruto sucks grandmother’s eggs. Still seething over Obi Wan

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This guy exists in a Godly realm that sits atop every other dimension that already exist in Naruto. Including the ones where time doesn't flow. Naruto is a massive verse.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Pocket dimensions
                So young. So naive
                Oneshot by Nika Luffy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some might indeed be just small pocket dimensions, that one isn't and the Gods control the lower realms with the chakra network that envelops the entire verse. The Narutoverse is massive.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that one isn't and the Gods control the lower realms with the chakra network that envelops the entire verse. The Narutoverse is massive.
                More like regular sized. Cute verse amping with pocket dimensions. It’s a real shame it won’t help

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Chakra exist everywhere in the Universe of Naruto, including in extra dimensions.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These vsbw tourists are pretty cringe, but at least they don't hooversuck the energy out of a thread like kaijushit

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s incredible how these threads continue to become shittier over time.
    I’m a massive Megamind fan and this Metro Man posting is insufferable. Just stop responding, please, you get nothing out of this because you responding is the only thing they want.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Please can we get back to DC vs DBZ wanking pronto please?

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla needs a battle royale

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that Planet Godzilla Goji wins because those movies were trash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Primarily because Toho are a bunch of retards who imposed a ton of mandates.
        Look at Gamera Rebirth to get an idea as what the director is able to do when he's actually allowed to make what he wants

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          or Gamera is just a weak bitch

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What does that have to do with anything?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they do that then they'd need to make it movies only and make OG and vs Megaguirus Godzilla into a single one

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >battles between identical characters
    Cringe

    >battles between highly contrasting characters
    Based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're primarily about rivalries here, autist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xion vs Cell
      Superman vs Sun Wukong
      Madoka vs Knull
      Asura vs Zamasu
      Timmy Turner vs Rohan Kishibe
      yup...im thinking kino...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Timmy Turner vs Rohan Kishibe
        oh boy thats a good one
        I can imagine this battle taking place in Dimmsdale, the reason why Rohan’s there is because, while doing research on places to visit that can help him write his manga through inspiration, Rohan stumbles across Crockers page of insane ramblings about “FAIRY.GOD.PARENTS!” and that no one believes him, this catches Rohan’s interest so in turn he goes to Dimmsdale to investigate on classic “Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe” stuff. Rohan meets Crocker, Crocker tells him everything and that he highly suspects “Timmy Turner”. Rohan then goes to investigate/confront Timmy, Still a little unsure if the Fairy God Parents thing is true, I mean this came from CROCKER after all.

        Rohan when seeing Timmy looks at him, and thinks he’s just an ordinary kid, Rohan casually pulls out HD and before he uses it on Timmy, Timmy says “Woah! What’s that?” As he points at HD, Rohan caught off guard replies “You can see HD!?”, Rohan then recomposes himself and says “Maybe Crocker was wrong, you don’t have Fairies or any of that nonsense, you’re a stand user!”, Timmy replies confused “Stand User?”, but then Rohan continues “But I also heard that your stand can grant wishes, maybe with HD I can MAKE you use your Stand to wish for my mangaka to not only be known in Japan but around the whole world! OR I could wish for all the inspiration and reality I need! Hold still kid, plus you won’t remember any of this anyways” as Rohan launches HD at Timmy. Timmy Turner brings out Cosmo & Wanda and replies “You’re not gonna do anything to me or my fair- I mean..Stands?”

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          plus the best part is that each character has a shitload of counters to each other that are so bizarre they are in character to their source material

          Timmy has Probability Manipulation? Rohan will pull out Fate Manipulation to overcome it

          Possession? Rohan uses HD to neg it

          Memory erasure? Rohan uses HD to regain all his memories

          Physics Manipulation? Rohan uses HD to do the same

          Rohan has better intelligence feats than Timmy with creativity to match

          Rohan could use HD to manipulate Timmy and his wishes, especially if Timmy summons a living organism with intelligence.

          While on Timmy’s side, his wishes can completely negate HD’s effects.

          If HD turns him into a book by manuscript, Timmy could wish the effects away.

          HD’s makes Timmy wishes he was older? Timmy has already countered this by acting like a child (from what I remember)

          HD’s door being used on Cosmo & Wanda? Cosmo is a direct counter because he has zero intelligence, i’m not kidding, he LITERALLY has no brain! He’s definitely the wildcard in this fight lol

          Finally Timmy has such a vast and versatile arsenal of wishes, and the question is if Rohan can cope with all that and outplay Timmy with HD

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Rohan has better intelligence feats than Timmy with creativity to match
            does he have better intelligence feats than super-smart Timmy?

            also course in every match vs Timmy there is always one consideration: does he get the muffin

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              is the muffin standard?
              man FoP just brings more mysteries to unravel, id like to see how it would bust the research team's ba--
              >notices swank
              nvm

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the muffin is something Timmy had access to, though it might be ruled that it was used up and he doesn't have access to it anymore

                Muffin is by far the strongest power boost Timmy can possibly have though, but might make a fight boring since "I wish they never existed" is possible

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anemic kaijubot samefagging again

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >139 years later
    >still undefeatable
    Chadnarch of Pointland... I kneel...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the destroyer of Archie Sonic
      >the annihilator of Wally
      >the breaker of Otto
      >the monarch

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Therewolf track. (Raiden [Metal Gear] vs A2 [Nier Automata])

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This would have been greatly preferable to what we actually got

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay anon who wants to see Felix vs Doraemon here are the vs debate topics relating to that fight as far as I can find
    https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/doraemon-vs-felix-the-cat-1546666/
    https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/felix-the-cat-vs-doraemon.109913/
    And some reddit pages less than 2 years old, both od these died without discussion or interest, meanwhile here's some for Doctor vs Doraemon
    https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/doraemon-vs-the-doctor-1645766/
    https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/humanity-vs-future-earth-doctor-who-%C3%97-doraemon.936822/
    https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/time-lords-dr-who-vs-22nd-century-humans-doraemon.405877/
    Some good discussion there, Google search in general for "doraemon vs felix the cat" gives me 4,770,000 results, while "doraemon vs doctor who" gets me 9,500,000, it actually looks like for the sheer stupidity of our online slapfight you are objectively profoundly in the wrong about there being a "rivalry" between the two

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're protesting a bit much, lady
      Felix vs Doraemon is obvious and likely
      Nobody but (You) is saying Doraemon vs the Doctor. The Doctor will probably fight Rick, hopefully Q, and that will be it. And Felix will fight Doraemon
      Cope, seethe, mald and dilate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess if you're too retarded to see actual links and data, that's on your mom for fucking a zoo animal and giving birth to your retarded ass, concession accepted

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See

          Doesn't matter; not happening
          Cope and seethe, gay

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dextards
    >Jimmorons
    Pretty sad, huh? Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cheese-Ray

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Phineas and Turd Caps at Galaxy level
      BEGONE from Dexmmy GODS.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They cap at the Universe level if you count 2D movie and star wars, but their destructive capabilities in those sources are Small Country (Tristate area to Moon (Surface Earth).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, what universe level feat was there in the 2D movie?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://phineasandferb.fandom.com/wiki/Multiverse

            It's highly speculative, but they invented time travel and anti-gravity, so I'd imagine they can do it. Also, Doof has the Do it over-it-inator, which affects the Universe, and we see that they can make each other's gadgets. FP essentially has a scrub version of Jimmy's Hypercube and Portal. While Jimmy has a button that resets the Nickelodeon Multiverse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phineas and Ferb aren't really the same since they're not egoists

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Phineas and Turd Caps at Galaxy level
      BEGONE from Dexmmy GODS.

      They cap at the Universe level if you count 2D movie and star wars, but their destructive capabilities in those sources are Small Country (Tristate area to Moon (Surface Earth).

      Doesn't Phineas and Ferb have Marvel scaling?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FP Marvel is weak as hell. Hulk caps out at DC Peak Human, Iron Man caps out at way below human level (can't even move), Thor is just a big dude with a hammer with no enchantment, and Spiderman is even weaker than him.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Redditbob
    >Timantha Turner
    >Jimmy Neuchud
    >Danny Fagton
    >Jenny Wokeman
    >Rudy Tabootie (yes thats his real name)
    LMAO! what a bunch of jobbers!

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So we've got confirmed tourists from vsbw AND Hispanicbattles shitting up the thread today. Anyone else?

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SpongeGOD
    >The Chosen One
    >James ISSAC Neutron
    >Ghost KING
    >Global Robotic Response Unit XJ-9
    >Protector of ChalkZone
    You lost, Blackfoot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dexter and his Legendary Laboratory
      >Powerpuff Girls GODS that dog walks their version of the DC Justice League
      >Ben "26D" Tennyson
      >The Meta Ed boy KINGS
      >Fosters Home of Imaginary Friends verse where any kid can think up a universe+ level structure with ease.
      >Samurai Jack the Skilled
      >Uncle GODpa & the GOD tier Wattersons (Including Job Richard Watterson)
      You don't stand a chance.

      This gives me an idea

      yo

      Mac Kazoo (FHFIF/Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends) vs Rudy Tabootie (ChalkZone)

      And a version with Bloo (Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo) vs Snap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mac is milquetoast and has 0 creativity. Bloo is just his favorite color and an idealized cool kid that would somehow hang out with a nerd like him.

      • 2 weeks ago
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  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jimmy
    >Significantly faster, his rocket ship is MFTL
    >Can turn Kaijuu sized and effortlessly destroy a giant alien spaceship
    >Has a magnet so powerful it can reverse the trajectory of a falling meteor
    >Cheese Ray
    How can DexTURDs even compete with Jimmy GODtron?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kaijuu sized
      Was there a malfunction?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy CHAD, Jimmy is even more powerful than I remember!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy CHAD, Jimmy is even more powerful than I remember!

        >Planet Size is the size of a Skyscraper in Jimmy neutron's verse.
        DexGods, we've won.
        >b-b-but
        Then that's just yet ANOTHER one of Jimmy's inventions that don't work right/Jimmy overcompensating because INCOMPETENTmmy kneels to Dexter (aka DexGOD)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his rocket ship is MFTL
      Not when Dexter slows it down
      >>Can turn Kaijuu sized
      So can Dexter, not to mention he has giant robots and the Dexter Family Robo scales above Monkey.
      >Has a magnet so powerful it can reverse the trajectory of a falling meteor
      DFR fought a Kaiju even Monkey couldn't beat and Monkey made a Galactus Expy cough up a Solar System
      Ray
      Multiple counters have been stated
      But how can Jimmy deal with
      >Memory erasure
      >Being turned into a baby
      >Being Made stupid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he has backups of his memory

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dexter and his Legendary Laboratory
    >Powerpuff Girls GODS that dog walks their version of the DC Justice League
    >Ben "26D" Tennyson
    >The Meta Ed boy KINGS
    >Fosters Home of Imaginary Friends verse where any kid can think up a universe+ level structure with ease.
    >Samurai Jack the Skilled
    >Uncle GODpa & the GOD tier Wattersons (Including Job Richard Watterson)
    You don't stand a chance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Midgetster caps at Genndy's 3-4 universes with advanced prep
      >TwerkingPuffSlut caps at Planet level
      >Ben 10 mm caps at single universe level
      >Dorks are Town to simple Multiverse depending on the episode
      >Fosterverse caps at either small animal to pocket dimension level because of the Stockholm syndrome movie
      >Samurai -ACK is strong, but he's only slightly above Superhuman
      >Aunt Grandma mogs GP
      >Wattersons are literal sticky note level
      DC being on a single piece is paper is Canon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *DC appearing as a sheet of paper to an eight dimensional being is canon
        ftfy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Meanwhile in the realworld...
          JOKER-Sama!!! It has to be in mint condit-
          AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Meanwhile in the realworld...
          JOKER-Sama!!! It has to be in mint condit-
          AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

          DCsissies?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Thats just one Pane-
            >AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
            I said PAPER LEVEL

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              >Planet Size is the size of a Skyscraper in Jimmy neutron's verse.
              DexGods, we've won.
              >b-b-but
              Then that's just yet ANOTHER one of Jimmy's inventions that don't work right/Jimmy overcompensating because INCOMPETENTmmy kneels to Dexter (aka DexGOD)

              DEXTER'S greatest ally is ONLY paper level. You can't make this shit up. Goddard and Sheen eat Dexter and DC verse.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Monitorsbros...we have to debun-
                AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As above, so below
                Powerful and limitlesspilled

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              DC: home of the highest dimensions and cardinalities
              Proof posted

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's an actual cup of coffee right there, but they had to cgi the ring?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nickfags slandering so poorly
        >Wattersons are literal sticky note level
        Wattersons are Big Bang level. MINIMUM.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Paper Universe again!!!! Wtf hahahahaha it all circles back to Paper level!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who is holding that notebook, Nicktard.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Ice Cream cone. It's just Milk Wars again! CN can't catch a break, can't they?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Favorite ice cream flavor?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who is holding that notebook, Nicktard.

            The Ice Cream cone. It's just Milk Wars again! CN can't catch a break, can't they?

            >Nicktard thinks his self contradiction logic means anything.
            Wattersons.
            Big Bang Level.
            MINIMUM.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all these downplay points are WRONG, nickfag.
        >Midgetster caps at Genndy's 3-4 universes with advanced prep
        >This level of Jimcope
        How does it feel to be so wrong in the face of Dexter.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DexGOD evidence #2

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah, the Fosterverse and Johnny verse will totally help out Dexter
            Billy and Mandy and Edds are high ballers, but so is Spongebob, FOP, and Phantom Verse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jimmy => All of Fairy World Timmy

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Superboy-Prime Boy help us
    Fuck no!

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ENTER
    Arthur = transcend copyright due to being public access > Multiverse

    Word Girl = Kyptonian to Viltrumite Level
    Wild Kratts = Ironman + Transformer + Zoboomafoo
    >Dragon Tales
    Universe of FUCKING DRAGONS
    >Clifford
    Shin Godzilla level
    >Maya and Miguel
    Probability manipulation
    >Sesame Streets
    Big Bird TANKED the Apollo 13 explosion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Streets
      >Big Bird TANKED the Apollo 13 explosion
      He did what

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A rare occasion of Scaling Cartoons without the "LE TOON FORCE that is all" is a fun challenge.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post wishlists and share your own!
    Discuss matchups!

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BrickCHADS, how are we doing today?

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyways, DCgayS got their universe downscaled to Low 1-C because their puny universe is just 4D.
    (Alien X also fucked over dr manhathan in vsbw)

    And most of the heralds are now just 2-C.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about vsbshitters opinions
      Did we touch (You) inside your hugbox, tourist?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about vsbshitters opinions
      Did we touch (You) inside your hugbox, tourist?

      6D universe with just 4d physical dimensions

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *196,833 dimensional with 8 physical dimensions
        ftfy, mindbroken non-reader tourist

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SMALL multiverse.

          DC is trash now. Low 1-C high tiers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >1-C high tiers
            chud "Pronoun forum system update" VSBW language.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're trying, but you're getting nowhere, malinformed tourist that you are
            SOLIDLY 196,833D, 8 demonstrated physical dimensions
            vsbw are shit and everybody using their terminology is an immediately identified retard. You played yourself, good day

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >196,833
              This number refers to universes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dimensions

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, 196,833 refers to dimensions. Every rotation of these dimensions creates a new universe, of which there is an infinite number.
                Cope and seethe, tourist

                Calling it a "snowflake" was entirely accurate judging by your manic defensive behavior

                [...]
                >unthreatening edamame-laced schizobabble
                [...]
                https://comicvine.gamespot.com/profile/sungsam/blog/the-196833-snowflake-multiverse-and-its-debunk/136847/
                Dimensions. Cope and SEETHE, tourist fagtard

                >a-actually they didn't mean it like that
                Cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hahaha the cope is amazin

                >no argument
                Indeed, your cope is amazing
                SEETHE MOAR

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                HELP ME CARE BEARS
                THEY ARE TOO STRONG! NOOOOOOOOOO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the seven deadly enemies of man
                >for care bears
                A threat to all existence that can no diff the entire multiverse
                vsbw probably is sending their best, that's the sad part

                [...]

                Also since Fortnite is canon to DC and Marvel, BASE fortnite Goku is OFFICIALLY stronger than both of them.

                >he needs fortnite to bullshit his troll wins
                lel
                lmfao, even

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                >Bringing up Fodder ball out of nowhere.
                Silence lischud.

                >takes hammer away
                >knocks out in ONE PUNCH
                [...]
                >characters already CRUSHED by SuperCHAD
                I feel bad picking on the mentally ill

                Clark...i told you couldnt win against GokuCHAD. Why didnt you listen to me? His universe has infinite timelines unlike ours....

                WHY CLARK WHY

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Lois then leaves with Goku to become another one of his concubines

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                From our perspective, which is the same as the Writer's perspective, sure. I can pick up a comic book and I'm holding DC in my hands
                [...]
                I could see Fate, Superman, Zatanna and Darkseid killing Goku and vice versa depending on how they're written. But DMC and Fate? Come on now
                [...]
                You didn't present an argument to be addressed. You outsourced a wishy washy "debunk" from the collective hivemind of another battle boarding think tank, and even then didn't provide anything of your own, not even paraphrasing.

                Also since Fortnite is canon to DC and Marvel, BASE fortnite Goku is OFFICIALLY stronger than both of them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All of the player characters in Fortnite are stats equalized. There is no difference in power between base Goku or MUI Goku.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "the world of fortnite has never seen such power"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                From our perspective, which is the same as the Writer's perspective, sure. I can pick up a comic book and I'm holding DC in my hands
                [...]
                I could see Fate, Superman, Zatanna and Darkseid killing Goku and vice versa depending on how they're written. But DMC and Fate? Come on now
                [...]
                You didn't present an argument to be addressed. You outsourced a wishy washy "debunk" from the collective hivemind of another battle boarding think tank, and even then didn't provide anything of your own, not even paraphrasing.

                accept your defeat to the Marvel

                GODS

                KNEEL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would expect a god to beat an alien in principle but sadly it's very, very, very seldom the case in Marvel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                Doctor Fate, Pre Crisis Superman,Zatanna and Darkseid are now base Battle of Gods red God Goku level and infinitely below Strange, Thor, Wanda and Thanos.

                Batman who keks, manhathan and perpetua are Alien X and fire emblem heroes level
                and get shit on by Devil May Cry and FATE.

                Its over.

                Spare me Goku-sama and Thor-sama, my weak small 4D multiverse cannot compare!

                SPARE ME PLEASE, I AM NOT WORTH KILLING!
                NOOOOOO!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >takes hammer away
                >knocks out in ONE PUNCH

                [...]

                Spare me Goku-sama and Thor-sama, my weak small 4D multiverse cannot compare!

                SPARE ME PLEASE, I AM NOT WORTH KILLING!
                NOOOOOO!

                >characters already CRUSHED by SuperCHAD
                I feel bad picking on the mentally ill

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's using "universes" here to refer to alternate dimensional spaces ala bulk theory. What you would call a universe would be a rotation of these 'universes."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >u-universes mean dimensions!

                hahahahaha

                HAHAHAHAHA

                >The presence when dante pulls out his 9D fear hax

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please.
                An off-hand statement in Rock of Ages mentions the federal government has found 28 dimensions.

                Jakita Wagner is a literal brick and doesn't know a universe from a dimension. The real scan is from Planetary #1, where Doc Brass gives the actual information about it. It's a 196,833D object that rotates on itself and every rotation is itself a universe, with the number of rotations being infinite

                This as well. Jakita is literally Planetary's dumbass muscle chick.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Know-nothing gay be silent in your mental illness

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jakita Wagner is a literal brick and doesn't know a universe from a dimension. The real scan is from Planetary #1, where Doc Brass gives the actual information about it. It's a 196,833D object that rotates on itself and every rotation is itself a universe, with the number of rotations being infinite

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're not saying anything. If you can make a distinction between each universe means there's several. Not that there are multiple crackpot spatial dimensions in addition to what we conjecture to be dimensionality

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Still coping
                The big Fu Manchu scientist who helped build a computer model of the damn thing explained it for you in the FIRST ISSUE and you still don't get it.

                Begone from her, vsbw scrub.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again, you're not saying anything. We know the universes to be distinct, and we know the number refers to universes. This does nothing to elevate the cosmology of any one universe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dimensions. You keep fucking that up and eliminating your own credibility

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That sure isn't an argument, a very half-assed and DEFEATED attempt at engagement

                You should become a politician. Same poster BTW

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You should pursue a career at CNN, salty shitflinging FAILURE that you are

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. I'm sending Alex Jones my resume as we speak

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Calling it a "snowflake" was entirely accurate judging by your manic defensive behavior
                [...]
                >a-actually they didn't mean it like that
                Cope

                >Dimensions.
                universes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dimensions. Says so in the issue, illiterate

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong panel, illiterate
                https://comicvine.gamespot.com/profile/sungsam/blog/the-196833-snowflake-multiverse-and-its-debunk/136847/
                See the whole thing here
                Dimensions

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Quit outsourcing your arguments, pisscord tourist

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >defeat
                >no argument
                Quit trolling, gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go back

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That would be (You), obvious tourist retard trying to fit in. You stick out like a sore thumb

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Come back when you have actual arguments, tourist. For now, go back

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Know the number refers to universes

                Hmmm...if only there was a smarter character than Jakita who provided a more in-depth explanation of the model that could contextualize this statement by the team's dumb-dumb brick lady.

                Oh, yeah.

                There was.

                IN THE FIRST ISSUE!

                Non, reader, have a nice day!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this character reinforced what you said!
                >that means I'm right!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're saying even less than you think you are
                You see, they built a working model, a duplicate, using that information. Oops

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Those sure are words. If only they had meaning in the manner you've strewn them together. But they don't, you're not saying anything.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That sure isn't an argument, a very half-assed and DEFEATED attempt at engagement

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              D
              CHAD DC cosmology. DChad even.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >196,833
                This number refers to universes

                You're trying, but you're getting nowhere, malinformed tourist that you are
                SOLIDLY 196,833D, 8 demonstrated physical dimensions
                vsbw are shit and everybody using their terminology is an immediately identified retard. You played yourself, good day

                Doctor Fate, Pre Crisis Superman,Zatanna and Darkseid are now base Battle of Gods red God Goku level and infinitely below Strange, Thor, Wanda and Thanos.

                Batman who keks, manhathan and perpetua are Alien X and fire emblem heroes level
                and get shit on by Devil May Cry and FATE.

                Its over.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Muh dimensions
                The entire DC cosmology is smaller than a sheet of paper. Shredder-sama solos.

                >unthreatening edamame-laced schizobabble

                I said "the way you phrased it" you think skinned gremlin. But what I said would be right, it refers to universes

                https://comicvine.gamespot.com/profile/sungsam/blog/the-196833-snowflake-multiverse-and-its-debunk/136847/
                Dimensions. Cope and SEETHE, tourist fagtard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hahaha the cope is amazin

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is nothing but cope. jakita was there and saw the snowflake with her own eyes and heard the explanation reinforced by the flashback from axel who contributed to making the quantum computer. she knows about it and described it to batman and wasn't disputed by snow who was also there and also saw the thing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you're saying the explanation she received in issue one was correct and she's just off in her cursory description and the only one who noticed are retarded powerlevel autists making bad faith 'arguments'
                Dimensions. Thanks for playing. Cope AND seethe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the explanation she got was the same as the one we got. they were universes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >illiterate
                Says DIMENSIONS very clearly in the explanation she and we both received in issue one, which we just determined was correct
                Cope, seethe, mald, and dilate wikichud

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dimensions as in universes. hence her calling them universes. is insults the only dialect of english you know?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dimensions as in dimensions, which Brass goes on to explain the rotation of which creates universes, of which there are infinite
                https://comicvine.gamespot.com/profile/sungsam/blog/the-196833-snowflake-multiverse-and-its-debunk/136847/
                All you're doing here is destroying the credibility of yourself and your site, wikishitter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                quit spamming a comicvine link. she called them universes so the number is universes. she was there. she knows her shit better than you do

                why would there be a finite number representing universes in dc when it's proven to have infinite universes countless times? Obviously the term means dimensions.

                this is WILD STORM

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no p-please stop posting the truth and BTFOing my retardation
                Wildstorm is part of DC, assblasted chud
                Dimensions. 196,833 of them, and each rotation creates a universe, of which there are infinite

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >[projection]
                of course you're a transgender... literal snowflake LMAO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why would there be a finite number representing universes in dc when it's proven to have infinite universes countless times? Obviously the term means dimensions.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and Brass makes that explicit through his explanation that every rotation of these 196,833 dimensions creates a universe.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                Also since Fortnite is canon to DC and Marvel, BASE fortnite Goku is OFFICIALLY stronger than both of them.

                [...]
                accept your defeat to the Marvel

                GODS

                KNEEL

                [...]

                Spare me Goku-sama and Thor-sama, my weak small 4D multiverse cannot compare!

                SPARE ME PLEASE, I AM NOT WORTH KILLING!
                NOOOOOO!

                >Bringing up Fodder ball out of nowhere.
                Silence lischud.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The way you phrased it, the former number seems to refer to universes and the latter to what he's talking about, which is crackpot spatial dimensions

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, 196,833 refers to dimensions. Every rotation of these dimensions creates a new universe, of which there is an infinite number.
            Cope and seethe, tourist

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I said "the way you phrased it" you think skinned gremlin. But what I said would be right, it refers to universes

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Missingno breaks both plot armor and author fiat
    There's nothing that can survive glitch beam

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the most powerful glitch
      SM64 Mario ultra omega speedblitzes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only with preptime

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Glitchbeam: entire existence is now erased in a way that breaks plot armor and author fiat
        not only that but damages the physical medium

        and before you say "but well this character met their author"
        not so fast: they did not meet the author, they went up another layer of reality yes, but what they met was a representation of the author i written or graphic form

        Missingno goes not just a level beyond that, he goes infinitely beyond that

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Brickgayry
    Begone, homos.

    Enter the Grug Club, where anyone who uses sheer fucking brute force to destroy their enemies can join. Requirements are that the character must use physical force, either punching, swords, guns, etc. to fight. Magic is not allowed unless it's very weak. Something like Samurai Jack's sword is acceptable, but not the Keyblade. No haxlets. Must be able to cleave a human being in half with a single strike. Must be physically strong, can't rely only on their weapon. Members include:
    >Guts
    >Doomguy
    >Trunks
    >Battle Beast
    >Boros
    >Saitama
    >Yuichiro Hanma
    >Yujiro Hanma
    >Baki Hanma
    >Jack Hanma
    >He-Man
    >Samurai Jack
    >Popeye
    >Hercules
    >Donkey Kong
    >Bardock
    >Kenpachi - Pending, debatable whether he is too magical or not
    >Kratos - Pending, debatable whether he is too magical or not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://negima.fandom.com/wiki/Jack_Rakan

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one has brought up that Cartoon Network owns Boomerang, which means Dexter can get scaled to Popeye

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He kinda needs to do something WITH Popeye that requires an appraisal of stats, my vsbw tourist fren

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh dimensions
    The entire DC cosmology is smaller than a sheet of paper. Shredder-sama solos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From our perspective, which is the same as the Writer's perspective, sure. I can pick up a comic book and I'm holding DC in my hands

      [...]
      [...]
      Doctor Fate, Pre Crisis Superman,Zatanna and Darkseid are now base Battle of Gods red God Goku level and infinitely below Strange, Thor, Wanda and Thanos.

      Batman who keks, manhathan and perpetua are Alien X and fire emblem heroes level
      and get shit on by Devil May Cry and FATE.

      Its over.

      I could see Fate, Superman, Zatanna and Darkseid killing Goku and vice versa depending on how they're written. But DMC and Fate? Come on now

      [...]
      >no argument
      Indeed, your cope is amazing
      SEETHE MOAR

      You didn't present an argument to be addressed. You outsourced a wishy washy "debunk" from the collective hivemind of another battle boarding think tank, and even then didn't provide anything of your own, not even paraphrasing.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rulers of Earth issue 25.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    B-Barry....They are too strong...
    Devil Homura and the Crimson Masked Saiyan are too strong for us....you have to reset the timeline, maybe then our universe will have the dimensions to fight off these infinite multiversal....monsters....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Devil Homura?
      >Sorry, was that important?

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stay down, DC MAGGOTS.
    Your puny multiverse is too weak to match me.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tourists and /dbs/ all over the shop
    This must mean DC will again HUMBLE DBchuds and Hispanics very soon!

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >B-But we're faster than G-Goku right DCsisters?

    BEYOND PRECOGNITION

    https://imgur.com/a/7V09dXa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fuck is this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        non-canon dragon ball ZEROES.
        Because the Jiren/Goku poster knows dc heroes like Superman solos their verse with ease otherwise.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Neat

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >posting literal fanfiction now
    Metro Man vs Omni Man posting was better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Metro Man is for Hancock

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Perpetua when she hears Vergil, Saber and Demifiend are back in town

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that really how it is for you, listchud? Hiding, tears and everything?
      Pretty SAD and fucked up, not gonna lie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute puppy. These threads could use more puppies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Doctor Fate when he learns that Umineko is in the same room as his verse

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE CHOSEN UNDEAD IS UNIVERSAL
    THE CHOSEN UNDREAD IS UNIVERSAL, CO THREAD!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is Swank's reasoning for universal CU? Not even VSBW has him at that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LOL HE POWERED THE FIRST FLAME XD!

        It's that thin and retarded, and if they apply that same retardation to Dova, he's what, multiversal?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Becoming tinder for the First Flame means you enkindled the fire that maintains the universe, according to Swan's fanfic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't. All it provides is the power of souls, allowing mankind to enhance themselves and match the power of dragons and giants
          How much of a total lorelet is Swan, exactly?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can watch the podcast episode if you want to see, anon.

            >First Flame maintains the universe
            >Anon and Swan forget that the world and universe existed before the flame with endless fog, archtrees, and eternal dragons (literally the first fucking cutscene)
            >Even if the flame fades, the world still exists, whether in an age of darkness or the great deep sea
            C'mon, anon

            I wasn't agreeing with Swan, anon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I saw it, and I see no virtue in simply repeating its retarded claims without addressing them

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Somebody asked for Swan's logic. Anon provided it. You're now attacking Anon for answering the question because...?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How is anon being attacked? By skewering Swan's retardation?
                Get a fucking grip, bitch

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, you're seething here because you know you'd never get his attention. Carry on.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, why is it about 'getting attention' for you?
                Is that what this extended and fruitless outburst is for? You need the attention?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >First Flame maintains the universe
          >Anon and Swan forget that the world and universe existed before the flame with endless fog, archtrees, and eternal dragons (literally the first fucking cutscene)
          >Even if the flame fades, the world still exists, whether in an age of darkness or the great deep sea
          C'mon, anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First Flame wank

        LOL HE POWERED THE FIRST FLAME XD!

        It's that thin and retarded, and if they apply that same retardation to Dova, he's what, multiversal?

        To put it lightly yeah. Possibly even nuttier depending on how nonsensical you want to go. Though on the same thing, I could see Swank going even harder to get CU to multiversal by going "oh uh, summons mean its technically multiversal because of weird space time dimension shit with it and stuff!"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think he tried, talking about Dark Souls 3.

        • 2 weeks ago
          DoctorGreen

          >"oh uh, summons mean its technically multiversal because of weird space time dimension shit with it and stuff!"
          that's hilarious

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i doubt a skinny japanese teenager could inflict high impact sexual violence on my person

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This doesn't make any sense. The First Flame in total isn't universal. The universe existed before the First Flame. It exists after the First Flame. DS 3 implies the Flame naturally goes off and on throughout the greater timeline of the universe.

          >"oh uh, summons mean its technically multiversal because of weird space time dimension shit with it and stuff!"
          that's hilarious

          This makes even less sense.

          Summons are from other others worlds, or timelines, or whatever, but those places have their own worlds and their own First Flames. Linking the Flame in your game doesn't mean it was linked in someone else's game.

          This is some looney tunes logic, even for Swan.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >That doesn't make any sense
            No shit. Just pointing out the retard logic Swan's trying to pull

          • 2 weeks ago
            DoctorGreen

            >This makes even less sense
            that's why it is hilarious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Test

  71. 2 weeks ago
    DoctorGreen

    >write down stupid stuff
    >others will defend it
    Bros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feers good, man!

  72. 2 weeks ago
    DoctorGreen

    :v

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 more weeks of this before the holding in your breath as the episode drops and cu wins.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's all a fakeout and they'll go into detail about how the first flame doesn't actually power/comprise the universe. I can hope, anyway.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Maybe it's all a fakeout and they'll go into detail about how Silver Chariot doesn't actually move at light speed. I can hope, anyway.
          mfw 1500x universal CU

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Please let me dream one more time. Please.

            What is this headcanon lore about Chosen Undead being unable to die? It's not stated anywhere in the game that undead are immortal. The bonfires act like places of power for undead, it's not a literal respawn point. That's just for gameplay purposes. We even see the corpses of some NPCs in DS3, like the ladder guy from DS2. Hell, in the DS3 DLC where you fight Sister Friede, she's an Ashen One like the player yet she perma dies in her fight. The only From Soft protag that is "immortal" is Sekiro.

            They really need to tard wrangle Swan or else this will be their biggest screwjob ever and we can safely dismiss any episode featuring Swan's favorite.

            Clearly we will need to resolve this with Dio vs Chosen Undead.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this headcanon lore about Chosen Undead being unable to die? It's not stated anywhere in the game that undead are immortal. The bonfires act like places of power for undead, it's not a literal respawn point. That's just for gameplay purposes. We even see the corpses of some NPCs in DS3, like the ladder guy from DS2. Hell, in the DS3 DLC where you fight Sister Friede, she's an Ashen One like the player yet she perma dies in her fight. The only From Soft protag that is "immortal" is Sekiro.

    They really need to tard wrangle Swan or else this will be their biggest screwjob ever and we can safely dismiss any episode featuring Swan's favorite.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We've been able to dismiss them for a while now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be proof they have no standards. If CU wins, Death Battle becomes vsbw level and it'll be shown that even Otto has less bias.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's already VSBW level. CU winning would actually going beyond VSBW level retarded because not even they have CU THAT wanked

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >CHIM is impressive, but the Chosen Undead scales above it because the researchers grew up under power lines.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that Goku and Superman solo all pedophile anime series

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goku kill himself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He either has fat toes or tiny toenails

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goku’s teacher is a pedophile and Clark has made out with a prepubescent girl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what? She's HOT!

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still replying like the attention seeking gay tourist he is

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, we'll see if this survives the night.

    [...]

    Move when needed, I guess.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    W-Warrior of Light N-No! Please dont! My 4D universe is too weak!

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