Lara is able to freeze a person in time with her powers.
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/TAYuyigIDl8CauNECY5g1FtcOFbxSjY7DOJRbHtse8gXg4NcnOjUl-VHza0Er5hY-AE3hWnfBg37=s0
What is the story behind all this Samus and cortana stuff? This is match I have literally never heated before and I think that is for good reason since one is a fricking disembodied ai.
>this damages Samus Aran
kek, bug level.
Fake news tbh. OG Metroid is an old game, and used archaic enemy designs and mechanics from the NES that carried over from the generations, where so much as bumping into you would cause you to take damage.
Metroid's lore and who and what Samus is capable of outside gameplay limitations only really came out post Super Metroid and even back then they were quick to throw out some wild info like her rush being supersonic. In the Manga, even her basic power suit was invulnerable to basic pirate infantry weapon (to say, it even reflected the blasts), and Ridley's room clearing, feet thick metal wall shattering plasma breath-beam does virtually no damage to her Varia suit. Yet in all games to come she's hurt but anything that is or comes from an enemy. Why? Likely to keep the game a functional game. Remember, the game came before the lore.
It's also very important to note, that in Metroid Fusion, the SA-X, a perfect clone of Samus' armor at "full power", is unharmed by nearly everything in the game, and they go as far to make this a plot point, being mentioned to you multiple times by AI-Adam.
Only the Charge+wave+wide+plasma* beam and screw attack** can harm the SA-X, and even then it takes near 20+ hits to down it with. I would also mention she asborbed the SA-X and seemingly became more durable than anything in the past but that point isn't without it's own logic/retcon flaws and has no part of this thread since that is post Other M. the SA-X being virtually immune to damage is relevant since it's copying what would be the Super Metroid and Other M versions of Samus' armor.
If Cortana can just hack anything with no limits, then why does Chief even exist? Why does he need to do shit like riding a bomb into the middle of a Covenant cruiser to blow it up, if Cortana could just disable the entire fleet from the MAC station? How was she getting outhacked by Gravemind, a fricking WORM?
>Then why does Chief exist?
What's she going to hack on a generic Halo battlefield? The plasma weapons aren't connected to anything. They aren't wired to a network. They aren't sending or receiving signals. The problem with Samus is that her suit absolutely does send and receive signals. Cortanna just needs to spoof the correct one and Chief auto-wins.
No, signals are a two-way street. This would only trigger a battle of willpower between Samus and a moronic fricking AI
Samus reverse-hacks the entire Halo network and ends their verse
Phazon instantly corrupting AI's, Samus being able to produce Phazon
2 years ago
Anonymous
So, no feats. Got it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Samus was able to mentally withstand levels of phazon corruption that instantly subverted AI's smarter than Cortana
So Cortana tries to hack Samus, she gets phazon-wrecked
2 years ago
Anonymous
>subverted AI's smarter than Cortana
Cortana was predicting lines from her successor at pinpoint precision in the future. There is nothing smarter than Cortana in fricking Metroid. lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well Chozo are, since they have invented stuff that just clowns all over the Halo universe
Scan visor. As another Anon already pointed out the one thing in the entire metroid franchise it couldn't hack, translate, decode, map out or analyze within seconds was the Luminoth language. Reading lore docs from hacking everything in sight is a big part of the exploration.
>that copy is far far slower
That's your fanfiction. she's a copy of the original.
This whole Cortana discussion is such grasping at straws tbh. Yes the personality of the ai is of the same person but you are being intentionally obtuse here because the abilities available to her as a part of MC's suit is not compatible to what she gets up to as a disembodied ai surfing the forerunner internet and she returns to chief functionally reduced to being the same as before that whole side adventure.
Samus was able to delete a hack in MP2 with a quick suit reboot that's a feat
So Samus deletes the hack using her ability, unequips the suit which she can do at will then goes ham on MC
Or she uses fusion suit or fully corrupted PED suit, both of which are organic and hack proof
Also drones that shoot energy blasts which also transmit light based hacking, again from prime 2.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>within seconds
Again, Cortana can do it within milliseconds. Samus is at a serious disadvantage here.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Milliseconds feat is only when she's connected to forerunner internet anon, MC's suit is nowhere near that
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Milliseconds feat is only when she's connected to forerunner internet
This isn't a thing.
Well Chozo are, since they have invented stuff that just clowns all over the Halo universe
Seems impressive...... wowah...... uhhh...... what exactly? You don't even know what the frick where the Chozo. Just some of the perks of being secondary Nintendo fans.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well, they created a planetary shield that could withstand a solar-mass black hole being tossed into it, destroying the black hole in the process without the planet being harmed, just the shield being disabled
2 years ago
Anonymous
This sounds like turbo wank. What game is this from?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Manga stuff
Yes it's turbo-wank, but so is all the cortana stuff
If we stick to just what everyone can do ingame we end up with Samus and MC slugging it out, which is more than likely a Samus win
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Manga stuff
So, not canon, unlike all of the stuff from the Halo comics, novels and games. Gotcha.
And it's not wank, Cortana did take over the entire Galaxy.
>You absolutely BTFO me, so I just shitpost.
As I said :
What. An. Easy. Win.
Here's another one for you. The power armor is part of Samus body, she can undress it but it's always there ready to be activated again.
Also, Chief probably wins if we rule out the non canon manga toilet paper. I kinda forgot that shit isn't canon....
2 years ago
Anonymous
>My out of game stuff ? Canon. Yours ? Not canon.
Lmao the absolute state of Halo fanboys >MC could win if we cherry pick
Yeah, we get it : Samus absolutely murderstomps MC.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Isn't that Manga non canon, while Halo novels are closer to EU shit back when it was canon?
2 years ago
Anonymous
The EU was rulled as non canon by Disney themselves. I'm not sure what's their stand about it right now, but it's probably still not canon or in between that.
Halo's novels, depend. The recent ones are all canon. Everything post Halo 4 especially.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The EU was rulled as non canon by Disney themselves.
But before the Disney buyout, the EU was canon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>turbo wank
In a "who would win" discussion ?!
Never heard of that before.
2 years ago
Anonymous
A lot of what chozo are capable of is simply inferred fanon. There is a lot of power scaling off of technology they leave behind. Apparently, Samus's suit with all it's many MANY wild features ranging from time dilation to being summon/unsummonable to black hole generation and being able to interact with intangible entities is only considered a "scout suit," by some metric so the logic goes that you must then imagine what everything else must be like! (featless)
There built a observatory system that could watch other galaxies and send drone/satellites to other galaxies almost instantly. It was still working after 1500 years.
Can turn matter into energy with 100% efficiency and stay conscious on energy form.
Planetary shields emitted from a village that stands up to the priorly mentioned black hole.
1000s of years of precognition to leave stuff lying around for samus to pick up.
What we may also assume they had because less advanced groups have:
Cloaking tech for infantry, teleport, materials that are invulnerable to "all know weapons", replicator-lite fabrication(or data-to-matter conversion Pokemon style, Fusion isn't clear), planet vaporizing bombs on civilian space station, black hole hand guns, guns that shot mini suns, neutrino guns, antimatter guns, opening portals to an antimatter universe, shields that absorb energy from weapons, etc.
All in all they are big unknowns, so Nintendo gives their ruins all plot device/Deus Ex Machina tech.
Also notable is that they're pretty good at magic, and their expertise in that field is explicitly referred to as being in balance with their technological abilities.It's goof to note that the Chozo were aware of their civilization's long and slow collapse long before it happened, but accepted it. They instead sought to achieve some sort of spiritual ascension as they slowly died out while leaving the universe a better place for the next races to come along.
*shrugs*
2 years ago
Anonymous
don't forget the metroids themselves as achievement
against an unprepared opponent they are terrifyingly effective, a creature that can use any form of energy to strengthen itself to the point only cold (aka absence of energy) can hurt them
that's not something most settings are really in any position to deal with, least of all if taken unaware
You know, thinking about this, yeah. Adam can remotely shut down Samus' suit. Cortanna just needs to spoof the signal. That shouldn't be hard for her to do.
>Unfortunately
Why do people want Gojo vs Makima so badly? They've got no connections, Makima's moveset doesn't work at all with Gojo's moveset, and there's about four better JJK vs CSM MU's.
>Why do people want Gojo vs Makima so badly?
From what I've been told it's because their series got popular around the same time which made people compare them and casuals don't know better matchups for either, seems it's like another "meta fanbase war" matchup.
According to r*dd-t these are the connections >"Teachers of main protagonists infused a demon of rivaling series where demonic creatures are created by negative humans emotion, have immense powers that make them one of the strongest characters in the series, but do have dark side"
but I won't be surprised if they turn out to be fake and the community is just making shit up again.
This pisses me off so badly.
1. Makima was never Denji's teacher, she was his boss, and even then she barely batted an eye at him.
2. Curses and Devils are so fricking different it's not even funny. A CURSE is formed through human hatred and general negative emotions, a DEVIL is born through fear. Not hatred, not disdain nothing like that, ONLY fear.
3. Makima's "dark side" is literally just her normal self, and do they seriously think Gojo attempting to bring down the current, corrupt old men that are the main leaders of the JJK world is dark? Jesus fricking Christ I hate these homosexuals.
To this day, the only thing that can make me really seethe is blatant lies in a "thematic" MU.
As a CSM fan and an JJK tolerator I must say all the supposed "connections" people bring up for this are entirely and 100% false
Still like the MU tho, Gojo deffo has better but none of Makima's alts convince me, also this has Makima ryonakino which is always a plus
>but none of Makima's alts convince me
I am a firm believer of Makima and Denji (with all contracts and Hero Of Hell) vs Ansem and Riku (KH1 and COM only). Not only is it a fairish fight if you exclude Ansem's giant monster ship, it'd be a good tag team battle.
There's also shit like Makima vs Jesse or Purple Man.
Nobody wants to see toonshit on Death Battle except autists with no taste.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Said the autist with no taste
Drop your list of MU's.
No way toongay. You have to go back:
https://m.youtube.com/c/AnimationRewind
You too b***h, let's see'em.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Han Solo vs Captain Kirk >Cole vs Alex >Jax vs Guile >Omni-Man vs Bardock >Kraven the Hunter vs The Predator >Galactus vs Unicron >Crona vs Shiro >Jason Voorhess vs Michael Myers >Nemesis vs Pyramid Head
There you go, pussy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Anon, these are just highly requested matchup's, this is vanilla if it took the form of an MU list. You can't call someone an autist with bad taste and then show the most barebones list of fights.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I dunno about you anon, I'd rather have vanilla rather than shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Anon, your vanilla has obscured the flavor of the shit you're eating
Begone, ignoramus
2 years ago
Anonymous
>"NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO USE MY IMAGINATION AND DO SOMETHING OUT OF THE BOX! I WANT TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!"
Thank you for showing everyone how boring you are.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Toonforce characters aren't very interesting or "out of the box" in DB. It's just using characters that are solely made to make people laugh being put on a show they have no business in. And if they can't die while also being very inconsistent with their abilities then what's the point?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You can't call someone an autist with bad taste and then show the most barebones list of fights. >calling cool interesting fights a shit ton of people want to see barebones
Toongays really do have garbage taste in matchups.
Anon, your vanilla has obscured the flavor of the shit you're eating
Begone, ignoramus
Go back to Cartoon Fight Club.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Eat my shit, homosexual redditBlack person
2 years ago
Anonymous
cool interesting fights a shit ton of people want to see barebones
Because they literally are. They're not bad fights, they're fights anyone and everyone thinks of when they hear the words "Death Battle", it is EXTREMELY vanilla.
Toonforce characters aren't very interesting or "out of the box" in DB. It's just using characters that are solely made to make people laugh being put on a show they have no business in. And if they can't die while also being very inconsistent with their abilities then what's the point?
>He thinks DB is a big boys club show
That explains it. Did you cry out in anger cause of Scrooge being in a Death Battle? Open your eyes and realize that this show isn't as grown and serious as you think it is, you're making yourself look dumb.
Just face it man. Stain is going to get Butchered by Butcher.
>Denounces AND debunks every single piece of wank anon throws my way >He runs out of arguments and copies a line from Otto
I won. Next time read the comic and formulate your own opinion, don't be a blog reading b***h.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Stain defender is the fricking stupid toongay
Like everyone has said here, go back to fricking Cartoon Fight Club you miserable moronic autist.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>UNABLE to refute any of my debunKINGS >Resorts to childish insults and yelling "l-leave!"
Hilarious. Like I said, READ the comic you FOOL.
>They're not bad fights, they're fights anyone and everyone thinks of when they hear the words "Death Battle", it is EXTREMELY vanilla.
Only shitheads like you think that fights with great potential to be excellent are "vanilla". In fact, you're hypocritical because a handful of your matchups would also be considered "vanilla" like Goku vs Sailor Moon and Rogue Squadron vs Starfox. A lot of your other ones are shit because they're not creative or fun in a webshow like this, they're either redundant, boring, or nonthematic.
>Your matchups
Huh? I'm not even the anon who posted the original MU list. >Only shitheads like you think that fights with great potential to be excellent are "vanilla".
How did you quote what I said, and then still manage to get it wrong. I said the fights are GOOD, but they're still normal as frick MU's that are common. The reason why that anon is a brainlet is because he wanted to act as if his tastes were somehow superior to toongays, but in reality he's not thinking about anything original or special. He has NO say in what can be a good MU.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Read the comic toongay.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>They're not bad fights, they're fights anyone and everyone thinks of when they hear the words "Death Battle", it is EXTREMELY vanilla.
Only shitheads like you think that fights with great potential to be excellent are "vanilla". In fact, you're hypocritical because a handful of your matchups would also be considered "vanilla" like Goku vs Sailor Moon and Rogue Squadron vs Starfox. A lot of your other ones are shit because they're not creative or fun in a webshow like this, they're either redundant, boring, or nonthematic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Being this pissed he talks the wrong anon who didn't put up the list
Time for bed kiddo, you'll get em next time!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Says the guy obsessed with toons.
2 years ago
Anonymous
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[...] >toongay(s) still present
I'm going to need more dip!
Claiming we're obsessed when you're the ones going REEEEEEE NO TOONS IN MY DEATH BATTLE REEEEEEE
...Sure you keep thinking I'm the obsessed one.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Dip and seethe!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Anon, these are just highly requested matchup's, this is vanilla if it took the form of an MU list. You can't call someone an autist with bad taste and then show the most barebones list of fights.
Anon, your vanilla has obscured the flavor of the shit you're eating
Begone, ignoramus
Dragon Ball was barely Island level before the Saiyans came in, and wasn't even universe level until Super, the frick are you talking about?
>Those universes are incredibly more limited and grounded.
...I'd like to know what you're smoking and can I have some?
>Being this pissed he talks the wrong anon who didn't put up the list
Time for bed kiddo, you'll get em next time!
>toongay(s) still present
I'm going to need more dip!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Anon posts a cartoon reaction image on the cartoon board >Some moron calls him a toongay despite not even interacting with the other conversation going on
Maybe these threads should be moved to trash, it'd at least scare the midwits away.
>Bowser vs Eggman >Mewtwo vs Cell >BlackWarGreymon vs Bass.exe >Dormammu vs Trigon >Android 17 vs Cyborg >Generator Rex vs Blue Beetle >Gorr vs Goku Black >Batkek vs Doom >Sora vs Shulk >MODOK vs Hector Hammond >King K Rool vs Blackbeard >Boros vs Battlebeast
Between Captain Smiley and Matt Hazard? Well... >Their games are satirical about their mediums (Smiley's game satirizes comic books while Matt does video games) >Both are practically washed up celebrities no one cares about anymore and they try to revive their careers >Both are responsible for ruining their own careers
Overall both are meta action heroes trying to save their stardom.
Honestly your fight could happen at some point if Primal hype keeps growing, Mononoke girl is his only somewhat popular opponent anyways, I predict it'll be a DBC at the very least.
More importantly, does it have ryonakino or not?
Unironically, how did they manage to turn Cable vs Booster, a fight between characters who are normally stuck at mid tier, into some sort of clash between heralds?
He explicitly was given those powers. In the analysis, they noted the force field prevents ALL energy transfer, hard-countering Cable's machine-savant abilities
Only if by "broken" you mean that it gets "broken by everyone and their mother".
2 years ago
Anonymous
>posts no proof
Cope and seethe, Black person
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Cope and s- ACK
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
>dressed in yellow >bodied by someone who can't affect yellow
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
>3 forcefield belts from 3 different Braniac 5's >just a roadbump for Superchad Prime
2 years ago
Anonymous
forgot the picrel
Anon you know the Yellow Weakness hasn't been a thing longer than most of the posters here have been alive right?
Speedreader-anon, you do know that the events of this comic take place before Hal got his ring, when the weakness was still in place?
In fact, do you not see how Skeet literally says on the very first panel that yellow is still a weakness for Lanterns of that era, and abuses that weakness by ramming Sinestro and drawing blood from him?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>"Please don't hit me again, Ultra-CHAD, my forcefield can't withstand your hits for long"
2 years ago
Anonymous
Anon you know the Yellow Weakness hasn't been a thing longer than most of the posters here have been alive right?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>dressed in yellow >bodied by someone who can't affect yellow
She can hack an entire Covenant fleet, and even improve their weapons while she's at it.
So all this fresh memeshit has been predicated on chief fans trying to reinvent the LONG history of this fight having precident of understanding that Chief V Samus is a mismatch of colossal proportions on the basis that cortana would hack and invalidate the magic pseudo-biology-technology suit made and dismissed from the wearer's willpower.
How fast is Cortana at hacking shit? What's stopping Samus from instantly btfoing Chief?
Literally nothing is stopping that btfo-ing. She wouldn't even need the suit to do it if we're all going to go play along with this new hacking spin on things.
>to reinvent the LONG history of this fight having precident of understanding that Chief V Samus is a mismatch of colossal proportions
Exactly, like it's so fricking weird. Why do Samusgays think Chief is anywhere close to being as weak as she is? It's just an unfair fight man, MC shouldn't just shitstomp Samus like he does.
Scarily enough, Chief's predecessor is even stronger
You badly misread what i posted or have not been around vs for any time at all. The precident is that Samus cleaves through anything in halo like a hot knife through air up until around a forerunner war sphinx. The
Also going back into the hack talk it is a wholey fair anecdote to mention Samus' suit doesn't exactly have the best track record when it comes to resisting hacks/magical corruption but the effects were not catastrophic. We see that attempts to hack the suit's OS does not lead to it or Samus locking up it only disables the armcannon and viser hud frazzles out for a few sec before a quick reboot purges the offending program (not that she needs the armcannon to win) the hacking program in question comes from a robot built by a psionic species that could be considered a close to near equal match to the Chozo. There was a chapter of the manga where magnetic storm that fries all electronics on Samus's ship does not affect her suit in any way and she walks around outside the shit unaffected.
I should also mention as an anecdote that her armor is also apparently a heavyweight at hacking as well eeing that it can and does invade absolutely every system or terminal that a player so much as glances at and she actually uses it to hack the space pirates generator to destroy the planet that one time.
No I understand what you're saying. Samus gets hard fricked by Chief's arsenal, hacking capabilities and general power. I mean it makes sense, she's a pretty weak character and doesn't have a lot going on for her, so I get why everyone knows MC stomps. It just feels like such a mismatch, like Chief vs Slayer cause he fricking destroyed Doom in that fight.
Master Chief is weird because the book and game chief are two different characters feat wise
In the books Chief has Carbon Fiber wrist blades, a hacking drone that can basically inject cortana into anything from any distance, can "Punch a spaceship across the skyline" and can snipe several kilometers away without the use of a scope while moving on the back of a warthog.
Meanwhile game chief dies if he just stumbles or gets blindsided
>Master Chief is weird because the book and game chief are two different characters feat wise
Anon that's like 90% of game characters that get comics.
In the InFamous comics, Cole was hounding on a guy who ate energy just as effectively as he could, react fast enough to reflect rockets, and could drop lightning powerful enough to drill a clean hole through a helicarrier. In the first game he got beaten and outsmarted by an old man trash wizard.
There really is no counter argument. If space fed Adam can shut Samus down with a remote Cortanna isn't going to have a problem at all. It's like Daredevil vs Nightwing where DD has all the physical advantages but Dick has an easy win button.
Pretty fast judging by how she hacked teleporters and whatnot.
wait has Cortana ever hacked into anything semi-organic?
That would be a good argument if Adam and his remote didn't exist. Samus can not only be hacked but hacked easily, with external commands completely overriding any internal control over the suit.
but that was Pre-Fusion before her suit became semi-organic
2 years ago
Anonymous
>semi
That's one heck of a cope isn't it? Semi also means not fully organic. And by the by, she even has a suit made of light. Do you know who else can manipulate light constructs?
Samus dies inside her fricking suit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Between Samus's counterhacking measures and the fact you need to physically touch her to hack her (see MP2) the issue is simple: MC doesn't live long enough for Cortana to hack her
Not to mention that her suit's functions have never been taken over by another entity only temporarily disabled (as in matter of seconds at best)
And yes, a single shot from Samus is sufficient to kill MC outright, difference in power between their weapons is that high
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Not to mention that her suit's functions have never been taken over by another entity only temporarily disabled
This is a terrible argument to use. All you basically said was "Samus has never had to deal with being fully hacked" and surprise surprise, Cortona can do just that. Thank you for digging Samus's grave.
2 years ago
Anonymous
but the light suit is pre-Fusion and she doesn't really keep any of her Prime suits
2 years ago
CapeworldComics
I did not consider that. Did Cortanna ever hack gravemind?
The refutation is that Samus has displayed hacking with the scan visor at the same level or possibly even faster than Cortana did at any point she was connected to MC
Remember that anything beyond her being an assistant, makes her a separate character entirely and thus not relevant for deathbattle rules, MC can't sic later games Cortana on Samus any more than Samus can sic the baby metroid on MC
A character of your choice is locked in a house with the following things looking to kill them. For 24 hours in this runaround of modern horror’s trend of making the danger be a "You have to navigate around X's ruleset" puzzle.
>A Weeping Angel (Dr who)
https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Weeping_Angel >Observing it keeps the creature motionless. If you can't see it the creature can touch them and they’ll die.
>A bird box entity (Bird box)
https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Creatures_(Bird_Box) >If you see it you have a nice day.
>The Entity (It Follows)
https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/The_Entity_(It_Follows) >An unstoppable monster that walks slowly in pursuit of the character wearing the guise of a human form and always knows where they are.
>The invisible man (2020 film)
https://universalstudios.fandom.com/wiki/The_Invisible_Man_(2020_film) >A man in an invisibility suit.
>Truth or Dare (2017 Film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth_or_Dare_(2017_film) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlkPEh4SQq0&ab_channel=NerdExplains (This video gives a better overview for each dare than the wiki page or what I can fit in a summary)
The 2 day timeline shrinks to 24 hours. The character has to speak every truth/act out each dare including prologue roof jump/acid. The film's gas station temporarily is made to exist outside for 'rob a gas station', 'get run over by a car' allows the character to exit the house temporarily. "Kill her" and 'make out with maddie' will generate those characters to kill/make out with respectively.
Death Angel (A Quiet place)
https://aquietplace.fandom.com/wiki/Death_Angels >A monster that will only be able to attack if the character reveals themself by sound.
A Tethered copy of themself (Us)
https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Tethered >A clone of the chosen character trying to replace them.They have identical powers but not identical equipment. In fact, they are buck naked.
None of the monster abilities at play will interfere with each other.
He wouldn't have to technically fight his Us self, remember that they still mirror the original to some degree, so he could force it to partake in the same meditation he does or kill it if a challenge from Truth or Dare allows it to happen.
The things like The bird box entity, The Entity and A Weeping Angel would be his biggest problems, but if he's allowed his regular powers with the rule that he can't just blow everything up, he can fairly easily avoid/detect them. The challenges from TOD are a different story though.
I've said it before but Ant-Man is tailor made for this challenge. His small size can hide him from basically all the threats (unless you can bring up an example of any of those monsters noticing an ant sized object or smaller).
On top of that, his suit and just general superhuman stats will let him do the truth or dare challenges with ease. And seeing as how the suit is equipment, that doppelganger monster will be absolutely nothing compared to Hank or even Scott.
Hank would do better obviously, cause comics and 3000iq, but Scott would also manage very easily.
>Weapon: "She's switched transmitters. Re-routing the power through that one. This isn't good. The connection is sentient. It's searching for something."
Not actually the same as hacking the universe and more to the point the form of cortana that does that is long separated from chief. I stopped caring about halo after 4 but even I know that Cortana has been off doing her own thing developing into a super AI network(?) taking over the forerunner's shit(?) for a long time now. The cortana that people think of as being stored in a chip in the chief's head is wildly disconnected from that.
So far as electronic warfare goes, the only thing seen in any of the Metroid games that even comes close to giving Samus trouble are some hardlight drones built by the Luminoth which fire energy blasts which also impart some kind of virus which causes less than ten seconds of interface screwery before the suit basically laughs it off. Keep in mind that the Luminoth are every bit as advanced as the Chozo were, and, while the Chozo are rather lacking in feats for scale, they're generally considered to be at least equal if not more advanced than what the forerunners had going on. Hacking is always a headache to debate, but the visor is able to access a variety of species' systems. Not enough to conclusively determine though since we don't know how it does so.
For the scan visor and 'counter hacking' I remember the only thing in the entire franchise it couldn't hack, translate, decode, or analyze within seconds was the Luminoth's written language.
>more to the point the form of cortana that does that is long separated from chief
lol > I stopped caring about halo after 4
Cortana is still with Chief. Yes, that same Cortana that took over the Mantle of Responsibility. Yes, no, there's nothing anywhere close to this in Metroid and you even admit it so >while the Chozo are rather lacking in feats for scale
Swank already said in Wanda vs Zatanna that at the highest levels both Marvel and DC have X's for size. It means that anything with a given number as a size (I'm looking at you, SCPgays) even a number cribbed from a popsci youtube video on transfinites, gets creamed.
Does chief win without her? No he only wins with her. He's like her digimon partner. Chief and cortana should fight another space marine with an ai companion.
Let me just drop this >Listen up gayS >The Security Officer was made to stop all power level wankery. Millions of goddamn years ago, an alien race that could destroy solar systems without batting an eyelash got so pissed off they threw the physical manifestation of motherfricking CHAOS, timeless beings that broke the very rules of nature as part of their nature, into the motherfricking sun. Were they phased? Frick no; while still imprisoned inside that shit ass b***h of a star they flayed all of motherfricking TIME. Imagine that for a second, these buttholes were taking a leisurely swim inside the raging heart of a gas giant and just decided to frick up the course of history. >Eons later, a cyborg Security Officer built as the culmination of humanity's destructive knowledge and potential comes along with an immortal and hyper-complex AI in his brain and merges its data core with an AI from the alien race. Now he's got a fricking Infinity Gauntlet installed in his brain that lets him RESET TIME over and over and over again until he finds a scenario in which he can beat the primordial creature that was chaos itself. He is DESTINED to win every fricking fight against whatever buttholes you put him against, because he WILLS that to be the case. >No amount of "muh rip and tear," Chozo whatever the frick technology, or even Bungie's own half-assed retreads of their own property (with Halo and Destiny) stand up to the Security Officer. He kills fricking eldritch things that are the manifestations of UNIVERSAL CONCEPTS. Shove your power levels up your fricking asses and never forget Durandal.
>Marvel references >Uses "frick" every sentence >Constant emphasis on random shit >Le hardcore epic backstory
Whoever wrote this is either a child, moronic, trying way too hard or all three. Either way, he loses to Master Chief.
I don't even think Samu's antivirus is comparable to the one the Banisher's flagship assault carrier ship had. And Isabelle fully hacked that entire ship as well every drone they had.
All covie tech has backdoors for forerunner technology interface. It’s part of why that shit (and forerunner tech as well) gets hacked as easily as it does.)
I don’t know how you are supposed to compare that to the hacking power of energy weapon light blasts from the civ of pocket universe residing moths who’s written language is indecipherable to
Consider that light can only travel the length of Tokyo Tower in 1 microsecond which is 1 millionth of a second
Now consider that a picosecond is one trillionth of a second.
Wait, how can Samus’s suit even get hacked in the first place? She doesn’t rely on any sort of AI or network for the suit’s functions; it’s a purely mechanical suit. That’s like saying Cortana could hack a Harley-Davidson motorcycle.
Bullshit, MOM isn’t cano- >look it up >it actually is
Welp, she’s fricked then. Man, even years later, that game just keeps fricking over the series in every way it can.
>Cortana at no point hacks any of MC's robotic enemies before they can hit him
All he needs to do is to stall some time before they reach maximum wank with Samus.
Stall for some time is incredibly dangerous against Samus since she can and will just fire a shield and armor penetrating beam straight at his brainstem.
Really the fight would be between Samus and Cortana with MC being a ball'n chain around her legs.
Makes the fight kinda disappointing no matter what, maybe Samus vs Doomslayer is better since at least he might actually survive a few hits?
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's still hilarious that Captain Titus is still one of the most interesting opponents for Samus.
Exactly what I'm talking about. It's --the-- reason Samus loses.
When your suit can be controlled and shut down via a remote electronic signal and you're fighting a super AI able to electronically communicate with alien spaceships, you are fricked. Cortanna just has do to basic irl hacking shit in order to win, she doesn't even need to dip into sci-fi bullshit.
Wait, so how does Cortana counter Doom Slayer, then? I think Vega was just in charge of the human facilities, not anything actually tied to Slayer’s suit.
>Samus can fight Ridley >Ridley can keep up with Samus's ship >Samus's ship can reach the edge of the universe in a short amount of time in the manga
easy
Notes on the latest podcast: >Ben doesn't know anything about Chainsaw Man or Jujutsu Kaisen >Today's guest is DJTiki, might have let slip he researched Pac-Man >DudebladeX is a humorless muppet >DJ arguing for Gojo, Swan for Makima >Swan thinks the debate is interesting, is not a raw power debate >Swan thinks Gojo would be affected by the Japanese citizen contract, would not be able to last for all of Makima's lives >DJ says Gojo outstats Makima >DJ is notably much better at this than most of the other guests >Dj brings up JK Binding Vows, thinks there's a way around the Japanese citizen contract by way of indirect attacks >Swan thinks Unlimited Void is too different from what actually beat Makima to work to the same end (Chainsaw Man eating her out of love which didn't apparently count as an attack) >Swan says Future Devil would give Makima perfect information, DJ counters that the Six Eyes would let Gojo do the same by interpreting cursed/negative energy >Swan tries the argument that Makima doesn't have the negative emotions needed to be tracked through negative energy >Chad says both info gathering abilities work on each other, for simplicity >Swan says Makima can bypass Infinity using her control stuff, she sees everyone as inferior >DJ says Hollow Purple can wipe Makima from existence, Swan says Makima's contract would just count this as one kill or she would just dodge >Gojo's speed feat is scaling from a misinterpreted meteor feat (gives arbitrary speed for a pulled meteor, somehow gets mach 25) >Makima's speed feat is Gun Devil scaling (mach 100-500), DJ says somehow the Gun Devil's bullets are slower than the Gun Devil itself >Some debate about Makima vs Gun Devil >DJ says Gojo's brain refresh thing would make him immune to Makima's control >Next Death Battle coming next week, and hints for others >Research group appears to be a unified front, has to convince production >Get the impression Ben and Chad are interested at least >Gojo wins the podcast episode
>Today's guest is DJTiki, might have let slip he researched Pac-Man
Luigibros... his redemption is coming, we fricking won >DudebladeX is a humorless muppet
Who and why >Next Death Battle coming next week, and hints for others
What the frick? The actual episode or just the trailer?
>Who and why
Some jackass in the chat who told them to stop joking around and socializing and get to the debate. >What the frick? The actual episode or just the trailer?
Just the trailer, sorry if that was unclear.
Capeshit should be in the free space, speaking honestly. >Positive square
Episode where both characters are from completely new series >Negative square
Character is implausibly FTL >Neutral square
Ryona ending
Capeshit should be in the free space, speaking honestly. >Positive square
Episode where both characters are from completely new series >Negative square
Character is implausibly FTL >Neutral square
Ryona ending
At least it gave us the best RYONAKINO in a while
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Uh oh viewsgay is at it again
fricking ryonagay at it again
as if ruining the thread the other day had not been enough
2 years ago
Anonymous
You misunderstand, anon. That list was of shit I hate, not things I want.
>>DJ says Hollow Purple can wipe Makima from existence, Swan says Makima's contract would just count this as one kill or she would just dodge
Here's the problem with this, and also why I hate DB "researchers".
Hollow Purple doesn't erase shit from existence, it just erases. And Makima's contract doesn't even work as "a death is transferred to someone else", it works by converting her death into an illness or accident, so her "lives" don't just end after killing her a couple million times. Something like this is so basic and easy to understand, and they managed to get it wrong.
In DJ's defense, we have seen Swan knowingly hide information and treat this as a game. He's probably doing the same. On the other hand, they said Jon Talbain did karate when it's fairly obvious his deal was Jeet Kune Do.
>hey said Jon Talbain did karate when it's fairly obvious his deal was Jeet Kune Do.
How do you even manage to frick something like that up. Do they think 'belt = karate'.
TLDR: Gun Devil's bullets turn cities into glass floors, and can reach said cities in seconds.
https://mangadex.org/chapter/715c9b1c-ea8f-4b2e-a7d8-0d8617083180/5
https://mangadex.org/chapter/86983846-64a7-4257-b8d4-1eb7bbb87735/12
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Tiki is the worst researcher I've ever seen. Worse even than cartoon fight club. I have no idea why they hired him. I guess he's one of their old friends or something.
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Question though, is Makima's thing like a big wave of erasure? Wouldn't that make Makima "die" every moment she spends in it? That could quickly burn through all of Japan.
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What did the bullets do?
>Question though, is Makima's thing like a big wave of erasure? Wouldn't that make Makima "die" every moment she spends in it?
If you meant Gojo then yes, it is basically just a massive ball of erasure. But Makima doesn't need to sit in the same place she "died" in order to come back, since she can teleport around freely. It'd burn through some lives and put plenty of people into car accidents sure, but like I mentioned before it's not a one to one 'I die you die' thing.
The first time it appeared the location was entirely unknown, but the second time, when it was summoned by the US president, it appeared in Nikaho City, so pretty close to Makima. Within one second it managed to kill at least 100 people. They were all 1,500 meters close to GD.
Within two seconds, when it was 500KM away from Makima, it managed to kill another 100+ people at the very least. Keep in mind I'm saying "100" as a lowball because I'm not going to count every single name present.
253 (23x11) people, if it's just the names in that picture
2 years ago
Anonymous
And picrel was the first second he started shooting.
>Shooting from Japan >0.4 seconds to Hawaii >2 seconds to Mexico >3 minutes, 30 seconds to the Soviet Union
...Huh?
The seconds just mean how long he was firing at the place, not how long it took to get there.
from Japan
That's something they never specified for the first time he showed up, he could've been shooting from Connecticut for all I know, but in the pic I showed, which is the second time he appeared, he's in Japan and firing exclusively at Japan.
I can see why they think the bullets are faster than the meteor Gojo scales to, especially since that meteor was moving slow as shit.
>hey said Jon Talbain did karate when it's fairly obvious his deal was Jeet Kune Do.
How do you even manage to frick something like that up. Do they think 'belt = karate'.
Tiki is the worst researcher I've ever seen. Worse even than cartoon fight club. I have no idea why they hired him. I guess he's one of their old friends or something.
>>DJ says Hollow Purple can wipe Makima from existence, Swan says Makima's contract would just count this as one kill or she would just dodge
Here's the problem with this, and also why I hate DB "researchers".
Hollow Purple doesn't erase shit from existence, it just erases. And Makima's contract doesn't even work as "a death is transferred to someone else", it works by converting her death into an illness or accident, so her "lives" don't just end after killing her a couple million times. Something like this is so basic and easy to understand, and they managed to get it wrong.
Question though, is Makima's thing like a big wave of erasure? Wouldn't that make Makima "die" every moment she spends in it? That could quickly burn through all of Japan.
of the fictional bullet has feats then the fictional bullet can be faster then a regular one
I don't know, never read Chainsaw Man or even seen anything from it I'm just assuming it's probably magical or some shit like the magic bullets from Hellsing
Basically everyone on the research team was a g1 back on ye olde screwattack forum days. Hell, like 50% of the g1 blog group were also there.
Which makes me wish I had the foresight to archive some of those threads. Not to cancel anybody or anything, but there were absolutely dozens of times someone either had a meltdown or they wanked a character so much it stuck with me years later.
Some dude REALLY argued the hell out of star level Wii Fit Trainer.
>Which makes me wish I had the foresight to archive some of those threads.
the first two seasons' research blogs got nuked, unfortunately
likely under RT's orders, to cover up for the fact that Tifa vs Yang was rigged
Close. He decided to scale her to Miis, since she trains them and all. But to him ALL MIIS were canon, so he just composited them. So all the wacky physical shit they do in any game (ie Wii Party, Wii Play, random 3rd party games that used miis, etc) were fair play for scaling Wii Fit Trainer.
I don't remember much more than that, other than he wanted WFT vs Ryu (SF btw) And he always said the fight was close due to Ryu scaling to Akuma and Asura, which put him and wii fit trainer close-ish in stats.
Why aren't we worried about Samus hacking Cortana?
I mean, scan visor has pulled off some serious BS in that regard as well, even hacking things that don't have wireless connections, somehow
well 2 seconds of scan visor and Samus knows exactly how to defeat Cortana through bird magic so the threat of her doing something like that actually exists
well that or just infect her with Phazon, since we know that somehow infects AI
>that copy is far far slower
That's your fanfiction. she's a copy of the original.
2 years ago
Anonymous
not in abilities apparently given she doesn't actually display anything like that
Also we're kind of running into another problem, namely, Samus can just delete the hack at will, unequip her armor and beat MC that way
I mean if we're taking outlier feats then Samus can jump 20ft into the air on a plant with 998 times earth's gravity without her suit to help her
2 years ago
Anonymous
>not in abilities
The burden of proof is yours not mine. It's an exact copy. Prove it to me, with a real source that she doesn't have the same capabilities. >Samus can just delete the hack at will
The only problem you're runing to is me asking for feats and you being unable to provide any.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Samus was able to delete a hack in MP2 with a quick suit reboot that's a feat
So Samus deletes the hack using her ability, unequips the suit which she can do at will then goes ham on MC
Or she uses fusion suit or fully corrupted PED suit, both of which are organic and hack proof
2 years ago
Anonymous
So in the end, she'll have to fight Chief naked. She loses. Thought, I honestly doubt she can outhack Cortana. The feats aren't there.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>So in the end, she'll have to fight Chief naked. She loses
that's the funny thing
Samus fighting MC naked is still a win for Samus because she's that superhuman compared to him
Also it's not naked, she's got access to her sidearm, which lets her just snatch any of MC's weapons out of his hands and shoot him dead with it because she's superhumanly faster and stronger than him
2 years ago
Anonymous
Naked Samus is to MC what MC is to normal humans.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Not answering about the high end armor-less Samus
Damn, what an easy win.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well, you think you can outhack a character that's able to hack an entire Covenant fleet. While showing 0 feats of such.
You're still the one holding the burden of proof so I'm free to shitpost a bit. And lets not even talk about the possibility of having Samus hacking Samus ship as well. She can multitask.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>>And lets not even talk about the possibility of having Samus hacking Samus ship as well >Samus is so fast she can hack her own ship AND fight MC at the same time
Halobros....I'm starting to get kinda scared.....
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ship isn't involved anon,
And Samus can reset her suit, that's literally an ingame ability and she can withdraw her suit using her willpower, again, something that can't be suppressed by hacking it
Oh and there's always hyper mode, while she's in phazon hyper mode only phazon powered things can affect her, she's literally invulnerable to all other things
Basically at best you can force Samus to unequip her suit which still ends up with a loss for MC, at worst you can't even do that and MC dies faster
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You absolutely BTFO me, so I just shitpost.
As I said :
What. An. Easy. Win.
just spammed their inbox with 05 X-Men vs Teen Titans, Nero vs Hellboy, Raphael vs Rash, XJ9 vs Robot Boy, and Jackie Estacado vs James Heller, with 40 alternate accounts, you can thank me later
Wait since the whole remote control thing is only applicable to the suit used in MoM doesn't that mean, since this suit gets remodeled in later games, that this no longer applies?
She can't get hacked in games after that.
Honestly, DB's biggest problem is that they don't ever think of the mentality of the fighters involved. They're not going to start with a trump card after knowing all of their foes weaknesses
1. Both characters have a sociopathic desire to not only beat but kill their opponents.
2. They absolutely will lead with their trump card out of the gate.
This isn't always reflected in the fights, because it would make for some fights that end in a second, but its how they figure the winner behind the scenes.
If a train hit Juggernaut, Juggernaut would move for the same reason he moves while the planet spins--a force acts on him. Negating that force requires him exerting his superstrength against it.
If Superman isn't actively working against him, Batman could make him flinch by punching him.
Technically all flightless characters should flinch when they get a direct hit by someone with super strength even if it didn't damage them at all, but because the rule of cool they sometimes don't.
kinda sad how desperate Halo fans are
actually hoping for a Halo/Doom rematch, seeing how they're acting now their tears would be more delicious at this point
Anon, Doom Sissies have been literally begging for a rematch for years, and when they realized that it'll never happen they started projecting their "unbeatable hero" trope onto Samus, because she was Chief's next big MU. This entire thing happened because Doomgays are STILL upset over a decade old fight.
Maybe, but it's kind of sad to see Halo fans acting like Doom fans when faced with a character that's as far above Master Chief as Chief was above Doomguy.
Any case though, I just want a battle with Samus where she actively gets to use her expansive arsenal of gear and abilities, the Boba Fett fight was fairly lame since they had to limit her to basic power beam and missiles to keep the fight fair.
Wouldn't even mind a reasonable loss at that point either.
Also why I'm not really interested in a Samus vs Master Chief fight, either way it's a stupid fight, either they use Cortana at full wank, in which case it's a battle in which Master Chief is literally irrelevant and the fight itself a Mewtwo vs Shadow debacle, or else they actually fight and Samus is yet again reduced to power beam and missiles to keep the fight from ending in half a second.
Even so, they should limit her abilities to what she is capable of while in his armor, not what she is capable of doing as a character in her own right.
Cortana wasn't mentioned in the original (10yo btw) fight, just like Cloud wasn't given Materia in the original episode, guess what happened when they did it again last year. And recent episodes show that they're fine with using summons and AIs
>Spiderman vs Batman future edition >Raiden vs Tencent >Aizen vs Madara >Jiryah vs Roshi >Ultron vs Sigma >Strange vs Fate
Want me to continue or are you done being moronic?
Their rules have clearly shifted some, if you couldn't tell by me listing the number of fights that allowed outside help. And unless I missed something, there was nothing in the video about not allowing Cortana.
>So you're saying in an actual DB involving MC, Cortana was disallowed
That isn't even remotely close to what I said, there wasn't even any mention of Cortana in the fight. Are you actually moronic?
2 years ago
Anonymous
So she's not in it or included in the analysis as part of his armoury
ie disallowed
Yeah, I gotcha lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Master Chief was so strong he didn't even NEED Cor present to rape Dick Sucker >Samusgay thinks this means Cortana wasn't allowed
Oh anon....please get your eyes and/or head checked.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>no argument
Sounds like cope to me
2 years ago
Anonymous
>He can't read
I don't converse with the mentally stunted. No more (You)'s b***h.
2 years ago
Anonymous
BTFO'd gay runs away
Many such cases
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he posts his paymaster
Imagine being a moronic autistic fatfrick poorgay fricking GOOBER
Cortana wasn't mentioned because she was irrelevant to the result and Death Battle's standards have changed
Materia was also disallowed in Link VS Cloud 1. They still used it in the rematch and even gave those Halo fanfic characters their AIs, she will get the same treatment
>Kars >unkillable by anything on Earth >Meruem >jobs to radiation poisoning
You don't even need swank for this one, what do they even have in common aside from muh ultimate lifeform?
>what do they even have in common aside from muh ultimate lifeform?
Chimeric biologies, being villains, being geniuses, being roughly in the same ballpark of power as to make arguments contestible and them being from Shows/mangas that occupy the same shoenan thinking man's tactical fighter niche. (This is the other *big* puzzle piece behind why this fight crops up)
I've said it before but Ant-Man is tailor made for this challenge. His small size can hide him from basically all the threats (unless you can bring up an example of any of those monsters noticing an ant sized object or smaller).
On top of that, his suit and just general superhuman stats will let him do the truth or dare challenges with ease. And seeing as how the suit is equipment, that doppelganger monster will be absolutely nothing compared to Hank or even Scott.
Hank would do better obviously, cause comics and 3000iq, but Scott would also manage very easily.
The bird box entity kills if you see it through a video camera as well. The film does not have lore to answer nitty gritty questions but I don't think the suicide compulsion is dependent on anything other than just your seeing it. an ant man suit user wouldn't know not to look and still die.
Anon, the Cortana that did that wasn't special in any way. It was stated she was only able to do it due to her interaction with Forerunner artifacts as she traveled with Chief.
In other words, since the start of Halo.
Heroes should be at a disadvantage. It's something that actively influences their stories and how they fight. Spidey is always at a disadvantage against his foes because he holds back and they don't.
>Nicacado guy already supplying Kaijugays with free rent >Luffy can beat Toriko >Chief totally wins his rematches guys
Do these threads just get dumber when there's no new content?
>Giant meat cyborg vs giant meat blob in the middle of Tokyo with countless innocents underfoot >Shinji starts out somewhat traumatized he has to kill a kid and then gets really traumatized when a meat blob swallows him and he can hear Tetsuo scream inside his mind >Tetsuo screaming, Shinji screaming, Eva-01 screaming, the city screaming >Ending is the last scene of End of Evangelion, but it's a giant Tetsuo forehead floating down the blood river instead of a giant Rei head.
It would have been incredibly kino. It might have been more kino than Ben vs Hal or Balrog vs TJ.
I hope they just stick to either A-Train vs Tenya or Stain vs Butcher, and Homelander vs Tighten. It'd at least give them one guaranteed win with A-Train, or a potential win with Butcher.
Don't the two fights have the same amount of themes? Tighten and Homelander have: >Manchildren >Given immense power, but are so stunted by their childhoods/shit lives that they use it for themselves >Obsessed with a single girl, to the point where they threaten and stalk her >Replacements for someone far greater than them >Superman wannabe's
Tighten and Syndrome have: >Manchildren >Stunted by their childhoods/shitty lives >Granted immense power, but only use it for petty revenge/themselves
And that's all I can think of.
Stain is fricked against the real Butcher (comic version). Especially since they'll composite him with the show version to get laser vision.
Butcher out-muscles Stain, but he doesn't really have an answer for Stain just ninja-ing around and cutting away at him. Also, how do you even composite Butcher? The two versions of himself are so different it just makes no sense to call them the same person.
Tighten and Syndrome are the dark reflections of Jimmy Olsen. Tighten is the Lois figure's cameraman, like Jimmy. Syndrome was an aspiring sidekick to the Superman figure, like Jimmy. Both take poorly to rejection, leading them to become supervillains. Also the somewhat literal red headed unwanted boys.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I pretty much agree to all of this, except for the >Syndrome was an aspiring sidekick to the Superman figure,
I always felt like Incredible was more of a Batman-type hero, and Syndrome wanted to be his Robin but when he was told "no frick off" he decided to use his intelligence the same way "Batman" would, to make up for his lack of strength and replace it with technology. Other than that, I think Tighten, Syndrome and Homelander share similar esque themes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I always felt like Incredible was more of a Batman-type hero
I dunno about that, man. He was a brick, not a gadgeteer. He was more Tom Strong but not as smart, rather than any version of Batman or any of Batman's inspirations. His super strength and durability, and his reputation and image, scream more "Superman" to me than "Batman.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>He was a brick, not a gadgeteer.
Ehh, he had a lot more ingenuity than people give him credit for. Things like his fights against the hero killing robots, his supercar, the usage of underage sidekicks (albeit sometimes unwillingly) and his villains felt a bit more Batman than Superman to me. He wasn't exactly a mad genius, but I felt like he had the physical attributes of Clark, and the mentality/work ethic and work life of Bruce.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's true, but Superman also tends to have more ingenuity than most give him credit for. In that way, Bob resembles Clark more than Bruce. Also, Bob straight up does the Superman thing where he tears his shirt open to reveal his super suit at the end of the first movie.
>Butcher out-muscles Stain, but he doesn't really have an answer for Stain just ninja-ing around and cutting away at him.
Uhh yes he does? He can dodge Stain's attack and then shoot him with his guns that contain depleted uranium rounds. Plus, Butcher is also stealthy when it comes to ambushijg his opponents.
>Also, how do you even composite Butcher? The two versions of himself are so different it just makes no sense to call them the same person.
They did it with Homelander so they'll definitely do it with Butcher.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>They did it with Homelander so they'll definitely do it with Butcher.
Anon, Comic and Show Homelander are barely different from one another. It's easy to composite a character when there's practically nothing TO composite. Butcher in the show and Butcher in the comic are practically alternate versions of each other, especially when it comes to using Compound V. >Uhh yes he does? He can dodge Stain's attack and then shoot him with his guns that contain depleted uranium rounds.
Yeah he has to actually be fast enough to dodge or even see half of Stain's attacks, which -considering that Butcher has fairly normal reactions- he cannot do. You're also selling Stain super fricking short if you think he's somehow below bullet speed, the guy's default is faster than eyesight. >Plus, Butcher is also stealthy when it comes to ambushijg his opponents.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Butcher's stealth relies on two factors >His opponent is already terrified of him/knows who he is >His opponent is unable to act upon him because of retribution in the form of being exposed
I'm not kidding. Look back at ANY time Butcher is stalking someone, and you'll see how hard he relies on the fear factor. Even against LS, he had to preemptively make him piss his pants, and even THEN the Sausage didn't outright murder him when he knew who was trying to kill him because he was his fricking friend.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Yeah he has to actually be fast enough to dodge or even see half of Stain's attacks, which -considering that Butcher has fairly normal reactions- he cannot do. You're also selling Stain super fricking short if you think he's somehow below bullet speed, the guy's default is faster than eyesight.
And you're selling Butcher short because he dodged lasers from Stormfront and evaded one from Homelander. He can definitely evade Stain's strikes and play keep away with him with his ammunition
Plus, Butcher has got sleep gas grenades, normal grenades, C4 explosives, a bazooka, and other weapons at his disposal. It won't matter anyway cause DB will just give Butcher temp V (I know it's lame but you know they'll do it) and Butcher can pretty much stomp Stain with his increased durability and laser vision powes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>And you're selling Butcher short because he dodged lasers from Stormfront
Did you actually take that joke part from Otto's blog seriously? You realize that Stormfront was aiming for the truck, not Butcher right? He was under strict orders to NOT kill him, and only ignored said orders until Butcher made fun of Hitler. >and evaded one from Homelander.
He's never even fought Homelander on even ground in the comics, and in the show he got hit by those lasers the first time they fought. Have you read or seen either of these things before you talked about them? >He can definitely evade Stain's strikes and play keep away with him with his ammunition
Ah yes, he'd do that thing he's literally never done before because he prefers up close combat. Seriously, read like a single chapter of The Boys. >Plus, Butcher has got sleep gas grenades, normal grenades, C4 explosives, a bazooka, and other weapons at his disposal.
Okay anon, tell me how you're going to gas, blow up or shoot someone who's constantly disappearing from your line of sight. And tell me how it'd be a smart idea to use any kind of smoke anything in an open space, because Stain isn't going to decide to run into a building and let himself get cornered. >DB will just give Butcher temp V (I know it's lame but you know they'll do it) and Butcher can pretty much stomp Stain with his increased durability and laser vision powes.
You have to actually inject Temp V into yourself, and believe it or not, juicing in the middle of a fight isn't exactly a good idea against someone who outspeeds the speedsters. Also, please explain why Butcher would suddenly be able to get his hands on the guy he was already incapable of touching, his V doesn't make him faster, nor does it increase his reactions.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Did you actually take that joke part from Otto's blog seriously? You realize that Stormfront was aiming for the truck, not Butcher right? He was under strict orders to NOT kill him, and only ignored said orders until Butcher made fun of Hitler.
And then after that, he shot a laser at Butcher. How the frick did you forget that?
>He's never even fought Homelander on even ground in the comics, and in the show he got hit by those lasers the first time they fought. Have you read or seen either of these things before you talked about them?
Again, read the fricking comic. It's right there when Homelander is fighting Black Noir.
>Ah yes, he'd do that thing he's literally never done before because he prefers up close combat. Seriously, read like a single chapter of The Boys. >he prefers up close combat
Are you fricking serious?
>Okay anon, tell me how you're going to gas, blow up or shoot someone who's constantly disappearing from your line of sight.
Butcher's comic counterpart literally has enhanced reflexes and speed.
>And tell me how it'd be a smart idea to use any kind of smoke anything in an open space, because Stain isn't going to decide to run into a building and let himself get cornered.
Butcher can literally just either get a good hit on Stain and knock him into a building or detonate a well placed C4 round to bait him in there.
>You have to actually inject Temp V into yourself, and believe it or not, juicing in the middle of a fight isn't exactly a good idea against someone who outspeeds the speedsters.
DB is probably just going to make Butcher inject himself in the beginning of the fight just so that the fight lasts longer.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Are you fricking serious?
You're right, I must've forgotten about that time he decided to stab Jack to death, or that time he decided to kill the second best supe team with a shovel, or that time he took on Mother's Milk hand to hand (and got promptly beaten to shit) or that time he and the Boys were going to fight the entire X-Men knock offs with nothing but their fists or that time he fought those D-lister supes with nothing but melee. Silly me how could I possibly forget those moments where he was using only his hands or a melee weapon.
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Boys/Issue-31?id=51983#6
If you're going to wank, read the actual comic first. >Again, read the fricking comic. It's right there when Homelander is fighting Black Noir. >Ducking your head means you have lightspeed reaction
You're giving TB fans a bad name. What's even worse is the fact that he clearly ducked from the beam AFTER it got fired and was headed close to him. He didn't outspeed the laser, he just moved from Noir's line of sight.
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Boys/Issue-65?id=52020#22 >And then after that, he shot a laser at Butcher. How the frick did you forget that?
Yeah, at his fricking FEET you moron. He was already running away from Stormfront, so don't try to act like he just jumped out of the way.
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Boys/Issue-34?id=51986#7 >Butcher's comic counterpart literally has enhanced reflexes and speed.
Not only is this never stated to be the case ONCE, it's also wouldn't even help him. Stain is still faster than Butcher and can get away from him before shit gets hairy. >Butcher can literally just either get a good hit on Stain and knock him into a building or detonate a well placed C4 round to bait him in there.
Ah yes, I assume he'll set up the C4 in the building he planned on blowing up that had innocents inside of it? This sounds exactly like Butcher.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Just face it man. Stain is going to get Butchered by Butcher.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Silly me how could I possibly forget those moments where he was using only his hands or a melee weapon.
Yeah, it's pretty moronic of you for missing the context of those scenes and why Butcher was only using his crowbar and fists for those events. Especially since he's used guns and other firearms for other missions.
>Yeah, at his fricking FEET you moron. He was already running away from Stormfront, so don't try to act like he just jumped out of the way.
No he fricking didn't you moron. He shot his laser AT Butcher only for Butcher to dodge in time to not get hit.
>Not only is this never stated to be the case ONCE, it's also wouldn't even help him. Stain is still faster than Butcher and can get away from him before shit gets hairy.
Compound V makes humans 50 times more powerful than normal according to Mallory in the comics.
>Ah yes, I assume he'll set up the C4 in the building he planned on blowing up that had innocents inside of it? This sounds exactly like Butcher.
There's such a thing that's called abandoned buildings dude. Also, why are you including innocent people in this scenario?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Anon I gave you the context for every single thing I responded to. Stormfront was very obviously firing at Butcher's feet, anyone with eyes can see that. >Yeah, it's pretty moronic of you for missing the context of those scenes and why Butcher was only using his crowbar and fists for those events.
You have to be kidding, I literally GAVE you the context for those scenes. Tell me the context then, anon. Explain why Butcher would prefer to beat the every loving shit out of majority of his enemies as opposed to gunning them down, something he doesn't even do often. Do you think that scene with Butcher shooting at Noir meant he does that all the time? >Compound V makes humans 50 times more powerful than normal according to Mallory in the comics.
And how does "powerful" correlate to "faster and given superhuman reactions" seriously, I want to hear your logic for this. >There's such a thing that's called abandoned buildings dude.
And you're, for some reason, under the impression that Butcher would be able to perfectly trap Stain into one. The same Stain who can simply jump away onto a nearby building to avoid a C4 detonation. Vswiki and blogs have rotted your brain, anon.
>Obsessed with a single girl, to the point where they threaten and stalk her
Homelander was not obsessed with Maeve, he was as controlling as he was to anyone else
>Homelander is stronger than all nukes
This is incorrect. He had a single nuke strapped to his rear and that would've been enough to kill him. >All-might is not.
Also wrong, because Peak AM would've been capable of tanking multiple nuclear warheads at once, in fact Shiggy, someone who's around the same level as peak All Might, did exactly that and proceed to murder the person who dropped those nukes on him.
Let's see, stain kills both billy and his wife's son. Homelander is essentially the weakest of all supermans but evil, magneto kills stormfront in an attosecond, queen maeve loses to even the weakest version of wonder woman, a team gets raped by seemingly anyone
Outside of maybe Bayonetta's, episodes featuring females tend to perform poorly or below the average anyway. Toph and Tifa did well in terms of views, but when it comes to likes or fan reception, their fights are hated, for obvious reasons.
Almost nothing, Anderson writing is so shitty that Alice has a lot of powers which later he forgots that she has.
Alice could one shot Selene with her telekinesis.
Also why Doom humbling Batkek would annoy Otto. Was he one of the people who believed Lex was going to win just because Death Battle wanked him out of pity?
Looking at his potential MUs, he beats vader again, he beats gil too, more likely than not beats batkek. Unless he's put against lovecraft, spc or suggverse, there isn't anyone who can fraudchecked him
Outside of maybe Bayonetta's, episodes featuring females tend to perform poorly or below the average anyway. Toph and Tifa did well in terms of views, but when it comes to likes or fan reception, their fights are hated, for obvious reasons.
I'm tired of Dragonball in anything. Their abilities are stupidly inconsistent in their own universe.
Guys who can rattle entire dimensions but also get killed by getting run over with a pickup truck.
Can move at supra-light speeds but people can get the drop on them with a sidearm.
Dumb Japanese shit.
>I'm tired of Dragonball in anything. Their abilities are stupidly inconsistent in their own universe.
Comics are also known for that. Remember Harley was able to outplay Superman, Wonderwoman and Batman at the same time.
I thought this was a pretty sweet idea if the scenario could be calibrated correctly for fairness.
The bot controllers will remain outside of the fighting area. Match takes place in an open ring where it'll be 6v6. Bots team is composed of a Wedger, Spinner, Drumer, Crusher, and Flipper Vs A Retiarius, Hoplomachus, Trax, Scissor, Murmillo and Secutor.
These things have weapons beyond survivability for a human - even in armour. The spinners have the same energy as 40 sniper bullets. Flippers - Looking at my own, it's 5 tonnes at the ram for example. Spinners - talking to other roboteers. Using Wikipedia a good base point would be a 10mm pistol round which gets 1kj of energy (I chose it because it's a nice round number) at the muzzle. Most good spinners are around 60-65kj with some being a fair bit higher.
Those men are all going to lose their legs. The lucky ones might then die early from having their heads smashed in after their legs get detatched.
This is the most moronic battle ever. Vegeta at the very beginning of DBZ when he was barely more powerful than Nappa and Raditz destroyed an entire planet with a flick of his wrist. Trunks during the Android saga was like a billion times more powerful than that. He could bust up an entire galaxy with ease if he REALLY wanted to and yet I'm suppose to suspend my disbelief and think fricking Cable would last even a fraction for a second against him? Get this shit outta here.
First of all, Death Battle is fricking moronic and if you get your information from a bunch of bias morons, then you are also moronic
Secondly Thor is a fricking god. Cable is a dude. What kind of dumbfrick comparison even is that when this topic doesn't even involve Thor you stupid frick
>So you got mad that Vegeta lost
Anin these are two homosexuals opinions, not word of God. I can say fluttershy can beat superman and its worth just as much.
>So you got mad that Vegeta lost
Anin these are two homosexuals opinions, not word of God. I can say fluttershy can beat superman and its worth just as much.
>This is the most moronic battle ever. Veg-AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CABLE-SAMA STOP SCRAMBLING MY BRAIN I KNEEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Why do DBtards keep trying to act smug when they're currently 5-5? Two of their wins were against resident jobbers, one was a joke fight, and the other was against a senile old man.
Oh no two homosexuals on youtube said so that most mean it makes sense.
Anon DBZA has the most broken as frick power scaling in fiction. It is utterly ridiculous. Its weakest Saiyan character including the children could murder all of Marvel and DC combined.
Death battle is moronic and the conclusions they come to are utterly ridiculous. DBZ characters win by default because Toyama has no sense of limitations. The weakest DBZ villain could solo all of comicdom.
This isn't to say that its a superior intelectual property, its saying its power scaling is ridiculous.
Death battle is moronic and the conclusions they come to are utterly ridiculous. DBZ characters win by default because Toyama has no sense of limitations. The weakest DBZ villain could solo all of comicdom.
This isn't to say that its a superior intelectual property, its saying its power scaling is ridiculous.
Have you guys only ever read Dragon Ball? Do you know how many other stories were doing universal tier characters before you were even born? The AMOUNT of spiccery here is actually astonishing, for the love of GOD read anything other than Dragon Ball, Jose.
Nice non-argument. Come back when you want to play another round of madlibs, kiddo
2 years ago
Anonymous
You first homosexual. have a nice day you redditor tourist
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're propping up DB as some kind of omni-powerful verse because you grew up with it, anon. Just because there's a few universe busters doesn't mean it's the strongest piece of fiction.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There’s only one universe buster in DB
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You're propping up DB as some kind of omni-powerful verse because you grew up with it, anon.
or because it objectively is. It's how power is depicting that makes it so OP. It has nothing to do with any sort of nostalgia bias, objectively speaking. >Just because there's a few universe busters doesn't mean it's the strongest piece of fiction.
Yeah because every piece of fiction is different. It's dumb to compare shit like Superman vs Goku because you cannot realistically say with objectivity that one is more powerful than the other because these are the most powerful characters in their respected series. Both are written to be the most powerful and cannot be defeated in some thrown together fan battle without context, however something like Trunks vs Cable is a huge difference and can be compared for the obvious differences in feats. One has the power to bust galaxies, and the other is a mutant who struggles all the time with various enemies of different strengths.
Also the universes in DB are tiny compared to the other fictional universes. They are the size of IRL local groups, which are immensely smaller than the observable part of the universe.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Also the universes in DB are tiny compared to the other fictional universes
Not anymore, Jaco insisted in the Moro arc how the universe was massive.
The 4 galaxies stuff got rectonned.
2 years ago
Anonymous
How was the four galaxies stuff even real when we saw the super dragon eat a bunch of them in the anime?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wording on the Kais made it sound like there was only four Galaxies that each watched over.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You're propping up DB as some kind of omni-powerful verse because you grew up with it, anon.
or because it objectively is. It's how power is depicting that makes it so OP. It has nothing to do with any sort of nostalgia bias, objectively speaking. >Just because there's a few universe busters doesn't mean it's the strongest piece of fiction.
Yeah because every piece of fiction is different. It's dumb to compare shit like Superman vs Goku because you cannot realistically say with objectivity that one is more powerful than the other because these are the most powerful characters in their respected series. Both are written to be the most powerful and cannot be defeated in some thrown together fan battle without context, however something like Trunks vs Cable is a huge difference and can be compared for the obvious differences in feats. One has the power to bust galaxies, and the other is a mutant who struggles all the time with various enemies of different strengths.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>One has the power to bust galaxies
Was this ever his feat in DB? No.
In fact, 99% of DB characters only displayed planet/solar system level feats, the rest were just statements and assumptions based on logical fallacies.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Galaxy level Trunks
And I'm done listening to you. Gokek lost, vegana lost, Bardock will get raped by Nolan, and Mark will space asphyxiate Gohan.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's this moron again
UNWINcible will lose all their future matchups, be glad they gave you a pity win against Homolander
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Inane monkey babble
Gohag? Floating in the vacuum of space.
Baradick? Dead in a ditch.
Suckura? Eve's morning snack.
You? Bawling because I spoke the TRUTH. Kneel b***h.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Go[HEADCANON]
UNCONVincible barely passes the Raditz test, you are a low tier verse sincs you think a Naruto character is an achievement
Maybe if you stick to pushing Mark vs Steven (lmao) you MIGHT get a win
>Dude Dragon Ball can't even compete with the most insane of anime/manga
You don't read manga if you don't think Dragon Ball power levels aren't at the very top of everything for the most part. At this point we're dealing with characters who could not only obliterate the universe but also the multiverse. Most manga and anime don't go that far.
Literally nothing indicates this. I see we're back to the "duuude z power levels are top notch even beyonder can't keep up...." dark ages of vs debating
Zeno is the godtier and his pretty strong, but everyone is far, far beneath him.
Even then he should cap at Mr Mxy (if the latter decides to take it seriously) and if he's not enough, Dr Manhattan is more then enough.
Also I do believe Saint Seiya still has stronger god-tiers.
Zeno is far below Mxy.
Zeno is bound by time, as there are two Zenos from different time periods, while Mxy is the same one across every canon, only taking different forms to fit the universe.
This is the most moronic battle ever. Vegeta at the very beginning of DBZ when he was barely more powerful than Nappa and Raditz destroyed an entire planet with a flick of his wrist. Trunks during the Android saga was like a billion times more powerful than that. He could bust up an entire galaxy with ease if he REALLY wanted to and yet I'm suppose to suspend my disbelief and think fricking Cable would last even a fraction for a second against him? Get this shit outta here.
Holy shit crawl back to VSB you invasive homosexual morons
Trunks >the guy who murdered frieza who was a space tyrant that conquered most of the universe and wiped out entire races and planets but was slain in seconds
Cable >Scott Summers from the future who was killed by a meme character like Deadpool
DCgays when Otto's discord gremlins shit up the threads with buzzword spam and antagonizing Marvelgays and Z-tards for no other reason than outdated tribalism.
Toongays I guess. I see more posts complaining about Toons and Kaijus than I see the Toons and Kaijus themselves
Nikocado is unpleasant to look at; it's unpleasant to live in the same universe as Nikocado Avocado, but I have fond memories of Judge Doom. Nikocado posting is worse
>DCgays when Otto's discord gremlins shit up the threads with buzzword spam and antagonizing Marvelgays and Z-tards for no other reason than outdated tribalism.
Schizo moment.
>multiversal Kirby >multiversal infinite speed Kratos >multiversal beyond spatial dimensions Doomguy >multiversal Dante >multiversal Bayonetta
these people HAVE to be mentally ill, right? forget autism, we're talking legitimate mental moronation here. down's syndrome at the very least
Trunks should fight her instead.
No, Archie/IDW Sonic is cringe and nobody but it's small fanbase will take it seriously..
>Trunks gets halted in time and becomes a status
A what
Lara is able to freeze a person in time with her powers.
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/TAYuyigIDl8CauNECY5g1FtcOFbxSjY7DOJRbHtse8gXg4NcnOjUl-VHza0Er5hY-AE3hWnfBg37=s0
>Planet level
Bring Toph to me.
Can’t even beat Crocodile
Toph would mog Crocodile now that you talk about it.
>turns into sand
>She turns him into rock
>dies
Ez
>planet level
That's it ? Toph scales to spongebob, and the talking cheese is universal
.... gaara sisters, we're going to the oxygen.
>Toph scales to spongebob
I don't even know if people making these kind of claims are trolling
>Kaijuhomosexuals? They must be somewhere.
No kaijugays here so far. All is right with the world.
He can't even beat normal Booster
Dead
>Luffy can beat Toriko
Toriko passed the Raditz test years ago.
>Samus Aran? Leave that b***h to me.
What is the story behind all this Samus and cortana stuff? This is match I have literally never heated before and I think that is for good reason since one is a fricking disembodied ai.
Fake news tbh. OG Metroid is an old game, and used archaic enemy designs and mechanics from the NES that carried over from the generations, where so much as bumping into you would cause you to take damage.
Metroid's lore and who and what Samus is capable of outside gameplay limitations only really came out post Super Metroid and even back then they were quick to throw out some wild info like her rush being supersonic. In the Manga, even her basic power suit was invulnerable to basic pirate infantry weapon (to say, it even reflected the blasts), and Ridley's room clearing, feet thick metal wall shattering plasma breath-beam does virtually no damage to her Varia suit. Yet in all games to come she's hurt but anything that is or comes from an enemy. Why? Likely to keep the game a functional game. Remember, the game came before the lore.
It's also very important to note, that in Metroid Fusion, the SA-X, a perfect clone of Samus' armor at "full power", is unharmed by nearly everything in the game, and they go as far to make this a plot point, being mentioned to you multiple times by AI-Adam.
Only the Charge+wave+wide+plasma* beam and screw attack** can harm the SA-X, and even then it takes near 20+ hits to down it with. I would also mention she asborbed the SA-X and seemingly became more durable than anything in the past but that point isn't without it's own logic/retcon flaws and has no part of this thread since that is post Other M. the SA-X being virtually immune to damage is relevant since it's copying what would be the Super Metroid and Other M versions of Samus' armor.
Tick tock Metroid sisters.
Durandal stomps Cortana's shit in
If Cortana can just hack anything with no limits, then why does Chief even exist? Why does he need to do shit like riding a bomb into the middle of a Covenant cruiser to blow it up, if Cortana could just disable the entire fleet from the MAC station? How was she getting outhacked by Gravemind, a fricking WORM?
She can hack an entire Covenant fleet, and even improve their weapons while she's at it.
>Then why does Chief exist?
What's she going to hack on a generic Halo battlefield? The plasma weapons aren't connected to anything. They aren't wired to a network. They aren't sending or receiving signals. The problem with Samus is that her suit absolutely does send and receive signals. Cortanna just needs to spoof the correct one and Chief auto-wins.
What about Doom Slayer then? I don’t think Vega controls anything on his suit.
No, signals are a two-way street. This would only trigger a battle of willpower between Samus and a moronic fricking AI
Samus reverse-hacks the entire Halo network and ends their verse
>Samus reverse-hacks
With what feats?
Phazon instantly corrupting AI's, Samus being able to produce Phazon
So, no feats. Got it.
Samus was able to mentally withstand levels of phazon corruption that instantly subverted AI's smarter than Cortana
So Cortana tries to hack Samus, she gets phazon-wrecked
>subverted AI's smarter than Cortana
Cortana was predicting lines from her successor at pinpoint precision in the future. There is nothing smarter than Cortana in fricking Metroid. lol
Well Chozo are, since they have invented stuff that just clowns all over the Halo universe
Scan visor. As another Anon already pointed out the one thing in the entire metroid franchise it couldn't hack, translate, decode, map out or analyze within seconds was the Luminoth language. Reading lore docs from hacking everything in sight is a big part of the exploration.
This whole Cortana discussion is such grasping at straws tbh. Yes the personality of the ai is of the same person but you are being intentionally obtuse here because the abilities available to her as a part of MC's suit is not compatible to what she gets up to as a disembodied ai surfing the forerunner internet and she returns to chief functionally reduced to being the same as before that whole side adventure.
Also drones that shoot energy blasts which also transmit light based hacking, again from prime 2.
>within seconds
Again, Cortana can do it within milliseconds. Samus is at a serious disadvantage here.
Milliseconds feat is only when she's connected to forerunner internet anon, MC's suit is nowhere near that
>Milliseconds feat is only when she's connected to forerunner internet
This isn't a thing.
Seems impressive...... wowah...... uhhh...... what exactly? You don't even know what the frick where the Chozo. Just some of the perks of being secondary Nintendo fans.
Well, they created a planetary shield that could withstand a solar-mass black hole being tossed into it, destroying the black hole in the process without the planet being harmed, just the shield being disabled
This sounds like turbo wank. What game is this from?
Manga stuff
Yes it's turbo-wank, but so is all the cortana stuff
If we stick to just what everyone can do ingame we end up with Samus and MC slugging it out, which is more than likely a Samus win
>Manga stuff
So, not canon, unlike all of the stuff from the Halo comics, novels and games. Gotcha.
And it's not wank, Cortana did take over the entire Galaxy.
Here's another one for you. The power armor is part of Samus body, she can undress it but it's always there ready to be activated again.
Also, Chief probably wins if we rule out the non canon manga toilet paper. I kinda forgot that shit isn't canon....
>My out of game stuff ? Canon. Yours ? Not canon.
Lmao the absolute state of Halo fanboys
>MC could win if we cherry pick
Yeah, we get it : Samus absolutely murderstomps MC.
Isn't that Manga non canon, while Halo novels are closer to EU shit back when it was canon?
The EU was rulled as non canon by Disney themselves. I'm not sure what's their stand about it right now, but it's probably still not canon or in between that.
Halo's novels, depend. The recent ones are all canon. Everything post Halo 4 especially.
>The EU was rulled as non canon by Disney themselves.
But before the Disney buyout, the EU was canon.
>turbo wank
In a "who would win" discussion ?!
Never heard of that before.
A lot of what chozo are capable of is simply inferred fanon. There is a lot of power scaling off of technology they leave behind. Apparently, Samus's suit with all it's many MANY wild features ranging from time dilation to being summon/unsummonable to black hole generation and being able to interact with intangible entities is only considered a "scout suit," by some metric so the logic goes that you must then imagine what everything else must be like! (featless)
There built a observatory system that could watch other galaxies and send drone/satellites to other galaxies almost instantly. It was still working after 1500 years.
Can turn matter into energy with 100% efficiency and stay conscious on energy form.
Planetary shields emitted from a village that stands up to the priorly mentioned black hole.
1000s of years of precognition to leave stuff lying around for samus to pick up.
What we may also assume they had because less advanced groups have:
Cloaking tech for infantry, teleport, materials that are invulnerable to "all know weapons", replicator-lite fabrication(or data-to-matter conversion Pokemon style, Fusion isn't clear), planet vaporizing bombs on civilian space station, black hole hand guns, guns that shot mini suns, neutrino guns, antimatter guns, opening portals to an antimatter universe, shields that absorb energy from weapons, etc.
All in all they are big unknowns, so Nintendo gives their ruins all plot device/Deus Ex Machina tech.
Also notable is that they're pretty good at magic, and their expertise in that field is explicitly referred to as being in balance with their technological abilities.It's goof to note that the Chozo were aware of their civilization's long and slow collapse long before it happened, but accepted it. They instead sought to achieve some sort of spiritual ascension as they slowly died out while leaving the universe a better place for the next races to come along.
*shrugs*
don't forget the metroids themselves as achievement
against an unprepared opponent they are terrifyingly effective, a creature that can use any form of energy to strengthen itself to the point only cold (aka absence of energy) can hurt them
that's not something most settings are really in any position to deal with, least of all if taken unaware
>samus manga feats mean something
someone hasn't read the halo books
Yes, He can
>page 10
oh no the state
Otto
I am here.
You know, thinking about this, yeah. Adam can remotely shut down Samus' suit. Cortanna just needs to spoof the signal. That shouldn't be hard for her to do.
>this damages Samus Aran
kek, bug level.
Needles damage Chief
>i'm so moronic i don't understand what game mechanics are and undermine what passes for my own argument
ha ha moron
How likely is it that Gojo vs Makima will happen next year?
Hopefully unlikely, Denji vs Itadori needs to happen first. It'd still be an easy 2-0 for CSM but at least let the better fight go first.
Depends on how willing they are to spoil the animeonly
They did spoil the ending of Stone Ocean in Dio vs Alucard.
We're getting a new trailer this tuesday right?
Very likely unfortunately
>Unfortunately
Why do people want Gojo vs Makima so badly? They've got no connections, Makima's moveset doesn't work at all with Gojo's moveset, and there's about four better JJK vs CSM MU's.
It gained popularity and normalgay appeal before their other options. That's mostly it.
We'll get a capeshit MU
I'd prefer something like Makima vs Purple Man or hell, Makima vs Music Meister even. At least the theme of "control" is there.
I'll forever be pissed that Denji vs Itadori didn't get traction before this terrible MU. It's such a waste of an actually good thematic MU.
I think DvsY has a better chance of happening sooner than anything involving Makima, most of her material comes from towards the end of the manga
Wouldn't Makima vs Ryo from Devilman work considering CSM was heavily inspired by Devilman
Ryo is for Griffith.
>Why do people want Gojo vs Makima so badly?
From what I've been told it's because their series got popular around the same time which made people compare them and casuals don't know better matchups for either, seems it's like another "meta fanbase war" matchup.
According to r*dd-t these are the connections
>"Teachers of main protagonists infused a demon of rivaling series where demonic creatures are created by negative humans emotion, have immense powers that make them one of the strongest characters in the series, but do have dark side"
but I won't be surprised if they turn out to be fake and the community is just making shit up again.
Makima isn't a teacher any more than the butthole middle manager at a desk job is, so that's wrong right off the bat.
This pisses me off so badly.
1. Makima was never Denji's teacher, she was his boss, and even then she barely batted an eye at him.
2. Curses and Devils are so fricking different it's not even funny. A CURSE is formed through human hatred and general negative emotions, a DEVIL is born through fear. Not hatred, not disdain nothing like that, ONLY fear.
3. Makima's "dark side" is literally just her normal self, and do they seriously think Gojo attempting to bring down the current, corrupt old men that are the main leaders of the JJK world is dark? Jesus fricking Christ I hate these homosexuals.
To this day, the only thing that can make me really seethe is blatant lies in a "thematic" MU.
I can only hope.
As a CSM fan and an JJK tolerator I must say all the supposed "connections" people bring up for this are entirely and 100% false
Still like the MU tho, Gojo deffo has better but none of Makima's alts convince me, also this has Makima ryonakino which is always a plus
>but none of Makima's alts convince me
I am a firm believer of Makima and Denji (with all contracts and Hero Of Hell) vs Ansem and Riku (KH1 and COM only). Not only is it a fairish fight if you exclude Ansem's giant monster ship, it'd be a good tag team battle.
There's also shit like Makima vs Jesse or Purple Man.
Yes
Post matchups you guys want to see.
Very likely.
Toongays get the dip!
Toons are for Troons.
>He says, on the Comics and Cartoons board
Please off yourself this instant.
No way toongay. You have to go back:
https://m.youtube.com/c/AnimationRewind
both me btw
S-Same Chad! I KNEEL!!
Nobody wants to see toonshit on Death Battle except autists with no taste.
>Said the autist with no taste
Drop your list of MU's.
You too b***h, let's see'em.
>Han Solo vs Captain Kirk
>Cole vs Alex
>Jax vs Guile
>Omni-Man vs Bardock
>Kraven the Hunter vs The Predator
>Galactus vs Unicron
>Crona vs Shiro
>Jason Voorhess vs Michael Myers
>Nemesis vs Pyramid Head
There you go, pussy.
Anon, these are just highly requested matchup's, this is vanilla if it took the form of an MU list. You can't call someone an autist with bad taste and then show the most barebones list of fights.
I dunno about you anon, I'd rather have vanilla rather than shit.
Anon, your vanilla has obscured the flavor of the shit you're eating
Begone, ignoramus
>"NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO USE MY IMAGINATION AND DO SOMETHING OUT OF THE BOX! I WANT TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!"
Thank you for showing everyone how boring you are.
Toonforce characters aren't very interesting or "out of the box" in DB. It's just using characters that are solely made to make people laugh being put on a show they have no business in. And if they can't die while also being very inconsistent with their abilities then what's the point?
>You can't call someone an autist with bad taste and then show the most barebones list of fights.
>calling cool interesting fights a shit ton of people want to see barebones
Toongays really do have garbage taste in matchups.
Go back to Cartoon Fight Club.
Eat my shit, homosexual redditBlack person
cool interesting fights a shit ton of people want to see barebones
Because they literally are. They're not bad fights, they're fights anyone and everyone thinks of when they hear the words "Death Battle", it is EXTREMELY vanilla.
>He thinks DB is a big boys club show
That explains it. Did you cry out in anger cause of Scrooge being in a Death Battle? Open your eyes and realize that this show isn't as grown and serious as you think it is, you're making yourself look dumb.
>Denounces AND debunks every single piece of wank anon throws my way
>He runs out of arguments and copies a line from Otto
I won. Next time read the comic and formulate your own opinion, don't be a blog reading b***h.
>Stain defender is the fricking stupid toongay
Like everyone has said here, go back to fricking Cartoon Fight Club you miserable moronic autist.
>UNABLE to refute any of my debunKINGS
>Resorts to childish insults and yelling "l-leave!"
Hilarious. Like I said, READ the comic you FOOL.
>Your matchups
Huh? I'm not even the anon who posted the original MU list.
>Only shitheads like you think that fights with great potential to be excellent are "vanilla".
How did you quote what I said, and then still manage to get it wrong. I said the fights are GOOD, but they're still normal as frick MU's that are common. The reason why that anon is a brainlet is because he wanted to act as if his tastes were somehow superior to toongays, but in reality he's not thinking about anything original or special. He has NO say in what can be a good MU.
Read the comic toongay.
>They're not bad fights, they're fights anyone and everyone thinks of when they hear the words "Death Battle", it is EXTREMELY vanilla.
Only shitheads like you think that fights with great potential to be excellent are "vanilla". In fact, you're hypocritical because a handful of your matchups would also be considered "vanilla" like Goku vs Sailor Moon and Rogue Squadron vs Starfox. A lot of your other ones are shit because they're not creative or fun in a webshow like this, they're either redundant, boring, or nonthematic.
>Being this pissed he talks the wrong anon who didn't put up the list
Time for bed kiddo, you'll get em next time!
Says the guy obsessed with toons.
Claiming we're obsessed when you're the ones going REEEEEEE NO TOONS IN MY DEATH BATTLE REEEEEEE
...Sure you keep thinking I'm the obsessed one.
Dip and seethe!
>toongay(s) still present
I'm going to need more dip!
>Anon posts a cartoon reaction image on the cartoon board
>Some moron calls him a toongay despite not even interacting with the other conversation going on
Maybe these threads should be moved to trash, it'd at least scare the midwits away.
That would be for the best.
>Bowser vs Eggman
>Mewtwo vs Cell
>BlackWarGreymon vs Bass.exe
>Dormammu vs Trigon
>Android 17 vs Cyborg
>Generator Rex vs Blue Beetle
>Gorr vs Goku Black
>Batkek vs Doom
>Sora vs Shulk
>MODOK vs Hector Hammond
>King K Rool vs Blackbeard
>Boros vs Battlebeast
Yes
here ya go
Ed, Edd n Eddy are for the Three Stooges
Very likely with some sprinkles of maybe on top.
So yeah. If you want a DC herald to lose, do Ultraman vs Martian Manhunter.
Obsessed, and also moronic
Post your never evers
You know what to do. Discuss.
Captain Smiley vs Matt Hazard. Both characters are too obscure for a death battle episode despite being very thematic.
What is the connection?
Between Captain Smiley and Matt Hazard? Well...
>Their games are satirical about their mediums (Smiley's game satirizes comic books while Matt does video games)
>Both are practically washed up celebrities no one cares about anymore and they try to revive their careers
>Both are responsible for ruining their own careers
Overall both are meta action heroes trying to save their stardom.
what would an elvira/morticia death battle even be? theyre both human
Elvira is for Vampyra
Morticia is for Lily Munster
The one in the pic is Vampyra tho, idk how they'd fight but Elvira has a movie and they both probably have some wacky statements.
Pic related because modern DB probably hates fun sexy fanservice matchups.
Good I couldn't handle this fight emotionally
Why not?
Honestly your fight could happen at some point if Primal hype keeps growing, Mononoke girl is his only somewhat popular opponent anyways, I predict it'll be a DBC at the very least.
More importantly, does it have ryonakino or not?
Just think this would a neat battle between 2 jungle goddesses
Genji vs Zer0
Unironically, how did they manage to turn Cable vs Booster, a fight between characters who are normally stuck at mid tier, into some sort of clash between heralds?
Cable is like mutant Jesus, and Booster stole herald-tier tech for his kit
That's what happen when you include what-if and outliers as "feats".
Booster was given ComicVine herald tier treatment, and Cable wasn't given his Shaman powers because then it would've been GG EZ in a planck instant
He explicitly was given those powers. In the analysis, they noted the force field prevents ALL energy transfer, hard-countering Cable's machine-savant abilities
I'm not talking about Cable, I'm talking about Shaman. The one that can destroy all the universes and stop time
Then you answered your own question
I didn't ask you a question.
Be a pissy homosexual and be ignored, then
It was just banter
Wouldn't have helped. Brainiac 5's forcefield is that fricking broken
If Cable gets that super form, they probably would have given Booster his Waverider form.
Only if by "broken" you mean that it gets "broken by everyone and their mother".
>posts no proof
Cope and seethe, Black person
>Cope and s- ACK
>dressed in yellow
>bodied by someone who can't affect yellow
>3 forcefield belts from 3 different Braniac 5's
>just a roadbump for Superchad Prime
forgot the picrel
Speedreader-anon, you do know that the events of this comic take place before Hal got his ring, when the weakness was still in place?
In fact, do you not see how Skeet literally says on the very first panel that yellow is still a weakness for Lanterns of that era, and abuses that weakness by ramming Sinestro and drawing blood from him?
>"Please don't hit me again, Ultra-CHAD, my forcefield can't withstand your hits for long"
Anon you know the Yellow Weakness hasn't been a thing longer than most of the posters here have been alive right?
Comicbros...we were frauds all along!
ok, so Gojo vs Makima was in a podcast. It's happening
I guess we're getting Krillin vs Aquaman too.
The difference being, Gojo vs Makima is actually requested.
Do you have any idea how many requested fights have made it onto the podcast that we still haven't gotten? It's a lot more than you think.
wait, so if gojo eventually kills makima he dies too?
They decided to not allow Makima's contract to extend to Gojo so no, but she still beats him more times than Gojo can beat her.
I have no idea. Personally I've never seen Devilman, but if they have connections that're better than "le community rivalry" then it should work.
How fast is Cortana at hacking shit? What's stopping Samus from instantly btfoing Chief?
>What's stopping Samus from instantly btfoing Chief?
Chief
Oh man lucemon is a lucky guy
OH NO HE'S HOT
Anon, are you trying to meme Lucemon into a horsefricker?
uh. llamas... are horses?
I thought arceus was a giraffe
He's not tall.
And if He is a Jiraffe then He is related to Cows and Goats.
I swear
I'd only accept this fight if they get TerminalMontage to make it.
who?
So all this fresh memeshit has been predicated on chief fans trying to reinvent the LONG history of this fight having precident of understanding that Chief V Samus is a mismatch of colossal proportions on the basis that cortana would hack and invalidate the magic pseudo-biology-technology suit made and dismissed from the wearer's willpower.
Literally nothing is stopping that btfo-ing. She wouldn't even need the suit to do it if we're all going to go play along with this new hacking spin on things.
>to reinvent the LONG history of this fight having precident of understanding that Chief V Samus is a mismatch of colossal proportions
Exactly, like it's so fricking weird. Why do Samusgays think Chief is anywhere close to being as weak as she is? It's just an unfair fight man, MC shouldn't just shitstomp Samus like he does.
Scarily enough, Chief's predecessor is even stronger
You badly misread what i posted or have not been around vs for any time at all. The precident is that Samus cleaves through anything in halo like a hot knife through air up until around a forerunner war sphinx. The
Also going back into the hack talk it is a wholey fair anecdote to mention Samus' suit doesn't exactly have the best track record when it comes to resisting hacks/magical corruption but the effects were not catastrophic. We see that attempts to hack the suit's OS does not lead to it or Samus locking up it only disables the armcannon and viser hud frazzles out for a few sec before a quick reboot purges the offending program (not that she needs the armcannon to win) the hacking program in question comes from a robot built by a psionic species that could be considered a close to near equal match to the Chozo. There was a chapter of the manga where magnetic storm that fries all electronics on Samus's ship does not affect her suit in any way and she walks around outside the shit unaffected.
I should also mention as an anecdote that her armor is also apparently a heavyweight at hacking as well eeing that it can and does invade absolutely every system or terminal that a player so much as glances at and she actually uses it to hack the space pirates generator to destroy the planet that one time.
No I understand what you're saying. Samus gets hard fricked by Chief's arsenal, hacking capabilities and general power. I mean it makes sense, she's a pretty weak character and doesn't have a lot going on for her, so I get why everyone knows MC stomps. It just feels like such a mismatch, like Chief vs Slayer cause he fricking destroyed Doom in that fight.
Samus canonically has a power output on the arm cannon that's in the leagues of Halo's space ship main cannons
Lazy trolls do not deserve (You)
>muh manga feats
Muh comic books feats.
>There was a chapter of the manga
The super non-canon one with pyramid Metroids?
Master Chief is weird because the book and game chief are two different characters feat wise
In the books Chief has Carbon Fiber wrist blades, a hacking drone that can basically inject cortana into anything from any distance, can "Punch a spaceship across the skyline" and can snipe several kilometers away without the use of a scope while moving on the back of a warthog.
Meanwhile game chief dies if he just stumbles or gets blindsided
>Master Chief is weird because the book and game chief are two different characters feat wise
Anon that's like 90% of game characters that get comics.
In the InFamous comics, Cole was hounding on a guy who ate energy just as effectively as he could, react fast enough to reflect rockets, and could drop lightning powerful enough to drill a clean hole through a helicarrier. In the first game he got beaten and outsmarted by an old man trash wizard.
>hacking
literally like mind control but sci-fi
>a portion of wandasisters believe mcu wanda can defeat both strange supreme and infinite ultron
Bleach verse will appear in Kingdom Hearts.
>It's real
Narutards.....Wan Pissbros....Bleach is gonna wipe the floor with us with KH scaling....
>japanese lucemon VA is also frieza's VA
>lucemon even does the frieza pose
Yeah another win for dragon ball baby!
wait. Does Frieza voice Lucemon Shota Mode?
What’s with all this Chief vs Samus shit? Is that the next battle? Did James Bond vs John Wick already happen?
No and no, someone brought up Cortana hacking Samus' suit 2 threads ago and no one has actually refuted him
Suit's been hacked before and it is simply an incovienence. Still splatters chief's brains with a thigh flex.
>an inconvienence
Against Cortana? It would be her coffin. By the way, her suit is even connected to her mind. Yikes, Samus loses hard here.
How many willpower battles has Cortana won, canonically?
There really is no counter argument. If space fed Adam can shut Samus down with a remote Cortanna isn't going to have a problem at all. It's like Daredevil vs Nightwing where DD has all the physical advantages but Dick has an easy win button.
What's stopping Samus from just blowing up Master Chief before she hacks? Also, how fast is Cortana's hacking ability?
Pretty fast judging by how she hacked teleporters and whatnot.
That would be a good argument if Adam and his remote didn't exist. Samus can not only be hacked but hacked easily, with external commands completely overriding any internal control over the suit.
but that was Pre-Fusion before her suit became semi-organic
>semi
That's one heck of a cope isn't it? Semi also means not fully organic. And by the by, she even has a suit made of light. Do you know who else can manipulate light constructs?
Samus dies inside her fricking suit.
Between Samus's counterhacking measures and the fact you need to physically touch her to hack her (see MP2) the issue is simple: MC doesn't live long enough for Cortana to hack her
Not to mention that her suit's functions have never been taken over by another entity only temporarily disabled (as in matter of seconds at best)
And yes, a single shot from Samus is sufficient to kill MC outright, difference in power between their weapons is that high
>Not to mention that her suit's functions have never been taken over by another entity only temporarily disabled
This is a terrible argument to use. All you basically said was "Samus has never had to deal with being fully hacked" and surprise surprise, Cortona can do just that. Thank you for digging Samus's grave.
but the light suit is pre-Fusion and she doesn't really keep any of her Prime suits
I did not consider that. Did Cortanna ever hack gravemind?
Samus was a willing participant there. It's not the same as being aggressively hacked
The refutation is that Samus has displayed hacking with the scan visor at the same level or possibly even faster than Cortana did at any point she was connected to MC
Remember that anything beyond her being an assistant, makes her a separate character entirely and thus not relevant for deathbattle rules, MC can't sic later games Cortana on Samus any more than Samus can sic the baby metroid on MC
Nah, he was refuted in the same thread
He's just a broken record autist, probably at least 300 pounds, and likes goobers
manufactured drama to get band wagoners to hop in and engage in tribalism
Me likey these threads, me prevents them from jumping to page 11 like how it almost happened 7 hours ago
:3c no more questions, class is over.
I think it was something about a project that Monty Oum worked on, don't quote me on that, and it's a legacy matchup.
A character of your choice is locked in a house with the following things looking to kill them. For 24 hours in this runaround of modern horror’s trend of making the danger be a "You have to navigate around X's ruleset" puzzle.
>A Weeping Angel (Dr who)
https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Weeping_Angel
>Observing it keeps the creature motionless. If you can't see it the creature can touch them and they’ll die.
>A bird box entity (Bird box)
https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Creatures_(Bird_Box)
>If you see it you have a nice day.
>The Entity (It Follows)
https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/The_Entity_(It_Follows)
>An unstoppable monster that walks slowly in pursuit of the character wearing the guise of a human form and always knows where they are.
>The invisible man (2020 film)
https://universalstudios.fandom.com/wiki/The_Invisible_Man_(2020_film)
>A man in an invisibility suit.
>Truth or Dare (2017 Film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth_or_Dare_(2017_film) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlkPEh4SQq0&ab_channel=NerdExplains (This video gives a better overview for each dare than the wiki page or what I can fit in a summary)
The 2 day timeline shrinks to 24 hours. The character has to speak every truth/act out each dare including prologue roof jump/acid. The film's gas station temporarily is made to exist outside for 'rob a gas station', 'get run over by a car' allows the character to exit the house temporarily. "Kill her" and 'make out with maddie' will generate those characters to kill/make out with respectively.
Death Angel (A Quiet place)
https://aquietplace.fandom.com/wiki/Death_Angels
>A monster that will only be able to attack if the character reveals themself by sound.
A Tethered copy of themself (Us)
https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Tethered
>A clone of the chosen character trying to replace them.They have identical powers but not identical equipment. In fact, they are buck naked.
None of the monster abilities at play will interfere with each other.
>A character of your choice is locked in a house with the following things looking to kill them.
He's got this.
Almost certainly dies to the mix of having to fight himself and some of the self-mutilation challenges from the truth or dare demon.
He wouldn't have to technically fight his Us self, remember that they still mirror the original to some degree, so he could force it to partake in the same meditation he does or kill it if a challenge from Truth or Dare allows it to happen.
The things like The bird box entity, The Entity and A Weeping Angel would be his biggest problems, but if he's allowed his regular powers with the rule that he can't just blow everything up, he can fairly easily avoid/detect them. The challenges from TOD are a different story though.
It's too small
one of the black panthers vs a death angel would be funny
Yujiro Hanma copies all of their moves and rapes his clone in the ultimate display of his title as the Strongest Creature on Earth.
I've said it before but Ant-Man is tailor made for this challenge. His small size can hide him from basically all the threats (unless you can bring up an example of any of those monsters noticing an ant sized object or smaller).
On top of that, his suit and just general superhuman stats will let him do the truth or dare challenges with ease. And seeing as how the suit is equipment, that doppelganger monster will be absolutely nothing compared to Hank or even Scott.
Hank would do better obviously, cause comics and 3000iq, but Scott would also manage very easily.
wait has Cortana ever hacked into anything semi-organic?
Yes, the entire universe.
?t=268
>Weapon: "She's switched transmitters. Re-routing the power through that one. This isn't good. The connection is sentient. It's searching for something."
Organic =/= sentient, anon.
No such thing exists in halo .
Not actually the same as hacking the universe and more to the point the form of cortana that does that is long separated from chief. I stopped caring about halo after 4 but even I know that Cortana has been off doing her own thing developing into a super AI network(?) taking over the forerunner's shit(?) for a long time now. The cortana that people think of as being stored in a chip in the chief's head is wildly disconnected from that.
So far as electronic warfare goes, the only thing seen in any of the Metroid games that even comes close to giving Samus trouble are some hardlight drones built by the Luminoth which fire energy blasts which also impart some kind of virus which causes less than ten seconds of interface screwery before the suit basically laughs it off. Keep in mind that the Luminoth are every bit as advanced as the Chozo were, and, while the Chozo are rather lacking in feats for scale, they're generally considered to be at least equal if not more advanced than what the forerunners had going on. Hacking is always a headache to debate, but the visor is able to access a variety of species' systems. Not enough to conclusively determine though since we don't know how it does so.
For the scan visor and 'counter hacking' I remember the only thing in the entire franchise it couldn't hack, translate, decode, or analyze within seconds was the Luminoth's written language.
>more to the point the form of cortana that does that is long separated from chief
lol
> I stopped caring about halo after 4
Cortana is still with Chief. Yes, that same Cortana that took over the Mantle of Responsibility. Yes, no, there's nothing anywhere close to this in Metroid and you even admit it so
>while the Chozo are rather lacking in feats for scale
she's with him as an ally not as an integral part of his arsenal anymore
Cortana's feats only count when she was part of MC's arsenal
No anon, she's back into his armor.
not at universe hacking potential though
at that level she's comparable to the shenanigans Samus has pulled by herself
She's a copy of her in all but appearance and personality.
No toonhomosexualry again it seems. How splendid.
what would this do for the size of a marvel universe? i know there was something similar for DC
Wat
Swank already said in Wanda vs Zatanna that at the highest levels both Marvel and DC have X's for size. It means that anything with a given number as a size (I'm looking at you, SCPgays) even a number cribbed from a popsci youtube video on transfinites, gets creamed.
So Ultraman is still in the game
Cortana is outside help
t. Escharum
Does chief win without her? No he only wins with her. He's like her digimon partner. Chief and cortana should fight another space marine with an ai companion.
Bring back Booster Gold, with Skeets
Imagine the fricking haloshitter meltdowns
>getting back to comfy Halo lore just because of this bullshit debate
God, I fricking love Halo.
Unbeatable.
Let me just drop this
>Listen up gayS
>The Security Officer was made to stop all power level wankery. Millions of goddamn years ago, an alien race that could destroy solar systems without batting an eyelash got so pissed off they threw the physical manifestation of motherfricking CHAOS, timeless beings that broke the very rules of nature as part of their nature, into the motherfricking sun. Were they phased? Frick no; while still imprisoned inside that shit ass b***h of a star they flayed all of motherfricking TIME. Imagine that for a second, these buttholes were taking a leisurely swim inside the raging heart of a gas giant and just decided to frick up the course of history.
>Eons later, a cyborg Security Officer built as the culmination of humanity's destructive knowledge and potential comes along with an immortal and hyper-complex AI in his brain and merges its data core with an AI from the alien race. Now he's got a fricking Infinity Gauntlet installed in his brain that lets him RESET TIME over and over and over again until he finds a scenario in which he can beat the primordial creature that was chaos itself. He is DESTINED to win every fricking fight against whatever buttholes you put him against, because he WILLS that to be the case.
>No amount of "muh rip and tear," Chozo whatever the frick technology, or even Bungie's own half-assed retreads of their own property (with Halo and Destiny) stand up to the Security Officer. He kills fricking eldritch things that are the manifestations of UNIVERSAL CONCEPTS. Shove your power levels up your fricking asses and never forget Durandal.
>Marvel references
>Uses "frick" every sentence
>Constant emphasis on random shit
>Le hardcore epic backstory
Whoever wrote this is either a child, moronic, trying way too hard or all three. Either way, he loses to Master Chief.
That's the joke
I don't even think Samu's antivirus is comparable to the one the Banisher's flagship assault carrier ship had. And Isabelle fully hacked that entire ship as well every drone they had.
All covie tech has backdoors for forerunner technology interface. It’s part of why that shit (and forerunner tech as well) gets hacked as easily as it does.)
I don’t know how you are supposed to compare that to the hacking power of energy weapon light blasts from the civ of pocket universe residing moths who’s written language is indecipherable to
How fast are you if you react in picoseconds anyway?
Depends.
How fast does a computer process information?
Now, how fast is the fastest IRL robot?
Notice something?
Consider that light can only travel the length of Tokyo Tower in 1 microsecond which is 1 millionth of a second
Now consider that a picosecond is one trillionth of a second.
Wait, how can Samus’s suit even get hacked in the first place? She doesn’t rely on any sort of AI or network for the suit’s functions; it’s a purely mechanical suit. That’s like saying Cortana could hack a Harley-Davidson motorcycle.
>She doesn’t rely on any sort of AI or network for the suit’s functions
Yeah, she does.
When has she ever talked to an AI in her suit?
Something doesn't need an AI in order to be hacked.
This reminds me
Is there any conceivable way we could ever get The Drummer into Death Battle?
Fusions, with the Adam AI
she can still continue fine without ADAM as seen in Dread
>Not having an AI means you can't be hacked
What?
She does though.
Adam remotely controls the suit. All Cortanna has to do is spoof the signal, basic hacking stuff. Don't open your network to wireless signals.
Bullshit, MOM isn’t cano-
>look it up
>it actually is
Welp, she’s fricked then. Man, even years later, that game just keeps fricking over the series in every way it can.
not really, the assumption that Cortana can hack it fast enough is not one built on anything concrete
simple fact is, Cortana at no point hacks any of MC's robotic enemies before they can hit him
>Cortana at no point hacks any of MC's robotic enemies before they can hit him
All he needs to do is to stall some time before they reach maximum wank with Samus.
Stall for some time is incredibly dangerous against Samus since she can and will just fire a shield and armor penetrating beam straight at his brainstem.
Really the fight would be between Samus and Cortana with MC being a ball'n chain around her legs.
Makes the fight kinda disappointing no matter what, maybe Samus vs Doomslayer is better since at least he might actually survive a few hits?
It's still hilarious that Captain Titus is still one of the most interesting opponents for Samus.
Saltybet rules: always bet on dragonball
>They don't remember how cucked out of her own weapons Samus was in Metroid Other M
I do. It was embarassing to watch.
Exactly what I'm talking about. It's --the-- reason Samus loses.
When your suit can be controlled and shut down via a remote electronic signal and you're fighting a super AI able to electronically communicate with alien spaceships, you are fricked. Cortanna just has do to basic irl hacking shit in order to win, she doesn't even need to dip into sci-fi bullshit.
Wait, so how does Cortana counter Doom Slayer, then? I think Vega was just in charge of the human facilities, not anything actually tied to Slayer’s suit.
Massive stat gap
That's because nobody played Other M and the ones that do try their best to forget it happened.
These threads made me realize how shitty the Heisei Gamera movies are.
Post yfw they acknowledge Cortana hacking but Samus wins anyway via some random calc that puts her at a brazillion times faster than light
>Samus can fight Ridley
>Ridley can keep up with Samus's ship
>Samus's ship can reach the edge of the universe in a short amount of time in the manga
easy
Yes
Notes on the latest podcast:
>Ben doesn't know anything about Chainsaw Man or Jujutsu Kaisen
>Today's guest is DJTiki, might have let slip he researched Pac-Man
>DudebladeX is a humorless muppet
>DJ arguing for Gojo, Swan for Makima
>Swan thinks the debate is interesting, is not a raw power debate
>Swan thinks Gojo would be affected by the Japanese citizen contract, would not be able to last for all of Makima's lives
>DJ says Gojo outstats Makima
>DJ is notably much better at this than most of the other guests
>Dj brings up JK Binding Vows, thinks there's a way around the Japanese citizen contract by way of indirect attacks
>Swan thinks Unlimited Void is too different from what actually beat Makima to work to the same end (Chainsaw Man eating her out of love which didn't apparently count as an attack)
>Swan says Future Devil would give Makima perfect information, DJ counters that the Six Eyes would let Gojo do the same by interpreting cursed/negative energy
>Swan tries the argument that Makima doesn't have the negative emotions needed to be tracked through negative energy
>Chad says both info gathering abilities work on each other, for simplicity
>Swan says Makima can bypass Infinity using her control stuff, she sees everyone as inferior
>DJ says Hollow Purple can wipe Makima from existence, Swan says Makima's contract would just count this as one kill or she would just dodge
>Gojo's speed feat is scaling from a misinterpreted meteor feat (gives arbitrary speed for a pulled meteor, somehow gets mach 25)
>Makima's speed feat is Gun Devil scaling (mach 100-500), DJ says somehow the Gun Devil's bullets are slower than the Gun Devil itself
>Some debate about Makima vs Gun Devil
>DJ says Gojo's brain refresh thing would make him immune to Makima's control
>Next Death Battle coming next week, and hints for others
>Research group appears to be a unified front, has to convince production
>Get the impression Ben and Chad are interested at least
>Gojo wins the podcast episode
>Today's guest is DJTiki, might have let slip he researched Pac-Man
Luigibros... his redemption is coming, we fricking won
>DudebladeX is a humorless muppet
Who and why
>Next Death Battle coming next week, and hints for others
What the frick? The actual episode or just the trailer?
>Who and why
Some jackass in the chat who told them to stop joking around and socializing and get to the debate.
>What the frick? The actual episode or just the trailer?
Just the trailer, sorry if that was unclear.
What else should I add?
Thanks anon
Capeshit should be in the free space, speaking honestly.
>Positive square
Episode where both characters are from completely new series
>Negative square
Character is implausibly FTL
>Neutral square
Ryona ending
>Stomp fight w/wanked numbers
>DC vs Anime that DC wins
>Ryona fight
>DB lore MU
>FTL street tier
fricking ryonagay at it again
as if ruining the thread the other day had not been enough
You misunderstand, anon. That list was of shit I hate, not things I want.
Just try and stop me, homosexual.
>>DJ says Hollow Purple can wipe Makima from existence, Swan says Makima's contract would just count this as one kill or she would just dodge
Here's the problem with this, and also why I hate DB "researchers".
Hollow Purple doesn't erase shit from existence, it just erases. And Makima's contract doesn't even work as "a death is transferred to someone else", it works by converting her death into an illness or accident, so her "lives" don't just end after killing her a couple million times. Something like this is so basic and easy to understand, and they managed to get it wrong.
In DJ's defense, we have seen Swan knowingly hide information and treat this as a game. He's probably doing the same. On the other hand, they said Jon Talbain did karate when it's fairly obvious his deal was Jeet Kune Do.
>hey said Jon Talbain did karate when it's fairly obvious his deal was Jeet Kune Do.
How do you even manage to frick something like that up. Do they think 'belt = karate'.
No dog in this race but
>Bullets faster than a meteor
Nani the frick?
of the fictional bullet has feats then the fictional bullet can be faster then a regular one
TLDR: Gun Devil's bullets turn cities into glass floors, and can reach said cities in seconds.
https://mangadex.org/chapter/715c9b1c-ea8f-4b2e-a7d8-0d8617083180/5
https://mangadex.org/chapter/86983846-64a7-4257-b8d4-1eb7bbb87735/12
>Question though, is Makima's thing like a big wave of erasure? Wouldn't that make Makima "die" every moment she spends in it?
If you meant Gojo then yes, it is basically just a massive ball of erasure. But Makima doesn't need to sit in the same place she "died" in order to come back, since she can teleport around freely. It'd burn through some lives and put plenty of people into car accidents sure, but like I mentioned before it's not a one to one 'I die you die' thing.
Where is he shooting from to get these times?
The first time it appeared the location was entirely unknown, but the second time, when it was summoned by the US president, it appeared in Nikaho City, so pretty close to Makima. Within one second it managed to kill at least 100 people. They were all 1,500 meters close to GD.
Within two seconds, when it was 500KM away from Makima, it managed to kill another 100+ people at the very least. Keep in mind I'm saying "100" as a lowball because I'm not going to count every single name present.
253 (23x11) people, if it's just the names in that picture
And picrel was the first second he started shooting.
The seconds just mean how long he was firing at the place, not how long it took to get there.
from Japan
That's something they never specified for the first time he showed up, he could've been shooting from Connecticut for all I know, but in the pic I showed, which is the second time he appeared, he's in Japan and firing exclusively at Japan.
I can see why they think the bullets are faster than the meteor Gojo scales to, especially since that meteor was moving slow as shit.
>Shooting from Japan
>0.4 seconds to Hawaii
>2 seconds to Mexico
>3 minutes, 30 seconds to the Soviet Union
...Huh?
Chainsaw Man is very, very weird and also kinda scary. It's to be expected from the guy who bought us LIVE
Tiki is the worst researcher I've ever seen. Worse even than cartoon fight club. I have no idea why they hired him. I guess he's one of their old friends or something.
Question though, is Makima's thing like a big wave of erasure? Wouldn't that make Makima "die" every moment she spends in it? That could quickly burn through all of Japan.
What did the bullets do?
I don't know, never read Chainsaw Man or even seen anything from it I'm just assuming it's probably magical or some shit like the magic bullets from Hellsing
Basically everyone on the research team was a g1 back on ye olde screwattack forum days. Hell, like 50% of the g1 blog group were also there.
Which makes me wish I had the foresight to archive some of those threads. Not to cancel anybody or anything, but there were absolutely dozens of times someone either had a meltdown or they wanked a character so much it stuck with me years later.
Some dude REALLY argued the hell out of star level Wii Fit Trainer.
>Which makes me wish I had the foresight to archive some of those threads.
the first two seasons' research blogs got nuked, unfortunately
likely under RT's orders, to cover up for the fact that Tifa vs Yang was rigged
>Star level Wii Fit trainer
What the frick?
How?
Smash Bros scaling?
I think its because she """"""creates a sun""""" in smash bros, ultra wank basically
Close. He decided to scale her to Miis, since she trains them and all. But to him ALL MIIS were canon, so he just composited them. So all the wacky physical shit they do in any game (ie Wii Party, Wii Play, random 3rd party games that used miis, etc) were fair play for scaling Wii Fit Trainer.
I don't remember much more than that, other than he wanted WFT vs Ryu (SF btw) And he always said the fight was close due to Ryu scaling to Akuma and Asura, which put him and wii fit trainer close-ish in stats.
Trust me, I didn't get it either.
Why aren't we worried about Samus hacking Cortana?
I mean, scan visor has pulled off some serious BS in that regard as well, even hacking things that don't have wireless connections, somehow
the girl hacked the entire Domain that connects stars, as well as an A.I that possesses millions of bodies. lol I think she's got the feats.
well 2 seconds of scan visor and Samus knows exactly how to defeat Cortana through bird magic so the threat of her doing something like that actually exists
well that or just infect her with Phazon, since we know that somehow infects AI
Cortana can hack her in milliseconds.
Not while in MC's suit, that copy is far far slower and has never displayed anything on that level
>that copy is far far slower
That's your fanfiction. she's a copy of the original.
not in abilities apparently given she doesn't actually display anything like that
Also we're kind of running into another problem, namely, Samus can just delete the hack at will, unequip her armor and beat MC that way
I mean if we're taking outlier feats then Samus can jump 20ft into the air on a plant with 998 times earth's gravity without her suit to help her
>not in abilities
The burden of proof is yours not mine. It's an exact copy. Prove it to me, with a real source that she doesn't have the same capabilities.
>Samus can just delete the hack at will
The only problem you're runing to is me asking for feats and you being unable to provide any.
Samus was able to delete a hack in MP2 with a quick suit reboot that's a feat
So Samus deletes the hack using her ability, unequips the suit which she can do at will then goes ham on MC
Or she uses fusion suit or fully corrupted PED suit, both of which are organic and hack proof
So in the end, she'll have to fight Chief naked. She loses. Thought, I honestly doubt she can outhack Cortana. The feats aren't there.
>So in the end, she'll have to fight Chief naked. She loses
that's the funny thing
Samus fighting MC naked is still a win for Samus because she's that superhuman compared to him
Also it's not naked, she's got access to her sidearm, which lets her just snatch any of MC's weapons out of his hands and shoot him dead with it because she's superhumanly faster and stronger than him
Naked Samus is to MC what MC is to normal humans.
>Not answering about the high end armor-less Samus
Damn, what an easy win.
Well, you think you can outhack a character that's able to hack an entire Covenant fleet. While showing 0 feats of such.
You're still the one holding the burden of proof so I'm free to shitpost a bit. And lets not even talk about the possibility of having Samus hacking Samus ship as well. She can multitask.
>>And lets not even talk about the possibility of having Samus hacking Samus ship as well
>Samus is so fast she can hack her own ship AND fight MC at the same time
Halobros....I'm starting to get kinda scared.....
Ship isn't involved anon,
And Samus can reset her suit, that's literally an ingame ability and she can withdraw her suit using her willpower, again, something that can't be suppressed by hacking it
Oh and there's always hyper mode, while she's in phazon hyper mode only phazon powered things can affect her, she's literally invulnerable to all other things
Basically at best you can force Samus to unequip her suit which still ends up with a loss for MC, at worst you can't even do that and MC dies faster
>You absolutely BTFO me, so I just shitpost.
As I said :
What. An. Easy. Win.
Kirbo
Done
Nice.
just spammed their inbox with 05 X-Men vs Teen Titans, Nero vs Hellboy, Raphael vs Rash, XJ9 vs Robot Boy, and Jackie Estacado vs James Heller, with 40 alternate accounts, you can thank me later
Jackie Estacado is for Carnage
>"Cortana hack into Doomguy's armor"
>*Nat 20 luck makes sure the BFG explodes in his hands*
>*double taps with Halo 1 Magnum*
GG EZ
Leave Master Chief to me.
Wait since the whole remote control thing is only applicable to the suit used in MoM doesn't that mean, since this suit gets remodeled in later games, that this no longer applies?
She can't get hacked in games after that.
>trunks vs cable
>not trunks vs silver
cringe
Trunks be real confident until that guy gets hit with "IT'S NO USE", the only counter is HYPER VIPER RIFLE
For maximum cringe you do Trunks Vs Chibiusa.
Venom VS Blue Beetle VS Guyver. Who wins?
Jaimie, easily
People always leave out this one thing in VS debates:
What are the fighters going to try first?
>Alex vs Cole
>Cole starts the fight with nothing but grenade spam until he runs out of juice.
Honestly, DB's biggest problem is that they don't ever think of the mentality of the fighters involved. They're not going to start with a trump card after knowing all of their foes weaknesses
>They're not going to start with a trump card after knowing all of their foes weaknesses
I'm genuinely confused by this, what do you mean?
The conceit of the show is that
1. Both characters have a sociopathic desire to not only beat but kill their opponents.
2. They absolutely will lead with their trump card out of the gate.
This isn't always reflected in the fights, because it would make for some fights that end in a second, but its how they figure the winner behind the scenes.
Which is stupid as hell
Yes it is, for both conceits, but its what the show runs on.
Does flinching count as getting hurt?
Honestly, no.
If a train hit Juggernaut, Juggernaut would move for the same reason he moves while the planet spins--a force acts on him. Negating that force requires him exerting his superstrength against it.
If Superman isn't actively working against him, Batman could make him flinch by punching him.
'You're lucky I rolled with that punch, Bruce. You could have crippled yourself'
Actual dialogue from A Death in the Family
Technically all flightless characters should flinch when they get a direct hit by someone with super strength even if it didn't damage them at all, but because the rule of cool they sometimes don't.
>willpower
I'm out.
Nature is cruel
Well, it's canon.
If you don't like it, don't support that matchup
kinda sad how desperate Halo fans are
actually hoping for a Halo/Doom rematch, seeing how they're acting now their tears would be more delicious at this point
Anon, Doom Sissies have been literally begging for a rematch for years, and when they realized that it'll never happen they started projecting their "unbeatable hero" trope onto Samus, because she was Chief's next big MU. This entire thing happened because Doomgays are STILL upset over a decade old fight.
Maybe, but it's kind of sad to see Halo fans acting like Doom fans when faced with a character that's as far above Master Chief as Chief was above Doomguy.
Any case though, I just want a battle with Samus where she actively gets to use her expansive arsenal of gear and abilities, the Boba Fett fight was fairly lame since they had to limit her to basic power beam and missiles to keep the fight fair.
Wouldn't even mind a reasonable loss at that point either.
Also why I'm not really interested in a Samus vs Master Chief fight, either way it's a stupid fight, either they use Cortana at full wank, in which case it's a battle in which Master Chief is literally irrelevant and the fight itself a Mewtwo vs Shadow debacle, or else they actually fight and Samus is yet again reduced to power beam and missiles to keep the fight from ending in half a second.
Wan Piss? Gets soloed by Jiraiya.
By deathbattle standards Master Chief wouldn't even get access to Cortana since that's outside interference.
Why are we even discussing this?
She's part of his armor, of course she would be accepted in the match.
Even so, they should limit her abilities to what she is capable of while in his armor, not what she is capable of doing as a character in her own right.
Limit her abilities? For what purpose?
The hacking the Domain was all her, not a jacked up Cortana ridden with space steroids.
But BB got Bruce's help and iirc both Spider-Man 2099 and the Red VS Blue guys got their AIs
Can we at least cite Master Chief vs Doomguy?
Cortana wasn't mentioned in the original (10yo btw) fight, just like Cloud wasn't given Materia in the original episode, guess what happened when they did it again last year. And recent episodes show that they're fine with using summons and AIs
>Spiderman vs Batman future edition
>Raiden vs Tencent
>Aizen vs Madara
>Jiryah vs Roshi
>Ultron vs Sigma
>Strange vs Fate
Want me to continue or are you done being moronic?
See
Their rules have clearly shifted some, if you couldn't tell by me listing the number of fights that allowed outside help. And unless I missed something, there was nothing in the video about not allowing Cortana.
So you're saying in an actual DB involving MC, Cortana was disallowed
And then you cope feverishly
Gotcha
>So you're saying in an actual DB involving MC, Cortana was disallowed
That isn't even remotely close to what I said, there wasn't even any mention of Cortana in the fight. Are you actually moronic?
So she's not in it or included in the analysis as part of his armoury
ie disallowed
Yeah, I gotcha lol
>Master Chief was so strong he didn't even NEED Cor present to rape Dick Sucker
>Samusgay thinks this means Cortana wasn't allowed
Oh anon....please get your eyes and/or head checked.
>no argument
Sounds like cope to me
>He can't read
I don't converse with the mentally stunted. No more (You)'s b***h.
BTFO'd gay runs away
Many such cases
>he posts his paymaster
Imagine being a moronic autistic fatfrick poorgay fricking GOOBER
She's simply too much for Metroid.
Sorry Metroidtrannies, perhaps you should beg Nintendo to promote you to a first rate franchise? One day maybe.
Have sex, goober
If you can afford it on your McSalary
Cortana wasn't mentioned because she was irrelevant to the result and Death Battle's standards have changed
Materia was also disallowed in Link VS Cloud 1. They still used it in the rematch and even gave those Halo fanfic characters their AIs, she will get the same treatment
>mantra
Repeat
I accept your concession.
>buzzwords
Is a concession
And: accepted
GG no re
>still no argument
yawn
So post one, instead of coping
Hint: you have nothing
>same buzzword for the 3rd time
>still hasn't refuted anything I've said
lol
Who's poping HxH cherry on DB? My bet is Meruem vs Kars. With another grand victory for Swa- err, I mean, JoJo.
>Kars
>unkillable by anything on Earth
>Meruem
>jobs to radiation poisoning
You don't even need swank for this one, what do they even have in common aside from muh ultimate lifeform?
Adaptive ability and stuff. Meruem can eat people and absorb their Nen if I'm not mistaken
Doesn't really help in a vacuum though.
>what do they even have in common aside from muh ultimate lifeform?
Chimeric biologies, being villains, being geniuses, being roughly in the same ballpark of power as to make arguments contestible and them being from Shows/mangas that occupy the same shoenan thinking man's tactical fighter niche. (This is the other *big* puzzle piece behind why this fight crops up)
The bird box entity kills if you see it through a video camera as well. The film does not have lore to answer nitty gritty questions but I don't think the suicide compulsion is dependent on anything other than just your seeing it. an ant man suit user wouldn't know not to look and still die.
HxH is too grounded for a series with a power system.
Most things that use the same conventions simply care less about rules and limitations.
Isn't the version of Cortana that could effortlessly hack on a galactic scale no longer part of Chief's loadout?
Anon, the Cortana that did that wasn't special in any way. It was stated she was only able to do it due to her interaction with Forerunner artifacts as she traveled with Chief.
In other words, since the start of Halo.
So she wasn't?
>IT replied to me and started describing ITself
Disgusting. Keep your filthy mongrel words OUT of my screen b***h.
>n-no u
>still no rebuttal
I think the first one is understandable because otherwise heroes would be at a disadvantage but the second one is moronic
>He thinks I was referring to HIM
You're alright HaloCHAD. I was talking about the SamusSCUM that plague these threads.
Heroes should be at a disadvantage. It's something that actively influences their stories and how they fight. Spidey is always at a disadvantage against his foes because he holds back and they don't.
>Twitter image
>JOBBER the JOBHOG character
done
Someone's so BTFO'd they're b***hposting
Again
>Nicacado guy already supplying Kaijugays with free rent
>Luffy can beat Toriko
>Chief totally wins his rematches guys
Do these threads just get dumber when there's no new content?
>[TRUTH]
>[TRUTH]
>[TRUTH]
All you did was spout facts.
Thanks?
People want attention and here is easy to get it.
They are late to the game, as per usual
>Luffy can beat Toriko
As a Toriko fan, I agree with this match up. Not because of the outcome, but because it would be funny if they did it
What is the fight with the most gore potential?
Personally, anything with Ichi
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Shinji vs Tetsuo would have been gore kino if they had the brains to do it instead of Tets vs Magneto.
I fail to see how the fight would be gory.
>Giant meat cyborg vs giant meat blob in the middle of Tokyo with countless innocents underfoot
>Shinji starts out somewhat traumatized he has to kill a kid and then gets really traumatized when a meat blob swallows him and he can hear Tetsuo scream inside his mind
>Tetsuo screaming, Shinji screaming, Eva-01 screaming, the city screaming
>Ending is the last scene of End of Evangelion, but it's a giant Tetsuo forehead floating down the blood river instead of a giant Rei head.
It would have been incredibly kino. It might have been more kino than Ben vs Hal or Balrog vs TJ.
Ehhhh
I don't see how 01 wins that
On a technical level, it's hard to beat this one.
Any fight with 2 big beautiful strong women
In a mud pit please
Apparently Twitter is now taking it upon themselves to make a meme of how low powered Homelander is and how easily he gets beat up outside his verse
>Trying to insult CHADHOG and TwitterGODS
>KEEPS replying for my attention
KEKAROO. Reply again and you're OFFICIALLY my b***h.
>Twitter's being correct again
Based. Homelander is fodder.
Not only homelander, the boys verse is one of the weakest verses because 99% of the characters are either glass canons or complete idiots (or both).
If Death Battle do all its possible matchups it will surpass the losing score of Power Rangers
I hope they just stick to either A-Train vs Tenya or Stain vs Butcher, and Homelander vs Tighten. It'd at least give them one guaranteed win with A-Train, or a potential win with Butcher.
Tighten is for Syndrome. It's more thematic and fun.
Don't the two fights have the same amount of themes? Tighten and Homelander have:
>Manchildren
>Given immense power, but are so stunted by their childhoods/shit lives that they use it for themselves
>Obsessed with a single girl, to the point where they threaten and stalk her
>Replacements for someone far greater than them
>Superman wannabe's
Tighten and Syndrome have:
>Manchildren
>Stunted by their childhoods/shitty lives
>Granted immense power, but only use it for petty revenge/themselves
And that's all I can think of.
Butcher out-muscles Stain, but he doesn't really have an answer for Stain just ninja-ing around and cutting away at him. Also, how do you even composite Butcher? The two versions of himself are so different it just makes no sense to call them the same person.
Tighten and Syndrome are the dark reflections of Jimmy Olsen. Tighten is the Lois figure's cameraman, like Jimmy. Syndrome was an aspiring sidekick to the Superman figure, like Jimmy. Both take poorly to rejection, leading them to become supervillains. Also the somewhat literal red headed unwanted boys.
I pretty much agree to all of this, except for the
>Syndrome was an aspiring sidekick to the Superman figure,
I always felt like Incredible was more of a Batman-type hero, and Syndrome wanted to be his Robin but when he was told "no frick off" he decided to use his intelligence the same way "Batman" would, to make up for his lack of strength and replace it with technology. Other than that, I think Tighten, Syndrome and Homelander share similar esque themes.
>I always felt like Incredible was more of a Batman-type hero
I dunno about that, man. He was a brick, not a gadgeteer. He was more Tom Strong but not as smart, rather than any version of Batman or any of Batman's inspirations. His super strength and durability, and his reputation and image, scream more "Superman" to me than "Batman.
>He was a brick, not a gadgeteer.
Ehh, he had a lot more ingenuity than people give him credit for. Things like his fights against the hero killing robots, his supercar, the usage of underage sidekicks (albeit sometimes unwillingly) and his villains felt a bit more Batman than Superman to me. He wasn't exactly a mad genius, but I felt like he had the physical attributes of Clark, and the mentality/work ethic and work life of Bruce.
That's true, but Superman also tends to have more ingenuity than most give him credit for. In that way, Bob resembles Clark more than Bruce. Also, Bob straight up does the Superman thing where he tears his shirt open to reveal his super suit at the end of the first movie.
>Butcher out-muscles Stain, but he doesn't really have an answer for Stain just ninja-ing around and cutting away at him.
Uhh yes he does? He can dodge Stain's attack and then shoot him with his guns that contain depleted uranium rounds. Plus, Butcher is also stealthy when it comes to ambushijg his opponents.
>Also, how do you even composite Butcher? The two versions of himself are so different it just makes no sense to call them the same person.
They did it with Homelander so they'll definitely do it with Butcher.
>They did it with Homelander so they'll definitely do it with Butcher.
Anon, Comic and Show Homelander are barely different from one another. It's easy to composite a character when there's practically nothing TO composite. Butcher in the show and Butcher in the comic are practically alternate versions of each other, especially when it comes to using Compound V.
>Uhh yes he does? He can dodge Stain's attack and then shoot him with his guns that contain depleted uranium rounds.
Yeah he has to actually be fast enough to dodge or even see half of Stain's attacks, which -considering that Butcher has fairly normal reactions- he cannot do. You're also selling Stain super fricking short if you think he's somehow below bullet speed, the guy's default is faster than eyesight.
>Plus, Butcher is also stealthy when it comes to ambushijg his opponents.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Butcher's stealth relies on two factors
>His opponent is already terrified of him/knows who he is
>His opponent is unable to act upon him because of retribution in the form of being exposed
I'm not kidding. Look back at ANY time Butcher is stalking someone, and you'll see how hard he relies on the fear factor. Even against LS, he had to preemptively make him piss his pants, and even THEN the Sausage didn't outright murder him when he knew who was trying to kill him because he was his fricking friend.
>Yeah he has to actually be fast enough to dodge or even see half of Stain's attacks, which -considering that Butcher has fairly normal reactions- he cannot do. You're also selling Stain super fricking short if you think he's somehow below bullet speed, the guy's default is faster than eyesight.
And you're selling Butcher short because he dodged lasers from Stormfront and evaded one from Homelander. He can definitely evade Stain's strikes and play keep away with him with his ammunition
Plus, Butcher has got sleep gas grenades, normal grenades, C4 explosives, a bazooka, and other weapons at his disposal. It won't matter anyway cause DB will just give Butcher temp V (I know it's lame but you know they'll do it) and Butcher can pretty much stomp Stain with his increased durability and laser vision powes.
>And you're selling Butcher short because he dodged lasers from Stormfront
Did you actually take that joke part from Otto's blog seriously? You realize that Stormfront was aiming for the truck, not Butcher right? He was under strict orders to NOT kill him, and only ignored said orders until Butcher made fun of Hitler.
>and evaded one from Homelander.
He's never even fought Homelander on even ground in the comics, and in the show he got hit by those lasers the first time they fought. Have you read or seen either of these things before you talked about them?
>He can definitely evade Stain's strikes and play keep away with him with his ammunition
Ah yes, he'd do that thing he's literally never done before because he prefers up close combat. Seriously, read like a single chapter of The Boys.
>Plus, Butcher has got sleep gas grenades, normal grenades, C4 explosives, a bazooka, and other weapons at his disposal.
Okay anon, tell me how you're going to gas, blow up or shoot someone who's constantly disappearing from your line of sight. And tell me how it'd be a smart idea to use any kind of smoke anything in an open space, because Stain isn't going to decide to run into a building and let himself get cornered.
>DB will just give Butcher temp V (I know it's lame but you know they'll do it) and Butcher can pretty much stomp Stain with his increased durability and laser vision powes.
You have to actually inject Temp V into yourself, and believe it or not, juicing in the middle of a fight isn't exactly a good idea against someone who outspeeds the speedsters. Also, please explain why Butcher would suddenly be able to get his hands on the guy he was already incapable of touching, his V doesn't make him faster, nor does it increase his reactions.
>Did you actually take that joke part from Otto's blog seriously? You realize that Stormfront was aiming for the truck, not Butcher right? He was under strict orders to NOT kill him, and only ignored said orders until Butcher made fun of Hitler.
And then after that, he shot a laser at Butcher. How the frick did you forget that?
>He's never even fought Homelander on even ground in the comics, and in the show he got hit by those lasers the first time they fought. Have you read or seen either of these things before you talked about them?
Again, read the fricking comic. It's right there when Homelander is fighting Black Noir.
>Ah yes, he'd do that thing he's literally never done before because he prefers up close combat. Seriously, read like a single chapter of The Boys.
>he prefers up close combat
Are you fricking serious?
>Okay anon, tell me how you're going to gas, blow up or shoot someone who's constantly disappearing from your line of sight.
Butcher's comic counterpart literally has enhanced reflexes and speed.
>And tell me how it'd be a smart idea to use any kind of smoke anything in an open space, because Stain isn't going to decide to run into a building and let himself get cornered.
Butcher can literally just either get a good hit on Stain and knock him into a building or detonate a well placed C4 round to bait him in there.
>You have to actually inject Temp V into yourself, and believe it or not, juicing in the middle of a fight isn't exactly a good idea against someone who outspeeds the speedsters.
DB is probably just going to make Butcher inject himself in the beginning of the fight just so that the fight lasts longer.
>Are you fricking serious?
You're right, I must've forgotten about that time he decided to stab Jack to death, or that time he decided to kill the second best supe team with a shovel, or that time he took on Mother's Milk hand to hand (and got promptly beaten to shit) or that time he and the Boys were going to fight the entire X-Men knock offs with nothing but their fists or that time he fought those D-lister supes with nothing but melee. Silly me how could I possibly forget those moments where he was using only his hands or a melee weapon.
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Boys/Issue-31?id=51983#6
If you're going to wank, read the actual comic first.
>Again, read the fricking comic. It's right there when Homelander is fighting Black Noir.
>Ducking your head means you have lightspeed reaction
You're giving TB fans a bad name. What's even worse is the fact that he clearly ducked from the beam AFTER it got fired and was headed close to him. He didn't outspeed the laser, he just moved from Noir's line of sight.
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Boys/Issue-65?id=52020#22
>And then after that, he shot a laser at Butcher. How the frick did you forget that?
Yeah, at his fricking FEET you moron. He was already running away from Stormfront, so don't try to act like he just jumped out of the way.
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Boys/Issue-34?id=51986#7
>Butcher's comic counterpart literally has enhanced reflexes and speed.
Not only is this never stated to be the case ONCE, it's also wouldn't even help him. Stain is still faster than Butcher and can get away from him before shit gets hairy.
>Butcher can literally just either get a good hit on Stain and knock him into a building or detonate a well placed C4 round to bait him in there.
Ah yes, I assume he'll set up the C4 in the building he planned on blowing up that had innocents inside of it? This sounds exactly like Butcher.
Just face it man. Stain is going to get Butchered by Butcher.
>Silly me how could I possibly forget those moments where he was using only his hands or a melee weapon.
Yeah, it's pretty moronic of you for missing the context of those scenes and why Butcher was only using his crowbar and fists for those events. Especially since he's used guns and other firearms for other missions.
>Yeah, at his fricking FEET you moron. He was already running away from Stormfront, so don't try to act like he just jumped out of the way.
No he fricking didn't you moron. He shot his laser AT Butcher only for Butcher to dodge in time to not get hit.
>Not only is this never stated to be the case ONCE, it's also wouldn't even help him. Stain is still faster than Butcher and can get away from him before shit gets hairy.
Compound V makes humans 50 times more powerful than normal according to Mallory in the comics.
>Ah yes, I assume he'll set up the C4 in the building he planned on blowing up that had innocents inside of it? This sounds exactly like Butcher.
There's such a thing that's called abandoned buildings dude. Also, why are you including innocent people in this scenario?
Anon I gave you the context for every single thing I responded to. Stormfront was very obviously firing at Butcher's feet, anyone with eyes can see that.
>Yeah, it's pretty moronic of you for missing the context of those scenes and why Butcher was only using his crowbar and fists for those events.
You have to be kidding, I literally GAVE you the context for those scenes. Tell me the context then, anon. Explain why Butcher would prefer to beat the every loving shit out of majority of his enemies as opposed to gunning them down, something he doesn't even do often. Do you think that scene with Butcher shooting at Noir meant he does that all the time?
>Compound V makes humans 50 times more powerful than normal according to Mallory in the comics.
And how does "powerful" correlate to "faster and given superhuman reactions" seriously, I want to hear your logic for this.
>There's such a thing that's called abandoned buildings dude.
And you're, for some reason, under the impression that Butcher would be able to perfectly trap Stain into one. The same Stain who can simply jump away onto a nearby building to avoid a C4 detonation. Vswiki and blogs have rotted your brain, anon.
>Obsessed with a single girl, to the point where they threaten and stalk her
Homelander was not obsessed with Maeve, he was as controlling as he was to anyone else
Syndrome is for Mysterio (MCU)
Homelander beats All-Might.
Tell me why you believe this, and I will explain why it's incorrect.
Homelander is stronger than all nukes. All-might is not.
>Homelander is stronger than all nukes
This is incorrect. He had a single nuke strapped to his rear and that would've been enough to kill him.
>All-might is not.
Also wrong, because Peak AM would've been capable of tanking multiple nuclear warheads at once, in fact Shiggy, someone who's around the same level as peak All Might, did exactly that and proceed to murder the person who dropped those nukes on him.
Let's see, stain kills both billy and his wife's son. Homelander is essentially the weakest of all supermans but evil, magneto kills stormfront in an attosecond, queen maeve loses to even the weakest version of wonder woman, a team gets raped by seemingly anyone
Stain is fricked against the real Butcher (comic version). Especially since they'll composite him with the show version to get laser vision.
Billy beats Stain tho
Fiction falling into a place so shallow that characters not being more powerful than called for by their setting and story is now mockable. Sad.
It's more about Homelander being that fricking to clown on for how he acts in the show. And it's fricking hilarious.
Let's see
That's funny as hell
Naruto (they/them) is stronger than both homelander and billy butcher wife's son
The so call failed episode of the season (harley vs jinx) has more views than korra vs storm. Kek that show them for depriving us from korra vs rey
Outside of maybe Bayonetta's, episodes featuring females tend to perform poorly or below the average anyway. Toph and Tifa did well in terms of views, but when it comes to likes or fan reception, their fights are hated, for obvious reasons.
The general consensus is that season 8 was a mistake... well, also 9, but at least... nah, it also sucks.
Doom humbling lex was good tho
Doom should humble batkek in his third fight.
How much salt will it cause if alice wins?
Much to otto's annoyance
Forgot pic kek
Almost nothing, Anderson writing is so shitty that Alice has a lot of powers which later he forgots that she has.
Alice could one shot Selene with her telekinesis.
Also why Doom humbling Batkek would annoy Otto. Was he one of the people who believed Lex was going to win just because Death Battle wanked him out of pity?
I kinda really really want Doom to get fraudchecked
Doom fanboys are annoying as hell
Looking at his potential MUs, he beats vader again, he beats gil too, more likely than not beats batkek. Unless he's put against lovecraft, spc or suggverse, there isn't anyone who can fraudchecked him
not sure he actually beats batkek though
Batman has lost all but 1 battle. Even then that was a pity win. All odds are in doom favor
At least it gave us the best RYONAKINO in a while
Uh oh viewsgay is at it again
>Multi planetary vs guy with big gun arm
Oh wow what a close match up!
I'm tired of Dragonball in anything. Their abilities are stupidly inconsistent in their own universe.
Guys who can rattle entire dimensions but also get killed by getting run over with a pickup truck.
Can move at supra-light speeds but people can get the drop on them with a sidearm.
Dumb Japanese shit.
>I'm tired of Dragonball in anything. Their abilities are stupidly inconsistent in their own universe.
Comics are also known for that. Remember Harley was able to outplay Superman, Wonderwoman and Batman at the same time.
Yes in a bad comic made by a bad writer who clearly didn't understand the three.
Not by the same writer who has written for the series for decades.
No
Pic related should be Revy's matchip instead of Spike Spiegal.
Sauce? Looks interesting
Jormungand. It's an anime that has more in common with Black Lagoon than the latter has with Cowboy Bebop.
I thought this was a pretty sweet idea if the scenario could be calibrated correctly for fairness.
The bot controllers will remain outside of the fighting area. Match takes place in an open ring where it'll be 6v6. Bots team is composed of a Wedger, Spinner, Drumer, Crusher, and Flipper Vs A Retiarius, Hoplomachus, Trax, Scissor, Murmillo and Secutor.
To be honest, this is probably the most interesting suggestion I've seen in a long time.
These things have weapons beyond survivability for a human - even in armour. The spinners have the same energy as 40 sniper bullets. Flippers - Looking at my own, it's 5 tonnes at the ram for example. Spinners - talking to other roboteers. Using Wikipedia a good base point would be a 10mm pistol round which gets 1kj of energy (I chose it because it's a nice round number) at the muzzle. Most good spinners are around 60-65kj with some being a fair bit higher.
Those men are all going to lose their legs. The lucky ones might then die early from having their heads smashed in after their legs get detatched.
This is the most moronic battle ever. Vegeta at the very beginning of DBZ when he was barely more powerful than Nappa and Raditz destroyed an entire planet with a flick of his wrist. Trunks during the Android saga was like a billion times more powerful than that. He could bust up an entire galaxy with ease if he REALLY wanted to and yet I'm suppose to suspend my disbelief and think fricking Cable would last even a fraction for a second against him? Get this shit outta here.
Looks like someone didn't watch Thor Vs Vegeta, and if Vegeta couldn't win how the frick is Trunks supposed to?
First of all, Death Battle is fricking moronic and if you get your information from a bunch of bias morons, then you are also moronic
Secondly Thor is a fricking god. Cable is a dude. What kind of dumbfrick comparison even is that when this topic doesn't even involve Thor you stupid frick
>First of all, Death Battle is fricking moronic
So you got mad that Vegeta lost, got it.
>Secondly Thor is a fricking god. Cable is a dude.
Coming from the Marvel multiverse and all the shit he's done, he's a lot more than just a dude, I'd put my money on Cable.
Cable died a a bunch of times in the comics already by the hands of earthly beings. Lmao he would get crushed by even jobber characters like Yamcha.
>Yamcha allowed to win a fight
I refuse for meta reasons.
>So you got mad that Vegeta lost
Anin these are two homosexuals opinions, not word of God. I can say fluttershy can beat superman and its worth just as much.
To be fair, Cable is much weaker than Thor.
>This is the most moronic battle ever. Veg-AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CABLE-SAMA STOP SCRAMBLING MY BRAIN I KNEEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Why do DBtards keep trying to act smug when they're currently 5-5? Two of their wins were against resident jobbers, one was a joke fight, and the other was against a senile old man.
>currently 5-5?
Oh no two homosexuals on youtube said so that most mean it makes sense.
Anon DBZA has the most broken as frick power scaling in fiction. It is utterly ridiculous. Its weakest Saiyan character including the children could murder all of Marvel and DC combined.
I need some evidence
You need evidence when people are making hypothetical fanfiction scenarios? Are you moronic?
Absolutely REEKING of COPE
Death battle is moronic and the conclusions they come to are utterly ridiculous. DBZ characters win by default because Toyama has no sense of limitations. The weakest DBZ villain could solo all of comicdom.
This isn't to say that its a superior intelectual property, its saying its power scaling is ridiculous.
>The weakest DBZ villain could solo all of comicdom.
Dude Dragon Ball can't even compete with the most insane of anime/manga, it's not touching fricking DC or Marvel.
>Dude Dragon Ball can't even compete with the most insane of anime/manga,
It is the most insane anime and manga. Im not talking about quality you tard, im talking about depicted powers.
>it's not touching fricking DC or Marvel.
Those universes are incredibly more limited and grounded. Fricking Radditz could destroy earth and make Superman his b***h.
Are you smoking something
Have you guys only ever read Dragon Ball? Do you know how many other stories were doing universal tier characters before you were even born? The AMOUNT of spiccery here is actually astonishing, for the love of GOD read anything other than Dragon Ball, Jose.
Nice non-argument. Come back when you want to play another round of madlibs, kiddo
You first homosexual. have a nice day you redditor tourist
You're propping up DB as some kind of omni-powerful verse because you grew up with it, anon. Just because there's a few universe busters doesn't mean it's the strongest piece of fiction.
There’s only one universe buster in DB
Also the universes in DB are tiny compared to the other fictional universes. They are the size of IRL local groups, which are immensely smaller than the observable part of the universe.
>Also the universes in DB are tiny compared to the other fictional universes
Not anymore, Jaco insisted in the Moro arc how the universe was massive.
The 4 galaxies stuff got rectonned.
How was the four galaxies stuff even real when we saw the super dragon eat a bunch of them in the anime?
Wording on the Kais made it sound like there was only four Galaxies that each watched over.
>You're propping up DB as some kind of omni-powerful verse because you grew up with it, anon.
or because it objectively is. It's how power is depicting that makes it so OP. It has nothing to do with any sort of nostalgia bias, objectively speaking.
>Just because there's a few universe busters doesn't mean it's the strongest piece of fiction.
Yeah because every piece of fiction is different. It's dumb to compare shit like Superman vs Goku because you cannot realistically say with objectivity that one is more powerful than the other because these are the most powerful characters in their respected series. Both are written to be the most powerful and cannot be defeated in some thrown together fan battle without context, however something like Trunks vs Cable is a huge difference and can be compared for the obvious differences in feats. One has the power to bust galaxies, and the other is a mutant who struggles all the time with various enemies of different strengths.
>One has the power to bust galaxies
Was this ever his feat in DB? No.
In fact, 99% of DB characters only displayed planet/solar system level feats, the rest were just statements and assumptions based on logical fallacies.
>Galaxy level Trunks
And I'm done listening to you. Gokek lost, vegana lost, Bardock will get raped by Nolan, and Mark will space asphyxiate Gohan.
>it's this moron again
UNWINcible will lose all their future matchups, be glad they gave you a pity win against Homolander
>Inane monkey babble
Gohag? Floating in the vacuum of space.
Baradick? Dead in a ditch.
Suckura? Eve's morning snack.
You? Bawling because I spoke the TRUTH. Kneel b***h.
>Go[HEADCANON]
UNCONVincible barely passes the Raditz test, you are a low tier verse sincs you think a Naruto character is an achievement
Maybe if you stick to pushing Mark vs Steven (lmao) you MIGHT get a win
Dragon Ball was barely Island level before the Saiyans came in, and wasn't even universe level until Super, the frick are you talking about?
>Those universes are incredibly more limited and grounded.
...I'd like to know what you're smoking and can I have some?
Eh, I’m someone that thinks that DB isn’t that strong but I will say it was around moon level before the Saiyans
>Dude Dragon Ball can't even compete with the most insane of anime/manga
You don't read manga if you don't think Dragon Ball power levels aren't at the very top of everything for the most part. At this point we're dealing with characters who could not only obliterate the universe but also the multiverse. Most manga and anime don't go that far.
Literally nothing indicates this. I see we're back to the "duuude z power levels are top notch even beyonder can't keep up...." dark ages of vs debating
Zeno is the godtier and his pretty strong, but everyone is far, far beneath him.
Even then he should cap at Mr Mxy (if the latter decides to take it seriously) and if he's not enough, Dr Manhattan is more then enough.
Also I do believe Saint Seiya still has stronger god-tiers.
Zeno is far below Mxy.
Zeno is bound by time, as there are two Zenos from different time periods, while Mxy is the same one across every canon, only taking different forms to fit the universe.
Holy shit crawl back to VSB you invasive homosexual morons
cope
This is the one that will finally establish Goku isn’t very strong at all
Nah, that'd be this one, but I'd be interested in what Ultraman brings to the fight.
Trunks
>the guy who murdered frieza who was a space tyrant that conquered most of the universe and wiped out entire races and planets but was slain in seconds
Cable
>Scott Summers from the future who was killed by a meme character like Deadpool
gee let me think about it
What is this meme of lumping insanely powerful characters with not so powerful characters? Are you all moronic?
>still no Kaijugays
Amazing.
Which of the following is the most annoying?:
DCgays or DragonBallgays?
Kaijugays or Toongays?
Nikogay or JudgeDoomgay?
DCgays when Otto's discord gremlins shit up the threads with buzzword spam and antagonizing Marvelgays and Z-tards for no other reason than outdated tribalism.
Toongays I guess. I see more posts complaining about Toons and Kaijus than I see the Toons and Kaijus themselves
Nikocado is unpleasant to look at; it's unpleasant to live in the same universe as Nikocado Avocado, but I have fond memories of Judge Doom. Nikocado posting is worse
>DCgays when Otto's discord gremlins shit up the threads with buzzword spam and antagonizing Marvelgays and Z-tards for no other reason than outdated tribalism.
Schizo moment.
>schizophobia
get out.
Joker/Persona, kaijuu, name, DC, toon, and ryona gays are the worst ones. Tired of DC shilling, toonforce, and people fapping to women dying.
Luther Strode vs Baki
Baki is for Ohma.
And loses to Demonsbane
>multiversal Kirby
>multiversal infinite speed Kratos
>multiversal beyond spatial dimensions Doomguy
>multiversal Dante
>multiversal Bayonetta
these people HAVE to be mentally ill, right? forget autism, we're talking legitimate mental moronation here. down's syndrome at the very least
Bayonetta is going multiversal though.
>Nintendo Shitch exclusive
That can frick right off.
>It's on a system I don't like
>Therefore scaling from it doesn't matter!
No I love Bayonetta, my comment was unrelated to power scaling.
I just want it to be multiplatform.
>multiversal infinite speed Kratos
>multiversal beyond spatial dimensions Doomguy
I want these two to fight. Imagine the threads on Cinemaphile
Leave Master Cuck to me.