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I had a freaking epic dream about Satan fighting Griffith. For some reason, there was a lot of Evangelion stuff there.
When is their fight?
I vote for Juniper to have sex with me
Post your favorite matches and discuss them!
>four (4) pony fights
>countless cultural icons haven’t even been touched yet
Never let anyone try to say that bronies aren’t that loud and obnoxious anymore
I hope discord wins because it will trigger their comments section.
>solos other thread
Gojo...my hero
>Solos Gojo
Well that was easy.
>AcceLOLrator
>ran scared from Magneto
>verse has the worst performing episode of this season
>WWE
>has the worst performing episode of any season
Yep, it's time to save this show
>Dies after Hours
i'm tired of samoans thinking they're afro americans
>Whatchu gonna do about it homie
how does he compare to goku
Clears TARDku with ease
Impressive, the tribal chief easily clesr the only bar that matters. Props to him.
Then tell that to their 280 pound minimum, borderline roid infused, prone to violence genes
>i'm tired of samoans thinking they're afro americans
they've got the pass
ben 10 could casually turn gojo into his b***h
literally
>gets mindfricked harder than bengays, literally
next
>m-min-
jetray alone turns gojo into his b***h
go home and take your zoomer shonen with you
>>m-min-
gojo confirmed above fiction
>zoomer shonen
Dude, what do you think Ben 10 is?
millennial-zoomer shonen
>It's hero ti-ACK
>Infinite vo-AIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is Ben screaming before he gets hit?
wow, gojo changed his name to ben? so proud of him, too bad about the fact that his limitless just jobbed
Gojo changing his name to Ben is the only way a Ben can win
human form ben already solos liMIDfull
just wait until gojo jobs to the jujutsu midsen guy
>mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid
This one has already been mindbroken.
Why do you speak of yourself in third person?
Now he's lost his sense of self.
poor gojob
>the bengay cries out as he strikes himself
This is...Unlimited Void.
>writing bizarre irl fanfiction
are gojobbers really all there in the head?
>gojo strikes anon in real life
Enter
The strongest
take your pills man, this is getting weird
DOMAIN EXPANSION
gojoschizo he's not real, calm down, your heart can't take it
_____no_____
exactly, he's not real
come back to us
he looks so strange. like some kinda dolphin man
Jujutsu Kaisen fans are weirdos, nothing new there.
Why do Ben 10 morons always shill Alien X as the winning schtick, takes away from the significance of Ben's other aliens and the fact that he's nothing without the Omnitrix
I'm not talking about alien x
I'm talking toepick and jetray
ben without the omnitrix has better feats than almost anyone else without their powers or items
Ash solos him
ben has similar physical feats to ash and more skill
Ben 10,000 yes, with spells and etc
but overall he's shit without the omnitrix and almost used it when was confronting a bully before snapping out of it and beating the bully with words
nah man, even as a kid he was already shoving robots 4 times his size off and dodging (decently fast) lasers
That's just basic menial shit, are you trolling??
he was literally about to use the omnitrix against his High School Bully, he lacks the mental fortitude to win a "Death Battle" if we're being honest
lmao what is this tangent?
Did he use it? No
And he's fought a ton of people before, I don't see how being in a "death battle!!" is any different
If they composite Ben 10,000 and Ultimate Alien Ben im fine with that if they rematch both cause I know Ben 10 gays haven't gotten over his brutal death
but Little Kid Ben against Adult Hal is the weirdest shit ever and is a wonky mismatch,
and Ben TEN doesn't even have Alien X anyways lmao
that's Alien Force and the series after it
It Reminds me for Aizen vs Madara where they downplayed the shit outta Aizen and used the Defection/Arrancar arc depiction of him but claimed they were using his TYBW feats
Because they're moronic pedo homosexuals. Just laugh at them and report their threads.
cry about it halpedo
>Puts Gojo back in his place
>gojo? pathetic.
>Effortlessly defeats jobjo
Cu would get trashed so bad I feel terrible just thinking about it.
Gojo would sweep through the Fateverse like nothing.
>Cu
look at this fricking utter moron.
This
STUPID fricking Gojobber.
His spear literally has the same ability that effortlessly bypassed Jobjo’s Limitless.
Not to mention he canonically is near light speed, while Mach 3 is considered extremely impressive in JJK.
>Near lightspeed
Come on, we can all wank, but Servants are supersonic at best.
Diarmuid still slaps Gojob, but to have that level of speed you need to have some sort of NP for it.
>The holy sword intertwined with the demonic lance, in direct opposition; the sparks flying were simply dazzling. The clash between the precious artifacts of legend, driven by strength and speed far beyond that of a human, passed the speed of sound, nearing the speed of light.
-Fate/Zero: Act 11, Part 3
Bypassing Limitless isn't a win condition, it's a starting condition. How well did it go for everyone else who's bypassed it as this point?
His spear also negates regeneration so reverse curse technique is useless.
Didn't the podcast have Itadori at mach 3000 or something
>while Mach 3 is considered extremely impressive in JJK.
and in Fate too
It's "gojob" anon
>Fricking have a nice day, Fricking have a nice day, Fricking have a nice day
Mordecai and Rigby wins.
>Take out Book of Park Records
>"Mordecai and Rigby won"
just Hal Jordon them
I don’t think Finn and Jake have access to time travel stuff, and even if they did, so do Mordecai and Rigby. In fact they’ve got like two different TT items.
not that, the one after that
Stomping them? Making constructs with their imagination, which F&J can also technically do. You’re gonna have to be more specific, Hal does a lot.
Mordecai and Rigby are the ones with multiple time travelling options, not Finn and Jake.
Kyle vs Simon when?
>b-but it’s not popular!
Half a million views
>b-but the poll!
Ben lied.
>b-but the Discord matchups!
Ben rigged them.
>b-but Kyle stomps!
Not according to the G1 blog
>b-but the MU came from seething Bengays!
If it was, then they would’ve picked Hal instead, because that’s who they’d be mad at. Not Kyle.
>b-but Hal is better!
Hal got his episode. Let another GL shine for a change. Also, Hal gets stomped even harder cuz no WL + no Life Equation
>b-but Getter Robo!
Literally who?
Hey hey, you already have a thread, and much like Kymon, no one cares about it. Don’t try to bring your autism into a thread with an MU people actually care about.
Not my fault the other guy posted too early.
>no argument
Half a million views
Perfect connections
Infinite animation potential
Actually close power levels
Keep seething how your Amonguys episode could NEVER compete with the GOATs
You literally just went “nuh uh” to all arguments against it, you’re in no position to say we don’t have any.
>waifugay is low IQ
As is life
>just conspiracygayging and muh g1
Lmao
>G1
Who?
What’s funny is G1 had to disallow dimensional tiering and universal scaling, because if they didn’t, Simon would’ve lost hard. Hmm, it’s almost like they only want that fight to happen so that GL can win.
But the blog said that Simon is 5-6 dimensions above Kyle? Did you even read it?
Because all of your arguments are “the wrong person would win”, when I don’t really add who wins anyways. Simon SHOULD win, but even if he doesn’t, the episode will be badass and respectful to both fighters either way.
You're a fricking piece of shit, dude. People are losing their jobs. People with families. People with children. People upon whom others depend to put clothes on their back and food on their table. Now they have no income. Many of them will have to take jobs that pay less which will impact their quality of life. They'll have to move across the country. They'll have to pull their kids out of school in the middle of the year.
And here you are on the butthole of the internet gloating about it. And why? Because they made a game you didn't like? Boo fricking hoo. As if that's such a fricking crime. It's not enough that you didn't support the game. You just had to trash it and convince others not to support it either.
You need to take a step back and reevaluate your life. Why do you take so much joy when others encounter misfortune? Do you feel better about yourself now? Does it make you feel good? Does your life finally have a purpose? Do you feel fulfilled?
I fricking hate you. I hate everything you represent. I hope you find yourself in the same situation someday. And I hope someone gloats about it on the internet. And others join in celebration. Just like you're doing right now. I'll be there when it happens. And I'll laugh my ass off at you.
Frick you.
Just frick you.
Nice copypasta
The blog failed to mention Kyle comes from a 196833D cosmology
Cope, listtroon
And where in God’s name does that specific number come from?
A DC comic, non-reader homosexual
Nah, I don’t believe you
Nevermind, another guy posted it
>196,833 dimensional space
>not “the 196,833rd dimension”
Are we sure those are explicit ascending linear dimensions? 196,833 could just as easily be multiversal coordinates on a single dimensional space/plane
Read the description. 196833D
Why are the number and dimension separated then? Shouldn’t it be “196,833D”, or “196,833-dimensional” with a hyphen?
No, dipshit.
He's wanking it. The story made it clear that they were just universes. Writers don't know better and confuse terms, and DC wankers will take shit out of context and lie.
DC is 6 dimensional. The 6th dimension is the highest.
4th dimension is time.
5th is imagination.
That's 196,833 universes, not dimensions.
Please to not ignore the context and spread false information.
So DC doesn't even have an unlimited multiverse?
Nope
The Multiverse is 52 universes. The DC Omniverse is possibly infinite (no one knows)
Wait, so like, the omniverse is those nearly 200k universes previously mentioned and there's new universes popping up every once in a while?
We don't know. Because while Planetary is owned by DC it isn't really a DC mainstream universe title.
But the Snowflake was clearly just an array universes.
>simping for some punchy b***h instead of taking the creator's word
Yup, listtroon seethe is back on the menu, boys
>Trusting Jakita
>Over Hark
>Over the guy that -built- the multiverse snowflake computer
baka
What are your thoughts on Bill vs Discord so far? Who do you think will win?
>Trusting dc writers
The poor fricks are getting screwed by the editorial. Dark Crisis is the most recent example.
just like Disney',# Star Wars, this mandated comics should have their canonicity dismissed.
Level with all of us tripgay. Do you really think in the context of that issue she was supposed to be wrong? If the other guy, under the same writer, showed up, do you actually, honestly believe he would've said "actually spatial dimensions"?
WTF BEN 23 IS 23D!!!!
Hey who's the girl you keep posting?
It appears to be a vtuber
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kotoka_Torahime
Kotoka Torahime from NijisanjiEN. I stopped watching them ever since they got gigapozzed, but Kotoka’s still hot as frick, so I like to still save pictures of her
This. It's just like gojo vs makima. Cinemaphile is completely out of touch with what people want and think they will line up to see shit like Chavez vs valentine or asura vs beerus. 5million+ views guaranteed for Kyle vs Simon.
You’re right, it is just like Gojo vs Makima, in that it’s complete ass and connectionless.
>B-b-but the track!
Was good, hence why it got a lot of attention. Really, you’d think that people would’ve voted for Kymon if it were so popular…
Better than the snooze fest that is known as yuji vs denji lol.
Makima vs Gojo is a million times more boring than Yuji vs Denji (which is actually interesting). Ask anyone who knows anything about CSM or JJK, like me, and they’ll tell you as much.
Makima rarely fights hand to hand and usually uses her contracts and Devils in battles. Gojo is a rush down fighter with a ton of battle made abilities at his disposal, Makima is a CEO who prefers to let others do the fighting for her.
If her Devils aren’t included, then it’s three minutes of Gojo rag dolling her until she tells him to sit like a dog, or he kills her enough times. There’s nothing interesting about it, only non-readers would say otherwise, and since you seem to be the moron who used google to claim that Gojo was dead, I’m going to assume that you’re a non-reader.
In fact, why don’t you try to come up with a little fight scenario for Makijo. Go ahead, surely it should be easy to do since it’s such an interesting fight yeah?
>Wall of text
>Is literally too chickenshit scared to refute anything presented
>Goes “w-wall of text…” over a few sentences
Oh that is hilarious. You can’t even come up with a scenario for the fight you’re claiming is super interesting? I guess that would be pretty hard to do if you’ve never read either series and know nothing about the characters.
Cope
Sadako tbagging my face with her balls!
I don’t like Gojo vs Makima muchbut it is far from connectionless. Both take on the role of “big good” at first and mentor the main character a bit, are at the top of the food chain in their verse, and want to burn the current system down. They also are both the current new hotness for shoenen.
1. Makima has never mentored Denji. She pushed that directly onto Aki and the others, she did jackshit aside from manipulate and motivate him.
2. Makima doesn’t want to “burn the system down”, she never gave a shit about anything else other than Pochita, she plainly says so. Her goal was “get eaten by or control Chainsaw Man”.
3. Neither Gojo OR Makima are the top dogs in either of their verses. Gojo is getting manhandled by Sukuna + Kenjaku is still a major factor, and Makima is far below the Primals and Denji himself.
4. Makima doesn’t even fricking pretend to be the good guy to Denji. Her first option for him is “work for me or die, dog”. She always made it clear that they were pawns to her.
So the only connection they have is “uh, they’re big in shonen”. Wow, fricking riveting connections there.
Aw sweet a new schizo!
>Half a million views
I've never understood this argument, Bakugo vs fricking Squidward is his second most popular commission, that doesn't mean the matchup is popular, that means people like the song and listens it on repeat
>Ghidorah vs deathwing and destroyah vs Iris both did leagues better than Kyle vs Simon
Wow
It’s because they want an easy win
And you will b***h for years over it. 4-0 will happen and it’ll be glorious
%3D%3D
Still saying it, FW Godzilla would get wiped by any Godzilla with actual combat experience
HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE
The Toddverse grew stronger with Starfield
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I already posted it here.
Where does this put John Starfield on the pecking order
Same place as all the other statements from or pertaining to featless gods
Does this mean John Starfield is actually stronger than Dragonborn?
I hope Discord wins for the discourse and cause Bill was pretty terrible in the end.
Pedophile.
schizo
Discord is going to lose. The writing is on the wall already with that 11D shit Swan is cooking.
>Swan
What does he have to do with it? Speedy is the one who wants Bill to win.
I thought Swan was writing the episode.
They haven’t even confirmed who’s doing anything yet, let alone who’s the writer. Even if he was the writer, SPEDdy’s the Bill wanker.
>discourse
You mean in other places, right? I'm pretty sure Cinemaphile doesn't give a frick about Bill losing this.
>Discourse
Most assume Discord wins
>Discord
Discord mogs Bill in feats
What the hell is a supercavitation and what does it mean?
Who's the strongest character that composite Rapper could beat? (A character that has every stated feat ever said in a rap song that has charted.)
A composite rapist vs a composite rapper, who wins?
At best, a composite rapist just includes orcs and beings like Stop Man. Meanwhile, the most low tier rappers imaginable are capable of things like reality warping (Regular Show rappers), full on powerset copying (ERB Thanos, Goku, and Superman) and full on immortality. Rappers rape rapers.
Hal is a rapist though.
Homelander and Deathstroke are the only confirmed rapists in death battle.
I think he's talking about Hal's relationship with Arisia
Consensual relationships are not rape, incel homosexual.
No such thing as a consensual relationship between a minor and an adult
No minor was involved, incel
Arisia, non-reader
And what's with the "incel"? Newest buzzword, halpedo?
>Arisia
>over 200 years old
>alien
Not a minor, incel
She was a minor when introduced, moron
Hal called her his "little sister" and everything
Which just makes incels trying to justify what he did to her even more sickening
She was never a minor, a 200+ year old active police officer
Only an incel could be this clueless and aggro, incel
She was a minor, moron
Read the comics
Comics say she was over 200 years old, non-reader. An active police officer responsible for an entire space sector.
Not the child in your fantasy, pedo incel homosexual.
No, moron
Before retconning it years later, she was a 13 year old girl
Hal not only failed to take responsibility and prevent a child from going to battle, he later HAD SEX WITH HER
the fact that incels are willing to defend a CANON PEDOPHILE LIKE HAL JORDAN, WHO GROOMED A LITTLE GIRL is sickening
She was never 13, non-reader. An active police officer responsible for an entire space sector. Not the child in your aggro pedo fantasy.
Continue to cope and seethe.
yes she was, anon
stop defending HAL JORDAN, THE PEDOPHILE WHO GROOMED A LITTLE GIRL
>N-NO! S-SHE MUST BE 13 OR OR OR I CAN'T HAVE MY FANTASY
Never was a child, pedo incel. Cope, seethe, mald, and dilate.
you'll make for a great green lantern with your projection abilities, halpedo
>p-p-p-projection
If she was literally 13 then that would make her a minor no matter her accomplishments in space. However, this would make hal Jordan an hebephilic instead of a p*do. Make of that what you will
oh you're just moronic
Statupory rape is rape
Conversely, Batman, Nightwing, Green Arrow, Captain Marvel and Guts are the only confirmed rape victims in death battle (superman doesn't count frick off)
Alucard
Jonathan counts if you consider Dio used his body without his consent. On the brightside, this also makes Dio a cuck.
>Green Arrow
When did this happen?
Add Dio for reasons above.
That's a huge list. Let's just start with Eminem
From Rap God
>I got a laptop in my back pocket
Composite Eminem has pockets that are bigger on the inside.
>Packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac', backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackity-yack
He has a MAC-10 SMG
>And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
Seems that he knows Gunkata.
>I'll still be able to break a motherfrickin' table
Table-breaking feat.
>Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
He's immortal
>Hit the Earth like an asteroid, did nothin' but shoot for the moon since (pew)
Asteroid Tier attacks, potentially able to moonbust.
>Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
A clear resistance feat against holy attacks
>The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Nascar level speed.
>Kneel before General Zod, this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
Scales to General Zod
>So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
Ignoring the omnipotent outlier comment, still scales to Odin.
>I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin'
Technically not alive, so death manipulating abilities should fail
>I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
>Morphin' into an immortal comin' through the portal
More shapeshifting feats, also immortality+portal creation.
>You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
Can trap people in time warps.
>And I just bought a new ray-gun from the future
He has future level weaponry, in this case a ray-gun
>Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Supersonic-speed
>What I gotta do to get it through to you, I'm superhuman?
Admission of Superhuman stats
>Innovative and I'm made of rubber
Rubber body.
There's probably more, but who can defeat THE RAP GOD?
>Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
Half of his critics are made physically sick by his presence.
>And there's a million of us just like me
Has a million clones.
>I'm like a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only givin' you
Mental attacks through listening to him
>I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
There's a slim shady in his opponent.
If Superman is so powerful, how come he loses to a fricking rock? Checkmate, Supercucks.
He doesn't. Hasn't yet, in fact. Momentary weakness =/= losing, loser.
Reminder Superman did MUI before Goku
Will they do it after Ruby vs Maka?
Hope not, it's a shit-ass matchup and I hope we never see RWBY ever again after it dies and Ruby dies to Maka.
NTA they did all the team as individuals it seems logical they would use the whole group. Isn’t RWBY meant to be an ensemble
Counterpoint: RWBY fricking sucks, it should be consigned to the dustbin of history. Frick giving it any more fights aside from the one we can't avoid.
It’s called Death Battle, not Quality Battle. Super sucked but Beerus was in anyway
No. The Turtles are for Ninjago. The individual RWBY characters can go die against Peter/Maka, Bakugon, Peter again, and Azula.
Okay but we’re talking Team RWBY, which obviously would get an episode as a group. It’s like the whole appeal.
In that case, the entire team can go die against the original X-Men. Problem solved.
Nobody is requested that like TMNT vs RWBY which was a Death Battle cast. I don’t think ive even heard of X-Men vs RWBY
>Not the Manhattan Clan
Frick off with the wannabe anime cartoons
>Ninjago
>Wannabe anime
You alright there mate?
>“Bro pit them up against the thing from MY childhood PLEASE!!”
Yeah I’ll pass, the Ninjagang is way cooler and more thematic.
Much like how nobody requests or cared about RWBY. It’s perfect!
Uh they’re both the nocturnal defenders of New York, clans of monsters that are feared for their monstrous appearances, but still defend the home they love. Both utilize a form of combat from a far away land and a far away time, have iconic human allies that act as their trusted intermediaries with the human world, and their primary opponent is an eccentric but still incredibly capable human with megalomaniacal aims. In contrast, one lives above the clouds and the other below in the sewers, one is a group of ancient hibernators lost out of time and the other a modern group of teens, and one is power and stone and the other is skill and stealth.
What’s Ninjago vs TMNT again? Ninjas who wear different colors? Might as well use Mortal Kombat ninjas at that point. Ninjago is zoomer core
Ninjago and TMNT are adopted sons (the ninjagang aren't really adopted but more so taken in by Wu) of a warrior who trains them in the ways of ninjutsu.
Both take in the child of their enemy and welcome them to their family.
The main enemies of both are the “brothers” of their master who turned bad.
Of course there’s the whole thing with them having similar dynamics in the form of a hotheaded brother, nerdy and socially redundant brother, goofy and idiotic youngest bro, and the serious leader who tries to keep everything together.
And that’s all they really need. By the way, if you’re gonna try to claim that something is thematic, you shouldn’t add fluff like
>one is old one is young
>one punch good one hide well
Cause that kinda makes your list look weak.
>Ninjago is zoomer core
So it’s based, is what you’re saying. Yeah, I’m thinking Ninjago vs TMNT is the way to go, see you when it happens!
>Ninjago and TMNT are adopted sons (the ninjagang aren't really adopted but more so taken in by Wu) of a warrior who trains them in the ways of ninjutsu.
Okay again, you just admitted they weren’t adopted and that all it’s saying is Ninjas
>Both take in the child of their enemy and welcome them to their family.
Not always with Kara
>The main enemies of both are the “brothers” of their master who turned bad.
Again not always
>Of course there’s the whole thing with them having similar dynamics in the form of a hotheaded brother, nerdy and socially redundant bro
Not to a better degree than using Brooklyn, Lexington and Broadway would. Ninjago seems lame
He treats them like they’re his own sons, they live with him full time, hence why they’re considered adopted, even if not officially.
>Bro! It doesn’t always apply!
Since we’re very obviously compositing the Turtles here, trying to go “Nuh uh! Not always!” Just makes you look like a desperate midwit. You wanna talk about how the Turtles aren’t always fighting at night or despised by New Yorkers? Didn’t think so.
>You wanna talk about how the Turtles aren’t always fighting at night or despised by New Yorkers? Didn’t think so.
They rarely fight in the day jt have always been advertised as “fading into the night”. Secondly they’re always isolated as mutants until only recent Mutant Mayhem. Monstrous heroes of New York vibes better
>Ninjago and TMNT are adopted sons (the ninjagang aren't really adopted but more so taken in by Wu) of a warrior who trains them in the ways of ninjutsu.
I'm going to level with you here, anon. I looked up the background of these Ninjago fellas, and they seem a lot more like the Power Rangers than the TMNT in terms of dynamic. Wu seems to be as much an adoptive father as Zordon was.
>Both take in the child of their enemy and welcome them to their family.
As the other anon said, not always true for the TMNT. Also, Lloyd is just the Green Ranger. I'm beginning to suspect the Ninjago people should fight one of those ninja sets of Power Rangers.
>The main enemies of both are the “brothers” of their master who turned bad.
I like how you used those quotation marks for "brothers", as you know full well Oroku Saki sometimes just straight up hated Hamato Yoshi from the start or was just never associated with Splinter at all.
>Of course there’s the whole thing with them having similar dynamics in the form of a hotheaded brother, nerdy and socially redundant brother, goofy and idiotic youngest bro, and the serious leader who tries to keep everything together.
And the Gargoyles have the same dynamic. Brooklyn, Lexington, Broadway, and Goliath respectively.
>they seem
>I looked up
I’m already not inclined to take you seriously since you self admittedly don’t know much. Anyhow-
Rangers vs Ninjago is also nice, so I’m not exactly complaining about that. Hell, I wasn’t even including Lloyd in this fight since having it be 4v4 would be way better.
>I like how you used those quotation marks for "brothers"
I used the quotes because Shredder isn’t LITERALLY Splinters brother, they were just brotherly in some incarnations. Meanwhile, Wu IS Garmadon’s brother, and much like Shredder he goes off the rails and raises an army of freaks and monsters.
Also, why is it okay to say “sometimes Shredder and Splitner weren’t very cool with each other”, but saying “sometimes Karai gets taken in by the gang” isn’t?
They, unlike the Gargoyles, fight at the night because it’s the most convenient for them, not because they are literally incapable of doing anything during the day.
There are numerous examples throughout all of their incarnations where they’re just fine doing a mission at day, and where humans aren’t vomiting their guts out and fainting at the mere sight of them. These rules of composites work for both me and thee, don’t try to pick and choose.
And they don’t have to be literally chained to the night to be considered night time defenders. That’s like saying Batman isn’t nocturnal
>I’m already not inclined to take you seriously since you self admittedly don’t know much. Anyhow-
All I'm saying, is that if any Joe doing a quick wiki dive can poke holes in your statements, your statements might not be factually sound.
>Also, why is it okay to say “sometimes Shredder and Splitner weren’t very cool with each other”, but saying “sometimes Karai gets taken in by the gang” isn’t?
How so? Both statements are not true all the time. Ninjago appears to have a single canon. It's supposed thematic links to any given TMNT incarnation are inconsistent.
You didn’t poke holes in anything, you goober.
>Well based on my quick google search, it seems that Wu didn’t really see his students as his own sons!
Wow, my entire argument…DESTROYED…if only there were numerous examples throughout a multitude of different episodes that showed the exact opposite…
Wu consistently saw the Ninjago students as his children. I said that they weren’t adopted because they’re not, but they see each other as father and son just like how the Turtles see Splinter as their old man. Maybe Joe should rely more on three minute wiki readings to make his arguments.
>It's supposed thematic links to any given TMNT incarnation are inconsistent.
You mean the one part of their connections that’s somewhat interchangeable? The one that can be removed, and you’d still have “Teenage ninja students of an old and wise warrior -who sees them as their own sons - that fight against a warrior with an army of freaks and monsters while also having an axe to grind against their master” as their theme?
No, that’s like claiming Bruce is only able to fight at night or when it’s dark, so he should fight Tokoyami from MHA. The logic only applies to one character, but you’re trying to stretch it so that it can fit the other.
>You didn’t poke holes in anything, you goober.
I'd daresay I did, given how defensive you've gotten.
>Wow, my entire argument…DESTROYED
It was, yeah.
>Wu consistently saw the Ninjago students as his children. I said that they weren’t adopted because they’re not, but they see each other as father and son just like how the Turtles see Splinter as their old man.
But if you go into any of the turtle's page on their wikis, the turtles consistently have each other listed as brothers and Splinter as father. The Ninjago people seem to be more a group of power rangers. Lloyd seems to be the only with approaching an actual familial relationship with Wu. Jay is listed as adopted, but his adoptive parents and actual adoptive family are there. The Ninjago people seem to see each other similar to the Power Rangers do: a team. And seem to view Wu as more akin to Zordon: a mentor, but not necessarily a father figure. It seems you are greatly overselling this supposed familial relationship.
>-who sees them as their own sons
This part seems to be untrue.
>that fight against a warrior with an army of freaks and monsters
This part varies by TMNT incarnation.
>Teenage ninja students of an old and wise warrior
Sometimes, the TMNT aren't even teens. It's weird.
>while also having an axe to grind against their master
That's one point. Gargoyles seem more compelling.
Ah yes, my favorite argument.
>You called what I said moronic? DEFENSIVE!
Your entire argument relies on the wikis not putting Cole as Jay’s brother, or Zane as Wu’s son. They weren’t adopted, I already told you that, but Wu still sees them as his own sons, and they still see each other as brothers. This is plainly shown in numerous episodes.
If you want to keep huffing the farts of wikis to try and act like you know more, by all means go ahead, I’m just going to treat you like a brainlet.
>Sometimes, the TMNT aren't even teens
And sometimes they’re not in New York, and sometimes they don’t fight at night, and sometimes they’re not even turtles. You realize how idiotic it is to start negatively pointing at the “sometimes” to make your argument?
By your logic, since there are times where the Turtles are both not in NY and not fighting at night, them going against the Gargoyles makes no sense. Guess they’ll just have to go fight the other ninja team with an old master.
>Ah yes, my favorite argument.
Given how you've resorted to rather uninspired name-calling when it's accurately pointed out you're stretching the truth, I can't imagine you're too fond of getting hit with it. Especially since it seems to be kicking your ass.
>Your entire argument relies on the wikis not putting Cole as Jay’s brother, or Zane as Wu’s son. They weren’t adopted, I already told you that, but Wu still sees them as his own sons, and they still see each other as brothers. This is plainly shown in numerous episodes.
And somehow, for all that, they're never actually listed as brothers. Unlike the TMNT,
>If you want to keep huffing the farts of wikis to try and act like you know more, by all means go ahead, I’m just going to treat you like a brainlet.
And if you're going to keep going against the facts put up by the most meticulous aspects of the fandom going against your narrative, I'm going to keep treating you like the intellectual punching bag you are.
>And sometimes they’re not in New York, and sometimes they don’t fight at night, and sometimes they’re not even turtles. You realize how idiotic it is to start negatively pointing at the “sometimes” to make your argument?
Untrue. Every single "main" iteration of the TMNT appears to originate from New York and are turtles, weird sideline multiverse incarnations aside. Maybe, if you actually knew the series you were talking about, you would know this. I never said anything about night. You seem to be confusing me with the other anon you were arguing with. I suspect this argument is getting to you more than you would like to admit.
>accurately pointed out
You quite literally haven’t refuted anything but point to a wiki in order to say that their brotherly/fatherly relationship with one another isn’t real, when those same exact wikis say:
>He considers Lloyd to be like a younger brother. As of Season 5, Kai also becomes somewhat of a guidance figure to Lloyd.
>Zane is quick to form strong attachments, the most attached to the idea of his fellow ninja as his "brothers"
So, what’s your excuse now that your holy grail is confirming what I’m saying?
>I never said anything about night
The fact that you don’t understand the reason why I brought up that argument says a lot. Let me break it down for you, if you’re trying to say that “ninja teens” can’t apply because sometimes the Turtles aren’t teens, then that’s stupid, because there are times when they’re not doing the things that does not apply to what the Gargoyles are or do.
>So, what’s your excuse now that your holy grail is confirming what I’m saying?
That I'm amused it took you half an hour to find that. In any event, the Gargoyles also have a brotherly relationship with one another, so the point is a wash.
>The fact that you don’t understand the reason why I brought up that argument says a lot. Let me break it down for you, if you’re trying to say that “ninja teens” can’t apply because sometimes the Turtles aren’t teens, then that’s stupid, because there are times when they’re not doing the things that does not apply to what the Gargoyles are or do.
I don't understand why you brought up that argument because I never made that argument, stop moving the goalposts and putting words in my mouth. I noticed a similar playbook of people dishonestly pushing for Shadow vs Ryuko, where they made up information about the two characters they attempted to link and mangled the chronological order of events to make characters seem more alike then they really were. I see you doing it now. In any event, the core aspects of the TMNT and Gargoyles are similar throughout all of the TMNT's incarnations, whereas the Ninjago folk seem to have scattered similarities with the turtles across different incarnations, and not with any particular set or the core of the TMNT concept. They really do seem to have a lot more in common with these power rangers.
https://powerrangers.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Ninja_Rangers
QRD on this argument
Some anon wants the TMNT as a team to fight some lego thing, the other wants them to fight the Gargoyles.
Well, I think the gargoyles are a better choice but no real horse in this race
Thanks, anon
>Anon doesn’t understand the concept of doing something other than debating
It took me five minutes to find those quotes. Believe me, it wasn’t that difficult.
Regardless, it just shows that not only do you know jack about what you’re spouting, you’re also incapable of reading far enough into a wiki to get even a basic level of understanding of the characters. Arguing with you is redundant, especially since you’re still trying to claim that you have any knowledge about what’s being said AFTER I showed you that you were wrong the entire time.
>I don't understand why you brought up that argument because I never made that argument
Except you did? Seriously, are you some form of illiterate? It’s genuinely starting to feel that way. You pointed out that the Turtles aren’t always teenagers, which means nothing since I can apply that same logic for my argument. Use your brain for a bit mate.
>But Ryuko vs Shadow!
Bitch, that doesn’t apply to Ninjago vs TMNT OR TMNT vs Gargoyles. The connections are very clear cut and strong for both.
Ninja TEENS trained by an old man warrior father figure.
Night based fighters who defend the streets of New York.
Neither of them are like Ryuko vs Shadow where the connections are “uh, red and black and super form” followed up by a list of moronation. I swear I see this fight mentioned in the most random of places.
And for the record, Samurai Rangers >>>>>>> Ninja Rangers in terms of MU’s for Ninjago. If you’re going to suggest alternate MU’s, at least have some knowledge on the franchise.
Anyways, I stripped apart basically everything you’ve said and tried to cope about, so I think we’re done here. The official Turtles Team MU is always gonna be them against Ninjago, you’re more than free to yell about it into the void. Final (You) bucko.
Just read the chain.
>It took me five minutes to find those quotes. Believe me, it wasn’t that difficult.
Took you a while to post them, though. I suspect you're kind of slow.
>Regardless, it just shows that not only do you know jack about what you’re spouting, you’re also incapable of reading far enough into a wiki to get even a basic level of understanding of the characters. Arguing with you is redundant, especially since you’re still trying to claim that you have any knowledge about what’s being said AFTER I showed you that you were wrong the entire time.
And you apparently don't have enough knowledge to prove me wrong, or basic search ability. No linking to any episodes. Just angry posts and insults and believing that's enough to prove you correct.
>Except you did? Seriously, are you some form of illiterate? It’s genuinely starting to feel that way.
I never said anything about the night. You can look in the chain if you want. Your anger is getting to you, anon.
>You pointed out that the Turtles aren’t always teenagers, which means nothing since I can apply that same logic for my argument. Use your brain for a bit mate.
And I have no idea how that relates to the night.
>And for the record, Samurai Rangers >>>>>>> Ninja Rangers in terms of MU’s for Ninjago.
That looks pretty cool too. Why are you so obsessed with the TMNT? Ninja vs Samurai is pretty cool.
>Anyways, I stripped apart basically everything you’ve said and tried to cope about, so I think we’re done here. The official Turtles Team MU is always gonna be them against Ninjago, you’re more than free to yell about it into the void. Final (You) bucko.
Concession accepted. Have a good day, anon.
>he official Turtles Team MU is always gonna be them against Ninjago, you’re more than free to yell about it into the void. Final (You) bucko.
Not for anyone but you. Reddit has RWBY for TMNT and Cinemaphile has Gargoyles
Death Battle cast and G1 Blog
http://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2019/04/death-battle-predictions-teenage-mutant.html?m=1
Mordecai and Rigby will win. Not only do they have more powerful artefacts, but they both know Death Kwon-Do, which includes the Death Block.
STEP
OFF
Mordecai and Rigby turbo stomp unless you give them basically nothing and have them rely solely on their own strength and even that can be fricking nuts like Rigby supposedly lifting a car.
they should probably be given the shit they have that's consistent and not one-off things
Sup, was kinda busy with Shueisha/Dragon Ball news, what is happening?
we're getting gravity falls dorito against horst show baddie
very exciting as you can see, thread filled with discussion about the match
TLDR is right here
read it through
Not sure why it was deleted but here,
Man, frick Shueisha.
>Shueisha hates easy money
the frick?
Dick move
>Unwritten Leviathan
what does she do again?
Giant cosmic whale that feeds on all fictional stories, thus making it above all fiction
Why don't outerversal scalers go out of their verse (house)
>Le Dimensions
yikes
I wonder how "/x/ larpers" feel about this usage of dimensions.
Refute it. Oh wait you can't.
Anon, I don't know how many times I will say this but if you surpass max speed then you won't give a damn frick about infinite dimensions.
You tell me why this shit is impressive.
Sorry, outerversal characters are bullshit outside of the canons they exist in.
>Starfield's protagonist touched infinite
Damn, he solos the HST.
when
The ending of the game. You meet God and become the Starborn.
scans
I wonder how hard they will wank Bill...
Why is his pfp a rainbow amogus
It's a guy's head made out of books.
gonna be honest it was better when i thought it a rainbow amogus
Damn thought those were tetris blocks
He’s a thinkin man
Bill will definitely win just like how Chosen Undead won
So this basically confirms that Bill is going to win?
No, since he needs to convince Ben and Chad that Bill can win. However, if he DOES beat Discord then it confirms that these screenies are real.
??? how is that screenshot related to the match
>Everyone and their mother believes Discord stomps
>Bill somehow ends up winning the fight despite this
Come on dude, put two and two together. If his little spiel was real and Bill wins, what do you think that means?
Bill would beat Discord
I never liked DB's analysis, but I need for the fricking MLP character to lose and be brutally murdered.
Doesn't work for me brother
>Wrestlers are immune to metafiction powers because they are also real people in real world
>The Rock literally just plays himself in every single role
>meaning that DCEU Black Adam scales to High Outerversal, far above his comic counterpart
>this also means he shitstomps Apocalypse, who’s played by Adam Driver, an actual actor who gets into character, and thus is not above fiction
The dials…they’re finally healing…
early 2010s zoomer cringe
Julius Reinhold vs Max the Butler.
Top ten worst db episodes because my favorite lost
Ichigo vs naruto
Ryuko vs shadow
Renamon vs lucario
Alucard vs dio
Guts vs dimitri
Aizen vs madara
Killua vs railgun b***h
Rock Lee vs sanji
Ace vs natsu
Akuma vs Shao khan
>Having Akuma as your favorite
>Having Renamon as your favorite
>Mabel pic
You’re either a degenerate (based) or a psycho Akuma main (cringe)
Renamon line is great
And yes I've played Akuma a lot. More of a sagat kinda guy though
Hmm…being a Sagat player and liking the Ren line just barely saves you from being cringe. You’re on thin ice, pal.
This b***h is supposed to be 13? Kek
that was after she was conveniently "aged up" and Hal started kissing her
That's even funnier she looks like a girl Legolas ngl
>slap comes from the right
>impact is on the left
???
>Hal gets away with this scot-free
>Hank is so haunted by it that it’s basically the only thing people remember him for
That, and being bodysnatched by his "son"
Hank really does have it rough.
>hal started kissing her only after she aged up
So you're a pedophile incel sharing your fantasies
Based hal fricking tight puss on the reg ong
>meets an underage girl
>starts having lustful thoughts about her
the hero of willpower ladies and gentlemen
>S-SHE’S SEVENTEEN!!!
Legal in 90% of the world
not legal to Hal, and yet he still has wrongful thoughts about her
the ring not failing him due to a lack of willpower is borderline a plot hole
How does he display lack of willpower, incel?
The "greatest lantern ever" should automatically nullify pedophilic urges
Willpower is about sticking to your own beliefs, not meekly complying with arbitrary manmade laws
"arbitrary manmade laws" LMAOOOOO
>no argument
troony incel cope
>Hal Jordan's strongest soldier
This anon has a point. The reason we haven’t gotten our GL rings yet is cause we don’t have the will to follow our own paths. Everyone, start killing people!
What pedophilic urges? He seems to be aware even 17 is too young, despite her advances
Are you aware how much you are projecting?
>girl asks for help
>MUH ADVANCESSSS
yikes, halpedo. didn't think you could fall any lower
>incel never had a girl interested in him enough to ask what he's like in private
No shit
projecting much, halpedo?
I guess you need benpedo eyes tuned by gwen fantasies to 'see' it
>samegayging this hard
lmao halpedo
>no samegayging
Reaching this hard. Must be benpedo things
>3 posts
>all little more than a minute apart
Yikes, halpedo. Don't try to pretend there's more like you.
>doesn't know what samegayging is
Time to go back, tourist
>t-tour-
Getting to the "deflection" part, halpedo?
>halhalhalhalhal
You've been deflecting from the beginning, benpedo
>N-no you!!!!
Pitiful lack of an argument, halpedo.
Pathetic lack of test, benpedo
Cry MOAR
>still no argument
seethe eternally halpedo
and never let it be forgotten that HAL JORDAN HAS LUSTFUL THOUGHTS ABOUT UNDERAGE GIRLS
>comes here specifically to seethe
>tells others to seethe eternally
Concession accepted. Back to your regularly scheduled shitty trolling of this thread, discord tourist
What are you talking about, halpedo?
You came here seething,
, see?
>the adult woman he's speaking with tells him not to be ridiculous
>benpedo incels: 'B-B-BUT RAPE A CHILD!!'
all so tiresome
>adult woman
>actually a child physically aged up
Pulling the old "looks mature" out of the groomer book, halpedo?
why do you keep screaming "rape a child"?
>no argument
halpedo moment
>doesn't realize he is the argument
benpedo being benpedo
>continues failing to present an argument
standard halpedo moment
The trope of their being a 200 year old elf/vampire that looks young because they age slow is pretty standard. Really this entire debate is pretty low test.
>calls girl "little sister"
>has sex with her later
cool fricking character DC
I'm kinda jelly
>its ok shes actually 200 years old
Holy shit bros... we got an actual live one
Hal Jordan notorious pedophile is also racist
Why hasn't he been canceled yet?
H-Halbros? I think we’re on the wrong side of history…
It's always funny people talk about this girl only when it's about her getting fricked in the pussy
It's kinda obvious how they project
>exposing Hal Jordan as a pedophile is projection
says a lot about you, halpedo
>obsessing over pedophilic interpretation isn't pedophilic
Wew lad
>interpretation
>when it's not even subtext, it's the text
i know realizing your childhood hero HAL JORDAN IS A CHILD MOLESTER must have hurt, but you need to accept it in order to better yourself
Hal didn't molest anybody though. He fricked that girl in her ass
That's because that's her entire role, a barely disguised fetish. The main subject of ire should to the guy who wrote her.
Alright anons how long do you think Death Battle will go on?
I say that they will stop at 14-17 Season and in the finale the VS genre will go mainstream and the internet will look at the niche qualities it had to offer, comparing to a modern dag circus creating a new age where everyone is content with everything being a parody of itself
Not making it past season 13 honestly
So Discord wins this right? He's got Marvel AND DC scaling after all in one of the comics.
yes but where does that come from?
Anyone else feeling disenfranchised with DB as of the last couple seasons? I don’t care anymore.
Yeah it's definitely past its prime
Maybe, I dunno. I'm just waiting
Considering some of the matchups with piss poor connections are being picked.
I've felt that way for like the last 6 years
Anon you fool
Tourists getting too comfortable.
I know jack about MLP, I just want to know if he can beat Bill and if the DB team actually believes that Discord can win.
A decade later and hiroshimoot will never consider changing the rule.
I think I just found the new fraudcheck for DC
I knew this was gonna happen
THAT'S A HUGE b***h
>discord losing
Lmao. Bill is a punk b***h and Discord has never ever really taken an L, he's just delayed.
>best magic user could only banish his body from a localised space
>wielders of cosmic force could only statue him, a state from which he would naturally escape
Bill has to be invited in. Discord has to be constantly asked to leave.
How will you react when he inevitably wins?
Wry amusement because DB can't get anything right, even if they're correct.
Death Battle being moronic is a given. At this point I am here mostly for match announcements (on the off chance it contains a character I give a shit about), the animations, and shitposting against fanbase powergays if their favorite loses.
In the case of this one I dont particularly care too much about mlp so it will just be "Meh they're wrong and frick that gay Speedy. So anything interesting next?"
Ok, here's a challenge.
You can only use the MOST recent showing as a feat for a character for any category (speed/strength/durability)
Who gets the biggest buff?
Who gets the biggest nerf?
>Sonic
Ask me again in 29 days time.
Man, I hope that the fight after pony shit is good. Also, Frick SHUEISHA!!!
>GoJOBBER
>Aka Gojo “barely wall level without Infinite Void” Satoru
Lol.
>5 seconds later
this what passes for a cool moment? no wonder they call it jujutsu midsen
>mid mid mid mid mid mid
Shouldn't you be getting ready for school next week?
imagine saying this when all you do is screech about a gen a anime
Clearly you don't need to imagine.
this the best comeback gojobbers can muster? lmao
>coping
It's over.
Doesn’t take away from the fact that he got sliced by an attack that didn’t even cleave through a single building. Without Infinity he’s a sitting duck to anyone faster than him.
>Gojo, pathetic.
a little surprised mmh vs ss reach 1m views so fast, considering they’re not even the most popular marvel and DC characters this season and it happened really shortly after phoenix vs raven
It still took 3 days and a bit. MMH vs Piccolo or Jiren would have hit a million within 2 days.
they’re dragon ball so obviously but we ended up getting mmh vs ss, which is why I’m surprised since it was another marvel vs dc and not one people were particularly excited for
Gojo really is one of those "Babby's first hax" characters isn't he.
Between him and GER the anime fandom seems to have a recurring problem with this
Most recent i suppose, right away something like "The Almighty" from Bleach or "Minority World" from Toriko would clown on him. He's lucky the other strongest guy in JJKs setting just cuts really good.
Honestly a bunch of the top tier Sternritters would be enough to clown him, no need to get Yhwach involved.
X-Axis rapes.
Deathdealing rapes.
Balance rapes.
Miracle rapes.
Visionary rapes.
Kyoka Suigetsu? Rapes.
Probably true, the main issue against Gojo comes ultimately down to the fact its hard to land hits on him and pretty high firepower, pic related would by being there force him to keep using Reverse Cursed Technique just to not rot away because i doubt that is stopped. Hell, he uses the same dilation gimmick as defense.
Respira makes Gojo eat shit yeah. Time affects everything, it doesn't matter how much "distance" there is.
Gojo is literally the most hax in fiction.
What other character goes around being protected by the very concept of infinity itself? What other character can unleash a domain wherein you get fed infinite information, burning out your mind and paralyzing you when doing it? What other character can literally decreate matter and energy with a casual attack? And that's not even touching on the fact that he can teleport, amp his physique and punches, regenerate, or the whole Six-Eyes bullshit which allows him to see through any illusions and break any mind control.
You can't name one character more hax.
Christ, you're a stupid fricking moron.
BABBY'S FIRST HAX CHARACTER.
He loses to fricking, End-Game Naofumi from Shield Hero.
Your boy would eat shit to a fricking Isekai character.
>watching isekai
You have something you want to tell us anon?
>He loses to fricking, End-Game Naofumi from Shield Hero.
AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Isnt endgame Naofumi basically Gojo only on a godly level plus some other stuff? Like he faces ofd against a b***h who can super duper hyper kill stuff on a hyperversal level that cant be stopped or whatever and he just goes "lol no way gay"?
Any reality warper shits all over gojo
>What other character can unleash a domain where you get fed infinite information, burning out your mind and paralyzing you when doing it?
Halloween.
the chosen of the chosen, the one who is protected by destiny itself, john-117.
and he doesn't even need any of that, just one shot to the head and Gojo won't get up again.
>Even VS Battle Wiki users agree that Gojob is a shitter who loses to fricking Kakashi
>Notable Victories: Nobody
Imagine being such a shitter that even the world's most notorious gigawankers have you jobbing to Kratos lol.
Face it, your boy is just Accelerator for Zoomers.
>restricted Kratos
>still beats gojo
lmaoooo
VSBW is delusional. The fact that you'd even sing their bullshit tells me you are too.
>N-no! My boy is da strongest! He says infinity a lot! He can't lose!
Lol, eat shit moron.
moron, he's saying even the wank shithole knows gojo is shit
your hax character jobs to fast people, cry about it
>Gojo has no fricking decent speed feats
>Even VSBwank has him at "Subsonic"
Oh no no no bros.
Slowjutsu Kaislug characters get neg-diffed by anybody with even a remotely decent speed feet.
DIO clears the entire setting no-diff.
>resorting to isekai
>resorting to vsbattles
>mindbreaks the thread
Enter the STRONGEST
You got a pretty mouth, b***h.
>conveniently has to ignore Bleach brought up.
Sure thing buddy.
Bleach characters are ghosts and thus already dead
So is Sukuna, and he's taking Gojo out soon enough
Kek. Bleach character loses by default.
Fate btfo forever.
No, they get physically damaged by lamp posts.
Prove the lamppost wasn't also dead.
>jobs to reality warping
>jobs to hax
>jobs to fast people
enter the MIDDEST
Weebish verbal diarrhea is the most pathetic SHIT.
IT’S CANON NOW
>Gamera is now strong enough to fight Godzilla Earth
You pretty much need a nigh-omnipotent reality warper to fight Gojo. His hax are too versatile to be countered any other way.
Reality warping rapes gojo but you don't even need it to beat him
You can just use hax
Be faster than him
Stop time
Teleport
>Be faster than him
>Stop time
>Teleport
None of this would work. All of them are hard countered by Infinity.
Infinity is just one of the aspects of his Limitless Curse Technique.
How many character in fiction can negate Curse Energy? That's right, a few in Jujutsu Kaisen and that's it.
How does that curse work?
All three would work
Outspeed his brain
Bypass his powers and brain by stopping time
Telefrag
Gojo doesn't have to react for his Infinity to work, it's automatic and conditional. Anything that can hurt him will be stopped.
The Flash can't touch him. And when the Flash tries to figure out what happened Gojo releases his Domain Expansion and makes the Flash processes an infinite amount of information...and no "attoseconds" isn't anywhere close enough to process infinity. Burning out his brain.
No, anon, his brain subsconciously processes threats and ships them off
Otherwise he would be dying in space
Flash can run faster than infinity though. He literally outraced characters who could instantly teleport
To be fair he did that when he was amped by a shitload of people
Nah, it wasn't infinite. He just time traveled. Was explained in the same story that if Flash moves FTL he time travels.
>Flash can run faster than infinity though.
Bullshit. He's never done that.
All of his best speed feats have been finite. And all the Flash's feats are closer to 0 m/s than they are to infinity.
The Flash is hard countered by Gojo. Eventually Gojo is going to win.
Gojo never sleeps, because he's passively regenerating all the time, and he has the Six-eyes, which means that Flash can't hide either. Even if the Flash is running away eventually Gojo will get him.
But a better strategy against the Flash would be to use Blue, because it can't be outrun and when Flash is mid-air he's erased by Hollow Purple.
flash uses the speedforcemobile to call his good friends ben 10 and accelerator, then they both spitroast gojo
Accelerator dies too because his vector manipulation is finite.
Gojo is true hax.
You NEED a nigh-omnipotent reality warper to fight him.
Alien X has already taken away Gojo's powers
He just brought his good friend Accel along to share the beating he and Flash are gonna give Gojo
Why’re you trying to act like CE itself isn’t just spirit energy? You SHOULD be asking how many characters in fiction can negate abilities, absorb energy, or teleport, because the answer to that question is: A lot.
>How many character in fiction can negate Curse Energy?
Touma from Index
Lol? You just need someone who can negate abilities (or even just adapt to them) and is decently strong. His entire battle with Sukuna, who isn’t even trying btw, is proof of such facts.
Gojo's whole thing is that he has "Infinite" space between him and his opponent.
I have no idea what he does otherwise
Gets his ass kicked all the time, apparently.
No, really. Can someone seriously explain Gojo's powers to me.
seems like some vague TK bullshit.
Well, he's not wrong. The space between numbers is technically infinite.
I'm gonna explain his real powers
OK so basically he has a magic thing that allows him to create infinite distance between him and things
So if you punch him he can generate infinite distance between him and the punch so it doesn't hit
His brain processes the distancing and threat categorizing subsconciusly so you can beat him by moving faster than his brain can register
Gojo manipulates the very concept of infinity and abuses it in different ways.
There's always an infinite space compressed between him and anything that's a threat to him. He can use infinity to create conceptual vacuums for a pull/push effect that can't be resisted. He can use it to erase matter and energy. He uses it to constantly heal his brain (he needs to do it to keep his techniques active 24/4) and because of that he's always at his prime and never wears out.
So he has a bunch of "Infinity" themed attacks
Fights low tiers
Gets contained for 1/3rd of the story
Uh…..uhm….
HE is
Strongest
Absolute
Transcendent
Overpowering
Radiant
Ultimate
Glorious
Otherworldly
Justified
One of a Kind
Satoru Gojo
He alone is the honored one
>solos your verse
>bengays so utterly humiliated by Hal they have to hide behind Flash to fight their battles
KEK
>flash calls ben for help
You're too obvious benpedo
>no argument
standard halpedo behavior
You just exposed yourself as an obvious benpedo
>further adventures in projection
you never change
>n-no u
I wish you would change
why don't you change? all you ever do is swing into these thread's screaming about "MUH BEN PEDOPHILES!!!!" before getting more and more illogical as the thread goes on
you're a broken clock
There's some truth in the matter if it upsets you so much benpedo
mate you're the one who always comes in seething about "benpedos!!!!"
Well if you're not a benpedo then you know it would have nothing to do with you
it has because your annoying ass keeps clogging up these threads
make your own threads to discuss these "Ben 10 pedophiles!!!" and stop shitting around in these ones
Maybe you can leave these threads if it gets you so much
or you can leave them if all you're ever gonna do is screech about your off-topic schizophrenia
>off-topic schizophrenia
Rich coming from you
how precisely
Scroll up
to what? you coming into the thread screaming about these supossed "pedophiles" and completely failing to discuss any sort of battleboarding?
you clearly have no interest in the subject matter of these threads
you weren't here for the last few and they were all the better for it
Pretty sure Hal vs Ben is a death battle episode as much as you don't like it
and what does it have to do with your crusade against "pedophiles"
You saying you're not against pedos? For shame
I'm against pedophiles
I'm also against your delusional ramblings about "benpedos" that clog up entire threads
Now do us all a favor and either start talking about battleboarding without screeching about "pedophiles" or leave these threads
You can leave at anytime
you're the one posting off-topic content
leave these threads if you're not gonna discuss battleboarding
I'm the one here who's actually discussing battleboarding
going on off-topic ramblings about supossed pedophiles is not "discussing battleboarding"
Exactly so why do you keep doing it
You're the one who starts going off on tangents about "Ben 10 pedophiles!!"
If you know it's a bad thing, why do you keep doing it?
If you think it doesn't belong why do you keep posting about it? Your behavior doesn't add up
Stop trying to evade the question.
Why do you keep going on about off-topic tangents when you
already recognize it as wrong?
Why won't you answer the question? I think you already know the answer
Well, why won't you?
Are you going answer me or just continue
I asked you first, mate.
Replying before asking further questions is a common courtesy.
Now,
Why would anyone have courtesy when talking with you? Especially when you start making no sense
Adress the question already or leave these threads.
You can leave at any time
And if instead of answering the question you're just gonna keep posting off-topic content then you should leave. Simple as.
So why are you still here?
Because I discuss battleboarding.
Why are YOU here, when all you do is cry about "benpedos!!!"?
Really? It doesn't seem like you're doing a lot of discussing battleboarding from here
I have been, have you?
It's the only reason I'm here, can you say the same?
It is in fact why I'm here.
So why do you continue going off about "pedophiles"?
Sounds like a bit of projection coming from you of all people
>p-projection!!!
You're the one bringing up pedophilia on these thread's. Not a good look, friend.
How many of your posts have mentioned pedophilia at this point?
All the ones countering your mentions of pedophilia? Like I said, bad look for you, friend.
Not even close. But it looks like you got you wish, you derailed this thread with off topic enough to end it congrats
Cope, and do us all a favor: don't post your schizoid pedophilia rants next thread
>bubbles Gojo’s powers away
>Gojo can’t infinite the bubble away because it technically doesn’t exist
Ore ga, [Go Beyond] da…
Do you think tusk 4 can mog gojo
>Can't aim it properly without Yasuho
He's fricked
>A Monster Has Arrived
Who even has a chance against him?
Gojo mind broke all the haters in the thread.
>This is real life, Clark, not Death Battle.
Goku would never say that
I see the Gojogay is still at it
any Gojogays here? I really want to beat the shit out of you!
>any Gojof-URK
Sorry I can't hear you over my infinite speed attack feat.
What have you got, Gojob?
Other than a fricking screw through your chest lmao.
Been forever since I read Box but isn't he insanely strong but also destined to lose?
He's rather strong, yes, but the loss thing is flexible
Basically, he just doomer mindbreaks himself into thinking of his wins as losses
Yes but his definition of "lose" is extremely flimsy. He could kick your ass in two seconds and then consider it a loss for himself because he didnt kick your ass in just one second
Sounds right. I'll have to give it another read some day when I'm not so fricking busy.
He's destined to always THINK that he's lost.
For example, he outright beats a bunch of characters, but his goal was to find somebody he couldn't beat at that time, so he "lost".
Or when he conclusively beat a guy who manipulated colors by deleting the very concept of color, he mentioned something like how "No matter how you think about it, now that there's no color, any attempt to mark this down on a board as my victory will fail."
Or some bullshit.
He's just a doomer as that other anon says.
It's funny that you think this actually do anything, in fact, Kumagawa would actually let this happen just to get up without a scratch and fricking delete Gojo's eyesight for the funny.
>Sorry I can't hear you ov-AACK
You talk too much
Honestly, Gojo vs Kumagawa is such a vicious shitstomp against Gojo that it would just be fricking horrible to watch.
Gojo's only possible win-con is that information spam ability, but All Fiction would just turn that information into nothing.
The only time All Fiction truly didn't work was when he was up against a guy who was the metafictional embodiment of the audience who had the power of "LMAO DON'T CARE BORED NOW" which is why he could kill the setting's top tier with a fricking rubber band.
Or when Kumagawa doesn't really have his heart in deleting something, like how he only managed to remove the minus qualities from Emukae's minus.
>his only wincon is
So it is decreed
I mean, tell me why he doesn't get blitz and erased in 0 seconds first.
gojob gets blitzed
Could Kumagawa beat a Marvel herald?
And DC heralds
>What is Speed Force?
>What is a lantern ring
>What plan?
>What infinity gems?
etc etc
Spiderman beat a herald so yes
Sorry but literally nothing counters unlimited void. You can't use your abilities when your mind is completely flooded and domain expansions are always sure-hit.
he doesn't instantly flood your mind
more than enough time to chop off the source
It has such a limited range that when he used it against someone in a fight it was destroyed by being attacked from outside.
Irrelevant since you can't escape it from the inside; also Gojo can reverse the condition if he wanted to, making it tougher on the outside.
>you can't escape it from the inside
why wouldn't, say, Goku just teleport outside?
For starters, he'd be frozen if he was already inside the domain.
Secondly, Goku's IT would probably just be neutralized since that's the nature of JJK domains. From the inside, you can't break out or escape and your techniques are neutralized because of the sure-hit effect.
Why the frick was Dimitri paired against Guts?
Fantasy esque warriors who got betrayed and went berserk or something
Angry revenge men
Death Battle booking went pants on head moronic, at this rate we'll probably get Kratos vs Pit
Because 3 Houses is more popular than Samurai Jack, Claymore, The Witcher, and Lord of the Rings combined. Obviously.
Nobody is saying that, Claregay
Claregay hates Samurai Jack and would probably never mention it
Lord of the Rings? What?
Maybe Guts could have fought Aragorn or something
Talion
But he destroys guts
Aragorn gets stomped even harder, tho. And he doesn’t even have powers
I'm talking Talion
I kinda like the Aragorn idea better
Did you know that according to GRRM himself, Jaime Lannister defeats Hermoine Granger, Aragorn, Rand al Thor and Cthulhu in fights?
I remember, that shit was hilarious, he actually wrote out a fanfic of Jaime beating Aragorn
And it should be mentioned that this is one handed Jaime as well.
Flowery Urobutcher Writing, Saber goes on to get overwhelmed in the same fricking novel by trying to block all the bullets of a mini-gun despite having precog. Also Bellerophon is slower than Mach 1.
He wrote the fanfic for Rand al'Thor too.
>He wrote the fanfic for Rand al'Thor too.
Aw, shit missed that one, gotta find it now
I can see Aragorn. He's a great fighter, but Jamie is an exceptional duelist. In a 1v1 I'd bet on him more often, a probably 70/30 split. The rest absolutely mog him though.
Cthulhu? Wtf??
The argument is that Jaime wins because Cthulhu doesn't show up and Jaime just kills some cultists.
I mean it.
I swear to God if Fate somehow kills a DC herald I’ll laugh for a whole day straight