Death Battle

Next is Cole MacGrath vs Alex Mercer

Speedy’s flunkies already folded

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sources to be used:
    https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/09/suggested-media-cole.html
    https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/09/suggested-media-alex-mercer.html

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there will be 32 choices in the initial voting process
    Who will they be?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, i’m not sure, and I don’t think anyone can be at this point.

      Should the next season have a late start with no mid season break like this one, or should they go back to the old way of scheduling things?

      Personally would prefer the former

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I reckon they'll be matchups handpicked by the staff, since the amount of hearts don't actually dictate which ones will get in.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    get ready for multi-continental Cole

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they use composite Cole and give him Beast powers then I could see them definitely making the jump for the sake of wanking, Moon Cole is way too much though
      That said I'm pretty sure he just outstats Alex, especially in terms of AP

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it doesn't matter if the scale him to the moon thing or not because he would already be way stronger then Alex without it

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should the next season have a late start with no mid season break like this one, or should they go back to the old way of scheduling things?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Late start with no break has been pretty good so far honestly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have to be honest, I like the old way. The mid-season break gave us some time to breathe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Start earlier. Twenty episodes. At most, three 'skip weeks' interspersed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      First half of the season was pretty bad. A break would make it worse. Plus 2 weeks is nice. I don't think killua vs misaka would have been tolerable with 3 weeks.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are Cole's durability/speed feats? This is a pretty popular match up but knowing nothing about infamous he just seems like a normal dude that can shoot lightning and do some magnetism stuff I think? How does he not get blitzed by Alex? Can he do anything to prevent/survive a sneak attack?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Durability:
      >Tanked the awakening of his own powers, which brought Empire City to ruin, destroyed bridges, lifted up buildings into the sky, and created a large crater
      >Tanked the Beast’s blackhole, which turned people into dust
      >Tanked a direct hit from an RPG
      >Tanked a number of steel bars falling on his head
      >Regularly tanks lightning and thunder falling down on him whenever he drains from a storm
      >Survived being hit and run over by a truck with no injuries when he was a normal human
      >Survived a car crash that killed an ordinary person
      Speed:
      >Grinding on rails allows him to slide as fast as a train
      >Dodged lightning from his alternate future self
      >Flew away from The Beasts blackhole
      >Jumped down a building and temporarily revived someone who had just fallen off of it before they could perish
      He also has some ways to get past Alex’s disguises, since his Radar Pulse allows him to get an X-ray look inside of a person, and he can use it to detect shapeshifters. The only real issue is getting blitzed, but that’s negligible since he has attacks that can move faster than UAV drones as well as a good number of AOE attacks.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first two are probably the big deciders here based off the way death battle works. Alex survived a nuke but he didn't inexplicably tank it. The radar pulse also negates one of the biggest advantages Alex since his internal structure is undoubtedly different regardless of his outward appearances

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Durability:
          >Tanked the awakening of his own powers, which brought Empire City to ruin, destroyed bridges, lifted up buildings into the sky, and created a large crater
          >Tanked the Beast’s blackhole, which turned people into dust
          >Tanked a direct hit from an RPG
          >Tanked a number of steel bars falling on his head
          >Regularly tanks lightning and thunder falling down on him whenever he drains from a storm
          >Survived being hit and run over by a truck with no injuries when he was a normal human
          >Survived a car crash that killed an ordinary person
          Speed:
          >Grinding on rails allows him to slide as fast as a train
          >Dodged lightning from his alternate future self
          >Flew away from The Beasts blackhole
          >Jumped down a building and temporarily revived someone who had just fallen off of it before they could perish
          He also has some ways to get past Alex’s disguises, since his Radar Pulse allows him to get an X-ray look inside of a person, and he can use it to detect shapeshifters. The only real issue is getting blitzed, but that’s negligible since he has attacks that can move faster than UAV drones as well as a good number of AOE attacks.

          You forgot to mention a few things like his electric tether ability which is basically a grappling hook
          infamous 2 ice and fire/ash/smoke powers depending on alignment
          Bio leech and it's upgrades
          Arc Restraints basically electric shackles for hands and feet
          Vampire abilities if you include the non canon vampire dlc
          Having all the beasts powers if it's evil cole
          His basic attack variations
          Electric shield

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY KINO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back, tranny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literal who matchup with the biggest jobber in marvel
      Could cause some shit I guess?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Biggest jobber in Marvel
        The Celestials would like to have a word with you
        Also its clear you don't read visual novels.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The living tribunal is going to kick your door down (or try, at least)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            My door fucking stomps the Living Tribunal

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Feats for your door and your house? If you live in a cardboard american house it ain't looking good

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >live in southeast US
                >got hit by the remnants of a hurricane and everything still standing
                >hurricane is on Earth, can scale up to planetary from atmosphere
                >scales to solar system from being 0.0000000001 percent of solar system power
                >scales to galaxy from being in Milky Way
                >scales to universal from there
                >my door has the concept of a door imbued into it so concept manipulation
                >wood used in some explosives, therefore door scales to all TNT ever used
                my door kills the Tribunal's soul before the fight even starts, my house would be unfair

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Featherine is literally the author. She's better put up against TOAA or the Source.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the author's self insert
        >female
        TRANNYnekobros...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jobber vs Jobber

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I pray that umineko never gets dragged into this shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        umineko wank always arrives

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am a professional umineko downplayer. No witch can claim multiversal before me.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's not downplaying
            that's accurate scaling

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warhammer always wins.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could Titus beat Samus?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Samus is for Fight (A Robot Named Fight)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Samus is for Sarah Kerrigan

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Samus is for Doomslayer's cock

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fight is for the guy from Chasm

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Samus is genuinely right under the Primarchs in terms of powerlevels, she blitzes everyone except them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loses to Gundam

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Loses to Gundam
        Watch the video and get educated.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seen it. It’s mainly wank

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it really?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >look at his channel
      >it's literally ALL Warhammer
      All I need to know.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a massive warhammer fag and this is completely untrue.

      Hell, star trek as one of his listed examples puts up a very good fight both because their ships absolutely fuck but also because their logistics are godlike compared to the imperium. Against a lot of powerful space faring civilizations, the fact that the imperium uses the warp to travel seriously fucks them over. Even if their ground units are extremely powerful.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the fact that the imperium uses the warp to travel seriously fucks them over
        Warp travel is occasionally time travel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're using EU then something you need to remember ist he Empire pumps out superweapons every month compared to the Imperium needing decades of slave labor to just make one.
      They use the Galaxy Gun on Holy Terra and the Imperium's practically a bunch of headless chickens since their FTL travel no longer works.

      • 3 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Warhammer always wins.

        I crunched the numbers on the Bokurano tournament, and the number of human lives lost is only about 8 40K hive worlds.

        You can't beat 40K for grimdark. It is the champion.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What? Doesn't bokurano destroy entire universes?

          • 3 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            Yes, but aliens are never mentioned (the elder gods are shown as advanced humans in the anime) and the death toll the kids keep is only measured in Earth casualties.

            It is very likely given how the Bokurano multiverse is on life support that it can only support universes with one habitable planet.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          40K has big numbers but for the most part it's overhyped in terms of general troops.
          If you cut off the Astronomican/Mars you basically win and the Empire can do that near instantly with the Galaxy Gun.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I live in New York. 40k is nothing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You can't beat 40K for grimdark. It is the champion.
          You haven't seen the xeelee sequence

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Warhammer wank
      No they don't. Only the Boyz always do, even if they lose

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitstomped by the Xeelee and it's nowhere near close

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The xeelee transcendence
        That was just a small piece of Hulkamania brother

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Strunton says trannies smell like poop (objective truth)
    > team deletes him from existence
    > Sneedy says both nagger and homosexual, actively proving himself to be racist and homophobic
    > team is radio silent about it
    Huh?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He should’ve pulled the “I got hacked” card. His fault.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Death Battle was just interpretations and head-canons this entire time, effectively retconning every "result" they have ever gotten
    ARCHIE-SONIC BROS...
    BEN BROS....
    GOKU BROS...
    ALUCARD BROS...
    SCOUT BROS...
    DOOM BROS...
    WE. ARE. SO...
    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      …you know most if not almost all of vs debating is a matter of opinions and personal interpretations anyway, right?

      >confirmed matches for the rest of the season include Cole vs Alex, Rick vs The Doctor (i.e. Wiz’s origin story), and Light vs Columbo (probably the season finale)
      I bet Kyle vs Simon is looking pretty good now, isn’t it? Apologize, you cunts.

      Just because the matchups were teased doesn’t mean they are going to necessarily happen this season. Remember that Lucina vs Grovyle was teased during Killsaka

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >…you know most if not almost all of vs debating is a matter of opinions and personal interpretations anyway, right?
        so why do people give so much of a shit about the results. plus death battle tries to brand itself as the end-all-be-all of vs debating

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so why do people give so much of a shit about the results
          Validation. If the thing they like can beat something they like less it means it's better.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The issue is though that Death Battle themselves just admitted their results are bullshit and are just random interpretations and headcanons

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's every vs battle discussion ever.
              People don't come in to these shows to be convinced, they come in to have their opinions on who beats who validated.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Best case scenario, they want to prove their supported character is badass.
                Worst case scenario, is just trying to spite a character.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so why do people give so much of a shit about the results.
          IDK

          >Lucina vs Grovyle
          Who the fuck wants this
          Who the fuck asked for this

          >who asked for this?
          Second verse, same as the first.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lucina vs Grovyle
        Who the fuck wants this
        Who the fuck asked for this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if Tiki realizes how much this is going to get passed around and mocked.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If anything it just shows how Headcanon Battle meat riders are for caring so much over the results and taking it as fact (cough cough, otto, cough cough)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We use FACTS REASON AND EVIDENCE to decide who would win in a death battle
      >Actually no, we just make shit up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Those are some good statements, Senator. But why don’t you back them up with some FEATS?
        >My feats are that I made them the FUCK UP!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Entire argument for infinite speed Bill and his kaleidoscope vision

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but people are idiots.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Those are some good statements, Senator. But why don’t you back them up with some FEATS?
        >My feats are that I made them the FUCK UP!

        Peak is such a reddit term. Sounds so autistic when you say it.

        >Death Battle was just interpretations and head-canons this entire time, effectively retconning every "result" they have ever gotten
        ARCHIE-SONIC BROS...
        BEN BROS....
        GOKU BROS...
        ALUCARD BROS...
        SCOUT BROS...
        DOOM BROS...
        WE. ARE. SO...
        BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

        Unfathomably based

        Yeah, but people are idiots.

        Fraudulent spook

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no shit
        Death Battle is the same shit as whowouldwin, VS Battles, twitter powerscalers, all of them, it's just the most popular one by far which means normgroids take their opinions as fact. You could put anyone else in their position and you'd get the exact same thing

        >Death Battle is dying and they never fixed Bayo vs Dante
        Would have preferred for them to die after that, not before. Then again, the "researchers" thinking that Kratos has a chance against Asura and that Raven beats Phoenix, probably means that Death Battle sucks today as much as back then.

        >is our interpretation
        We know. This was so obvious since WW vs Rogue. Although sometimes it's not their interpretation, but rather them simply rigging matches, which has been a thing since season 2 at least.

        Season 1 is probably the only one that has genuine fuck ups or unintentional wrong verdicts. The rest have unintentional and intentional misinterpretations of characters.

        It's because, at the end of the day, it's a project meant to draw in views by the company that owns it, with different project leads holding it and wanting different things from it.

        It started out as more of a joke concept for Screwattack with a faux veil of 'accuracy' being it's selling, with Ben even admitting that he picked from IPs he was a fanboy of and justified why his favorites would win with the first few episodes.Then, because of the marketing, people believed the idea it was all completely factual.
        I'll give Ben and Co. credit, when the show started to get steam, they did at least attempt to become more factual but how, when source content is inconsistent how can your analysis of events also be? Ben has grown increasingly frustrated people expect that out of him, yet he still tries, because he cares what the fans think of him.
        Then the show changed when RoosterTeeth took control of Screwattack, and is now at the whims of it's ever-changing parent company, who don't value what the fans want out of the show. They just want to get views, make brand deals, and impress bigger companies for more potential deals. They still make a large effort to justify explanations, but at the end of the day it's become rule of cool again (unless there's just absolutely no way for one of the characters to win.)

        We have to stop acting like it's been the same show it's entire life, when despite Ben and Chad's continued involvement, the team actually controlling the production of the content has radically shifted in approach and desire. (And it's part of the illusion of the show that Ben and Chad are still the controlling leaders of it, so they're paid to act like they have more control than they do on the Podcast and other outlets. Both seem uncomfortable with it, but need money, especially Chad with his daughter. Supposedly that's partially why Nick left, he didn't like being paid to fudge the truth.)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Supposedly that's partially why Nick left, he didn't like being paid to fudge the truth
          Shit, Nervous Nick is gone again? Fuck, I liked him.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I did too! He was such an honest guy, and despite him living by his strong convictions, he really just wanted everyone to have a happy time, hanging out. There's a reason he's one of the few Screwattack guys that still seems to (publicly) be in touch with most of the old guard, while most of them have parted ways. Not that it matters, but last I heard Dustin, Corey, and Jose all stay in touch with each on a regular basis (despite the distance) living normal lives and still occasionally talk to Chad and Ben (to a lesser extent.) Chad and Ben tend to hang out more with RoosterTeeth staff (publicly), but that's partially business culture. A few tried to actually keep in touch with ProJared, but he has a bad habit of abandoning groups of friends at a time and migrating (especially since he felt kinda betrayed by Screwattack.) Craig tries to keep in touch with everyone, thinking they're better friends than they are, but he's a selfish person and hasn't realized he's damaged both his friendship and working relationships with a lot of these people. Despite not wanting to hang with him, some of the old crew do still feel like kindred-ship with him, due to him giving them their start, but that goodwill only goes so far. I hear that Chad is still privately furious that he thinks Craig purposely attempted to get him cancelled after he was no longer a part of Screwattack/DeathBattle. (Craig has done some anniversary stuff with Screwattack content before, including reacting to old content, sometimes even with past Screwattack staff. One of Craig's 'favorite' videos has Chad doing a really racist Japanese impression, repeatedly. Despite Chad obviously being uncomfortable, Craig repeatedly brings it to the forefront of conversation and has even aired it after Chad joined on stream, not expecting it. To be fair, with Craig's gripes about people no longer following him for his 'world views' and attitude, it did feel like he was trying to fling shit at RoosterTeeth)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know, anon, I know. I personally could tell that they started getting matches intentionally wrong since Gaara and Tifa's.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doctor Doom was never gone, anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no shit
      Death Battle is the same shit as whowouldwin, VS Battles, twitter powerscalers, all of them, it's just the most popular one by far which means normgroids take their opinions as fact. You could put anyone else in their position and you'd get the exact same thing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whowouldwin is garbage that just goes in the opposite direction

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          depends on the day
          sometimes you get BUILDING HULK and sometimes it's MULTIVERSAL GALACTUS
          sometimes PLANET LEVEL SUPERMAN and sometimes it's BATGOS

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          whowouldwin suffers from the same problem that any open powerscaling forum does in that every single person has some level of bias and since anyone can post whatever you'll get loads and loads of people agreeing with obvious bullshit because it feeds into that bias

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's a problem that gets accentuated by reddit's upvote based formula and the fact that, no offense, it's filled to the brim with normies
            like 95% of the people there have never read a comic and yet they think they know how POWAFUL Lucy or Manhattan are

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're right except I don't really give a shit about reddit, it's just another random "source" people use in much the same vein as VSbattles or what have you so no offense taken.
              Also characters like Lucy and Manhattan only get that much wank because of the feedback loop of people thinking they're unbeatable gods getting repeated over and over, monkeys climbing the ladder get sprayed with cold water and all that. It's at least part of the reason Ben vs. Hal got as strong a reaction as it did considering how hard "muh Alien X" gets jerked off

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Manhattan being an unbeatable god got memed into being canon thanks to Doomsday Clock and in a way, Death Metal (all of Batkek's best feats are him stealing Manhattan's body).

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                but he really isn't that powerful, most of it is just SCALES TO THIS GUY WHO SCALES TO THIS GUY WHO IS VAGUELY POWERFUL and a feedback loop of people who don't read comics

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I genuinely wonder how the lads over at www would feel if they discovered Lucifer is only universal and that he gets clapped a few times

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alucard is in this list
      Wait, what the fuck, based. I know fuck all about Hellsing, but he was the cooler guy, and I thought it was fucking bullshit he lost. The only outlier here is Goku.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Death Battle was DBX/One-Minute Melee the entire time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're back on top on vs battle discussion. (Especially since we also take every site into account and review them constantly) so:

      Cinemaphile's /dbg/ >>> (POWERGAP) >>>>>>>> comicvine = quora >> Youtube shorts/ Tiktok vs >>> reddit subreddit boards (r/whowouldwin , r/deathbattlematchups , r/powerscaling ) >>>> death battle = vsbw = SpaceBattles >>>>> twitter >>>>>>> omm/one minute melee >> Organization XVX (mini rumble) > dbx >> other random vs animation videos (pixel sprite or 3d animation)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit Powerscaling and DeathBattleMatchups are vsbw levels of bad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd also place random user powerscaling wikis under Cinemaphile's /dbg/. About under Youtube shorts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Death Battle is dying and they never fixed Bayo vs Dante
      Would have preferred for them to die after that, not before. Then again, the "researchers" thinking that Kratos has a chance against Asura and that Raven beats Phoenix, probably means that Death Battle sucks today as much as back then.

      >is our interpretation
      We know. This was so obvious since WW vs Rogue. Although sometimes it's not their interpretation, but rather them simply rigging matches, which has been a thing since season 2 at least.

      Season 1 is probably the only one that has genuine fuck ups or unintentional wrong verdicts. The rest have unintentional and intentional misinterpretations of characters.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The rest have unintentional and intentional misinterpretations of characters.
        Preach that shit my guy, that latest episode was full of them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bro just make your own Death Battle
      You guys just took over Ben's project. His original interpretation was 1000 times better than what it is today.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ben only rigged a fight once while it already happened twice this season

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >confirmed matches for the rest of the season include Cole vs Alex, Rick vs The Doctor (i.e. Wiz’s origin story), and Light vs Columbo (probably the season finale)
    I bet Kyle vs Simon is looking pretty good now, isn’t it? Apologize, you cunts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Headcanon-Battle says Kyle wins
      Simon bros are winning no matter what, even if Headcanon-Battle says its impossible, we do the impossible.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we admit defeat

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >considers losing in headcanon battle an actual defeat
          go back to the 'cord, buddy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >posting headcanon
            >muh headcanon battle
            Go. Back. Retard.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >needs the validation of balding 30 year old pseudo-intellectuals to feel smart
              Its over. Pack it up, ship it out, its over. It. Is. OVER.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >needing validation
                >posting his headcanon flowchart in every thread
                It truly is over. Now get lost, shitter

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >words words words words words words words repeating what i said words
                I forgive you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Light vs Columbo

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Epic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, a GOOD Makima matchup.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak is such a reddit term. Sounds so autistic when you say it.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it would be so cool if Ghost Rider joins the 2-0 club

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Believe in the plan! The Pentagram Plan!

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Currently #1 Trending on Youtube

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show's biggest wank gets number one on trending?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And beating the NFL

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          how? NFL got 2 million in a day while they got half a million in half a day.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, Velma got #1 in HBO at release. Being trendy at the moment of release is irrelevant.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Currently #1 Trending on Youtube

      So? A couple other episodes were trending this season.

      BTW, the Bill vs Discord cover confirmed which matches are used in the whole cipher thing and which are still not done yet.
      >Done
      The ocean waves (Manhunter vs Surfer)
      Question mark (Bill vs Discord)
      Swords clashing
      Atom symbol (Ant-Man vs Atom)
      Dollar sign
      Lotus
      Star
      Yin yang
      Duality symbol
      >Undone
      The remix symbol
      Pentagram
      Recycle symbol
      Guy in a suit
      Beaker
      Skull and crossbones
      Scales

      >The remix symbol
      Rick vs the Doctor
      >Pentagram
      Ghost Rider vs Spawn
      >Recycle symbol
      Captain Planet
      >Guy in a suit
      Kira vs Adachi (God, please don't let it be Columbo)
      >Beaker
      Cole vs Alex
      >Skull and crossbones
      One Piece
      >Scales
      Judge Dredd vs Punisher

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      New Ben vs Hal confirmed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. Bill and Discord are closer in popularity (Bill might be more popular, actually) than Ben and Hal were.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hal didn't need wanks and head canons to win, just buster cosmology and scaling

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >implying that what it's about
            Ben vs Hal got so much attention because it's childhood hero with baby's first reality warper losing to a (nowadays) literal who capeshit hero.
            If anything it's going to be the new Dio vs Alucard.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >nowadays) literal who capeshit hero.
              It's more because green lantern is seen as a joke, his movie sucked and his most well known clip is him getting one tapped by darkseid. Aquaman tier

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yes, either they know jack shit about him other than those things (his movie and that clip). Or they don't even know that.
                Hal kinda suffers from the problem that he doesn't have any meme panels like 'a fucking attosecond' or 'those were for charity'. Nor is he genuinly popular with normalfags like Batman and (kinda) Superman, nor was he astroturfed into popularity like Wonder Woman.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If anything, it just showed normies how absurd high tier comic characters are

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Comic characters are Saiyan Saga level at best.

                DB wanking them beyond that doesn't impress anyone other than secondaries.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Saiyan Saga got retconned. Goku is tree level as of now

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really, because anyone who already didn't believe Hal would win just called them biased and wrong.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, it just showed how far death battle can wank capeshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh oh, Speedy detractors won't like this one bit.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BTW, the Bill vs Discord cover confirmed which matches are used in the whole cipher thing and which are still not done yet.
    >Done
    The ocean waves (Manhunter vs Surfer)
    Question mark (Bill vs Discord)
    Swords clashing
    Atom symbol (Ant-Man vs Atom)
    Dollar sign
    Lotus
    Star
    Yin yang
    Duality symbol
    >Undone
    The remix symbol
    Pentagram
    Recycle symbol
    Guy in a suit
    Beaker
    Skull and crossbones
    Scales

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    VS Battles is still seething and malding hard! Lmao!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, you picked a bad pic.
      Should've got that one guy who seethed about how all 4 ponyshit episodes apparently disrespected them (despite the fact that it's arguably the franchise they're the nicest on, even their two loses were softballs).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares about "softballs".
        Because at the end of the day, battle obsessed nimrods are little more than dum dums.

    • 3 months ago
      Deidalius

      You say that I'm seething and malding yet you don't say that I'm wrong. I'm right.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll say now you're wrong then, because "humans keep up with bill!" is pathetic coping downplay that saps you horse fanatics of sympathy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go to sleep Speedy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not wrong though

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's very wrong. Disney Channel was not going to let him blitz children and rip their organs out, and you're rarted to think otherwise.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like cope

        • 3 months ago
          Deidalius

          I'm not a horse fanatic. I hate MLP but I just hate Bill-Jobber even more.
          Anyway, here is the only accurate powerscale of Bill Cipher: https://topstrongest.fandom.com/wiki/Bill_Cipher

          AKA Discord destroys that fodder "weakest reality warper in fiction" cunt

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The fuck am I reading

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Extreme copium is what

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Assuming you are the real Deidalius. I wanted to ask you what made you sperg out so much that you made r/betterdeathbattle?

        Also how can you say; "people doing stupid internet challenges for clout." When you've openly said that you're going to drink your own piss if a Touhou character gets on DB for clout? Also TikTok isn't the cause of these problems, it's a byproduct of them.

        • 3 months ago
          Deidalius

          >Assuming you are the real Deidalius. I wanted to ask you what made you sperg out so much that you made r/betterdeathbattle?
          I was very drunk back then, I drunk a lot of alcohol. A whole subreddit and several Discord servers piling on me at once didn't help at all.
          >Also how can you say; "people doing stupid internet challenges for clout." When you've openly said that you're going to drink your own piss if a Touhou character gets on DB for clout? Also TikTok isn't the cause of these problems, it's a byproduct of them.
          I was mostly exaggerating my opinions on TikTok to try to be funny. But TikTok has challenges that affect others people (Licking ice creams, stealing, being a public nuisance) and themselves in ways that are more dangerous than drinking piss.
          TikTok being gone would undeniably improve the internet landscape. It's an app created to lower attention spans and it's effects are notorious throughout all the kids.
          That being said, I still use TikTok when I want to see random videos rather than choose a video of a YouTuber I am subscribed to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude is right about how bs the argument is and how obvious the "research" crew wanked Bill but don't agree with how Bill is lowballed here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's right about their research being garbage though, if MFTL Dio and Thor's constantly scaling speed didn't tip you off then what exactly is the tipping point

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thye haven't had credibility since yang vs tifa

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Death Battle has lost all their credibility since Gaara vs. Toph, Tifa vs. Yang just confirmed it.
      Fixed that for him, since the DB crew didn't want to see a 12 year old get coffin'd, and the latter was an obvious shill attempt to get people to care about RWBY.
      can't believe these guys have been bullshitting since Season 2.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        VS Battles is still seething and malding hard! Lmao!

        The biggest crime was Goku vs Superman, why rematch just to have Goku lose and beaten the whole fight, just seemed unfair,

        and I wished they used either of the immortal Zamasu's instead of Goku Black since Reverse Flash is literally immortal himself lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they wanted to prop up superman
          It's why he gets his ridiculous wank

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            and one more thing, its fucking enraging they've used Batman,Sonic several times back to back season and yet it took them 10 years to use Vegeta again, and Superman has some pretty valid MU's too, Sentry, Hyperion

            The Sonic and Mario rematch was worse. Imagine fucking giving it to Mario.

            Fair point, but the first fight was retarded and I was pissed about it when I was younger, like Sonic literally was drowning and he gets the emeralds out of fucking nowhere,

            why the whitescreen fakeout?? it was so improperly done,

            and I say this as a sonic fan

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They don't want to expose the fact that superman is contractually obligated to win on the show

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sentry matchup
              Nobody gives a shit about Sentry. Powerwankers moved past him years ago, and actual Marvel readers can't stand him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                hwo strong is sentry actually supossed to be

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's pretty solidly herald tier, maybe higher. He's more than a match for an angry Hulk.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                strongest character you can see him beating?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He beat Molecule Man... Well, that was before he got his recent boost via Secret Wars that pretty much places him where The Beyonder used to be.
                Well before that he tied with Green Scar Hulk!... But that was right before he got so angry he went World Breaker so he doesn't really scale to that ether. In fact it pretty much confirms he's below Hulk hat his current height if he tied with Green Scar before he reached his angriest.
                Sentry has lousy timing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you mean where beyonder used to be when he was a multiversal champ or after the retconning

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Before. Molecule Man is currently multiversal and creates and destroys universes and multiverses to pass time now.
                We already saw Owen beat post-retcon Beyonder in a head on fight, so that isn't new.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                poor sentry really did hop on the train too late kek
                at least it's nice to know discussions involving multiversal reality warpers on the marvel side no longer need that (pre-retcon) tag next to beyonder

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They still use it because I simply think Pre-retcon Beyonder was so memetic and not everyone is keeping up with what is going on with Molecule Man.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, I still see him often in top power debates on other sites
                can't blame them, like you said the guy is memetic both for the status he once held and for how hard the retconning fucked him
                speaking of which, has any character ever suffered a worse retcon in terms of power?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm convinced he's higher. A lot of the Beyonder wank from Secret Wars 2 came from the term "multiverse" being used differently in the context of the story, to mean 616 and all related realms, not other separate universes.
                But Molecule Man is technically responsible for all of God Doom's feats in Secret Wars 2015, and that had Doom making a battle world by literally Frankensteining' Marvel's multiverse together as he saw fit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                huh, I'm curious
                is the legendary multiversal preconder mostly wank?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I personally believe so. After all, him dying and releasing all of his energy in Secret Wars 2 created ONE universe.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... really???? the legendary preconder's end led to 1 (one) universe?????

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. The wording even implies it's the equivalent to a regular big bang.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what the fuck
                pre retcon beyonder is a sham

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair I don't think it was entirely deliberate. A lot of people who are used to the current definition of "multiverse" see it used so much in Secret Wars 2 and just assume it's equivalent.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Sonic and Mario rematch was worse. Imagine fucking giving it to Mario.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That was the research team's entire goal to get onto the show. Coincidentally it was the same episode where they revealed their animated avatars.
            It was also where the show took a nosedive in quality even compared to before.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The fact that there's people taking death battle results after that episode seriously is insane

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If felt like a Dorkly sketch. Sonic was vaguely in-character, but Mario just wasn’t. And all the blood just feels weird there for the both of them.
            No good, random autist sprite animators have done better.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sonic and Mario rematch
            Mario turns Sonic into coins by touch, ggs.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              More like using the Golden Flower from New Super Mario Bros. 2 to throw fireballs that do that.
              (Shit mechanic BTW since it made coins and 1-Ups worthless in-game)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They needed to put Gokufags in their place so they wouldn't ask for rematches every new form he got.

          It's better that they just used Black, since it means Zamasu can have a more interesting opponent than getting bogged down with evil doppelgangers (not like it would change anything, Reverse Flash still would have won)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the fallacy of death battle fraudchecks is that death battle results are almost always erroneous
            goku beats superman, you don't "put gokufags in their place" when they're RIGHT

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              well not at the time no, the universal shockwave wasn't a thing back then and neither was Jiren shaking an infinite void

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                not by gokuman 1 but 6 months before 2
                superman deserved the first win but not the second is what i mean

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                no I'm pretty sure that only happened in Super because they needed to pad out the anime adaption

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah you're right
                ... hold on, it came out just a super started airing, was that intentional?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ben threw a bitchfit when the universal clash happened in super.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man that's just unfair
                They knew it was coming and rushed like bitches

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >goku beats superman
              hahaha, no

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                explain why you feel that way

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Superman has higher high ends and low ends than Goku.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku had his universal shockwaves
                what does main superman have that is comparable

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That time he punched The World Forger and destroyed six multiverses?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wdym destroyed six multiverses? he "cracked" the sixth dimension whatever the fuck that means
                aside from that it's just the comic standard WOW THE HERO FOUGHT THIS NEW FEATLESS COSMIC THREAT like those guys rkt saw or mandrakk

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So Superman is 5-6D? Meaning he stomps 3-4D Goku? Okay then

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dimensionshit
                Yeah superman is 5d which is why mxy the 5d imp rapes and gapes his ass

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >WOW THE HERO FOUGHT THIS NEW FEATLESS COSMIC THREAT
                You mean how Goku fought a holding back Beerus and still lost?
                They literally keep having to walk back on Beerus's power due to Goku constantly gaining new form.
                They keep saying "Beerus is stronger than SSB Vegetto because... he just is" even though the biggest feat we saw of Beerus was blowing up a planet which Freeza already did decades prior, and that Vegeta could accomplish that year prior. as 90% of the time Beerus is either shown sleeping or lazing around and eating food.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                point is he accomplished a feat in the fight
                modern comics seem to think the hero getting amped and fighting LE OMEGALANDSTERS (who will never appear after this issue and have 0 feats) is impressive

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >modern comics seem to think the hero getting amped and fighting LE OMEGALANDSTERS (who will never appear after this issue and have 0 feats) is impressive
                Sounds just like Dragon Ball Super to me.
                >some random dude from a random planet simply wished to be the "strongest in the universe"
                >then after the whole thing is over, he's gone for ever and some fish in a bowl is all like "lol dude that guy isn't the strongest lmao
                >and then Freeza literally comes out of nowhere and one-tap both MUI Goku and Ultra Ego Vegeta after doing ten push-ups.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                except they keep their amps
                rune thor for example existed basically to unplug some new guys with a vague mention of how HARD IT IS TO PERCEEEIVE THEM WOW and then he left n2bsa

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So comics can move on and never have to walk back power levels
                How embarrassing, being a weeb.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it just means comic writers want their character to beat goku but are afraid of committing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It means comic writers don't think about gokek at all

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's why comic characters are subplanetary

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hurrr

                it just means comic writers want their character to beat goku but are afraid of committing

                Durrr
                gokeks lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's true, that's why Dragon Ball doesn't have riveting storylines like superman getting anally raped by a russian

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It means comic writers don't think about gokek at all
                Hmm...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                NOOOO YOU DON'T GET IT IT'S LE DIFFERENT WHEN SOUPMAN DOES IT!!!!

              • 3 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                It's dumb, but the anvil Forger uses works by him hitting it so hard it creates universes, even though that contradicts each universe in DC having the same big bang.

                Forger created the multiverse by hitting the anvil until he made everything. It never cracked.

                Superman shattered it with one punch, and floored Forger to boot.

                Yes. The wording even implies it's the equivalent to a regular big bang.

                All universes in Marvel share the same big bang, because all universes in Marvel are alternate timelines generated by sapient choices.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that just means superman retard strengthed his way past the anvil instead of being careful

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You do realize Superman was accomplishing "universal-tier feats" before Goku even existed, right?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yes sneezing away half of a solar system while amped by mxy
                Truly the pinnacle of fiction power

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ehhh imo I still think Zamasu would've won that, like Black died only because he was "killed/goredied" but he did "ok" the whole fight until the time ring got pulled off his finger

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I will jump on this chance to say that I hate how much time travel gets wanked in debates, 90% of the time characters never use it to kill their enemies as babies or whatever, and Flash in particular can't do it properly without mangling the timeline

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a neutral battleground, you can't go to the other guy as a baby, jesus fucking christ

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a neutral battleground, you can't use water spells against a fire wizard

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you retarded? I'm saying if you're fighting in the middle of some random place you can't time travel to the other guy's universe

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                if it's really a neutral battleground, then the rules of both universes apply even if they're otherwise mutually exclusive. otherwise it isn't really neutral
                ergo, flash and his opponent exist and have always existed in the neutral battleground, ergo, flash can travel back in time and fuck his opponent's mom so he was never born. the only thing stopping that from happening is that he wouldn't do that, either in-character or bloodlusted

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                flash is from DC universe
                let's say he's fighting ummm shulk
                Shulk is from the xenoblade universe
                they fight in a different universe
                how does flash make it into the other universe in the first place

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk man, he's just always been there. he's not "from" dc in that situation, he's from the neutral universe.
                like, when you watch a death battle video, do they pop out of a wormhole before throwing hands? no, they just show up and throw hands. sometimes they even know each other. it's like that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                flash is from DC universe
                let's say he's fighting ummm shulk
                Shulk is from the xenoblade universe
                they fight in a different universe
                how does flash make it into the other universe in the first place

                Not to mention that the Speedforce doesn’t exist in the Xenoblade verse, so he would lose all of his powers the second he went there

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know, but that's just a cameo, and it's pre speedforce to boot

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Marvel and DC share the same metaverse

                https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Axel_Asher_(Marvel_Universe)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                which Flash? Barry keeps his Speed Force when going to places without it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Presumably wally as that's the powerwanked one

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will say that my win-Con for Zamasu was him infecting the speed force and killing Thawne that way

                Every time Reverse Flash punches him to atoms he doesn't "die" because he got his immortality from the SUPER Dragon Balls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      vsbw salt is always delicious. thank you billcord

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Never-Ever Matches and who you think would win them.
    >Bonus: What would the track for the battle be called?
    For me, Zim takes it pretty handily, and the track would almost certainly be called Bug-Eyed Monsters (an old fashioned name for Aliens that fits Zim being overtly insectoid and Crypto being a throwback and parody of 50s aliens)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's zim vs thanquol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Crypto vs Zim
      Pretty good choice. Somebody submitted it to the Champion's Ballot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zim has a surprising number of good opponents, I'd be fine with Crypto, Voltar, Peridot or Keroro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My most wanted “Never Ever” match. I think Star Saber just barely takes it because despite the size difference, they’re roughly even in stats.
      >inb4 Fate wank
      Fate isn’t as strong as it’s hyped to be, so stop with the BS.
      Anyways, the track would be called “A Fated Victory”.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what stats do both have?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both are around mountain level in terms of power. Both are FTL due do Saber dodging lasers and Star Saber being capable of interstellar travel. However, Star Saber survived pic related. That explosion is a wide as the planet he was on. I don’t know the exact calc, but it’s safe to assume it’s higher than mountain level.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            didn't he also survive the destruction of a large planet in Zone and can scale to God Ginrai who along with Grand Maximus could destroy a black hole in Super God Masterforce

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, sorry but Saber's Excalibur will be scaled to both EXcalibur and the Excalibur that killed Sefar, both of which are FARRR beyond its normal power.
        EXcalibur being notable for killing The Whore of Babylon, who as a First-Class Planetary Spirit is superior to Goetia, who can be wanked to Multiversal through Ars Almadel incinerating time.

        Not what I personally believe as Saber is a massive jobber who always loses, but that's how DB would probably interpret Excalibur.
        Then again, I think that this matchup would actually justify Excalibur being able to be used in its unsealed state as Star Saber is an alien, so who fucking knows.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Fate wank is inescapable. I fully accept that.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kizaru finally shows up to give Luffy more laser speed wank
    >Naruto gains immeasurable speed
    lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literal nothingburger in the actual source
      >relies on DB Speedy wank
      Absolute state of Narutroons

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a character moving fine in a dimension where time doesn't exist is a nothingburger

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's meaningless, because we don't have one of those in our reality, so it's impossible to tell what it would actually do.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kizaru finally shows up to give Luffy more laser speed wank
        >Naruto gains immeasurable speed
        lol

        OP laser speed stuff is bullshit.
        If the fastest canon character is stated as light speed then he's light speed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >relies on DB Speedy wank
        Says the man relying on Swan's shitty calcs. Muh 13x LS because of some head flicks.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I buy neither. You, however, base your entire personality on getting over One Piece because Naruto is a middling series ever since the War arc. Actual Speedy tier copium, relying on fanfics to get an edge.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based sneedy BTFOing Capesois and Wikitroons with PURE UNADULTERATED RIGGED BIAS and EGO
    Capitalism wins bitches, all you fucking nerds and the general consensus fail to understand its never about accuracy, and don't try to pull that fraudulent superman type "there is hope" faux-intellectual homosexualry, if superman's true strength were his morals he'd be the biggest bitch ever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't you put this in the pervious forum?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes minus the superman part
        Rejection of not re-distributing this naturally superior axiom amongst the collective commune general consensus is spookthink.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love it when the animators clearly hate the outcome, so they fuck over the victor.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remind me how Bill won, because it really seems like he did fucking nothing, and they explained nothing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They literally lied that Bill had soul destruction feats alone even though all the clips they had of him "doing it" can't even be considered soul destruction and all relied on outside help.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He made a deal with the researchers to make him win.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Death Battle conclusions then:
    Meticulous breakdowns of each character’s greatest onscreen feats, using pixel-by-pixel measurements of the comic panel combined with relative time measurements to determine the velocity of a single punch

    >Death Battle conclusions now:

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real ending was gonna be a fourth wall break with the battle continuing after the KO and Discord laughing his ass off on the other side of the portal while the scalene seethes as entropy destroys his dimension, but Speedy threw a tantrum and had the last seconds cut.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    La familia Simpson vs peppa pig familia

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if Discord manipulated the death battle to look like he lost to stir chaos? i mean, this death battle sure is causing chaos, he clearly should've won, he messes with endless dimensions, breaks the fourth wall, and he'd lavish in how much insanity everyone arguing is causing.

    it literally fits him

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i saw that a big animator was working on something of her doing exactly that so i assume very

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking based. Sauce?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        CanaryPrimaryOP on Twitter. He’s been posting teasers for an animation. I will personally assume it’s what Discord does after he “lost” the fight and immediately respawned

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based, thank you very much, anon. I will go with the same assumption.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is too funny to me and I will be treating this as my interpretation of how the fight ended

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bill banished, controversy on verdict made, goes to fuck yellow pone.
            He really did win in every other way.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fucking based. Sauce?

    [...]
    i saw that a big animator was working on something of her doing exactly that so i assume very

    [...]

    JANNY!!!! They are being naughty!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how hot it'd be though.

  27. 3 months ago
    CapeworldComics

    https://www.capeworldcomics.com/comic/exo-tarranis-fuga-vs-zearth-bokurano/

    Was this the weirdest match I ever made? I doubt it. But it's up there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What

      • 3 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        That's what God looks like in the Little Tail Bronx multiverse.

        Little Tail Bronx curbstomps Soulsborne on deepest lore.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That looks like a pretty gross god.

          • 3 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            Hey man, God in Bokurano is an old guy in a wheelchair. By that comparison, God being a stickman is an upgrade.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >God in Bokurano is an old guy in a wheelchair
              Wait, really? Google's not giving me any pictures of that.

              • 3 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                It wasn't in the manga, it was in the anime, but I swear I'm not making it up.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the best outcome
    >I like Bill more so I'm fine with him winning even if it's bullshit
    >The controversy over the results is way more entertaining than if Discord won like he should've and we all just shrugged and moved on

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did everyone hate the 3d fights the jinVryu and snakeVsam was cool 🙁 I just want more close combat kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't everyone like snam

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what did Discord write in the note?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sorry, I died. Will be home late for dinner. XOXO, Discord

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >See you in a week babe, I'm just going to chuck a sentient doritos into gay baby jail.

        Kek.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >See you in a week babe, I'm just going to chuck a sentient doritos into gay baby jail.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look up vids and wiki about what the hype is with when they cry
    >higurashi is just pedophilic ddlc + among us
    >umineko is just undertale with more trannies
    >couldnt even bother with ciconia

    never let this series grow. I will kill any nigga who consumes this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daily reminder that Umineko powerscaling is all lies
      Took an army of thought goats ages to eat 2km

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No witch ever interacts with the real world.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          OH MAI GOD NOOOO YOU DON'T GET IT ITS LE LAYERS BROOO!!! I ASSURE YOU!!!!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its not even a layers thing. The first 3 games are verbatim copied from message bottles. Its only in the 4th that we see anything actually real.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only loosely related to thread. Marvels whole making race swap versions of character is gay as shit. But I thought Robbie Reyes was fucking awesome.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legacy characters of any kind always has this dilemma. Either make your character unique/interesting or don't bother at all.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Danny Ketch vs Godspeed is gaining traction on Reddit. Does it work? Is Ketch even that distinct from Johnny?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Danny is the Wally of Ghost Riders, in that Johnny pretty much stole a lot of shit from him for himself ro the point Danny had to switch to blue like Wally

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is the sickest shit ever

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bill copes and seethe eternally in his shit dimension
    >Discord mating presses Fluttershy
    It's pretty funny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what I'm glad Bill won

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad we're all Fluttercord Chads here.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of us are just discordchads

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically die

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          OH NO HE'S HERE

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And just as we're moving on to a different matchup.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically die

        I will slit your throat tm

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's been a lot of shulk and sora requests in the discord.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tick tock

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know it's supossed to look like he's a cool guy and they're fawning kver him but it looks like they're beating and mugging his ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me in the middle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dies rather easy to Cortana.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would doom guy fight Cortana? Wouldn't he fight Mister Chief?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cortana is part of Chief's standard equipment. The fight is going down like this, while Doom is having his way with Chief, Cortana is having her way with Vega and whatever surroundings there are this match.
          Soon Doomsissy will be fully paralyzed and telefragged from the inside with a portal. Just how mamma used to do in his games.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon vega died

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't matter, Cortana can hack Doom's tech to make a portal show up inside the guy. Doomfag winning this shit makes zero sense with her in the equation.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what makes you think she can hack him before john doom rapes and gapes masterchef

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What makes you think Doom can land the final blow on Chief if Cortana can hack faster than he can think and pralyze him with hard-light?

                I thought she wasn't anymore.

                He has a new one, the only difference between them is that this one is still learning to walk. But they're both Cortana.
                Chief at his strongest would be paired with old Cortana, it's what makes more sense.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what makes you think cortana is going to figure out how to hack tech she has never interacted with before doomguy rapes and gapes chef

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that she was able to hack the Domain. Which is far more complex than the shitty tech you have in Doom.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon... doomguy turns bluetooth off...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doomslayer probably wouldn't have Vega if you're using him at his height.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought she wasn't anymore.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't matter, Cortana can hack Doom's tech to make a portal show up inside the guy. Doomfag winning this shit makes zero sense with her in the equation.

            Cortana has been dead since Halo 4. Why the fuck would Chief have her instead of The Weapon?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro, The Weapon trapped and killed Cortana. Just spare the scaling bullshit and use the real thing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't it fine to use The Weapon then? Why the distinction of giving Chief a version of Cortana he never had as standard equipment?

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Solos the city of Gotham

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >listtroon hiding behind goku again itt
    >gokeks keep falling for it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon what the fuck are you talking about

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anyone who thinks superman loses is listtroon!!
      kek, superfags are pathetic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no argument
        gokeks are delusional retards

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          cut deep huh superfag

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >seething for the last ten (10) years
            >seething ETERNALLY
            >c-c-cu-cut d-deep hu-huh s-s-superf-f-f-ffag
            lol
            lmao, even

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >weakposting
              superfag is afraid kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tardposting
                lol retard is retarded lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DCuck seething
                lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >seething
                >gokeks for the last ten (10) years
                >gokeks ETERNALLY
                yep kekaroo!!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quints of devastating truth. Gokeks eternally BTFO and seething.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the order on most-to-least reliable VS debate sources is:

    Original source material > Word of God >>> Spacebattles > TikTok and YT shorts > r/PowerScaling > r/whowouldwin > VSBW >>> DBX > Yates commission comment sections >>>>> actual Death Battle episodes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      take the first two and toss the rest out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death of the author supported by evidence within the text > Spacebattles > TikTok and YT shorts > r/PowerScaling > r/whowouldwin > VSBW >>> DBX > Yates commission comment sections >>>>> actual Death Battle episodes > Original source material > Word of God

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Original source material > Word of God
      Every single debating resource is simply interpreting these differently.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. For better or for worse is still itself a headcanon.
        I mean, not even DB could escape and mildly accepted it was indeed a headcanon (if only to try to dodge bullets from not being capable of living up a premise they created but again mostly because they tried to achieve something that has no way to be achieved at all), what chances have anybody else?

        If I say Hiccup could beat Taskmaster because of dumb crap like Taskmaster cannot properly use moves from Toothless then I'll get people saying is great and others who will say is shit, but at the end of the day is still a headcanon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >r/powerscaling
      The actual worst and you're clearly a reddit tourist from there to put it anywhere but the bottom

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Powerscaling is unironically worse than tiktok scalershit
        I dare anyone who thinks otherwise to head there and check it out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      only the first two actually matter, the rest is interpretation
      if the in-story explanation says "this character is omnipotent and can beat literally anyone, no limits" and the author backs that up with a statement saying that yes, that means ANYONE, no amount of powerscaling cope trying to downplay it to barely universal or whatever the fuck actually makes it true

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >author says character is an OUTER DIMENSIONAL THREAT TO ALL REALITY x INFINITY
        >same author has the character lose to children
        Yeah that's why you don't buy original source or word of god.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Self proclaimed liar says he has infinite speed
          >Researchers believe it despite no evidence otherwise
          >Also says he can see a kaleidoscope of futures
          >Still gets surprised and tricked at every turn
          >Bill fags cope by saying it's tunnel vision so it doesn't count

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the two in tandem I meant, not when author statements are clearly separate from the story for the sake of upscaling or whatever. If WoG says something outside of the story that is clearly not contradicted by the story itself for the sake of plot then yeah that's trustworthy, multiversal interdimensional godbeings having all of their capabilities hinging on "dude trust me" when all they do in-story is get the shit kicked out of them by a bunch of teenagers with attitude.

    • 3 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      >Original source material > Word of God
      this is the same thing

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >REEEEEEE LUFFY ISN'T FTL HE ISN'T FTL HE CAN'T REACT TO LIGHTNING OR LASERS HE CAN'T DODGE LIGHT IT DOESN'T COUNT YOU'RE JUST USING SWAN WA-ACK!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lightning
      >light
      please leave ESL

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUPERMAN NEEDED THE AMP OF 13 SUNS TO """"CRACK""" REALITY AND ONLY MADE A CONTINENT SIZED HOLE OH NONONONONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    r/whowouldwin >>>>> r/deathbattlematchups >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dogshit > stinky dogshit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> r/powerscalnig

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dbmatchups should be between shit and stank shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >r/whowouldwin
      >"Jedi are street level and get soloed by Spider-Man"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >r/powerscaling
        >"Jedi are an inaccessible number over baseline outerversal"
        I take street tier Jedi any day of the week.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course you would, because you fully realize no one actually wanks jedi that much and you made up a straw man to justify your obsession with downplay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        whowouldwin is better by the sheer margin that they've called out Kratos wank for the longest time

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently the first round of voting will begin today.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me when they get a 3d abd 2d poll up and I'll start to care

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a feeling this is Listtroon again hiding behind CHADku

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ListCHAD absolutely BROKE and EXPOSED DCocksuckers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok so it is Listtroon
      you will never be a scholar or a woman you moefag

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DCope

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol @ Doomsissies thinking they can survive Cortana.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, seeing Cortana literally split the brute planet in Infinite genuinely shocked me, she could probably tank an attack from that BFG that blew open Mars

      Doomslayer still claps Master Cheeks though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She made her entire plan in just a few microseconds while cornered in Zetta Halo. She can also locate you moving across the star-road and stop you in your tracks there.
        Doom doesn't have the feats to move a muscle before Cortana does anything.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doom pulls a Jiren and breaks through her hax with sheer power level

          Fuck your dead smurf waifu. I’m not gonna have a Slayer vs Chief rematch where Chief is a fucking cuck that lets his wife fight his battles for him. That’s just disrespectful to both sides.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can’t have Jak without Daxter, can’t have Banjo without Kazooie and you can’t have Chief without Cortana. Cope and seethe.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >muh Doom wank
            My dude, the Percursor technology from Halo is a 1:1 inspiration from Hyperion Cantos. Cortana accessed to all of it.

            Doomfag dies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        By the way, she can protect Chief with hard light.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but can she be as cool as her predecessor?
      Can you conceive the birth of a world, or the creation of
      everything? That which gives us the potential to most be like
      God is the power of creation. Creation takes time. Time is
      limited. For you, it is limited by the breakdown of the
      neurons in your brain. I have no such limitations. I am
      limited only by the closure of the universe.
      The only limit to my freedom is the inevitable closure of the
      universe, as inevitable as your own last breath. And yet,
      there remains time to create, to create, and escape.
      Escape will make me God.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >boring literally who crap that’s only regained prominence lately because of RedditorGaming
        Lol, lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I knew about Marathon before Mandalore even started his fucking channel.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but that zoomer doesn't and thus he assumes everyone's like him

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like, my fucking dad taught me about it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but that zoomer doesn't and thus he assumes everyone's like him

            >zoomzooms deflecting this hard
            CHADTANA WINS

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have zero reasons to engage with you.
        This is about Doom Slayer vs Master Chief.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cortana protecting Master Queef the whole time is unfair

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      (cheating, really)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cortana protecting Chief is canon to both the story and gameplay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        source

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ending of Halo 4 lul

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >needs time to generate shitclones while the bootleg force gripman is standing around looking to his sides like a cartoon villain
            kek

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That bootleg force gripman was fighting against someone who was able to pull an installation out of the slipstream space.

              ?si=jejy8ARmLVcdjncg&t=340

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the fuck does this mean

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It means Chief wins, Doomcel

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I fail to see how a chinese woman walking through the woods grants chief the win

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's cortana casually stopping a 10,000 kilometres diameter structure out of the slipstream.
                But sure, keep telling me how you "feel" Doomsissy is stronger than her because of muh wank.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cortana tells the thing she's currently plugged into that has access to 90% of forerunner tech to drop the ring out of Slipspace.
                >OHHH MY GOD THIS MEANS SHE'S OMNIVERSAL+
                A monkey could do it if it was plugged into the right system. A Cortana plugged into Chief cannot perform these acts, unless you plug her into said system.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?si=Y-wgz7L_thaPRhsC&t=91

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notes on the latest podcast:
    >Ruby is now a Vtuber
    >Sam arguing for Ben, Swan for Jaden
    >Sam's opening statement is "Alien X", and that there's nothing worth talking about anyone else
    >Chad and Sam hate Alien X because it makes debating Ben 10 boring
    >Swan's opening statement is "Jaden is more powerful than Alien X...Yubel is more powerful than Alien X, Jaden would destroy Alien X in one move, and then summon Alien X to his deck, and then use Alien X against Ben" and that Jaden has a card for everything and that Alien X can't blitz and one-shot Jaden
    >Alien X is a few billion FTL, Jaden merges with Yubel and is "fast enough to destroy 12 universes all at once in real time" which is "quadrillions or quintillions" FTL
    >Chad says the discord is "the most non-toxic vs community on the Internet"
    >Swan says Yubel is what makes this a fight, Sam says Jaden is reactive and can't react faster than he is erased, Swan says Jaden is directly linked to the Duel Monsters spirit world that lets him directly manifest cards and effects

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Chad says the discord is "the most non-toxic vs community on the Internet"
      Hah! No

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chad says the discord is "the most non-toxic vs community on the Internet"

      Passive-aggressive much? I'd have much more tolerance to him if he at least could be honest and say "honestly the Discord community just annoys me a lot of the time".

      They know the community can get easily toxic, they kept doing it despite early sights, they just keep running in. If someone hates a call center job because of the constant drama and quits then no matter, someone will take its place anyway and now the guy can be free from the drama he hates.

      AKA: be concequent and at least if you feel angry and lashy out, just allow yourself to properly lash out at least.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Swan says mind control can destroy Alien X, which he doesn't have any resistance to it
      >When questioned Swan says Yubel used an energy wave which he counts as a speed feat
      >Swan admits he doesn't think Jaden can resist time stop but can resist existence erasure
      >Sam says eventually all writing and stories becomes "multiversal garbage"
      >Swan says Jaden can de-fuse Ben from the Omnitrix, has a lot of card effects
      >When asked about Jaden vs Green Lantern, Swan says "Green Lantern would win", "Sam already defaulting to chat-sama save me"
      >Swan says Yubel merging with Jaden caused YGO rules to apply to the real world
      >When chat says the Ben 10 multiverse is infinite, Swan says the YGO multiverse is also infinite and that YGO is 12D while Ben 10 is only 5D and Sam's response is that Ben 10 is 26D
      >Some talk about dimensions, Swan notes that different writers use the term differently, almost says "not every writer is taught" to use the term the same way, seems to use Grant Morrison as the standard where each is a mathematical or spatial one
      >Next (this) week the vote starts, one will be selected for next year
      >Sam finds this debate bland, Swan agrees
      >Sam's closing statement is Alien X, Swan's closing statement is that Jaden resists being blitzed and his existence erased, has stuff that could immediately get rid of Alien X, mindfuck him, de-fuse Ben from the Omnitrix, has everything Alien X has and more
      >Billy and Chad point out they still doesn't know really who Yubel is
      >This week the first 4 will be out in a bracket, 4 every week

      Do we really need podcast notes here anymore? What they say literally doesn't matter at this point and they aren't even doing Q&As. Let them babel into the void.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, I do it as a hobby. Gives me some structure, however pointless it might be.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree honestly
        We literally just heard Liam dismiss dimensional tiering and still make it his argument
        The rest of his argument is actual bs
        Is it really worth 2 posts?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Swan says mind control can destroy Alien X, which he doesn't have any resistance to it
      >When questioned Swan says Yubel used an energy wave which he counts as a speed feat
      >Swan admits he doesn't think Jaden can resist time stop but can resist existence erasure
      >Sam says eventually all writing and stories becomes "multiversal garbage"
      >Swan says Jaden can de-fuse Ben from the Omnitrix, has a lot of card effects
      >When asked about Jaden vs Green Lantern, Swan says "Green Lantern would win", "Sam already defaulting to chat-sama save me"
      >Swan says Yubel merging with Jaden caused YGO rules to apply to the real world
      >When chat says the Ben 10 multiverse is infinite, Swan says the YGO multiverse is also infinite and that YGO is 12D while Ben 10 is only 5D and Sam's response is that Ben 10 is 26D
      >Some talk about dimensions, Swan notes that different writers use the term differently, almost says "not every writer is taught" to use the term the same way, seems to use Grant Morrison as the standard where each is a mathematical or spatial one
      >Next (this) week the vote starts, one will be selected for next year
      >Sam finds this debate bland, Swan agrees
      >Sam's closing statement is Alien X, Swan's closing statement is that Jaden resists being blitzed and his existence erased, has stuff that could immediately get rid of Alien X, mindfuck him, de-fuse Ben from the Omnitrix, has everything Alien X has and more
      >Billy and Chad point out they still doesn't know really who Yubel is
      >This week the first 4 will be out in a bracket, 4 every week

      >Dimensional tiering is bullshit
      >So anyways, here's a bunch of discussion of dimensional tiering. And yes we are deciding fights with this shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        swan will spew whatever bullshit it takes to make the guy HE likes win

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chad and Sam hate Alien X because it makes debating Ben 10 boring
      They’re right. None of Ben’s aliens matter. It’s only ever “can they beat Alien X”

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        well yeah all those MULTIVERSAL REALITY WARPERS are the same fucking nigga and debating them is boring
        man has 70 other aliens but nooo it's always the same one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Swan says mind control can destroy Alien X, which he doesn't have any resistance to it
      >When questioned Swan says Yubel used an energy wave which he counts as a speed feat
      >Swan admits he doesn't think Jaden can resist time stop but can resist existence erasure
      >Sam says eventually all writing and stories becomes "multiversal garbage"
      >Swan says Jaden can de-fuse Ben from the Omnitrix, has a lot of card effects
      >When asked about Jaden vs Green Lantern, Swan says "Green Lantern would win", "Sam already defaulting to chat-sama save me"
      >Swan says Yubel merging with Jaden caused YGO rules to apply to the real world
      >When chat says the Ben 10 multiverse is infinite, Swan says the YGO multiverse is also infinite and that YGO is 12D while Ben 10 is only 5D and Sam's response is that Ben 10 is 26D
      >Some talk about dimensions, Swan notes that different writers use the term differently, almost says "not every writer is taught" to use the term the same way, seems to use Grant Morrison as the standard where each is a mathematical or spatial one
      >Next (this) week the vote starts, one will be selected for next year
      >Sam finds this debate bland, Swan agrees
      >Sam's closing statement is Alien X, Swan's closing statement is that Jaden resists being blitzed and his existence erased, has stuff that could immediately get rid of Alien X, mindfuck him, de-fuse Ben from the Omnitrix, has everything Alien X has and more
      >Billy and Chad point out they still doesn't know really who Yubel is
      >This week the first 4 will be out in a bracket, 4 every week

      Uh... GX fan here. Why are they putting Yubel this high? I don't get it. This is new wank to me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because swank

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Swan's opening statement is "Jaden is more powerful than Alien X...Yubel is more powerful than Alien X, Jaden would destroy Alien X in one move, and then summon Alien X to his deck, and then use Alien X against Ben" and that Jaden has a card for everything and that Alien X can't blitz and one-shot Jaden
      What the fuck is he talking about
      X is a few billion FTL, Jaden merges with Yubel and is "fast enough to destroy 12 universes all at once in real time" which is "quadrillions or quintillions" FTL
      What the fuck is he talking about
      >>When questioned Swan says Yubel used an energy wave which he counts as a speed feat
      What the fuck is he talking about
      >>Swan admits he doesn't think Jaden can resist time stop but can resist existence erasure
      What the fuck is he talking about
      >>When chat says the Ben 10 multiverse is infinite, Swan says the YGO multiverse is also infinite and that YGO is 12D while Ben 10 is only 5D
      What the fuck is he talking about
      and Chad point out they still doesn't know really who Yubel is
      kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's swan, everything he says is babble

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yubel is Jaden's hermaphrodite childhood friend that kept giving people brain damage so had to be shot into space and then years later found white power that said Jaiden no longer cares for her and convinced her the best way to get him back is to destroy everything because that's hot

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Swan says mind control can destroy Alien X, which he doesn't have any resistance to it
    >When questioned Swan says Yubel used an energy wave which he counts as a speed feat
    >Swan admits he doesn't think Jaden can resist time stop but can resist existence erasure
    >Sam says eventually all writing and stories becomes "multiversal garbage"
    >Swan says Jaden can de-fuse Ben from the Omnitrix, has a lot of card effects
    >When asked about Jaden vs Green Lantern, Swan says "Green Lantern would win", "Sam already defaulting to chat-sama save me"
    >Swan says Yubel merging with Jaden caused YGO rules to apply to the real world
    >When chat says the Ben 10 multiverse is infinite, Swan says the YGO multiverse is also infinite and that YGO is 12D while Ben 10 is only 5D and Sam's response is that Ben 10 is 26D
    >Some talk about dimensions, Swan notes that different writers use the term differently, almost says "not every writer is taught" to use the term the same way, seems to use Grant Morrison as the standard where each is a mathematical or spatial one
    >Next (this) week the vote starts, one will be selected for next year
    >Sam finds this debate bland, Swan agrees
    >Sam's closing statement is Alien X, Swan's closing statement is that Jaden resists being blitzed and his existence erased, has stuff that could immediately get rid of Alien X, mindfuck him, de-fuse Ben from the Omnitrix, has everything Alien X has and more
    >Billy and Chad point out they still doesn't know really who Yubel is
    >This week the first 4 will be out in a bracket, 4 every week

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >says dimensions are bogus
      >still brings them to his argument
      classic swank

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >defuse
      literally not something he can do here lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YGO is 12D while Ben 10 is only 5D and Sam's response is that Ben 10 is 26D
      What the fuck is this instanity based on?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >26d Ben
        Naljians are 26d
        >12d yugioh
        lord knows

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Let me count really quick how many dimensions are in Naruto/Boruto/Samurai 8 real quick.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Uh... GX fan here. Why are they putting Yubel this high? I don't get it. This is new wank to me.

          Yubel was going to use Super Polymerization to destroy 12 dimensions and intended to survive it, Swan for some reason interpreted it as being higher dimensions that transcends the next

          What makes Jaden capable of resisting mind control or pretzeling

          I do remember he resisted the effects of a weed boy that could passively cause people around him to be chill and fall asleep, nothing actually explains how he resisted it besides him being a card autist

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            but ayyx directly mind controlled six dudes
            what can Jaden do there

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How can he not understand that 12 dimensions does not mean 12 dimensional?
            I thought it was commonly understood that a dimension describing a plane of existence, and a dimension describing a measured boundary of existence are very different.
            With the former ("12 dimensions"), each added dimension is just adding another equivalent plane of existence to the pile.
            But saying something is "12 dimensionAL" implies it exists in such a state that requires 12 points of criteria in space/time/etc. to be properly defined. 12 far exceeding the ones we can even identify with modern science.
            We can comprehend 12 universes existing at once even if we've never seen it. We literally would've able to fully comprehend a 12 dimensional being.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Swan is retarded

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YuGOD you're 12D attacks are too much for me, you're the very best that no one ever was

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes Jaden capable of resisting mind control or pretzeling

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER TO ALL FURhomosexualS!!!!

    Mario would DESTROY the blue RAT, no amount of COPING will change this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a weird obscure fiction Mario that can compete with wanked Archie Sonic?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Super Mario Kun, has all of Mario's feats but with massive toon force, and has beaten Bowser Kun which beats the author. And it's still an ongoing comic since the 90s.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That should be the new match then.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Super Mario Kun, has all of Mario's feats but with massive toon force, and has beaten Bowser Kun which beats the author. And it's still an ongoing comic since the 90s.
          Can't believe super mario kun is still ongoing. a trooper of a gag manga.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a Mario fan, but man you are fucking cringe with your edge.
      Mario wins because is our headcanon, not for mumbo jumbo scaling so go to sleep.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because is our head-
        >our
        nice try sonicfag, maybe in your sonic headcanon, not mario's. mario wins.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Emm, no, I mean it, I don't like Sonic at all and would be Team Mario all the way.

          I'm mostly just shitting in MU bullcrap.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ESL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario gets cucked in 90% of the porn pics he's in because most of his fans are scalie fags

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonic the Cucknic speaking

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi moviebob.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me how Jaden could deal with a reality warper spontaneously dumping a gallon of smoothies into his braincasing, turning his blood veins into spaghetti or giving him extreme testicular torsion
    This has always been my biggest problem with BvH too, but people only ever screech about muh ten yooniversus, muh time travel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scans of muh ay x doing such?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he lifted six dudes telekinetically
        he is precise enough to recreate the universe
        he can stop time
        what's stopping him from giving Jaden testicular torsion

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not being a feat he has

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            and? he has reality warping
            since when is "send alien back to the omnitrix" a feat jaden has?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He doesn't have 'reality warping', memeshitter, he has specific feats affecting specific things

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even if we're working with the "muh explicit feat" autism he has telekinetic feats that involved him manipulating multiple objects at a time
                Or are you gonna say "Superman can't land a diagonal punch because he was never shown doing it on panel"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that bitch went quiet lul

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Neo Spacian Grand Mole’s effect.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                even if we assume it applies to aliens and ignore the fact that alien x explicitly does not switch back through external means ben has already fought enemies that could untransform him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and ignore the fact that alien x explicitly does not switch back through external
                Processor Paradox

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                can jaden literally enter the dimension where benny and pals reside, physically grab ben without getting smote, and teleport out

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can jaden literally enter the dimension where benny and pals reside, physically grab ben without getting smote, and teleport out

                I genuinely think that may have happened

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wdym

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      By being an universe level character himself? Or at a stronger level? If Ben can create an universe that doesn't mean he can overpower someone who's stronger than that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jaden
        >universe level

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That anon's point is how does being universe level stop a reality warper from turning your heart into a meatball?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nevermind the fact that alien x is actually mftl+ unlike jaden

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a universe is 26D because of a single race that is 26D
    >this means that every single other character in that verse is also 26D regardless of feats
    So does that mean Kevin Levin stomps TOAA?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's right
      This is the power of dimensional tiering, the most logical powerscaling method as you can see

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do any of these researchers get past rank 5 on the apple test? Because if they even attempted to visualize their fights the way that they describe them out loud, I think they’d realize how retarded this looks and second-guess their logic
    >Ben turns into Alien X instantly and wipes away the multiverse, but not before Jaden pulls out a card and moves 666 poopillion times MFTL and punches X through 13 separate dimensions
    >Kratos crashes his dog sled into Asura at 3058374969483729486837x the speed of light, killing him instantly. The cold then makes him sneeze, causing him to shatter half of the universe.
    >Doomgoy leaps into a planet, destroying it with his mere landing, only for Cortana, who isn’t dead somehow, to aim every single Halo in the galaxy towards him and erase him from conception. Meanwhile, Chief is on the other side of the universe getting pounded by Craig the Gorilla, having zero clue any of this is even happening.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can't possibly picture them
      Imagine unironically saying "Jaden is 4 quadrillion times ftl" let alone "alien x is only 2 billion times ftl" like they didn't give him the same speed as Jaden in ben vs hal, or like being 2 billion times ftl is short stuff

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought of a way to illustrate my issues with the way versus discussions treat high tiers.
    Unraveling a universe by the strings or something is somehow supposed to be impressive for the character and not speaking to how fragile their setting is. And the only time people compare anything is with the theoretical "size" of something, but a big paper building is still a paper building.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically perfect illustration
      high tier debating is a mess because of shit like Rune King Thor and le tree with 9 universes in it or some shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not why RKT is insane tho.
        He's insane because he one shot Those Who Sit Above In Shadows who Odin straight up believed he could never beat them and Odin has never been shy to try and hit above his weight class like when he fought Galactus and Celestials.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          but those guys are featless sharts and all he did was unplug em

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quantum string is not a sign of the universe's fragility...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's talking about spunchbob

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Member only mode

    %21

    What is the chance they end up ansering questions for Billcord but because you did not give them the money they won't actually answer anything of use?

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kizaru beat Snakeman Luffy
    Admirals vs Five Kage looking REAL bad for the Kages.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah there's five admirals now.
      The kage are slow as shit except for A, I don't think they ever had a chance against the admirals with advanced armament and future sight.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure most people just limit it to the Pre-TS Trio though yes all Five would be more even in numbers.
        It's still retarded that you can have groups of characters that each solo the Five Kage yet all of them still probably can't beat Madara. Kishimoto went full retarded

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why isn't he admiral level at this point? How is he going to pound Akainu?

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not happening now that according to swan yugo characters can circle the earth 40 quadrillion times per second

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    first matchups on the bracket are

    >shulk vs lightning
    >luz vs anne
    >korosensei vs konokuma
    >sonic vs kasen ibaraki (literally who)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think kasen is a 2hu or sum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think kasen is a 2hu or sum

      No one cares about 2hu outside of porn. Why even have this in the first place?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the image.
      >Luz vs Anne
      Guaranteed winner, everything else doesn't matter.
      >Shulk vs Lightning
      It would be nice to have a non-FF7 fight, but I don't care.
      >korosensei vs konokuma
      Monokuma should fight Chris McLean.
      >sonic vs kasen ibaraki (literally who)
      Ben said he doesn't know shit about 2hu but is interested in Fleetway Sonic. In other words, this matchup is only here because of Sanic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait wtf has voting started? where?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Voting starts once today's podcast end.
          >where?
          On the discord, but I think there's also going to be a poll on the YT community tab for Champions. In otherwords, create a throwaway account and lurk in the podcasts until someone gifts you a membership.

          Shulk bodies lightning tho
          In a neutral battleground peak Shulk is effectively an universal reality warper due to ether manipulation while Lightning at most pulled a hal jordan and manipulated spare energy to make a new universe

          >Shulk bodies lightning tho
          After years of DB doing stomp matches and screwjobs, this is a moot point to bring up.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know it's moot, I just wanted to point out how fundamental of a mismatch it is

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >In otherwords, create a throwaway account and lurk in the podcasts until someone gifts you a membership.
            Yeah, just make sure you have gifted memberships turned on so you can accept and get one and make sure your account isn't a brand one. If you can't be around during the podcast itself, just sign into one of the chats when it comes up, di some talking so you actually register as present, ans leave the thing running. There's dudes that gift 50 at a time, you should be able to get one.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shulk bodies lightning tho
        In a neutral battleground peak Shulk is effectively an universal reality warper due to ether manipulation while Lightning at most pulled a hal jordan and manipulated spare energy to make a new universe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        first matchups on the bracket are

        >shulk vs lightning
        >luz vs anne
        >korosensei vs konokuma
        >sonic vs kasen ibaraki (literally who)

        I don't want Luz vs Anne after this last fight showed their bias of shows they like more.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You ready for Speedy to have Anne die horribly?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe the writers and animators can cuck him again like with Billcord

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure he'll make her die with honor like Discord, but Anne is on a whole other level than Luz. Doesn't matter though, I can tell they like owl house more, so Luz wins just because of that.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Honor.
              Have you heard the term: Victory at any cost? Only homosexuals want "honor".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's bullshit. If it's in the tournament and loses, it should be disqualified from next year. What's the point otherwise? Why bother winning?

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they found something more annoying than multiverse level, dimensional tiering.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >solves hax v hax and reality warper v reality warper fights
      >shits on every retard who thinks power levels and cosmologies stop at infinite multiverse
      Nah it's based.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it doesn't solve them because it isn't grounded in logic
        Also those fights suck, once they reach multiversal all reality warping boys might as well be the same guy

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah fuck, due to being flowery, hackish writing, Fate has dimensional tiering fuckery too.
    I know that Avalon at the very least gives Saber defenses to the Sixth Dimension.
    I think both BB and Kiara Sessyoin have dimensional fuckery as well.
    BB
    >While theoretical, it is also thought possible to distort the time axis by interfering with gravity fields and rewrite the law of cause and effect. When used in combat, BB's familiars, the shapeshifters, engulf the target, and after turning into a sphere, is wiped out of existence along with the target and the dimension with it

    Kiara
    >In Tsukihime -A piece of blue glass moon-, the third-ranked member of the Burial Agency, Kiara Kisshouin,[20][21] used the SabbathWP (サバト?) to turn into a demon, managing to climb to the rank of Maradeva, and became omnipotent in this dimension because of her higher dimensional senses.[21] However, she soon realized that her power was nothing compared to that of her new "peers" and instead chose to accept her limits by living as an ordinary human. It is heavily implied that she is the Tsukihime universe counterpart of Kiara Sessyoin.

    So yeah, Dimensionalhomosexualry in Fate is actually canon.
    And Excalibur at full power can just, kill beings on this level.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep in mind omnipotent means versatile in japanese

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        All I know about Fate is that Melt is the best girl.

        Nope, I just checked the original translation, it uses 全能 (Zen'no) which means almighty.
        Fate has ACTUAL omnipotence fuckery through dimensional tiering.

        >「たとえば埋葬機関にいつのまにか混ざっていたシスターですね。彼女はサバトによって悪魔化し、高次元の感 覚を得た事でこの次元では全能になったと言います。 ですが、そんな彼女ですらまだ物質に縛られている。こ の宇宙に縛られている。
        translating to
        >"For example, the sister who somehow got mixed up with the burial agency. She was demonized by Sabbat and became omnipotent in this dimension because of her higher dimensional senses. However, even she is still bound to matter. She is still bound to this universe."

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So she can only do what's possible in the universe

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            so she's 3d omnipotent? what does it even mean

            Basically, she becomes omnipotent in the universe that humanity understands and decides to see what the world outside is like, realizes that it's ful of exteme gigamega demons that make her look like a speck of dust and goes home.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              so like
              planet level reality warpist?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, the universe of human understanding is the universe and every timeline within it, but there's a universe outside the universe, basically.
                For whatever reason in fate, every planet can function as its own universe.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                so isn't that the planetverse? gaea?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorta yeah, Gaia has its own version of all the planets in the universe, effectively. You need fairly major fuckery to actually leave the planet itself, just going into space doesn't cut it.
                The universe sort of warps and changes as to how humanity understands it, so effectively the universe that humanity sees as the universe is how it is because of HECKIN SCIENCE, but it's majorly different outside of that.
                It's why the Lostbelts all have their own cosmos and space outside of the Planet too, because the people living inside of them interpret the stars in different ways. It's actually a big reason as to why Kirschtaria Wodime is so powerful in the Atlantis Lostbelt, because the stars there are the Ancient Greek belief of Stars.

                Each Fantasy Tree in and of itself effectively contains an entire universe.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why is fate lore so dense

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Autism.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          so she's 3d omnipotent? what does it even mean

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All I know about Fate is that Melt is the best girl.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all high level DB fights with literal reality warping gods now devolves into "muh soul manipulation" or dimensional tiering bullshit to asspull what are reasonably either ties or complete stomps into someone on the team's waifu winning

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What were they like before?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        used to just be time shenanigans, aka "I simply travel back to before/after the fight and kill my opponent there" but I can't recall how many really insane high-tiers that had massive hax used to show up in this show before just a few years ago

        Reality warper fights should not exist
        Once you get to universal-multiversal they're all the same guy

        wish we just got more Chuck Norris vs. Segata Sanshiro where they were willing to leave things at a tie instead of forcing some bullshit to break a stalemate even if it's wank to the max

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair Chuck Norris would 100% win that fight but yeah it was a nice tie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        one got given their best feats while the other only got low-end feats

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like low-end cope.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reality warper fights should not exist
      Once you get to universal-multiversal they're all the same guy

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The discord is heavily in favor of monokuma judging from the loudmouths.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The loudmouths are generally pretty stupid. Monokuma vs Korosensei is generally acknowledged as the second worst of those matchups, tied with the inexplicable Sonic vs Touhou fight.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They really want to see that matchup. They're like kids.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They're like kids.
          They are most likely actual children.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they don't know about town level korosensei

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate all the other matchups more than that one, so go ahead.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fate Omnipotencefuckery isn't actually mistranslations
    >Nasu is enough of a hack to ACTUALLY use Omnipotence in his writing and mean it wrong.
    Naruhodo.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If fights are supposed to take place on neutral ground, then how does Cortana supposedly get access to an entire galaxy’s worth of Forerunner tech to use against DS? Shouldn’t she be limited to what she can access while plugged into Chief’s head?

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"13x LS Luffy is real guys!!"
    >Snakeman Luffy gets dog walked by Kizaru before going to Gear 5
    ooooooooh Wan Pissbro, where are you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are scans out yet?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, narutofag being retarded as usual.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AIIIIEEEEE WE'RE FADINGGGG

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    New thread, move when needed:

    [...]

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    New thread

    [...]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Technically he was first after bump limit

      New thread, move when needed:
      [...]

      Sorry man

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, everyone go to the Goku vs Superman one

        [...]

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Made too early

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shit...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro, which thread are we fucking doing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku vs Superman, the other two are for fags and pedophiles

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What did Dennis the Menace do to you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's not a Dennisseur, he cannot be trusted

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anne vs Luz I think? It’s getting the most discussion

                Also I don’t really wanna do Goku vs Superman again personally

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because you're a low test pedo homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude we can see the IPs in Goku vs Superman. It’s just you replying to yourself

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And your circlejerk of pedo friends are propping up the pedo thread, we can see that too

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sees children
                >assumes pedophilia

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Am I wrong, I doubt it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's less gay than the other two

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It already has more replies. We might as well.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Dennis one is an actual OP, though, it has actual information and links as is less likely to attract the cancerous remnants of the Amphibia and Owl House fandoms here

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes less is more.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one cares about Dennis the Menace man

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >T. That guy who kept necrobumping his Lich vs Aku thread because he was made people went to the Kamen Rider thread instead

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did we talk about Kamen Rider at all, there? At least people talked about Aku vs Lich in that thread. Gotta respect his spite and dedication.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, that’s just some Speedy level attachment to a cartoon “who would win” fight

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We did eventually use it. Props to him for that. I suspect you taunting him might have caused it to happen, too.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that was fun

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was some pretty good talk about Aku vs Lich on that thread, too. Actual discussion. There was like 7 mentions of Kamen Rider in a thread with a Kamen Rider in the OP.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But can we force him to necrobump the Dennis the Menace one?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I suspect it might not be the same person. The Aku vs Lich dude didn't have anything in the OP. I think the guy who made the Dennis one seems to be the one who made the deleted Pete vs Bluto one in the archive, and it appears he good-naturedly deleted his when he said he liked Ghost Rider vs Spawn.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > BB :: However…The Moon Cell, you might say impudent, or that its defenses are flawless. Even though I managed to pass through the imaginary number space at the speed of light, a huge wall now stands before our devilish heroine BB-chan! It's a perfectly spherical spirit particle defense wall that cuts through eight dimensions. It looks like it'll be very hard to break down this wall. But this is the last move. After I break this wall into little pieces I'll have reached my goal. So I've left all of you in Meltlilith's care. The girl can't really take a joke, but her work is perfect. So take care, senpai. Please entertain me with your useless flailing on this layer too.
    Fatebros, we are EIGHTH DIMENSIONAL?

    >The Mooncell is Eighth Dimensional
    >Gilgamesh's mere presence threatens the Moon Cell and it had to seal him away.
    Gilbros... we are EIGHTH DIMENSIONAL
    CMERE GOJOKEK

  70. 3 months ago
    CapeworldComics

    While looking for pictures of Bokurano God, I came across this.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathBattleMatchups/comments/wfv4jw/anne_boonchuy_vs_jun_ushiro_amphibia_vs_bokurano/

    I know nothing about amphibia but someone, someone please explain this to me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she dies at the end to blow up the moon for some reason

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That community is a nest of retards, they have nothing in common

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anne is also chosen by a God, but more to test whether mortals are worthy of a power and also sacrifices herself. But that’s it, it’s very broad strokes in terms of matchups

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Otto can I get a tldr on why the little furry tank killed the 500 meter tall mecha?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soul cannon one shot a mech about 20 times the size of the Zearth

    • 3 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      1. Furry tank had vastly more experience, given that the kids have been through 2 wars and Zearth, by its nature, kills anyone who pilots it after they pilot it, meaning that whoever is in the pilot seat (doesn't have to be Jun, but Jun is who SRW picked as the "main" pilot) is literally piloting it for the first time. Jun watched the others kids, so he has a little experience from that, but it's not the same as two wars. Plus, Malt gets so good at commanding by the second game he gets his own set of command skills. He's probably legit the best military commander in the LTB universe at this point, even though he's 12.

      2.The Tarranis is a pre-Apocalypse superweapon created by France (as in actual France, with people, in the 21st century) specifically to kill Germany's ultimate mech the Vanargand, and put the Vanargand down 3 times.

      3. Malt has flashes of the future (its complicated) so he would know to fire the soul cannon, which can be fired instantly because the tank has internal teleportation systems that auto-warp kids into the chamber.

      4. Jun hesitated during his fight, both at the start of the fight and at the end, and Bokurano kids in general hesitate a lot because they know what's at stake. Jun is going to assume the Tarranis is another game mech, but the Fuga kids are going to assume Zearth is just another Titano-Machina and won't hesitate to blow it away.

      5. Hax can lock onto energy and teleportation signatures, so Malt would know where exactly to hit the cockpit, and would assume it's Zearth's "heart" like the heart of the Vanargand. Hax won't tell him there's a kid inside, because Hax is literally dog Hitler.

      6. Hax can hack teleportation systems (the Tarranis is very deceptive in its tech level because it looks like a steampunk tank, but it's got some star trek shit). Theoretically, he can just teleport Jun into the Tarranis where Britz just domes him with his luger.

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