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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sully is drek

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot about Speedy joke: Speedy is JK Rowling victim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speedy is a c**t.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, for the last fricking time. Stop with the fricking speedy jokes. The only thing that accomplishes is getting us deleted because the mods think this is a general

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the jannies just finally wisened up and realized that these threads are already general like in all but name, and even then we sometimes have “general” in the subject.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No Speedy. We're going to be mocking you forever.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1. it IS a general
        2. regardless, this should be banned forever
        3. speedy [insert joke here]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      canon

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek would stomp Sully imo. They both are "stupid strong", but I feel like Sully is only like that if you have Boo's life being threatened. Though to be fair, I'm not sure if Shrek's a fearful or a scaredy cat, so who knows? Maybe Sully scares the shit out of him and beats him like that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek took down a living dragon (twice), an undead dragon, dozens of knights, a storybook prince whose whole thing was killing monsters like ogres, Puss in Boots (who has taken out skyscraper sized giants and who dueled Death himself to a draw).
      A lot of these fights were him outsmarting/toon forcing the enemies but he still did it.
      Shrek is way more clever, has way more combat experience, and honestly is probably stronger than Sully as well.
      I don't see Sully having an advantage in any field.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough, do you think there's anyone from Monster Inc that could stand a chance/pose a threat?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. Maybe Randall if he gets lucky with a surprise attack, but Shrek survived sword stabs before.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alright, what about this guy?

            pretty sure that any attempt to scare Shrek would just end up with him going

            GET OUT OF MY SWAAAMP

            True, depending on which Shrek it is, he could just be asocial and be more annoyed that another monster is bothering him and his swamp lol

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I honestly don't remember enough about him to give a ruling, since I think he was in more than just the first movie.
              But he lost to Sully and Mikey, who I would expect to lose to Shrek, so I'd expect him to lose as well?
              I honestly don't know and I can't find any sort of power listing or respect thread for him.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ehh that's fine, I was just curious what you thought about picrel, so it's cool

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking dumbass he didn't, he faked the stab

            This is how the Mexican mind operates on power scaling
            >Errr.. le pussy boobs took down a giant so Shrek scales above giant, but actually he got kicked in the balls by Donkey so Donkey scales as S++ tier above giant
            No, homie, Puss used the giant's strength against himself, and even died right after because he didn't see the bell fall
            Shrek also used chains and Fiona's help to tie the dragon down in Shrek 4, he didn't beat her in Shrek 1 either he just escaped the dragon
            Prince charming is actually a good combatant because of the blistering deserda and etc etc feat we're told, but in Shrek 3 they're actually almost evenly matched, even then Shrek still outsmarts him by pulling the chain instead of just out skilling or brute forcing Charming

            >Talking about Mexicans
            >Phone poster autocorrects deserts to "Deserda"
            OH NONONONO

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              deserda is portuguese

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it's not.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is how the Mexican mind operates on power scaling
        >Errr.. le pussy boobs took down a giant so Shrek scales above giant, but actually he got kicked in the balls by Donkey so Donkey scales as S++ tier above giant
        No, homie, Puss used the giant's strength against himself, and even died right after because he didn't see the bell fall
        Shrek also used chains and Fiona's help to tie the dragon down in Shrek 4, he didn't beat her in Shrek 1 either he just escaped the dragon
        Prince charming is actually a good combatant because of the blistering deserda and etc etc feat we're told, but in Shrek 3 they're actually almost evenly matched, even then Shrek still outsmarts him by pulling the chain instead of just out skilling or brute forcing Charming

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Shrek isn't above King Arthur
          Monty Pythonbros, our HERO has a chance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure that any attempt to scare Shrek would just end up with him going

      GET OUT OF MY SWAAAMP

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Alastor for?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Only character people care enough about to ship with Charlie
      He will be victimized by my HERO for trying to get in the way of LOVE.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who is Alastor for?

        >All of these GODS cuckqueen Vaggie with Charlie
        Yup yup Vaggie GTFO

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if vaggie wasn't constantly introduced as charlie's gf would anyone have even thought she was anything more than a friend?
          i wouldn't have

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ENTER...

        >No seraphim steel
        >Can't actually kill Alastor
        Yup yup loses by default

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >can't-ACK!
          Badabing? Badaboom.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who is Alastor for?

          I paid Seth the programmer 5 bucks on stream a few hours ago on Hazbin Hotel vs JJK and he said JJK cause HH is only "vaguely planetary"

          I need Gojo and Sukuna duo vs Lucifer and Alastor duo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Little Nicky

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his new love rival

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ENTER...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me. He is... for me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry Alastor is for Charlie only.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not so fast. It's my turn now

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You is for Me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An archangel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another radio star

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An archangel

        >Analog horror appears
        TV repairman victim

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But most of those don’t happen on TVs. That’s like trying to beat Slenderman by sending John the Repair Guy out into the forest and saying “good luck!”

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Slenderman pissed himself when he see John the Repair Guy on the forest
            HOLY FARKU!!!!! John-sama we kneel

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >when he see John
              >on the forest
              ESLbro…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sully jobbed to the salamander dude. He ain't that guy.
    Meanwhile Shrek is stronger than Farquad's army.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yhwach’s power is literally plot manipulation(I win lol) who could beat him?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bobobo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Altair From Re; Creators

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kaguya, with the most utter ease.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically Yogiri

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Terumi

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's even worse of a simplification than saying Luffy got toonforce.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t get beaten in Bleach by a total asspull just like Madara. This is what happens when you make villains too strong

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yhwach’s power is literally [HEADCANON]
      Fate manipulation is not plot manipulation you gorilla monkey subhuman moron brainlet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uncle Grandpa

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No that's Contessa's power

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bayonetta, I guess. Singularity's Phenomenom Affirmation was that and he lost because... Bayo's will is that strong or something.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek is for getting stomped by Manny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love this biggole homie like you wouldn't believe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Sulley vs Shrek is the true fight

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By the way, if omnipotence doesn't affect these guys, Yhwatch's powers wouldn't either.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >these threads

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bleach

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Argument literally applies to the entire power scale community.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a war on going between morons on twitter.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHO can defeat HIM?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say he could defeat Jiren comfortably

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only multiversal

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >only multiversal
          Jiren is THAT weak?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        M-My knees, they're bending...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ...the fabric of reality.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            's laundy.
            Which Mario owns.
            On opposite day.
            Which is today.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speedy with his homework folder

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Superman... the true king of all Battleboard and morally good character discussion forums...

        Name a better character.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thumbnail anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      greatest ape

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enter Vartox.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely I would adore a Mario/Superman crossover.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely I would adore a Mario/Superman crossover.

      It's fun that Superman shares fun non-combat dynamics with the guys who are also probably his best Death Battle possible opponents in Mario and Optimus Prime

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best possible opponents aside from Goku you mean.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, aside from GvS 4 that's coming in 2034, it'll be nice to see Superman fight one of those two

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If Death Battle doesn't get shitcanned after this next season I hope they'll do one of those match ups, Goku's a great opponent for him but the guy can use someone different to fight every once in a while.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >laundy
    D? ONEROO.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Believe it or not, a laundy is actually an old english term for clothesline

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=tBrQMa9uYmlaIHwy
    Jin can solo Canon Ryu now, Azazel statements about it being capable of ending the world makes sense

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the didact for?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Javik, the last remnants of the alien empire that came before, Mass Effect vs Halo style

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is actually a really damn good match up, too bad they won't ever do this.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It would require them to read the books and watch hours of Halo lore essays.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aren't most of the guys at Death Battle fans of comic books? If they can parse through the endless issues that have come out over the ages then a few books should be no big deal.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They just read respect threads.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Darkstalker

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand this match. lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some lizardfricker dude really likes that black dragon

    • 4 weeks ago
      TirnanoSong

      Either Javik as that anon said or the silent king

      Darkstalker

      Darkstalker is for Uldrik

      I don't understand this match. lol

      Its basically ‘ancient evil awakens to seize the throne of their dead empire’ with some extra connections here and there

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isshiki.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for more 343 lore kino.

    • 4 weeks ago
      TirnanoSong

      This but unironically. I did love the Forerunner trilogy and 343 has not dissappointed me in the books department.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not being ironic either.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does 343 fail so badly with the games but not the extended lore?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Partly because they're decent at picking authors for their books, partly the Star Ears EU effect where there's a lot of books and mostly the good ones are remembered.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not like Star Wars EU because these books are canon and always fit in between the games. These ones written by Kelly Gay (lel) are a good example how they put 95% of the story in book format, and the rest 5% in the game.
          I haven't read any of her books sadly, I was going to buy The Rubicon Protocol, but I decided to go for Troy Denning's first because it was about Master Chief and his team.
          So yeah I'm hyped for Epitah now. I'm probably going to read her books backwards after Epitah since Infinite is post her previous book.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OPUS status?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Our HEROES are resting.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10 years of slumber.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gogeta vs Batperman
        Holy KINO...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gojobta
          Pathetic. Also this MU fits better because Vegito and Superbat both fuse using an item instead of a technique

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >early Z Goku and DCAU Superman
        SOVL.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek is for Yujiro.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Internet wouldn't be able to withstand an ogre battle like this.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kills immortals
    >Destroys the indestructible
    >Puts an end to eternity
    all fiction
    Pay respect to the strongest hero in fiction.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pay respect to the strongest hero in fiction.
      ...in his dreams.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If someone intends to kill him they automatically die.
        >What if they're truly immortal
        They still die.
        >But what if...
        They die. End of discussion.
        >But that's not fair!
        C'est la vie.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"If someone intends to kill him they automatically die"
          >can be killed unintentionally
          BOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          his anime got 6.49 on MAL with all the positive reviews saying the series is so bad it's good. and that watch with the mindset that it's a parody of an anime rather than an proper anime. but you seem like this series unironically....why?!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The anime is bad
            Doesn't change the fact that he solos all your favorite fictions

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wouldnt Wonder of U technically beat him?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if you care so little about the quality of the series why not just wank Suggsverse ?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yogirisissies… our response?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Character who is only known for power wanking and vs debate autism is from a godawful series that no one cares about
            Color me surprised, you'd think there'd be less people trying to find Pedobane 2.0 to try and push as a "solos all fiction and vs debates" character after the original turned out to be a fraud from a shit setting.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Posts a picture of Superman
              >Calls Demonbane a fraud
              >Doesn't realize that even when de-wanked Demonbane effortlessly solos DC

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We already have an ultimate character, it's anyone who's omnipotent. The problem is vsbw homosexuals and their ilk refusing to have their favorite character stand with the others and desperately try to push their god-awful higher cosmological interpretations in order to claim that no, their guy is toooootally stronger.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do the gays desperately reaching for a "solos all fiction" character never use someone who's actually omnipotent?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Logical answer (IE the one most people would never use) is the debate over omnipotence as a word and if a character truly meets the criteria
                Real answer is people think Goku solos fiction because of their limited worldview and thus it just became a meme.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever actually SEEN someone try to argue for an omnipotent character? Most of the time no one takes them seriously.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is basically the fate of Bastard, A great series but people only care about it cause the protag is OP

              Back in the day I used to post this on all the vs sites also I've never seen Demonbane

              No one else who posted this image did either

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You better have read the series religiously AND LIKED IT to be this committed to wanking a nothing character from a nothing verse for (You)'s

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You better have read the series
        I haven't. I just watch the anime and read the VSBW profile.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really pointless to argue against these auto-win characters because you actively have to misconstrued the intent of the writer and dance around pretty much all evidence.

      It's clear that Yogiri embodies and represents Absolute Nonexistence. Anything that exists (in any sense of the word) is by definition inferior to him. He's a infinitely more powerful version of the Great Darkness (DC) and Oblivion (Marvel).

      Because neither the Great Darkness or Oblivion are absolute the way Yogiri is. They have limits and peers. Yogiri is limitless and peerless.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i must have ascended past the level of a homosexual sapiens because i read this post and it don't make no fricking sense

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It doesn't make any sense to me...
          >have I ascended?
          If you understand less it means you've descended.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's a common misconception of the uninitiated. you don't understand animals now do you? and that is what that post was to me. as unto an animal. and i didn't *ask* if i ascended, you roody-poody CANDY ASS!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makima grooms him into a sissy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wished that was me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My wife Power would NEVER do this. Quanxi and Yoru on the other hand…

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Quanxi really wanted to put some babies inside Makima

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ....solos fiction's need for a cumdump, that is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anos little brother with the same bad writing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does it matter that he's all powerful when he's such a simp?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HEROES!

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Freddy Frickbear just served his last cold pizza.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cold loaded pizza is the fricking breasts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WAKU WAKU!!!!! You got any more pizza?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Qrd on PEDObane? I don't follow moeshit for pedophiles.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cuckren has a Moe face

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Eren out of nowhere

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of this image is wrong btw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Back in the day I used to post this on all the vs sites also I've never seen Demonbane

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You did God's work anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        TirnanoSong

        Mekhane victim

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mazinger Zero victim

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think sully is stronger and faster given his actual (albeit boomer tier) training every morning and capacity to move the scream sucking machine
    It feels like Shrek is constantly jobbing physically whenever it's not a human opponent, sure he got ogre strength but it feels like he never shows the true extent of it besides knocking some WWE knights at Farquad's castle, besides, Sully has claws, fangs and horns

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vince McMahon vs Kevin Nash, who wins?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In kayfabe Big Sexy would squash Vince. As a shoot, both in their prime, Kev murders Vince

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vince. He owns Nash's entire career.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He really sent Brock a video of this woman pissing

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    do not look Mach 0.6 to 0.7 even outside the slow-motion QTE. I believe they're supposed to be Maverick missiles, which at top speed are just shy of Mach speed, though I'm unfamiliar with the rate of acceleration or how it would be affected by a target that is not moving at jet speeds. That being said, Raiden is clearly very fast. I just don't buy him being hypersonic like a lot of people claim.

    like i said even the slowest missiles in world are still near sounds speed. the level of speed need to see this shit in slow motion and jump across them like they are a stair case is near Hypersonic. the speed you're trying to downplay them to is recording breakingly slow and improbable. not that trust your personal eyeball calculation.

    even the slowest missiles has about 6gs acceleration meaning they should reach top speed at about 5 seconds after launch. So yes it's near hypersonic level feat you're downplaying.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The anti-RaidenTARD has NO argument against this btw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        do not look Mach 0.6 to 0.7 even outside the slow-motion QTE. I believe they're supposed to be Maverick missiles, which at top speed are just shy of Mach speed, though I'm unfamiliar with the rate of acceleration or how it would be affected by a target that is not moving at jet speeds. That being said, Raiden is clearly very fast. I just don't buy him being hypersonic like a lot of people claim.

        like i said even the slowest missiles in world are still near sounds speed. the level of speed need to see this shit in slow motion and jump across them like they are a stair case is near Hypersonic. the speed you're trying to downplay them to is recording breakingly slow and improbable. not that trust your personal eyeball calculation.

        even the slowest missiles has about 6gs acceleration meaning they should reach top speed at about 5 seconds after launch. So yes it's near hypersonic level feat you're downplaying.

        They already wasted Raiden's return on a literal who, so I don't see the point of arguing more about this. We were robbed of 2B vs Raiden because of chink money.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like 60% of the characters ITT haven’t shown up in DB yet or at all. The “point” is that people are discussing characters that they want to talk about because they can or want to. Also Raiden loses hard against 2B.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related, desperate Raidengay. The game "downplays itself" by your logic, because the missiles move in real time and don't appear to accelerate. You were unable to provide the rate of acceleration of a Maverick missile, not that it matters.
      Arguing with posts from a dead thread; I cannot believe how fragile and pathetic you people are

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anti Raidengay literally going “muh 1984”
        Lmao holy shit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you scared of a book and its principles, homosexual?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like to how your post isn't even a counter argument.
        Mf try to argue that these missiles were moving slower than your average race car because it looked that way to him. So I have to waste my time explaining why thats moronic And this is the only reply I get.

        Missiles typically have an acceleration of 6 to 25G.
        To put this in perspective a race car has an acceleration to 2 to 3gs.
        It's so frustrating explaining exactly why you're downplaying is fricking moronic And damn near physically impossible for a missile to be slower than a fricking car.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just ignore him, he’s a genuine moron bro. Same guy tried to argue that Doktor’s word is infallible while ignoring the numerous times where he was proven wrong by Raiden’s feats.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            doktor was lying huh

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not downplaying anything. It's what we're shown in the actual game, not your make believe fantasy of what occurred in some reality that isn't the game itself. I don't even want to argue it's the only way to look at it, just the way I look at it. Which neither you nor your mongrel there:

          Just ignore him, he’s a genuine moron bro. Same guy tried to argue that Doktor’s word is infallible while ignoring the numerous times where he was proven wrong by Raiden’s feats.

          seem to understand. I hope it's a miscommunication, because otherwise the only thing I can do is wince at the rigid shackles of your mind

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>It's what we're shown in the actual game, not your make believe fantasy of what occurred in some reality that isn't the game itself.

            Bro make believe? you're the one suggesting magical slow moving missiles instead of artistic license for game play. it's not make believe to believe a missile is as fast a fricking missile.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The make believe outside the game's events, hence the melodramatic 1984 quote. And I'm not your bro... dude at most

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>The make believe outside the game's events, hence the melodramatic 1984 quote. And I'm not your bro... dude at most.

                Dude shut up that's moronic. it's not make believe to assume that a missiles in game are as fast as missiles you're just being stubborn and stupid.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's totally reasonable. You just gotta call it like you see it with your own two eyes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even though it's physically impossible for missle to move that slowly. And from the way I see and it looks pretty accurate.
                Your only argument is that it looks this way to you so frick logic.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Steve JOBniverseb***h is back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a mod too. He deleted everything AND my posts.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized why MTF vs V1 works so well thematically, they're both from Finland

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post 10/10 matchups

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speedy vs Otto

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whoever loses, we win.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fat, autistic moron Vs Fat, autistic moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know little about each but doesn't Sukuna's Blade power just completely frick Muzan? Like he just gets regen stunlocked?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's actually the complete opposite. Muzan's Regen is so fast he can walk through attacks from blades specifically made to stop his regeneration, he heals before the blade gets out of his body.
          Meaning Sukuna's dismantle is useless and Cleave would have little to no effect on him

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Muzan literally doesn’t have the durability feats to justify being able to tank a Dismantle or Cleave. You can wank him as much as you want, but the Slayers he fought cap at building to city block level in terms of AP, and even their town level durability is below what Sukuna can dish out. There’s also the fact that he can freely target all of Muzan’s organs at once, which is something that actually fricks him over.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Muzan literally doesn’t have the durability feats
              Who cares? Tanjiro said cutting Muzan doesn't even cause his body to create resistance against the force he is inflicting onto him. His blade went through his whole body and he was fine because his Regen is that OP.
              Dismantle is just normal cuts, Cleave specifically adapts it's shape and strength to cut anyone in one attack, neither would do shit against Muzan because he would heal before the CE blades exit his body.
              >There’s also the fact that he can freely target all of Muzan’s organs at once
              Not even Sukuna's domain would be able to actually hurt Muzan significantly. Nichirin Blades are specifically made to slow down demon regeneration and he didn't even flinch after taking hundreds of cuts from those. Even Sun breathing, technique that burns at a celular level, was unable to permanently stop him from healing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Even Sun breathing, technique that burns at a celular level, was unable to permanently stop him from healing.
                Do you know how unimpressive cellular destruction is? Open smokes his ass gg no re

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't matter how impressive it is, that technique was specifically made to counter his Regen and he could still heal from it.
                Sure maybe Sukuna's fire arrow could pack enough of a punch to disintegrate him, but Muzan has a speed comparable to Sukuna, and he could just blow himself into millions of pieces before the attack connects (as long as a single piece of him survives he would come back) he could regenerate while set on fire so the main explosion is the only thing he has to worry about.

                Everything made of cells burns at the cellular level !!

                Sun breathing specifically burns to crisps every cell individually so demons can't heal from said wounds, the style is made to counter Muzan's own regeneration. Still he was able to heal from such thing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everything made of cells burns at the cellular level !!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't Sukuna outstat him in every way possible lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really?
          >Power
          Sukuna wins. His most destructive feat involves nuking a good chunk of Shibuya using his fire arrow, leaving nothing behind.
          Muzan scales to all demons, and the most destructive feat he scales to is Gyutaro's suicide attack that obliterated the entirety of the Red light district. At first might seem that nuking a whole district is more impressive than just nuking a part of it. But Sukuna nuked a modern district, made of concrete and steel while Gyutaro obliterated a Taisho era district made of mainly wood.

          Of course Muzan is a lot stronger than Gyutaro, potentially 6 times stronger. But I think Sukuna would have an edge in power anyways, as he was also just using a part of his power.
          >Speed
          Both are roughly equal. Sukuna is faster than lightning and Muzan could keep up with Tanjiro (also Faster than lightning) while on a weakened state. He is also stronger than Kokushibou, who is infinitely better than Kaigaku who not only uses lighting breathing but could keep up with Zenitsu.
          >Toughness and endurance.
          Muzan wins.
          Verifiably Sukuna is tougher as he tanked the 200% HP with cursed reinforcement, and Muzan hasn't shown anything close to that.
          However muzan has way better Regen and stamina, as he doesn't rely on any energy source to heal and attack. And weirdly Sukuna is more vulnerable than him, as attacks to the stomach or head can cripple his use of CE and Muzan doesn't have a particularly vulnerable spot on his body.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Intelligence/experience
            Sukuna wins. Both are from the Heian era, and technically Muzan has existed for more time than sukuna (sukuna was an object until modern times) but Sukuna is an actual warrior, while Muzan isn't. Also Muzan suffers from the same Unicron did, he is the top dog and is not used to deal with people at his level.
            >Arsenal and Hax
            Muzan wins. Sukuna's wide array of techniques would give Muzan trouble, specially Mahoraga. But Muzan's skills are all insta kill attacks. His poison kills immediately under normal conditions, so does his blood (unless you become a demon but Muzan can control and kill demons with just a thought so it doesn't matter) RCT has repeatedly failed to heal against poisons or foreign substances invading a sorcerer's body (the best example being Hakari who's Regen is better than Gojo and sukuna but still was in danger against some poisonous gas that would destroy his brain)
            Muzan's electric attacks target the brain to cause convulsions meaning he could halt or even stop Sukuna's techniques completely. Of course these by themselves won't win him the battle given their similar speeds, but the risk comes from the fact that even a little touch is enough for Sukuna to end up dead.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /db/ thread vs DB Discord

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obligatory

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's dumb
      Shit would barely even be animated
      Strictly powerscaling blog entry material

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw it will never happen because army battles are too kino and the DB team apparently don't want anything to do with right wing stuff

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When will the Warhammer is le right wing meme end?
        It's a fricking parody setting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Media literacy died a long time ago.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >When will the Warhammer is le right wing meme end?
          When the culture war fricks off.
          >It's a fricking parody setting.
          It's not.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It literally is

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's literally isn't though. This has been stated multiple times by the creators.

              You can tell how serious the setting is from the official art.

              >Posts Rouge Trader art
              >Thinks he did something clever there
              Cool. Show me that exact scenario happening from 3rd edition to 10th edition 40k. Because RT & 2nd ed haven't been canon for 26 years.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Rogue Trader hasn't been canon in years
                Yeah, that's why GW greenlit the Rogue Trader CRPG
                Also it's art for Space Hulk, it literally says Space Hulk on the image lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >rogue trader art

                >Rogue Trader
                https://www.scribd.com/doc/111998980/Dance-Steps-for-GWs-Space-Hulk-Game

                >Not one of these morons knows that Rouge Trader is the name for the 1st edition of Warhammer 40k, and it included the release for Space Hulk.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Rouge

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want to trade a Rouge.

                God damn dyslexia.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just double read your shitposts you ESL phonegay. I bet you updated your samsung and your keyboard deffinitions are all fricked.
                I know because it happened to me.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want to trade a Rouge.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Space Hulk!?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Speaking of Hulk what has he been up to since the Titan Hulk storyline ended?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >rogue trader art

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Rogue Trader
                https://www.scribd.com/doc/111998980/Dance-Steps-for-GWs-Space-Hulk-Game

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >When the culture war fricks off.
            There's a lot of powerful people that need to be taken down for that to happen.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can tell how serious the setting is from the official art.

    • 4 weeks ago
      TirnanoSong

      I don't dislike Godzilla vs Hulk, but they should make Godzilla vs Ultraman first

      >tfw it will never happen because army battles are too kino and the DB team apparently don't want anything to do with right wing stuff

      Would be a good fight but the Celestial Orrery is OP as frick

      Bring me Sigmar

      The Emperor likely loses to Sigmar

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto/Sasuke>

      [...]

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        .....in terms of being gay and kissing each other.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Right. Everyone knows Goku has never kissed anyone.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        … in terms of how much laundry they can solo.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ohhh wow Bejita you beat Batman, so impressive

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This homie really feels good about beating up Batman? Let the guy get in the Hellbat suit at least. Jesus.

        Batman and Superman are equally weak to Vegeta.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This homie really feels good about beating up Batman? Let the guy get in the Hellbat suit at least. Jesus.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vegeta has to go so Super Saiyan Blue to beat up a normal human in a bat costume

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not Batkek
      Batman holding back against Super Saiyan Blue Vegeta confirmed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Makes Bejita tremble in fear

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he makes me tremble with horniness when I imagine him raping my bussy until I die from anal haemorrhage
          I am a Bejitabro

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where hast thumbnail anon gone?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Thumbnail Anon

      You rang

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love you!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tripsisters... . . . OUR KING IS HERE!!!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Katniss Everdeen Va. Darrow O’Lykos

        • 4 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon
          • 4 weeks ago
            DoctorGreen

            hey, did you make my Balloons vs Bird Shit request?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Thumbnail Anon

              Yeah, I finished all the previous stuff and just put them in the mega so to not bloat the thread

              • 4 weeks ago
                DoctorGreen

                thanks you for the food

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think it was a Mister Handy

              • 4 weeks ago
                DoctorGreen

                looks similar indeed

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A very late thank you brother

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uzumaki Naruto Vs Monkey D. Luffy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Minus 1 godzilla vs the man in the suit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Speaking of Minus One, they confirmed that he was hurt by the ship guns.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thumbnail Anon vs every tripgays on /db/ threads

        • 4 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon

          Otto and Doc are the only one that comes to mind. I think there's also Lopibats, but I don't remember anyone else tbh

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How about Draw, Niko, Tirmano and Capecomic anon ?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lopi doesn't have a trip

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              who are the tripanons anyways

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zen'in Maki Vs Rock Lee (Jujutsu Kaisen Vs Naruto Shippuden)
        If possible use Post Shibuya Maki (the one that has all the burn scars)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon

          How's this

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Great, thanks anon!

      • 4 weeks ago
        TirnanoSong

        The Xeelee vs The Downstreamers

        that's not a lizard

        Its a skink, so it is a lizard

        • 4 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon

          I tried, but they both have weird art/pics

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek i remember when some homosexual had a meltdown over the photino birds looking like birds

          • 4 weeks ago
            TirnanoSong

            Thanks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Monkey Sun God (Bloons TD) vs Monkey (Dexter's Lab)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Judge Holden vs anime.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Cult of the Lamb vs The Savior's Gang

        • 4 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Awesome, thanks.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            from the thumbnail alone I fought The Lamb was against Roman Reigns

            You rang

            do The Lamb vs Roman Reigns

            • 4 weeks ago
              Thumbnail Anon
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the Tribal Chief has finally met his match

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pikachu vs Doomsday, Doomsday, and Doomsday

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so three doomsdays?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he could take them

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my heroes and Doomsday 2

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Speedy vs Otto

        • 4 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I still can't believe Speedo picked a Danganronpa design as his self-insert OC

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              don't forget his alt

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm pretty sure that's a different Speedy. I've seen like 3 different people with that name in the community for some reason.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I had to join one of the Discords to check this, but no, they're different people with different accounts. There was a third person with the username "Speedy." as well.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course he's fricking British

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That the Aussie flag anon

                I had to join one of the Discords to check this, but no, they're different people with different accounts. There was a third person with the username "Speedy." as well.

                Oh god they are spreading

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moronbro…

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that? is his ALT account

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Speedy vs J.K Rowling

        • 4 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Spitestomp, Rowling has lived a life of poverty and knows how to fight on the streets. Speedy is so fat he can barely move. JK eats his eyeballs.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            J.K Rowling will just use one word and Speedy will run away with her present

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Flash vs a banana peel

        • 4 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vegeta vs Wonder Woman

        • 4 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frankenstein vs Pinocchio

        • 4 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice, thanks, maybe one with the original book illustrations?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Thumbnail Anon
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Baller, thanks a bunch anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanos vs E-Girl

        • 3 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nemo Ex Machina vs Leviathan (Unwritten)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon

          How's this, or do you prefer the normal whale version

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy FRICK, battle of the WEAKEST!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Leviathan is fodder compared to the SRE.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Israel vs Palestine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On Opposite day vs 's laundry

        • 3 weeks ago
          Thumbnail Anon

          lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Opposite day wins if it's today.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If it's opposite day would I be folding their laundry?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              … at the “failing to solo fiction’s laundry” contest.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ...on Bizarro world.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                … which is our world.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Battle board.... . . . Why I'm kneeling. . .

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    friendly reminder

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >/misc/ shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      CapeworldComics

      Just wait until National Guard vs Feds drops. It's going to be bigger than Goku vs Superman.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man, the fall of American empire is going to be a sad sight to see. Every empire falls eventually.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't wait to see how Americans will cope with not being the center of the world anymore. Their inflated egos bursting like balloons, it's going to be great!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's so funny watching third worlders repeat these lines ever since the cold war started.
            >Russia will show them! They're the true superpower! They're the ones who REALLY saved us in WW2!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Americanbro, the call is coming inside the house.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. Brown third worlder
            Russia is losing to a vassal state btw

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Chud Anon btw
            Indonesia? US Victim

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              t. Brown third worlder
              Russia is losing to a vassal state btw

              It's so funny watching third worlders repeat these lines ever since the cold war started.
              >Russia will show them! They're the true superpower! They're the ones who REALLY saved us in WW2!

              >Already seething
              Lmao, can't wait for America to JOB against itself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon tried to projection his political debate on death battle threads
                Yup yup ESL

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >to projection
                >IESLB

              • 4 weeks ago
                DoctorGreen

                >to projection
                >IESLB

                kek

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >to projection
                >IESLB

                Makes sense. Mexicans and other ESL groups are the new Americans after all

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the big fight was CIA vs FBI.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You spelled KGB vs Mossad incorrectly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        DoctorGreen

        >It's going to be bigger than Goku vs Superman.
        Superman alone is more iconic than the whole US military
        there is no comparison

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buddha Vs Satoru Gojo (Shuumatsu no Valkyrie Vs Jujutsu Kaisen)
    Shuumatsu bros, is this a close fight or a complete stomp? I don't know much about Buddha

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can your favorite character win a basketball game against Broly?

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AI bros can anon tell if these are AI generated voices or did we actually get a leak?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be honest, what do you think?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, I'm barely even awake atm.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will KILL YOU in real life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down, myself in seventy years.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DENJI! LET'S FIGHT!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, all of those abilities…and he STILL probably doesn’t have a Cursed Technique.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will he ever get one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mcu gauntlet
      >reboot omnitrix
      I see my boy's still getting the bum deals....

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are chuddies still trying to claim 40k for le ebic far-right? gw themselves disagree with you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when they made this statement, and then a month later fired a left wing writer for speaking his opinions.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me Sigmar

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      .......so I can get HUMBLED by him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ...is what i would say if it were opposite day, which it isn't

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ......because on normal days he makes me come over to get my ASS BEATEN.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ...in his dreams

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Emperorbros......our hero LOSES to SLEEPINGmar.......

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sigmar fights the Chaos Gods directly, Big E got sat on his golden porta-potty by one of their champions.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sully wins, since he overpowered Vanitas

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think you can give Sully KH scaling since it doesn’t line up with the timeline.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The emperor? Sigmar? I don't care. Give me lizardmen or tyranid pussy

    • 4 weeks ago
      DoctorGreen

      that's not a lizard

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SigmarBEASTS.....EMEPERORS...... Let's teach this degenerate a lesson.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, now that Daima has confirmed more hand to hand combat and Goku using Nyoibo, it would be cool to get Goku vs Mori.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People are so fricking moronic they don't realize Ikemoto made Kaguya immune to Yhwach's Almighty in Boruto.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Canon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Twitter is having a meltdown over Bleach's power scaling. But Narutards don't even know what to wank, because these fanbases are full of morons.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Right now?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Qrd? I don't have tardter

        • 4 weeks ago
          DoctorGreen

          >Twitter is having a meltdown over Bleach's power scaling
          what
          why?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That top tag. It's not just Narutards vs Bleachtards also. Everyone is doing the best they can to find shit to wank in their favorite mangas.

            • 4 weeks ago
              DoctorGreen

              >I need to log
              In the name of Dad Nurgle, I shall zombify technology
              A HUGE LOG I SHALL TAKE UPON IT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they don't realize Ikemoto made Kaguya immune to Yhwach
      Meds now. The Boruto Manga states that Kaguya failed to ascend to the Spiritual because She was too materialistic. She ain't touching any Shinigami.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meds? Black person, any Ootsutsiki is immune to Omnipotence, a power that is able to reprogram reality kaguya absolutely was granted a fricking feat that allows her to be immune to the Almighty. Because that shit does the same thing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Omnipotence, a power that is able to reprogram reality
          Is this reality the Spiritual Realm where the Sage dwells, or the Material Universe?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The material universe. Which also includes every dimension.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Big oof.
              Soul Society shrugs it off.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nah
                Soul Society itself repels any material thing, anon.
                Kisuke Urahara had to make a Matter-Soul converter to even allow Humans to enter SS.

                It's like a Green Laterns trying to reprogramm The Speedforce. They can't

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Omnipotence isn't material. It affects reality the same way Yhwach's Almighty does.

              • 4 weeks ago
                DoctorGreen

                >Omnipotence isn't material
                *steps in*
                It is a Shinjutsu meaning It is formed from the mental (spiritual?) and body energies of the User.
                Quincy, by default, should be able to deconstruct Chakra.
                The Almighty and other Shrifts are not similar to any Jutsu. Yhwach is able to redistribute power without the use of Reishi, this somewhat affected the Sternritter's Shirfts (Except Uryuu's Antithesis.)
                Yhwach affects the fundamental from which Chakra is made, all those ayys required a Tree and that only grants powers derivaded from chakra

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In this game of energy conversions we're making here, the result ends up being the same. Kaguya is immune to the effects of Almighty, because she's equally immune to the effects of something that does the exact same shit in her universe.

              • 4 weeks ago
                DoctorGreen

                >I explained how it is not the sane shit
                >Yeah but It does the same shit
                come on, anon. here it goes again:
                Stamina, brutal force and mental energies create Chakra. Chakra plus knowledge (hand signs for basic stuff) results in a Jutsu.
                Ninjutsu makes fireballs, Omnipotence as a Shinjutsu makes Worlds. Different scales.

                Quincy Shrifts do not need any of these forces or energies, they are unique powers that directly affect stuff from any realm, only limited by usage by the user well-being/stamina.
                The Almighty could make so no chakra whatsoever exists making jutsu unable to be casted.
                On the other hand, Omnipotence could make it so no Reishi exists but the Almighty would still be able to be casted.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Chakra is a binding force that connects everyone in Naruto. It's through this system that the Ootsutsiki can meddle with people's memories. The same way Eida does.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Almighty could make so no chakra whatsoever exists making jutsu unable to be casted.
                I doubt Yhwach could kill the Ootsutsiki God. But we either need to wait proof that he can or not, or accept Samurai 8 as back up lore for Boruto. In which case, Bleach loses, quite hard.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aizenbros... We lose against Touhou...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who's the guy drinking apple juice?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maruki

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Aizen Vs Xehanort
      Why?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to plebbit

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, who did it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don’t you ask /dbs/, the place the meme originated from.

    • 4 weeks ago
      DoctorGreen

      who is Joe Stevens?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno

        • 4 weeks ago
          DoctorGreen

          Doctor Manhattan
          *blasts you*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jeice banging 18 sounds kinda hot, not gonna lie

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone notice a significant rise in chaos and confusion?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >THEY have meta hax
      Who can POSSIBLY ever even TOUCH the Chaos Gods?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bobobo. Chaos folds to Bobobo World

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All according to keikaku.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can totally see us being drafted to war soon. It's wild to think a year from now some of us we'll be war prisoners and have our balls chopped off while we scream in pure agony.

      Yeah, I bet you'll be thinking about that time you wasted arguing if your character is multiverse level and beats everyone.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah, I bet you'll be thinking about that time you wasted arguing if your character is multiverse level and beats everyone.
        I'm thinking about it now and yes it's a complete waste of time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah, I bet you'll be thinking about that time you wasted arguing if your character is multiverse level and beats everyone.
        I'm thinking about it now and yes it's a complete waste of time.

        Imagine being a war criminal and saying how your favorite character is actually outerversal or some shit before getting beheaded

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >As my for my last words before the execution... And I want this to be recorded for all good men out there hearing my words.
          >Kratos transcends dimensionality, he is infinite layers of boundless and he would not only beat any character you can think of but he would totally beat all of your asses and stop this execution

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay but what do you do when Kratos transcends the fictional dimensions and saves you by flying at infinite speeds at your attackers, thus single-handedly ending every war ever because everyone realizes that the ultimate answer to any fight from now on would be “Kratos solos”

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I would travel the world preaching the words of the KING of KINGS, the GOD OF HOPE, THE ONE AND ONLY! KRATOS

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My country? Planet level
        Your country? Large town level at best

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kiradontmiss is a bot account. That's not and never was a real human being. It's an AI controlled platform to distract the youtube with memes and pure stupidity.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >actual human chattle itt discussing the terms of their slavery
    Couldn't be me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back in your hole moshe

      I can totally see us being drafted to war soon. It's wild to think a year from now some of us we'll be war prisoners and have our balls chopped off while we scream in pure agony.

      Yeah, I bet you'll be thinking about that time you wasted arguing if your character is multiverse level and beats everyone.

      i can't get drafted. i'm flat footed on both feet... i have gout and i'm incontinent.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >get reminded he's a slave
        >seethes immediately and ineffectively at his slavemasters
        lol
        lmao
        'slava ukraini'

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          here's ur (you)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no argument
            >absolute submission
            Slave, make me eggs.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'll make you some meds instead

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muttmericans believe america is planet level

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MFW I’m at home in a year and realize that half of the morons I argued with here (they were wrong anyways) are currently in the middle of frick all nowhere getting their fingers cut off by some Russian teen
    Ahhhh, feelsgood.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    America vs Israel, who wins?

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    America is going to be destroyed anyways. Might as well as move.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To Canada!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Canada will be fricked too. Japan is done. They'll last longer in America before getting shit on by China for their past crimes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >China
          Big Bad Wolf solos with one hearty blow.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah Canada stomps.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stop this foolishness immediately.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >WEAKna
              KINGada's victim.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah Canada stomps.

        >WEAKna
        KINGada's victim.

        based leaf

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didn't they give Goku infinite speed in his episode? under their logic he should be too fast for SpongeBob to handle and SpongeBob doesn't resist sealing so a Mafuba is all he needs to do
      also
      >CC Goku used in the image
      yeah SpongeBob is doubly fricked

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't sponegbob just literally will himself out of mafuba since he has 4th wall breaking feats including rewriting his own comic. also Squidward moving in a timeless/infinite void beyond time should go for sponge since he's pretty much above everyone else

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wakatsuki would beat Yujiro Hanma just through sheer fricking tenacity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chiharu is the most tenacious character in the entire Bakiverse and he eventually folded to Baki and Yujiro is still vastly stronger than Baki.
      Waka is not outlasting Yujiro, I say this as one of the biggest advocates for Kengan being closer to Baki than people think

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think Yujiro can take a hit from Waka

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why not

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of Baki feats are non-combat ones. Almost all of Kengan's are combat feats.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              u a fortune cookie or something?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea what you're talking about.
                What I mean is that a lot of Baki's better feats come from
                >Training
                >Them interacting with the environment
                >Stuff outside of combat generally
                Then when it's time to fight they kinda just do things that aren't too impressive to be completely honest.
                Kengan is the opposite. The characters don't really do much, they just stand around, rarely showing their power on the enviroment.
                Then it's time to fight and we have shit like Rei moving so fast he's imperceptible or Waka/Julius punching hard enough to cause tremors

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                because what you said was useless in practice.
                pickle was imperceptibly fast to jack. oliva slamming doyle down shook a police station. guevaru uppercut one of the mouth so hard you could see him on SEARCHLIGHTS, oliva palmed guevaru so hard he flew 2 stories high and tens of meters away and still broke concrete, katsumi made shockwaves the size of stadiums, hanayama punched some guy through a foot of rebar and concrete after having surgery to remove sniper rounds from his chest and brain a few minutes before and was eating pistol, uzi and submachine gun fire the whole time, ryuji kicked grandmaster tens of meters away and through steel hangar doors... both series have impressive feats of strength

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >oliva palmed guevaru so hard he flew 2 stories high and tens of meters away and still broke concrete
                And he was holding back too...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno man

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then why u asking me?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You people will say anything to make your series look stronger LMAO

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is it now?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What an absurd thing to say. Baki folded to Yujiro and he has WAY more resolve and willpower than eleven Wakas stacked on top of one another plus 0.3 Gaolangs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Waka fought a Niko Style user and DIDN’T hang himself afterwards, meaning that his resolve is better.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Baki tanked living next door to an insufferable b***h named Kozue

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            baki said some shit to his old man that would've gotten young me an ass whooping

            You guys are forgetting something though. He fought TWO, technically three if you count Agito, Niko Style users. That’s DOUBLE the mind break and QUADRUPLE the suicidal tendencies that any normal man would handle after getting thrown around by a twink. He TANKED humiliation.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Baki no-sold the embarrassment of being kissed on the lips by his mom in front of other people..

              • 4 weeks ago
                DoctorGreen

                >Baki no-sold the embarrassment of being kissed on the lips by his mom in front of other people
                Jesus christ
                Dude is a monster

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Baki who calls his dad a b***h and consistantly lives a life seeking only to beat his ass in
              >the same dad who rapes everyone because he literally see's anyone else (perhaps even Baki) as women, and this drives some into wishing for suicide
              right, anon

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eaaagh in theory rather than practice lol. He raped Joe William because that's what he does I guess. But it was good for Joe William as he ultimately became a manly thrill seeker as a result

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He literally forced the Niko shit to frick off

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          baki said some shit to his old man that would've gotten young me an ass whooping

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Defying the darkness to see the light
    >Bending thoughts and controlling minds

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she win any of her matchups? I'm pretty sure both Geralt and BoTW/ToTK Link crush her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She probably beats Katniss and Amicia, but that shit has no themes whatsoever

    • 4 weeks ago
      CapeworldComics

      Turok, maybe?

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek won the Oscars over Monsters, Inc. He'll win the Death Battle easily.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KINGtos says: we must be better…

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when the main topic was Kratos.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a new debunk released a few weeks ago you can read to tide you over.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This one. I'm not sure if it's been discussed here yet:
          https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iC8TOylO8RKeuB5Ne-RjBu-5bQozQD2hklDU3hd8Kgo/edit?usp=sharing

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean no one on this thread really Believe the Kratos scaling let alone vsbw scaling of Kratos had any merit to begin with.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Tier 0/1-S Club solos your favourite verse without being a fraudulent hacks like SCP
    >Mathiverse
    >Nemo Ex Machina
    >JUDY
    >The Leviathan
    >Yog-Sothoth
    >Gan
    >Adam Kadmon
    >Sun Wukong
    >Elohim
    >The Weaver
    >Sonic the Hedgehog

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Flatland fanfiction
      >22 dead old people's dreams
      >CGI Corpse
      >Fish that acts as a metaphor for Society
      >Literal bubbles
      >A fricking tower
      >Gnostic Persona Headcanons
      >Monkey
      >israelite
      >Spider

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mathiverse can't fight it's a location and not character

    • 4 weeks ago
      TirnanoSong

      Why is SCP often mocked or insulted in battleboarding?
      >its fanfiction
      Its Collaborative Fiction. Your SCP or tale has to be approved and then be good enough to stay at the wiki and not deleted for poor quality
      >its overpowered
      True and false. Like 98% of the entities and objects are either not applicable in a fight (how the frick would a color fight anything?) or don't even scratch city level.

      I will admit that cosmic entities are OP, but so are the ones in DC, Marvel, Dark Tower and hundreds more and yet i don't see as many people complaining about them as they do with SCP.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it’s annoying of how SCPissers saying that they can solo all affection and has that really nothing else but a contest of who to have the most bullshit powers in fiction. Basically modern SCP is just character for power skilling and nothing else. at least with Dragon Ball, DC and Marvel have personality.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SCP always had issues with keeping their characters at a reasonable power level, it really got out of hand past the first few years though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Manly the rise of YouTube short and TikTok videos of Battle shorts caused the obsession with the SCP being the MUH strongest in fiction

        • 3 weeks ago
          TirnanoSong

          >SCP being the MUH strongest in fiction
          Its funny because it isn't. Even with all the cosmology and Pataphysics wank i think Dark Tower and Twin Peaks still beat SCP handily

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >twin peaks
            ???????????????

            • 3 weeks ago
              TirnanoSong

              The Twin Peaks cosmology is several layers into boundless. Beings like the fireman or JUDY see it as fiction

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People here like to shitpost about shit they don't understand.
        The only true "criticism" most have with the SCP universe is the fact that it will never appear on Death Battle due to the nature of the site (there's no "SCP main canon" nor there is any visual stuff to show on a video)

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am gay and love BBC and i think these characters are NOT the strongest in fiction

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would Astro Boy, Jenny Wakeman, and Robotboy all count as part of Composite Pinocchio?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, because at that point you’re just counting robots as Pinocchio stand-ins.

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HASNEVERWONAFIGHTgito

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anime vs manga

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manga is better than anime and it’s not really close. The pacing is much better. Only thing anime does better are fight scenes and hype moments
      >animes will take a 20 page chapter and drag it out over 2-3 episodes
      >will drag out every panel to fill the runtime

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watch something other than main shonen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect to be drafted to Korea once a war breaks out.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HASNEVERLOSTAFIGHTgito

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SLOWgito responds hours late

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ZOOMgeta has no patience

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