Death Battle

Is this still possible, bros?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First episode of season 11 after Coyote has leaked

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Benbros WON
      Gokubros WON
      Alucardbros WON
      Aizenbros WON
      Tifabros WON
      Bayonettasisters WON
      VaderBros WON
      Discordbros WON
      Leebros WON
      ALL MIGHTbros WON
      Hulkbros WON
      Cuckth Cuckttle is DEAD

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yup yup.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >All that DC and JoJo wank didn't pay off
        Speedybros...but our 26d Bill...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            forgot to mention this is a picture of Bill Cipher btw

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ...and by Bill Cipher I mean Alufraud changed his name to an actual winner

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, An Actual Winner beats DIO?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                B-B-B-But muh nuke level Dio

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Goku is a loser in death battle and in dragon ball

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, his family loves him.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn’t love his family

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up and frick off, Vegeta. You will never beat my HERO and will always JOB.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            BITCHjita LOST

            >3-0
            >defeated nearly all of Friezas henchmen
            >saved the world from 19 when Gocuck was jobbing to a fricking virus
            >saved the world from Cell because Gocucks son couldn’t finish the job on his own
            I lmao at Gocucks.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BITCHjita LOST

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where is the lie...?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is no lie, simple as.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >SEETHING this hard
        You? LOST.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ...I said, staring into the mirror.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >talking to yourself
            You? LOST.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >losers getting together to gravedance
          They hate the messenger.

          SameBITCH.....

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            One (You) on my screen, insecure shitter elipsb***h schizo.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Already rushing to MS paint after being called out
              KWAB

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no evidence to back it up
                KWAB!

                >phone and tablet synchronization
                Shill sameBITCH

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >projecting
                Sad!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Projecting
                You? Already LOST.

                >p-p-p-p...
                Shill sameb***h yup yup
                Eternally butthurt yep yep

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You? LOST.

                SameBITCH....

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Projecting
                You? Already LOST.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >no evidence to back it up
              KWAB!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pointing out your eternal butthurt is not a defense of Death Battle, crybaby.

              SameBITCH...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >jobs to reply system
                What an eternally butthurt moron. Everybody laugh at this moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No jobbing there. Also, please stop describing your eternal butthurt, it's uncomfortable.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Must. Defend. Death Battle.
          What causes brand loyalty like this?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's a tankie. Don't forget what Singer posted on his Twitter.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pointing out your eternal butthurt is not a defense of Death Battle, crybaby.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >losers getting together to gravedance
        They hate the messenger.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You? LOST.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        arthas chad WON

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only about 4, maybe 5 of those are true. Aizen, Vader, Discord, and Tifa all would win. Depending on the scaling you're willing to accept for Marvel and DragonBall, there are ways in which Hulk can win over Broly as well.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They should've stayed as an independent youtube channel.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're going to have to go back to being independent now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yup yup.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no season 11.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, even if Death Battle survives and gets 783 trillion dollars for a 200 episode season there's 0 chance for this abortion of a match up to ever happen

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, no

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bring me that little kitty Rob Lucci

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up Fairy homosexual

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but you will have to make it yourself

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's that thing in the top right corner?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MOTHERFRICKER I JUST NOTICED THAT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah shit. Well I gotta give him that one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These threads shouldn't exist anyways, he's doing us a favor by getting them deleted

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cry me a river, sissy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For frick's sake

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PeriBITCH

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Beast Gohan one-tapped 3+ years post-Granolah Goku
    >defeats Broly
    Markbros.....

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did a new chapter come out?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Leaks did.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mark
      homie, Gohan was stomping Mark back in the Android saga.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stronger than omnipotence...
    Faster than omnipresence...
    Say it.
    Say the name of such MIGHTY CHAMPION.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any omnipotent character.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ...would lose to Jiren if he used more than 0.5% of his power [this is the end of my sentence].

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ... because I don't want to admit that JOBren LOST.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. They would infinitely demolish JOBren, who LOST. Simple as.

          • 4 weeks ago
            HOLY FUARK

            bro i forgot what the word "invincible" means.
            can you look it up for me real quick?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It only means that you can't see whatever is invincible. Fricking pocket sand or spraycan bottle gets past that easily

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sure. It means you're an omnipotence victim. No need to thank me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SUSHI YOUMU

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MAKIMA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GODZILLA

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t this the same Lizard who got his ass whooped by an inexperienced monke

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. Last I heard, the monke died from a heart attack

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HE'S MORE THAN YOU THINK
      HE'S GOT MAXIMUM PINK
      KIRBY, KIRBY KIRBY'S THE ONE

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Porn image in the OP
    How the FRICK is this still up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peritroon JOBBED and ACCIDENTALLY HELPED the THREAD.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >JOBBED
        >Straight up Peridot porn not deleted for 2.5 hours

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His goal is to kill these threads. Furthering their existence while barely managing to post porn for ants is a failure.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only if they're not deleted because of this. He meets his goal if jannies decide to nuke the thread

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It hasn't been deleted yet. The others were.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >His goal is to kill these threads
            Is it? I thought he was just posting shitven universe porn for attention

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah. Pattern shows he's pretty clearly the guy who keeps crying about how the threads need to be shut down and also a few other spammers (a while back I remember some dude posting Hal got BTFO twice in the same thread and both times he disappeared while the peridot spam suddenly kicked up).

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >His goal is to kill these threads
            Lmao no, perigay isn't Speedy. He does it because we give him attention every time he starts spamming

            Only if they're not deleted because of this. He meets his goal if jannies decide to nuke the thread

            It hasn't been deleted yet. The others were.

            Hopefully they don't, they definitely just haven't noticed it yet because they would insta ban hammer him otherwise

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's been posting SU porn in DB threads for a while now. If jannoids delete this thread once they notice the porn he's gonna do it every time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's been posting SU porn in DB threads for a while now. If jannoids delete this thread once they notice the porn he's gonna do it every time

        No one report the thread, they probably won't notice by themselves. We can't let peritroon win

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next Cast https://twitter.com/deathbattle/status/1768774396229906755

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not Barbie vs Hello Kitty
      For shame.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does Barbie have any good feats?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Having just about every job in the universe has got to count for something.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Composite Barbie is busted

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ... Ok, how so? Mario characters already have some petty wild shit themselves so I expect something wild.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally something good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lame. If they're going under, they should at least discuss the real matchup.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You first. All you've ever posted of this stupid matchup is the tn.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure. Barbie still probably wins unless there's a wild Hello Kitty property that's Japanese only and poorly documented, but since presumably the fights would be full composites with all crossovers included Kitty White could probably make a better go of it than most. Barbie's own goddess and superhero forms probably win her the fight, but Kitty's Puzzle and Dragons goddess form would probably put up respectable resistance since Ryu getting that scaling might have put him in Superman's neighborhood. But likely, Barbie having more accessible sources for higher tier feats and scaling is probably the decisive factor in her beating Kitty, since most of Kitty's stuff would be harder to research and anything that would give her the edge is probably in Japanese and would be overlooked.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the fights would be full composites with all crossovers

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could Goku with his guard down survive this glass?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Could Gok-
      Yes. The answer is always yes. He is the strongest character in fiction.
      He won.
      Forever.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could Goku get raped by countless big black dicks?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black people respect Goku too much to even consider raping him

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only blacks and mexicans like Goku. They would never attack their massa.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            … in my delusional fantasies.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He won.
        ...the biggest loser contest.
        >Forever.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          talking about picrel btw

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Goku was so completely vaporized that there is no picture of his remains left

            Would Superman like Goku? I imagine it would be hard to get Goku to join the justice league due to conflicting priorities. Goku also is a little selfish but I could see him helping them for the big world threats.

            Are there any capeshit heroes with a "fight monkey" type of attitude? Most of them seem too... normal, to compare to Goku.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would Superman like Goku? I imagine it would be hard to get Goku to join the justice league due to conflicting priorities. Goku also is a little selfish but I could see him helping them for the big world threats.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Goku would be more of a speed-dial type deal
            Like, if Darkseid shows up and starts demolishing shit Supes hits up the hotline and Goku is right there to help

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            superman dislikes meatheads that only like punching others, which is weird because he considers wonder woman his "best friend".
            imagine how superman would react if he learned goku once put 12 universes in danger just because he wanted to punch people.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If he can consider someone like Wonder Woman one of his best friends odds are pretty good he'd like Goku a lot as well, he'd just be frustrated with his constant waku waku urges.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                orange to apples.
                wonder woman does not "like" fighting.
                she does not get "excited" at the idea of facing strong opponents.
                but she is a warrior and usually her first solution to the problem is to punch really hard.
                in that regard ww and goku are kinda similar but superman has NEVER met anyone like goku, superman has never met someone that puts entire universes in danger just for a fight.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe if he didn't know that, how would their first interaction go?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He is the strongest character in fiction.
        Not even the strongest guy in his own show...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was hurt by a normal bullet in super anime so maybe?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Survive maybe, but according to DBS scholars "Ki control" also implies Goku and his friends are actually really fragile without Kii boosting their strength and durability.
      So yeah, he would get fricked up by the glass but after being hurt his ki would rise up and he'll survive any wounds inflicted onto him

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could Goku JOB like JOBren?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, boys...

      >Could Gok-
      Yes. The answer is always yes. He is the strongest character in fiction.
      He won.
      Forever.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >919
    >superJOBBER
    ENOUGH.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Kong should fight Ego

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kong's Id should fight Kong's Superego over domain of the Ego
      You are enlightened anon

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can Godzilla prepare a cool birthday party in 2 days

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Godzilla shows up to a birthday party it’s automatically a cool one

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would be good enough to do Yuji's martial arts justice besides Torrian?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stephen King and his books exist in the Remedy Cinematic Universe
    >Alan Wake could canonically write himself one-shotting the most wanked version of The Dark Tower
    Holy POWERFUL.....

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't the highest tier of wank for that thing have people claiming it contains all of fiction

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >contains all of fiction
        holy shit...
        vsbw was a mistake.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >plebbit brats have spent years wanking stephen king characters
        >only for alan wake to be able to one-horse that entire verse
        kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does King have the rights to ALL of fiction, though? How does that work? Would we assume the only works present are his?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm more interested fin finding out if he actually intended for the tower to contain "all of fiction" or if it's just more redditor delusions. Anyone here read the books?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dark Tower spells out how this stuff works a great deal.

            The big multiverse Conceit in this setting is that what we call fiction actually exists out there somewhere in reality in some form. Authors, artists, etc and really just anyone with imagination touches on these other worlds and they write/draw/whatever down these things they see. However they don't create these worlds, Gan does they merely open a door to that world by recording their discovery: Worlds in these contexts can be and do included unrelated fiction's cosmologies. There is a demonstrative scene where the gunslinger encounters Doombots, Lightsabers and Snitchs from Harry potter.

            So in the real world (the one containing us having this talk) King does not dictate other people's canon. His own mega-canon just states that all fiction is real within that particular setting but this has no impact on the canonicity of other franchises and is not a legal issue full stop.

            All (fictional) versions of the world's authors think they've created their own ideas in DT if they're unaware of the cosmology but it is created by Gan with the fictional authors only being gifted visions of other worlds which they use to to make their stories by scribing, additionally all authors inside the worlds that authors perceive are also populated with yet people who create stories of their own. All worlds in turn get an entrance to the tower (TM) by way of there being a calling card rose in every world.

            >"They look like Doctor Doom." Eddie said.

            >"Yeah," Jake said. "It's not exact, I'm sure the masks were modified to make them look more like wolves, but otherwise...same green hoods, same green cloaks. Yeah, Doctor Doom."

            >"And the sneetches," Eddie said. "Have you ever heard of Harry Potter?"

            >"I dont think so. Have you?"

            >"No, and I'll tell you why. Because the sneetches are from the future. Maybe from some Marvel comic book that'll come out in 1990 or 1995.

            -Wolves of the Calla.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Alan WaKEK
      Jobs to Sutter Kane

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alan won't even spend a full sentence killing this fodder.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sutter Kane is a powerful warlock who CANONICALLY ended the world in 1994, and effortlessly controls the entire fabric of reality. Killing or erasing him from story doesn't do jack shit because he already wrote the ending 16 years before Alan Wake was even born.

          Alan Wake is a burnout, sellout NY writer who can barely control his powers and lets game consulting firms turn people he knows into Black folk. The best he can do is helplessly struggle while the mere AFGTERSHOCKS of Sutter Kane's OPUS sweeps his digital reality away.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homie you can't fool me, you literally discovered this goofy b***h today

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sutter Kane is a powerful warlock who CANONICALLY ended the world in 1994, and effortlessly controls the entire fabric of reality. Killing or erasing him from story doesn't do jack shit because he already wrote the ending 16 years before Alan Wake was even born.

        Alan Wake is a burnout, sellout NY writer who can barely control his powers and lets game consulting firms turn people he knows into Black folk. The best he can do is helplessly struggle while the mere AFGTERSHOCKS of Sutter Kane's OPUS sweeps his digital reality away.

        >That doesn't work for me brother

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sutter Kane is a powerful warlock who CANONICALLY ended the world in 1994, and effortlessly controls the entire fabric of reality. Killing or erasing him from story doesn't do jack shit because he already wrote the ending 16 years before Alan Wake was even born.

        Alan Wake is a burnout, sellout NY writer who can barely control his powers and lets game consulting firms turn people he knows into Black folk. The best he can do is helplessly struggle while the mere AFGTERSHOCKS of Sutter Kane's OPUS sweeps his digital reality away.

        Sutter Kane is for Abigail Wright from Delta Green

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bring us the Kou Empire

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>3-0
    nearly all of Friezas henchmen
    the world from 19 when Gocuck was jobbing to a fricking virus
    the world from Cell because Gocucks son couldn’t finish the job on his own
    >I lmao at Gocucks.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, Alan wrote it so that the Kaneb***h had an ESL melty? Based.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never was. Now 41%.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They still haven't noticed the porn
    Holy KEK perispammer is gonna bake every DB thread from now on with a small porn image isn't he

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What porn?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon... Look at the top right corner in OP's image

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh SHIT How did I not see that? And why are the jannies letting it stay up?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >And why are the jannies letting it stay up?
            Even after being told it's porn, I still have no idea what I'm looking at. I doubt any of them can tell.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's an image of peridot lifting her legs up to reveal her gaping bunghole

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How can you even tell? Did you check it against your personal archive?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen him post it on several occasions where he spergs out, he also uses it for the gif images

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's fair. I guess I should be glad that I just stay away from his threads.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >heh heh heh mmm heh heh heh mehheh heheheh Bunghooole.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why is he so much weaker than Butthead?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Beavis was the more gentle of the two. Butthead would be the aggressor. But when Beavis had Rabbies from a skunk, he fricking whooped Butthead's ass. Then tried to kill Mr. Anderson.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen him post it on several occasions where he spergs out, he also uses it for the gif images

                Viewer discretion is advised
                https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6144295

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                YEP that's the one

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I COOOMED bejitabro btw

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh what the frick

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ummmmmm

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy FUARK I’M ALREADY CUMMING GALLONS OF BUCKETS!!!!!!
                Batbro btw

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Today I learned this thing is meant to be a woman.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Women are human females, it's an alien rock creature

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Today I learned that that alien rock creature is supposed to resemble a woman.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Moar

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bejita…

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently they just didn't notice it yet, I'm imagining perispammer is going to have a field day now shitting out a bunch of threads with hidden porn images

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Wake has been real quiet ever since this dropped...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...as in, quiet sleeping, because this JOBBER couldn't even hope to bother him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alan Wake
        >Only gets to have some random cardboard cutout of himself in a diner.
        >Nobody really likes his books
        >Burnout because wife issues, unable to write at the start of his series
        >Scared of both dark entity and some gay doppleganger - needs to get bailed out either by some geriatric metal musicians or his own girlboss creation
        Sutter Kane
        >So popular that random people commit axe murders in broad daylight bacause they are such superfans
        >Gets a cinematic adaptation done with no effort (it just manifests into reality on its own)
        >Books are so good that they supercede the reality itself
        >Eldritch horrors obey him, not ther way around
        >Has never even heard of writers block, continues writing and reality warping even after getting torn to pieces

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >death battroony is calling others "shills"

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that particular Super Sonic invincible? I don't know the pink girl but how is she gonna force a wincon against someone who can't be hurt?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vegeta vs Kevin Nash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's the biggest KWAB?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nash beat Goldberg. Vegeta has always and forever beaten second fiddle trash to the real big antagonist

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alan SLOP
    Jobs to Kishibe Rohan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >KiSHITbe
      Jobbed to an autist having a mental breakdown

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to a-
        HEBAN'S DOOAH!!!
        >opens your skull
        >writes "Wall-level fodder"
        >Alan immediately flies into a wall and cracks his head open

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >was only writing on an astral projection
          >Alan is still in the writer's room, free to write a story where Rohan gets GAPED by every JoJo antsgonist

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Alan goes back to his manuscript
            >it was actually Rohan's manuscript that Rohan swapped out while Alan was in the toilet
            >reads it, thus activating HD, and making him Rohan's slave

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >rohan
              >swapping out something he couldn't reach
              Even if he knew, he'd be too busy having his power JOB to a sperg getting uppity over his hair.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>it was actually Roha-AIIIIIEEEE CHEAP TRICK!!!! PLEASE DON'T SUCK ME DRY, I BEG YOU!!!!!!!

                Rohan has literally survived MiH resetting the entire universe. That's UNIVERSAL durability right there. If Alan tried to retcon him, the words would just bounce off of him the same way hax bounces off of Goku through sheer power level alone.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Rohan has [literal headcanon]

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                CHADlan Wake can create universes and becomes a multiversal being like Doors at the end of 2. It's beyond over for Rohan.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, Rohan in Jorge Joestar survived the universe getting reset 36 times. A.K.A., multiversal durability.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Except he did that over time. Taking multiple planet-busting attacks over the years doesn't make you solar system level. Also Alan scales to an infinite multiverse if you wanna go there.
                Besides, the universe resets are harmless.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Except he did that over time. Taking multiple planet-busting attacks over the years doesn't make you solar system level
                And where exactly was Alan controlling multiple universes in a short timeframe?
                >Besides, the universe resets are harmless.
                Black person, everyone died. That's what a "reset" is.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Jorge SLOPstar
                leave. now.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is jorge the weird schizo book where kars stands on a rock for fifty trillion years

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if by rock you mean Mars then yes, it's also the same book where Kars can copy anything by understanding it and DIO having canon plot armor from the author himself

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He could only copy stands.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he could copy Dune which is a Bound and not a Stand

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bounds are a kind of stands

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dune is a book moron

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it was more like he didn't get the memo it was going on. he was too busy working on his manga

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Alan goes back to his manuscript
          >it was actually Rohan's manuscript that Rohan swapped out while Alan was in the toilet
          >reads it, thus activating HD, and making him Rohan's slave

          >greatest feat was taking down a moron and a manlet
          >still jobbed to a guy ignoring his power because "lol tardrage"
          No wonder we JoJobros took so easily to GER, the previous "strongest" was a fraud.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            jobbed to a guy ignoring his power because "lol tardrage"
            He was literally blind with rage. He didn't ignore it because he was moronic; the power always worked through sight, which is why Josuke was closing his eyes while charging at him. If Josuke is so angry that he can't physically see the page, then it won't work.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm pretty sure he DID open his eyes just as he closed in

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again, he was BLIND with rage. He couldn't see the page even with his eyes open.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So it WAS the tardrage

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the power always worked through sight
              that was only when it was first used, after he got his ass kicked he evolved it to just needing to touch his opponent with Heaven's Door and then in his spin-off he can do it by just pointing

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me vs Makima in a sex battle book it
    >Verification not required

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sTutter cane is still seething

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Board death battles should be a thing
    >Cinemaphile vs Cinemaphile
    >Cinemaphile vs /b/
    >Cinemaphile vs Cinemaphile
    >Cinemaphile vs Cinemaphile

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>it was actually Roha-AIIIIIEEEE CHEAP TRICK!!!! PLEASE DON'T SUCK ME DRY, I BEG YOU!!!!!!!

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TRADE OFFER
    >peritroon becomes the main baker of DB threads
    BUT
    >Every OP has a small image of peridot's butthole
    Do you accept?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never thought I would say this but God do I miss this meme format

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bargain… is struck.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fitting because Death Battle threads are made and run by homosexuals anyway, as the official show was.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Batman himself canonically lurks in Cinemaphile threads spreads conspiracy theories and shitposts in general

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes perfect sense. Every time a Batgay posts thread quality takes a nose dive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Batman spreading fake rumors about himself online to throw his enemies off totally sounds like something he'd do.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What did your gay report do last time?

    [...]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know you won't buy this, but that wasn't me. Announcing your reports is about as cringe as guy threatening to e-mail people.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So it's been reported by multiple people yet still not taken down? Yeah I'm thinking it's here to stay, troony

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not being into gay steven universe butthole porn now makes you a troony
          I'm sure that checks out.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the time flashes cant exceed light speed or else they will be absorbed into the speed force

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >needs to bring up a non-canon self-insert fanfic in a desperate bid to ensure Alan doesn't humiliate Rohan TOO badly
    Done.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because it's true, kek. Rohan really is a b***h.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rohan
    >ohan
    >Gohan
    Coincidence? Probably

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gohan has a food name, right? Does Rogan mean anything special?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Logan
      the oanverse expands

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ME GRIMLOCK CAN BEAT THE FEMALE FURRIES FROM APOCALIPS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But Grimlock you have no connections?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ME GRIMLOCK NO NEED CONNECTION! ME GRIMLOCK KING!

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God, Capeshit is fricking unbearable.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MHA has constantly been underwanked and JoJo overwanked. People really say Jotaro is city level somehow. How. Maybe I'll give him supersonic combat speed and large wall level, but city level, really?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jotaro is large building level.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has Big Barda vs She-Hulk been brought up before?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone goes for Wonder Woman vs Captain Marvel, but this match is probably better, honestly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She-Hulk was able to get Red Hulk and World War Hulk to bleed, was able to damage Thing, beat Hercules in arm wrestling, out fricked the Juggernaut, and Spider-Man has hurt himself punching her, you know, despite being able to take punches from Sentry and Namor.

      Barda has been able to keep up with Superman, has fought Diana to a draw (and Batman even says Diana is the best melee fighter on Earth), took hits from Darkseid, and a few other things

      It'd be a good fight, I think.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >touches em both
      >beats up Darkseid

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a reason we don't let her in these threads. Most of the fighters are very polite and would shake her hand. She just needs a tiny tear in her glove to take them out and suddenly has their powers.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boundless btw.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boundless levels of weak.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that writers don't care about powerscaling homosexualry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No there are writers who do. The ones who don't are just bad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Name one good powerscale author.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lovecraft

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt know about death of the KEKthor

        No writer cares about powerscaling. Otherwise every piece of fiction ever with lasers would have all the characters in it be FTL when they aren't. Han Solo and James Bond would be FTL going by powerscaling logic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lets have Han Solo get one shot by a running toddler. Amazing writing right?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's no toddler...IT'S PROFESSOR BABY

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's basically what happened in TFA, so yeah.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know about death of the KEKthor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a writer (kind of) who cares about power scaling

      • 4 weeks ago
        CapeworldComics

        There's no such thing as a kind-of writer. If you've written something, you're a writer. Never get discouraged.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think he meant in a professional sense.

    • 4 weeks ago
      CapeworldComics

      It entirely depends on what the intent of the work is.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your attosecond reaction time, bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is DC so obsessed with killing off their characters?

      • 4 weeks ago
        CapeworldComics

        Someone at WB got the idea that to beat the MCU, they had to lean into what the MCU wasn't--grounded, "realistic," gritty, adult. And they've been ride-or-die on that concept ever since MOS. To the WB exec, DC is Batman, Joker, and Watchmen, and they paint every property with the same brush.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >WB got the idea that to beat the MCU, they had to lean into what the MCU wasn't
          That doesn't make much sense when the reason the MCU succeeded was because it wasn't overly edgy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And now it's failing because it's overly comedic. Womp womp, frick capeshit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            CapeworldComics

            >That doesn't make much sense
            No it doesn't, which is why the DCU flopped and they tried everything they can think of to course correct from lightening up (Shazam) to riding the dark Superman boom (Black Adam) to nostalgia pandering (Flash). Now they're so desperate they're tapping out and throwing the Snyderbros under the bus. "We're sorry. We were wrong. MOS and Snyder were shit and we're flushing it all down the toilet and starting over with happy Superman."

            And now it's failing because it's overly comedic. Womp womp, frick capeshit.

            It's not that it's comedic, it's that its awful Reddit tier comedy mixed with D-list characters. An actual funny superhero comedy would probably make a killing today.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >An actual funny superhero comedy would probably make a killing today.
              No it wouldn't. No one likes capeshit, you coping gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flash didn’t deserve that.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's alive I guess.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Duh. Him and Godzilla need to stop Lex's new MechaGodzilla before the Ghidorah dna in the eye takes over Lex.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone told me he was going to stay dead the entire series.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah just his reputation will stay dead. Fricking Billy Baxton....

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SHITzam

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking who?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A Zillagay told me that in the middle of some argument about the Hulk.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well they’re moronic and so are you for taking it seriously. Every trope in history dictates that he isn’t dead. Doesn’t change the fact Godzilla kicked his ass

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Godzilla tanked several punches from Supes, dozens of mace hits from Hawkgirl, two Shazam bolts to the top of his head, took out Superman, had Shazam and Supergirl double upper cut him and then he tore Atom Smasher's throat out.

                SHITzam

                NOTICE HOW THEY DON'T BRING UP ATOM SMASHER THOUGH, HOLY SHIT LMFAO

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His win against Superman was half assed, but Atom Smasher losing like that and being forgotten is moronic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a Godzilla crossover. Name one Godzilla crossover where he isn't treated like a near-unstoppable force that the protagonists can't beat regardless of what they've faced prior

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The power rangers one forced a draw

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Vs Power Rangers- was a draw
                Vs Hero Zero- Hero Zero dunked him in the ocean and he left.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                CHARLES BARKLEY TAUGHT GODZILLA HOW TO PLAY BALL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah did you really think he’d stay dead?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t matter Godzilla still won

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Winning by catching someone off guard is kind of lame.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Superman.... has died... His heart... has stopped....
      >BUT..... His dead body.... felt love for Lois Lane... metropolitan reporter with a mile of wiener behind her... AND HE LIVES!
      Capeshit is so corny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Capeshit characters never die. Yet another reason why their stories suck and why there's never any stakes.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homelander and Obito robbed us

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making our way downtown, walking CHADS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which character has gone 2-0 anyways?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wonder Woman, Leonardo, Thor, Shao Kahn, Iron Man, Doctor Doom, and Raven

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably, but it is a shitstomp in Kasen's favor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone finally figures out the appeal to a nothing matchup
      There are so many MUs that are being requested solely because the requester’s favorite wins. If they didn’t, they’ll move on to the next character and write all sorts of dumb connections to justify a MU. It’s the same reason why Cinder vs Mecha Sonic exists. If Mecha didn’t win, it never would’ve been bought up by that one moron.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't the belief that Simon wins pretty much the only reason everyone salty about Ben vs Hal started supporting Simon vs Kyle?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wasn't the belief that Simon wins
          >belief
          LMAO it's FACT, TTGL solos DC.
          What's wrong with you?

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Erases your entire verse

  54. 4 weeks ago
    DoctorGreen

    >OP pic
    That's a no.
    bye

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >was so strong he killed the show itself before it ever featured him
    ENTER

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Solos Dragon Ball Super

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Show is dead
    >People still speculate about matches
    baka

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not about the show, it's about powergayging

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literal fake news

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Powerscalers will read the box description and place Barbie in Tier 1.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Low 2-C, possibly Low 1-C and Immeasurable Speed, pretty impressive

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no just low 2-C

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          High 3-A, infinite space - first degree of infinity
          Low 2-C to 2-A, infinite space + time - second degree of infinity
          Low 1-C, beyond space and time - third degree of infinity
          They don't count transcending space and time as low 2-C, at minimum it's a low 1-C feat

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Leave

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stay

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Less autistic and bearable, powerscaling versus discussions or Shipping discussions?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      powerscaling is built off of spite and bias, but shipping has the potential to promote straight-up degeneracy. most shippers can also be wish-fulfillment seeking self-inserters, which often overlaps with powerscaling. shippers narrowly win because they have the decency to mind their own damn business as opposed to powerscalers who tend to parasitize off of other fandoms/franchises. and as much as it burns my fingers to type this, shippers have actual talent when it comes to making content for their favorite franchise and will buy official merch to support their favorite series - as opposed to battleboarders who only know how to make copy & paste thumbnails and fake screenshots. doesn’t really help considering that most battleboarders are secondaries and aren’t loyal enough to support franchises meaningfully.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are these threads still here?

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if this was already posted but here are the full text leaks:
    >Goku goes UI and has the advantage on Beast Gohan
    >When Gohan starts using more power, UI Goku struggles and gets hit out of Ultra Instinct and needs to tap back into it again
    >They fight for a bit longer, seemingly equal, then Goku recommends Gohan fight Broly
    >Base Broly VS Ultimate, Gohan with the edge
    >Broly asks Gohan to go Beast, Gohan complies and smacks him around for a bit
    >Gohan helps Broly control Super Saiyan
    >Beast Gohan VS Controlled Super Saiyan Broly, Gohan looks like he's on the losing side, but Gohan starts overwhelming him, spinning him around and throws him away
    >Bejita gets annoyed and wants to fight Gohan, while Goten and Trunks fight Broly
    >Whis mentions if Gohan could be a potential GoD candidate, Beerus says no due to Gohan's personality
    >Goku gets annoyed everyone is fighting but him and he hops into the fight.
    >The fight is offscreened from here and ends with every saiyan on the ground
    So yeah, Gohan basically ran the gauntlet. (Pic obviously related)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There has never been a character with less deserved power ups than Jobhan and his fanboys eat it up.
      >can do nothing for years
      >get angry, suddenly is the strongest warrior
      >he has amazing hidden potential unlike other half saiyans because reasons
      Goku actually had to train hard to become strong and sign just get plot power ups.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and then, suddenly, every poster in the thread remembered he who stands at the top, and then they all knelt...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only kneel to horribly innaccurate Triceratops.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...to Son Goku.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ...'s killer Clark Kent.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ...'s barber Freaky Fred

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ...'s paralasis demon, Mr. Blobby

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh right now I remember! it’s me I always win

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which character who was on DB can get the most pussy and why is it CHADcules and not b***hjita?

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop associating my wife with some SHITnic character for the sake of a dead web series.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did someone manage to astroturf this match hard enough to get on the tournament?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actual, no fooling, bribery. Kirbonic Pikmin is a sad, strange man.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that according to death battle, Sonic loses to a skilled Toyota driver

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Buries CAWDY
    >Shits on seth "crossdresser" rollins
    >Acknowledges the Tribal Chief
    >had the crowd popping
    Rocky bros, we have returned to form. Our failure in DC reinvigorated us.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood rock is such kino, it took DC buckbreaking him to realize that his villain origin is based

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is SHITwell from HOMOnauts the most wanked character ever?

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla WON an Oscar Did your hero? I think not.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even that big of a Godzilla fan (Relatively speaking.)
      I still think -1 is a masterpiece.
      Saw it with my dad, and he's usually kind of "I sleep" when it comes to big action movies. He came out of the theater and said that the final scene with the hospital made him shed a tear. He's really well-read on postwar Japan and he said that the movie was more about the pain and suffering the citizens of Japan underwent both during and after WW2.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Godzilla is only good when the movie isn’t about him
        Lmfao, how pathetic and sad.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, Godzilla's a key part of the movie's story. Screentime does not equal story relevance

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Was Minus One your first Godzilla movie, champ?

            He’s a side character, cope.

            >Only good movie
            I wouldn't even count -1 in the top five.

            Please, moron. Please tell me what dogshit movies you think is better than Minus One, the singular only decent Godzilla movie ever made.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >side character, cope
              First time seeing a Godzilla movie, huh?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >please tell me what dogshit movies you think is better
              Does it matter? You'll say they're shit, despite ample evidence online saying otherwise.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because all Godzilla movies are low quality mindless slop. Japan’s version of capeshit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Factually wrong. Kind of shows you only watched Minus One. Lmfao.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, moron. Tell me the deep, rich narrative of Final Wars or any monster verse movie.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me the capeshit naratives of 1954, Mothra vs Godzilla, 1984, vs Biollante, vs King Ghidorah, vs Mothra, vs MechaGodzilla II, vs SpaceGodzilla, vs Destoroyah, GMK, and Shin Godzilla.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Muh [X environmental issue] is bad
                There, that’s all of them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, vs SpaceGodzilla TOTALLY had an enviromental issue.
                Please watch the films before you try to 'debate'.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Funny, that only applies to 1954 and ShinGodzilla. Are you even trying?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He looks like a big whole pile of black stools.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay vs SpaceGodzilla is 100% a cape plot of char vs evil clone of char.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Japan makes plenty of actual capeshit. Kamen Rider, Ultraman, MHA, DBZ, Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, Chainsawman, Jojo…

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd much rather watch Ultraman's original series before I watched anything from Marvel or DC Studios.

            • 4 weeks ago
              CapeworldComics

              In no particular order, Godzilla 1954, Destroy All Monsters, Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, Mothra vs Godzilla, Godzilla vs Biollante.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whew, you actually like good ones

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was Minus One your first Godzilla movie, champ?

        • 4 weeks ago
          CapeworldComics

          >Only good movie
          I wouldn't even count -1 in the top five.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Otto, I thought you had better taste
            I swear to god if ANY of the 90s movies or FW are in your top 5

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Deflecting. How Many Oscars?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >has to respond to himself multiple times
            >just to keep the ghosts in his vision happy

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >projection

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Keep trying to reignite your 'crusade' against the godzilla movies, anon, just keeps showing you never fricking watched any of them besides the Monsterverse stuff.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Keep trying to reignite your 'crusade' against the godzilla movies, anon, just keeps showing you never fricking watched any of them besides the Monsterverse stuff.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep
        It's an emotionally riveting story with very grounded and vulnerable characters who bond together to get through both the aftermath of one of the biggest wars in history and the monster that it spawned. Koichi is the strong glue that holds the story together, a disgraced soldier struggling with the guilt of not doing his duty, of surviving when his friends gave their lives for their country. And to live in shame whereas they died in honor. His story and the story of the small family of the single mother he meets are extremely emblematic of what Japan was going through immediately following WW2, and by taking away the attention away from the specific issue of nuclear weapons, and putting it more on the universal cost of war itself, it offers up a beautiful balance between the 1954 classic and this new 2023 one. It's a movie about the importance of forgiveness, family, self purpose, self-sacrifice, and finding a way to move on from failure and loss. The fact it was made on the comparative miniscule 15 million dollar budget, that it was, and still has effects that shit all over any several billion dollar Capeshit or Slop Wars Disnoid trash we get over here is impressive in and of itself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My hero isn't a champion at sucking israelite dick, anon. Oscars are literal trophies for that, as revealed by the P Diddy trial.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like cope.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          On your part.
          It was revealed through multiple testimony that Hollywood rewards were an incentive to compel 'talent' to provide gay sex and blowjobs to israeli producers and their subhuman underlings. Your Oscars are nothing but dick sucking trophies, bro. Be proud.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >y-your trophy means your favorite i-ip sucks penis
            Hard to get a blowjob from a cgi dinosaur, you dumbass.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not hard to get one from the slant eyed Jap behind the CGI dinosaur, though.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So all those times Kong won for 2005, it was because Peter Jackson sucked everyone off?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know why your insecure ass keeps bringing up Kong, but yes. Everyone in Hollywood is a deviant.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You sound salty AF that Godzilla won an Oscar

              >*cracks your dick in half*

              >insecure sameb***h cope
              Proud dick suckers LMAO

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still upset a fictional dinosaur beat sloppenhymen and madame web
                KWAB

                >admits to being a proud dick sucker
                You do you, kaijutard.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >STILL salty
                KWAB

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still a proud dick sucker

                CHADzilla WON.

                >[schizobabble]
                lol
                lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >STILL, wait for it, SALTY
                Just like the wieners you swallow.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >S-S-S-Sc
                KWAB! GODzilla? Has NEVER been defeated by GAYmera or King KEK.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still upset a fictional dinosaur beat sloppenhymen and madame web
                KWAB

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I really liked Oppenheimer but the actual bomb going off looked like shit. I was super disappointed. -1's big explosion was leagues better.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                CHADzilla WON.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only of those homies is me

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound salty AF that Godzilla won an Oscar

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >*cracks your dick in half*

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many power ups do they need to hurt Vegeta?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 really fricking stupid one each, 50 actual ones each.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0, JOBjita would find a way to lose like he always does.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's this sonic? Hyper-Sonic?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cumnic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sonido Blanco

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hyper Sonic
      Not fast enough

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >prince of all saiyans
        not durable enough

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Overkill, base Sonic stomps the verse, [end of sentence]

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        …in his wet dreams.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >using a comma instead of a period
        Done. Your argument is now invalid.

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla was never a good character.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny, cause he has more character traits then Kong.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does composite Natsu get any good scaling?

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Beast>UI Confirmed.
    Sit DOWN Mark bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did Toriyama write it because that’s a fitting ass last thing to write

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably, he might have had a draft before things got bad since Toyo takes months

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zillatards are so insecure that they need Kong as a shield.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh [X environmental issue] is bad
      There, that’s all of them.

      Cool samegayging.

      Okay vs SpaceGodzilla is 100% a cape plot of char vs evil clone of char.

      >IT'S OK WHEN KING KONG DID IT IN 1966 ON THE KING KONG SHOW, WHEN HE FOUGHT MECHANIKONG, SEE, IT HAD A RICH NARATIVE THEN

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not the Kong guy, I just admit that SpaceGodzilla is your typical cape plot. I have no real horse in this race

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zillatards are so fricking moronic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what is having a phone and a laptop so it doesn't show (You)s
          Anon?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >projection

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally no one has brought up Kong except you, zillatard. Though now that you mention it, 2005 Kong is far better than any Godzilla movie.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Let's be honest, you fast forward the first hour of 2005 Kong, cause you don't wanna see Adrian Brody giggle dick around on a fake boat set. You probably just use the chapter menu to get right to their arrival at Skull Island. I know you do this.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2005 Kong literally just made Kong a big gorilla. At least he stood on his hind legs in all the other versions, making him an actual monster.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >s

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, cause the other monsters look great, right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes they do actually.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another thread where zillatards spam the same images and screech about how shinigaro Godzilla is better than musume Godzilla

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off here's a new image to quell your autism.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yuki godzilla is the best

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >s

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >projection

        >s

        samegay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moron

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't ask for your name, chucklefrick.

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat shit.

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sailor Moon? Lost.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Today.

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I shot Abe Lincoln.

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what would Sukuna's matchup have been

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beerus

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Momoshiki

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only correct answer, this right here is the best Match up for Sukuna. Kenpachi (or any bleach Character) is just a spite match because BleachSissies are desperate to make their verse look strong and relevant

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bleach is the most insecure shonen fandom
        >please talk about us, I-Ichigo is just as big as Goku, Luffy and Naruto
        >Oh, did I mention that this series is a Bleach rip off blah blah blah

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but Rangiku's breasts where stellar.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh, did I mention that this series is a Bleach rip off blah blah blah
          This is what bothers me the most about bleachgays . I can understand liking some manga/anime and wanting to talk about it with others, or just wanking your favorite guy so he beats other character you don't like.
          But homie. These people say everything is inspired/copied bleach for the stupidest reasons imaginable
          >"Kimetsu no Yaiba was inspired by bleach because the characters use swords and there is a group of colorful swordsmen that are really strong"
          >JJK copied bleach because Curses are kinda similar to hollows, Domain expansions are somewhat comparable to Bankais and there's soul stuff in it
          >This character is definitely copied from bleach because he doesn't show his eyes and is wienery
          >This bimbo has huge breasts and magic powers, of course she is a copy of a bleach Character
          >Black clover is a copy of bleach because Asta is the only character in existence that can rival Ichigo in terms of being a Generic MC

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Kimetsu no Yaiba
            >JJK
            >Black clover
            Haven't all these mangaka admitted to being inspired by Bleach?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ryuga

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The flea from Inuyasha?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All you need to know is that he wasn't nerfed post-redemption and instead just decided to solo the verse again before fighting an actual god and going out like an absolute legend.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For a contrast fight Sukuna should fight Urahara, you know since it's basically Sukuna vs Gojo 2 but this time Gojo has his own Malevolent Shrine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Naraku

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you guys so hyperfocused on death battle autism that you didn't notice the peridot porn in the corner?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like we didn't care to look at some shit MU thumbnail in full

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BRING ME KIM POSSIBLE!

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jumps all of his MUs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NUH UH

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So uh, was my Big Barda vs She-Hulk idea any good?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, it's cool, just not any better than Supergirl or PowerGOAT.

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick Gamera
    frick Ultraman
    frick Kong
    and frick Hulk
    when are we getting Godzilla vs COMPOSITE BAMBI

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never, this shit is dead. Didn't you pay attention in the last 10 threads?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, what happened?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You living under a rock? Rooster Teeth was euthanized.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So? If they aren't moronic they'll just go independent like smash bracket.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >if they aren’t moronic
              About that

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              With what money, homie? They won't have the budget.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kickstarter or Patreon. Compare the size of their following with the size of Smash Bracket.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Their following is mostly 13 year olds. They won’t get shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Smash Bracket's followers weren't mostly 13 year olds
                Don't be stupid.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ...yes? They both get nothing?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Smash Bracket was entirely crowd funded you waste of a trip.

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *jobs to legendary*
    Also legendary Godzilla evolved form is 20x stronger than base form according to leaked screenshots

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bring me all other FRAUDzillas.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Matches Hercules and Thor
        >Squashes Hulk
        Why was he so FRICKING STRONG?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It just says 20x energy capacity, meaning he's got more reserves

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By that logic base form will get scaling from the new feat in the movie lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huh?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn’t know

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting with the perigay spam (top right).

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are good opponents for Guts (Berserk)

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >purple ragna counted all the crossover fights Godzilla has had
    >he has a 95% winrate in crossovers
    Godzillabros… we are STRONG

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No shit, Toho is petty and throws a hissy fit if their lizard doesn't win.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not true. The only rule Toho has is you can't kill Godzilla outright. He's lost a few crossovers.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No shit, Toho is petty and throws a hissy fit if their lizard doesn't win.

          Yeah it’s just the writers of the crossovers know goji is STRONG

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much. Anything that can survive a nuke going off in his front yard is bound to be a bit strong.

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What character has the worst fanbase when it comes to arguing in their favor?
    Completely unrelated to the actual strength of the character, just how said fanbase argues for him.
    For example some of Alucard's fans are terrible with their arguments and only make the guy look weaker than he actually is because of that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos fans unironically using Twitter statements while ignoring the statements that go against them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic
      They enforce weird double standards sometimes. They hate Mariogays for using spin-offs for feats, but use Secret Rings, Battle, and Shuffle religiously. They pull the same thing on DBZgays as well with the manga/toei split.
      >Mega Man (Classic)
      They tend to composite the Gigamix version with the video game version and take statements/feats out of context with poor evidence.
      >any fandom with heavy reliance on scaling and statements
      If the boot fits you know who you are

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They hate Mariogays for using spin-offs for feats, but use Secret Rings, Battle, and Shuffle religiously
        Other than the fact that everything is canon, the storybook games are literally mentioned in the main story + the other games are included in the "Memories of Sonic" section in Generations.
        Also, which spin-offs are you talking about in regards to Mario.

    • 4 weeks ago
      CapeworldComics

      No one is beating GOW, but Castlevania comes close.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't believe anyone that wanks Castlevania actually played the games.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Narutards or DCucks

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /dbs/ shitposting in Death Battle threads vs literally any other anime fanbase shitposting in Death battle threads is like that flirting vs harassment meme

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But who's the flirter

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CHADgon CHAD.

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what does everyone plan to do IF this happens?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not DB related kys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meds. Take them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        CapeworldComics

        I'm tempted to run him and his gang vs the Khans from the first Fallout.

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2-C/1-C (through environmental destruction)
    The mark of a jobber.

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cream the Rabbit is Solar System level according to VSBW. What a joke. What kind of nonsensical level scaling do you need to reach such idiotic of a conclusion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scales to heroes Sonic/Metal overlord and Gemerl, I see nothing wrong with that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are just extreme outliers

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >because my feelings said so
          Yupparoo, Omochao wipes your favorite verse btw.

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Ball Z Goku was way cooler and better than his flanderized version in Super. Shows that power levels doesn't mean everything and some things are more important than it, such as actually telling a compelling good story.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i-if it weren't for CHADGODCHAD CHADperFECT my JOBperman would still have a fighting chance against LEGENDku. Why?!! Why did CHADper have to exist??!! ACK!
      That's what you really wanted to say, right?

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla has good theme music.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s probably the weakest theme of his you could have picked

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was different and fit the theme of him being pissed SpaceGodzilla picked on his kid.

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=US00AnGPT63KKXJI&t=638
    >this makes the gamera, hulk, superman and kong gays shit their pants

    • 4 weeks ago
      CapeworldComics

      Didn't Ultraman also get a show like this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ultraman had quite a few.

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla and his bros when the news of the oscar win hits monster island

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DB can just have lower budget from now o-ACK!

    • 4 weeks ago
      CapeworldComics

      >Speedy having a dumbass opinion over a reasonable take
      God I hope they kick him from whatever Death Battle 2 they create. The only thing he's right about here is that the name and Wiz and Boomstick won't be used. But that's not a loss.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can speedy just not seethe for once in his pathetic life

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a pedophile, do you expect him to be emotionally stable?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They're probably going to have to make cutbacks. The quality in the fights will drop and BGMs will probably have to go.
      >AREN'T YOU BEING DISRSPECTFUL TO THE EDITORS HMMMMMM?

      Speedy should have been bullied in school more.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No he should've been clipped in a school shooting.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can speedy just not seethe for once in his pathetic life

      I found a video of Speedy please don't report for doxxing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HRWSi_NtQw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not fat or brown enough to be him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he using the greater-than sign like that outside of Cinemaphile? Does it do anything on that site he's on?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. But it outs him as a Cinemaphile user. He's probably a regular in these threads and the guy making those creepy comments about Otto.

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seething at CHADry Tail

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New thread

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally a good match

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