Death Battle

Next fight is Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty) vs The Doctor (Doctor Who) on Nov 20.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-rick-sanchez.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-drwho.html
Rick Preview:

Fight Preview:

Speedy's intellect is comparable to that of El Hechizado.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the scoreboard for Brits vs Burgers gonna be 3-0?
    Bond, Croft, and soon the Doctor?
    4-0 if you count Tracer but Blizzard's American
    Then again that was the fight that gave us "NOT THIS TIME YANKEE!"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless we get some horrific rigging, it does look like the Bongs are going to be up 3-0 on the colonies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harry Potter lost to Luke Skywalker tho

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay 3-1 then

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Harry wasn't the inspiration for Luke though, he doesn't really count

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wick wasn't inspired by Bond and Rick's a parody of Doc Brown

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Speedy rewatches that fight on loop everytime someone requests Gandalf vs Dumbledore

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yknow the voice actor for one of the hosts did harry in that for some reason?

        also, I dig when they get official VAs. (Ichigo, Sigma, Zuko, Silver, Doctor, RWBY doesnt count)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh dear god JOSHUA TOMAR was on death battle once as fucking CLANK!?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harry Potter lost to Luke Skywalker tho

      They forced Dante to beat Bayo. Although both were actually created by a Japanese, so not sure if they count as Murrican and British respectively.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dante is British

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thought he was italian, cus pizza and divine comedy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          everything is british, anon. we owned the country it came from at one point or another.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doc no diffs, he's like Godzilla, he's not allowed to lose

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brown won the rap battle

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're fucking delusional if you think that hillbilly won when the Doc got the timeloop set up and ending special

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry but Brown's flow's boundless like time, he's always got a line

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Doc won no doubt, if you don't agree you have to get out

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Morty is gonna get his grandpa killed

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should've been the 12th Doctor instead of 10th.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the most obscure character that you would love to see on Death Battle and who their best opponent would be.
    In Jazz's case, it'd probably be another 90s mascot character or another run and gun protagonist, maybe one of the two Contra boys.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vinusian aikido better make an appearance in this ep

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be mentioned in the rundown but I doubt it'll show up unless the Doctor calls for back-up and the Third Doctor shows up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, Twelve used it too to be fair.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there ANY feasible way Rick wins this? Is there any kind of logic they can abuse with him like the 11D aliens for Bill

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      If death battle is something is left leaning, so they will shit on roland.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feasible? A few.
      "I like this character more because I actually watched this show so I will wank him to win" is probably the best bet though *cough cough* raven

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...There is a technique, which Rick can use thanks to his fourth-wall breaking metahax. But I doubt he would do it even if to save his own life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The doctor is rhet caan on steroids, so no he can't.

      >MadokaMoon dies for good
      pog
      >Toon force lol shits their way into the finals
      ugh

      I guess people want seiya vs moon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, its mostly since they fucked over goku vs ryu

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck off listtroon

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Doctor

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doctor...Who?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                exactly

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of all the doctor posting I've seen this one is my favorite lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "O-Oh shit Rick, the doctor is way too powerful, what can you do?"

      "When it seems hopeless, i can only rely on my personal savior.

      Jesus Christ."

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why did they portray jesus of nazareth like this?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For comedy
          That's the point
          He's not Biblical Jesus, he's Comedian Jesus

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of em require outside help like Rhet and Jesus. Other than that maybe the fortune cookies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Jerry wasted the last one

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Jerry wasted the last one

        If DB takes the characters at their most powerful then technically there was a period where Rick was immortal until he made a new friend which, hilariously, would be a great thing for the doctor to work around

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There was a point where the doctor was time itself a time God if you will. It's both Canon and no canon because it was the eight Doctor and its stated because of the time war his life is constantly in flux so everything he did is both Canon and not Canon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, based on what I’ve debated in these threads I’ve found a few things.
      >Rick can switch from technology to magic to counter the Sonic Screwdriver, since Time Lords can’t really resist or outright delete magic without literally pulling it apart ahead of time
      >Rick can deal enough damage to The Doctor to make him need to regenerate, and then use another big attack like a portal gun bomb or microverse BFR into destruction to seal the deal permanently
      >Rick can utilize more biological based weaponry to circumvent the SSD’s tech disruption, namely his genetic gun
      >Rick can gaze into the future with the Death Crystals or scan for The Doctor’s probability to predict a dangerous attack and evade it
      Honestly this past week or so has made me feel like Rick does genuinely have a shot at winning without any sort of wank involved.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't he use technology to harness the magic though? Morty was the one using the spell book, rick made a magic gun. Also, kinda weird that they never covered magic in their release video if it was going to be part of his arsenal

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, everything he used to harness the magic was magical itself. Science and technology was specifically useless in that realm, what Rick did was making a different conductor for it. He used a wand instead of his hands and voice basically. The preview for Rick is only about two minutes long (in regards to how much they talk about him) too, so it makes sense that they didn’t cram everything into it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly? Me too. I was actually rooting against Rick when this was initially revealed but that's only because I had no idea about anything doctor who related. After hearing about his feats and insanely long history of wank I can't believe Rick of all people ended up the more relateable underdog.

        He's the guy playing god versus someone that actually is one. Not that I think DB would ever give him the win even if he was actually favored in this matchup, they've played favorites too many times already.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He's the guy playing god versus someone that actually is one
          Remember how Iron Man vs Lex Luthor turned out

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Remember Thanos Vs. Darkseid

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lex vs Doom too. Thinking Lex would've been a fairer match for rick now.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >fairer
              Rick is laser timer. Meaning low ftl. Lex Luthor is quadrillions mftl.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Time lords have passive anti-magic auras, according to “Christmas on a rational planet”

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’d like to see the exact sentence that suggests they have an anti-magic aura, because from what I’ve seen, everything suggests that they were afraid of the capabilities of magic, and tediously needed to pull apart the building blocks of magic in order to destroy it, as opposed to just existing in a magical realm and it exploding.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been debating on the side of rick purely from a devils advocate standpoint here as well as for the memes but yeah it's annoying to realize he does actually stand a bit of a chance. Or at least the fight is MUCH closer than I originally thought. Rick is definitely someone that's gonna be annoying to put down and keep down.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Rick can gaze into the future with the Death Crystals or scan for The Doctor’s probability to predict a dangerous attack and evade it

        I don’t think Rick has Death Crystals on hand. Didn’t Morty use the last one like how Jerry used the last fortune cookie?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually, no. If anything Rick took the crystal from Morty at the end of the episode, so at the very least he should have that one.
          I also feel like people tend to split the most hairs when it comes to Rick and what he can and can’t use/have access to. Things like his magic, time stopping device, and other items that are more so owned by other beings? Sure, I could understand not giving him those because they’re technically not his, but then you bring up his mechs or, in this case, the death crystals, and suddenly they’re not allowed even though he literally has a massive box of them in his ship trunk? I don’t get it. Saying that he doesn’t use them when he outright uses one to win a gunfight just feels like you’re being bad faith.

          [...]
          I think Rick explicitly states that he doesn't use those crystals

          He also explicitly states that the only real use they have is in a fight. So like, yeah.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mmm, not everyone gets everything in Death Battle. It is actually a case of splitting hairs. Even the G1 blog doesn’t actually help predict since it’s not like everything they use gets used on Death Battle.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              While it’s true that they sometimes don’t use everything, at least in the animations, I don’t see why they’d exclude items that are pretty explicitly owned by Rick in the actual rundown. I can see them not giving him the fortune cookies, that makes sense. I can’t see them excluding things like his DNA scrambler or massive goop that can turn intangible beings tangible, since those are both owned by him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Rick can gaze into the future with the Death Crystals or scan for The Doctor’s probability to predict a dangerous attack and evade it

        I don’t think Rick has Death Crystals on hand. Didn’t Morty use the last one like how Jerry used the last fortune cookie?

        I think Rick explicitly states that he doesn't use those crystals

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I think Rick explicitly states that he doesn't use those crystals

        >You just use these to win fights?

        >I don't use them. People that spend their life avoiding death are already dead. They're also rich, and I like to spend my life with their money.

        He apparently sells them more than anything

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly? Me too. I was actually rooting against Rick when this was initially revealed but that's only because I had no idea about anything doctor who related. After hearing about his feats and insanely long history of wank I can't believe Rick of all people ended up the more relateable underdog.

        He's the guy playing god versus someone that actually is one. Not that I think DB would ever give him the win even if he was actually favored in this matchup, they've played favorites too many times already.

        >went into the matchup excited for Rick’s loss because Rickfags are annoying and he needs to be humbled
        >now opinions have completely went 180 and people want Rick to win because he’s the underdog and it’d be funny to see Whofags lose
        Kek

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was just three or four retards
          and even then some agree that it's unlikely rick will have the death crystals

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He should definitely have them, but whether they help or not is another topic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think the general opinion has switched, I just think that people are realizing that Rick actually has ways to win because people (me) are arguing for him instead of just going
          >Yaaawwwn, Doctor sweep. What’s the next MU?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this feels like a "more times than not, the doctor wins" situation

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rick has a path to victory but they won’t go for it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rick has:
      -Meta knowledge of his opponent (he should know what Dr. Who is)
      -Fortune Cookie hax
      -Delete forever ray hax
      -Infinite versions of self hax
      -Control over which universes count hax
      -Instant death touch hax
      -Convince the other person they’ve won and gotten everything they’ve ever wanted hax
      Still a long shot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THE GLORY is beyond dimensions Also Lux Eterna / using the time vortex gives Doctor 11D.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dimensional tiering
          Out

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ye bloody oaf innit

            this ain' got a loicense for that victory my innit
            Rick is gettin' bloody shanked by the glory.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "the glory" is a whofag's skeeviest tactic in which they try to appropriate all of fiction as a mere set of subdivisions of their own like the stephen king fags we had some time ago. and like marvel and dc shitters do in other forums. yes it's that un-special and hackneyed. but off with your head and drive nails to your hands if you say doctor who being in marvel could also mean who is part of marvel and not the other way around

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is there a more pathetic avenue to wank a character? Like why even discuss fiction at that point

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think there is, honestly

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rick doesn't have the delete forever weapon, Rick prime did than evil Morty has it now. Rick didn't even know about it until he saw it.

        Rick knows who the doctor is great doesn't mean he can stop him or comprehend everything the doctor has / does.

        Rick destroyed the fortune cookies and currently doesn't have an in resolved fortune if he can make it that's debatable.

        Infinite versions applies to both cause there's alternate dimension and timeline doctors so not much of a brag.

        Control of universe are you referring to the baby cage he made himself to be the smartest well that can be broken as shown in Rick and Morty.

        Instant death eh the doctor can regenerate and there’s no proof that works on anything but Humans.

        Convince the other person they already won is also a textbook doctor move.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only thing I find iffy is the meta knowledge. Yeah Rick knows about the show but we don't know how much he knows about it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He probably downloaded all Dr Who media and used a thingamajig to upload the whole thing to his brain just to win internet arguments about it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rick must pay for not having a loicense for the bri ish media for his digital telebox

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            honestly, rick getting into internet arguments feels like something he wouldn't do besides everything else about him lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fortune Cookie
        pretty sure he needs that alien cattle thing

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MadokaMoon dies for good
    pog
    >Toon force lol shits their way into the finals
    ugh

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my God what is the Doctor decided to drop the ultimate nuke...
    As a last ditch tactic the Doctor goes back in time and stops Rick Prime from Murdering C-137's Diane. The basis for the fight thus ceases to exist. A mild mannered Rick greets the Doctor warmly after he thinks he's seeing him for the first time and they go their separate ways.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Prediction

    Rick will win the battle, but as soon he walks off, his whole body will start to dissipate into nothingness. Next scene will be him celebrating his 70, old Diane brings the cake and a happy smith sanchez family is congratulating him (ala evangelion)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they want to do right by both characters, something like this would be ideal. Doctor wins, but by acting like the Doctor.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Straw poll for who the Turtles should fight in Death Battle. For me it’s the Gargoyles

    https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0AVX9wyo/results

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3 RWBY votes

      Based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Two of those votes are from the same person. Listroon used his phone and his laptop.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do you know that?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Listroon wants rwby vs turtles more than anyone, and uses his phone to post as well as his laptop. He also exposed this plan when he posted 'lol so much for the shitty meme sharks' last night. But you didn't hear it from me. Also, report offtopic images and posts like assvoids. Simple as.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it doesn't matter since the TMNT stomp all their matchups via dragon forms and fusion form besides maybe the Ninjago ninjas

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who cares if it’s a stomp?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you never saw Street sharks or extreme dinosaurs?
                >the Street Sharks fight a dragon alien that can spit electricity, and in another episode, they fight a four headed scylla seamonster, then they fight two of the dragon aliens
                >the Extreme Dinosaurs fought: Combined Skelesaurs, Monstersaurus Truckodon, A griffin that spits lightening, the Lochness Monster, giant robot dinosaurs, Battle Dome security bots, giant carnivorous plants, and Bad Rap who increased his size with a meteor. I also don't have an image to convey my vast knowledge of these two shows, so here's Joker pregnant.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey uh, why is the Joker pregnant?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's from the backup stories of "The Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing" which are deliberate throwbacks to the bizarre plotlines of the Silver Age.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I just want an Omnilander MU wher Team RWBY gets stomped. I’d pick the High Guardian Spice Girls but they lose

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about Team Ex-Aid. Kamen Rider Ex-Aid, Brave, Snipe and Lazer and/or Genm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Only two people opted for Street Sharks

      I was greatly misled on the size of the Street Sharks fandom

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it would be a bloody shame if Rickfaggits didnt know what The Glory is, init

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they don’t acknowledge that Rick knows what Dr. Who is they’ve failed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did have Rick acknowldge it, watch the fight preview

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its chewsday innit
    Peta paka
    can i get a boao of wooa
    fink it frough bruv
    w0t
    fank yew
    good heavens

    a lil cup of tea with some bisquits w mah win against ricky boy if you may

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Wednesday, you fool.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry luv

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oi oi docta wou do you have a loicense for that stomp against yeh opponent?
      Good heavens, i forgot my loicense at home officer

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rick my boy, agianst the glory you're in a bit of a pickle.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could Rick transform Doctor into a pickle ?
      That would get around regeneration

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No likely when who transcends rick infinitely with the glory
        bit harsh, innit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Possibly, I think something that's not discussed much but is potentially extremely powerful is Ricks chestburster revival. Not for the chestburster or even the revive part but because toxic Rick revived exactly how he was out something not toxic.

        The toxic people aren't even made of the same matter that regular beings are made out of, Toxic Rick had to discover an entirely new toxic element to generate electricity but the revive gun worked on him and the target just fine.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get why people bring up “Rick knows the Doctor”. He isn’t a Dr. Who nerd and has only mentioned him once, and we’ve seen how trying to use meta knowledge went for Discord.
    He doesn’t have an encyclopedic knowledge of everything Dr. Who just because he mentioned him once. Saying that he does is basically a headcanon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Knowing God doesnt mean you can beat him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rick has intimate knowledge of pop culture and that’s a relevant part of many of his episodes. It stands to reason Rick has at least a decent understanding of what he’s up against.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        understanding that someone shits on you in infinite dimensions is not helping you

        Captain America knowing who thanos is and knowing what the infinity gauntlet does does not mean that he can do jack shit about it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Two different arguments.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yer yanking my chain here mate innit
            The doctor is winning this bout

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Again with this retarded argument that isn't even trying. Captain america isn't a super genius capable of building shit on the fly.

          I don’t get why people bring up “Rick knows the Doctor”. He isn’t a Dr. Who nerd and has only mentioned him once, and we’ve seen how trying to use meta knowledge went for Discord.
          He doesn’t have an encyclopedic knowledge of everything Dr. Who just because he mentioned him once. Saying that he does is basically a headcanon.

          The discord argument is a bad faith argument because even though they know of each other doesn't mean they can actually do anything against each other.

          It's a different argument. Rick in the past has shown to USE meta knowledge to make shit. Rick has seen a pop culture show/movie and BUILT shit based off what he's seen.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            doesnt matter.

            You need to argue rick CAN build something 11d to infinite d

            otherwise its no different than me understanding and knowing that a fucking bear would eat me alive if i fought it head on

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >dimensionshit
              Back to vsbw

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Again that's a horrible argument. If you were a super genius...Wait you don't actually need to be a super genius, your argument fails because if you know that a bear would fuck you up close range you just buy a gun before going in to fight it. So in your own scenario you win because you knew what you were getting into.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Discord was a case of extreme bias. He should have won his fight even by the wank metrics they were giving Bill (Discord had more claim to soul fuckery than Bill via the RPG they brought up but they ignored that and thr fact Bill technically got raped by metahax via the discontinued boxset)

      Besides in this fight, taking the character into consideration, I doubt Rick actually knows much about Who's capabilities. He is like your average powerfag who is aware of the Doctor's franchise, but doesnt realize how fucky things get in them because he doesnt care / thinks the show sucks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Discord was a case of extreme bias

        Glad to see this opinion mimicked. Even going purely off their own analysis I don't see how they reached their conclusion.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be honest the fact that the gimmick of this season is that big ominous MU Cipher Wheel thing should have clued us in on the bias

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They reached it by not wanking him to multiverse level like every seething horsetard does

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fan DB discord gets really defensive and mad when you call BillCord rigged. I posted a meme about it and everyone acted like I slapped their mother. They kept saying that thinking the episode is rigged was a problematic mindset and an insult to the research staff. I gave reasons why it's rigged and asked them how it's wrong but they ignored it and kept saying how bad it is to call an episode rigged.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          These days anyone who says "problematic" like that is pretty much guaranteed to be a homosexual who you can safely disregard

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    Sup

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      toon force lol vs death battle superman

      • 4 weeks ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cyrus the great vs Julius Ceasar

      • 4 weeks ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Story lord (Rick % Morty) vs Nobody no-one (Doctor Who big finish)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Palmer Eldritch vs Prof. Laban Shewsbury

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dante Alighieri vs Chris Chan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hanami (jujutsu kaisen) vs Poison Ivy (dc)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sinestro Corps vs Dalek Empire
      one with logo and one with their armies

    • 4 weeks ago
      CapeworldComics

      Diablo vs Dr. Alchemy

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What will be the "x won the battle but y won the war" of this episode?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rick will win the battle, but as soon he walks off, his whole body will start to dissipate into nothingness. Next scene will be him celebrating his 70, old Diane brings the cake and a happy smith sanchez family is congratulating him (ala evangelion)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rick wins the battle AND the war?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rick gets desintegrated nuts for brains

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >desintegrated

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All Rick has to do is say something offensive about minorities and Dr. Who gets cancelled. GG.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rick says the most mean thing ever

      Who - Bit harsh innit

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rick imprisons the doctor in a sports field, and since sports is the opposite of story, he ceases to function (Dr. Who is a story in R&M).

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    [...]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cena solos

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They can't see him. What are they supposed to do?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rick doesn’t scale, and there’s no way he has the wank advantage here with the hosts. All that can be hoped for is a fun showing.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think The Doctor will win, but I don't really think he will have the leisure to calmly execute him.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This reminds me to Makima Vs Gojo's waiting period.
    One character that obviously is going to win (Gojo and The doctor) but their opponents have some small chances to pull a win if you wank them enough (Rick and Makima) but at the end the more powerful guys will always win because you don't need to do too much mental gymnastics to justify them winning.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still think it's cringe that Gojo didn't kill himself because Makima transfers damage to japanese citizens. It would have been much more interesting and amusing than what we got.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She still doesn’t transfer her damage and death to Japs in a one to one exchange. At worst, Gojo would’ve gotten cancer or be given terrible luck in his next fight if her contract got reflected onto him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be honest the whole Japanese transfer thing as a wincon is pretty weak. Gojo would need comically bad luck for that to get him before he just wins.
        The chances of it getting him are just so unbelievably low. Friend of mine did the math, there was apparently a 0.000000808% chance of it happening during the fight.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >0.000000808%
          Ow

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so you're telling me there's a chance

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Technically speaking, yes. It’s a comically small chance, but there is a chance that it would have tagged him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would have been hilarious, but not really a satisfying way for Makima to win, and this comes from someone who wanted her to fuck over Gojo.
        She transfers the damage she receives after said attack is over (that's why the blood of Power continuously hurting her insides managed to stop her for a while) so as long as UV keeps affecting her she wouldn't be able to move independently of her contract (and this is a better explanation than the stupid shit DB came up with "no, no, this technique that literally causes your brain to turn into soup is not an attack because... It just isn't okay!?")

        What really makes me seethe about that battle is how wrong they got Gojo's Domain and Makima's contract, they understood those the same way a speed reader would (Makima's contract transferring direct damage instead of misfortune and illness, and Gojo's domain literally being a new dimension without drawbacks for him) why would they bother making an episode about two series like these if they are going to ignore the details that make them special on the first place?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this technique that literally causes your brain to turn into soup is not an attack because... It just isn't okay
          It would be an attack in the same way that watching mainstream news is an attack. DB is correct in the end.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not the same because what matters is the intent of the technique, DB assumed that even if the technique has ill intent towards Makima it would not trigger her contact because "information is not damage" ignoring completely the fact that UV causes severe brain damage.
            That's why their explanation is shit

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well yeah you're looking at consequence when that doesn't matter for the contract. You can always info dump without the intention of hurting the other person's brain.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You can always info dump without the intention of hurting the other person's brain.
                Not relevant because Gojo:
                1:has no ways to know how Makima's contract works
                2: you can't willingly hurt someone without the intention of hurting them, unless you have something like Yoriichi's "no ego" Hax or some fucked up perception of reality like Denji.

                And again you can just say "Makima would need to get out of UV to even begin to transfer said damage do it doesn't matter if her contact works or not" but that would require DB no actually do good research about both series, instead of just looking for feats on a wiki.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Without knowing anything, Gojo can at least use it with the intention to keep her in place. That was intention for the disaster curses when he opened up a domain in Shibuya, he needed them to remain still while he dealt with the transfigured humans. DB got to the right conclusion anyway with how to bypass the contract.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Domain Expansion is usually used as a means of trapping an opponent in order to land a guaranteed hit. Gojo's domain expansion also just so happens to have the added effect of infinite infodumping anyone inside it. It's pretty easy to argue that the "intent" of activating Domain Expansion is to incapacitate Makima rather than outright kill her, which then opens her up to a free hit with Hollow Purple which would just disintegrate her entirely. They also addressed that even if it was considered an attack, given how it worked activating it was still a surefire win for Gojo.
              It's the perfect loophole to a contract-based power.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Domain Expansion is usually used as a means of trapping an opponent in order to land a guaranteed hit. Gojo's domain expansion also just so happens to have the added effect of infinite infodumping anyone inside it.
                Gojo's sure hit is the info overload, "Guaranteed hit" is a special attack inside the domain, often using the sorcerer's innate cursed technique.
                >It's pretty easy to argue that the "intent" of activating Domain Expansion is to incapacitate Makima rather than outright kill her
                This is a weak argument because:
                1: Gojo knows his UV can cause irreversible brain damage, he was worried about what would happen to the civilians that got caught inside his domain for 0.2 seconds, he knows that shit is dangerous
                2: incapacitating someone is still an act of violence that can hurt someone, if a cop pins you down against hard concrete and puts his knee on your neck it will cause you damage even if his intention is just subdue you.
                >They also addressed that even if it was considered an attack, given how it worked activating it was still a surefire win for Gojo.
                They didn't, they explained a made up scenario using Santa as an example of why Makima couldn't transfer an infinite amount of info into limited bodies. And the problem with this is:
                1: Makima wouldn't start transferring until the attack stops, so it doesn't matter if she can or can't transfer it.
                2: they misunderstood her contact thinking it would transfer UV directly instead of afflictions and bad luck
                Why this is important? Because these are simple errors that show DB did a shitty job on the research, sure Gojo wins but at least get his powers right, read the fucking source material.
                >It's the perfect loophole to a contract-based power
                The only way a domain expansion would be considered a perfect loophole would be if, somehow, you argue that the sure hit attack intent isn't connected to the sorcerer, and that's a huge leap of logic considering Sure Hits are the sorcerer's CT granted to a domain

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gojo could literally solo all other DB contestants, stop simping Makima is a cartoon, and even if she wasn't she wouldn't let you smash.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where does that put Sukuna

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This season has a lot of characters that could beat Gojo.

                >1: Gojo knows his UV can cause irreversible brain damage, he was worried about what would happen to the civilians that got caught inside his domain for 0.2 seconds, he knows that shit is dangerous
                >2: incapacitating someone is still an act of violence that can hurt someone, if a cop pins you down against hard concrete and puts his knee on your neck it will cause you damage even if his intention is just subdue you.

                It might be an act but I would argue it doesn’t count as an attack.

                Rick shooting Makima with a freeze ray is an act that in incapacitates but it won’t exactly be an injury to transfer, the ice will still be there

                >Rick shooting Makima with a freeze ray is an act that in incapacitates but it won’t exactly be an injury to transfer, the ice will still be there
                Good point but a big part of this is that, if we go by cartoon logic, being freezed into a block of ice is a non damaging, and non lethal way to incapacitate someone.
                But Gojo's UV causes actual damage that Gojo is aware will happen.

                Again, UV would still incapacitate Makima because it will constantly bombard her with info, so regardless if she can transfer it or not she would still get stunned for a bit.

                >incapacitating someone is still an act of violence that can hurt someone, if a cop pins you down against hard concrete and puts his knee on your neck it will cause you damage even if his intention is just subdue you.
                Pushing is an act of violence but you can do it with playful intent and still accidentally kill someone. You can push with a lot of force without thinking the other person would be harmed. Same way Gojo could assume Makima would simply freeze instead of hemorrhaging. Things hinging on being an act of violence isn't a good argument against what could get past the contract.
                [...]
                >Gojo knows his DE is dangerous
                Again, he can use it for the simple effect of keeping you still. He knows it can be dangerous for humans while it can simply be a stun for stronger enemies. For Jogo, he actually rips the head off for the kill instead of letting UV finish everything.

                >Pushing is an act of violence but you can do it with playful intent and still accidentally kill someone.
                Not relevant because Gojo literally knows UV can kill people, if somehow Gojo didn't knew the power of his own domain that could work, but that's not the case.
                >Things hinging on being an act of violence isn't a good argument against what could get past the contract.
                That's literally how Makima's contract works, that's why is important.
                >Again, he can use it for the simple effect of keeping you still.
                He has blue for that, all sorcerers in JJK know how powerful and serious a Domain expansion is.
                By your example Gojo would use his domain against his students as a practice just to show them how a domain works, and that's not the case, because if he did that his students could fucking die or end up being potatoes.
                >it can simply be a stun for stronger enemies. For Jogo, he actually rips the head off for the kill instead of letting UV finish everything.
                For some reason UV works differently against curses, also Jogo only survived that encounter because Gojo is retarded and wanted to interrogate him, otherwise he would be dead.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Good point but a big part of this is that, if we go by cartoon logic, being freezed into a block of ice is a non damaging, and non lethal way to incapacitate someone.
                Not in Rick and Morty. That kid died

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Not relevant because Gojo literally knows UV can kill people, if somehow Gojo didn't knew the power of his own domain that could work, but that's not the case.
                You don't get it. There's things you can do that you know could hurt a baby but wouldn't hurt your friend. Gojo can know that his UV wouldn't kill a curse, especially when he can adjust its duration.
                >That's literally how Makima's contract works, that's why is important.
                That's not how it works by plain fact that eating her with a different state of mind can get rid of her. I don't know how you're arguing against this. Act of violence doesn't matter, intent does.
                >He has blue for that, all sorcerers in JJK know how powerful and serious a Domain expansion is.
                Yes because domains tend to be inescapable, once you're in it you are subjected to its ruless whether it's harmful or not.
                >By your example Gojo would use his domain against his students as a practice just to show them how a domain works, and that's not the case, because if he did that his students could fucking die or end up being potatoes.
                I wouldn't put it past him, he didn't pull his punches on Yuta and Hakari when training them.
                >For some reason UV works differently against curses
                Yeah this is why he can assume UV wouldn't just cause Makima to start getting brain damage. It's shown he can just deploy it to keep an enemy still and he did so against Jogo.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gojo can know that his UV wouldn't kill a curse, especially when he can adjust its duration
                But he can't adjust the intensity of it, if he could the 0.2s domain wouldn't exist at all. And if UV could hurt Sukuna, "the king of Curses" with 20 fingers of power it is very capable of Killing normal, or even first grade, curses.
                >That's not how it works by plain fact that eating her with a different state of mind can get rid of her
                It matters because if Denji ever felt like he was actually doing something wrong against Makima her contact would have activated and she would regenerate.
                Gojo knows his DE can hurt people and curses, it doesn't matter if he thinks the damage will be lethal or not.
                >I wouldn't put it past him, he didn't pull his punches on Yuta and Hakari when training them.
                One thing is punching a rookie hard enough to make him vomit, but turning his brains into soup as a joke is something else...
                >Yeah this is why he can assume UV wouldn't just cause Makima to start getting brain damage. It's shown he can just deploy it to keep an enemy still and he did so against Jogo.
                Jogo only survived because Gojo wanted to interrogate him, and also because he was showing Yuji what Domains are. Otherwise Jogo would have died by just standing on the UV long enough for his brain to explode or something.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But he can't adjust the intensity of it, if he could the 0.2s domain wouldn't exist at all
                Yeah that's why I mentioned the duration. The point is that Gojo can use it in a way that is just enough to stun the curses.
                >And if UV could hurt Sukuna, "the king of Curses" with 20 fingers of power it is very capable of Killing normal, or even first grade, curses.
                The thing about that is he didn't know it would hurt Sukuna. He only used it so Sukuna could sit still while he dashed at Sukuna to deliver physical blows, later he was actually surprised that Sukuna took damage from UV itself showing how he can use for different intent rather than a killing blow.
                >It matters because if Denji ever felt like he was actually doing something wrong against Makima her contact would have activated and she would regenerate.
                That goes back to intent > act of violence. I don't think this aspect needs to be argued over.
                >One thing is punching a rookie hard enough to make him vomit, but turning his brains into soup as a joke is something else...
                I mean both of them conveniently have RCT capabilities and there's Shoko around to heal them. Gojo is a comically shitty teacher so it's easy to imagine him being too hands on with students he consider strong.
                >Jogo only survived because Gojo wanted to interrogate him
                I'll say this goes back to the duration point, he wanted Jogo frozen and it happened.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mahito knew that he was fucked as soon as Yuji entered meaning he understood that merely being in his domain was enough even though he had no intention of touching him at that point.
                If it came down purely to psychological belief of intent to harm then he would satisfy. The sure hit was applied regardless. The actual analogy would be if Gojo constructed a shoddy building set to collapse when the next person steps in. He knew it would happen but he had no control over its fall.

                At the end of the day this debate is pointless because:
                1: if Makima can redirect UV she still can't do it while receiving it, so the animation still plays out the same. The only difference being that if she somehow gets out of the domain she can return faster to her senses
                2:if she can't redirect UV then the animation plays out the same, but if she somehow gets out of the domain she would take longer to return to her senses.

                Either way no one is arguing UV by itself will kill Makima because it didn't hurt as bad the other curses

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Courage alone could violate Deadjo hacks and reck him harder than Sukuna

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Courage jobs to The Dip.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >1: Gojo knows his UV can cause irreversible brain damage, he was worried about what would happen to the civilians that got caught inside his domain for 0.2 seconds, he knows that shit is dangerous
                >2: incapacitating someone is still an act of violence that can hurt someone, if a cop pins you down against hard concrete and puts his knee on your neck it will cause you damage even if his intention is just subdue you.

                It might be an act but I would argue it doesn’t count as an attack.

                Rick shooting Makima with a freeze ray is an act that in incapacitates but it won’t exactly be an injury to transfer, the ice will still be there

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >incapacitating someone is still an act of violence that can hurt someone, if a cop pins you down against hard concrete and puts his knee on your neck it will cause you damage even if his intention is just subdue you.
                Pushing is an act of violence but you can do it with playful intent and still accidentally kill someone. You can push with a lot of force without thinking the other person would be harmed. Same way Gojo could assume Makima would simply freeze instead of hemorrhaging. Things hinging on being an act of violence isn't a good argument against what could get past the contract.

                Also
                >which then opens her up to a free hit with Hollow Purple which would just disintegrate her entirely.
                While I agree with the logic behind HP being enough to kill Makima, the execution on the animation was atrocious.
                UV is literally Gojo's limitless, and while he has used it once against Sukuna while using his domain it was during a clash of domains where the sure hit was annulated. Gojo can't use Purple while his sure hit is being active inside of his domain.
                This shouldn't be a problem because he could just apply UV, deactivate domain, heal his CT, and use purple while UV is still affecting Makima. But again, that would require DB to actually do their research...
                [...]
                Gojo knows his DE is dangerous, that scene with the curses only happened because he was worried about the normal humans that would get caught inside his domain, that's why he only did a 0.2 domain expansion.
                Anyone that gets caught by UV is as good as dead unless Gojo gets interrupted (Mahoraga and Sukuna) or is retarded enough to let you live (Jogo)

                >Gojo knows his DE is dangerous
                Again, he can use it for the simple effect of keeping you still. He knows it can be dangerous for humans while it can simply be a stun for stronger enemies. For Jogo, he actually rips the head off for the kill instead of letting UV finish everything.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What does intent mean here? Mahito had no intention of touching Sukuna with his sure hit but Yuji getting in range applied it anyway. The sure hit exist as part of the domain's environment, what the sorcerer chooses to do after that would be considered an attack.
                And even then domain info dumps wouldn't be considered as such. Hakari's domain sure hit does the same thing and it's considered annoying or confusing but harmless. The only difference is Gojo applies it endlessly.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mahito was opening his domain for the first time, that's different to Gojo who knows very well what would happen if he uses UV on someone.
                >The sure hit exist as part of the domain's environment
                It is not, sure Hits are the sorcerer's CT granted to a domain, that's why these enter cooldown after usage and why Mahoraga could bypass Limitless after adapting to UV.
                >Hakari's domain sure hit does the same thing
                Hakari's domain explains its own rules instantly in exchange for more power. He won't be using his domain against someone just to keep them stunned with the rules of his Pachinko.

                >Good point but a big part of this is that, if we go by cartoon logic, being freezed into a block of ice is a non damaging, and non lethal way to incapacitate someone.
                Not in Rick and Morty. That kid died

                Kek. In that case I can see Makima's contract transferring the damage, idk if the ice itself could be transferred though.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mahito knew that he was fucked as soon as Yuji entered meaning he understood that merely being in his domain was enough even though he had no intention of touching him at that point.
                If it came down purely to psychological belief of intent to harm then he would satisfy. The sure hit was applied regardless. The actual analogy would be if Gojo constructed a shoddy building set to collapse when the next person steps in. He knew it would happen but he had no control over its fall.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also
                >which then opens her up to a free hit with Hollow Purple which would just disintegrate her entirely.
                While I agree with the logic behind HP being enough to kill Makima, the execution on the animation was atrocious.
                UV is literally Gojo's limitless, and while he has used it once against Sukuna while using his domain it was during a clash of domains where the sure hit was annulated. Gojo can't use Purple while his sure hit is being active inside of his domain.
                This shouldn't be a problem because he could just apply UV, deactivate domain, heal his CT, and use purple while UV is still affecting Makima. But again, that would require DB to actually do their research...

                Without knowing anything, Gojo can at least use it with the intention to keep her in place. That was intention for the disaster curses when he opened up a domain in Shibuya, he needed them to remain still while he dealt with the transfigured humans. DB got to the right conclusion anyway with how to bypass the contract.

                Gojo knows his DE is dangerous, that scene with the curses only happened because he was worried about the normal humans that would get caught inside his domain, that's why he only did a 0.2 domain expansion.
                Anyone that gets caught by UV is as good as dead unless Gojo gets interrupted (Mahoraga and Sukuna) or is retarded enough to let you live (Jogo)

      • 4 weeks ago
        CapeworldComics

        It would have been funny but the odds of it happening to Gojo were just so low. Like lower than getting hit by lightning.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Makima has an equal chance of transferring to the prime minister and nullifying the contract right there

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >”Godzilla is like Superman, he isn’t supposed to lose”
    Swan, 2023

    • 4 weeks ago
      CapeworldComics

      Lost the second round to the Mothra babies, lost to Hedorah, lost to Kong...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't lose to Hedorah, hell, he wasn't even knocked out for a period of time like when he fought Gigan and Ghidorah. The other two he lost cause he was the villain in the matchup.

        • 4 weeks ago
          CapeworldComics

          Are you sure he didn't lose to Hedorah? I recall Hedorah putting him in a hole and crapping on him.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you sure he didn't lose to Hedorah? I recall Hedorah putting him in a hole and crapping on him.

          Wasn’t Hedorah a dream?

          • 4 weeks ago
            CapeworldComics

            No that was the movie about Minya and the bully kaiju.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hedorah literally threw Godzilla in a hole and shat on him and he had no answer until human scientists handed him a wincon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you sure he didn't lose to Hedorah? I recall Hedorah putting him in a hole and crapping on him.

            He got out of the hole right after the JSDF tried to bomb hedorah with...oxygen bombs? Are those a thing?

            [...]
            Wasn’t Hedorah a dream?

            That was Gabara, I believe.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The point is Hedorah was in total control of the fight and Godzilla couldn't turn it around until they dehydrated Hedorah, which Godzilla couldn't do on his own.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ACTUALLY, the humans couldn't dehydrate Hedorah on their own. The giant electro-mirrors break while trying to, and Godzilla even looks at the camera like 'Seriously?' before using his atomic breath to dry out hedorah. The Humans only contributed the giant reflecting walls.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't going to bat for the scientists I was pointing out that G needed help to win.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Understandable, but doesn't this also proof Hedorah is a VERY viable threat to even some of the strongest things? If the humans didn't help and Godzilla lost, Hedorah would go on to keep evolving, devouring all the pollution on Earth, becoming huge and basically smothering all life on the planet.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That is true. I think they even allude to this in the movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But he does lose. He loses to THE ASS VOID!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HULKCELS IN SHAMBLES
      GET READY FOR THE 3-0 BANNER

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He actually loses really hard in the new movie. They try to do the GMK regeneration thing but he literally loses to normal 1947 tech.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But unlike GMK we see the chunk of him regenerating. And it's doing so at a decent speed before the film cuts to the credits. Also, he wasn't 'beaten' by 1947 tech. He was beaten by an insane Japanese man flying a plane into his frontal lobe.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not that anon but how is that a distinction from what he said? The plane would be period appropriate tech.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I thought they meant the weaponry of the era damaged him. My bad.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, Asura vs Kratos is winning because Primal vs X fans cucked themselves, huh?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From what I’ve heard the Palpahort folks have also forsaken their honor and are in on it now as well.
      Truly shameful.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s only a few members who are WEAK. I’m staying on the Palpanort train until the end. Sans Vs Judge is probably omega fucked though, they got blasted hard.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would be funny if Kratosura gets 2nd place again.
          The curse continues.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have my doubts Tom vs Wile E could beat it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, took all of the discord cabal to beat it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >omega fucked
          hahaha, just weaponize the Undertale and Deltarune fanbases.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We’re, I mean…They’re busy waiting for the other chapters to finally fucking drop.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blessed. Save palpatine for the emperor of mankind.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Big E is for Dark Schneider.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good, fuck undertale

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would have gotten OFF recognition. Asura VS Kratos is completely shit and brings nothing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's also going to be used to push fanfic Kratos. We're going to get an animation of Kratos fighting like a Dragon Ball character. Flying, blowing up stars, maybe an energy beam.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That or making Asura fight like a retard limited to only base and them goinf "oh lol hades weapon just works" when Chakravartin couldnt soul fuck him either with superior powers.

            Its just infuriating because unlike Dragonborn and to a far lesser extent Chosen Undead, Kratos wank does not exist within his own setting. You literally have collectibles, documenrs, and fucking Kratos himself telling you that shit is nonsense

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's what the brain-damaged want, why bother to complain?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's retarded.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think we can actually get the retarded to chance their ways by complaining about their actions?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *change

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *change

                that would require us to leave this place so no

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unlikely since they want surprisingly dumber shit and have little logic so even when you throw evidence in their face they'll just go "nuh uh that doesnt count!"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This. You essentially have to admit you never touched the games if you unironically believe Kratos is a cosmic powerhouse

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's gonna be fucking weird. Even when they used lore stuff for Dragonborn, he wasn't destroying universes or running at immeasurable speeds in the animation for his ep.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, for all the shit we give them over "the lore says these guys can destroy universes", the animation itself for CU vs DB was grounded. If they escalate Kratos to the point where he's flying through space and shattering planets and stars with his punches or something, it's going to look weird as shit. If they keep it grounded, people are going to ask why Asura never went planet-sized and blasted apart stars like he did in his game. There's no winning.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even when Asura was "grounded" he was blasting armadas in space like nothing along with the whole Wyzen thing (and that was him at his weakest). The only way the match works is if they finally rip the bandaid off and go "niggas have you SEEN what these two do? Yeah Kratos has some decent feats but not even remotely on par with the guys flipping monster elephants with their thumbs like they're damn quarters."

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To be honest, the only way I'd approve of Kratos vs Asura is if they spent the episode openly admitting it's a stomp.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It stops the Sans shilling.
          That shit unironically is worse than WWE's Roman shilling.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Rick have any answers to dealing with a time vortex or the De-Mat gun or The Moment
    like if The Doctor gets the moment, it's basically over

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the time vortex is self explanatory, but you’ll need to describe the other two for me to accurately give you an answer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Moment?so=search
        >The Moment was capable of destroying Gallifrey, the Daleks, and whole galaxies within a single moment, hence its given name.

        >Additionally, the Moment was able to create tears in the fabric of creation called time fissures that would allow people and objects to pass from one time period to another, possessing a trans-dimensional awareness of the past and future. This ability could also circumvent time locks, which normally prevented people from traveling to important eras of time that were otherwise sealed off. It also had a sentient interface with telepathic abilities, enabling it to read the thoughts and memories of those who intended to use it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/De-mat_Gun?so=search
          >When its trigger was pulled, the De-mat Gun would fire a beam that erased its target from reality itself. (TV: The Invasion of Time) It did so by scanning its target's timeline, identifying every particle that ever interacted with their body, and then using its superpowerful quantum computer, linked to the Homeworld's causal nexus, to remodel everything else in creation without the target. From the user's perspective, the machine didn't harm anything, but from the victim's point of view, they were suddenly built out of molecules that the universe didn't remember. Despite having no physical form, no past, and no present, the victim would nonetheless continue to exist as a "naked soul". (PROSE: The Book of the War)

          >The gun's power frightened the Time Lords, and they forbade its use in battle under normal circumstances. The De-mat gun was only acceptable to use as a final resort, and even then, it required the Great Key of Rassilon to operate, preventing it from being used if it were stolen. (TV: The Invasion of Time)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So it effectively works not by “erasing” the target themselves, but situating reality in a way that makes it so the person simply didn’t exist from the beginning? I believe the counter to that would be the same counter Rick could have against the time vortex, that being the time necklace the 4th dimensional being gave him. He could theoretically keep his place and probability within space-time locked down so that The Doctor and the De-Mat gun can’t alter it. I also believe that Rick has a level of acasuality to begin with, like how he could freely interact with his past and future self while everything around him played out normally, so that could assist as well.

            https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Moment?so=search
            >The Moment was capable of destroying Gallifrey, the Daleks, and whole galaxies within a single moment, hence its given name.

            >Additionally, the Moment was able to create tears in the fabric of creation called time fissures that would allow people and objects to pass from one time period to another, possessing a trans-dimensional awareness of the past and future. This ability could also circumvent time locks, which normally prevented people from traveling to important eras of time that were otherwise sealed off. It also had a sentient interface with telepathic abilities, enabling it to read the thoughts and memories of those who intended to use it.

            This is slightly more tricky, especially since it can overcome locked points in time, but I do think BFR would be the best option. Trapping The Moment within the Microverse, or even just using a portal to yoink it out of The Doctor’s hand would be the best option, but I don’t think he has an exact answer for it outside of abusing the remote from the Vat Of Acid to move into a different timeline as it’s used, but I’m not sure how effective that’d be.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I also believe that Rick has a level of acasuality to begin with, like how he could freely interact with his past and future self while everything around him played out normally, so that could assist as well.
              the Doctor has done that too on multiple occasions so what's stopping other iterations of the Doctor from helping

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing’s really stopping either from calling for help from the future, but my main point was that Rick was able to interact with his future self without his time getting fucked like it did after he stopped the universe’s time.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the time necklace feels like a rock in the road but it is temporary as far as i know
                couldn't the doctor just sonic it and it will probably fall apart
                it's STILL technology

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He could, but by then it would’ve already served its purpose. The biggest thing Rick has going against him in this fight is the lack of opportunities to get in close if The Doctor is just constantly disabling his tech, but he can circumvent this with a number of items, or he can survive a big attack by the Moment or De-Mat with that tech before they get Sonic’d. It’s not like he needs to have them on him at that very moment either, since he can grab what he needs from his garage with a portal.

                >but my main point was that Rick was able to interact with his future self without his time getting fucked like it did after he stopped the universe’s time.

                That was a stable time loop unlike the uncertainty thing. He didn’t go against time he was forced to obey it since he had to make the time machine and Morty had to make snake costumes.

                True. Honestly I did forget to consider that, so I’ll erase his Acasuality from my argument. The necklace remains his best bet in this department.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but my main point was that Rick was able to interact with his future self without his time getting fucked like it did after he stopped the universe’s time.

                That was a stable time loop unlike the uncertainty thing. He didn’t go against time he was forced to obey it since he had to make the time machine and Morty had to make snake costumes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Despite having no physical form, no past, and no present, the victim would nonetheless continue to exist as a "naked soul". (PROSE: The Book of the War)
            Kek
            Most Bleach characters can tank this

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then they turn around and die to Naruto characters

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With how some horsefuckers were unironically suicidal after bill vs goat man, imagine how undertards would be after funny skeleton gets rekt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt Sans losing the general consensus?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, massive stat gap and the different Scerlosis competences can inflict debuffs that will put Sans at a heavy disadvantage, primarily the Blind debuff and the Palsy debuff that should prevent Sans from attacking.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Red and Charizard losing was the general consensus and we all know how Pokemon fans handled that episode

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but I mean even a lot of Undertalefags figure Sans loses that matchup and there were even other fan animations of that fight with Sans losing and it was still liked.

          Pokemon VS Digimon was just Pokefags being unaware of Digimon hax

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i will relish on the undertroon tears, they damage they have done to the internet and the youth exposed to it was irreversible

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the poll at? Any chance Sans and Judge can swing it like Tom and Coyote?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fuck is judge? Dredd?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Google.
      Not that hard.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally doesn't get you the source material. Bad example.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Character from the 2008 indie game OFF. The game was one of the main inspirations for Undertale and Judge in the game play a similar role to Sans. Can't blame you if you never heard of it. Most haven till UT blew up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's also a French indie game, it was mostly popular on Tumblr

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That and Earthbound. Which is why Ness is also a popular matchup for Sans. Probably his most popular since more people know about Ness from Smash even if they never played Earthbound.

        It's also a French indie game, it was mostly popular on Tumblr

        Markiplier playing it also helped give it some exposure.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VSSisters...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WE
      Ewing trying to pretend he's shitting on powerlevel fags, when he's one himself and is just coping with inconsistencies between his own beliefs and the actual scores in Marvel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck did Hulk NEED give Thor a skull fracture in Immortal Hulk? There was no narrative weight to that, he just wanted to have Hulk get one over Thor cause he's just as petty about VS. stuff himself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me want to vomit. Why does he have his MCU hammer?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are writers so hellbent on justifying lazy writing rather than accepting that power-scaling is but another aspect of story consistency

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Yates track. (Kratos [God of War] vs Doomslayer [DOOM])

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've been shililng this matchup before the two got wanked to oblivion by wikitroons

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you're ready for it to never happen, because Kratos vs Asura is happening.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i know, which is why im gonna take this into my own hands
          once i learn how to animate...
          and record...
          and edit...
          and voice over...
          and the program's UI and how to utilize its methods...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good luck, anon. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Therewolf track. (Reyn [Xenoblade] vs Garet [Golden Sun])

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shen Wulong said to be as strong as a nation’s military

    Can he beat Yujiro?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Yujiro scares ALL the world's militaries to the point they dont even think nukes would stop him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We need to see him output such amount of power first

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    he'd lose to the beyonder but i could actually see him beating the living tribunal considering that guy just fucking JOBS all the time
    plus no one would really care that much if he lost, besides a few online autists

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but beating The Jobbing Tribunal is hardly a feat, two prairie dogs could do it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >beating The Jobbing Tribunal within his verse*
        ftfy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he carries the jobforce with him
          he cannot win

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A wet Shedinja would beat Sans.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shoulda been the match-up. Both only have one HP too.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    CapeworldComics

    I'm working on the ultimate Spidey vs Batman match. Marvel and DC have done some crazy shit with these two.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this was a joke matchup

      • 4 weeks ago
        CapeworldComics

        Their feats certainly aren't as, uh, impressive as other characters, but they do actually have feats, if you can believe it. There is a winner.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like what?
      Outside of Sandman turning out to be the guy who shot Uncle Ben in Spider-Man 3.

      • 4 weeks ago
        CapeworldComics

        Well, the Burglar had an entire arc where he teamed up with Mysterio to uncover buried treasure beneath the Parker residence and Joe Chill turned out to be a professional hitman hired by Lew Moxon in both Earth-One and Earth-Two continuity to rub out the Waynes and make it look like a robbery.

        In New Earth, Joe Chill actually had a brief team up with Batman to hunt down the Reaper and was treated as something of an underworld ace.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Joe Chill turned out to be a professional hitman hired by Lew Moxon in both Earth-One and Earth-Two continuity to rub out the Waynes and make it look like a robbery.
          >In New Earth, Joe Chill actually had a brief team up with Batman to hunt down the Reaper and was treated as something of an underworld ace.
          Isn't it kinda missing the point of a random crook killing Bruce's parents?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't one incarnation of the batman lore say it was the Joker before he became the Joker?

            • 4 weeks ago
              CapeworldComics

              That was the Burton film.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also indirectly kinda the Joker movie, since while he didn't do it intentionally, the riot he triggered was what ended up killing Thomas Wayne.
                Through he was already the Joker at that time.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey, in one universe, the Teen Titans put the necklace on Bruce's mom, and shoved the two down that alley.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To this day I still can’t tell if this is real or not.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is. Something caused DC to not make Batman. So the Teen Titans literally caused the event that made Batman.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Teen Titans literally caused the event that made Batman.
                In the TTG Earth...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ... that became every other earth.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In an alternate spatial dimension that contains infinite universes...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ... and by "infinite universes" I mean the Solar System and pals.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The way it's used as DC didn't make batman and couldn't come up with his origin story, strikes me as the TTG effected the real world for- IT'S FUCKING TEEN TITANS GO, WHY AM I ANALYZING IT!? IN THEIR WORLD, ALL THE WB PROPERTIES EXIST AND ROBIN STRIPPED DAFFY DUCK NUDE WHY AM I EVEN THINK-HELP.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its real. The TTs do time shenanigans to bring back the justice league and do that for Batman

          • 4 weeks ago
            CapeworldComics

            Yeah. It is. I think the Burglar and Joe Chill are best when they're just random goons. I like the stories best when Uncle Ben and Thomas Wayne are killed because they were at the wrong place at the wrong time, not because Uncle Ben's house had buried treasure or because Thomas Wayne was involved in mafia drama, but the stories are what they are.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Uncle Ben's house had buried treasure
              Oh is that the reason Uncle Ben was killed? I just thought the story you mentioned was just a story he reappeared in.
              What was the story behind the treasure anyway?

              • 4 weeks ago
                CapeworldComics

                Yeah. The Parker house was once once owned by a prohibition era gangster named Dutch Malone and it became an underworld legend that he left his left as buried treasure. The Burglar (who's first name has never been revealed, but his last name is Carradine) robbed the Parker house to look for the treasure, and then years later he would team up with Mysterio to try again. Dutch Malone actually did leave treasure under the Parker house, but it had been eaten by silverfish.

                Dutch Malone was probably based on real life prohibition gangster Dutch Schultz, who was also rumored to have hidden his loot as buried treasure somewhere.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, not as bad as 'actually Thomas's death was an assination disquised as a mugging turned murder'.
                But still does lose something when the burglar was looking for some specific jackpot, rather than it just being a random small crime.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another about who solos your "verse"
    Who can solo all of VERSUS?

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, another chance for me to bring up the underrated matchup that is Hedorah vs Chemo

    • 4 weeks ago
      CapeworldComics

      That's one I want to do.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We've been through over this already, Chemo has pre-crisis scaling and solos the verse
      I know i just wanna see two toxic waste monsters so that some anon can make an "imagine the smell" joke at a webm of that hypothetical fight
      Also imagine these threads if a DC vs Godzilla matchup was announced

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Listroon not even dying the ryona allegations, instead embracing them fully

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one was talking about ryona however

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon... If you shuffle around some letters, doesn't Listtroon become Ben Singer?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing is wrong with ryona. Kink is awesome.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Hedorah more corrosive then Chemo?
    >metal turns to rust instantly when he flies by
    >his mist can put people in an early grave
    >he's so toxic that a human who touched him from falling off a building was a skeleton before he hit the ground
    >his mist was so toxic it fucked with Godzilla, the guy who breaths nuclear radiation
    >his body's so toxic it fucked with Godzilla's regeneration and left him with a skeletal hand through out a good chunk of the movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      CapeworldComics

      My working hypothesis for the fight is that Hedorah wins by corroding Chemo's container skin.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I recall seeing an argument about Hedorah consuming Chemo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't people literally turn into fleshless skeletons just by being under him when he's flying above cities

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't be surprised if Chemo has something, especially if we're permissive with scaling.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't people literally turn into fleshless skeletons just by being under him when he's flying above cities

      >braps
      >kills all of japan
      >refuses to elaborate
      >leaves

      Sorry chuds Chemo is a plastic vessal and plastic doesn't “rust” in response to corrosion. Instead, it deteriorates.
      And do note this is plastic that has pre-crisis supes scaling, so its no ordinary plastic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If he can melt Godzilla's hand I'm pretty sure he's not limited to rusting metal.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But anon this is no ordinary plastic, it survived hits from Pre-Crisis Superman
          It's Super Plastic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ?feature=shared

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >braps
    >kills all of japan
    >refuses to elaborate
    >leaves

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hedorah is also the only creature in history to have clit lasers.
    >Hedorah's eyes are based on bathroom graffiti of a vagina
    >his tear duct, where the laser comes out of, is where the clit would be

    • 4 weeks ago
      CapeworldComics

      Are...are you serious?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep!
        >A giant walking turd with vagina eyes can fire lasers from it clit

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All this talk of Kratos made me wonder if there's any good fights for Disney Hercules.
    Off the top of my head, I want to say Superman (a weaker version than mainline).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disney Maui maybe?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, that works too.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doctor Who preview

    ?si=rkjGhKK40Ukqd4M6

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Rick preview almost got 200k

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >First preview already having the Doctor’s quantum unpredictability negating Death Crystals

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mentions basically everything already mentioned here
      Okay now how are they going to surprise me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they're giving the doctor transmigration
      are you fucking kidding me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He can do it though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He can do it though

        WHY DOESNT HE JUST USE IT EVERY TIME

        • 4 weeks ago
          CapeworldComics

          Because its a show, dude.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if a time lord dies during regeneration, that ends the process permanently
      Guess that'll be ricks wincon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Can see past present and future all at once"
      >"Can resist temporal phenomena"
      >"Impossible to erase from the timeline"
      Rickbros I’m not feeling to good…

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Can see past present and future all at once"
        Does this mean Doc knew he was gonna win the minute he spoke to Rick? Yep, he's doomed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, it’s not like time shenanigans against The Doctor are part of Rick’s wincons. The only dangerous thing here is his ability to displace set time points.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The unpredictability also matters since it can theoretically counter the Death Crystals

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn’t say that it’s a full counter, since even if they vary in how Rick might die, well that’s effectively already how they function. It should still be able to zero in on a number of specific ways that The Doctor would attempt to finish him.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >since even if they vary in how Rick might die, well that’s effectively already how they function. It should still be able to zero in on a number of specific ways that The Doctor would attempt to finish him.

              Not if it specifically messes up with predictions due to the Time Lords’ acausal natures. It’s anti precog

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna be a fake out where the Doctor "dies" during regeneration and Rick thinks he's won, before he gets immediately mulched by the Doctor. Calling it now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rick dying in brutal fashion would be in character for his show. Though with how death this season haven't been as brutal as previous one (sans Atom and Eustace). He'll probably leave rick braindead or erase him from time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm thinking comical TARDIS "anvil squishing" him into a blood splatter as one of the other Doctors hop out

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Atom's was already brutal relative to the rest of the series, it's a damn war crime in context of the other episodes surrounding it.
          Someone musta really disliked the character on a personal level.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            either that or someone really liked Hank and wanted to give him the goriest kill this season

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If he wasn't a robot, Megatrons was pretty brutal. especially story wise since he died knowing Cybertron was done for. That's just as bad Black Adam's death.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gruesome deaths really don't fit the doctor

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hedorah is a literal shit monster and NOW the ass void fails to show up?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He RAN

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HedorahGODS sealing up the ass void

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit is supposed to come out, not come back in.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This vs is definitely interesting. The doctor has 60 years of media behind him, giving him the same sort of “long history” advantage Superman had in the infamous Goku VS Superman match from 10 years ago (… god I remember the shitshow it caused when it came out like it was yesterday).

    However Rick has 2 advantages:

    He can travel to alternate timelines/apparel universes at will (every time the TARDIS has done something similar she was out of control or nearly died).

    But most importantly Rick doesn’t give a shit. Sure the Doctor has done some horrible stuff he isn’t proud of, but he was always hesitant to do so. Rick meanwhile doesn’t give a shit. I mean the Doctor didn’t want to commit a genocide against the Daleks, meanwhile Rick will destroy a pararle universe without looking and find the hole thing and annoyance.

    I feel like a good part of the battle should be decided by the empathy of the Doctor and the apathy or Rick.

    … my money is on the Doctor BTW

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He can travel to alternate timelines/apparel universes at will (every time the TARDIS has done something similar she was out of control or nearly died).
      Yhwach rapes the TARDIS

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Quantum Decrystallizer

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your Quantum Decrystallizer is broken

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. It actually erases futures except for the ones that are positive to the user. It’s sort of like forcing Yhwach to pick a a card from a loaded deck

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But he lost because he can't intervene with the past...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >with the past
          Caused by other Soul King contenders and that He foresaw.
          But in all fairness He needs to activate the Almighty first. It is not a continous thing.
          could the TARDIS intervene with Reishi to begin with?

          Wrong. It actually erases futures except for the ones that are positive to the user. It’s sort of like forcing Yhwach to pick a a card from a loaded deck

          But Yhwach just doesn't pick, He alters.
          After He died, He revived and laughed at Ichigo claiming "I can even alter Futures in which I have died!". An action he did while dead and under Aizen's KS.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are other soul kings?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not exactly.
              None of them have Four-eyes Almighty.
              You get Soul King shards (Fullbringers like Orihime, Facebook, ...), the Hogyoku (Aizen) and a Noble from the Shiba clan, Ichigo's ancestor (who wanted to take the place of the Soul King thus saving the Soul King from getting cut in pieces. The other nobles oppossed him of course)
              Ichibei wanted to kill Ichigo and put him in place of the Soul King but Yhwach ate the Soul King so it was easier to rename Yhwach's corpse as "Soul King".

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But he lost because he can't intervene with the past...

        I still don't understand this character. One moment it seems like their using so many words to say he's acasual, next moment not being acasual is his weakness.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong. It actually erases futures except for the ones that are positive to the user. It’s sort of like forcing Yhwach to pick a a card from a loaded deck

          >with the past
          Caused by other Soul King contenders and that He foresaw.
          But in all fairness He needs to activate the Almighty first. It is not a continous thing.
          could the TARDIS intervene with Reishi to begin with?
          [...]
          But Yhwach just doesn't pick, He alters.
          After He died, He revived and laughed at Ichigo claiming "I can even alter Futures in which I have died!". An action he did while dead and under Aizen's KS.

          Don't the Novels have Jugram using The Almighty to single out Yhwach's future defeat?

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    More like peak soulless.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lost to
    >Godzilla
    >Badland Chugs
    >Big Fat Reverend Burn
    >FatTV
    >Jiren
    >Mr. Blobby
    >Mumbofag
    >KaijuChad
    >KaijuChad#2
    >UltraChad
    >Gamerafag
    >Assplugger 2000
    >Pieman
    >the giant anus from Rectuma
    >Tom Baker
    >Space Ghost
    And now Hedorah.
    How many Ls can Nikocado eat?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about incredible gassy

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Translation
    >please look at this forced meme and stop being on topic and discussing theoretical fights

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death Battle said Bill Cipher is stronger than Discord from mlp and I don't think that's right.
    Bill Cipher is an inter-dimensional demon, while Discord is the embodyment of Discord. Discord is more of a God than Bill is, if a Discord like Entity existed in Gravity Falls, Bill's power would come from it.
    Discord is just never shown going full power against anybody in mlp because he's never had to, while in Gravity Falls Bill is fighting as hard as he can.
    Discord wins the fight by taking him outside of existance, where he doesn't have the power to get back from by himself, but it seems like Discord should have been able to just unmake him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that Bill has actual limitations and Discord doesn't makes it kind of one sided.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Discord can't be destroyed and exists through death / is re-created if he dies.
      That's why in the show they trapped him as a statue using a power opposite of his, but now he can unstatue himself.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Godzilla survived that in the comics, btw.
    Also survived two black holes being fired at him in one movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Black Holes
      Translation: Wormholes with suction attached

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why can't you just set up a bot like you-know-who?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      botdemort

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kaijufags just filter ass void
      >they never have to see nikocado posting again and still talk about kaiju

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >has a tv series coming out in 2 days
    >was just in a movie
    >has another movie next year
    >idw comics still being made
    >the comic where he beats superman is still coming
    >had his 69th birthday
    >had two major successful short films
    Yep. He's dead. You completely won.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just read that King Gidorah is actually a representation of China as a nuclear potency (he was invented in the same year China became one). That's so unsettling.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >so schizo that he spergs out to even a reaction image of godzilla, that has nothing to do or mention of godzilla
    >has been doing this for at least a year
    >throws a tantrum saying 'nikocado's board culture!' when jannies finally get involved
    >can't even tell the difference between four kaijufags
    >is the laughing stock of these threads
    >will get these threads banned to /trash/, thus giving the mumbofag what he wants

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this episode is definiteky going to spoil/hint at future episodes as well as nod to past ones right? I am expecting a nod to Silver VS Trunks and RF VS Black Goku

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a scene where they enter one timeline and see a huge mysterious light engulfing literally everything before hopping to the next

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Already a Rocket Vs Stitch Space Hawaii cameo in the preview, so most likely

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Curry sauce, all over your anus. Delish.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Baker vs Justin Rolland, who wins?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Baker. He makes titties tingle.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who could fight this maniac?

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many versions of Superman can Nolan beat?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Them all except this one.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gokusissies….

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the evil one from Injustice. Not the good one from the first game that beats him though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't Injustice Superman have a feat of pushing Mogo in FTL speeds

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't that superman get crazier feats in the tie in the injustice comics?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The comics for Injustice are ironically a separate continuity from the games they promote. It's very strange.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Guess that's why you never hear mention of Dick becoming the new Deadman or Plas freeing his son in Injustice 2.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Guess that's why you never hear mention of Dick becoming the new Deadman
              wut

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Richard_Grayson_(Injustice)
                Injustice comics get wacky

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fleischer, DCAU, DCEU, Red Son, Injustice (games, comics AND movie), All-Star, DCAMU and Reeve.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also Superfriends, Arrowverse, and MAWS Supes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >MAWS Supes
          ?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My Adventures with Superman

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also Superfriends, Arrowverse, and MAWS Supes

        My Adventures with Superman

        Superbros.. is this true?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah
          also a lot of his versions lose to a lot of versions of goku

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >also a lot of his versions lose to a lot of versions of goku
            HERESY

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Superman
              https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Son_Goku?so=search
              Beat it and WEEP IT, CHUDS.
              most versions of goku outrank most versions of superman

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Use Vsbattle as a source
                Yawn

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >coping cuz most supermans struggle to break past solar system level while goku casually has planet busting adventures

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Name one time Goku has blown up a planet.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                base form embyro SLURPza can blow up planets with their finger
                Goku scales past SLURPza
                nuff said

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Can't answer the question
                Superbros win again. Goku is barely mountain level.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                read nigga read

                [...]
                sub-raditz level

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't that clash with Beerus they love to bring up shook the universe didn't it? Thats well beyond planet level.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Didn't that clash with Beerus they love to bring up shook the universe didn't it? Thats well beyond planet level.
                A statement is not a feat.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >A statement is not a feat
                This. Even bleach now has a better feat than that meme statement

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The statement is about a feat happening on screen, fool

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Roshi blows up the moon
                Moon level.
                >Piccolo blows up the moon
                Moon level.
                >Goku has a fist fight with Beerus and its said to be 'shaking the universe'
                A statement.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >solar system superman vs casual planet level goku

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                YAAAAWNNN vsbattlesissy. Superchads win again.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Name one version of Goku that could defeat Superman. One.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's about naming the right Superman, not the right Goku.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not just the right superman but also his writer and comic run as well!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what version of superman tho?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the xeno one?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Standard Goku bodies almost all versions of Superman

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also Superfriends, Arrowverse, and MAWS Supes

        sub-raditz level

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nolan could solo Raditz

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Saibaman could solo Viltrum

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    fuck yeah skibidi toilet vs daleks is catching on, let settle this generational debate once and for all

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it already has an epic rap battle

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >check the date
        >5 months ago
        there are time travelers in this thread

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >check the date
        >5 months ago
        there are time travelers in this thread

        >rap battle is shit
        >look at channel
        >it's all complete autistic slop and no kino to be found
        Skibidi Toilet bros...we're Spider&Elsa tier?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YES YES

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YES YES

          >getting filtered this bad
          i sense estrogen...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So this is new age youtube poops

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          These aren't even close to being YTPs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skibidi Toilets are jobbers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skibidi Toilets are FUCKING ALPHACHADGODS who can drive the greatest of minds insane and destroy stars by just existing, if we're following traditional and genuine tiering systems (that aren't just muh gorillionversal 80 page forum blog but instead NARRATIVE BASED LOGIC that was peer approved by many audiences and critics alike)

        I powerscaled the Skibidiverse so you don't have to and what I discovered is the upmost of ESTOERIC INSANITY to rival that of Hermes Trismegistus

        The post-upgrade Titan Cameraman is stated to be physically stronger than any other character, making him Large City to Moutain Level, upwards to Mountain Level+ with his chest-beam.

        So that's that, right? Titan Cameraman is the strongest at Mountain Level+? Wrong!

        Male_07 is stated to be at least as strong as the alternate Male_09, who is Planet Level. The fact that Male_07 hasn't destroyed all the Toilets by now means that he either doesn't care, which I find unlikely as he has admitted to liking Earth, or he was killed. If we assume G-Toilet did him in, that would make him Planet Level, his upgraded form Large Planet Level, Cinemaman Dwarf Star Level, and post-upgrade Titan Cameraman Small Star Level. This is where I place Upgraded Titan Cameraman.

        But now, let's get a little silly. Note: The following section is not meant to be taken seriously, and is more of a why not/what if scenario.

        If a normal Skibidi killed Male_07, it would place them at least at Planet Level. If we continue the scaling as it was previously, this would place the Upgraded Titan Cameraman at Solar System Level. Again, this section is more for gits and shingles, and I still place him at Small Star Level.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could the skeleton toilet melt Hedorah AND Chemo?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            skibidi dubbity W (dub) yes yes!
            Chemo is made of plastic and Hedorah's brain sticks out of his head like a sore thumb

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hedorah and Chemo are too strong.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like jobber talk to me.

          [...]
          >getting filtered this bad
          i sense estrogen...

          To be fair, the Skibidi Toilet fanbase is filled with that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jobs to Roman Reigns.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who can defeat this legend?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Iron Shiek.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who can defeat this legend?

            WWE is not le boundless outer maymayversal you fucking chuds
            Skibidi Toilet FUCKING solos this shitty boomer fodder verse

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Skibidi Toilet is a weakverse.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "my verse beats yours because its based and oldfag pop culture KINORINO"
                >inb4 "yes chad meme"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              American 1998 destroy skibidi toilet with little difficulty and that the weakest version of Godzilla

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                goji isn't star level tho, godzilla at best is like a slow af mountain level tank

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They both solo the Skibidi Toilet verse.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daleks stomp pretty hard. Across the entirety of Skibidi Toilet, I'm gauging the smaller soldiers are probably wall to small building while the titans are more towards City Block or so

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all this hubbub of tmnt
    Leonardo is a toy reviewer on youtube.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, according to Ben it's not the 10th Doctor
    It's the 14th

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does it matter? It’s David Tennant either way

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only wincon rick has is being able to shoot the doctor twice and end it
    but when you remember the doctor is much more experienced and has insane reaction time even down to nanoseconds, it's easier said than done

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alright you can't beat superman in a fight but can you beat him in an arguement?

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if the only way for Rick to win is to have Morty lick his balls. Is that outside help?

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder Dr. Who will be forgotten to time (the very topic the whole show is based around) while Skibidi Toilet will remain an entire generation's cultural icon that will inhereit the stars and define its medium

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone give me the qrd on The Doctor; I've never watched Doctor Who and Rick seems pretty OP since he just seems to pull whatever random bullshit he needs for the episode's plot out of his ass with "oh yeah I made this years ago to deal with exploding ass nerve leeches", or he just makes it on the spot with whatever's around. Almost feels like semi-toonforce.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Time, Huh?"
      That's him in a nutshell.

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >xey need to express themselves when given an arguement
    sorry DCissies, but no warner bros shekels can get you out of this one

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, it really should have been Rick vs. Gojo and The Doctor vs. Makima instead.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like Makima would despise The Doctor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Say "The Doctor"
        >"The Doctor
        >smoosh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funny, he would despise her as well.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's faced the devil already

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, it also should have been Cole vs Discord, Killua vs Stitch, Scooby vs Ant-Man and Silver Surfer vs Guts

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >has to use outdated things to 'win'
    >fanfiction tier with assvoid

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are talking about statement versus feats then purely on feats alone, which is the most powerful anime character/ verses

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superman > Goku
    Simple as.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >charles barkley
    It's been shown Godzilla prefers Baseball, soccer and volleyball.
    >jobbed to the oxygen destroyer
    Depends on which universe.
    >kiryu
    One out of five mechagodzillas?
    >king kong
    Godzilla caused Kong to retreat when they first met, knocked Kong out during the second fight, and the whole, kicked Kong's ass the entire time in Godzilla vs Kong
    >shitty 1998 movie
    that spawned an amazing cartoon.
    >shit tv series
    That hasn't even come out yet.
    >fanfiction
    Not applicable.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Report all Nikacado. Simple as.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goku>>

    [...]


    This doesn't mean Superman is a weak sissy or a bad character, it just means he's not on the same tier

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Did the cartoon dogs who have toon force destroy a universe or at least have the capability of that?

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Boruto match.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Closest you're getting is Naruto getting Baryon mode.

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people want the Gargoyles to fight the Turtles? It'd be a stomp. Put the Gargoyles up against like, Thundercats, Silverhawks, Tigersharks or Mummies Alive.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want them to fight Bikermice from Mars. The only other good show of those genre.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh you're missing out. Extreme Dinosaurs has most of the cast from Beast Wars. Scott McNeil, Gary Chalk, and Blu Mankuma. As well as Double D Edd's voice as Stegz.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Extreme Dinshits? No I'm not, that show is horrible.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You haven't even given it a chance.

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys watch Kyle Hill? He talks about power level shit sometimes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shame he adds cringe skit stuff. And I see his GF is forcing her way further into his stuff.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see a problem with that. The only shame is him shilling for nuclear energy so much in his videos.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's not like we can do anything about it, he should be trying to stop big oil from lobbying against it than try to preach to us the powerless audience. Sure it'll be just as effective but it'll at least address the root cause

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His gf looks like a man... Holy shit I was not prepared.

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tomorrow a bunch of the researchers (including swan and speedy) are gonna make a tier list of all the fights that were included in the tournament

    We're gonna get an unhinged rant on kratos vs asura, as well as Swan giving a PhD thesis on how Luke beats Saber. Should be kino.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where? Is it some discord thing?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah.

        Also Speedy likes San. Huge surprise.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, broken clock is right twice a day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, will our infiltrators come through?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So basically just confirmation whether Kratosura will be them finally usong common sense or if its worth mass ridicule

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOKU BROS
    AIEEEEEEEEEEE
    WE'RE WEAKER THAN SAITAMA

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "AYY new kid! You seen dat video of Green Lantern and Ben 10??"

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who could he face?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Viewtiful Joe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scott Pilgrim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Johnny Knoxville.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who wants a piece of the champ?

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