Next Fight is Goku (Dragon Ball) vs Superman (DC) on Dec 4.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-superman.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-goku.html
Goku Preview:
Superman Preview:
Fight Preview:
https://streamable.com/4cbzhn
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I farted.
Lemme guess, Gaykek is gonna lose again because of the new DC meta.
Our HEROES will make sure no one gets spooked by Speedy!
How come the kamehameha looks best in Dragon Ball and early Z? Is it the art style? For the lack of a better word it almost looks "fibrous" or "static"
It's definitely the art style.
Give it to me straight.. did Death Battle lie about Goku vs Superman 1 and 2 purely for rage clicks and ad rev?
Yes and they'll do it again for this. Whether that means Goku winning or something else.
What lie?
Goku was at the time and probably still is way more popular than Superman which is why they went that route. I've got nothing against Superman at all but that's the facts.
Yes, you will watch GvS3, seethe and give Goyth Cattle your viewer money.
Only Death Battle I've watched is Omni Man vs Homelander and that's because It was just the fight and I had no idea it was theirs.
They did their own math wrong for the original battle. Live on screen you can see their numbers repeat and completely flat line the probably pointless power scaling.
>Using Silver Age Superman
F Gokubros
Jobs to CC Goku.
Sure smells like Mexico here
Why does your room smell like Mexico?
He is a Gokubro.
You want kebab?
Cool, the air quality is better in Mexico than it is in Europe and USA.
It's nice in Yelapa, but fricking ASS in Mexico City. Puerto Vallarta is like an average western city.
Bejita left bawdma and married an actual princess that he CURED from lesbianism.
BEAST
That b***h can't even catch an ear ring to save his life. KEKAROO!
K, b, c.
>Godniac has temporal energy that zapped Hawkman into all of his previous incarnations
>Superman punches Godniac with the same effect
>logic dictates it had everything to do with Godniac
>Nope, it was all Superman, anyone EVER punched EVER by Superman EVER felt it across all of time
why are they like this?
DCtards always take shit out of context to make their capeshit seem impressive. Get used to it.
DBZtards do the same thing when they argue Broly can blow up a galaxy in one blast.
I typically see people say Broly destroyed a galaxy and when asked to elaborate they'll say it was overtime, which is a pretty big speed + power feat regardless.
Ok, but then why is it when Superman holds a black hole in his hand people are like "but that's not REALLY what happened..." or "But that's an exception so..." A little consistency would be nice.
Chances are it's because that really isn't what happened.
Maybe. But it's more likely they're being biased homosexuals.
Well, if they're being biased homosexuals then just post the proof and they'll shut up or cope.
They do cope. The issue is their method of coping is to just double down on their bullshit and keep lying.
They're being moronic because the movies are non-canon and Super Perfect Cell, who is stronger than Broly, is solar system tier.
They're not being moronic because Death Battle composites the anime and manga. Why WOULDN'T they mention that feat?
Is this allegory to how people treat the universe threatening shockwaves from BoG (and when Beerus and Champa fought later).
i've had people tell me I should commit suicide for saying maybe there's more to that showing than universal power levels 🙁
Remember how the Supreme Kai said that Goku amd Beerus would both die if they destroyed the universe? That part is always conviniently forgotten by DBcucks
Goku would have died in his debut as SSB if kt wasn't for Whis' air bubble.
It sounds like whenever they need to give viewership a kick in the pants they bust out another Goku vs. Superman match.
What's the deal with She-Ra? Did there used to be an infestation of She-Ra gays in the halls?
There are some scholars making tormenting yurigays by spreading messages about dyke curing.
That explains why I saw some of us posting there in that thread yesterday, I don't usually see /dbs/ posting on Cinemaphile outside of Death Battle.
The chads of Cinemaphile are actually everywhere.
True, true, I think I'm just too used to us not revealing our powerlevels on this board.
I think she's the first canon Tier 1 that appeared in Death Battle... Also the first one to lose, for some reason.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Comicgyal/The_Way_to_Paradise
>inb4 WW, Thor, Sonic, and Doomguy
Those weren't Tier 1 back in the first seasons. And just Archie Sonic is that broken.
>vsbw
The lore presented in that link is from the games, that's what one anon was asking for in the previous thread.
>vsbattles
Sure, buddy. Trust the site that claims Link, Gwyn Lord of Cinder and Simon Belmont are solar system-level.
>wins Death Battle
Rick lost.
Anon, the loss wasn't your fault. You have to let it go.
Doctorbros.... we got too wienery...
By winning?
>Rick creates a device that transports Doctor into a timeline...
>Where he is forced to travel with a twisted version of one of his best friends and her troony spawn who constantly mock and belittle him, >Where his nemesis is a fit mad scientist CHAD instead of a crippled husk
>Where he will soon turn into a gay Black person with instagram account
Doctorbros... Rick was too powerful
can i please just appreciate and discuss doctor who without being reminded of the newer seasons after capaldi left
>instagram account
is this real? he's gonna have an instragram account?
So it's confirmed Rick won, right? The Death Battle was the Doctor's dying dream before being dragged kicking and screaming into the new episode to be humiliated and degraded?
What ever helps you sleep at night, Reddit and Morty.
Characters this season that beat Gojo
>No diff tier
Discord
Bill cypher
Raven
Phoenix
Frieza
Megatron
The doctor
Silver Surfer
Martian manhunter
Courage
Scooby
Son Goku
Clark Kent
>Low diff tier
Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
Stitch (super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
Vader (force ends the battle almost instantly and defends him against UV)
Cole (exploits Gojo's weakness to brain damage and energy drain , has a massive speed and toughness advantage. UV's effects would likely not work on him, or at least it would take too much time before it does)
>Mid diff tier
Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)
Chosen Undead (Outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, and even if he lacks ways around his Hax eventually Gojo would succumb from exhaustion)
Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, while Gojo has the power to kill him Alex has a key counter to his DE in the from of his advanced way to absorb info. Without that Alex is likely to win against him)
Characters this season Gojo beats
>High diff tier
Makima
>Mid diff tier
Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
>Low diff tier
Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt him)
Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
Atom (I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
>No diff tier
Guts (can't really do anything against Gojo)
They all job to raven with preptime.
Holy shit they may have trapped themselves. Ultraguy said that example specifically wouldn’t be considered.
Goku is winning
That's stupid either way. If the analysis comes down to "Goku wins because we can't use X, Y, Z, Alpha, Beta, Gamma..." from Superman then it makes Goku look like a chump anyway. It comes off like Goku fans are a bunch of Make A Wish Foundation recipients. Are people really going to be satisfied with that?
Still yet to hear a compelling reason how Superman can beat anyone stronger than pic related.
Anyone got some Superman tanking feats?
Here you go, friend.
There's better antifeats for Superman than that, like pic related.
There are a lot of examples of Superman not being able to be erased from existence and other clownshit nonsense, but if you want a concrete, measurable example, he survived a black hole. This is why Goku is in such dire straights. There are things that can kill Superman but his biggest strength of all is his fricktarded durability. And Goku doesn't have much in his arsenal other than hitting something very very hard. Pure concussive force is the LEAST effective way to beat Superman.
He can also just phase through shit like the Flash, which I'm pretty sure basically no DB character has an actual answer to.
That’s actually a pretty good point, have any DB characters ever had to deal with someone who can just phase through an attack like The Flash?
It's not really phasing but Janemba had very effective teleportation. If Guldo weren't so weak he, too, would have been a problem.
Genuine question; was it ever established if he REALLY stopped time or if it was a Logan style paralysis thing?
Guldo does stop time, nobody was even really aware of what he was doing.
It's Time Stop. He does have a paralysis skill in video games because having a character who can freeze time willy nilly would break said games
Guldo can paralyze too, he does it to Gohan and Krillin when he was gonna stab them with that tree. Hell Goku vs Tien shows that Guldo and Chiaotzu should basically just win immediately because Chiaotzu just fricked Goku's organs and there wasn't anything he could do about it.
Freezing the game except for Guldo himself but having it rapidly drain his super meter to simulate him holding his breath would be a great mechanic. Is that how it works in the games?
It's just a stun in most of the games.
MUI.
The only thing that could frick Superman is the Kienzan. If it very literally cuts through "anything" then since Superman is "anything" he will have to dodge it.
The Kienzan was tanked by Jiren.
Cell, too, in filler. It's just one of those things that's worth mentioning if we're taking things at their theoretical max.
That's just a speed blitz feat. You can't phase through something as fast as your phasing speed, and DB characters are way faster than Superman.
Does this count?
This kind of shit is worse than Thor posing with Hulk. Another example is Monica Rambeau blitzing Hermes. Nauseating
He tanked a portion of the Source Wall exploding. It’s been stated that even the smallest crack in it has enough energy to destroy a universe and Superman tanked am emtire swction exploding. (Take note that it’s explicirltly shown and stated that the shield he had over him to protect him broke. Meaning that yes, he tanked ot by himself.)
i'm not seeing any destroyed universes. it was said a crack could eventually bring about the end of the universe if it isn't fixed, by people who would be compromised if the universe were to end. the barrier metron put him in most likely buffered the explosion and he got knocked unconscious by it. sensationalist wank is the worst
>I’m not seeing any destroyed universes.
The fricking irony of this statement. There were a total of zero (0) universes destroyed in Goku’s universe level feat which is totally fine! But this? This is just wank!
See
i didn't mention goku in my post, THOUGH
Feels good being a CHADhan scholar
Remind me, who won that fight again?
>fight you? No, I’m going to job to you
What did Gohan mean by this? Did he not learn anything from cell?
Errr... Scholars... Our response?
>The Incredible FODDER and The Mighty FODDER
>The Incredible JOBBER and The Mighty FODor
>this is what a pagan god has been reduced to
paganshitters.....
Thor will always be White unlike a certain rabbi.
And like many of your ancestors who worshipped said Rabbi, rabbi
I walked away from that israeli power fantasy religion long ago, as are many other Whites. Old gods being worshiped once more, soon Europe will heal. Enjoy your latinx and west african religion, son.
>israeli even though thats one out of the 12 hebrew tribes and god abandoned that specific one for abandoning him several times, practicing borderline sorcery to try and trick him, and have his only begotten son nailed to a cross and then mocked by israeli ppl to this day
pagans are fricking stupid
Idiot. Jesus says to a Samaritan (an actual israelite according to dna tests and excavations) that salvation comes from the israelites (judah).
Are saying that Jesus is stupid or something?
wrong
kek
ASGARD IS HIS HOOD
T-Thorbros.... We ruled that bringing up him getting replaced by Miles was unfair......
>RETCONNEDvie
>Hello! Green Lantern, best looking guardian of Sector 2814, at your service.
>bejitta? Quite the reckless foe, uneventful fight for a Saiyan though
>Goku? Tough adversary, I confused him for the actual king of his race. It took a good swing to put him down.
My child will (You) this correct result
Hahaha, my child will (You) THIS correct result!
H-Halbros... I-I can't help but give this post the (you)....
Bvvvvvvsed
Good job Hal
I will (You) both just to see what happens.
What truly happened
What Bengays thinks that happened
Damn, brutal
Nice.
>BLUNDER Woman
18 victim
Recap of the newest Ballot Banter
>Plants vs. Zombies Battle Royale
Sam immediately say that we already know the plants win.
Liam then counters by saying that maybe the plants only win because of Crazy Dave’s instructions, and wouldn’t do as well on their own.
Sam says Dave strikes him as similar to Boomstick, and suggests they “give one side to Boomstick and the other side to Wiz”.
Sam ultimately says it’s fun, and he wishes there were more opportunities to settle similar same-world debates.
>Shiki VS Kat (Eden’s Zero VS Gravity Rush)
Sam loves Gravity Rush.
John says Kat’s pretty strong, but he isn’t sure how strong Shiki is (“He’s probably already universal at this point”).
Liam doesn’t know the characters, but says gravity manipulation is a cool power with a lot of versatility.
>Metal Bat VS Denji (One-Punch Man VS Chainsaw Man)
Liam and John love Metal Bat.
Liam and John also say there’s other mathups they prefers for Denji (Mainly Itadori), but thinks this one is great and makes sense regardless.
Sam wants to use Denji because he thinks there’s a lot of cool things the animation team could do by emulating the style of Chainsaw Man’s anime.
>Goro Akechi VS Griffith (Persona VS Berserk)
Sam doesn’t think Persona gets to Berserk’s power level, to which Liam and John immediately clarify that it’s actually the other way around.
Liam says we don’t know how powerful Griffith is.
John says they just need to figure it out “ten years from now when the series finally ends”.
>Mixels VS Spore (Lego VS Maxis)
Sam and Liam say it’s a creative idea, but he’s not sure how well it would work.
>Ben 10 VS Daniel X
They don’t know Daniel X (Erin read a lot of James Patterson growing up, but doesn’t remember this series).
The connections make them think Daniel’s just a ripoff of Ben 10, which leads to Sam saying it’s a funny idea.
Sam also doesn’t know if anything Daniel has could match Alien X
(1/4)
>Mothman VS Slenderman (American Mythology vs Victor Surge)
“What does Slenderman actually do?” - Sam, 2023
Sam isn’t sure how to analyze the Mothman (i.e.: There were conspiracies that the Mothman was responsible for a mineshaft explosion. Would you include that?)
They discuss cryptid lore and the like for a while, and Sam ends by saying it’d be fun.
>Gardevoir VS Dark Magician Girl (Pokemon VS Yu-Gi-Oh)
They don’t even entertain it, since the entire basis for it is Rule 34. Hard deconfirmed
>Lucina VS Jen Scotts (Fire Emblem VS Power Rangers Time Force)
Sam notes he’s never seen a Fire Emblem VS Power Rangers MU before.
He’s not sure if it makes sense, but it seems fun.
Sam wonders if Jen would get her mech, then proposes Lucina gets her horse to counter this (“They’re strong horses. I’m sure if you look at the scaling, one of them damages a god”).
Erin says the connections seem to make sense.
All of them really like it
>Dan VS Suction Cup Man (Dan Vs. VS Piemations)
John says they’re basically the same character, and he wouldn’t be surprised if Suction Cup Man was directly based on Dan.
Sam feels that a character who wears a helmet can’t be that strong, to which John responds that Suction Cup Man survived falling off of a 50-story building and escaped actual HELL
>Squidward VS Benson (SpongeBob SquarePants VS Regular Show)
Liam loves Squidward.
Sam says it makes sense, as they’re similar characters, but he thinks Benson is a better execution of that archetype (which is a statement that deeply upsets Liam).
Some further discussion of the two shows ensues.
(2/4)
>Dan VS Suction Cup Man
Holy shit I actually like this
>Dan VS Suction Cup Man
Would be pretty funny ngl. Dan stomps though
>Bandana Waddle Dee VS Krillin (Kirby VS Dragon Ball)
Everyone says it’s dope, but seems to be half-joking.
Sam really wants to use Krillin, considering him “the most successful Dragon Ball character”.
Erin and John say Bandana Dee might win via scaling to Kirby.
Sam doesn’t think this is Krillin’s best MU (he notes how he pushed for Krillin VS Saitama for a while before Ben and Chad decided on Popeye).
>Toko Fukawa VS Himiko Toga (Danganronpa VS My Hero Academia)
Liam and Lousy came up with Toko VS Scissorman as the most obscure MU they could think of that still made sense.
He says Toko VS Toga still makes sense, and they should do Danganronpa at some point, (Liam wants to really do Junko vs Joker in particular)
>Moon Knight VS Azrael (Marvel VS DC)
They don’t really have anything to say about the MU other then “it good”
>Kamen Rider Kuuga VS All Might (Kamen Rider VS My Hero Academia)
They aren’t familiar with Kuuga, but they think it makes sense from the connections.
>James Earl Cash VS Negan (Manhunt VS The Walking Dead)
They find Manhunt a deep cut (Sam doesn’t have a very high opinion of the game).
John wonders if Negan wins with Tekken scaling.
Liam wants to do a Death Battle that’s just very early 2000s video game protagonists, with him specifically citing Dr. Muto as a character he wants to see, while Sam wants Kurt Hectic from MDK.
>First matchup for the next Ballot Banter is Sailor Moon VS Cardcaptor Sakura.
(3/3), I appear to overestimate the character limit, oh yeah
>Goro vs Griffith
>Not Chris-Chan vs Griffith
Come on.
>Kuuga vs All Might
What the frick? What's the theme here?
They're not gonna do matches based on real people ever again let alone lolcows
>Sam doesn’t think Persona gets to Berserk’s power level, to which Liam and John immediately clarify that it’s actually the other way around
Liam and John are wrong though
nu persona is weak
i replied to the wrong thing. maybe I truly AM dr Peen...
Dear oh dear.
>More impressive than anything TARDku or Superb***h has ever done
Omni Gods, why are we so FRICKING STRONG?
Omniman is a good contender for having more inconsistent strength by the narrative than Goku.
I'm annoyed they wasted Omni-Man on Homelander instead of Plutonian where it would have been a real match.
Say what you want about Omnilander
It raked in views
I mean, I get it. They're leaning into pop culture and nobody knows who the frick Plutonian is at the moment since Irredeemable hasn't gotten any adaptations. But that makes me salty because of all the Evil Superman stories out there, it's actually the best one. Though the Boys TV show kicks the shit out of the comic by changing it up.
That's why they let Superman beat GODku btw
>in the comics Omniman beats the Guardians of the Globe easily
>in the cartoon he struggles against them
>later its shown that Omniman probably really should've had no trouble against the Guardians at all
>but then later in the comics Omniman loses to the Guardians
In the comic, Nolan no-diffed the Guardians because he got the jump on them.
In the “reboot” arc, they managed to get the jump on him instead.
It shouldnt have made any difference with how strong Omniman was shown to be by then.
I read somewhere that the initial fight against the guardians was always supposed to be a very high diff win for omni man and it was just portrayed badly in the comics.
Sounds like Superman inconsistency to me.
I'm not sure what the "pull" of a black hole would be at its accretion disk but it's probably extraordinary
And Nolan isn't letting it pull him at all. He only starts letting it when he decides to give up
>Omni-JOB
Bardock victim
Omni-GOD
Bardock killer
I'd like to point out that the first Goku vs. Superman was so unambiguously lopsided that it changed the format of the entire show. Before that episode they'd do all the math up front and then end with the fight. With Goku vs. Superman they moved the number crunching to the end because it would have been a spoiler otherwise. It's been like that ever since.
Which made no sense because Superman isn't even Saibaman level.
Why do people think that if a fight goes one way it must ALWAYS go that way every single time? Do professional boxers never have mixed records against each other?
I didn't say a fight should always have the same outcome. I said how much stronger Omniman is supposed to be than the Guardians is inconsistent.
Because most people here have never actually throw a single punch in their entire life, let alone actually have a serious fight.
I agree. My favorite kind of fights in stuff is always "if X and Y went this way that other character would've won." Like if Superman landed a heat vision beam there or Goku lands a ki blast there.
>Religious babble in our halls
lotta posts about characters resemble religiosity, to be fair
That's why I don't take these vs debates very seriously.
>AYO WHERE DEM ASGARD b***hES AT!?
Post the next page, it's even worse
this is so fricking racist you can tell a white guy wrote this
>white
a israeli white guy
Gokukeks...why is our series subject to do much NTR?
Trying to find a popular series that DOESN'T have NTR is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, in all the haystacks in US farmlands
The women are hot but they're all in committed relationships in canon. That begs for some creativity.
Kale, Caulifla, Android 21, Cheelai and Zangya aren’t, it’s not like someone HAS to resort to that gay shit, also even if they were self inserting is gay as frick.
I've noticed way more incest DBZ fanart than NTR. Granted, Gohan and Goten fricking Chi Chi counts as NTRing Goku but that's not really the point.
>DBSpics are into cucking and incest
Makes sense
>Schizophrenic accusations
Gokek sisters…
The limits…
What does this mean? What comment and why is it silly?
Ben said “superman has limits now” on Twitter and then the trailer talks about his infinite speed lol
The way to solve that would be to make speed a wash by calculating Goku's speed as also infinite.
>why is our series subject to do much NTR?
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"They're not going use goofball silver age feat" -some dumbass insider i think
The problem is even with the goofball SA feats Heroes still wins, because basically Heroes/Xenoverse deals with Peak Anti-Monitor tier threats. Even SA Supes can't solo Anti-Monitor.
I know nothing about Heroes/Xenoverse which makes me kind of annoyed if that happens to be what the result hinges on. It feels so...tangential. No different than using a random Elseworlds to justify Superman winning.
This makes sense logically but they’ll just say DC universe is gorillioms of times bigger and say Superman is equal to the entire cosmology
>/misc/ arguments in this thread
>When Superman is considered to be a israeli icon
>Same for Thor and other classic characters
>This was even referenced in the superman preview
... awkward
Post Lois cheating on KEKerman.
It's "cosmopolitan", chud.
Kratosbros…
Damn, the toons actually might do it
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Kratos
>clears throat
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Asura_(Asura's_Wrath)
Asurabros..
What'd I say homosexuals? Believe in the tooners.
We’ve still got like 400-500 votes to go, but I don’t think that Kratosura is going to be able to beat an 8% lead, especially since there’s no chance anyone is going to decide to switch last minute.
2002 Skeletor vs 2003 Shredder
Goofy villains turned dark and serious and into viable threats. Who wins?
Raven
>offmodel garbage
>not even brought up
>not even related to DC
>not even on model
The only reason you like Raven is because the 2003 Teen Titans, which is utter garbage. Real people know Raven wasn't apart of Teen Titans until the 80s. REAL DC fans know the Teen Titans 1966 Cartoon. Get fricked and don't even bother responding, hairless mammal.
>I'm going to play le contrarian because I can!
>plebbit filename
Jujutsu b***h....
Should've been israeliteisraelite Kekisen
>Sperging out and posting Raven out of nowhere
Yes.
A weak and mockery of the dark arts. Not even worth to lick my Sunrise counterpart's boot.
No one with a brain stem liked the anime wanna be Teen Titans. You only liked it cause it was your first exposure to the DC animated universe. There's a reason it was canceled. Now go look up your Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi theme cover, put your pacifier in, and let the adults talk.
>Contrarian posting again
But to answer your question, shredder would be fodder to skeletor. NEXT
QUIET MAMMAL, let the Skeleton and the Can Opener fight.
>Extreme fodder
Leave the halls at ONCE
Oh, how quaint, a hairless ape thinks they can threaten a raptor. See this blaster? It ended the world once. It can end it again.
>It ended the world once. It can do it again.
>When the TMNT can just block it with their swords.
Actually, in the first episode, it melted a tree to a liquid substance, on a molecular level, and it then seeped into the Earth's mantel, causing the lava in it to grow volatile, then causing the Cretaceous Extinction event. But uh, I don't watch Extreme Dinosaurs or anything...yeah....
>Tree level
>Chain reaction
Fodder
i don't listen to people who get cream pied by gohan
It wasn't so much of a chain reaction, it happened in a matter of seconds. It can also be argued that the Earth was already on the verge of popping like a pre-teen's zit at prom, and Bad Rap was just the catalyst.
SHUT UP I DO NOT!
Actually wrong. Thanks to nostalgia and someone posting the extreme dinosaurs in here, I went and watched it on peawiener. Bad Rap casually, with no aid of a suit or gizmo, walked on the moon, wasn't effected by the gravity, and could talk loud enough to emit noises in space. He also constantly survives being dropped in the Antarctic ocean, multiple times. Also survived being exposed to radiation, lava, having a Mayan pyramid fall on his head, survived being sprayed with liquid nitrogen and liquid oxygen.
But keep sucking Laird's wiener and shill the shells.
>Bad Rap casually, with no aid of a suit or gizmo, walked on the moon, wasn't effected by the gravity, and could talk loud enough to emit noises in space
That’s just what fictional characters can do in space
Not true. The extreme dinosaurs needed tech from a different alien dimension to provide them with a 'spray on molecular sealant that insulates and protects them from space radiation.'. An instant space suit as the triceratops said. The raptors didn't need it.
Let the two goof balls turned serious fight.
Fine.
>IESLB
ghostbros............
Get out of my head Satan.
You watch Extreme Dinosaurs, don't you, Moltar?
>Superman has infinite strength, speed, intelligence, and toughness!
>Goku can shoot a laser beam from his feet!
What the frick is this preview?
Weirdly enough, Otto talked about the miracle machine and goku shooting lasers from his feet in his prediction. Prescient?
It means Otto was secretly hired by Death Battle and has been hiding it from us
If Goku wins they're going to do like
said. Go through all of his standard DB/Z/GT/Movies stuff but then at the end be like "BUT WAIT!" and then show some Xenoverse nonsense that gives him the win. It's going to come off as stupid rather than therapeutic for Goku fans unless they're a bunch of short bus morons who don't see the irony of it all.
Goku doesn't need anything past the saiyan saga to wipe the floor with the strongest version of Supercuck.
But could Goku fight Super Slammu?
woah hey woah
his intelligence isn't infinite
He took 5 minutes to acquire ten years of medical training, it wasn't instantaneous. That works out to roughly a one million times intelligence modifier, which is well below infinity.
Did Dan Schneider wrote Goku's preview?
You don’t see the obsession with cucking in other anime/manga fandoms, just saiyan
One Piece, Berserk and Attack on Titanbros…
There is no canon cucking by the actual definition of the term in any of them
Bejitacuck..
Even the TT version was confirmed 18 on social media
>/misc/ image
I'm not attracted to kids anon.
>/pol/tard left the image on cache
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>Thread devolves into uninteresting nonsense when the shitposting dissipates
Every single time.
And of course "you didn't actually like this. I know this somehow" and "you can't have liked Teen Titans, it wasn't accurate to the comics from 50 years ago!" elitism
This thread is getting too serious
ENTER
Who
illiterateanon...
The name tells me nothing
Who is this b***h
You're killing me Anon
You don't get to die until I allow you to
Now who's this b***h
The funniest man alive
You have 5 minutes to list his best jokes
Fail and my continental AP will be unleashed on a random part of Earth
Well, well.
Which continent shall I ERASE?
Oceania.
Why in particular?
There's too many lethal animals in Australia.
Fair enough. Oceania... is no more.
Hopefully the world won’t have to fear the insanity that is Australia’s wildlife now.
Anon I…
China.
Those aren't continents moronbros.
China thinks it owns the Asian Continent, that's close enough for me.
Muttland
Could the extreme dinosaurs make team rwby submit to them in bed?
Could No Powers Goku beat Kuroki or Doppo in a purely skill based martial arts tournament
Probably not. Too much of his expertise is flying around, firing energy blasts and throwing random haymakers and high kicks
Goku was a pure martial artist in dragon ball and crazy raw strength and stamina. He was fine before Ki. He rarely used kamehameha
Yeah but we’re talking skills here. Stances, timing, precision, form
and you'd be putting him in conditions that don't match his experiences at all
Not even from when he fought Roshi?
When he was a child?
i don't recall roshi and goku having the same level of strategy, grit and expertise as doppo and kuroki when it comes to raw martial arts. doppo has techniques to make you blind and thoughtless, dislocate your jaw with a tap, undo the sutures of your skull, his skills are so good he countered dorian's illusion, he could tell that a man was a serial stabber, snuck into a military base and hid in a toy dinosaur, he subdued musashi's mental cuts, he gave sight back to a blind man with pressure points, etc
kuroki has no blind spots in his defense (does not mean he can't get caught off guard) and he countered everyone he fought in asura.
nah, thanks to Super now Goku is not an martial arts master but a dude that can punch very hard and very fast that doesnt know how meditation is important in training
Do you Space Ghost guys have any coffee because this thread is putting me to sleep right now.
.....Noooooooo....?
>siiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
Who should Linkin Park fight
Disturbed
If they really wanted to settle this they'd bring in Goku fans and Superman fans to independently crunch the numbers without knowing what the other was doing. Ben and Chad only being there to check everyone's math and referee. Then whoever loses can't say they were cheated since it was their own side deciding how strong the character was. It probably won't end the b***hing but it would make it look preposterous.
What makes the argument really hard is that Superman’s strength is quantified in the comics. They go out of their way to do it. It’s explained by bullshit science but it’s still something. Not the case for Goku and most shonen protags. If someone is fast or strong, they’re exactly just that.
Yup. Once you get off of Namek it's just a constant supply of enemies that are stronger than the last enemies but no frame of reference for what any of that means. Is there anything in Heroes or Xenoverse that has something concrete to compare to?
You don't understand at all, do you? I am the NIGHT homosexual. I will decimate this entire thread.
Hello, NIGHT homosexual.
would you like a jellybaby
I don't see why not.
You got a red one?
Goku being a bad dad has turned into a big meme, but he is genuinely an awful husband. He never cares what he puts his wife through and I don’t think there’s a single moment where he shows actual love for her
>Saying this when Goku got extremely pissed off after finding out what Zamasu did to her and his kids
Goku is somewhat like Homer in the first seasons, he love his family, but he doesnt know how to be a good parent. (until boo saga and super)
He was upset that Zamasu took his PROPERTY and TOYS away.
Does Chi Chi enjoy being Goku's property
He fricks her like a beast
Yes. Superman would be able to satisfy chi chi unlike gokek
Would he though? DC and Warner Brothers confirmed Batman is incapable of going down on women. It was confirmed he doesn't slurp the snatch.
Batman>Superman
Batman can't pleasure women
Do the math
Honestly, Batman having more hangups about being sexually satisfied makes total sense. Superman is a relatively well adjusted dude. Batman thinks that any moment of personal happiness is a betrayal of his oath to his parents.
TL;DR: Clark tongue tornadoes Lois's pussy. Bruce is ashamed to even be having sex.
Is that why Chichi's so b***hy all the time? Can't get off?
Chi-Chi being a 24/7 b***h is also a meme that isn't very accurate to the character.
She was only a b***h during the Saiyan saga and its aftermath. Her disrespect towards Goku makes her unlikeable
>Acts out during anime only filler
>This is enough to drive people to hate her to an absurd degree like the anti Chi-Chi gays
It was in the manga too
She puts on a bratty act in order to get CORRECTION from Goku later
Who wishes to fight Lion El'Jonson?
The fat guy from Ratatouille
Do the Primarchs have any viable MUs?
Angron vs Atrocitus is pretty good. Horus vs Roman Reigns seems ridiculous until you actually look at the connections and realize it's probably the best either could get.
Other ground pounders.
My HEROINE!
I know this isn't supposed to be that, but from a distance it looks like her arms are chained above her head.
We are talking about Wonder Woman, of course it is intentional.
You're pretty strong Captain Marvel but its time I end this.
uh mates why do I hear a shockwa
Kratos & Asura vs Tom & Wil E. Coyote
Who wins?
Asura no-diffs
Kratos cheers
I want to see Asura punching a giant, planet-sized Tom's fist and Tom just letting out the loudest scream possible
That or because he's in the vacuum of space, nothing comes out even if Tom's in agonizing pain
Probably Kratos and Asura. Tom and Willie arnt the type to morph others so their reality warp comes down to gags that probably couldn't damage Kratos or Asura. Tom being that big won't even help him against Asura. Asura and Kratos should be able to kill or seriously injury both Tom and Willie. Both have been shown to get knocked out and fear for their lives so they arnt immortal.
bruh
LUCKHAX
SHIT thread
Why is Batman so weak?
Because he is some guy in a bat costume.
WHAT the FRICK
You WILL pay for EXPOSING me. Alfred, make this one HURT.
You're full of shit, Batman is clearly vampric
Doctored footage.
Sorry, not me this time
He got surpassed by a fricking troon
Super Strength, Super Speed, Super sense, Infinite Stanina.
Ressurection
Magic. He's a vampire.
That is CLEARLY a second Batman. Think. How can he do ALL those things in singular nights? Almost like....there's MULTIPLE of him? It's SO obvious.
It's day time. That's why he wears a cowl, it protects his skin from UV.
KILL THE b***h
>Wile E Coyote vs Tom Cat
>Kratos vs Asura
If Ben came across you on the street and asked "Which one are you voting for," what would you answer?
I dunno who the frick Kratos and Asura are, so my vote goes to Wile E. Coyote vs Tom from Tom and Jerry.
Leak the result, no reason to WAIT
K,
Kratos solos Asura.
...'s daughter, causing Asura to destroy the GoW verse.
batbros...
Doesn’t heroes Goku unironically hax Superman? Couldn’t he stat-null him?
Ye
Nice fanfic. Superman resisted the Speedforce draining his speed and the Anti-life.
>the Speedforce
anti-feat for DC
mild doses of anti-life. full blown anti life would've consumed him instantly if batman hadn't used a black lantern ring to hax his cells
Cute
DC will never be an anime...
Good. Anime is trash.
Batman Ninja, that Suicide Squad isekai, Gurihiru, etc
>female
I sleep
>Goku vs Superman 3 after killing off The Doctor
Are they insane?
Super Anime > Heroes
Did the results dropped?
wtf is this?
The verdict got leaked on Discord.
Why would you post this here?
For attention. It's probably not real.
What's their reasoning
Okay which discord?
Duh DBScholars.. . Our response??!!???
>Gokubros… you were too wienery
>Goku: Greater variety in abilities
I really don't think that's true.
Goku does not have a greater variety of abilities wtf. This is fake
Considering they’re using Pre Crisis Superman, yea
Pretty sure current Superman (Rebirth/Future State) is greater than Pre-crisis.
Current Superman is literally just Pre-Crisis Superman, remember they killed of New 52 Superman, and brought Pre-Crisis to replace him. And then Pre-Crisis become Rebirth Superman.
He didn't die, they merged so Jon could be born.
What? I don't remember this. Last I heard of new 52 supes was that he was killed by a virus
>killed by a virus
I wonder who that reminds you of.
>they killed of New 52 Superman
why? what did he do?
DC is such a clusterfrick. What the frick is the point of this shit?
who knows. but the continuity doesn't seem very casual friendly and casuals fuel every industry
Capeshit is written by morons.
New 52 was uniquely stupid. They tried rebooting the universe but completely fricked it up. They tried to make it so that everything that happened in the DC universe condensed into a five year period but there were still four Robins. Meaning for it to make sense it would have to have been like an internship. And if Bruce was only Batman for five years then how the hell was his son Damien 12 years old?
No. Nu 52 merged with New Earth. And then he got his own Earth-52.
Dragon Ball backers don't get to claim that when the single feat they've used to get characters to bazillions of universes worth of power didn't actually destroy a universe.
You're in a thread about Superman vs Goku. Everything said about one is compared to the other.
Proof?
https://vsbattles.com/threads/death-battle-season-ten-discussion-thread-1-all-time-death-battle-spoilers-alert.151487/page-636
Thank you.
Superman has more experience across a wider variety of opponents. Goku by and large tends to fight people that fight like he fights.
t. never watched Dragon Ball, only DBZ
Compare who Goku's fought to, for instance, Lex, Zod, Manchester Black, Parasite, and Mxy. The "rules" for how to fight each of them changes.
Everything other than DBZ is filler
Really wish Goku fought more diverse type of opponents
DB would not use "immeasurable speed"
They've been starting to do that now that they're using toons like Spongebob and Scooby Doo.
>Weak to supernatural magic
I wish people would get this right. It's not that Superman is uniquely weak to magic. It's that he's subject to it's conditions. If you magically conjure a cage that can't be broken then Superman won't be able to break it because the spell said so. But if you conjure a cage without any special conditions then he'll tear it up just like any normal steel cage.
They can't get it right because not even DC can get it right. It's inconsistent.
>Sternritters rape Superman
Bruh
Their abilities work on him but realistically who's surviving him if he's serious about the fight? Gremmy jobbed to Kenpachi bragging, Haschwalth needs to take damage to reflect it back like what we saw in his fight against Uryu, and Gerard has a weak point on his cross. Superman's only win con against Yhwach is a speed blitz but even that I think should be easy, he just outstats Bleach way too hard.
>sternritters rape superman
>he just outstats Bleach way too hard
counterpoint: you know how speedsters "live" in the speed force, right?
soul society is just that but with spirit instead of speed (I don't know who did it first though)
so a) due to energy equalization, bleach characters can frick around with dc characters' souls just like speedsters do with their time therefore the stats are closer in this instance, and b) if superman can tank the speedforce then he can tank reishi manipulation and reiatsu.
you guys are both right and wrong
Will be hilarious when the episode drops and this segment looks exactly the same
>Greater variety in abilities
Bullshit.
Heroes Goku definitely has more abilities. He has hax game mechanics that bleed into the manga
Pretty sure it was made by some guy on VSBW.
Show the end if you're not fake.
I don't know if Superman's "much greater experience" is necessarily true. Goku is in his 60s at present and he's been fighting increasingly stronger and more unique opponents over the past 50 years of his life.
Also, the most convincing calcs I've seen show that Goku actually is stronger than Superman but so, so much slower that he wouldn't be able to hit Superman.
What calcs are you talking about? Not even being facetious. We rarely see anything from Goku that can be measured with any accuracy.
>more unique opponents
Like 90% of them are just flying bricks with energy blasts.
This is fake. I want Superman to win, but it's obvious by the text choices.
You can see the difference.
Nice photoshop. We already know Goku wins.
So based on the previews who have you guys got as the victor
Superman
All debates are a waste of time. Human beings are not consistent. You can post one image, ask two people what they think, and you'll get two different conclusions. This is why I stopped arguing with people years ago. People are too corrupt nowadays.
>Black person on X trying to be philosophical
A human is a featherless biped therefore this is a human. God, I fricking hate baboon brained Black folk so much.
>filtered by Nubian philosophy
>Smartest black man
Steals credits and put his name on real scientist's papers.
>goes on schizo rant over a simple twitter post
>proves his point
lol
Reality Blitzing Missible created by the Monitors.
which is useless as they did frick all to anything. we don't know what they're capable of. we do know superman strained himself moving a city sized construct earlier in superman beyond, though
Nice logic. Goku has never detroyed anything as big as a tree so he is tree level.
>MUH REALITY BLITZING MISSILES
CANONICALLY weaker than Perpetuflop
Here’s what’s going to happen:
>Both are wanked to the point where all their stats are immeaurable.
>It comes down to abilities and win-conditions.
>They go over counters (Superman tanking Hakai-esque Omega Beams to counter Hakai, Goku using instant transmission to travel between dimensions to counter the Phantom-Zone Projector, etc.
>Goku’s win-con is overpowering Superman.
>Superman’s win-cons are overpowering Goku, Lobotomizing him, phasing his molecules apart, mindhax and more.
>Since Superman has more win-cons he wins.
So, will they keep continuity between the other two superman vs goku fights?
>Are we really doing this again, Goku?
>I am even stronger now! New colors of hair!
They're not using MasakoX this time around as Goku's voice. That doesn't mean anything necessarily but it's a shame.
An Army of Clone Troopers (Star Wars) vs A Space Marine chapter.
Blasters will punch right through that armor.
I use to have a "friend" who twisted everything I said into something negative. Some people are just fricked in head. And the internet is full of them.
I hope the results are fake now. I want our shit posting to last a bit longer
Of course it’s fake.
Otto in full meltdown mode haha
OOOOOH He burps and he farts and he shits on the floor. And the wind from his ass can knock the knob off a door. On a cold winter's night, in the pale moon light, Batman carves his name in a bucket of shite.
Also his parents are dead.
https://us.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/watch-me_36178
Song that's used for the trailer. Actual track for the fight will be different.
father of a BEAST
are they using fortnite models?
I hope
Fortnite for Superman. FighterZ for Goku.
What I want to know is why, out of all S1 matches, did they decide to redo Goku vs Superman? Why not Luke vs Harry? Why not Doom Guy vs Master Chief? Why not Yoshi vs Riptor? Why not Zelda vs Peach?
They wanted a surefire click maker to help justify killing the subscriber sneak peek. The previous Superman vs Goku fights are their most viewed fights ever.
the first one is. deathstroke vs deadpool, spider-man vs batman, the first mario vs sonic and, surprisingly, godzilla vs gamera all raked in more views than gvs2
Mostly because Godzilla is an automatic crowdbringer.
Which is depressing because it means Toho can literally just slap him on anything and the masses will eat it up
I can't believe it's been over 10 fricking years since the first Goku vs. Superman fight. It was delayed a bit but the gimmick was that it was happening around the whole 2012 = end of the world Mayan calendar BS.
>end of the world Mayan calendar
this was funny. the date is wrong and the mayans didn't believe in such an end
oh yeah? were you there?
Yes in spirit form.
Duh. I'm a Time Lord
>were you there?
I hopefully believe you didn't imply mayans went extinct.
>saying this from Olmec clay
Bix nood, muhfugah.
The people are still around. Not so much the civilization
Otto's got the right answer, but I was thinking about something similar. With Ben's insistence on wiping the slate clean with this fight, it essentially means season 1 and 2 are irrelevant in a way. So what I was thinking is what other matchups or characters from the first 2 seasons should get another go around?
Bomberman was robbed.
All of the fights I mentioned as well as
>Pikachu vs Blanka
>Chunners vs Mai Shiranui
>Gaara vs Toph
>Yang vs Tifa
It seems weird either way.
>Scenario 1 - Superman wins: pointless battle then since it's his 3rd victory. Simply starting pointless flame wars and rubbing it in the face of DB fans.
>Scenario 2 - Goku wins. The previous two battles were either incorrect or wrong on purpose. Flame war begins. Did they give it to Goku to appease the angry fans? That'll be the talking point.
Seems like it's a no win scenario either way. My only guess is they pull a Scooby/Courage and have their fight interrupted/team up/beat the bad guy ending. That's probably the only way to get themselves out of the corner.
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they killed trillions of supergays' delusions.
Can't wait to see this explained for millionth time
It's Goku's only universe feat and it didn't destroy anything.
i always figured it was all a consequence of Beerus, the GoD with hakai Ki, fighting. like how in Hinduism the universe can end if a certain weapon is used against a certain god because good vs good would go against the principles of good vs evil. it's very likely Beerus and potentially Whis would've died if the universe was destroyed
You keep saying "I think," "It's very likely" which is a redflag.
i think, therefore i am. sharing one's interpretation of events shouldn't be discouraged because you happened to take offense by my verbiage
>i think, therefore i am.
NPD.
thanks, Freud
>Npd
Better people say "I think" than act as if any of this is concrete.
It blew up some planets. Though I put that more on Beerus than Goku, as Beerus still wasn't going full bore, but was probably using more power than he had in centuries.
How do you quantify this any better than all the other Goku fights?
The entire DCEU was a psyop.
Sure. Kino Manhunter adaptation any day now.
I see some people bring up the idea that IT traveling through another dimensions it can escape the Phantom Zone, but it feels like the Phantom Zone should have some kind of protection from just being teleported out of.
I can buy that considering there are at least a few examples of Goku teleporting back to Earth while dead. It seems more like he avoids doing it just because he's not really supposed to as opposed to not being able to.
Yes, but I doubt the Dragon Ball afterlife is all that well protected considering that most people aren't even supposed to have bodies in it (which Toei filler consistently ignored).
And I'm more asking how the Phantom Zone works.
If there is so many powerful fighters in the multiverse, how come no one destroyed their macrocosm yet? Imagine Magetta accidently hitting something too hard
Which pokemon type symbols are those?
Considering the likelihood that Toriyama wrote basically nothing for like 80% of them, I don't think they were intended to be all that strong.
Toei just wanted more episodes. There's a reason 'he was holding back' became a joke during the arc.
is Wile Vs. Tom about to win?
Let me boot up my alt accounts
>I don't know anything about you, but let me tell you what your motives are and then call YOU the narcissist
Mike deserved it btw
>Stayed in the cartel long after gus died
>Knew Walt was a loose canon
>Didn't have any back up plan to give money to his granddaughter which was his whole motivation to get into the cartel business to begin with.
Absolute dumbass.
Which is why he deserves to fight Paulie
>Possessed 6 times in one year.
DC is hinting that Batman is better off committing suicide.
Good. He kind of sucks as a hero.
He would be better if they just stop writing all this schizo shit.
At least he stopped the phoneposter from posting. Job well done.
They need to just go back to detective stories and not hire FRICKS like Chip Zdarsky.
https://bleedingcool.com/comics/big-batman-gossip-about-zur-en-arrh-failsafe-joker-dark-prisons/
Look at this. This is BULLSHIT. Chip is a shit writer. And I'm fricking sick of catwoman dominating all of Bruce's books.
I think he could be better if they gave him a villain to replace the Joker for a while. Everyone's kind of joker'd out, it seems.
It's not just the Joker, it's the character itself that's becoming unbearable.
The 2022 Batman movie was the closest thing I've gotten to a preferred Batman in a while. He was kind of moronic and failed alot, but I cared more about him than whatever abomination that replaced him in the comics.
I think it would really be a breath of fresh air if they reinjected some Adam West back into the property. Have the Joker flying around on a Joker-copter and throwing pies at the cops as he commits robberies. I don't think people are Batman'ed out so much as they're THIS Batman'ed out. People forget that even the Animated Series, as serious as it could get, still had a ton of goofy ass shit like Catwoman turning into a furry, sentient robots, and other cartoon nonsense that brought a lot of fantasy into the mix.
>Adam West
At this point, I give up. I would fully go back to a silly Batman if this means leaving at this demonic moronic shit behind. Even Merry Batman is superior to current Bruce.
I think what makes Batman work is when you aren't quite sure just how serious you're supposed to take it. People forget that Death in the Family where Joker kills Jason Todd, one of the most serious events in Batman lore, is immediately followed by Joker becoming Ambassador to Iran and getting Diplomatic Immunity as Bruce seethes.
That was played entirely seriously, anon, with the Ayatollah even appearing as the arch-villain.
Yes it was treated entirely seriously. But it was also objectively silly. Which is exactly how camp is supposed to work.
It wasn't 'camp', anon. It was pure propaganda.
Frick Iran.
Stay in your grave, McCain.
We'd all be better off if Bruce hanged himself
This would actually be a good match to do.
Nah, have Mike fight Paulie Walnuts for the Breaking Bad vs Sopranos heat
If Goku vs Superman isn't the final battle, what possible season finale could top the fight?
Light vs Columbo. Frick you.
Sukuna vs. Jiren
>Sukuna beat Gojo who zero-diffs all of Dragon Ball
Jiren is FRICKED.
Hercule Poirot vs. Detective Conan
Terrarian vs Steve
>pic
No one thinks this. Are (some) Terrarian players just autistic enough to think that Minecrafters have a grudge against them or something.
Galactus vs Unicron is the easy answer
People have no idea how fricking terrible capeshit is this point.
Yeah because the last thing I want to see is Batman getting lynched while catwoman does all the hard work.
Who am worst teammate for Bizarro?
DC. Since Superman's books have been climbing up the ranks in comic sales. Now they're starting inject that schizo shit that's being tarnishing Batman for years.
>While Superman struggles to save the lives of people who despise him, he's also battling the most powerful Bizarro of all...the one inside his own mind!
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Superman won.
Who's a good match up for Yujiro?
Shen Wulong considering the shit that's going down in Kengan