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Reminder:
>Dante since 5 loses to Bayonetta since 3
>Scaling is moronic when you apply it wrong
>Space travel speed is not fighting speed
That last one is especially fricking stupid
No. It's not. Just because you can plot out a course and recklessly blast ahead and massive speed, doesn't mean you can fight and maneuver tactically at that same speed.
It's completely fricking moronic. Travel speed is NOT fighting speed. Ever.
They were agreeing with you, dumbass.
That's what I mean
Sorry bud. Didn't mean ta.
>Still seething that Bayo will never be stronger than Dante
Toss a spacestation and we can talk featlet.
Survive more than 3 games against jobber-tier enemies, Bayocuck
Basic enemies in Bayo massively kbeat out the power of Dante's foes and that's before we get into how Bayo can just call in kaiju who fight on her behalf.
>Basic enemies in Bayo massively kbeat out the power of Dante's foes
Already wrong.
>Kaiju
Not a threat.
>Already wrong.
Nice cope bud. Dante fights shit regular humans with big guns can kill.
>Not a threat.
Right, sure something that can eat Dante and consume his demonic powerr and soul is "not a threat" even though he still has Bayo coming for his ass at the same time.
DMC guys are way too insecure. Live in harmony with the truth. Bayo is on a whole other powerscale and Dante isn't any less cool for that being the case.
>Dante fights shit regular humans with big guns can kill.
And regular humans like Luka and literal children survived the entirety of Bayo1/2's roster.
>Right, sure something that can eat Dante and consume his demonic powerr and soul is "not a threat" even though he still has Bayo coming for his ass at the same time.
Bayocucks forget the mechanics of their own game, kek
>Bayocuck mad when people point out they're wrong.
Start shit get hit.
>And regular humans like Luka and literal children survived the entirety of Bayo1/2's roster.
By running away.
>Bayocucks forget the mechanics of their own game, kek
Nopthing to forget. That's what demons of inferno do. They eat witches and each other to gain power.
>Start shit get hit.
Hit with you proving my point that you're an insecure frickboi who's gay for his demon daddy?
>By running away
Bayo enemies are so weak that humans and children can escape them, kek
>Nopthing to forget. That's what demons of inferno do. They eat witches and each other to gain power.
"Bayo coming for his ass at the same time." Bayo is vulnerable while summoning demons. Play the game, Bayocuck.
>Fuccboi
Bayotroony on top of a Bayocuck, kek
>Bayo enemies are so weak that humans and children can escape them, kek
Nah, they're angels who aren't out to kill people who aren't demons or witches.
Nice try though. Fricking lorelet, featlet brainlet.
>Ignoring the other points
>Getting the lore wrong on the first point to boot
Lol
Lmao
Bayocucks...
Bruh, just because you say I'm wrong doesn't make it true.
When you're wrong, just saying you're wrong is enough.
>Headcanon
Even if V wanted to kill Dante, impaling him with Sparda wouldn't do shit.
>The games story? Headcanon.
>My vswiki tier babble? Complete truth.
God I hate DMClowns.
>Inferring an impossible scenario that would never happen? Not headcanon.
>Resorting to wiki cope
Bayocucks....
So the super knowledgeable V was just lying and playing around when he was on the verge of stabbing Dante to death with his own sword? If your own headcanon starts to counteract what the story has put into place, you need to step back and reevaluate what you're saying.
>Stabbing Dante to death
Sparda wouldn't have killed Dante. He's been stabbed by more powerful swords, IE Yamato. Stabbing him with swords Sparda made literally makes him stronger.
>just saying you're wrong is enough.
nope. It's not. She just always only called them in when it was finishing blow time because there's innate risk in summoning them as demonstrated in 3. She dind't tell Hecatoncheires to frick up the spike and get awkward before gangfricking Golem. She just allowed that to take place and then in later games they've doubled and tripled down. There's even an accessory that lets Bjayo in gameplay is Demon Slave without becoming vulnerable. Which she could arguably use at the same time as calling ANOTHER Kaiju to just go ham the normal way.
Get fricking shitkicked moron.
>Bayo is vulnerable while summoning demons
They fight fully autonomously ever since Bayo 1. Demon Slave is just MORE options. Did you even fricking play the games?
More than one major setpiece in B2 involves her just setting and forgetting a kaiju that fights in the background for the whole battle just for spectacle. Sit down, shut up and stop making DMC fans look so fricking moronic. I'm one too.
>They fight fully autonomously ever since Bayo 1.
Wrong.
>Bro I'm totally a DMCfan...!
You're not even a Bayo fan, Bayocuck.
Meant this for you
Nah, it's hard canon that the angels genuinely love humans. They weren't gunning for Luka or Cereza even once other than attempting abductions for their boss.
Frick both of you insecure fricktards.
>Nah, it's hard canon that the angels genuinely love humans.
They don't and you genuinely haven't played the games if you believe this. The Laguna don't give a FRICK about humans and take and corrupt the souls of those who do earnestly follow them to create their mooks who they send to die in droves against Umbran Witches. Their entire plan in 1 is to revive Jubileus so it can restructure the Trinity of Realities to what it was before the First Armageddon so they can dominate existence for all eternity. They are explicitly utterly evil.
Read. The. Lore.
They love the humans.
>. Their entire plan in 1 is to revive Jubileus so it can restructure the Trinity of Realities to what it was before the First Armageddon so they can dominate existence for all eternity. They are explicitly utterly evil.
They love humans. READ THE FRICKING LORE DOCS.
They killed a guy. Not contradictory, you're just a low powerlevel shiteating frickwit who never read the lore.
Play the actual game
READ THE DEFINITIVE LORE STATEMENTS CONTAINED WITHIN. ANGELS. LOVE. HUMANS.
The rest of what you're saying is IMMATERIAL in the face of that fact. You're acting like they're malicious in an active way to all humans. Which means you never collected or sat down and READ the fricking LORE.
Jesus frick.
Well I would argue the lore is immaterial compared to the actual games which’s proves otherwise that they don’t love human
No all that proves is that they do bad things to the people they love.
Are you forgetting one the Beloved full on gets pedo-infatuated with Cereza? Or how they never kill a human on screen?
>No all that proves is that they do bad things to the people they love.
Yeah that’s not love
They don’t give a frick about humans
They do though. All humans who aren't witches get to live in heaven and the angels often come down to answer prayers and are known to grant holy boons.
READ THE FRICKING LORE FRICKFACE. ARE ALL THE BAYO DOUBTERS LOW POWERLEVEL FRICKS WHO DON'T READ THE LORE?!
>READ THE FRICKING LORE FRICKFACE. ARE ALL THE BAYO DOUBTERS LOW POWERLEVEL FRICKS WHO DON'T READ THE LORE?!
But they don’t. They even kill Luka’s dad. The angels fricking hate humans. They’re kind of buttholes
BRO YOU KILLED A DOG BEFORE, YOU HATE DOGS
Humans are their pets in their eyes. They only kills them when they need to. [Almost never]
Well yeah a guy who kills dogs probably doesn’t like them very much
No, he had a reason to kill the dog.
Bad faith arguing because I'm rudely shitcanning all you fricktards is a bad way to do this. How about you take the L and stop giving me (You)s.
I don’t know why youre mad about angels not liking humans
I guess ranchers hate cows.
Anon, the Laguna literally periodically harvest human souls to manufacture more angels. And given how many mooks Bayonetta kills over the course of 1 & 2, they probably harvest mankind like we do cattle. They are not your friends.
They still love us annd that means they weren't just gonna run Luka down. That's not how it works.
> literally periodically harvest human souls to manufacture more angels
Yes. But the point of this all is that it doesn't make them b***h made that Luka escapes them. It makes Luka impressive AND within the lore makes sense because they aren't overtly malicious in that way.
Given how things end up for Luka, the answer was always that Luka is extremely exceptional. So to scroll us way back 12 hours of moronation, no, the Laguna aren't b***hmade because Luka survived.
Play the actual fricking game, you delirious moron.
I feel like the Bayogay is also explicitly forgetting that the Angels flat-out murdered Antonio Redgrave in 1 - it's the entire reason why Luka hated Bayo in the first game, since he only ever saw her after she killed the angels that murdered his dad and assumed she was the one who did it.
Demon Slave doesn't give her more options because she needs to actively input stuff to have it keep attacking (in-game, you can only queue up to two moves before it automatically dispels if you aren't keeping it around) - the Homunculi flat out aren't a part of the Hierarchy of Laguna, so Infernal Demons by default don't give a shit about them and will rape Bayo's soul if it weren't for Demon Slave being a thing and a handful of her demons being genuinely loyal to her.
>because she needs to actively input stuff to have it keep attacking
There's an accessory for that.
All they did was shove ab enemy unit that's lore is specifically about being unstable.
This is the kind of petty nonsense that makes Bayodoubters look bad.
You literally got your entire setting massively depowered to the point that killing even a single Bayo collapses their universe in short order. Your average Homunculus mook isn't super strong, nor can they destroy cities very easily at all but any of them can kill Bayonetta dead or in Sigurd's case, oneshot her best friend across every instance in the multiverse simultaneously whilst being an old man confined to a wheelchair.
>Scaling is moronic when you apply it wrong
How would one correctly apply it?
In Boba Fett vs Predator, they seemingly implied that it's common for Boba to hunt Jedi. I don't follow the Expanded Universe/Legends, so I could be dead wrong on this one, but hearing them compare "the nature of their prey" just didn't sound right.
These may or may not be "good" per se, but:
>Ezio
The Prince, Garret (Thief), Corvo.
>Chris Redfield
Ash Williams, Tank Dempsey, someone from House of the Dead.
I'm not as fast as anybody I can hit or dodge. Scaling is a broad and general thing, not a space to find feats
He should have lost last time too dumb-dumb. The point is upgraded dante STILL loses.
>You literally got your entire setting massively depowered to the point that killing even a single Bayo collapses their universe in short order
Shut the frick up autist. That's irrelevant trash and you're a petty whiny little shiteater.
>He should have lost last time too dumb-dumb. The point is upgraded dante STILL loses.
Based on what?
He is far weaker, far slower and can't out timestop Bayo's who time stops are the same as his but can be used at will and even while already active. Dante can't throw space stations. Dante can't summon Kaiju who fight autonomously on his behalf. Dante loses at speed, strength and gimmicks.
It's like comparing Superman to Batman. They're different tiers. Don't be butthurt. Even the creator of both characters [one dude made both] says Bayo wins.
Witch Time isn’t time stop. It’s just moving fast, it’s why you can stack them
Dante's are the same if you look at the lore dumbshit. I'm not talking out my ass. Both his time powers are about speed and slow, only FUELD by time magic.
It explicitly controls time
Bayonetta is just kinda fast
No. It explicitly uses time to speed Dante and slow his foes.
FRICK YOU. READ THE LORE.
It’s why he says stay still
>He says stay still bro!
READ THE LORE.
Bayo's main power is a speed hack that can go FTL. You're stupid.
>far slower
Stopped reading here.
But Dante got upgraded?
Is there any condition where Michael actually wins?
Absurd nonsense giga wank of Thorne stuff. That's it. Even then that'd probably be more of a stalemate
Hacks Jason up like any literal child could and has
The only time that has happened is when young Tommy Jarvis shaved his head to disguise himself as young Jason which confused him since Jason early on was a literal moron. Even then, Jason just rose right back out of his grave later on since he can't actually be killed. Michael literally can not kill him.
>Even then, Jason just rose right back out of his grave later on
moron Tommy Jarvis revived him accidentally by sticking a metal bar onto Jason's corpse then said metal bar receiving a lightning bolt at the intro of Jason Lives.
How the frick did we get here from a movie about a mom’s revenge killings?
Yeah, and he came right back to life from his grave like I said moron.
You made it sound like he didnt need a third party accidentally reanimating the guy like he needs on every single movie.
That was human Jason and there was context. Zombie Jason rapes Michael. Uber Jason annihilates him.
Mispelling "Thorn" as "Thawne" and the Research Team giving Micheal all the powers of the Reverse Flash instead.
Ah, didn't get to make the new thread. Oh well, links.
Jason Preview:
Michael Preview:
Fight Preview:
https://streamable.com/zrxg7w
Travel Speed/Reaction Speed/Fighting Speed are all meaningless when it's infinite. You could even say that measuring it...well....It's no use.
>"Did someone call me, The Ultimate Mercenary? Is it time for my death battle episode?"
Who the hell could Infinite even fight?
I don't know if there's really a point to having him fight. It turned out he was just some sort of autopilot mode so the Phantom Ruby could cause havoc on it's own. Eggman just takes the Ruby back and uses it himself, so we never see Infinite again. Might as well just have Eggman use the Phantom Ruby in a fight. He made it after all according to Forces.
Isn't Heavy King with the Phantom Ruby more dangerous than Infinite anyways? Heavy King took the chaos emeralds to defeat and he could defy Eggman. Infinite lost to regular modern Sonic and the player character and was Eggman's b***h.
Meta Knight.
Why don't they ever use SCPs in fights?
What're they gonna show in the rundown? Scrolling wiki pages?
Because frick that shit
It's hard to do with collaborative public projects because everyone has their own canon.
This is also tricky because their only option would be footage from fan-made games and animations. There's no official character art to decide what most SCPs actually look like.
Who the frick would want to research it? Most of the supposedly powerful scps are nothing more than
>This SCP is so powerful it made the author write about it it's above real life and can never lose ever
Its all just gay fanfiction to see who can make the strongest big bad
What is the dumbest logic DB has ever used? And I don't mean in terms of calcs, I mean logic. Like
>Starscream always loses
And stuff
>Luigi not being able to pull out a radish in a dream = weak
I mean, he would've lost against Tails anyhow, but at least let him edge out in strength.
characters stats in dreams don't change in Mario as shown in Dream Team
dream radishes could require a scrillion suns to move though
Luigi rapes Tails, even moreso now.
Luigi goes GREEEEEEEEEEEEEN only to be swatted by Bara Tails
>"Moooom, anon is inventing headcanon again!"
Well they said Dante is basically invulnerable since he nosells impalements and then proceeded to look moronic when a lazy dude in a chair punched him so hard his sword blew up and he took a nap for a week
>Invulnerability and regen factor means never getting knocked out
Bayocucks are really reaching.
I'm pretty sure
>Surviving impalement = invulnerable
is a lot more moronic than
>Getting knocked out =/= not invulnerable
>Getting knocked out for a few days by a demon empowered by millions of sacrificed humans, then getting up with no side effects doesn't make you invulnerable.
Re-read my post, you moron. Dante was also going to get stabbed to death by Z or whatever his name was, so don't try to pull that invulnerable shit.
It's still sand
Gotta be this one. Toph was my first waifu and even I gotta admit she gets blitzed against Gaara, who can levitate off the ground with his sand anyway.
reminder that at the time it was 100% possible for them to have Toph win without downplay but they fricked it up
I've only seen a few fights, got bored and almost never saw DB again, but I've always found Goku and Superman being ok with blowing up planet earth and continuing like nothing happened was pretty ooc for both characters.
Scorpion somehow being unbeatable on the Netherrealm despite that he's got his ass handed to him by Raiden whose weaker on other realms, Kung Lao or Johnny Cage twice if you count other media, while also not using his stronger appearance that's Hanzo Hasashi, the guy also is implied to have died on the Midway timeline at the Armageddon battle.
lazy OP putting the same quotes once again
That was hole
There are other known songs from Friday the 13th apart from Alice Cooper's
>Love is a Lie
or
>Darkest side of the Night
From Hallowen there's either
>Mr Sandman
or
>Love Hurts
Those are good but not like ABOUT them
There are the songs from Ice Nine Kills band but I personally dont like em'
Kid Michael kills the camp counselors having sex then resorts to living in the woods until 1980 he starts a killing spree
Jason Vorhees breaks out of the asylum at 21 to avenge his mother's death at the hands of Laurie Strode (? he isnt interested on attacking Loomis because he is secretly Jason's dad on this timeline
Two things in the Megaman Battle Royale.
Megman X using the Mother Elf was a projectile attack, and the speed feat they gave .EXE which was dishonest on multiple levels.
I just now remembered one that didn't sit right with me and it's this fight.
Main reason is by Death battle's own logic that they used in the episode Thor should actually oneshot. If I remember correctly Thor and Wonder Woman were put around the same tier of strength but they gave Diana at best continent level durability which shouldn't be a problem for Thor.
they said her strength was higher due to....i forget what. i know they only gave Thor planet level strength due to the serpent thing. and Diana got the speed advantage from the shards flying at her from across the universe.
iirc though, the controversial part came from their reasoning that "Diana is weak to stabbing weapons, which Thor doesn't have, ergo Wonder Woman wins." Which, is pretty fricking moronic, to put it straight. Like, it's on the same level of moronicness as "ganon can only be killed by the mastersword so gg bowser Ganon winz kek."
Still a little salty about that episode. Main reason why I want Bowser to come back and not have a shit episode
They made Diana 1/3 of planetary because she pulled Earth alongside "limitless" Superman and "I shapeshifted a huge torso and multiple arms to pull more weight" MMH, meanwhile they made the Midgard Serpent by comparing it to an anaconda despite the MS having much much heavier proportions. They also omitted that Jormungandr, if you take those events literally (I don't) was actually long enough to reach Midgard from Asgard and the fodder on his back crossed that distance in moments so there was no reason to restrict Thor to the galaxy throw feat in the first place. IIRC they said she can cut atoms with her sword (she can only do this with Superman's super vision and bodily steadiness)
More importantly they ignored the time he and Herc armwrestled so hard they threw a planet off orbit and that he once lifted the weight of several planets being pushed onto him at once via a magic beam
I think they were pickier about statements back then. The arm wrestling thing always interested me though. How strong would that even be? Because it's not an explosion, whatever it is is contained to the interplay of two arms gripping each other
Well they also ignored that Hulk bore the weight of an entire star, they tend to do that for Marvel.
That story isn’t canon
See, it’s a side story where the writers try to answer who is stronger but they end up giving up and say they would stalemate
the company printing out a "this is what would happen" to answer a query should be taken into consideration
Not when it’s a joke.
>a joke
i ain't laughing.
They also ignored that Thor can contain 1/5th of the Big Bang at the expense of his own life. Say what you will, the explosion did not leave his little wind cage
Superman has no limits because he's designed to be the goodest good guy ever.
Limitless Superman when he has lost plenty of times before. That said I can let this slide a little as this felt more like an excuse and what they meant to say was "no we don't want to fricking do this match next time Goku gets another form"
Alternatively, Dio being able to mind control Dracula who had no sold dividing by zero. Not even with the flesh buds either, just the eye stare
Pikachu getting eaten because haha
>scale to Giratina
Wow mk jobs hard. Not as hard as sf to mk lol
Carnage surviving a doomsday bomb doesn't mean he'll survive big fist.
>Sora and Mickey are faster than light because or Ven's heart moving through space or something
That's not how that fricking works in any context. Hearts in KH aren't their physical bodies, Ven didn't have his body at the time, even if he could move that fast he wasn't then.
Gattzu is inferior in all categories but he beats Nightmare because I just feel like he would 🙂
>Toonforce
This goes to all of you, who espeically them
You think the Spongebob writers sit around thinking, "haha Spongebob is actually this god-level threat who could totally beat Goku and Superman because we're making a silly episode where Patrick pulls on a magic string that unravels him from existence and uses it as dental floss"
The Popeye one was especially bad, because Popeye winning because he ate some spinach is the fricking point of Popeye.
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T QUANTIFY IT IN A STRICT NUMERICAL HEIRARCHY LIKE MUH gayONBALLZ AIYEEE
lmao
case in point.
>Dragonball Z
Has Toonforce in the form of characters like Arale and Tori-bot
>Naruto
Has Toonforce in the form of Rock Lee's shitty spin-off thing
???? are Toongays moronic?
Popeye is based though, so he gets a pass. Plus he killed Saitama, so it's cool.
>a lot of shitty characters on the right
Frick off. Toonforce is for autists with mental illness and bad taste.
Also Shaggy outside of Multiversus doesn't even have Toonforce.
Pic is from a bafflingly moronic crossover, but it shows what happens to muh toonforce when exposed to serious stuff.
Also, Wallace and Gromit? Are you fricking kidding me?
>Calling Popeye, Gumball, Spongebob, The Mask, Bugs etc shitty
Anon, where do you think we are?
>toongay thinks that the previous anon called Popeye shitty when he said the exact opposite
Toongays are beyond help.
Speed calcs they have done number of times.
>Character has Light reaction speed because of laser attack, clearly shown to be telegraphed
>Character’s speed feats happen during gameplay
>Game villian has light speed reactions because they can match the protagonist whose light speed reactions are from telegraphed attacks during gameplay
>Character traveled from edge of the universe, did so in a few days, and is shown chasing a character both characters are clearly not going anywhere near the speed of sound, let alone several times the speed of light
>If a character beat a speedster character, no matter how they did it, that character is now as fast as the character whose main gimmick is being fast
>Every single fight, everyone is maxing out their stats no matter the scenario
Honestly, one of the few light speed gameplay feats that I'm willing to accept is Soma (and Julius, Alucard and Yoko) being FTL thanks to being able to dodge Paranoia's lasers (that explicitly bounce off of mirrors).
In addition to maybe Charlotte and Jonathan being FTL thanks to them both being able to dodge Medusa's petrifying gaze by just turning around when she opens her eyes... which is a really fricking weird feat when you think about it.
Jason and Michael swap worlds
How do they do
Jason kills everyone in his path on the way back to Crystal Lake
Michael kills everyone in Crystal Lake then just wanders out to be a murder hobo.
Thrilling answer I know
Really though
>It's something Ultraman would think of doing given his experience.
What the frick are you talking about?
Also think of dialogue/execution for that kill
>What the frick are you talking about?
Ultraman is no stranger to thinking outside the box to defeat enemies, sometimes inventing new powers and tactics right out of the blue.
>Think of dialogue/execution
What else?
>HEHHHH
(flips backwards)
>SCHWACHHHHHHH
(fires spacium ray)
The fear of water is bullshit they pulled out of their ass.
Does Michael really have no way to iwn
Need a clarification: How consistent is Jason's fear of water? I haven't seen every movie, but as far as I know it only comes up in Freddy vs Jason.
In the main series he doesn't seem to have any problem killing people in the water.
outside of freddy vs jason, it's non existent.
It's not even consistent in Freddy VS Jason. He is chill walking out of the water in the ending.
Isnt that implied to be on dreamworld since Freddy winks while being headless on the camera?
Freddy could survive as a skeleton in the real world so why not a head
I think he's supossed to be controlling the skeleton or smthin like that from it, also Jason was limbless when he stuck his own arm through Kruegger's chest
Jason heals, it’s a whole plot point in Jason X
Not from limb loss until the machine heals him
He does heal from that instantaneously on some comics adaptation but that comes after the movie and to be frank, most horror media comics are kinda ridiculous, I mean Jason somehow grows his hair on the same comic later or Michael walking off a building explosion on the comics made by Chaos
Sadly they’re using said comics as reference data as shown in the Jason preview.
i always assumed Freddy was doing something to Jason's mind because it doesn't make sense. He's spent YEARS underwater and has never been afraid of it
Nah, he has some type of audio flashback when he hears the water coming on Jason Goes to Manhattan, he hears himself as a kid
>Mommy, please dont let me drown
didn't he start that movie in the water? i'm pretty sure he swam to NYC too lol. Jason deserves better than this writing and the shit kills in that movie.
More or less, he didnt swam all the way to NYC but clinged and got aboard the yacht that went there (dont ask me how a lake has a marine exit to sea).
Honestly, Jason Goes to Manhattan was so shit it got retconned on the next movie, so maybe it was a what if scenario?
Jason Goes to Hell is not even a Friday the 13th movie though, actual Jason has only 4 minutes of screenplay and you might have swapped Jason with Kruegger on this movie and things would work the same.
Was that kid really Jason? Dont remember much of the film since all Friday the 13th films minus reboot are shit since part 5, but the kid had hair and wasnt deform like Jason
Yeah... It makes no fricking sense. Presumably it was Jason even though it didn't resemble him at all. Maybe the toxic sewer waste somehow cured his deformities? I don't know man the later movies get really fricking stupid. The best explanation for why I've seen that he becomes a normal kid is that they killed him which removed the demon that has been with him since he was a child and gave him his deformities but even that makes no fricking sense since he comes back as a killer zombie man in the next movie again.
They have like 3 different kids playing Jason and the original ending was even more moronic with having a child Jason crawling around in Jason’s mouth as the toxic waste wave was coming at him.
BRING ME b***hIDORAH!
Deathwing is for FF XIV Bahamut
お前はもう死んでいる
>Fanfic "Ghidorah"
Yeah eldritch Ghidorah is not what they would send against him. He's an outlier.
>he fears the noodles
Well in Warcraft ghosts and other intangible beings can be hit, plus even fanfic Ghidorah isn't a planet buster.
planet buster or not, he's able to act on our realm and not be retaliated against. He might be haxxy enough for Deathwing or whatever that frick's name is
Literally less feats than Greeza
Godzilla in Hell could planet bust EZ. He fought Ghidorah in Hell and was killed by him a few times, along with Destoroyah
>Non-canon fanfic
Is this all Godzillagays have?
Do you get off calling official media fanfiction?
Since when were comics canon to the movies? Oh right, never.
So do you?
so what you're saying is everything after the Showa era is fanfiction since it's not canon to the Showa era?
Yes, because Showa era is its own version. Heisei and Showa are fanfiction to each other because they aren't the same continuity or Godzilla. I'm sensing some capeshittery here with you wanting to composite 20 different Godzillas into one.
I mean they've already done that before and even for a specific version like for Kiryu getting Kiryu Saga stuff and comic stuff
>fanfiction
You have completely devalued the meaning of this term.
That's not what fanfiction and non canon means lmao
Have you seen any episode of Death Battle at all? Without skipping the research part?
No, I always skip the introduction because it’s full of dumb shit.
>”According to our calculations Dio is 3000x faster than light and his lunches can rewrite the space-time continuum and he has an impressive wiener.”
I have no interest in listening to their headcanon fanfiction. I only watch the animations and reasoning (or lack thereof).
Same. All they really had to do to give Dio the win over Alucard is giving him LS. Making Alucard ho level 0 is easy since Dio had a counter to most of his shit. But they had to fricking makw the guy 1500x the speed of light or whatever.
So, Scorn's cut and scrapped content shows us what could've been possibly the single strongest survival horror protagonist, even among stuff like fricking Resident Evil. Unfortunate that they only included like one tenth of that power in the game.
Just for clarity's sake, said unused content paints a picture of a human meat grinder who fights through one of the most hostile and precarious environments in the horror genre, like a survival horror-y version of the fricking Doomguy.
Does Gon still clap?
Havent been keeping up with Hero but I heard he got a lot more powers and there is the mobie stuff where he did some crazy feats.
That said I think Contract Gon still swats him.
>Deku now scales to Prime OFA via Shiggy, who was eating nukes
>Deku himself could create attacks larger than islands, and break apart gigantic metallic structures in a single hit
>Still scales to weakened OFA, who was busting out storm creating punches
>Can now alter the speed of objects and himself through quirk bullshit
Yeah I'm thinking Deku wins.
Oh, shit well good for him Hunter x Hunter fans rage will be new at least
What the frick happened to MHA, I dropped it as soon as the multiple quirk shit popped up
>I dropped it as soon as the multiple quirk shit popped up
I still don't understand this complaint. How do you stop someone with every power under the sun without getting some more powers yourself to combat this? Character developing wise yeah its kinda of fricked, but Deku is going to need it to deal with whats to come
I honestly have a feeling Gon vs Izuku could happen this season if not then early season 10 at the latest.
From all the buffs Deku just shits on Gon now apparently and it's not like Gon will get any new shit anytime soon.
Deku shits on regular Gon, but CHAD Gon might have a shot.
It's possible but then the fight just becomes their version of Vegeta vs Super Shadow. All Deku has to do now is survive long enough for CHAD Gon to wear off and Gon is fricked
Given the way the HXH contracts work it's a kind of different from game mechanics sonic super form. He'd have to deal with him and he'd have beyond Pitou speed.
I think I figured out why Jason just isn’t scary like Michael
They make him more like an antihero half the time than a villain
It’s the machete
It’s like a goddamn sword. Swords are heroic
He's not scary because along with every other slasher villain they have a dozen movies and they're all more campy than the last and most of the deaths are comical. The stories don't take themselves seriously. It's why The Exorcist is still remembered as being scary even though that movie is old as frick.
Vomiting is funny
Yeah Jason gets sympathy points compared to Freddy who's a kid diddler, and Michael who's just pure evil.
Of course.
Michael is "I'm evil just because I am okay?"
Jason is "But really society is to blame for all of my woes"
At the end of the day, Jason is just a big deformed moron who never got the help he needed as a child.
Jason still kills innocent people on the movie, but Freddy goes onto torturing or even diddling his victims before killing them
>waifu
dont be a virgin anon
>dont be a virgin anon
Where do you think we are?
>dont be a virgin anon
That's not (legally) up to me
I haven't watched Death Battle in about a decade. What is the consensus for most entertaining episodes?
>TJ Combo vs Balrog
>Thanos vs Darkseid
>Goro vs Machamp
>Ganondorf vs Dracula
These are all good/valid outcomes and great animations
now that Sonic isn't a jobber franchise on Death Battle anymore, does Blaze have a chance here?
No, because DC is at the top of the Death Battle wank hierarchy. Only Marvel is sometimes allowed to win.
Blaze is for Cynder from Spyro
What fights do you guys disagree with besides the popular ones? For me, its Link vs Cloud 2, Eggman vs Wily, Deadpool vs Deathstroke, and Batman vs Ironman
Alucard vs. DIO makes no sense having the outcome it had.
>Dio vs Alucard - Alucard was horribly represented and downplayed while Dio was megawanked
>Jonathan vs Tanjiro - basically the same as above
>Hercules vs Sun Wukong - Louxi rigged the fight and got debunked by a real researcher lmao
>Kirby vs Buu - Buu was giga downplayed
>Bowser vs Ganondorf - Ganon only won because of a stupid NLF
>Hulk vs Doomsday - Hulk was downplayed and Doomsday got NLF wank
>Carnage vs Lucy - Carnage was mega downplayed
>Venom vs Crona - Venom was downplayed
>Dr Strange vs Dr Fate - Classic Strange would rape Dr Fate but Death Battle has an extreme DC bias
>Daredevil vs Nightwing - Daredevil could beat Batman in a fist fight, no idea why they thought he'd lose to Nightwing
>Sasuke vs Hiei - Sasuke was robbed even though no one likes him
>Sanji vs Rock Lee - Lee was robbed blind
>Hulk vs Broly - Even with some of his best feats Hulk was still downplayed to look like fodder
>Batman vs Iron Man - They left out Batman's most powerful suit for some reason and had Batman lose because of idiocy
>Akuma vs Shao Khan - Planet level Shao Khan lol
>Scarle Witch vs Zatanna - Durr Zatanna is omniversal even though she's a mid tier sorcerer in DC
vs Sun Wukong - Louxi rigged the fight and got debunked by a real researcher lmao
Debunked? No, he just said that Sun didn't have infinite strength and that the jump was just an allegory for teleportation, but he'd still win because his arsenal and immoralities just raped Herc. Seriously, what was Hercules going to do against someone just entering his body?
That was literally the opposite of what he said but whatever you say, Louxi.
Tsk tsk tsk, come on now anon. Jim DID debunk the moronic shit Lousy said, as well as the fact that they didn't (and still haven't) sourced his blog anywhere in the video, but Herc was still flat out of luck when it came to actually having ways to kill Wukong.
https://journeytothewestresearch.com/2022/06/18/hercules-vs-sun-wukong-death-battle-analysis/
Re-read for yourself if you want
He did say that something like the Hydra Venom could potentially kill Wukong if it made contact with him, but using "kill" is being generous, since it just makes you wish for death.
You dumb homosexual, did you not read the interview Otto had with him? Jim basically said Monkey doesn't have infinite strength or speed and he doesn't know if Monkey could actually beat Hercules because he doesn't know enough about him.
That's literally what I said in my original post. Dear fricking GOD why can't Ottards read properly.
>>No, he just said that Sun didn't have infinite strength and that the jump was just an allegory for teleportation
Stop having such immense knee-jerk reactions to fricking nothing you ape-brained dumb dumb.
>moron can't even remember his own post
This is what you said, moron:
> No, he just said that Sun didn't have infinite strength and that the jump was just an allegory for teleportation, but he'd still win because his arsenal and immoralities just raped Herc.
Jim never stated one way or another on whether Monkey could actually win and considering Herc had the stat advantage he likely didn't make any conclusions since he was a Monkey fan.
And all of what I said was correct.
>Sun didn't have infinite strength
Stated by Jim himself.
>The jump was an allegory for teleportation
Aka, instantaneous travel.
>His arsenal and immoralities raped Herc
Showed proof of the immoralities part, and Jim HIMSELF said "Wukong could just fly inside Hercules body and frick him up lmao". But I understand that you're part of Otto's discord, so you only accept statements when they benefit the horse you're backing, so I'll put this next part in simple terms.
Can Sun fly into Hercules' body and kill his mortal side?
Yes.
Could Sun outlast Hercules and avoid his strikes until he eventually wears the God down in order to swipe a Hydra arrow?
Yes.
Could Hercules stab or dab Sun with a poisoned arrow and make him wish for death?
Yes.
Could Hercules punch Wukong 72 times in a row, assuming that he always hits the real Wukong, before the latter just flies inside of his nose?
Just to be generous, we'll say yes.
Now, which one has a far more consistent wincon? Take your time to answer. Or you can immediately reply with no actual argument and just keep screeching at me like an autist. Either way, I don't really care.
>[headcanon]
You truly are a disciple of Louxi. What's stopping Herc from red misting Wukong repeatedly until he dies since he has infinite strength and is hilariously faster?
>Speedreads my post so fast he didn't even see the part where I said Hercules could kill Wukong 72 times in a row
You're clearly just replying for the sake of garnering my attention, so I think we're done here.
I accept your concession yadda yadda you're moronic blah blah blah kys etc etc etc. There's your ebic internet argument, now go away and bother some other poor sap.
Why would I bother reading the post of a moron that is performing mental gymnastics because he doesn't want to admit he was wrong? You were wrong, learn to accept it.
IIRC Jim said he didn't know enough about Heracles to hazard the assumption that Wukong would win or lose, and provided a number of potential strats Wukong could use
>Disagree with Batman vs Iron man
Would you say the Final Batsuit is stronger than the Hellbat? does the godkiller mk 2 still counter it?
Didn't the Hellbat suit take beatings from Darkseid? Final Batsuit is above that and even has fate manipulation powers or some shit.
>Didn't the Hellbat suit take beatings from Darkseid?
Yes
Hellbat went toe to toe with Nu52 Darkseid who is just an upstart and nothing more. What the FB has is the ability to rewire cells IIRC and they made note of this in the episode but said it wouldn't work anyway because of something involving Mephisto
Didn't New 52 Darkseid fight the Anti-Monitor? Wasn't that when the whole "true darkseid" started happening?
Marvel cosmics>>DC ones. Adam vs Apoc shows they scale the death seed and Phoenix force higher. So Tony can take them + celestials, Bruce would be a cakewalk in comparison.
Tony got dunked on by the Celestials though, and I'm pretty sure True form Darkseid is above any Celestial.
Bruce was getting his ass kicked by Darkseid. Tony just had better tech overall and is better at dealing with avengers level/earth destroying treats than bats.
Bruce actually did some damage to Darkseid while Tony got fricked by the first celestial he ran into.
Yes, and got his anus pounded, but this was after muh true form (which nobody actually understands). But you must understand Monty is a Supergirl level fighter who was never multiversal under his own power
Who are good matchups for: Dr. Neo Cortex, Ezio Auditore, Sly Cooper, John Rambo, Ocelot (metal gear), Chris Redfield, Tony Montana, Sackboy, Jacket (hotline miami), Roxas/Ventus? Can't think of any for them tbh.
>Cortex
Dr. Nefarious (Ratchet & Clank)
>Sly Cooper
Lupin the Third
>John Rambo
John McClane (Die Hard)
>Tony Montana
Tommy Vercetti (Grand Theft Auto: Vice City)
>Jacket
I usually see CJ (GTA: San Andreas)
>Sackboy
Roblox guy?
>Cortex
Wily
>Tony
Michael Corleone
>Sly
Rouge
>Sackboy
Roblox guy
>Jacket
Kingsman and taken guy
Ultron (Marvel) vs Brainiac (DC)
Sigma (Mega Man X) vs Sovereign (Mass Effect)
Whens this shit dropping?
Right now!
1 P.M Eastern on Rooster Teeth for premium members. 1 P.M Easter on Youtube for everyone.
https://mega.nz/folder/zc4gBIQL#NrVixNe99LJ0KkQQVqMwmg
Use that link because it's going to be updated with the Death Batle.
Tom the Cat vs Wile E Coyote
>toonshit
Frick off.
...No.
Toonshit is pure autistic homosexualry.
Cynthia (rugrats) vs Plank (ed edd n eddy) is gonna be your april fools ep and you're gonna like it
>calcs explaining the weight and durability of an avgerage plastic doll vs a piece of 2x4
>its time for a DEATH BATTLE!!
>5 minutes of silence with these 2 staying still
>plank falls over Cynthia, still silent
>KO!!!
Kino
I've never watched any of those shows.
Cynthia is a barbie like doll that a character talks to and Plank is a plank of wood that a character talks to. Neither do or say anything and aren't alive.
Man idfk imagine Howy Dooey vs Kermit or some shit. The match up wasn't cereal ok?
BRING. ME. OZAI1
Herc vs Wukong is the worst episode because it made internet autistics argue about the least interesting parts of mythologies neither has the academic ability nor intelligence to speak on.
Why can't Bayonettagays take an L?
Bayo was probably the first vidya girl to make them coom. Pls no bully their waifu!1!
>superman
>thor
>sentry
>shazam
>wonder woman
>goku
>featherine
>ger
>anti Spiral
>alien X
>darkseid
>thanos
KNEEL!!
There is only one man that Beyonderbro acknowledges as a friend...
Finally, a real challenge.
Still weak to retcons, Beyonder?
>manifestation of multiverses
>above molecule man
>who scales above manhatten
>who scales above batkek
>whos the strongest antag prime time has ever faced
>thinking beating batjobber means he stands a chance against this BEAST
BeyonderChads Rise Up!!!!
>Manifestation of Multiverses against a man who obliterated the multiverse in one strike.
>oooh he punched batkek
Read this and lol at batkek's patheticness
>weak to retcons
I thought Prime was supposed to be a reader, not a non-reader. Beyonder retconned himself.
He didn't do this lmao. As a matter of fact he and 9 other powerhouses were needed to stir the planet Earth previously in that same storyline, which is perfectly consistent with Batkek and Perpetua fighting with planets
>Everything in the universe is turned upside down and jumbled like a greatest and worst hits album
Kino
>one of the db guys animates sbp vs batkek
I'd watch it repeatedly
Who?
>Beyonder retconned Anon so that he doesn't remember him
>Rouge the bat vs Catwomen
Non marvel Bat vs Cat let's go!
Mad Max is for ____?
Snake Plissken
Crocodile Dundee?
Dundee is for Ace Ventura.
>Prime pummels the Beyonder
>he's revealed to be a mutant-inhuman hybrid again
>Prime lives out his life from that point
>he remembers that the Beyonder was a cosmic cube, not a mutant-inhuman hybrid
>wtf.jpg
>years later he remembers that the Beyonder was an Ivory King child unit
>he goes off the deep end because things don't make sense anymore, his memories don't line up with his past
>he lives out the life of a madman and eventually dies a timely death
>his last memory is of having never fought the Beyonder
>the Beyonder retconned the fight before it happened
>the Beyonder retconned the fight as it was happening
>the Beyonder retconned the fight after it happened
>Prime never fought the Beyonder
>Beyonder wins without fighting
Can't lay a finger on the One From Beyond.
this is some deranged shit that would’ve been written in the 90s
Prime is immune to being affected by Retcons, like Psycho Pirate.
He knows how they work.
Deadpool has 4th wall awareness and he still got affected. Prime is not immune to retcons...
Prime is a step way above Deadpool.
His whole thing with going insane for a time stems from the inability to be retconned.
He's just a butthurt boomer who happens to be gen z-aged.
the beyonder retconned real life too. otto used to be black and i'm 100% sure of it but now he's some kind of zambo
>M-muh retcon punch!!
Hahaha!
Except Prime is a reader self-insert, he knows all about the retcons.
Beyonder is for Hal Jordan
The only difference between homosexuals like Beyonder and gays who get wanked off and then disappear like Synnar, the Marquis of Death, and Imperiex is that Beyonder stockholm syndromed people into liking him.
Weebs, let's see vidya and anime's best answers to Spongebob and then POPEYE!!!
Bayosisters...don't look...a heavy combat unit loses to medieval tier shit
>Multiversal battering ram
I had no idea the Bayonettaverse was so powerful… Wait, my knees?! They’re bending on their own!
Who can Sarutobi Mirai fight now that she's popular?
Who should she fight?
>generic moeblob
Battle for who can be the most kawaii
What's your thoughts on this verdict? I see a lot of people were all over the place about this one but
Scout is literally God's gift to women and cannot permanently die. Tracer legitimately has no wincon.
> in Jason analysis, during Jason vs Freddy part, Boomstick will say that this guy (Freddy) is cool and ask if they gonna make episode about him one day
> during Michael analysis they will mention convoluted timeline and they will make fun of Michael mother from 2 Rob Zombie movie
> they will mention Uber Jason but they won't use him
> fight gonna have tight choreography similar to James vs Wick fight (knives scene)
> Jason win and he will kill Michael in similar way to his fatality (Kill for mother) from Mortal Kombat X. After he cut Michael in half, he will crush Mike's head and Jason's sound effect start to play
> next episode is Sakura vs Rukia
Sakura can't fricking see Rukia.
NOBODY. FRICKING. CARES.
You? Because you made a fake leak and it should be at very least believable.
If one opponent can't see the other how the frick is this a match?
It's fake, this gay makes fake leaks every 2 episodes and makes it super obvious
People still keep falling though
Look at this
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/133371379/#q133376812
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/132239215/#132246345
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/131139504/#q131142615
See the pattern?
What the hell is with this guy's obsession with Orochimaru vs Mayuri?
He thinks is good because "hehe he can't see Mayuri"
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/131928892/#q131931172
I understand anons here push bad personal matchups all the time but posting it multiple times disguised as a leak is a new one
> next episode is Sakura vs Rukia
>3rd Bleach episode is still against a Naruto character.
No way they'd do that.
And the outcome would still be the same, since Sakura scales to a certain degree to Madara while Rukia doesn't even scale to Aizen.
Hi Mayurigay, how's life treating you?
>Sakura vs Rukia
Rukia can only be seen by soul reapers. Mortals can't see her. How is this remotely fricking fair.
It's not fair because it's fake. You guys are reading the weakest attempt at a fake leak I've seen in a while.
>Poster is clearly an ESL
>First line of the leak is "They said Freddy is cool and he might get used one day!" as if that trope hasn't been used in DB five times already (See Saber vs Taliban)
>Is just outright stating things that were either obvious or known by literally everyone (whoaaa they're gonna talk about uhhh....wonky timelines!!)
I have no idea how or why people keep falling for shit like this.
Thank frick I'm not the only person who has more than half a brain here.
>Saber vs Taliban
an interesting matchup
Do the Taliban get Mujahideen scaling?
Alright I've been gone for 1 week and came back too seeing everyone bullying Bayogays what happened?
Bayo 3 came out
People also using the Ex Bayo VA to incite flame wars.
Shitshow with the Bayonetta VA and Platinum+Kamiya. Also mocking the Bayogay as the third installment makes her weaker rather than making her the hyper multiversal superpower that he was harping on for months about. Some other plot spoilery stuff at their expense which has been hilarious even outside of powergay shit
http://www.capeworldcomics.com/comic/the-saucermen-earth-vs-the-flying-saucers-vs-the-mysterians/
Happy Halloween part 2, Cinemaphile. I went with sci-fi horror this year.
Let me take a wild guess. The western thing wins
>Weeb fragility
No moron, he just correctly determined your westernshit bias without needing to even visit your blog.
Also, using weeb, again? Very reddit terminology. If you weren't a fricking election tourist you'd know what I mean.
Weeb, I have a greater understanding and respect of Japanese pop culture than you will ever have, you absolute entry-level debutante.
t. Tourist
go back to Gab, electionbaby.
>being so new you think "weeb" was coined on a site that didn't exist at the time
>projecting idpol for no reason
lmao I don't know how you manage to make yourself look like a bigger homosexual than the tripgay but congrats.
>Defending the usage of weeb, a reddit sanitized version of a Cinemaphile original.
Lmao, homosexual.
>"weeaboo" is something in need of "sanitizing"
You've clearly made up an elaborate historical revision to make yourself "right" in your own mind, but you still need to go back, li'l politics-obsessed tourist Black person.
Otto, put your trip back on Otto, I'm not having sex with you right now, Otto.
When does the fight come out today or tomorrow I always forget with the pay version vs the wait and see YouTube version.
Fight comes out today on RT at 1pm EST, and tomorrow on YT at 1pm EST.
BRING ME THAT UPPITY homie JOHN STEWART
>Not a White Lantern
one fricking job
Where's that fricking Hakumen gay? I know he's in the thread somewhere
IS THAT YOU FATEgay?
Who would be the strongest mother fricker in fiction that'd stand a chance against Terumi Yuuki/Hazama?
Damm, now I understand the Bayonetta hate in these threads.
The empowering I get but LGBTshit?
The easiest clickbaits are the ones that attract Cinemaphile morons.
Yurigays who insisted that Bayonetta x Jeanne was canon ship
I mean, Luka is treated as a joke so I get it
and now said joke is far more powerful than Bayonetta and knocked her witch ass up with the knot
Man they really fricked her over didn't they
Well Luka sure did!
>they're mad because Bayonetta won the wiener
Lmao. I bet they're in support of the GG Birdgette retcon. Also, pansexuality means "someone who loves to frick everything".
Annoyance
Tick tock gameragay
VSBW is moronic
There’s not much of a point in arguing Toon Force. It just comes down to whether or not you’re willing to accept their high ends. SpongeBob as a character can do anything the writers because he’s a cartoon, but that shouldn’t result in saying he can just do anything in a VS fight (consequently, he just wins because if you accept his high ends, he’s that much fricking stronger than his opponent). Same with Popeye.
No character should ever win just because they’re “a toon”, they have to have actually shown the stuff that puts them over their opponent, and in that case they’re just being treated like any other character. Them being a cartoon with ‘toon force’ is just the narrative reason for why they’re written the way they are.
So what happened with that Universal Monster BR blog?
They’re releasing that one on Halloween, I think
Is streamable guy around this time?
If I recall right he said he'd be around
Inb4 next time is Sauron's fight in LA
Got the fight early.
Winner: As we all expected, Jason just couldn’t hack it against Michael.
Next Time: One of every Pokemon VS A Trillion Lions
So about five minutes till showtime. Bets on next match as Jason is going to stomp?
Probably going to be Sauron VS Lich King next
Likely that, yes.
I dunno anything about the Lich King, and only watched the LotR and Hobbit movies, so I dunno who takes it.
Depends how far they go. I am not too familiar with Sauron but from what I looked up he is a master of magical items so he'd probably figure out the helm of domination and frostmourne shit. The One Ring also supposedly grants dark magic resistance and other stuff if it gets all the other ring boons.
That said, if they count Shadowlands autism and runaway with it in moronic powergay manner then you're gonna get Multiversal Lich King or something
You can wank both of them to universal. Sauron you can wank with some wack scaling to Morgoth and a liberal interpretation of the world of Tolkein. Lich King/Arthas to Shadowlands wank frickery.
I hope they dont and just keep both more grounded.
Either Sauron vs Lich King or some weeb shit. If they do weeb shit I got a hunch they might do Whitebeard vs Escanor since they are doing more new series.
Shame of all new series they touch that one since Seven Deadly Sins is garbage.
>Whitebeard vs Escanor
I wish WB vs Yamamoto was more popular
I wish it was too, if only so we do not get Whitebeard vs Escanor. tbh I just want Whitebeard so that One Piece fans can be satiated until they finally feed Naruto to Luffy.
Saw fight early.
Ghostface was the surprise winner.
The next fight is Ian Flynn vs Ken Penders.
Ken stomps if he's allowed to sue.
HOLY FRICK MICHAEL WON
Cease your lies, Michael.
But he doesnt talk
Just saw fight.
I won.
Congrats
I’m proud of you, anon.
We know, Jason.
We all knew you could do it anon. What were your finishing blows?
I don't want to spoil it for you, you'll have to wait and see for yourself.
Swank
I don't get why they'd do this in the middle of the era where fricking everyone hates Blizzard.
because aesthetics and similarity. Lich King and Sauron have a similar look, lead armies, and conflicting "elements" with fire and ice
Wanted to capitalize on Sauron, probably their least controversial/popular match. People may dislike Blizzard, not enough to boycott this battle.
Fricking morons.
Post Jason victory screen.
Not like Sauron is doing great either after Rings of Power. Besides people like Arthas/Lich King. They just despise what happened to him after nu Blizz frickery
I fricking knew it. I don't think it's going to be a sprite fight.
Pretty rare for them to do two 3D battles in a row and if they care for any sort of army conflict, they’d be way more likely to do that 2D than 3D.
That said, I really hope it isn’t sprites.
How many more fights left after this? Two unknown?
Yeah, after Sauron VS Lich King we have one more then the finale.
Two left, both unknown.
Gonna guess we get one weeb fight since the last weeb tier fight was Jonathan vs Tanjiro. If we don't, I am bracing myself for a Joker vs Giorno season finale which will make these threads unusable for months.
If anything we'll probably get something related to JJK, Naruto, or One Piece.
They probably had the fight done before the Blizzard hate wave.
The animation in this fight was total ass and I don't understand why since they lifted everything from F13 game and it has run cycles.
Buggsy's run was hilariously awful. What the frick, someone got paid for this?
It's one of the dumbest calls they ever made, and they know its moronic because they tried to hedge it by stating "Jason is just as strong and vicious as Michael, maybe even more so."
No shit he's stronger. Since when has Mikey ever used a shopping cart as man-grater?
>They probably had the fight done before the Blizzard hate wave.
The Blizz hate wave has been going on for over a whole calendar year.
Boo, Arthas vs Archaon is better
>Sauron's episode is next
I guess I was wrong.
>I don't get why they'd do this in the middle of the era where fricking everyone hates Blizzard.
To make the Blizzard character lose.
Yeah. The fact that they are unknowns adds some excitement. However, I'll keep saying it:
>there hasn't been a fighting game episode this season
>every season since 6 has had one RT episode
I can't think of any fighting game MU that could be finale tier, and the only RT MU that seems appropriate for a finale is Ruby vs Maka (and I doubt they'll do that now). So, I guess this season we'll go without one, and I'm gonna guess they'll drop the Rooster teeth episode this season. Unless they do a RT vs fighting game matchup.
>Unless they do a RT vs fighting game matchup.
BLAZBLUE BROS OUR TIME IS NOW
>Blazblue
Never ever, it's gonna be the now far more "popular" troony Gear and you're gonna like it.
Dammit
but what if it's Blazeblue vs troony Gear again?
It's doubtful that they'd bother using Blazblue now, we're more likely going to get something like Melty Blood vs troony Gear or something.
isn't Melty Blood connected to Fate? no way they'd touch Fate
Connected to the Nasuverse.
If anything it's more like Fate is connected to Melty/Tsukihime.
Either way, I want to see the research team suffer, so I say let the frickers try it. It'll be funny no matter what their outcome is for the Nasuverse, be it gigahomieversal or surface level.
I just want Ultra to suffer having to learn about Saber's futa wiener.
>Shit Swanwank match.
>Fanfic Trunks vs Fanfic Silver
>Capeshit v Capeshit with weird logic
>Stiff as frick animation with weird choreography
>SHILL MATCH
>Not terrible
>Snubbed the guy who did most of Wukong's research for them after misinterpreting most of it.
No, it's getting worse.
No way bro.
Cinder is for Azula
I swear to God if they make Arthas lose to this fricking jobber I’ll never watch another Death Battle again.
Where is the kill
>they gave Jason and Michael equal strength and durability
I hate this show sometimes lmao
Had to make it not seem like a complete stomp
I think Michael still barely takes the speed and intelligence factors, so if they wanted to they could have made those seem more important than they are.
Why do they always go out of their way to portray stomp matchups as close, and close matchups as stomps?
Did Jason and Michael go on a killing spree? If the only deaths were the girl at the beginning and the K.O. then Ben really dropped the fricking ball.
They fricked up.
The only kills are Deb (who Buggsy calls Alice for some fricking reason) and Buggsy.
They had an entire -roster- of counselor victims to steal from and they stole a whopping 2. This fight was half assed and then some.
Anyone gonna put it on the Mega?
Is Mega up? I can't seem to access it.
Chill it hasn’t even been an hour:
It's up
https://mega.nz/folder/zc4gBIQL#NrVixNe99LJ0KkQQVqMwmg
Thanks anon
Wow that fight animation has to be the worst of the season and a bottom tier in general. Too janky and felt more like a hunt of randos rather than a fight between em
>Similar strength, speed, and durability
>Go on to say how Michael aint shit on that front while Jason dealt with far worse
Holy frick, that Black dude has some pretty mad durability too, not many people should be able to move after taking a fricking fireaxe to the spine but here he is running like he just found out KFC introduced Watermelon Flavoured Fried Chicken.
Well, this is janky af, gonna play some kino terrordrome because it probably creates a more accurate Jason v Michael fight
I was blue balled 10 years... for this?
That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles!
The black man went goofy ahh with his running cycle lmao
Would it be a stretch to say this is the worst fight in a long time? Because this makes Bond v Wick look like fricking Raiden v Wolverine
Someone start a fricking timer right now and tell me how many fricking seconds Jason and Michael where fighting in that animation.
I think I got about almost a minute
The fight was really just
>Jason gets stabbed
>Jason gets stabbed
>Jason gets stabbed
>Jason gets stabbed
>Michael gets stabbed
>Micheal dies
It was less than Omni-Man vs Homelander, what a mess.
11:21-11:37 They start fighting, they slash each other and Jason gets stabbed
After that Michael starts chasing some guy
12:22 They start fighting again
13:02-13:33 Jason kills Michael and walks away
Thanks anon
I am at the seventh minute of the video and so, I havent watched DB for like, four years at least
What the frick are those cringy looking ass OCs?
Also why didnt they add a bow to Jason's arsenal when he used one?
Or why Michael has a car as his arsenal when he never used it as a weapon?
Jason uses a bow in the reboot.
Jason uses a bow on the third movie too, also if they're saying Michael's age is 61 (he's actually 65 on the last movie, they didnt even get THAT right) that means they're taking in the new requel trilogy Green adaptation of Halloween, so there shouldnt be anything wrong with taking in Jason's reboot or Michael by Rob Zombie
I thought he used one in part 3, but I wasn't sure if I was mixing it up with the speargun.
The hosts of the show have always been OC. Wiz and Boomstick have absolutely never had Ben and Chad's actual opinions, they're just characters used to host the show lol. They just decided to actually animated them as hosts back in 2018 to now.
They spent most of it on Etika doing a Crash Bandicoot run cycle
Dude ran like this
I thought it was more like this.
I want it too, but not with the 3D team they hvae right now.
>those running animations
Kek
Holy frick that's so fricking lazy lmao.
I can see the uploader was so ashamed of the frozen walk cycle at the end that they cut it.
Oh its worse than what it shows. Jason kind of glitches out at the very end and walks in place.
Do they have editors? How did this fight get past them?
Clearly that was just Jason referencing Micheal Jackson by moonwalking.
But could Jason defeat the Evil of the Thriller?
Yes he’d beat them like Freddy beats his meat.
>Thinking that Jason can stand up against the the funk of forty thousand years while grizzly ghouls from every tomb close in to seal his doom.
And though he fights to stay alive, his body starts to shiver. For no mere mortal can resist, the evil of the thriller
Jason gets mind controlled into becoming a zombie dancer, gg.
>Micheal's head fricking explodes into gibs
I want an edit with the scientist death noise from Half-Life.
Fact, every death battle finishing blow is a thousand times better with the Half Life Scientist scream.
Pretty anti climactic finisher. Should have just had him pick his head up and walk away into the fog or hear some commotion in the distance before heading that way
This, the battle should have ended with Michael's head being put alongside Pamela's and Freddy's
Hand Drawn fights = Boring, no action
3d fights = weird movements, low quality
Sprite CHADS keep winning
>Hand Drawn fights = Boring, no action
Someone missed Jack vs Afro.
I'm pretty sure that it was just speculation/people hoping for a LA fight. There's no confirmation that we'll have anything in live action this season.
Jack vs Afro was an exception
Popeye VS Saitama was fun too but that was using everything
We've reached the point where no one looks forward to 3d fights anymore.
It was a rumor caused by one of Ben's tweets.
I fricking knew that if this was 3D it'd suck.
>I'm coming for yo ass b***h King
Are you fellas ready for universe level Sauron?
>Tfw we are going to get universal Lich King and Sauron rather than a relatively more grounded fight
Ugh kill me. That and "muH oNe RinG" will make for horrible discourse
NONO NO NO SAURONBROS WE LOST MOST OF OUR POWER DESCENDING INTO EÄ???? WTF I THOUGHT WE WERE UNIVERSAL SINCE FLOWERY POSE SAID JOINED THE SINGING THAT CREATED THE UNIVERSE. TOLKIEN WHY THE FRICK WOULD YOU MAKE YOUR ANGELIC BEINGS GIVE UP POWER TO DESCEND FROM HEAVEN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. NO NO NO NOOOO FRICK FRICKKKK
I miss him...
Do modern 3D fights even use mocap?
I don’t miss his excessive use of back flips in fights
I just always looked at it the same way Milt Kahl would always have a character do the head tilt shake in classic Disney movies.
He was black?
Here's a novel concept inspired by that Thriller shitpost.
Music Video fights.
No, not fights in the form of music videos, but fights using only a character in a single music video as the source of feats for a character. And no, videos that have existing properties show up don't count, Eminem can't fricking turn into Venom
Although I suppose you could also do composite music video feats for characters if you felt like it.
Are we supposed to be getting a live action fight, or was that just a rumor?
So since Ragnarok is leaking, how much of a melty will Bayogay have when Kratos becomes stronger than Bayo?
>still no ryona fight
they should just make this an actual fight already, they still haven't done a non-herald capeshit fight this season too
I noticed they used "held his own" to describe Mikey vs Busta and Jason vs UberJason.
"Held his own" is their euphemism for "got killed by."
>End of Mikey's preview
>"The scariest part is that he's still out there. Waiting. Watching."
Oh that didn't age well at all.
How did Jason’s end
>Michael vs Jason could have been live action slasher kino
>it's actually a janky, awkward 3D mess on par with Shao vs Akuma
God damn can this fricking show die already.
Without Torrian or at least someone competent with 3D at the chair. I hope it's a long ass while until they finally do Cole vs Alex.
I will actually be pissed if they Jank up my boys like this
>Alex
Honestly, after the ultimate disrespect of Prototype 2 I'm not sure why people even want Alex anymore.
God, I fricking hate "ANGRY BLACK MAN" so much.
They want it because Alex is still good, Heller being shit doesn't change that.
It was a disrespect to Alex's character though, making him both randomly evil and job to a literal who angry moron.
Oh I'm not denying that it's character assassination, but that doesn't take away what's good about Prototype 1.
The "Reason" behind his evil turn is the silliest shit.
>"Oh no, I was shot by this human girl who betrayed me doing no damage to me, time to wipe out the human race!!!"
Fricking cartoonish.
I'm completely aware of it, but like I said it doesn't ruin what was actually good about Alex in the first game, it's just a shitty setup for replacing him.
I think this fight really exemplified a big problem to me, there's no personality in their 3D animation. Every character just moves like a generic anime character bobbing and flailing around. Look at how fricking Jason and Michael fought. Two slow, hulking monsters were going at each other the exact same way John Wick and James Bond were. There's so little care put in, they're not animating Jason vs Michael, they're animating a fight and lazily throwing Jason and Michael over it.
If Alex vs Cole is done in the same style as Silver vs Trunks or Aang vs Ed (Zoner vs Guy who keeps trying to get up close and personal) I'll be happy. Their sprites fights have been pretty good for the past 2-3 seasons, excluding maybe Adam vs Apoc, Korra vs Storm and maybe Aizen vs Madara, so I wouldn't exactly complain if it was a 2D fight.
If it DOES end up being 3D, I'm holding onto a small sliver of hope that Daito will animate it.
for one of the most requested episodes in the series this sure was a nothing burger
You know, even if this fight was kinda dissapointing, i'm glad it got me to watch Ft13th and Halloween, it even got me to try Dead by Daylight.
This was still a better death for Michael than the recent movie at least.
>at least it was better than Halloween Ends guys, lol
Kek, just how fricking low is the bar for Deathbattle currently?
I'm trying to be positive. Realisticaly this might be the worst episode of the season thought. Either this or Harley vs Jinx.
Their 3d animations have really gone to shit.
Just banter anon, actually glad that slasher classics like Friday the 13th or Halloween got a new fan even after this shitshow of a fight
Which was your favorite movie btw?
Probably Halloween 2. Some really brutal kills, and Michael was really fun to watch.
2nd place goes to Ft13th 6. Zombie Jason was really fun too.
Think I'm gonna watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre tonight, just to see if its also good.
Nice taste anon, I am glad that you liked most of them
Texas Chainsaw Massacre has it's fun and entertaining movies too alongside one of the few good horror remakes, but I must warn you tho that their movies are even more inconsistent than Halloween or Friday the 13th, really Bubba got himself a lot of timelines
What is it with Horror movies and having so many sequels and timelines?
It has to do with the fact that during the 80's slashers/horror films were at their peak, so making sequels was a no brainer for the studios. Hell, I think New Line was literally almost bankrupt if not for Nightmare on Elm Street. But then the directors wanted to do something different after a sequel or two, but the studios just wanted to stick with what made them money originally, so they'd bring on new people, and they'd either have the next film be a soft reboot or just ignore if the main guy died in the last film. Then you have the fact that a lot of horror sequels are years apart. Hell I think the second Texas Chainsaw didn't come out till like ten years after the first. So rather than expect people to remember the plot of a film ten years ago, they'd just reboot it and start a new timeline.
the main problem of Texas was that Leatherface got killed off way too early on the sequels
Is it ok to like Halloween 2 as a comedy because there’s just so many laugh out loud funny moments in it, like Jim slipping on blood Mikey Myers looking at him like “Did I kill that guy?” Than later Jim coming back to be the hero only to die from slip injury on his steering wheel alerting Mikey Myers to Lori’s location. Hilarious.
I personally laughed when Laurie was paranoid and saaid no when they putted her to sleep
I love nightmare on elm street I watch it all the time, the sequels get a bit silly but can’t help but love Freddy.
Is this the season with the most consistently dogshit 3d fights?
People should've spent more time b***hing about how shit the preview was instead of the fricking video thumbnail.
i just want liu kang vs jago
Me too, brother.
>All those chances to do callbacks to all the great kills Jason and Michael have performed over the years wasted.
>They didn't bother showing how Michael's 'teleport' is just him being able to blend into the scenery by having the fight take place inside an abandoned mannequin store halfway through
>They didn't show how clever Jason can be with anything he can get his hands on by having the fight then move onto a old farm where Jason uses a pitchfork and scythe to keep some distance.
>NO FRICKING MICHAEL SIT UP.
That last one really pisses me off.
You're kidding me on the last one. You're just pulling my leg. I haven't seen the fight yet, but I know you gotta be lying.
No one on this planet who's NOT legitimately moronic would have Michael sit up. Or even Jason in a neat role reversal. But there'd be a sit up one way or the other. How can you do a fight between them and not include it? It's like having Spider-Man fight without using spidey sense. Or Batman without throwing batarangs.
You've gotta be joking.
The fight is literally Michael stabbing Jason forty times, they kill two teens, and then Jason stabs Michael and then decapitates him.
Is death battle healing?
>Four cruddy 3D fights (Wick, Jason, Excal, Booba)
>Only four good 2D fights (Bob, Silver, Wukong, Thor)
>Everything else is either okay or decent
I wouldn't exactly say that it's "healing", but at least the 2D is getting better.
For me, it's
>DIOcard/Dracudorf for first and second
>The Taliban for third place
>Jason for fourth
Lich King should stomp but we are getting swanked Sauron
Also Jason vs Michael was ass
alright Cinemaphile, now that the early Jason vs Michael is out, which of these are the best Halloween ep? Overall, fight, kill, song, etc
Drac vs Ganon
Ganon vs Dracula > DIO vs Alucard > Jason vs Michael > Jon Talbain vs Sabrewulf
I'm still actually kinda mad Jason vs Micheal wasn't the first one of these Halloween fights they did.
Who the frick was even asking for Ganon vs. Dracula?
Drac vs Ganon easily. Best research, best animation, objectively good outcome
Jon vs Sabrewulf is second though, because that fight was just top notch
Alucard vs Dio had shit research with a bad outcome, but the fight itself was fun and it probably had the best voice acting of all of them
Jason vs Michael was just shit top to bottom
Sabrewulf vs Talbain has the best of everything for me. That could just be me being a longtime Darkstalkersgay so bias is strong
Dracula vs Ganondorf for kill otherwise and having Dracula b***h smack Ganondorf - Alucard vs Dio had best characterization and creativity
Dracula VS Ganon>Dio VS Alucard (Fight as cool but research was ass)>=Sabrewulf VS Jon>
VS Michael
Jason VS Michael was just fricking shit all across the board.
Don't really remember Drac's episode.
Jon vs Sabre was good, but I'm biased because I really like KI.
DIO vs Alucard's fight was entertaining, but frick that research and outcome.
AVGN's fight with Jason and Michael were far above this episode.
Sabrewulf vs Jon Talbain (very good fight and reasonable outcome) > Gabon vs Drac (universal Dracula is very questionable but the fight is very good) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dio vs Alucard (only had a decent fight, the research and bias was fricking awful, frick Swank) >>>>>>>>>>>>> Jason vs Michael (the animation is so bad it ruins the entire episode)
Has Michael never had a limb cut off in a movie? Seems like it'd be a key thing to do against him cause he can't regenerate.
a regrew an eye
he regrew both eyes that were shot on Halloween II by Halloween 4, but on the new timeline he got three of his fingers shot off and never regenerated from it
Not that it really affected the guy anyway
I've seen him getting shot and stabbed a lot. But it seems like if someone were to hack off his arms, it'd put them in a great advantage over Mike unless he can kill with his legs.
Does Sauron even fight?
Like, isn't all his stuff really vague? I doubt Tolkien wrote fight scenes.
I don't know anything about the Lich King either, but I assume since he's fro WoW he at least has spells and stuff.
Every single fight he had he LOST.
>1st age he lost to an elf
>then to a dog
>gave up to Ar-Pharazon (this mightve been his plan all along. we don't really have any exact idea how strong phara and his army were)
>lost to Elendil, Isildur, and Elrond. Which tbf was a 3v1
>lost when Gandalf, Saruman, Radagast, and Galadriel forced him out of Dol Guldur
Both him and Morgoth were FARRRR better tacticians and strategizers than fighters.
40wank fraudcheck when?
GEoM is for Dark Schneider
oh yeah will they do that next season because of Bastard's new anime?
It will depend entirely on how well the anime is received, Swan loved Record of Ragnarok but its adaptation bombed any chance of them using it
I never got 40kwank, like, the setting is explicitly locked to a single fricking galaxy, yet they try to wank it to oblivion with "muh warp", which is effectively just a big ol dream world made of subconsciousness.
Any upper tier Dragon Ball character, Herald Tier Comic Book character, or equivalent characters laughs as they obliterate their entire grimderp galaxy in one attack.
Hell, they aren't even impressive compared to other sci-fi settings really. Ancient Halo smushes them with ease, the Flood rapes the Nids while the Forerunner would crush everything else.
>which is effectively just a big ol dream world made of subconsciousness
Dream universe=real universe, as fricking morons claim
Emperor Doom is for Batkek
Yes
>Just fricking elbows Michael in the throat
Okay I almost laughed out loud at that, this is way better.
Now you see, this was made by someone who actually gives a shit about the characters. The human actors were amateurish but the fight scenes between Michael and Jason were spot on.
>Well you see, despite the fact that Sauron got fricking owned by two regular guys, he’s actually universal
>Yeah Sauron is a friggin’ fallen angel who shaped reality
>The One Ring also makes him double immortal
>Arthas just had no LICH of a chance
>The winner is Jobron- I mean Sauron
They better not do this.
Is Swan at the chair today?
They should just stop doing 3d fights
Did I miss the stream?
It never got posted but the episode is in the mega.
Streamanon said he had to miss this and last week's episode due to work.
He didn’t miss much.
Do you still want Galactus vs Unicron?
3D crew has problem with melee, GvU would probably not have much of that
Galactus vs Unicron should be hand drawn just so we can have a herald vs herald fight during it
This fight didn't play to the strengths of both. Michael is far more cunning and sneaky, but did they use any of that? No
Yeah, and since Jason never gets to land a hit until the end you don't really get the impact of just how strong he is.
>the animator is so fricking lazy that when jason charges into micheal they both teleport to a tree instead of showing the tackle and transition in it's entirety.
>the reversal against the tree is practically a cut away so the animator doesn't have to show what they are doing
>all those quick cuts to mask the bad animation
how could they not try to make this good knowing just how anticipated this was? The fricking fan film remains undefeated.
Anyone have a webm of the fight? Can’t be bothered downloading the mega.
You can just play it from the folder
Media guides for next time
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2022/10/suggested-media-sauron.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2022/10/suggested-media-lich-king.html
>Silmarillion is being used
I hope to God it’s just to confirm that Sauron LOST his powers when he came to Middle-Earth.
Alright lads, I'm not fond of the track names I've come up for these fights, any suggestions?
>Ymir vs Pangu
>Chimera vs Nue
>Siren vs Kumiho
>Leviathan vs Kraken
>Leviathan VS Kraken
Isn't this an absurd stomp if Leviathan's favor?