Death Battle

S2 > S6 >= S5 > S4 > S3 = S8 > S1 > S7
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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chadren

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Destroyah stomping Irys when?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Iris' credentials. It scales above stuff like
        >Legion, who basically has a fricking atom smasher ray in it's face
        >Heisei Barugon, who's fight with Gamera literally caused tectonic plate movement from the sheer force of their fight
        >Dark Horse Zigra who tanks a nuclear warhead without any issues. (It's so weird that both Dark Horse Gamera villains were the fault of the French)
        >Super Gyaos, who is fast enough to reach space in 40 seconds flat and can casually slice through steel as a baby.
        In addition to two "Destroy the world" statements, completely no-selling all military firepower, and the ability to absorb and copy abilities from DNA. Look, I'm just going off what little information I have. It's not like it has a bazillion comics or guidebooks to scale off of or some shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Loses to Oxygen Destroyer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How does it work exactly? Destroying oxygen molecules?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              not that anon, but IIRC the Oxygen Destroyer splits oxygen molecules

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Iris gets shitstomped, Kenny

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Explain why

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Fought burning Godzilla who was going to destroy earth upon meltdown

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Key word being upon meltdown. The moment he started to approach that he fricked raped Destroyah in like, 3 shots

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's the alternate ending innit?
                Heisei has its own chain of asinine scaling anyway, not limited to meteors and volcanic eruptions

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Destroyah couldn't really fight back and could just run

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Spacegodzilla absorbed stars on his way to earth, Godzilla vs Destroyah’s director said that destroyah is far beyond spacegodzilla

                You have to give up Kenny, gamera just isn’t on Godzilla’s level

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't he just exposed to stars?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah famalam he was mutated by a black hole before absorbing stars on his way to earth

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Black hole
                >Durability feat
                A real feat would be escaping one. Black Holes don't rip your atoms apart, they basically trap you forever with immense gravity. Just as it traps light.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Black Holes don't rip your atoms apart
                The strong force breaks at the core of stars, black holes would absolutely rip your atoms apart.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, we don't really know for certain how they function. A white hole seems far more "Atom-ripping-apart-y"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                At least use the Godzilla who's planet level

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Monsterverse is planetary if you read the Novelization for KoM.
                King Ghidorah was creating thousands of Category 6 Hurricanes simply by existing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not really

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's one thing to cause something by existing. It's another to cause something as a direct result of your actions

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon how much energy do you exert simply by existing vs how much if you were actively doing something. I assure you the latter would be greater than the former by a considerable margin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see what you mean

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                supposedly the guy was born from Godzilla's cells being thrown into a black hole and out a white hole, probably mutated by the ambient cosmic radiation. SpaceGodzilla for sure destroyed planets on his way to Earth, we're told of this in the manga tie-in by reliable sources (Mothra Twins). Furthermore SpaceGodzilla was supposed to be more powerful than Mothra and Battra. These two insects were capable of either destroying or diverting an asteroid that was said to be able to "destroy the earth". at least this means Chixculub level, but if you extrapolate it as being capable of literally destroying the planet then you're looking at a slobberknocker of a meteor. it said destroy the earth and not all life on earth, after all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We're not really given the method as to how he destroys the earth, but given what he does in the movie I'd assume it has something to do with the crystal spires he creates

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's always a possibility, but we don't know for sure. the MT said Spacegodzilla destroyed "planet after planet" , make of that what you will

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I get the feeling that he destroyed them by planting himself on them and then fricking them up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah famalam he was mutated by a black hole before absorbing stars on his way to earth

                lmao I remember those Gameragay autism threads like they were yesterday.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just saying this, but it's funny how there's an official Gamera manga where two kids watch him violently massacre his entire rouge's gallery and then some. Like, calm the frick down man. I get you don't like them but that's no reason to do this shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I do it to mess with you Kenny. That’s it. I actually like gamera. I just think it’s funny how you deluded yourself into thinking he’s anywhere near godzilla

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hey, if they're the "imma wipe out humanity" sort then by all means killem

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jiren solos, no-diffs, fodderizes and curbstomps all at once

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jiren stomps. Not even flaming around as some shitty /DBS/gay meme, there is no way for manhunter to be powerful enough without wank.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Manhunter is as powerful as Superman. Manhunter can destroy Jiren with just his psychic abilities. Jiren gets owned.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jiren is stronger than psychic abilities, little pup. Done.

        >but
        D to the O to the N to the E

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is stronger than psychic abilities

          Mindbroken by FRIENDSHIP.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That just proves friendship is stronger than psychic abilities, which is C-C-CANON considering J'onn needed Plas' FRIENDSHIP to beat Fernus. BOOM!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >SHITREN the TRASH fans talking about "canon"
              You are CANONICALLY weaker than Blue Jobgeta, you WILL get mindraped and you WILL kneel to BMC. Now leave.
              >B-but fir-
              LEAVE!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                BMC?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Big Martian wiener, Jiren's favorite food.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >[HEADCANON]
                Unfortunately we know J'onn is crazy about Aquaman's dick cheese

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"[HEADCAN-"
                >"O-oh my Beerus, is that l-lord Martian-Sama??? P-please be gentle with me! I still can barely walk after last time!"
                The only "HEADCANON" here is the one Jirbottom will be giving to the Green GOD.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even Allah couldn't save J'onn from being a womanly homosexual for Aquaman.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Laughing at Martian MANhunter getting his wiener wet
                >While Jiren is built like THIS
                Don't forget your HRT and blahaj tonight Jirbros!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hey I’d still hit it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >MMH is a troony man kisser
                >"and that's a good thing!"
                Below my notice and beneath my concern. J'onn managed to become a bigger target for homosexual accusations than the leader of a team called Pride.
                J
                As in Jiren

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What are his actual feats

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >is Jiren
                And that's enough.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He looks like a dildo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >anthropomorphic extraterrestrial
                >Anonymous immediately sees him as an instrument to sodomize himself with
                DONE.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Too afraid to confirm or deny the CANON Transren photos
                The MANhunter accepts your transition. You WILL get brain fricked and you WILL be fodderized like Super-Bottom. Gokek cannot save you, b***heta cannot save you, your fat bastard husband will be getting buck broken right after your death.
                You shall KNEEL, NOW.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >your transition.
                >whilst he shills J'onn the Transwoman
                My honest reaction is pity, backed by the most deceptively sympathetic of scorns.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Manhunter. He'd just mindrape Jiren since that b***h is so emotionally unstable.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if martian manhunter can frick up his mind it's over, anything else jiren stomps

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Endbringer trio from Worm Vs Weather Trio Both based on the israeli mythical beasts of the land, sea and sky.

    Leviathan, Behemoth and Simurgh/Ziz vs Groudon, Kyogre and Rayquaza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how they will scale the weather trio
      if they do the whole "moves clouds" thing then Groudon is going to get bullshit scaled because he just deletes the clouds over poke-japan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Vin venture of mistborn or the Harry Potter & methods of rationality protag are both standout options since those three are all progenitors of the 'rational fiction' tropes and tricks that people all either lovehate.

    From what I see (from respect threads) Vin can run at 100s of kilometers per hour, can kill men in singular punches, has superhuman strength on the par of dozens of men, and has magic that can enhance herself.

    Harry from that story from what I’ve read has time travel that can cause him to ‘collapse’ any timeline that is not simple enough to his desires, invisibility on the level of blocking out death, has wordless transfiguration that can create carbon nanotube weapons, can transfigure grams of antimatter, has access to a mirror that creates universes and has power over all that it reflects to the level of being able to BFR things outside of time, has a ‘true patronus’ which can bring people back to life and can block spells of pure hatred and power, access to the philosopher’s stone which can give someone eternal life and permanent transfigurations, and has prophecies about him that say he’s going to destroy stars and end the world, which make him ‘invincible.’

    Yeah, Taylor gets stomped in both cases. I don’t remember her having anything that could stand up to those things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Loses to Taylor shoving bugs in his mouth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's more about playing into the meta connection hpmor wins most things by operating away and cooking up some bullshit unless he can get ganked. Vin v Skitter though I think is actually pretty fair.

      Anyway, a rough summary of Vin is as follows:

      Metal manipulation: She can push or pull on most forms of metal barring aluminum and some of its alloys Any force she imparts on a metal carries over to her, so if she pushes on something heavier than her she's pushed away, with the opposite happening for things lighter than her. This lets her 'fly' to some degree, to the point that she and another Mistborn (Zane) had an entire fight in the air during book two. Additionally, she can use coins as projectiles by pushing on them to send them at rather high speeds. However, she can't affect metal in another person's body at least not without duralumin Range drop off is bad so its relatively close range.

      Emotion Manipulation: She can raise or nullify emotions, making them stronger or weaker. It's not too potent but it could certainly throw people off in a fight. Breeze—someone much more experienced than her—can apparently soothe around a hundred people at his best, she can't actually read people's emotions, which is why the best people at doing this are good at judging their audience.

      Pewter raise strength/durability.

      That's basically all the ones she uses on the reg that are relevant imo.

      Should Vin get any sort of detection on Skitter one coin could end it bu on the flipside the main way skitter couldld win is how she usually wins in Worm anyway. Staying clear of her opponent and shoving bugs up their ass, allomancy is time limited with how much of the relevant metals you are carrying. Tin burning wouldn't enhance senses enough to find a concealed person multiple blocks away and if she's getting an airial view up high skitter is going to ground.

      https://mistborn.fandom.com/wiki/Allomancy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >Vin venture of mistborn or the Harry Potter & methods of rationality protag are both standout options since those three are all progenitors of the 'rational fiction' tropes and tricks that people all either lovehate.

        From what I see (from respect threads) Vin can run at 100s of kilometers per hour, can kill men in singular punches, has superhuman strength on the par of dozens of men, and has magic that can enhance herself.

        Harry from that story from what I’ve read has time travel that can cause him to ‘collapse’ any timeline that is not simple enough to his desires, invisibility on the level of blocking out death, has wordless transfiguration that can create carbon nanotube weapons, can transfigure grams of antimatter, has access to a mirror that creates universes and has power over all that it reflects to the level of being able to BFR things outside of time, has a ‘true patronus’ which can bring people back to life and can block spells of pure hatred and power, access to the philosopher’s stone which can give someone eternal life and permanent transfigurations, and has prophecies about him that say he’s going to destroy stars and end the world, which make him ‘invincible.’

        Yeah, Taylor gets stomped in both cases. I don’t remember her having anything that could stand up to those things.

        Please leave. I know you like Worm but this is too far

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know talking about powersets that are slightly more involved than big number pew pew! can be a little unnerving before you get used to it but do try not to disturb the class.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Skitter, if they're using a web novel character like her in the first place, should probably fight Catherine Foundling for web novel vs web novel.
        https://abridged-guide-to-evil.fandom.com/wiki/Catherine_Foundling

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's more about playing into the meta connection hpmor wins most things by operating away and cooking up some bullshit unless he can get ganked.

        True, Harry (his full name is actually abbreviated as ‘HJPEV’ in the story) generally gets other people to do things for him in the story, but in the final exam he was able to get the drop on dozens of death eaters including the strongest wizard in the world at that point (Voldemort, Dumbledore was defeated earlier) while naked, only having access to his wand, within a 60 second timeframe where he could only speak true statements and was magically coerced to the point where none of his actions could immediately end the world. Voldemort at that point was also completely immortal to the level where even destroying the solar system wouldn’t kill him, making him pushed to the point where he somehow found a solution that could circumvent all magical knowledge while also being potent enough to kill everybody else but to not kill Voldemort. Harry then mindhaxed Voldemort, and then turned transfigured him into a rock. That’s the type of shit he can do.

        Putting someone like Skitter against a monster like that (an 11 year old sociopath who did all that while fricking naked in 60 seconds under all those limitations) is fun simply because it would explore what Harry could do. Vin seems like she’s strong too, but Skitter could probably get more Ws against her than Harry.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          turned/transfigured*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Vin WOULD be able to find skitter because Skitter won't know not to carry around anything metal, meaning Vin will be able to zero in on her movements through watching the glowing lines that connect to stuff on skitter's person. Burn some tin to get supersenses enough to root out a line(s) that are moving and then zero in on it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Push/pull lines only are visible for objects close enough for her to cast off of in the first place and that is nowhere near far enough to contend with skitter's range secondly, iirc burning tin does not elevate her spiritual awareness but her physical senses. Iron/steel lines are mental things not a magical glow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think there's enough Pewter in the world to save Vin from having her lung's air to insect ratio becoming spiders. If it worked on superman knockoff number 35525 it'll work here.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jiren
    I'm literally shaking right now guys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With anticipation

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Martian Manhunter has an alter ego called Fernus who can make multiple members of the Justice League go full AAAIIIEEEE.
    Even if they don't use and say that Manhunter's strength is just Wondy level, Jiren has no way to counter the mindraping or that he can become smoke and go inside his lungs.
    Manhunter wins...
    However I would love for Jiren to win because the Jirenposting would be of biblical proportions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where did AIEEEE even come from?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I could be wrong but I heard that this comes from the Portuguese dub of Frieza torturing Vegeta.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Two seconds of this and I'm already breathless from laughter, holy shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I grew up with this dub and I wouldn't want it other way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          :O

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >When you walk in on Thor-sama fricking your wife, daughter and son at the same time

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Daughter and son
            Thorbros are kid frickers???

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Seems like Thor is a certified Cinemaphilemrade.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >thor
            >the canonical cuck of cucks
            X

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman had time to teleport out when people who can act and move millions of times faster than light didn't have time to act.
      Only the weak and poorly written rely on plot-armor and writer protection.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately for this point of view, Batman does these things consistently, regardless of writer. It's a full-blown aspect of his character, and I know it makes weaker minds seethe

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >superman expy but missing all of his extra abilities
    >versus
    >superman but also with telepathy, shapeshifting, and intangibility, and invisibility
    Jiren even jobs harder than MM.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot regeneration.
      Shapeshifting=/=Regen

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing the name "Vin" a lot just makes me think of Vin Diesel, then "Fast & Furious", and then car match-ups. Could they do more of those after Death Race on the main show, or is it a dead avenue now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Batman's 5th appearance will be him in the Bat-mobile. Against who, idk.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spider-Man in the Spidercar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Will they do a Metal Gear pity match sometime in the future?

        KITT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          KITT should fight Speed Racer or Herbie the Love Bug. Then again, Speed Racer should fight Dick Dastardly. As for other Metal Gear matches: Big Boss VS Nick Fury or Jango Fett, Senator Armstrong VS Funny Valentine or Michael Wilson, Grey Fox VS Genji or Snake Eyes. It may vary on who wins all of these.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Senator Armstrong VS Funny Valentine or Michael Wilson
            Armstrong should definitely fight Wilson. For more Metal Gear fights, there's also Liquid vs Wesker or Zeke Yeagar.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Seriously, how do you guys scale Liquid high enough to fight Wesker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gadgetmobile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lightning McQueen.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Call me Mr. Interpreter. I will interpret the validity of any VS battle statement

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Fonz is immune to time stops, beat a reality warper, and has a time/space travel machine, so he could easily defeat Dio Brando.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Found this on vs, it's for owl house feats.
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/147ZPkM1Lqf6Jn7qqGQhXqQTar3oAIpaE3Gn6t2brmiY/edit

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Highest god damn number on DB was?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Highest number huh? Superman infinity bullshit aside, I'd have to go with Darkseid or MegaMan.EXE.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't Manhunter literally become intangible?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Also digging for feats for obscure characters is hard because nobody bothers to put this shit in anything. It sucks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He can also create ice cream with his mind.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Renny J Roo fricking DESTROYS

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only DC alien Jiren should fight is Despero

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Spider-Man have feats that put him above Street tier?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Beat Firelord's ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guess he's street tier when he holds back huh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        predicates alone aren't full sentences

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Plastic Man actually scale to Martian Manhunter?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in terms of durablity and stretchiness. otherwise Jonn can put down Plas with his intangibility of Martian vision

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jon phases Jiren's brain, heart and lungs out of him.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jiren powers up for half a planck instant
    >his fiery aura makes J'onn have a heart attack and die
    PROSTRATE FORTHWITH, capeshitters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >madeup feats and abilities
      Jon accepts your surrender.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jiren WARPED you.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think close battles are more interesting than curbstomps? I can enjoy curbstomps, but only if the winner has a specific, unexpected counter to the other's abilities, like Raiden's HF blade acting like vibranium to cut through Wolverine's bones, or Excalibur being able to freeze Raiden's blade. When it's just "winner won because he is 60 morbillion times faster", I tend to write it off into the "forgettable" list of DBs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, I prefer even battles. Close battles are really curbstomps in disguise where it's not a back and forth struggle, it's just looking for the perfect moment to use an instant win ability.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    describe how the fight would go.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically? Ichigo pummels Cap to death in like, 1 minute
      DB rules?
      >Ummm you see Captain America is actually a novemdecillion times faster than light and can destroy infinite universes because he hit Thor once

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine all the DBs that would change if they took outliers into account.
        Batman wins all of his MUs because of the Specter Kick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Specter kick isn't an outlier since Specter let him kick him, just like Batman punching Superman when he was planning to kill the Joker after Death in the family

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank God they only use this moronic logic for high tiers

        Imagine all the DBs that would change if they took outliers into account.
        Batman wins all of his MUs because of the Specter Kick.

        >Carnage beats Lucy
        >Shovel Knight beats Scrooge if you scale him to fanfic kratos
        >Johnny Cage beats Captain Falcon
        >Iron Fist beats Po

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

    THE INDOMITUS REX
    THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
    THE KING OF KINGS
    THE LORD OF LORDS
    THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE
    CHADREN THE GRAY
    APEXPREDATORren the MASCULINE
    GRIPren the CRUSHING
    INSURMOUNTABLEren the UNSURPASSABLE
    INDOMITABLEren the UNYIELDING
    AESTHETICren the BEAUTIFUL
    SWOLEren the RIPPED
    TANKren the RESOLUTE
    PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGren the INTIMIDATING
    GLAREren the DOMINEERING
    JUGGERNAUGHTren the UNSTOPPABLE
    DISCIPLINEDren the ENLIGHTENED
    ZENren the SPIRITUAL
    POTENTren the VIRILE
    ALMIGHTYren the INVINCIBLE
    VALORren the DAUNTLESS
    IMPERIOUSren the DOMINATOR
    INVICTUSren the ETERNAL
    MAELSTROMren the TITANIC
    QUAKEren the SPACE-TIME SHAKING
    COLOSSUSren the LEVIATHAN
    BEHEMOTHren the MASTODONIC
    MONSTERren the TERRIFYING
    LORDren the KING
    DEITYren the CHRIST
    CRIMSONren the LEGEND
    SUPERNOVAren the TRANSIENT
    RENCHAD THE JI
    JICHAD THE REN
    RENCHAD THE CHAD
    KINGCHAD THE LORDGRAY
    THE CHAD OF CHADS
    ENCHAD CHADREN
    CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD
    ENTER CHADREN

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jiren's power creates oppressive heat and fire. Martian Manhunter wouldn't stand a chance, and that's aside from Jiren being over a thousand times faster.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s like saying Gamera or Super Mario could beat Martian Manhunter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > Jiren is Super Mario

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Too weak

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Manhunter even still weak to fire? I know he kind of just got over it before that arc where he was evil, but I don't know if it came back after that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At his strongest, J'onn laughs at fire. In fact, he's literally burning

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's the arc I was talking about. I just don't know if he retained the fire resistance.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For Death Battle's purposes?
          Yes

  27. 2 years ago
    DoctorGreen

    why would Jiren not resist mind manipulation? He already resisted time manipulation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where is the correlation in resisting mind frickery and resisting time frickery? Those are two separate things.
      That's like assuming someone's immune to mustard gas cause they can block a cannonball.
      Plus, Jiren is mentally weak and is constantly burdened by the weight of his past, and MM's gig is reading minds and fricking with them. See where I'm going with this?

      • 2 years ago
        DoctorGreen

        >Those are two separate things
        they involve energy which in turn can be trabslate to force, duh. They can be equalize. It is common sense, bruva.
        It is through common sense that we also understand that bulletproof characters (like Superman) can tank viruses, spores, etc. It is basic scaling.
        >That's like assuming someone's immune to mustard gas cause they can block a cannonball
        you did an incorrect analogy.
        You tell me how mind manipulation is stronger than freezing the movement of particles.
        Stop acting like mind manipulation is a great feat, lifting a human is a feat greater than that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >they involve energy which in turn can be trabslate to force, duh. They can be equalize. It is common sense, bruva.
          That isn't remotely close to how mind shit works, in fact please show me anything that states mind manipulation deals in energy. And you act as though Supes hasn't been mind controlled or mind fricked despite his resistance to physical damage.
          Almost as if mind based abilities and strength/power based ones are entirely different or something.
          >You tell me how mind manipulation is stronger than freezing the movement of particles.
          Unless Jiren is slapping away a mental attack, there is zero correlation between fricking with time and fricking with the brain. It's not a matter of one being stronger than the other, it's the fact that they don't even link up with each other.
          I have no clue how you even came to that conclusion, you would've made more sense if you said something like

          Tbf, if Majin Vegeta could resist magic mind control from Babadi with sheer will power, I could imagine Jiren overcoming someone like MM

          >Stop acting like mind manipulation is a great feat, lifting a human is a feat greater than that.
          You can't lift away your trauma anon, and Jiren has plenty of that to work with. He got so pissy at Goku for going "yeah friends are cool" that he attempted to murder the entire Z-Crew, he can easily get his head fricked with.

          • 2 years ago
            DoctorGreen

            >show me anything that states mind manipulation deals in energy
            >that states
            You don't need to rationalize it. Just remember how the brain works and what It manipulates.
            With that I don't need to reply to the rest of your post, for that post draws its arguments from a severe tunnel vision.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Literally incapable of showing anything from DC or DB that shows there's a connection between energy and mind control
              I accept your concession moron. Next time don't shove your foot in your mouth with an argument that has zero footing.

              Post never ever match ups

              They'd never have the balls to do the proper Gojo fight.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Does kakashi even have anything in his arsenal to deal with infinity?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's Kamui or any move that transports Gojo into another dimension. He got hard fricked by the CUBE that did exactly that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kamui wouldn't hit Gojo, like, at all. He can manipulate the space around him.

                That fight would send Kakashi to the oxygen.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Does Kakashi have any genjutu's that are passive or attack internals while bypassing defenses? I think the only ways to work around Infinity is to have something that would be allowed to go through the automated defenses of the ability or something that can bypass it entirely.

                Will infinite work in the kamui dimension? I have not been up to date with jjk

                Probably would. Infinity got snuffed by the meat cube because it cancelled out cursed techniques, but if he just got dropped in the Kamui dimension he'd most likely still have access to it, he just wouldn't be able to get out I'd assume.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Keywords the space around him, Kamui doesn't have a vector since it activates at the point coordinate of wherever Kakashi is looking. With no vector, it isn't crossing any distance considering infinity's gimmick being the ability to create infinite distance between matter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Will infinite work in the kamui dimension? I have not been up to date with jjk

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                True

              • 2 years ago
                DoctorGreen

                are you mentally behind? any change in the mind is a change in the brain. duh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gojo is really hard to beat because he can put a literally infinite amount of space between you and him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf, if Majin Vegeta could resist magic mind control from Babadi with sheer will power, I could imagine Jiren overcoming someone like MM

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Although this would technically be making things up. It also implies all Magic users are the same. Also Moro's magic didn't give a shit about Vegeta's power level.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >sheer will power
        God, I hate this fricking stupid shitty meme.

        Will power isn't a thing.

        • 2 years ago
          DoctorGreen

          >Will power isn't a thing.
          as a Green guy, your post offends me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >41% soon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can't even explain will power. Go ahead, I'll wait.
            It's just a stupid fricking meme perpetuated by Pisstards because Luffy doesn't have planet level feats.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >One Piece out of nowhere
              Certified rent free moment

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >He thinks One Piece invented Will power.
              Just because you're incapable of putting down the food making you fat doesn't mean will power doesn't exist.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's the power to persist for yourself and others and to resist, anon. It's the power to keep going despite everything being against you, it is that simple.
              Also One Piece didn't invent willpower, it has existed for longer than you and I have been alive multiplied. You are mind broken and should seek help.

            • 2 years ago
              DoctorGreen

              lmao

              >killing the Joker does not destroy the universe
              Batkek universe says otherwise.

              what happened with Batkek anyway? Is He involved in Black Crisis?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                brain Batkek got shoved into a super sun and died
                body Batkek is currently in Fortnite planning on an omniversal invasion
                neither are involved in Black Crisis

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Everything about Batkek reads like a combination of an edgy fanfic and a shitpost

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's why Batkek is for the Marquis of Death

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Black Crisis
                Is this what it's actually called?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This dude really thinks one piece invented the concept of will power

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Seriously still crying because people said Luffy had more willpower than Naruto and Ichigo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But Naruto does have more will power than Luffy. It's standard shonen tropes. But most of the presented will power displays would actually fall under the feats umbrella.

                The poison example from One Piece, that's just how much stamina Luffy had at the time to resist the poison. He replenished it all by eating a lot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >STILL crying about Luffy having more Willpower than Narutard
                I'm almost embarrassed by how hard you're going with this. That shit was two days ago.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're only doing this shit because Plas is too much for Fluffy. But only because you don't realize Naruto is even worse of a MU for him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"N-no! Luffy doesn't have more will than Molestuto! You just want this for an MU!"
                Wrong. I'm doing this because I enjoy laughing at your moronation. You are LITERALLY scrambling for any argument to throw against Luffy and it isn't working, you're just spreading yourself wide open for everyone else to see.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Most people want Luffy vs Naruto casual kun

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >But Naruto does have more will power than Luffy. It's standard shonen tropes.
                It may be a standard trope but anime itself has always acknowledged some people have a stronger will than others. And the fact is, Luffy does have a stronger will to get shit done.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This

                You're only doing this shit because Plas is too much for Fluffy. But only because you don't realize Naruto is even worse of a MU for him.

                as the other guy said you haven’t explained why naruto has a stronger will at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Better willpower feats like with Drum Island’s mountain

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sometimes just sayinbg nothing is better because I hate this match. It's fricking boring.

                Plas vs Luffy is Luffy's best MU.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf, if Majin Vegeta could resist magic mind control from Babadi with sheer will power, I could imagine Jiren overcoming someone like MM

      J'onn has a psychic attack that ignores resistance and reduces the victim to a fetus
      GG no re

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care who Taylor would fight as long as she get stomped. FRICK Wormgays.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    J'ohn once turned Joker sane.
    That's a greater feat than stopping all time everywhere.

    • 2 years ago
      DoctorGreen

      It would be nice if it was explain that a sane joker would frick the universe like Richard getting a job.

      It would make the whole Batman's "Muh Joker" make sense.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        killing the Joker does not destroy the universe so no, brainwashing the Joker is whatevs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >killing the Joker does not destroy the universe
          Batkek universe says otherwise.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Injustice Universe proves otherwise

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't Superman end up in Jail/PZ when IJ ends?
              Yeah it's fricked compared to regular DC Earth but it's not completely fricked like Batkek's verse

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >leave Excalibur to me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying they wouldn’t choose Gilgamesh of all fate character and moronicly wank him up to multiversal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        of all fate character and moronicly wank him up to multiversal
        Are there still morons who don’t believe in multiversal Nasuverse? Go back to 2004

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post never ever match ups

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Dr Doom dab on fanfic gilgamesh?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tobi's going to lose to Vader, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"The power to run away like a b***h pales in comparison to the power of The Force"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are they actually going to do it?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Will power
    >A thing
    It's called feats. A character does something because he can, not because he thinks he can do it.

    • 2 years ago
      DoctorGreen

      next you are gonna say power of friendship is not a legit power

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There are people here who unironically think willpower only exists in vsdebates

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There are people here who unironically think willpower only exists in vsdebates

      >there are characters who literally use willpower as a direct energy source for their abilities
      >hurr durr it's not real

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it exists in fiction therefore it exists in real life
        anon...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are people actually dumb enough to think willpower isn't an actual thing? I thought you guys were joking about not believing in it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            will is absolutely a function of the mind but the argument was that it exists in fiction therefore it exists in real life

            Post chicken carcas, tranalam

            ? elaborate on what this is supposed to mean

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post chicken carcas, tranalam

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How Naruto easily wins against Luffy

    1. shove one finger up his ass
    2. creates a mini rasengan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too slow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seth disagrees.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When kakashi used one thousand years of death he noticed naruto hole was very loose

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone here remember hero wars?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard of it

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Narutard
    >Shitffy
    Ichigo stomps them both

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who? Sorry can you mention actual characters instead of some OC you came up with.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Manhunter wins, but there is a way to "do a Tifa" so Dragon Ball could have a pity win against DC
    >Wank "Vegeta resisting Babidi's mind control" to say that MM mind frickery couldn't work on Jiren.
    >Pretend Fernus doesn't exist
    >Say that Manhunter is just Wonder Woman levels of speed and strength.
    >Telekinesis and phasing won't work because Ki protect all the body
    >If Manhunter enter inside Jiren's body he will just increase the temperature of his body via Ki.
    >Jiren tanked SSB Vegeta's Final Flash so heat vision wouldn't do shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't Fernus kinda circumstantial?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the weird thing. He's treated as circumstancial but according to hus story the only thing keeping him at bay is MM being cautious about fire. The actual circumstances to bring him out should be easy to replacate.
        That said writers often just ignore all that abs act like the fire weakness is purely physical all the time.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's something you should know about Heisei Godzilla. Apparently, military weapons actually do hurt him. He just heals so fast that any damage is immediately reversed. So it's a nerf to durability and a massive buff to regen. Guess that evens out in the end

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros….

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One Punch Man will end with Saitama punching Murata in the face

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jiren is barely stronger than a ssgb according to vegeta. He also had trouble defeating vegeta, and ultimately lost against u7 (the universe where vegeta is from). MM wins effortlessly may I add

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The SHITvie isn't canon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Jiren is barely stronger than a ssgb according to vegeta.

      Why are you lying?

      Jiren had much better control over his power than Vegeta and Goku, that's what created the gigantic gulf between them.

      When Vegeta said "he's not much stronger" he was referring to ki energy.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Naruto has the will of fire. That alone makes it better because Luffy's will has no name. BADABOOM, done.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>That alone makes it better because Luffy's will has no name
      >What is Conquerors Haki

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That isn't will.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is literally the Will of Kings. Its entire purpose is to overwhelm people with Willpower and render them unconscious.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If Luffy dares to touch Naruto with anything spiritual, he gets sucked inside his chakra realm and Kurama eats him.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >kurama
              Dead

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Spiritual
              >Will

              will is absolutely a function of the mind but the argument was that it exists in fiction therefore it exists in real life
              [...]
              ? elaborate on what this is supposed to mean

              Ah in that case, yes his argument is moronic, but the people (not you) who think Will was created by OP or doesn't actually exist are dumb.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                From the wiki
                >Haki is a mysterious power that allows the user to utilize their own spiritual energy for various purposes.
                He connects his spiritual energy to Naruto's, he's fricked.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >From the wiki
                NTA but what happened with knowing OP like the palm of your hand anon?, you're looking like a speedreader right now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >muh will is totally not just a spiritual mumbo jumbo! Reylight isn't right!

                Naruto drinks Luffy's soul out of a straw.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Chakra isn’t your soul

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                From the wiki
                >The two components of chakra: physical energy and spiritual energy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That’s not your soul. Which is why people can run out of chakra and not like become soulless

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >N-no, that doesn't count
                How easy. Especially when DB already equalizes all types of soul energy attacks.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Have fun being a schizo, seething about people on a specific thread on the comic and cartoons board

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t say it didn’t count. I said it wasn’t a soul.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not with Naruto’s low willpower

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Will of D.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Current OP>>>

    [...]

    naruto

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Naruto is the reason sakura is alive in the first place. That alone makes WEAKER than luffy

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never understood how DBZ characters can reasonably be put against comic characters when even a relatively low level DBZ character can blow up a planet by looking at it funny,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the problem is that, on screen, the characters never ascended past planet busting until Super. there are also what seem like asterisks about busting cosmic bodies in Z. it's not limited to Frieza planet-busting by disrupting the core, which inexplicably causes the planet to explode as well as Monster Carrot and his cohorts surviving the moon blowing up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And it feels like the power progression gets smaller from there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Whoa bro DB characters are like so powerful bro you see how they blew up that city whoooaaa!"
      If there is one positive thing about Death Battle, it's that I get to see Dragon "Sneezing and destroying a planet" Ball eat shit, because the fans annoy me that much.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KENNY HELP ME

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Using fanmade videos
      >Made by T***K****** users
      Automatically loses all validity

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kaijuhomosexuals are equivalent to bronies
    Give these stupid queers a containment board, already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They have one, it's /m/.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only mecha is ever posted there
        Looks like kaijuhomosexualry is unpopular everywhere you go

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >how dare people discuss kaiju in the death battle thread, only capeshit and anime are allowed
      Why are you like this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >crying like a b***h
        Why are you like this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously, why do you hate kaiju so much? Did a kaiju fan cuck you or some shit?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >b***h tears

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Confirmed, a kaiju fan cucked nikogay and possibly fricked his mom

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Confirmed kaijugays are single mother products who cried themselves to sleep to the sound of their mom's getting tag-teamed by Tyrone and Jamal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to ottos discord homosexual, I’m pretty sure of who you are

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then you're supremely moronic, dumbfrick
                Maybe your tripgay husbando and his boys will stop by later and show you a good time, but I'm here ragging on gays all on my own
                Get on my fricking level, homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                At least tell us why you hate them so much old wise one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can you into context

                >if you dislike off-topic spam and obvious shilling, you're obsessed
                have a nice day, kaijufilth

                at all??

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Except it’s just about as off topic and spammy as any of the anime shit discussed here and you don’t care at all about that

                Please at least enlighten us on your autism or just admit that you’re a schizo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not a kaiju fan but why DO you hate them so much? At this point it just seems like an obsession.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >if you dislike off-topic spam and obvious shilling, you're obsessed
        have a nice day, kaijufilth

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >off topic
          How dare people discuss who would win in a who would win thread. They should only discuss Dragonball and DC

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is a Death Battle thread, on Cinemaphile
            We have standards, which includes showing scaly kaijuqueers the door, newfren

            >Kaijutalk
            >Off topic OR spam
            So it is just obsession, gotcha. Last (You), enjoy being deranged.

            Why don't you try making your kailu threads, again, homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Kaijutalk
          >Off topic OR spam
          So it is just obsession, gotcha. Last (You), enjoy being deranged.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *kills the entire Wan Pissverse*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Boreuto

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Canceledphibia

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Watch your tone, boy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >SHITkura fan
            BOOM, back to the fricking gutter with you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Anne-sama is so strong she turned Narutard characters into toys
              Kneel, NOW. Or you're NEXT b***huto.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >W*stern troonymation
                That might be better than Wan Piss but it pales in comparidon to GODruto.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"GODruto"
                >Shows a clip of him getting his ass raped
                What did anon mean by this?
                >>W*stern troonymation
                This scene? Made the b***hes at Pierrot shit themselves in inferiority. Like I said, KNEEL.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Luffy vs Katakuri was better

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >call out nikogay for being an ottotard
    >stops posting immediately
    Lmao I knew it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, fully moronic
      Called it

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ignoring that homosexual

    Destroyah stomps Iris and there’s nothing Kenny can do about that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Explain why, shitstain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >spacegodzilla absorbed stars and survived a black hole
        >destroyah is beyond spacegodzilla
        Seethe and cope Kenny

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Star level vs Planet+ level except Planet+ level scales above someone who had a better version of the Star Level's basic attack. Your point being?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Gamera isn’t planet plus you idiot

            Seeing all this Godzilla vs Gamera posting in every thread I have a hunch that Ultraman vs Godzilla will be what causes the /trash/ exile

            Nah, I accept Ultraman winning

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Time for absurdist copypasta bait.
              Iris is explicitly stated to be able to destroy the world, and Gamera is stated to threaten to destroy the earth in the exact same movie from a different character. He also caused enough tectonic activity to create actual tsunamis in the interquel manga as a mere byproduct of fighting Barugon, so the idea of him being able to do that isn't that far fetched. I know a tsunami isn't that much, but if you know the reason they happen you'd understand a couple of things
              Either
              >He was fighting hard enough he actually moved the Earth's mantle
              >He was able to create force equal to the earth's mantle moving.
              As a fricking byproduct. Not even directly. Also, remember he canonically grows in power over time, and this was right smack in the middle of 2 and 3. Which gives him a ton of time to keep growing in power before 1999.
              If you make the jump from "Military knocks you down" to "BTFO'ing a guy who no-sold getting nuked" to "Surviving a city-buster while badly injured" to "Moving tectonic plates" in around a 3 year timespan, and then get your ass beat a year later in physical combat, I don't even know what to say to you.

              Look, Iris has little to no information about it, period. So I was forced to fill in the blanks based on the Heisei Gamera timeline and do some stuff involving abilities. Apparently a lot was happening between the movies and he has some vague, but present, kind of canon powercreep or some shit.
              That, and how Gamera is one of those characters who nobody does any actual research beyond surface-level about, so I was forced to do it myself. Capiche?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He was actually born in a black hole and was sent out of a white hole. Like a tube connecting space.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing all this Godzilla vs Gamera posting in every thread I have a hunch that Ultraman vs Godzilla will be what causes the /trash/ exile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla does not "fight" the likes of Ultraman. Godzilla simply WINS.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Behold

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Screencapping this for when Godzilla/Ultraman fight.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is godzilla and naruto even Cinemaphile?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We discuss everything here in case you haven’t noticed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because troony jannies can't do their fricking jobs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile has always welcomed Kaijuposting and Naruto is one of those autistically controversial battleboard darlings where people range from "Spider-Man can give Naruto trouble" to "Naruto no-diffs all the Heralds of Galactus at the same time" without very much in between

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if Naraku just absorbed Muzan in an actual death battle.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    On a scale from 1 to 10, how much does hype play into wank?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      0 gameragay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Doomguy
        >Kratos
        >SCP
        The list goes on and on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      10, a definite 10. Dragon Ball, DMC, Kratos and SCP wank is proof of this.

      0 gameragay

      >Everyone I disagree with is an Xgay
      You need to be checked into a mental hospital.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He’s actually talking to me though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      depends on the character. some writers are more generous with purple prose than others

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hype overwhelmingly affects morons, and morons have no sense of quality or scale. Consequently, they aren't actually capable of real wank. They just don't know any better

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    J

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ooj

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Desk of Death Battle is back. The 70s Superman Movies were weird.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You fricking think?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I know about the powers that were in the old films. Jocelyn's #MeToo jokes were ehh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Even her fricking avatar has hit the wall
      Oof

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Deciding to use animated OC's was one of the worst decisions DB ever made. I'm 90% sure that a good 7/10ths of the animation budget goes towards them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >a good 7/10ths of the budget
          They suck, add nothing, and I hate seeing them, so that checks out

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I feel they should reserve them for visual gags

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Only if those are physical gags where they endure some damage or other for gay in-show lore purposes are passable, if kept brief and to a minimum. Anything involving them looking at the viewer with lazy-eyed grinning homosexuals is unacceptable

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why do they decided to animate that? Does anyone like the dynamics and jokes of the show?
          I just see Death Battle for the battle animations and to laugh at the wanking.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Does anyone like the dynamics and jokes of the show?
            Personally I like the off-screen jokes a lot better, like Wiz going "is there a gas leak in here" in Madara vs Aizen. The animated segments add absolutely nothing, and the jokes they make worked way better when they weren't doing them on-screen.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            To jump the shark
            Like with Ringmaster
            And Dummy
            And that shitty KM vs RS episode
            Next year they'll add a fricking talking dog I swear

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If I had to look at the voice of wiz for death battle on the regular, I wouldnt watch death battle. That guy is just awful looking.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sadness does that to you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, but the animated version isn't much better. Hell they should just stick with the off screen everything.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Notes on the latest podcast:
    >Ben did not expect to do the shill episode at the beginning of the season
    >Swan says (brown-nosing) people were actually debating whether the shill episode was better than Wolverine vs Raiden, which he considers one of the best episodes
    >Swan was the one who provided the Misty Knight Antarctic vibranium panel
    >Ben did not expect the resurgence of Revengeance
    >Swan says that Kojima was prescient about societal trends, laughs that Kojima was blamed for the assassination of Shinzo Abe
    >Ben says the fireside chats are not serious, to not take things from there seriously
    >Ben declares The Boys shill episode was an official episode, as was Raiden vs Excalibur, but not the t-shirt merch episode or Mewtwo vs Vegeta
    >Swan is aware of the records, asks if Raiden's loss counts towards Metal Gear's record since they were close to 3-0, notes Marvel was 3-0 at some point
    >Swan notes KH could go 3-0, thinks they win most of their fights
    >The Boys and Warframe are the only official sponsored episodes, since Death Battle has to determine who fights and who wins
    >Ben considers Metal Gear and Warframe two of the most complicated franchises ever made
    >Ben advocating for Shepard, Swan for Star Lord
    >Swan thought Star Lord was Spidey tier, found he's currently a herald
    >Swan doesn't much about Halo or Mass Effect
    >Swan showing mercy for Ben's incredible stretches about biotics vs Quill
    >Ben brings up the squad fight possibility, Sam the ship fight possibility
    >Ben somehow thinks Jack could do anything to a herald
    >Swan brings up Legion vs HK-47
    >Ben says "I don't care if I sound like a shill right now" when gushing about Warframe
    >Death Battle discord opens on the 18th to members
    >Sam wants to gatekeep "dickheads", people will be allowed in waves
    >Star Lord wins on the herald stuff, Swans says it wouldn't be in a real episode
    >Swan says Marvel is an "orgy of scaling at a certain point"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WTF? Since when is Quill a herald-tier?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Ben advocating for Shepard, Swan for Star Lord
      Wouldn't be a terrible match up. Not a good one either, but not terrible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh boy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Swan notes KH could go 3-0, thinks they win most of their fights
      MEN... WE ARE UNBEATABLE.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was sort of frustrating that around that time one of their researchers named "KirbyKid" actually piped up and his name was read and they didn't bring up Kirby's record either.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's just cause unless Meta Knight goes up against Riku, Kirby is destined to go 3-0 too.
          KH just has way more winnable 3-0 fights, like MK, Palpatine, Sakura, Sasuke, and so on thanks to Universal feats and scaling, and multiversal wank.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            KH vs Kirby would be too perfect, too. From a meta perspective, both series first had the hero fight (Sora vs Pit, Kirby vs Buu), and then the king (Mickey vs Yoda, Dedede vs Wario), and for the third could potentially have the rivals. One series goes 3-0, the other loses their undefeated record. It's a pity we're probably going to get more stupid matches like Meta Knight vs Zero and Riku vs Sasuke instead.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They'd be much more inclined to do something like Palpatine vs Xehanort, which is an uber stomp in favor of Xehanort since he's immune to Palp's one wincon before anything else. But I get what you're saying, personally I'd enjoy seeing the scramble for the 3-0 if they do Meta Knight vs Riku.

              >Swan notes KH could go 3-0
              >Notes
              >Could
              I have a hunch that now they will search for a match that KH loses, even if they have to do another "Ryuko vs Shadow" type episode

              They'd have to look pretty fricking hard then, cause all of the main character KH fights have the Kingdom characters winning, aside from maybe Shulk.
              If they ended up doing something like Lea vs Human Torch or Organization 13 vs Luthor's squad of villain fodder to make KH lose I'd laugh. It'd show how desperate they are to prevent people from going 3-0.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              NO. Kirby is for AMAZO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                AMAZO is for Cell.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                NO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No one gives a shit about Amazo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Swan notes KH could go 3-0, thinks they win most of their fights
      MEN... WE ARE UNBEATABLE.

      Straight from the horse's mouth, now let's make it happen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Swan notes KH could go 3-0
      >Notes
      >Could
      I have a hunch that now they will search for a match that KH loses, even if they have to do another "Ryuko vs Shadow" type episode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's going to be difficult, since they set the precedent for the big names being universe level. They would unironically have to do something like Kairi vs Carol Ferris or some nonsense like that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        KH doesn't just win their matchups, all them are popular, involve popular characters and are almost guaranteed to a net a good amount of views.
        It's a choice of forcing shitty unpopular matchup no one wants to satisfy the ego of scoregays or they're gonna do the obvious ones people want...
        Yeah, the 3-0 is a forgone conclusion, better prepare now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The two last good SW fights got 2 - nearly 6 million views
          >KH4 is in the works
          >There are only two highly popular Star Wars MU's left
          Yeah I think we all know where this is headed, unless they hit us with a curveball and do Riku vs Knight.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Meta Knight wins that right?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No? Riku is 2nd after Sora on the hero team.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why not? They put fricking Dedede at multiverse level

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Depends on how high you scale. Riku without wank is universal from holding back a completed Kingdom Hearts with the other guardians of light. He can also probably do almost everything Sora and Xehanort can do, like body steal, travel through time to a point where you exist etc. Then there's the added factor of his abilities and such, and then there's the Data-Riku multiversal wank.

              I still cannot believe they spend almost a decade asking for KH3 and Sora in Smash, just for the former to be forgotten right away as soon as it came out and for people to end up playing Pyra and Mythra instead of Sora.

              KH just has a loud, vocal fanbase that likes to pretend that they are mainstream and love the games, but it's all just fake hype. Just like the Black Clover fandom. No surprise the two Death Battles featuring KH characters underperformed.

              >just for the former to be forgotten right away as soon as it came out
              Huh? It got a follow up like 1-2 years after it released, which is faster than most KH games.
              It mainly got hate though since the story is confusing as shit to newer people thanks to Nomura.
              >and for people to end up playing Pyra and Mythra instead of Sora.
              People play the top tier characters in games? Whoa...these are pretty bad points dude. You could argue that wanting Sephiroth in smash is fake hype since more people play Kazuya.

              >in character mind rape that's superior to mind rape that can affect an entire Galaxy
              well the record is over

              Which record? Cause if it's KH's then Palpatine is not the one to do it. Constant dimensional mind frickery and corruption resistance > Galactic mind rape.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >in character mind rape that's superior to mind rape that can affect an entire Galaxy
            well the record is over

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I still cannot believe they spend almost a decade asking for KH3 and Sora in Smash, just for the former to be forgotten right away as soon as it came out and for people to end up playing Pyra and Mythra instead of Sora.

          KH just has a loud, vocal fanbase that likes to pretend that they are mainstream and love the games, but it's all just fake hype. Just like the Black Clover fandom. No surprise the two Death Battles featuring KH characters underperformed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're confusing popularity in tournaments to actual popularity. If this was the case Bayonetta 2 copies would have outsold the actual console it was sold on.
            And of course Stomp Matches would underperform especially when they have much better AUs. Like who was seriously asking for Sora vs Pit?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >You're confusing popularity in tournaments to actual popularity
              Nope. Pyra and Mythra are the most used Ultimate characters in general. They have been at the top of usage rates since they came out.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              a few people asked for Sora vs Pit but it's honestly such a poorly researched episode that it probably shouldn't count, the whole thing with Phosphora being completely ignored is a notable example

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Soragays are still butthurt that their character failed to be Bayonetta's levels of broken, overshadowed by Steve, Kazuya, Min Min, and Pneuma
              >Their two Death Battles sucked and have been forgotten or skipped by most
              >They still want a third flop Death Battle
              Yeap, I was there when Armada shot down all those Soragays. Even Joker and Sephiroth are more used and popular than Sora, despite people barely asking for them in Smash polls. Vocal and loud minorities are dangerous.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Please name a single person upset that Sora isn't a broken monster in smash.
                two Death Battles sucked and have been forgotten or skipped by most
                Anon....those were their two least wanted MU's. It is funny that you mention a vocal minority and then point out fights that were wanted by a vocal minority.
                >Unironically using Smash numbers to gauge a characters populairty
                Step aside DMC fans, the KINGS of popularity are here.

                >KHgays forcefully bringing our girl into the conversation out of nowhere
                Why? No action game fan that has some self-respect would ever bother discussing KH at all. It's just a lame action-JRPG meant to shill Disney shit. We don't overlap at all, outside of Smash.

                Not a single person rooting for Sora or KH in general mentioned Bayo, what are you on.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                who beat Dante and Sora? Steve and Pyra?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        After EvsR was announced, I began to wonder if they didn't like winning streaks in general. People usually bring up how Marvel was the first to go 3-0, but was it also the only one to go 3-0?
        >Fatal Fury 2-0 with Terry and Mai, Geese loses to Heihachi
        >TMNT 2-0 with Leo and Shredder, Leonardo loses to Jason

        KH doesn't just win their matchups, all them are popular, involve popular characters and are almost guaranteed to a net a good amount of views.
        It's a choice of forcing shitty unpopular matchup no one wants to satisfy the ego of scoregays or they're gonna do the obvious ones people want...
        Yeah, the 3-0 is a forgone conclusion, better prepare now

        >KH doesn't just win their matchups, all them are popular, involve popular characters and are almost guaranteed to a net a good amount of views.
        Could you clarify that part? I don't what you're trying to say.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          funny since Power Rangers was the first to go 0-3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The KH matchups people ask for are against popular franchises (Star Wars, Naruto).
          If Death battle want to do another KH episode, they will go for a popular one for the views and they win all of those

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ah okay, thanks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Marvel was 3-0 in the ScrewAttack era when almost all the battles where Cinemaphile and Death Battle wasn't as popular as now. So I think there were few people who cared about scores if any.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Death Battle wasn't as popular as now.
            Death Battle is less popular now.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because reasons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Buncha goofs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ben considers Metal Gear and Warframe two of the most complicated franchises ever made
      RIP Fategays. They're never ever getting in lmao!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how the organizer and creator of a channel dedicated towards researching franchises in order to determine who'd win in a death fight can have such a normie taste in everything. You'd think he'd dip his toes in the shit people want to see on the show a bit more often.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That applies to the whole team except Chad I think

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is a tourist from Cinemaphile talking about smash bros? What the frick is going on? Who even brought it up?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably someone seething Sakurai passed over their literal who

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's trying to make a false equivalency thinking use in tournaments is 1:1 how popular they are overall.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >KHgays forcefully bringing our girl into the conversation out of nowhere
    Why? No action game fan that has some self-respect would ever bother discussing KH at all. It's just a lame action-JRPG meant to shill Disney shit. We don't overlap at all, outside of Smash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      forgot pic

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >debating whether EvsR or WvsR is better
    I hate modern death battle fans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's the logic? I know "muh subjectivity" and shit but Ex VS Raiden legit has nothing over its predecessor except arguably the soundtrack, which has nothing to do with the actual episode's quality. Wolverine VS Raiden has better choreography, better visuals, better interactions, a better JtR scene, a better and more climatic kill AND a longer fight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The logic is "I will textually suck your dick so maybe you'll suggest one of the fights I want in the future"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is being a yesman and being liked by a few people really all it takes to get my matchups shilled?

          The original two Metal Gear fights are peak DeathBattle. Then season 3 happened and the decline started. Then again, some will argue it started with the first shill match ever, Yang vs Tifa in season 2.

          I'd argue the decline started around Season 7

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Seasons 3 & 4 were a definite step down from Season 2, things picked back up with 5 & 6, then went back downhill with 7.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hmm, I see the pattern. 1 and 2 good, 3 and 4 bad, 5 and 6 good, 7 and 8 bad, 9 and 10 good?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, the main things holding this season back are
                >Capeshit/Dumb matchup spam
                >Forced references
                >Fight length
                but I think it can still be saved

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The original two Metal Gear fights are peak DeathBattle. Then season 3 happened and the decline started. Then again, some will argue it started with the first shill match ever, Yang vs Tifa in season 2.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >KHgays are randomly picking fights with Bayo and DMC gays
    Hey, it's not our fault that KH games suck. If you want to b***h at someone, then b***h instead at Nomura or Square Enix.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"Alright! Demyx is here. Time to shred my way to a third win for Kingdom Hea...."
      >"Frickin DADS c**t. G'em, Malta!"
      >"R-r-raptor sama.....p-please AAAAIIIEEEEEE. I KNEEL. I KNEEL! AAHHHHH OUR THIRD WIN, NOOOOOOOO"

      >scrambling as Swan makes clear what was already obvious
      KH WILL go 3-0 and you WILL cope with it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's more important to have 3 good games than 3 wins in Death Battle. KH can brag about the latter, but they will never be able to compensate for lacking the former.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's more important to have 3 good games than 3 wins in Death Battle.
          KH1, KH 365 Days, KH3. Last one is up to personal taste but I liked it cause of form changes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're right, I'll take the 9 good KH games instead

            >KHgay so butthurt, he took the bait and replied twice
            Yeap, an insecure manchild still stuck in his Disney phase, just as I expected.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >[incoherent schizo babble]
              Cope all the way back to Cinemaphile

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, I'll take the 9 good KH games instead

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Alright! Demyx is here. Time to shred my way to a third win for Kingdom Hea...."
    >"Frickin DADS c**t. G'em, Malta!"
    >"R-r-raptor sama.....p-please AAAAIIIEEEEEE. I KNEEL. I KNEEL! AAHHHHH OUR THIRD WIN, NOOOOOOOO"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Using the FAKE DemyxGOD
      You should be ashamed of yourself.

      who beat Dante and Sora? Steve and Pyra?

      It was Crash, Geno and Doom. Steve was under them by a few votes.
      https://sourcegaming.info/2020/06/20/mega-smash-poll-ssbu-fighter-pass-2/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Last time I checked Lord Raptor can't do reaction commands, so this is an auto-win for Demyx.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"Frickin DADS c**t. G'e-"
        >"W-ait...is that a....CLOAK OF DARKNESS???" AIIIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME KO-SAMA HE'S TOO STRONG!!!"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >VSBW
          No

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hey I'm not looking through ten post-story Darkstalkers cutscenes to find a clip of LR going "Nooo his heart is too corrupted I can't frick him!"
            Unless the inability to corrupt evilness is bullshit or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >KHgays getting uppity in the threads
      Not on Terumibro's fricking watch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Xemnas, and by extension Young Xehanort, is for Kessler.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think nikogay would an hero if Godzilla got the 3-0?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He won't

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >KHgays trying to pick a fight with other fandoms
    You are even more pathetic than bengays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pretending to be a Halgay
      The desperation is becoming clear

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I see a VS argument online, I check to see if it's older than a year. If it's that, I don't consider it valid.
    Like, if I saw a thread from 2015, I'd say "Yeah, that's not valid"
    It's strange

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My head hurts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Take a break from the screen for a couple of minutes, get some water too while you're at it and try to lay down for a few. If your head is still hurting try taking a hot-ish shower with enough steam in it to help your head. If that doesn't work take some pain relief pills and call it a night big guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've done two of those

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In that case skip straight to the last two steps. Water, pain relief pills and a goodnight's sleep will have you feeling better by the morning.

          Trunks is so attractive. How do I get a boyfriend like Trunks bros?

          Find a cosplayer or a cute guy with a big forehead and serenade them. Once you're dating him all you need to do is ask them to dress up like Trunks and your dreams will be fulfilled.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trunks is so attractive. How do I get a boyfriend like Trunks bros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate death battle, but I keep coming back to it whenever a new episode comes out

    Is this what addiction feels like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible you simply like this imageboard and like the power scaling hobby, so these threads are right up your alley in theory

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Um, irisisters, wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let me take a wild guess
      >Spacegodzilla did this thing off-screen
      Is that it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then what was it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was a highball calc of the legion flower detonation vs a calc of how much energy it takes to split all the oxygen atoms in Tokyo which is what it is stated to be able to do

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That’s a bit of an odd choice. Can’t Legion also split ions?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Actually no, scratch that, it wasn’t splitting ions. It was apparently removing ionic bonds or some shit, like an atom smasher

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why not simply use petatons and be done with it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because they gotta make it sound more impressive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This kills the Gameragay even more, somehow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Via the strangest thing they could’ve done: A statement

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My homie your entire argument relies on vague statements like “the world will be destroyed”

          Pot meet kettle

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Gamera has at least some slight justification for planet level, like how he’s linked to the entire planet’s energy supply or how his fight with Barugon in the interquel caused enough tectonic activity to create tsunamis as a mere byproduct of said fight. If you know how earthquakes and tsunamis work you know exactly how dangerous this is.
            Whatever. Although we also need to take into account how Iris can copy the powers of it’s foe after eating some DNA. So make of that what you will

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Godzilla did the same shit by hitting battra larva against tectonic plates

              Gamera will always get stomped by Godzilla
              Iris will always get stomped by destoroyah
              Simple as

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even if we implied a general stat equality?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean a statement that doesn't really come to mind when you think "Destroyah."
            And honestly, it's one that I applaud because it's something he can actually do.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >KHgays
    pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So is this gonna become the next Dip?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I almost forgot that today is the anniversary of this.
    Happy Anniversary wetbacks!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so is it agreed upon that the first one was better?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the 2nd one technically looks better but the 1st one has soul

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MMH is gay. Jiren is not. End of discussion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does Queeren even have a wife and kids?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your mother and yourself respectively.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So no? Not a single demonstration of heteronormative sexuality, just constant sycophantic wienersucking?
          Ok, then

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >daddy issues and teenaged angst
            Anon... it's time to reconcile with your father.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >heteronormative
            only women and trannies use words like this

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Afraid of a word, pussy b***h?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >trannies live rent free
                Good job, schizo. Keep on fighting kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thus, the anti-Jiren troony reveals himself.

                >trannies live rent free
                Good job, schizo. Keep on fighting kek

                >schizophobia
                get out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if i project trannies everywhere, i win
                lol
                lmao, even

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                address your schizophobia chud

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        his species doesn't have females and they're extinct, confirmed incel homosexual

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jiren is more powerful than mmh superman captain marvel green lantern flash dr fate and spectre put together and composited

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could read shit like this
    >1.6021773e-7
    Then I could do some calcs

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Iris better get ready for the BCC (big crustacean wiener)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't squids eat crabs?

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who is a good match for composite Jason?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nemesis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Evil Ernie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Composite Michael and Composite Leatherface with the Potara Earings. Also new Halloween Ends trailer just came out.

      Nemesis

      I kind of like that one anon's suggestion of Nemesis vs Durge.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins, Dante or Kratos?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guy with a gun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        can the guns actually kill kratos though? he's been hit with moronic shit and fought teleporters before

        • 2 years ago
          DoctorGreen

          >can guns
          if guns are at least as strong as DCAU Superman's punches, absolutely.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            doesn't dante charge his guns with demonic energy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lets wait until Ragnarok comes out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fanfic Kratos

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    well now Saitama can solo most verses by literally sneezing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And yet he still loses all of his main MU's, ain't that a funny thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can he beat Naruto

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unless Saitama punches out ONE in the last chapter, he still ain't beating Popeye. Also see

      And yet he still loses all of his main MU's, ain't that a funny thing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        did I mention Popeye?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        did I mention Popeye?

        Are people still trying to argue that Saitama can beat Popeye? The only person that could do it would be Bobobo since he's "immune" to Popeye transforming punches.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look who made a return

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for him to job like all cosmic comic characters are destined to do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All cosmic entities in Marvel/DC are designated to stand around doing nothing and job.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Saitama punches through time travel
    >sneezes away mars and farts his way back to earth
    >exponential growth rate makes him stronger mid fight
    >no diffed someone who could copy strength
    How strong is saitama now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Small building level

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I presume moon sized small buildings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can he beat goku , Superman , vegeta , jiren , Martian man hunter and Popeyes now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes to all but Popeye

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bad author level.

      Can he beat goku , Superman , vegeta , jiren , Martian man hunter and Popeyes now?

      Hahahaha, yeah no.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Bad author level.
        So as strong as Marvel/DC?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's still fighting that homosexual garo? kek boros tier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta milk the arc for all its worth
        it's been going on for over 6 years now

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MM has ptsd when it comes to open flames, but he's also overcome his trauma to it in the past.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goku?
    More like, Joke ku!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t Gear Four Luffy fight SSB

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gear meme

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No tranime character will ever defeat a DC character in Death Battle.
    Cope, seethe and dilate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >calling Cinemaphile shit tranime
      >when marvel and dc are the ones doing pride month bullshit with troony flags
      oh how ironic

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TLDR is that the funny bald man sneezed.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna see Saitama vs Jiren now, simply because it's funny to see who'd fraudcheck who.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Rooting for Jiren so his win will make OPM fans shut the frick up
      >Rooting for Saitama so his win will make DBtards shut the frick up
      That's a hard choice honestly, I'd go with Jiren cause I hate current OPM and the fans make me sick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Saitama stomps fiction seethe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >can't even stomp his setting
          Cope

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing demonic can stand before the Slayer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Multiversal vs building level and edgy
      Anon...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Slayer has killed gods.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Killed Gods
          >Can't kill the funny Halo man (halo's are the accessories of angels)
          The only thing your Slayer has Doomed is his own franchise. He lost to MC and he will lose even harder to Samus, Spawn is not even needed since he'd be overkill.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >thinks the mc v ds fight was legit
            Do your own research, sheep

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >11 years later
              >He STILL seethes at Chump Slayer losing to Master Chief
              Absolutely hilarious. Like I said, he lost to MC, he WILL lose to Samus and he gets raped by Spawn.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he WILL lose to Samus
                Yes Chief will be slaughtered by Samus

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Dick Sucker's are moronic and incapable of reading
                Wow what a shocker. See you when DS dies a horrible screaming death at the hands of Samass.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Narustister...
    It's over...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh chakra spiritual energy
      Weak
      That'd just make Steve faster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Steve is a force to reckon with.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I smell moronation

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saitama won. It's fricking over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He lost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Saitama won.
      >Anyone who can stop power boots would wreck his shit
      >Confirmed to have a fricking micropenis
      Nah.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the higher the power levels get the worse the story becomes
    Hunterchads stay winning.

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