Death Battle

Can he do it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guarantee it.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    superman's strong but he'd be stopped around the point that literally every big cosmic entity gangs up on him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >every big cosmic entity gangs up on him
      To job, as usual

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Luffy
    >Naruto
    >Gamera
    >Kingdom Hearts
    >Scoregayging
    These threads have no place on Cinemaphile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The show is Cinemaphile and so is the OP

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The show is Cinemaphile
        Doesn't matter when you aren't actually discussing the show and instead discuss matchups that are only hypotheticals.
        >so is the OP
        Which also doesn't matter when barely anyone focuses on it to instead discuss what

        >Luffy
        >Naruto
        >Gamera
        >Kingdom Hearts
        >Scoregayging
        These threads have no place on Cinemaphile.

        mentioned.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you aren't actually discussing the show
          Discussing hypothetical matchups still counts as discussing the show and there are always some people talking about previous episodes (Mostly calling them wrong or shit). There's not much left to discuss since we are on hiatus and next time is an easy win for Bond so I'm fine with being sent to trash until the hiatus ends, but I'll keep posting in these threads for as long as I'm allowed to
          >barely anyone focuses on it
          Because last thread's matchup wasn't worth discussing, which is why I made this thread about DC

          [...]

          >[HEADCANON]

          Darkseid already turned out the Beyonder off-panel and made him the Buck from Beyond. Superman wins no problem.

          How about TOAA/Wanda/Odin/Celestials?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >when you aren't actually discussing the show
          then 80% of the threads on this very board should be banned i agree with that statement btw
          But the mods allow the autism as long as it isn't anime vs. anime header or anime vs. video game header or whatever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"T-this i-isn't c-"
      Don't care.
      >B-bu-"
      Don't. Care.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy is a cartoon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m surprised these forms rekindled the debates

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literally scales above the concept of cardinality and the ideation of ‘scale’ or ‘size’ of a set in a manner analogous to a dialectical manner of historical idealism
    >can one-shot and overcome barriers consisting of cabalistic aggregations of all possible hyper-temporal modes in any possible relativistic worldline
    >is a narrative exemplification of total transdual ‘being’, ‘being’ beyond the negative and positive juxtaposition that is story and non-story
    >can tank entire metaverses worth of narrative material being shot at him, with any metaphysical ‘amount’ of this material being able to reset Type 4 Metaverses beyond any set theoretic axiomatic framework
    >Metaverses themselves transcend infinite Type 3 Multiverses infinitely, consisting of axioms that are completely contradictory in reality, leading to infinite principle of explosion type events where 0 = 1, which blows past any ‘type’ of infinity or Multiverse (including Type 4)
    >Is the manifestation beyond a type-omega-bit consciousness, is the post-Hegelian idea of an ‘Obermensch’ in the most Gnostic and anti-Hylic mode of existence; is capable of breaking through ‘the end of history’ as a reification of all goodness in any type of human collective consciousness or unconsciousness

    Was there any doubt about the SuperCHAD?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      KNOCK KNOCK LET THE DEVIL IN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Superman
      What a weakling

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon are you forgetting that Bobobo can and has been killed?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wasn't that by "Wigging Out"?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no this death is completely unrelated to Hajike since his Hairball was destroyed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a long-winded way to say "kept artificially relevant with lots of money."

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He got raped by Russians.
    He would get raped by Marvel.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can he beat Tobirama?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s cooler so yes

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eh? He got his ass kicked by the Avengers in JLA/Avengers, then again by Venom and had a close toe-to-toe with Professor Hulk. He also couldn't take Galactus in his crossover with the F4 and Marvel very much has red suns and people who can produce Kryptonite radiation

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ALL of marvel?
    no.
    all superheroes? yes if they all come at him 1 at the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he could take someone like Norrin

  9. 2 years ago
    CapeworldComics

    Darkseid already turned out the Beyonder off-panel and made him the Buck from Beyond. Superman wins no problem.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Issue?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >"Weaker than Gok-"
    >"AIIIIEEEEE SAVE ME BEJITA-SAMA THEY HAVE LAZERS AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE"
    Leave. Now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please cease

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    K;B;C

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    131946902
    [headcanon]
    all you have.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic? Battered
    Shadow? Splattered
    Amy? Tattered
    Shulk? Shattered
    Every FF protag? Scattered
    Blazblue? Never mattered

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      KH wants a fraudcheck badly huh? Terumibro will oblige you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Wasted Vergil
        >Wasted Sephiroth
        The frick makes you twinks think you can step up to me?

        To the tune of 'Crazy Train'

        >*Broken hearts not healing*
        >*khgays are in shame*
        >*They're coping and seething in these threads all day*
        >*They're coping and seething in these threads all day*

        >Terumi
        >Hakumen
        >Lord Raptor
        Looks like the small fry have come out to play...don't worry KHbros, I'LL handle them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >KH gays thinks that they can beat Arcsystem bullshit
          Pitiful

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >KH gays thinks that they can beat Arcsystem bullshit
        Pitiful

        KH is only small fish compared to the real prize

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wasted Vergil
      >Wasted Sephiroth
      The frick makes you twinks think you can step up to me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To the tune of 'Crazy Train'

      >*Broken hearts not healing*
      >*khgays are in shame*
      >*They're coping and seething in these threads all day*
      >*They're coping and seething in these threads all day*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Every FF protag? Sca-
      enough
      enter Butz the harem king

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sora? Dipped

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gets the wrong Sora
        oops

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    131947053
    your post? IGNORED

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post your most wanted AND what their battle score would be called.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brandon already made a song for it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6kp3stdi7s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Filename would be the score.

      Brandon already made a song for it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6kp3stdi7s

      What's stopping Death Battle from giving them a DBX or a full episode at this point?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing, their excuse was that their lack of feats meant they couldn't make the analysis nor the animation interesting, but since they still used Sans last year they may have changed their minds about UT. OFF does have enough feats and lore for an interesting analysis but it isn't popular enough to get an episode

        The Impossible Man would demolish Superman

        Why?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >their excuse was that their lack of feats meant they couldn't make the analysis nor the animation interesting
          That's moronic considering how lackluster they can make big fights such as SK vs AK look, and how grand they can make joke shit like Goomba vs Koopa look. Is it seriously that hard to animated a kid with a knife trying to kill a little league player with rings orbiting him?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Is it seriously that hard to animated a kid with a knife trying to kill a little league player with rings orbiting him?
            It's really easy, multiple people are starting to make (amateur) animations for this matchup for some reason

            so we all agree that Saitama would beat Popeye now right?

            Not enough

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, "animation potential" is a worthless term.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not talking about animation potential, I'm literally asking how hard can it be to do a simple fight with rather simple characters. It's a kid with a knife and a dude with a bat for God's sake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      (me)
      Took me a bit, but these are some the song names I found/came up with for my most wanted fights.
      >Haloid Returns
      >Fire and Fury
      >Riot of the Cage
      >Necrosis Evolved
      >Cunning Vileness
      >Overdrive Ready
      >Fallen Eclipse
      >The Political Machine
      >Dust to Dust
      >Inherit the Demon
      >Red, White and SUCK IT BLUES
      >Hypocrite's Oath
      >Goodnight Inaba
      >idk
      >Encounter with Madness
      >Devil's Flame
      >Requiem for a Thief
      >Symphony of Bloodlust
      >idk
      >Cool Your Ambitions
      >Dragon's Intersection
      >Assassination Contract-60
      >idk
      >Nostalgic Massacre

      Brandon already made a song for it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6kp3stdi7s

      As you can see, some of the names I chosen were taken from Brandon's tracks. Once his commissions open up again, I think I'll try to get him to make one for me. Also you've got a neat matchup.

      Filename would be the score.
      [...]
      What's stopping Death Battle from giving them a DBX or a full episode at this point?

      >Guts vs Finn
      How come?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >How come?
        I think Finn and Guts, along with their worlds, are pretty drastic opposites, and personally fights with characters that oppose each other are a lot better than fights dealing in pure similarities.
        It also gives Finn a chance to use his actual, serious combat based moveset like the grass sword, Ice King's crown and so on, as opposed to more joke focused things like his imagination, which should be saved for F&J vs M&R.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I think I'll try to get him to make one for me.
        Which matchup?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Satsuki vs Henry Cooldown
          If I'm not mistaken, people who commission him need to provide at least two songs as reference, so the ones I'd use for this fight are Henry's theme from the first game and Satsuki's theme from KLK IF

          Thrill Kill
          When Hell is Empty
          Song of a Myth

          >Thrill Kill
          Ichi the Killer vs Jeff the Killer
          >When Hell is Empty
          No clue.
          >Song of a Myth
          Bigfoot vs Sirenhead

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Empty Frick vs V1

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Mileena vs Jagi
        "Sins of the Siblings"
        >Simon vs Arthur
        "Hunters of the Night"
        >Ash vs Herbert
        "Reanimated Evil"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Still waiting to see a remake of this fight.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Wanting a remake of a correct fight
          ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Feeding MC to Samus

        I mean, I get it, thematically it makes sense, but does MC have anything what so ever that could even remotely stand up to Samus?

        I'd prefer if she comes back it's not yet another Boba Fett tier "we have to ignore 95% of her abilities to pretend this isn't over in a second", and actually see them properly animate things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thrill Kill
      When Hell is Empty
      Song of a Myth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Captain Marvel vs Miracleman
      Score: Words of Power

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon Moon Z, and yes, it's making fun of THAT thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nagash vs. Vecna
      Deities Beyond Death

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Impossible Man would demolish Superman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of Marvel characters would solo armies of Superman unless the Superman advocate in question is mentally unwell

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    supes stomps low dif

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he weak to street levelers though? Spiderman might give me some troubles, especially if he's black and a troony.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you're autistic and you go showing by showing then the way he was handled by Venom, combined with the way he fought Thor and Hulk, then you could safely say Thor, Hulk and Venom would bully him in a 3v1, the rest of the MU isn't needed

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dc always beat marvel
    Name one pairing of characters that the majority of posters would agree marvel would win. I dare you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Man vs Batman?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        batman never does the job

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thor vs robin also goes to marvel, but that doesn't mean it's a fair matchup. we're talking equivalents here.
        bats vs tony is the one I give to marvel, tho. basically
        high superpowers/aliens: dc>marvel
        smart-techie guys: marvel>dc
        magic: dc>marvel
        street level: marvel> dc, but only because we pretend spidey is in the street level category and not in the high superpowers one. if put in the proper place, it's dc>marvel again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >we're talking equivalents here.
          so Captain America vs Batman? that feels off for some reason, maybe the naming convention

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            cap vs slade fits more, but cap vs bruce works too. in both cases, dc stomps. bruce vs tony is where marvel wins

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Batman does not stomp Cap lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he did in death battle 😉

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                touché

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes he does

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                Got BATSTOMPED

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Animal (Bat) worship
                Degenerate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >stating simple facts is 'worship'
                Mindbroken moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >continues to worship cartoons about bats

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >continues replying like a mindbroken moron
                Huh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >projection

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >self-defeat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he's enunciating his actions now
                hahahahahhahaha

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >schizobabble and nervous laughter
                Watch out for anon, everyone. He's starting to lose his thinly-spread composure; probably already sizing us all for skinsuits

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Get over it man

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lol rekt homosexual lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >schizobabble and nervous laughter
                Watch out for anon, everyone. He's starting to lose his thinly-spread composure; probably already sizing us all for skinsuits

                >"no wearing human skin suits chud"
                >"no putting hamsters in the microwave incel"
                >"no mutilating rats chudcel"
                get out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Suck pillforms, schizo
                And be shitwalker elsewhere

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Imbibe medication NOW, goy!
                No.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In my line of work, that's a 'code blue'
                Meaning, you don't have a choice, goy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >blaming the israelites for your tiny dick

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you really?
                Poor thing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >poor thing
                Is that what the girls say after seeing your dick?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >jew'd media
                It's too late for that. Far too late

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps you should be taking YOUR meds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pick nearly any DC street level character. DC has a higher ceiling than Marvel but a lower floor.

        Captain America demolishes Batman. Bruce doesn't have anything in his belt that Cap hasn't seen before.

        Ollie, however, does kill Clint, but only if you bring in pre-crisis red gloves Ollie who is very far from human in the bullshit he can do.

        Are you aware that Batman has some insane feats? He literally survive a beating from darkseid and fought evenly with reverse flash. I can never understand how Death battle and their fans believe a justice league member is weak.

        even a "what if batman was evil " is a threat to the multiverse.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Gets the shit beaten out of him by someone who's clearly holding back
          >"This helps him out, see?"
          Can't tell who's more moronic at this point, DCgays, or Narutogays.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why would a villain hold back? Batman father literally killled the top 5 fastest character in DC.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Why would a villain hold back?
              Pity.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Darkseid's pity
                Somebody never read Seven Soldiers: Mister Miracle

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would a villain hold back?
                Pity.

                Why would a villain hold back? Batman father literally killled the top 5 fastest character in DC.

                >so weak and impotent even Darkseid pities him
                Batbros...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >non-reader moronhomosexual
                Batman's pushed Darkseid's shit in at least twice all by himself. Batman's pity is why Darkseid yet draws breath

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Harley pity is also a reason to why Darkseid is alive. It almost like Gotham folks are really strong.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Darkseid is so weak even the weak and impotent Batman (whom Darkseid himself pities) pities him
                DCbros...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Batman father
              Let me guess, this was in a paradox/alternate reality story?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no it was a crisis event called flashpoint.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This is the funniest shit I've ever seen out of Bats but I'm 90% sure it's an edit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It is but the real version isn't much better

            • 2 years ago
              DoctorGreen

              >top fastest
              cool.
              but didn't he get pierce in the foot by some weak as metal? for all I recall this version does not have superhuman resistance

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                dude his reaction speed is a hecking attosecond.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Never ever forget how Flash was knocked unconscious and strapped to the hood of a car like a dead deer.

              • 2 years ago
                DoctorGreen

                I reread anon's post.
                That was flashpoint. I thought It was Doomsday Clock.
                >speed
                the point in DC is that when Zoomer is vibrating as to make everything phase him out, his feet are not vibrating cooz otherwise Earth would phase him out too. So you could actually hurt him by surprise. not that it matters

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                flash doesn't go speedforce all the time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The speedforce can't be turn of. That why the Flash fast metabolism make him immune to all poison. expect Gotham based poison and he can't be sneak attack easily.

              • 2 years ago
                DoctorGreen

                >that emphasis on metabolism
                wait. that means the Flash can be killed just by draggibg out a fight to the point He starves to dead?
                if not, that statement is an Inlier.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He can finish any fight before he starve though. Honestly that would be a creative win condition for villain. But it's extremely hard to trap the Flash.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The speedforce can't be turn off
                >Flash fast metabolism
                Can Flash be defeated by lowering the oxygen in the air or something similar?
                His fast metabolism should play against him in this scenario making him even more vulnerable to this than normal humans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So one attosecond is the fastest the flash can think
                By comparison, the Big Rig travels 500 lightyears in a single attosecond

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHAHOOOOHOAYAYAYAYAHOOO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Speerunning Mariobros...... I'm getting nervous.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry you can acquire infinite speed with backward long jumps + pause buffering on an elevator, as in the speed float value literally becomes positive infinity. Of course this crashes the game when you release it, but still.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *negative infinity rather

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Speedrunner Mario is just FAST

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ah but the Big Rig can exceed his maximum speed to become truly omnipresent, and automatically win every race in all of existence at the same time by existing along every path of any possible route

                unfortunately this instantly ends it's reason for existing since it can no longer race if it already has won all races imaginable, but in that one instant, he is truly Winner, above and beyond all speed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder what Otto thinks

              • 2 years ago
                CapeworldComics

                I wonder what Otto thinks

                Flash ragequits and comes back with the Flashmobile.

                I don't know, maybe a guy from Hero Factory for an old vs new kind of fight.
                >[...]
                >Of course this crashes the game when you release it, but still.
                Would this count as destroying his universe?
                [...]
                How many of those fights do the Boys win?

                What was that one build-a-figure line with the guy with a diver helmet and a panther man with a glaive? I have faint memories of it.

                Also holy shit, Hero Factory legit just Bionicle. Like it's Bionicle Earth-2.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Too slow

                Ahahaha.
                AHAHAHAHAHA.
                LMFAOOOO!!!!!
                The Metal Men get curbstomped brutally

                ?t=115

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lex vs Doom
      Iron Man vs Batman
      Goblin vs Joker
      Hawk Eye vs Green Arrow

    • 2 years ago
      CapeworldComics

      Pick nearly any DC street level character. DC has a higher ceiling than Marvel but a lower floor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even Batman with Cap and Ollie with Clint?

        • 2 years ago
          CapeworldComics

          Captain America demolishes Batman. Bruce doesn't have anything in his belt that Cap hasn't seen before.

          Ollie, however, does kill Clint, but only if you bring in pre-crisis red gloves Ollie who is very far from human in the bullshit he can do.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bruce does have a GL ring, a squad of Superman robots impersonating the Justice League, and copies of every superweapon any villain ever tried to take over the world with (or just smash a 7/11).
            Batman takes Cap

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >standard equipment

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, those things he fights his rogues gallery with frequently. I remember when he beat the Hell out of the Penguin and the Riddler with Green Lantern constructs and then had a bunch of Superman robots kick the shit out of them while they were down.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That was Grodd with an army of mind-controlled metahumans, actually
                Measured response in the proper context. Triple-digit IQ stuff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hawkeye/Green Arrow?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Butcher vs stain is stupid, Butcher canonically gets permanent powers so stain couldn't even hurt him, or pierce his skin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And Stain has canonically cut through Nomu's, some of which are able to take hits from Endeavor and All Might. The power up is only going to help Butcher strength and ability wise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know which one you're talking about. But the one that he killed wasn't one of those, because they're not all created equal, that one that fought allmight was specially designed FOR that. The rest are random with varying strengths and abilities. If they were ALL that tough the comic would've ended there with everyone dying

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >If they were ALL that tough the comic would've ended there with everyone dying
          That's a good thing though?
          Stain still has the edge in every other stat pre-compound usage so he could very easily kill Butcher before he roids up, and even though Compound V heavily buffs Butcher's defense, Stain has managed to cut through Todoroki's thick ice structures in either one go or multiple cuts.
          It's not a simple one and done cause of V usage, and realistically Butcher wouldn't dope up right from the get-go, and yes he would need to dope up, it'd be moronic to give him the powerup from the start.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            See you're saying "before he roids up" but in the comics he's not taking temp V. He's on perma V. There IS no "juicing up" there's just meta butcher now.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Perma V in the comics isn't even that good. He got paralyzed by a fall and regularly got fricked up by people he wasn't prepared to fight And people who also weren't jobbers His entire fighting style is sadism and preparation, if he goes up against someone he has little to no information on or he someone he doesn't see coming he's fricked, shit that even happened on like the first episode of the show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And Stain has canonically cut through Nomu's, some of which are able to take hits from Endeavor and All Might. The power up is only going to help Butcher strength and ability wise.

      I know which one you're talking about. But the one that he killed wasn't one of those, because they're not all created equal, that one that fought allmight was specially designed FOR that. The rest are random with varying strengths and abilities. If they were ALL that tough the comic would've ended there with everyone dying

      >If they were ALL that tough the comic would've ended there with everyone dying
      That's a good thing though?
      Stain still has the edge in every other stat pre-compound usage so he could very easily kill Butcher before he roids up, and even though Compound V heavily buffs Butcher's defense, Stain has managed to cut through Todoroki's thick ice structures in either one go or multiple cuts.
      It's not a simple one and done cause of V usage, and realistically Butcher wouldn't dope up right from the get-go, and yes he would need to dope up, it'd be moronic to give him the powerup from the start.

      See you're saying "before he roids up" but in the comics he's not taking temp V. He's on perma V. There IS no "juicing up" there's just meta butcher now.

      Perma V in the comics isn't even that good. He got paralyzed by a fall and regularly got fricked up by people he wasn't prepared to fight And people who also weren't jobbers His entire fighting style is sadism and preparation, if he goes up against someone he has little to no information on or he someone he doesn't see coming he's fricked, shit that even happened on like the first episode of the show.

      They're going to composite Butcher and give Butcher the win right there. Comic Butcher is a beast in terms of fighting ability, weapons, stealth, and intelligence. Combine that with TV show V and Stain is fricked.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Butcher is a beast in terms of fighting ability, weapons, stealth, and intelligence.
        >He never read the comics
        Fighting ability, stealth and weapons? No. He was getting hounded on by Mother's Milk, his stealth relied heavily on people shitting their pants when they knew it was him hunting him (Stain can induce this kind of fear himself just by staring at you) and his main go-to was a crowbar and some guns. When it comes to these things Stain is way, WAY ahead of him.
        Intelligence is the only part I fully agree upon.
        Like I mentioned before his fighting style is hard carried by the fodder he's fighting being shit scared of him, and Stain isn't going to be afraid. Stain also has way better weaponry, far better stealth and is far stronger than comic book Butcher.
        TV Butcher is so removed from the original character, it's to the point where they shouldn't even be considered the same person, but since we're compositing he'd still need to actually take Compound V in order to reap the benefits of it, and if he's doing that in the middle of a fight against someone who can tag Speed-based quirk users like Tenya he's going to get decapitated.
        Stain could also just, y'know, stab him in the eyes, mouth etc, the dude's a trained ninja turtle I don't see why he'd have trouble abusing any of Butcher's weak points.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Butcher vs Kev
          Who wins this?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kev from A Man Called Kev? No idea, I'd have to read it first.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah
              Two SAS grunts with Ennis edge and hating supes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Butcher is for Stain.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >claims anon has never read the comics when he himself has never read the comics because he starts spouting moronic bullshit
          Hypocrite.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >moronic bullshit
            Name one part that's false. Please tell me how Butcher didn't manage to kill the second biggest supe team by having them piss themselves in fear, AFTER he was getting his shit kicked in. Please tell me how Butcher didn't almost get merked by an MM who was holding back, and only survived because he took advantage of the fact that MM was his friend. Please tell me how his main weapons don't include a crowbar and some guns.
            Unless of course you can't disprove any of these claims since they're true. Sit the frick down moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How about the fact that Stormfront punched him a few times hard and wasn't holding back his punches against him?

              >Please tell me how his main weapons don't include a crowbar and some guns.
              Besides the Compound V in him which gives him enough strength to most likely tear Stain apart, Butcher has grenades(including a sleep gas one), a bazooka, and guns that contain depleted uranium in them. Depleted uranium is strong enough to pierce through strong tanks and fighter planes. Stain is not going to survive having these bullets shot at him.

              Speaking of Stain, the MHA students must have also been holding back against him when they were fighting him in the alley because they didn't want to kill him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Butcher has grenades(including a sleep gas one), a bazooka, and guns that contain depleted uranium in them.
                One, how do you think Butcher is going to carry a bazooka around with him? The one he used on Vas was a fricking anti-tank launcher, and he knew Vas was coming so he obviously prepared it beforehand. How is he going to keep that kind of weaponry and the added ammunition around with him.
                Two, those grenades at best blew the skin off of his hands and MM's face, and Butcher himself would be susceptible to the gas grenades, which would be moronic to use in an open area with plenty of room to jump around and dodge.
                Three, the guns fall right into the category of "and some guns" anon. He'd also have to actually hit Stain with those bullets, which will be either hard or impossible because Stain's base speed is faster than eyesight.
                >How about the fact that Stormfront punched him a few times hard and wasn't holding back his punches against him?
                Man if only SF was ordered to not kill him, and if only Butcher wasn't a bruised, bloody mess even though Storm actually was holding back and was planning on teaching him a lesson for shit talking Hitler-Sama. This also doesn't even go against my Mother's Milk point.
                >Speaking of Stain, the MHA students must have also been holding back against him when they were fighting him in the alley because they didn't want to kill him.
                Yeah no duh they were holding back, but Stain still managed to outspeed both Deku and Tenya as well as tank hits from a 5% Full Cowling, which is regularly shown to be wall level strength.
                Stain beats Comic Butcher on every category minus intellect. Butch's only saving grace is fusing him with Show Butcher that has Show Compound V, which isn't even an instant wincon because Butcher still has to actually grab or hit the fifth ninja turtle before he gets Bloodcurdled and stabbed through the eyes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >One, how do you think Butcher is going to carry a bazooka around with him? The one he used on Vas was a fricking anti-tank launcher, and he knew Vas was coming so he obviously prepared it beforehand. How is he going to keep that kind of weaponry and the added ammunition around with him.
                Well this is DB, so Butcher is going to get his weapons regardless. As for how he's going to carry them all around? He has his black van.

                >Two, those grenades at best blew the skin off of his hands and MM's face, and Butcher himself would be susceptible to the gas grenades, which would be moronic to use in an open area with plenty of room to jump around and dodge.
                That's why Butcher can just lead Stain to a less open area and then ambush him.

                >Three, the guns fall right into the category of "and some guns" anon. He'd also have to actually hit Stain with those bullets, which will be either hard or impossible because Stain's base speed is faster than eyesight.
                It will definitely be hard, but Butcher can manage.

                >Butch's only saving grace is fusing him with Show Butcher that has Show Compound V, which isn't even an instant wincon because Butcher still has to actually grab or hit the fifth ninja turtle before he gets Bloodcurdled and stabbed through the eyes.
                Oh that's just moronic. Comic Butcher with TV show Compound V is automatically an instant win because Butcher's body with TV show Compound V is hard enough to tank bullets and punches from both Soldier Boy and Homelander. Stain's blades aren't going to do shit. Especially since Butcher can either laser the blades or just deflect them with his arms.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That's why Butcher can just lead Stain to a less open area and then ambush him.
                Anon how are you going to get the drop on someone who's stealthier than you. Unless Butcher leads Stain to a warehouse and dopes himself up, he's going to get his shit stabbed in.
                >Comic Butcher with TV show Compound V is automatically an instant win because Butcher's body with TV show Compound V is hard enough to tank bullets and punches from both Soldier Boy and Homelander. Stain's blades aren't going to do shit.
                Stain could cut people who were able to take on building leveling attacks, it's pretty clear his slicing capabilities are stronger than those with durable bodies like Butcher. He's also capable of throwing kunais and knives into people's eyes before they're even able to react, which is funny cause I said he could do this without even knowing he actually did do it before. Anyways, having the Compound V boost won't help much if Butch is unable to even see or grab Stain before getting cut repeatedly or just getting his eyes gouged out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Stain could cut people who were able to take on building leveling attacks,
                Butcher can shoot them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Plus, Homelander mogs the entire MHA setting in 3 days

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can literally name 10 characters who would murder HL in about one minute.

                >Stain could cut people who were able to take on building leveling attacks,
                Butcher can shoot them.

                He'd have to actually be able to get an aim on Stain to shoot him, anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shiggy
                All Might
                Overhaul
                Stars And Stripes
                CHILD Shiggy
                AFO
                Monoma
                Endeavor
                The Nomu AM fought
                Mineta

                Stain isn’t very fast

                The guy regularly fades out of people's eyesight and outspeeds people whose entire identity is based around speed, where did you get the idea he wasn't fast from?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tenya’s top speed was 36 miles an hour
                Homelander broke the sound barrier when he was Ryan’s age

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And Butcher has never even caught up to HL's farts, while Stain has and does catch up to speedsters like Tenya. What is the point you're trying to make here.
                The best you can scale Butcher to is Homelander's strength and maybe durability, everything else HL isn't something he can replicate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He does with Compound V

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If he can't fly or if he hasn't even shown that level of speed grounded, then no he cannot. That'd be like saying Stain can fly and erase neighborhoods because 100% Deku is able to do that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Homelander was fighting while flying
                Also Stain never fought that Deku

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon...he floated for like ten seconds and that was just to shoot out some lasers. In that same fight he doesn't even react or catch up to Hughie.
                You DID watch the fight before attempting to say Butcher scales to HL's speed, right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hughie also had compound V

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stain isn’t very fast

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Anyways, having the Compound V boost won't help much if Butch is unable to even see or grab Stain before getting cut repeatedly or just getting his eyes gouged out.
                Which won't happen since temp Compound V already makes Butcher durable enough to take hits from characters who can destroy buildings and is bullet proof.

                >Stain could cut people who were able to take on building leveling attacks,
                Butcher can shoot them.

                This. Butcher can also just dodge and evade Stain's strikes and blades.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Somehow misses the part where I outlined Stain's ability to cut people with building level durability
                >He thinks Butcher, the guy who gets treated like a ragdoll by anyone faster or stronger than him, would have the foresight to dodge a kunai
                Wankers, the lot of you.

                Hughie also had compound V

                And Homelander was incapable of catching him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks the guy who gets beaten by a another character who's not as strong as Butcher wins
                Pathetic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He stood back up from that in less than seven panels, anon. Also everyone knows Knuckleduster would knuckledust Butcher, but he's for Mothers Milk.

                >Somehow misses the part where I outlined Stain's ability to cut people with building level durability
                How about that rock character that Stain had to wait for his guard to be dropped for him to take down?

                I don't know if I'm fricking insane or something, but I have no idea on what "rock character" you're talking about, unless you're mistaking Stain for some fodder villain a different character fought.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Somehow misses the part where I outlined Stain's ability to cut people with building level durability
                How about that rock character that Stain had to wait for his guard to be dropped for him to take down?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the comic the temp V just makes you a bit more resistent and stronger. Just a bit, things like bullets, explosions and falling from great heights are still bad news.
      Butcher knows how to fight but he isn't on Batman's league, he isn't even on Punisher's league. He just was in the army and every super that Butcher fought with was a moron with zero close combat skills who had never been in real danger before because all was Vought's show, the supers only used their powers for their own benefit (also he always had information about his target's abilities)
      The only time he fought someone who could defend himself was with Mother's Milk, but he was prepared and MM was hesitating.
      But on other hand tv butcher will 100% destroy Stain because the temp V in the show made strong, tough and fast enough to fight Homelander.

  20. 2 years ago
    CapeworldComics

    Johnny 5 vs Terminator, who wins?

    Juan Cinco de Oro is in play, by the way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Johnny 5 is some bullshit, but isn't his closest rivalry the little alienbots from batteries not included?

      • 2 years ago
        CapeworldComics

        I did consider them, because I love both films and asymmetrical fights are rare, but having him fight the Terminator is just too funny.

        Imagine Johnny reprogramming him into Kindergarten Cop.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if Batman against all of Marvel
    And Spider-Man against all of DC
    >Both have infinite time to do research and preparation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >infinite time to do research and preparation
      infinite time? INFINITE time? Batman is Batman and Spider-Man's intellect has at times been compared to that of a young Reed Richards and Hank Pym

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am vomit

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So as much as Crypto would make a sensible opponent: How does Zim fair fighting Jim?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bring me Kenpachi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that would be a good fight
      still fricking hate captain Mom had to lose when she could probably have killed majority of the Quincy alone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get Enkidu and you'll like it, beggar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's not helping your case anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Azrael vs Kenpachi: pretty popular MU even outside the board
        I have no idea who the frick Enkidu is, but I doubt I should care

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But we have no idea how powerful Azrael is

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so we all agree that Saitama would beat Popeye now right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, the joke is that when "challenged" he can rise with his opponent at a gradual yet fast level. However if he fights someone so ludicrously stronger he can't rise to the occasion fast enough. i.e someone who hits so hard you're turned into other shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would not help

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      throughout all of fiction Popeye's toonforce is second only to Bugs Bunny's. I wouldn't count him out so easily, but at the same time you don't fight toonforce with raw power

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No way gay. Popeye is broken with his toonforce.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you said the same shit about Droopy yet he's barely got any feats, hell he doesn't even seem to have any good toonforce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How is this going to help against a Bugs Bunny in drag?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >see guys saitama is basically the modern bobobobo, who can do everything he wants
      Except this was so bad it made me reread Bobobobo which is far more tasteful and funnier than this

      • 2 years ago
        DoctorGreen

        Bobobo could do the Mosquito Sketch himself and btfo Saitama. He's not even comparable.

        what the FRICK are the Akashic Records?

        moronic version for dummies: It is The Wiki (originator) of all things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WW2 era Popeye is metaphysically incapable of losing from any Japanese character ever
      I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who would be a good match for him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SHODAN?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know AM I guess

    • 2 years ago
      DoctorGreen

      Digimon Tamers' D-Reaper?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't Death Battle say Superman can literally punch a hole through reality?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sentry/Void skullfricks him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >too pussy to even FACE Primetime
      'X'

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Goku is fricking weak.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Over 9000

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay shitposting aside, who wins this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Potemkin, easily. Tager can't even fight without mommy letting him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard to say because Tager doesn't really do anything and he exists to job

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing Pot can do to INSTANTLY win would be to take off his limiters and crush Tager like a grape. Even then, it's a uphill battle for Tager

      It's a pretty one sided match. I think Ram vs. Es or Gabriel vs. Bullet would be better

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Goku, at his peak will never be able to touch Superman. Superman is a strong or as weak as his story needs him to be. Superman can be taken down by a mere human or survive the inside of a blackhole when the writer needs him to. Meanwhile, Goku will always have a limit he needs to surpass. Superman has no such restrictions on him.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. I'm pretty sure Marvel has an infinite multiverse. But just 616? He kills a lot of people but eventually succumbs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel does have an infinite multiverse, but 616 is its own multiverse with infinite dimensions and adjacent realms. depending on how you interpret the extended mythos, 616 very well could have multiple multiverses

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just realized that using Shiki Ryougi opens up a can of worms with the Third Personality VOID Shiki. Long story short, Shiki's third personality is connected to the Root/Akashi records.
    >She claims the ability to do anything she wishes, as being connected to it makes her an equivocal existence and she have a equivalence to a transcendence of abstract level of existence. She claims restructuring the laws governing atomic matter, going back in time to change the evolution and development of all life, and reconstructing the orders and laws of the world would be easy for her to accomplish. It is not actually changing the existing world, but instead annihilating the old world with a new world
    What's the problem with this? VOID Shiki basically never comes out, and is content with just the normal female Shiki doing things in life or death situations. Even worse, you can actually play as VOID in Fate/Grand Order in the Saber class, and yet she doesn't do any of that shit she claimed to do.

    • 2 years ago
      CapeworldComics

      >Fateshit
      >Pic related did the historical summons theme better and solos the entire Fateverse

      Don't be a doomer, stupid coomer.
      Nice try, gacha guy.
      This wasn't your fight, Fate/Stay/Night.
      It's out of the bag, Sabergay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how is it better?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He has to read it first

        • 2 years ago
          CapeworldComics

          Kid Eternity summons the actual historical/legendary figures and not coomerized versions. His King Arthur isn't wearing a skirt and thirsting after Jap incel wiener.

          otto really does people to expect to know who his D-lister capeshit characters who an exact total of 5 people have ever talked about are

          Reject consoomer modernity. Embrace obscurity.

          • 2 years ago
            DoctorGreen

            >Embrace obscurity.
            ahh I see. You must be La Luz Extinguida I often hear about

            • 2 years ago
              CapeworldComics

              What's the one two steps before it? La Cretura? that one.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh yeah? W-Well this summons the HISTORICALLY ACCURATE VERSIONS!
            No one wants to read a story about a guy whose power is to summon 500 different bearded men who all look the same.
            Frick Fateshit and frick (You), overhyping shit and making it chuuni as frick is the best.

            • 2 years ago
              CapeworldComics

              >All normal people look the same, I require gross cartoonish exaggeration to differentiate them.
              Autism. You must be awful at remembering faces.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, can't hear you over your own homosexualry b***h.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Reject consoomer modernity. Embrace obscurity.
            so basically "be a hipster contrarian homosexual"
            got it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Kid actually summons demons with all the attributes of and believe themselves to be the historical (even historically fictional) characters
            It's a little different

            • 2 years ago
              CapeworldComics

              Ut ut ut. That's the Post-crisis version.

              >even the Buddha of religious documentation
              they removed all the real life religion pages

              Still, pick any other Buddha. Why did they pick the Buddha from the setting that is so explicitly wrong about his believes given Geist and Mage? It's like if they ranked Smite Thor over Marvel Thor.

              Why does Otto have a hateboner for Japan?

              I don't. I have a hateboner for weebs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's more obscure and from DC so it fits Otto persona to bring it up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        otto really does people to expect to know who his D-lister capeshit characters who an exact total of 5 people have ever talked about are

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Kid Eternity
        So this is what happened after Eternity yoinked Kismet in JLA/Avengers...

    • 2 years ago
      DoctorGreen

      >Shiki's third personality is connected to the Root/Akashi records
      >Akashi Records
      So.. is She, in verse, unstoppable or what?

      • 2 years ago
        CapeworldComics

        9 will get you 10 she said she vague hyperbolic statements about her abilities and some dumbass thought with the wrong head and put all the zeroes on her (insert wiki cult here) page.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Japs don’t understand the Akashic records and/or Western mysticism. They’re too smoothbrained to actually understand the distinction between Cabbalism, Theosophy, Perennialism, etc. They tried to hijack our math too, the formal systems that Western mathematicians toiled over for decades, and hence ‘cardinality homosexualry’ was born.

        And nothing will ever change the fact that they got punked by MacArthur. Nothing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the FRICK are the Akashic Records?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By Void Shiki's own words, she do shit to Primate Murder. So we already know she can't do anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't read.
      Fate is literally NEVER EVER as the DB staff think Metal Gear and Warframe are so "convolutedly confusing".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At least the girls are cute

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Next Community Death Battle is Guts VS Clare, who wins that? https://twitter.com/DEATHBATTLE/status/1550533460841955330

        Nice quads

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Peak Clare stomps

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fricking SUUUUUCK IT. This is the Guts MU they're going with.

          1-1 soon Berserkgays.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Also I'm saying this but I prefer Berserk a bajillion times better than Claymore kek, fricking terrible manga past the massacre of Pieta.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I really hope they go with Clare even if Guts may lose, I'm sure the other Guts matchup only gained so much traction because fans became desperate for Fire Emblem on the show since 3H's release

            So what did they say during Vincent Valentine vs Trigun?
            [...]
            [...]
            Chad will pull executive powers and declare Guts the winner.

            I haven't watched it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So what did they say during Vincent Valentine vs Trigun?

          Peak Clare stomps

          fricking SUUUUUCK IT. This is the Guts MU they're going with.

          1-1 soon Berserkgays.

          Chad will pull executive powers and declare Guts the winner.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Clare should beat the shit outta Guts.
          Way faster, and has good regenerative abilities that Guts can do very little about.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And the community continues to be moronic in their favorite choices. The themes are surface level shit at best, and Clare is fast and strong enough to crush Guts the way Jason murders a hapless teenager.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Any better matchups for Guts?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Geralt, some FE characters, [/spoiler] Finn [/spoiler] ,

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Fricked up my spoiler
                Killing myself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ctrl+s

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Naw, now we know for sure the delusional Geraltgay is a tourist that's trying too hard to fit in.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hey I haven't slept for shit and I always manually type out my spoiler tags. Simple as that.
                >Everyone who wants Geralt vs Guts is a tourist!
                Name some better Guts MU's then, don't be a homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Samurai Jack, obviously. The problem with Guts is that his most popular suggestions are either stomps against him or for him. If those are all your options, then may as well go with an interesting curveball that still has pretty neat thematic connections.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The problem with Guts is that his most popular suggestions are either stomps against him or for him
                Aye, I feel that. Jack vs Guts wouldn't be bad at all, I just like MU's that are slightly more out there even if they lead to the same "stomp or be stomped" verdict. If they end up doing GvC or GvSJ I just want it to be hand drawn like the first SJ vid, which is genuinely one of the top 5 or 10 DB's.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, fair enough. I guess I identified you wrong. My apologies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's all good, my brother.

                sex seems to still be enjoyable with them, yes. And they don't mind being raped by humans. Or at least most of them don't.

                Wait so, is the connection between Guts and Clare that they both got raped? I thought it was more substantial than that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The fun part is that Geralt and Clare have some amazing connections (orphans trained into an order of monster hunters that get superhuman enhancements in a way unusual for said order, said enhancements may have also turned their hair really pale, later help train someone in the style of said monster hunting order that has the opposite sex of normal members). It's also an ungodly stomp, but eh.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why is DC so fricking slow?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The most popular pick around here is Samurai Jack, even though it's about as much as a stomp the thematic connections are a lot better.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone voting for guts

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >skinwalkers
    >schizophrenics
    >glowies
    >jews
    >pagan cultists
    why do so many undesirables post in these power level threads?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of these days, they should show the Watcher actually watching Death Battle, and he brings up previous Marvel vs DC Death Battles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He should be arguing with the Monitor, and it leads into their Death Battle

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >is the first person mentioning israelites
    >'y-your o-obsessed'
    Pottery, schizo-style

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    According to VSBW, these are the most powerful characters ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      even comicvine and spacebattles are better at power ranking than vsbw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Leave Tier 0 to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb wiki

    • 2 years ago
      CapeworldComics

      Someone has a boner for quasi-weird fiction and editorial privilege. It's LMFAO worthy that WOD Buddha of all things gets top tier status but not like, any other Buddha. Somehow the one from the setting that got BTFO canonically by mages is the king champion Buddha above even the Buddha of religious documentation.

      WODgays. Not even once..

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >even the Buddha of religious documentation
        they removed all the real life religion pages

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SCP is so fricking stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all these SCP characters
      >despite this they're still below three video game characters created by Canadians, a character from an unofficial Flatlands sequel, and the Illuminati
      and neither of them are from the east because all eastern tier 0 characters got downgraded or nuked from the site

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whoops my mistake, no Canadians involved and only the pure blooded US of A is in it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is cope. VSB has a massive weeb bias if anything.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well tell me which character in the list of strongest characters is a weeb character

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it has a colossal internet OC and vidya bias. anime usually gets wonky calcs for wank but the aforementioned get hyperbolic flowery language taken at face value

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            come on anon are you just going to ignore random science fiction novels as well? they also have that high up

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              of course... how could i be so foolish? who can forget the outerversal downstreamers and [tier above multiverse busting] xeelee? let's not forget board games either

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                anon these guys you listed are below the highest they'll put eastern characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all those scp characters

      kek. honestly i wouldn't mind if an scp got into death battle. on the condition that said scp gets FRAUDCHECKED and all the crappy wank is done with for that desecrated website.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can Doomsday outfanfic SCP-682?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely needs it

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >antisemitism

    [...]
    >is the first person mentioning israelites
    >'y-your o-obsessed'
    Pottery, schizo-style

    >schizophobia
    get out.

  39. 2 years ago
    DoctorGreen

    Me? I prefer historical figures getting isekai'd into the Jurrasic Era

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Fate. 's cute. Also Otto has a massive superiority complex

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Otto have a hateboner for Japan?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not just japan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's a mixed mutt, its a natural instinct

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >eh I see you talking about [popular probably jap series]
    >well actually, this D-list DC character is vaguely similar and is totally cooler and would kick their ass!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vaguely similar? They both summon historical figures who fight. Name 10 things that do that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Name 10 things that do that
        [Insert SMT and its Spinoffs' Main Characters' Names Here]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        uhhhhhhhhhh
        smt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was talking about what Otto does in general, like when he brought up johnny thunder in reference to Jojo

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Metaverses themselves transcend infinite Type 3 Multiverses infinitely, consisting of axioms that are completely contradictory in reality, leading to infinite principle of explosion type events where 0 = 1, which blows past any ‘type’ of infinity or Multiverse (including Type 4)
    This is all headcanon. A "metaverse" in DC is just a very big universe.
    Superman gets stomped because he typically is weaker than nuke in most comics. Or better yet, Spider-Man whistles and he dies.ttkst

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I uphold that
      >1 universe is 1 universe, no dimensional or gorillion lightyear bullshit
      >Cap and Batman are peak human, no wanky bullshit. Spider-Man can stomp both of them if he goes all out too.
      >Goku and Superman are both universal, but Superman beats Goku out in terms of stamina/hax
      >Higher tier DC/Marvel cosmic entities also just shitstomp most cosmic DBZ entities because while GoDs and Angels are multi-universal, someone like the Living Tribunal or CoIE Monty could probably beat most of them. Zeno is also completely inexperienced in actual battle and Grand Priest's actual power level is dubious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a really big universe
      Bigger than Multiverses in DC too.

      Also
      >Poison Ivy controlled Superman who couldn’t adjust his senses
      If Superman is nuke level, fiction is sub-nuke level.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A "metaverse" in DC is just a very big universe.
      I was under the impression it was just the modular universe because changes in it rippled across the rest of the multiverse

    • 2 years ago
      CapeworldComics

      >consisting of axioms that are completely contradictory in reality, leading to infinite principle of explosion type events where 0 = 1, which blows past any ‘type’ of infinity or Multiverse (including Type 4)

      So any given dreamworld? How pathetic. How sad they talk about contradictory axioms while keeping to the axiom of quantity (and quasi-quantity) trumping quality.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the 1 planet buster in the DC-verse Superman's talking about?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He meant world like Omniverse
      Anime and light novels do it all the time

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Defeated Abrahamic God in a Tag team match against Shawn Michaels
    >Created his own religion
    >Defeated the U.S government in the Steroid trials
    >Covered up a murder
    >Beaten the mob to the point they actively feared him
    >Close ally of Donald Trump
    Who can stop him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the mob to the point they actively feared him
      ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"W-w-w-wait guys..I-I was just jo....*steel steps bang! noise"

      BAH GAWD. VINCE MCMAHON'S LEG HAS GOTTA BE SHATTERED NOW

      >vince is literally shaking from the pain. not even able to cry out for help. absolutely frozen in place apart from writhing

    • 2 years ago
      CapeworldComics

      You know who.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Announces Retirement
      BTFO

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >500x Galactic
    You might entertain me a little Saitama

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      500 is too much, its 150 at max

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jiren has entered the thread
    SUPERMAN.... RUN!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jiren sisters…. he’s walking right towards us… WTF…

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Superb***h makes way for CHADren
        Jiren is a lion among sheep... holy shit...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry son, keep up that training and one day you'll be Krypto the Dog tier! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >1 second later.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              PONYren would shatter every bone in his hand trying to strike the Last Son of Krypton.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He'd red-mist Superman with a punch before even even bruising his knuckle.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doomsday would eat Jiren ALIVE.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Doomsday would eat Jiren ALIVE
                Punches as hard as he can, doesn't even affect the people 10 feet away.

                Jiren would get torn apart by Yamcha.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ?t=193

                >SSG Goku getting slammed into some ice and screaming in agony, doesn't even crack the ice 10 feet away

                Jiren would get torn apart by Aquaman

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t. 1 megaton.

                Planet busting is 50,000,000,000,000,000 megatons.

                That's like you struggling to survive the impact of an ant's breath and claiming you could take a nuke,

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are we REALLY doing low showings here, little dragon b***h?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Z Base Goku
                *inhales*

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His multipliers are?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Muh 40 tons
                Superman can't even lift 2 tons.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                DB only uses high ends

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Only way Superman could stand a chance against Yamcha.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Didn't edit "Doomsday" to "JIREN"
                Wasted potential anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Ponies out of FRICKING nowhere
                >Supergay is a brony

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lurk moar

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Owari da.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I never got the Jiren joke

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      JIREN:
      >Suffering from a hunchback
      >Neck and head leans forward as he walks
      >Outfit is dirty and covered in stains

      Jiren sisters…. he’s walking right towards us… WTF…

      SUPERMAN:
      >Straight posture
      >Back, head and core stay in alignment with each step
      >Clothes remain pristine
      Jirbitches, SuperMAN wins this round. Try again next time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Jiren
        shows of hard work in spite of disability
        >Super"man"
        prissy city slicker cleanliness
        It's clear who the real working man is.
        J.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Jirscoliosis fans call this "hard work"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >in spite of disability
            Supergays are illiterate.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >queeren is special needs so i win
              KEK
              Pottery

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ableism
                Get out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ha ha moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you support Jyren's transition, anon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                who is this "Jyren" you speak of?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why, it's Jiren's new name post transition of course! You ARE an ally, right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I am not an ally of the LGBTBBQ community

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Loses to Saitama now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They both loses to Mr. Satan

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gamerabros it’s fricking over

    Spear and fang fricking ate us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's a big fricking turtle damn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They could, technically, be some of the largest creatures on Earth. But turtles suck at competing with other creatjres.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will they someday decide to do same universe Death Battles (that aren't Battle Royales) or there is too much risk of these episodes being called bullshit by the authors/writers or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most same universe fights happen canonically, so they're not quite as interesting to see happen. You have to take people from different points in a timeline or from different versions of that universe to get something somewhat interesting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wonder how Liam would handle Dio vs Kars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they're lame. darth vader vs anakin skywalker is the closest to interesting i can think of

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it will happen in a far future, now they still have many very requested different universe battles to do.

      Most same universe fights happen canonically, so they're not quite as interesting to see happen. You have to take people from different points in a timeline or from different versions of that universe to get something somewhat interesting.

      Almost always an author do a in universe fight that the fans requested it ends interrupted or inconclusive and obviously are with morals on. So maybe these type of episodes could work.

      they're lame. darth vader vs anakin skywalker is the closest to interesting i can think of

      VS debates are lame in general, multiple authors and writters made fun of it.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We need more team battles like the TMNT vs Battletoads. Actually, we need a remake of that episode.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been trying to figure out a good opponent for Baba Yaga. I've narrowed the list down to:
    >Befana (witches, without being overused like Circe and Morgan le Fay)
    >Väinämöinen (old looking)
    >Xi Wangmu (scary b***hes)
    Anyone got any ideas? Or which one of these three is best?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cuca.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cuca.

      What feats do any of them even have?

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >mogs u
    n othing personnel kiddo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lightning
      he wouldn't even transform. Lightning is too slow.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesnt he die in pretty much every "prevent the bad future" storylines? Like Future's end and the likes.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that SHITku jobs to:

    Bullets
    Disease
    Suffocation
    Vacuum
    Lasers
    Drowning
    Rocks
    Trains

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >beats Goku

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Clark-sama...Please please PLEEEEAAAAAASE kiss my wife!!!

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Supergays be like:

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    VS Battles is really an elitist piece of shit club now.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stands no chance against pic related

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Omniman vs Homelander is the only entertaining stomp in the show

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These threads pointed out a key flaw in the Heisei Gamera movies: The monsters can be hurt using ordinary military power, so it kind of renders the whole "Gamera is the last hope" thing null and void

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares? Kaijigays don't belong here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, Kaijigays. That means you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, that means you! You get the Ass Void!

          niko is a kaiju though...

          Nope.

          >Nikotard
          Once I'm done with Zetton I'm coming after you, Lardboy.

          Go ahead and try. My Ass Void is too powerful for the likes of you!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            God bless and keep you, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        niko is a kaiju though...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Nikotard
        Once I'm done with Zetton I'm coming after you, Lardboy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          At least wait until Zetton is done mauling Destroyah

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this theme sucks compared to OGs like perfect cell theme, or super buu theme.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ummmmm.....FateBros. WHAT IS THIS????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      CapeworldComics

      Dane will send Saber back to the kitchen and she'll like it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who do you think wins Butcher vs Stain? I know you wrote a blog on it years ago, but has your opinion on it changed?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Saber is
        >Massively faster
        >Massively stronger
        >Massively more experienced
        >Massively more skilled
        But Black Knight? He, uhhh..... He hit Thor that one time! Yeah, so he wins!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dane will send Saber back to the kitchen and she'll like it.
        damn, otto's tendency to shill z-listers strikes again.........

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And even in that case Dane can't beat Saber. She's superior to him on all fronts, right down to being a better king

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dane is for Sir Justin (Ystin joins Saber in the kitchen)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Keeps aiming for a Mid tier Fate servant
      Jesus, if you're gonna shill a C-lister, at least aim high on the board for a opponent

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not that anon btw

        There you are Hassan!! I've got a bone to pick with you!

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?
    >Guy who is 10 times stronger, faster, and tougher than his foe
    OR
    >His foe, who gets stronger the longer he fights and fuels himself off of energy blasts that the former guy gives out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you're 10 times more powerful than someone you can knock them out with one hit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you know the opponent power and you are not Dio Brando lv. villain you should immediately go for the kill, Saitama recent gimmick is also the more you evenly fight with him the more he ends up far surpassing you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So could he beat Goku now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Calcs for Garou and Saitama making a big hole in space + saitama's boost have current Saitama either at at least Multi-Solar (995817415+ TeraFoe) to Multi-Galaxy (20+ YottaFoe) with Massively FTL+ (513688706605+x SoL)

          That makes him far above Dragon Ball Goku, Manga Z Goku and most of Z/Movies Anime Goku, up to GT Baby Saga lv. of Power
          Base GT Goku
          Baby Saga SS2 Goku would easily overpower him and Super RoF Blue Goku to easily oneshot, however since Goku has been shown to toy with his opponent, it would basically end up like when he fought with Broly, Saitama would end up catching up to him, not to mention Saitama has little hax

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Saitama's "boost" is gone. None of that shit happened so he's back to being nuke tier, anon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's not explained yet that him merging with his past self made him stronger or resetted his power to before he fought Cosmic Garou

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Didn't read the manga and just looked at the pictures
                His future self became one with his past self. He has no memory or anything of the shit that happened in the previous chapters, it's extremely clear to anyone who isn't an OPM fan that he's back at the level before the Garou fight.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That certainly won't stop them from giving him, Potentially Up to Universe level with Reactive Power Level

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >t. Didn't read the manga and just looked at the pictures
              His future self became one with his past self. He has no memory or anything of the shit that happened in the previous chapters, it's extremely clear to anyone who isn't an OPM fan that he's back at the level before the Garou fight.

              Death battle uses characters at their best moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"D-death bat-"
                I don't care. It would make sense to gauge Saitama from what he does after this arc, instead of something that literally did not happen.
                Everything that takes place from here on forward in Shitama's story would be his best, since that's apparently too hard of a concept for you to grasp.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's nice but this is a death battle thread

    • 2 years ago
      CapeworldComics

      . Someone ten times their opponents' strength is going to to snap their bones just by grabbing.

      Men on average only have about twice the strength of women and that's enough for the average man to fodderize a woman in a fight, even if she has a little martial arts training. 10 times is a human trying to fist fight a fricking Terminator. 10 times is you die as soon as they grab you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        basically 10 times is they grab your face and your head explodes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The former, if he wasn't faster I could see the latter winning by camping and eventually becoming stronger than his foe but that is not the case

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still have a lot of respect for this analysis and I think it makes sense because he takes into account more stuff than just stats and experience.
      >Weight: Legendary is 5 feet taller, but Shin is 2000 tons heavier actually, due to the metric system used
      >Resistance: Shin's skin is around as durable as Legendary's, due to not even so much as flinching to stuff that made Legendary feel pain, but his dorsal plates are much, much softer and more vulnerable. Plus Legendary tanked a nuke so deal with it
      >Regen: Shin, massively. While Legendary can also heal, Shin heals near-instantly, so Shin wins out on regen
      >Intelligence: Shin is entirely reactive in terms of behavior. Hurt him, he figures out a way to respond. Legendary is very cunning and VERY experienced, developing actual strategies based on critical thinking. Legendary wins out here
      >Physical strength: Both have phenomenal lower body strength, even for a Godzilla, but Legendary has much bulkier and powerful arms. So he wins out here
      >Surprisingly, terrain plays a role here. Shin can traverse almost any environment due to his evolution, and has a built in radar system, meaning that sneak attacks don't do jack shit. But Legendary is just too damn graceful.
      >Movement: Legendary is much more graceful, as said above, and while Shin can move surprisingly fast when he gets down into a therapod stature, like he did in his 3rd form, I don't know if he can do it in his 4th form. Although if he had to, he would be able to evolve to move faster. Legendary is generally faster
      >Melee power. This is unique. Shin has much sharper teeth and a larger mouth, but Legendary has more bite force. Although this could be circumvented with a slight evolution to posture. Legendary, as said above, has much beefier arms. The tail is unique, as while Shin's tail is MUCH stronger, he just doesn't swing it with enough force to use it as a weapon, like Legendary does
      >Atomic attacks: Legendary, ez

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The general verdict is that while Legendary outstats Shin, he's going to have to end it fast before Shin overtakes him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Atomic attacks: Legendary, ez
        Bullshit lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Word limit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This legit makes more sense than every single Death Battle ever because unlike them they actually go over "Hey, how would the fight actually progress?"
        Remember, Legendary doesn't know that it's near-impossible to actually kill Shin with his normal methods, and so would attempt to take him out like any other monster. Only for Shin to potentially regenerate and come back with a form that could overpower Legendary. Point is, while Legendary's atomic breath could instantly kill Shin for good, he's not going to open up with that, instead attempting to take him on mano-e-mano

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DeathBattle treats "all of creation" as "the Omniverse"
    >a single cosmic cube can remake "all of creation" in a nanosecond
    >there's multiple cosmic cubes in 616 alone (and even stronger weapons and beings)
    >there's infinite timelines in Marvel
    >infinite cosmic cubes
    >the Beyonder was millions of times more powerful than THIS
    Marvel won.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >muh edifice built on faulty assumption
      mousekeks are the fricking weakest of all lmao
      Keep amusing us all with this anxiety

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Thanos can beat LT and TOAA, Superman can definitely take the Marvel Universe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Superman is on Thanos' level
      kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes chadsideface.jpg

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Deathbattle wank aside...

          Silver Surfer is stronger and more durable than Superman, faster than the Flash, a better telepath than Martian Manhunter, a better energy projector than Green Lantern, a better energy manipulator than Captain Atom, and a better reality warper than Firestorm.

          Silver Surfer can turn the entire DC Earth and its Solar System into a black hole by simply moving too fast. And Thanos just one-shot 4 of them.

          Superman is a non-threat by any meaningful metric.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Black hole? Even Kilowog can tank those

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Silver Surfer is stronger and more durable than Superman, faster than the Flash, a better telepath than Martian Manhunter, a better energy projector than Green Lantern, a better energy manipulator than Captain Atom, and a better reality warper than Firestorm.
            You're going to get shanked saying this kind of stuff around some of the immature undesirables who frequent these threads, please take it easy with speaking nothing but facts

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Silver Surfer is stronger and more durable than Superman, faster than the Flash, a better telepath than Martian Manhunter, a better energy projector than Green Lantern, a better energy manipulator than Captain Atom, and a better reality warper than Firestorm.
            You're going to get shanked saying this kind of stuff around some of the immature undesirables who frequent these threads, please take it easy with speaking nothing but facts

            > Silver surfer is [headcanon]
            nice fan fiction though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Silver Surfer is stronger and more durable than Su- AAAIIIIIE A NORMAL HUMAN HOLDING MY ARM FROM BEHIND, MY ONLY WEAKNESS

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >underselling Black Panther (racism)
              get out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >HOWEVER!
        lmao

        Building level low tiers? Zoro could lift up buildings easily
        [...]
        Beyonder was just half a cosmic cube and we know for a fact Pralaya opposed the Presence whereas w heave never seen a cosmic cube against TOAA

        that was after he retconned himself to be a cosmic cube and then an impossible mutant-inhuman hybrid and then a child unit of the Beyonders. Pralaya's scaling comes from something she did in a multiversal nexus because she couldn't bust creation on her own. we very much didn't see God anywhere

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We didn’t see Beyonder do shit either above galaxy
          But here we are. At least Pralaya actually destroyed something

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Beyonder is for Hal Jordan

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here is where I'd place some of the Big Shonen in terms of overall power level. Hax not withstanding
    >Dragon Ball: Mountain to Island level low tiers, Solar system to Galaxy level high tiers
    >One Piece: Comfortably building level low tiers, Island level high tiers
    >Naruto: City block level low-tiers, Moon level high tiers
    >Bleach: Multi-Block low tiers, Mountain level high tiers
    >MHA: Wall level low tiers, Town level high tiers
    >Demon Slayer: See above
    >JJK: See above

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Building level low tiers? Zoro could lift up buildings easily

      >DeathBattle treats "all of creation" as "the Omniverse"
      >a single cosmic cube can remake "all of creation" in a nanosecond
      >there's multiple cosmic cubes in 616 alone (and even stronger weapons and beings)
      >there's infinite timelines in Marvel
      >infinite cosmic cubes
      >the Beyonder was millions of times more powerful than THIS
      Marvel won.

      Beyonder was just half a cosmic cube and we know for a fact Pralaya opposed the Presence whereas w heave never seen a cosmic cube against TOAA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >JJK
      >Town Level high tiers
      CSM bros, we win.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why only Galaxy level? and why is Bleach so much lower than Piss?

        Building level low tiers? Zoro could lift up buildings easily
        [...]
        Beyonder was just half a cosmic cube and we know for a fact Pralaya opposed the Presence whereas w heave never seen a cosmic cube against TOAA

        I don't know a whole lot about some of these

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why only Galaxy level? and why is Bleach so much lower than Piss?

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    marvel universe has russians

    so he is fricked literaly

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER MUFASA SHENRON

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >All these mexigays thinking that Goku can beat Supes
    Death Battle should do a remake of this so beaners can stop b***hing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's over supersistas

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My waifu? More frickable than guts (as long you do it with her clothes on)
    My waifu? Stronger than Guts (clothes optional for this one)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >as long you do it with her clothes on
      Why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not sure if this applies to her since she isn't a full Claymore, but this is what I'm talking about.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What if I just close my eyes?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do the stitches go all the way down to her c**t? Cause if so I can't imagine the sex being enjoyable.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sex seems to still be enjoyable with them, yes. And they don't mind being raped by humans. Or at least most of them don't.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chaos

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Luffy, Naruto and Ichigo vs Toriko.

    Is this fair now?

  75. 2 years ago
    CapeworldComics

    Any good Toa Mata fights?
    Don't say Ninjago.

    I'm strongly considering the Metal Men.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, Metal Men win because DC and shit. We literally all know how this is going to end, so why bother

      • 2 years ago
        CapeworldComics

        Ahahaha.
        AHAHAHAHAHA.
        LMFAOOOO!!!!!
        The Metal Men get curbstomped brutally

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, maybe a guy from Hero Factory for an old vs new kind of fight.
      >

      Don't worry you can acquire infinite speed with backward long jumps + pause buffering on an elevator, as in the speed float value literally becomes positive infinity. Of course this crashes the game when you release it, but still.


      >Of course this crashes the game when you release it, but still.
      Would this count as destroying his universe?

      >A-Train has Tenya
      >Butcher has Stain, Kev and Punisher
      >Homelander has All Might, Tighten and Brightburn
      >Hughie has Billy Cranston
      >Starlight has Lightning and Larxene
      Who the frick can The Female, Frenchie and Mother's Milk fight?

      How many of those fights do the Boys win?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All of them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>How many of those fights do the Boys win?
        Let's see. According to my own personal research, Comic and TV A-Train would destroy Tenya, a composite of them that has a drug boost would make the fight even more split. Comic AT can run on water, and TV AT can scour all of Manhattan in 30 minutes.
        Butcher loses to Punisher, possibly beats Stain and as for Kev, I'm not so sure.
        Homelander loses to All Might (no HL doesn't have nuclear level defense, that's a lie), loses to Tighten and probably beats BB on account of him being a literal child.
        Hughie gets fricked by the Blue Ranger unless he decides to not transform for whatever reason, but once he does if Hughie isn't hounding on him he's fricked.
        Starlight loses to Larxene and as for Lightning, that I'm also not so sure of.

        >The Female
        Mikasa Ackerman
        >Frenchie
        TF2 Soldier
        >Mother's Milk
        Rikido Sato

        >Solider, Mikasa and Rikido
        Based list.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Homelander's only possible win is against a child
          lel
          >as for Lightning, that I'm also not so sure of.
          If that list meant FF Lightning, then I'll just assume Starlight gets rekt.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            FF Lightning is for Shulk, I meant this Lightning. Adolescent superhero girls who get too in over their heads is the connection.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's the fact that Sonic and Flash are the slowest in this image that makes it the best.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can God create a boulder so big that he can't lift it?

    Can Superman and Goku do it?

    No, because Superman and Goku can't create shit, and ergo, they're weaker than God.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God jobbed to Thanos tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God's only job was to create this world, heaven and Man and then he rested.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Piccolo can create stuff though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        can he create a rock so big that he can't lift it? I don't think Piccolo can do that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, but he can create stuff.
          The question is "Can Goku?"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >No,
            YOUR WITNESS!

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A-Train has Tenya
    >Butcher has Stain, Kev and Punisher
    >Homelander has All Might, Tighten and Brightburn
    >Hughie has Billy Cranston
    >Starlight has Lightning and Larxene
    Who the frick can The Female, Frenchie and Mother's Milk fight?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Female
      Mikasa Ackerman
      >Frenchie
      TF2 Soldier
      >Mother's Milk
      Rikido Sato

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who do you think wins this? And why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Starro just mind controls him, ez pz

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't reckon Shuma has a nervous system or a brain

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Starro can mind control Superman

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Does Superman lack a nervous system and brain?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shuma is practically featless, while Starro has conquered countless universes, including alternates of DC's main universe

        Scaling will carry Shuma to victory, and if he dies then Starro becomes Shuma anyway. House always wins, mortal

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What scaling does Shuma have?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Mephisto was considered a pissant in the dwelling of Shuma's MINION, coincidentally the Lord of Chaos Arioch, not sure if they nabbed him from Moorwiener's multiverse.

            Scaling, same as your argument for Shuma

            Scaling to what?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The main DCU, which they are direct analogues to

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So no feats?

                JLA Secret Files #1
                The second series of R.E.B.E.L.S.
                Not spoonfeeding

                Read it; Starro can be dealt with using a human nuclear warhead; Is so incompetent at possessing people Wally West was incapacitated by -10 degrees; The only threat was the starfish face huggers which wouldn't work on Shuma; nothing about conquering multiple universes, just the one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's only one (1) Starro PROBE dealt with. Are you sure you read it, because what you're demonstrating is a lack of reading comprehension kek.
                Starro has eye beams strong enough to dumpster New Gods. Shuma still has no feats. Cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you pointed me towards that issue for nothing. Starro loses, get over it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I know nothing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                rather based, Socrates-sama

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean I know frickall about any of this shit. Who the frick even is Shuma?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he's Marvel's archetypal lovecraftian entity. you could interpret him as simply another elder god derivative, but i prefer him being a thought virus that spreads via people being aware of him. in a sense Shuma is pure power that spreads through ego. kill Shuma and you become Shuma unless you accomplish ego death soon thereafter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shuma definitely

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shuma is practically featless, while Starro has conquered countless universes, including alternates of DC's main universe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        conquered featless universes, you mean?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Scaling, same as your argument for Shuma

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i keep seeing this talk of starro conquering universes but anons never provide proof. i grew up on starro conquering galaxies dammit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        JLA Secret Files #1
        The second series of R.E.B.E.L.S.
        Not spoonfeeding

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tick tock jokergays

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