Death Battle

Death Battle returns May 22, season 10 to premiere with Atom (Ray Palmer) vs Ant-Man (Hank Pym). Sources to be used:
http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/03/suggested-media-ant-man.html
http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/03/suggested-media-atom.html
Ant-Man Preview:

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Atom Preview:

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Fight Preview:
https://www.youtube.com/live/2MFakJjHJFY?feature=share&t=2496
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Next fight: Chosen Undead (Dark Souls) vs Last Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls)

  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are we getting Goku and Superman vs the world?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dio gets stomped tho.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cu kills dragonborn effortlessly
    >Analysis uses lore dark souls against gameplay Skyrim
    >Lore Skyrim is discarded as being wank
    This is what will happen if swan gets his way.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah both are getting put at town level or some shit, if they never delved into WoW or LoTR lore they wouldn't here

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nigga Swan has said multiple times that he thinks CU is universal. This ain’t like Sauron vs Lich King where they didn’t even bother doing research on WoW cuz they wanted Sauron to win. CU is going to get full wank, time will tell if they’ll do the same for Dragonborn.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >WoWfag still seething
          Ghidorah is going to make it 0-2 buddy

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Queer thinks I care
            Death Battle isn’t real, m8.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >posting on the death battle general
              >complaining about lack of research
              >I don’t care
              Something tells me you do

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I come here to shitpost and mock Death Battle, like most people in this thread.

    • 7 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      I'm dreading this matchup. It's going to be so stupid no matter how they build the cake.

      Kek

      >Ants orbiting macrospace
      You'd think Eternity would get upset over that.

      Okay, bets on Ray getting some weird shit that would have won this fight in about 3-4 months?

      He had weird shit that would have won the fight -already-.

      Research for this fight felt really, really thin.

      Hank came off as a real smug and smarmy asshole. True to character. Felt like a heel winning.

      >Smug and smarmy asshole
      Not Hank.

      Go read his conversation with Eternity again.

      His characterization was off, doubly so because they used the EMH voice.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Otto. I asked you where you put Godzilla and you answered "Planetary."
        Now I want to know where you put Gamera

        • 7 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Below Godzilla, of course!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you admit to knowing nothing

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              *knowing everything

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least post the version Heisei Gamera DOESN’T clobber into a fine paste

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >country level vs Mountain level (large island with special attacks)
                Nah gamera gets pasted

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gamera
                >Anything above shit level
                Gamerafag??? Is that you???

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn't know
                Heisei Gamera has done all kinds of insane bullshit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly think Monsterverse Godzilla is stronger than Heisei Godzilla, the latter of which I think Heisei Gamera rips to shreds.
                Surprisingly, it pays to make your explosions look like explosions instead of slightly larger spark packs

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                stronger than THE leonine nuclear dinosaur?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post matchups, rate and share your own.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off, listroon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would Walter vs light work? Light at the peak of his power had access to the kira task force. Walt doesn't really have any means of reaching kira outside of the Yakuza.

      I like lelouch vs light as it's been a big legacy match and representative of what a non traditional death battle would look like, but it's a huge stomp for lelouch. Apparently he has better alternatives, but the problem is that none of them have a rivalry like this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros, I am just watching the show for Dragon Ball fights, are there any indications of a Dragon Ball fight?

      >The final part of Composite Goku vs Composite Ryu's battle after breaking fiction is Goku and Ryu are fighting in the real world, being played by Mike Roh (played Ryu in Assassin's Fist) and Justin Chatwin (Goku in Evolution) but it seems Ryu is slowly getting the upper hand.

      Ryu "Stand down, it would be a shame to have to put down an honorable opponent like yourself."

      Goku "I am not givin' up just yet. Because i have someone i know i can rely on when things go tough, when stuff seems impossible.
      You."

      >Goku glances at the screen and with his last of his strength starts the fusion dance with the audience.

      How would Walter vs light work? Light at the peak of his power had access to the kira task force. Walt doesn't really have any means of reaching kira outside of the Yakuza.

      I like lelouch vs light as it's been a big legacy match and representative of what a non traditional death battle would look like, but it's a huge stomp for lelouch. Apparently he has better alternatives, but the problem is that none of them have a rivalry like this.

      Walter has the neo nazis and contacts.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who wins Giorno and joker? I beat p5r last night, and I'm not sure how joker would resist what ger can supposedly do like turning 1 into 0. He got saved from yaldoboath's existence erasure with the help of plot.
      The set up is nice to think of though. I assume Giorno would be corrupt, and the phantom thieves would have to infiltrate his palace.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The biggest reason Giorno wins is because Personas are made out of willpower, which he can passively nullify with GER, turning Joker into a normal kid. (Joker has gotten willfucked before, as seen vs Maruki in the no choice bad end of P5R)

        Also, while other Stand ability skills have been measured at infinite at their maxinum outputs, GER is canonically, stated by the JOJO A GOGO guidebook to be unable to be calced and compared to other stands, making it immessurable.

        When Joker's best speed feats such as dodging bigbang burger at MFTL+ speeds, lightning at Massively Hypersonic speeds and being comparable to Akechi, who barely caught up to Naoto's normal bullets (barely supersonic) conceptually inferior to GER.

        Also, without SMT, there are zero reasons to think Joker can just walk back in time or be above casuality itself. (aka cause and effect. Joker could not just use satanael BEFORE being empowered by the people, after all.)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Joker can get his willpower fucked
          You have to agree to maruki's deal willingly, but otherwise I agree. There was the implication that maruki could just wipe them from existence, but he didn't because he's a nice guy. Joker's only real chance of victory is satanael, and unfortunately for him, swan is on giorno's side all the way here.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Giorno is leagues and bounds weaker than Joker, but, it really doesn't matter when GER can say no to any of Joker's attack since they have a cause and an effect.
            And yeah, Reset to Zero is just unable to be calculated when Infinite speed could. Joker is just not doing anything that can outspeeds that.

            Joker's only way to win is SMT scaling.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Swan isn't giving him SMT scaling, he knows it will btfo his precious husband's son because its "Megaversal"

        • 7 months ago
          DoctorGreen

          >he can passively nullify
          GER activated in the middle of King Crimson's Skip Time though

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fight basically goes

        >Joker clowns on Giorno outside of random plan bullshit which quickly gets no sold because of resistances
        >GER VS Satanael happens and then it comes down to how hard you want to wank / NLF
        Joker has more going for him though as he actually has an instance of no selling reality warping from a godly being that was capable of cucking Igor. Plus Almighty damage can feasibly bypass GER's hax because nothing can stop it including the omnipotence orb

        but yeah then you'll have jojofags going "No GER is absolute and cucks everything no matter what fuck you"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget Joker can swap to a Persona that nulls physical damage stopping the chain rush to initiate the death loop.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The null/reflect physical can probably outright fuck Giorno because he actually has to physically hit you to do his hax.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Muh cause and effect

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              he doesnt have to touch you. Its passive.

              Reset to Zero + will manip cripless joker.

              JUST AS IT CANONICALLY DID IN P5R ITSELF.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is physical contact required for GER to work? The way I remember it, the reality fuckery started without touching Diavolo. Though, I think Golden Experience's regular abilities do need to physical contact.

            if it does indeed go counter clockwise Kyogre VS Chaos would be a shit finale assuming that is what the wave is.

            What else could it be? Percy Jackson vs Harry? Poseidon vs some other water deity?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Is physical contact required for GER to work
              Generally yeah. It has a range of effect for no selling stuff happening to Giorno but to actually do the shit to you it needs to hit you, at least going by the World Over Heaven instance.

              That's part of the problem with GER as it literally has the one scene and the only other scenario that you can compare it to to match a scenario like Joker with counter reality hax resistance is in the game and then they'll just cry "not canon!"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Swan has already declared it non canon.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              ...Cthulhu VS Bahamut?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Percy Jackson vs Harry? Poseidon vs some other water deity?
                Both of those would also be weak finales, almost as weak as Gogeta vs Vegito.

                Man I really hope this counter-clockwise thing isn't true.

                [...]
                Ok, exactly what I was asking for lol

                [...]
                Chaos, as in Chaos from Sonic?

                >Chaos, as in Chaos from Sonic?
                Yeah.

                Hmm. Cervantes vs Spinal for Halloween episode 1, what's the second one going to be? Any spooky Buddhist people out there? Gojo vs Urahara?

                Oh fuck we are getting Spinel vs Servantes as our Halloween episode.

                >Spinal vs Cervantes
                Would be cool, but the episode after it would still be in October, so would it be another Halloween episode?
                >Any spooky Buddhist people out there? Gojo vs Urahara?
                Maybe it'll be Gojo vs Makima, and they'll justify it as the Halloween episode because of Makima being a devil.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chaos' feats: could flood a city
                Kyogre's feats: could flood the entire planet
                Dude's gonna get raped.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Silly boy, feats don't matter. Statements do.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Silly boy, feats don't matter. Statements do.

                Did Kyogre actually flood the planet in a movie or something?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually I'm just watching a recap on the Chaos story and he pretty much does the same, and he also scales to Dark Gaia... Yeah, Kyogre is the one that's going to fucking die.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Percy Jackson vs Harry? Poseidon vs some other water deity?
              Both of those would also be weak finales, almost as weak as Gogeta vs Vegito.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kyogre vs Chaos ain't exactly a hot MU either

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here is my setup
          >Giorno becomes a evil mob boss in Italy
          >The phantom thieves come over for vacation
          >They send a calling card
          >Initial fight is arsene vs golden experience
          >As giorno is about to lose, he pulls out a stand arrow
          >Ger comes out
          I think it's more dependent on hax than outright power. Joker got saved from maruki and yaldoboath because of plot. The only boss he can really take credit for beating without help is shido.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Joker got saved from maruki and yaldoboath because of plot
            As opposed to Araki's writing?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes actually as giorno got a more permanent amp than joker.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are forgetting that SWANK will be backing Giorno. Joker won't win.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Composite Ryu vs Composite Goku
      >Omni-Man vs Bardock
      These are the good ones
      >Specifying what version of bardock
      >Guts vs anyone but Clare
      >Monika or Light in death battle despite showing no combat prowess
      >Athena vs Bison
      >Morrigan vs Bayo
      >Homura vs Reverse Flash
      Try at least to be subtle listtroon
      Now here's mine
      Lucifer Morningstar vs Nyarlathotep
      Raz vs Alice
      De Blob vs Inkling
      Adachi vs Kira
      Battle Beast vs Boros
      Deadshot vs Bullseye
      Chomper vs Piranha Plant
      Zeke Yeager vs Liquid Snake (formerly Solidus Snake vs Furher Bradley but they just had to sell Metal Gear's streak to tencent)
      Adam (Record of Ragnarok) vs Asura
      Nicole vs Benson
      Destoroyah vs Iris
      Yujiro vs Akuma
      Metalface vs Ridley
      Super Adaptoid vs Amazo
      Big Daddy vs Nemesis T-Type
      Michelin Man vs Pillsbury Soft Boy
      Slenderman vs Tall Man
      Thraax vs Cancer
      Swanked Composite Dio vs Reverse Flash
      Bowser vs Eggman
      Anti-Monitor vs Anti-Spiral
      Erron Black vs McCree
      Chaos vs Kyogre
      Serious Sam vs Nuke Dukem
      Ego vs Mogo
      Cervantes vs Spinal
      Undergrowth vs Biollante
      Superboy-Prime vs Lord English
      Lopunny vs Mirko
      Hedora vs Chemo
      Liquid Snake vs Albert Wesker
      Gamma E-102 vs X-49
      Stick Figure Battle Royale (Red, Henry, Fancypants and Second Coming)
      Zs'Skayr vs Vlad Plasmius
      Robotboy vs XJ9
      Clare vs Guts
      Frieza vs Thanos (No Gauntlet)
      Scion vs Stardust
      Dr. Zomboss vs Dr. Neo Cortex
      Justice League Battle Royale
      Albedo vs Surge

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Monika deletes stuff.
        Light can write names, control the japanese police and have Misa look around with preptime.

        >No, this will be the first season not to have Dragon Ball. Fuck you.
        Really? That is a shame.

        >Skyrim from Dragonborn vs Dark Souls from Chosen Undead
        I guess now begins the cycle of waiting for matchups I don't care about only for the next episode to be one that also doesn't interest me. Feels good to be back.

        No, this will be the first season not to have Dragon Ball. Fuck you.
        [...]
        Brew yourself some tea, masturbate for an hour, then tell us if you feel better.

        They have expressed interest in frieza. He's the only major opponent left for death battle to use from dragon ball iirc.

        Hit vs sakuya (touhou) was also a point of interest before, but don't think that will be happening anytime soon.

        Composite Goku vs Composite Ryu can be the greatest kino ever depending on how much money they put into it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are all abilities, monika never uses it for combat and light vs walter has no animation potential fitting for a 3 minutes format
          DDLC and Death Note have no place in VS, only What-If scenarios

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, Columbo vs Light would be a hilarious DBX, probably. But not an actual episode, no.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I mean
              You mean nothing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's mean of you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meaningly meaningfully mean that's what i mean

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you mean that.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are thematic.
            Also Miyuki Sone vs Monika can work within a videogame since both are VN Heroines who become aware of themselves.
            Yuno can also use god-like powers and win with skill depending on how Death Battle considers DDLC's cosmology.

            Light knows martial arts and can easily end up stealing Walter's gun in the fight.
            Also, the death note has endless pages, which he can lift, unlike superman. So he can legit just punch Waltuh's head off.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anime Anime Anime
      Shut the fuck up, bitch.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman isnt interesting

        also, i got his executioner right here.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superman's executioner is another Superman.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just like Batman's executioner is another Robotic Batman that he doesn't remember building.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >superman isn't interesting
          >now this other character who I deem is JUST like him? Now THATS interesting
          lol you just seethe at his existence.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No see it's different, WoL had to train for his powers! Ignoring that it's what a character does with their powers and not how they got them that defines who they are, or that WoL was destined to fight Garland until he could eventually defeat him, BUT OTHER THAN THAT!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who the fuck is that?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh God these are awful. No wonder they call you list troon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        explain why they are awful

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, I am just watching the show for Dragon Ball fights, are there any indications of a Dragon Ball fight?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Skyrim from Dragonborn vs Dark Souls from Chosen Undead
      I guess now begins the cycle of waiting for matchups I don't care about only for the next episode to be one that also doesn't interest me. Feels good to be back.

      No, this will be the first season not to have Dragon Ball. Fuck you.

      I'm quite frustrated

      Brew yourself some tea, masturbate for an hour, then tell us if you feel better.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No, this will be the first season not to have Dragon Ball. Fuck you.
        Really? That is a shame.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Feels good to be back
        Welcome back, anon.
        >masturbate for an hour
        That's quite some advice, anon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have expressed interest in frieza. He's the only major opponent left for death battle to use from dragon ball iirc.

      Hit vs sakuya (touhou) was also a point of interest before, but don't think that will be happening anytime soon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, there's this too. Or Cell vs Zygarde.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's the only major opponent left for death battle to use from dragon ball iirc.
        You're forgetting Cell and Gohan

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, but frieza is the most powerful request villain who can actually fight back somewhat with his power scaling and buffs given to him from super.

          Cell max looks more of a mindless beast than the perfect cell from z.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would they use cell max

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              He gets scaling to Gohan and piccolo. At the very least, he's a lot stronger than normal cell and put somewhat of a fight against bizarro.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cell max isn't Cell
                Obviously they would use original that people actual like

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cell max looks more of a mindless beast
            Hey, thats a reason to bring back doomsday and not put him against fanfic lizard

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DEATH BATTLE MEGA:
    https://mega.nz/folder/zc4gBIQL#NrVixNe99LJ0KkQQVqMwmg
    ANT-MAN VS ATOM FIGHT:
    https://streamable.com/77y1fy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hank came off as a real smug and smarmy asshole. True to character. Felt like a heel winning.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder: Most Heels lost
        >Samus vs Boba
        >Yoshi vs Riptor
        >Kratos vs Spawn
        >Rainbow Dash vs Starscream
        >Thor vs Raiden
        >Vegeta vs Shadow
        >Spiderman vs Batman (sacrifices his son to let his husband joker live)
        >Superman vs Goku
        >DP vs Slade
        >Toph vs Gaara
        >Kirby vs Maajin Buu
        >Robocop vs Terminator
        >Guts vs Nightmare
        >Stark vs Luthor
        >Ratchet and Clank vs Jak and Dexter
        >Shadow vs Mewtwo
        >Tracer vs Scout
        >Meta vs Caroline
        >Venom vs Bane
        >Zero vs Metal Sonic
        >Leon vs Frank West
        >TJ vs Balrog
        >Jack vs Afro
        >Ryu vs Jin
        >Lucy vs Carnage
        >Thanos vs Darkseid (he has his reasons)
        >Aquachad vs Namor
        >Black Widow vs Widowmaker
        >Dedede vs Wario
        >Captain Falcon vs Johnny Cage
        >GR vs Lobo
        >Sasuke vs Hiei
        >Ganon vs Dracula
        >Black Canary vs Sindel
        >Goro vs Machamp
        >Shoto vs Zuko
        >Flash vs Sonic
        >Crona vs Venom
        >Sabrewulf vs Jon
        >Hulk vs Broly
        >Lex vs Doom
        >Goku Black vs RF (sided with the heroes on occasions)
        >Korra vs Storm
        >Popeye vs Saitama
        >SW vs Zatanna
        >Thor vs Vegeta
        >Omni-Man vs Homelander
        >Magneto vs Tetsuo
        >Jason vs Michael

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now compare this to the heel wins
          >Zangief vs Haggar
          >Felicia vs Taokaka
          >Sonic vs Mario
          >Tails vs Luigi
          >Goji vs Gamera
          >Ryu vs Scorpion
          >Snake vs Sam
          >Doom vs Vader
          >Raiden vs Wolverine
          >DK vs Knuckles
          >Hercule vs Dan
          >Dante vs Bayo
          >Ganon vs Bowser
          >Amy vs Ramona
          >Doomsday vs Hulk
          >Scrooge vs Shovel Knight
          >Thor vs WW
          >Sephiroth vs Vergil
          >Spyro vs Crash
          >Ultron vs Sigma
          >Roshi vs Jiraya
          >Dragonzord vs Kiryu
          >Mob vs Tatsumaki
          >Leo vs Jason
          >Gray vs Esdeath
          >Cable vs Booster Gold
          >She-Ra vs WW
          >Bucky vs Jason
          >Sanji vs Rock Lee
          >Shadow vs Ryuko
          >SU vs Star
          >Dio vs Alucard
          >Hercules vs Sun Wukong
          >James Bond vs John Wick
          >Apocalypse vs Black Adam
          >Sauron vs The Lich King
          >Deku vs Asta
          >Gogeta vs Vegito

          • 7 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            >Zangief
            >Heel
            Stopped reading right there.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Compare him to the mayor who promises to do shit right and literally fights crime and zangief is instantly a heel

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder: Most Heels lost
            >Samus vs Boba
            >Yoshi vs Riptor
            >Kratos vs Spawn
            >Rainbow Dash vs Starscream
            >Thor vs Raiden
            >Vegeta vs Shadow
            >Spiderman vs Batman (sacrifices his son to let his husband joker live)
            >Superman vs Goku
            >DP vs Slade
            >Toph vs Gaara
            >Kirby vs Maajin Buu
            >Robocop vs Terminator
            >Guts vs Nightmare
            >Stark vs Luthor
            >Ratchet and Clank vs Jak and Dexter
            >Shadow vs Mewtwo
            >Tracer vs Scout
            >Meta vs Caroline
            >Venom vs Bane
            >Zero vs Metal Sonic
            >Leon vs Frank West
            >TJ vs Balrog
            >Jack vs Afro
            >Ryu vs Jin
            >Lucy vs Carnage
            >Thanos vs Darkseid (he has his reasons)
            >Aquachad vs Namor
            >Black Widow vs Widowmaker
            >Dedede vs Wario
            >Captain Falcon vs Johnny Cage
            >GR vs Lobo
            >Sasuke vs Hiei
            >Ganon vs Dracula
            >Black Canary vs Sindel
            >Goro vs Machamp
            >Shoto vs Zuko
            >Flash vs Sonic
            >Crona vs Venom
            >Sabrewulf vs Jon
            >Hulk vs Broly
            >Lex vs Doom
            >Goku Black vs RF (sided with the heroes on occasions)
            >Korra vs Storm
            >Popeye vs Saitama
            >SW vs Zatanna
            >Thor vs Vegeta
            >Omni-Man vs Homelander
            >Magneto vs Tetsuo
            >Jason vs Michael

            I don't think you retards know what "heel" means.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              the heel is the asshole

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and it doesn't apply to most of those matches.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it does
                Sonic is a massive asshole
                DK is a selfish greedy cunt
                Bond is a woman beater
                Wondie is a cunt
                Dante is more ammoral then Bayo

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go back.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dilate

              • 7 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                >Fetterman voter located

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who?
                I'm not a mutt, you can tell because unlike you and DC Comics, i don't worship BBC

              • 7 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                >Not American
                The serf populations of vassal states do not have voices.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >LARDmerican calling other countries vassal states
                Kek.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you live in Europe and aren't in Serbia, Russia or Belarus, you are in a de facto vassal state of Weimerica.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't deny being a lardass
                >still spewing his American fantasies
                Kek. America is a literal European colony.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is what he sounds like

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >she
                FIFY

              • 7 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                >she
                FIFY

                >Euroslaves fuming over having to house American troops on their soil.
                >And pay for it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >LARDmerican calling anyone a slave while his country is being run by corporations

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm American
                I just don't like you

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Leftoids aren't real Americans.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seth Mcfarlane is more american than Drumpf

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sanest anti-Otto poster.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Weimerica is a vassal state of Israel.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Israel is a vassal state to the City of London, which is itself a vassal state to Lake Geneva

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dante is more ammoral then Bayo
                Before Bayo 3 and Origins, I found this debatable.
                Nowadays, I may agree with you.
                In the context of DB, I suppose it makes sense that Bayo defended herself from Dante, considering The Eye he wanted to retrieve/steal, is attached to Bayo's soul.
                The fight between both unfortunately went out of control, and Dante had no choice, but to kill her.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >scrooge was a heel win
            A self-made entrepreneur fighting off a dangerous burglar.
            >spyro was a heel win
            The match started with Crash murdering Spyro's best friend, dude.
            >booster gold was a heel win
            Nate decided to kill him off of him being a loudmouth, he's the bigger asshole here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, Luis wasn't kidding
      I can see why he thought this finisher was fun

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek

    • 7 months ago
      Thumbnail Anon

      lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      >Hey man, this is funky stuff you got here. What is it?
      >WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DIDN'T YOU KNOCK? THAT'S IT, I'M SHOVING ANTS UP YOUR ASS!

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm quite frustrated

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How are you so sure Ant-thony didn't enter Palmer through his butt?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, bets on Ray getting some weird shit that would have won this fight in about 3-4 months?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      $10

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero. There aren't any DC events going on, and he didn't even have a role in the Dark Multiverse event, so the chances of him getting a random buff are non existent.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Light is for Timmy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If turner was not retarded, he'd shit on most of the characters on the thread.

      His death note can cause conditionals, bypass any mental barries his victims have, kill with false names, cause collateral damage and manipulate probability.

      Ex.

      "Whoever i am fighting will die of a heart attack after failing to land a single punch on me. His body will fall from the arena we are at on a way that it blocks everyone from seeing my death note or my face.
      If for some reason Light turner were to die, my foe will explode into a million pieces."

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        or
        "Joe Biden - convinces his administration to fire all nuclear missiles at their disposal at the location of my opponent. If Light Turner were to die by this, the nuke that could cause his death will malfunction"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Writing your own name period, in the Death Note will kill you, so that'd be retarded. You also specifically need to know a person's face and name to kill them, so the whoever I am fighting will not work. Also, if you tried to do something like make a person kill another person, that would only work if you had both their names in the notebook, otherwise the first person would just die of a heart attack.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the netflixnote doesnt do that.

          Turner can manipulate how EVERYTHING involving someone's death will go with no consequence.

          tho, he did write "the suspect of the kira investigation" rather than his own name yet Ryuk got his name written on it with no consequence either.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            the netflix death note has less rules

            Turner killed Watari by writting his alias.

            if turner were to be in Yagami's position he can kill L by just writting L on the notebook.

            Christ, that adaption is even worse than I thought.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the netflix death note has less rules

          Turner killed Watari by writting his alias.

          if turner were to be in Yagami's position he can kill L by just writting L on the notebook.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Turner can also make people have access to info they do not know and Misa (Mia in netflixverse) made a random police write names at her command.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Timmy would lose because DA RULES as well as stupidity.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Missed opportunity to not have Ant-Man explode out of Atom’s ass.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hank what the fuck. Why do you keep bringing people to my home.

    Dude, not cool

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is why Gamera will never be Godzilla's true competitor/rival in my opinion. It's not a matter of monetary gain or iconography, it's a matter of honor.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gamera will never be nearly as iconic or well known as Godzilla, it's a stomp in reality AND fiction.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't understand what I'm saying. I'm saying that someone like Gorgo is Godzilla's true rival

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you have?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope we're getting this one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, anon. It's too cool to pass up.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    New Otto cope just dropped, get it while it's hot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not reading that, but did he mention Biden or Fetterman?

      • 7 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        The research for this fight was like John Fetterman--it was absent.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >supports wanda
      >zatanna wins
      >suports ray
      >hank wins
      I see a pattern...

      • 7 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Jokes on you, I was team Zatanna.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what stats were both given?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      multiversal+

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gorillaversal and omnipresent speed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but what were they scaled to?

        • 7 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          They didn't scale them, surprisingly. Another odd thing about the research.

          No Darkseid scaling, no Eternity scaling, nothing like that.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            why would they scale them to anybody? they're fundamentally known for changing sizes and even then for becoming smaller. stats have never really been a huge deal for these two... giant man as a powerhouse is no thor or hulk

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Given all the main points they had in Hank's favour I don't see the "poorly researched" angle of this one at all. Like, the only thing that would even make a difference if flipped is the radiation effecting Pym Particles but even then Hank probably still has a clear upper hand

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was weird how they said the belt could be hacked, then said it couldn't because it was in the suit and the suit could respawn, then said it was an advantage for Hank anyway...all while never once bringing up the radiation weakness.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            THEY said (I'm putting emphasis on the team saying it for a reason) that the belt was just in charge of holding his weapons and ensuring that his size couldn't be altered by outside forces, that's why getting rid of it was important, because even though Ray could shrink and grow himself regardless, it didn't matter since now, without the belt, Hank could play photoshop free transform with his body.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They ignored that Atom could play photoshop with Hank from the start. I don't think they even talked about him stealing mass from Hank. Their defense that Hank altered his physiology to be immune to anti-pym particles is bullshit, since the anti-pym radiation killed you, not transformed you, and wasn't white dwarf star radiation from another universe. They also didn't bring up how using pym particles while in the microverse has a chance of killing you with a heart attack, or how pym particles have a weakness to radiation. There was a lot of stuff they just didn't seem to know.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                G1 mentioned the anti-pym particle charge physiology change and no one, absolutely no one, on team Hank thought it would prevent the white dwarf star shit from working on him.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                G1 mentioned the anti-pym particle charge physiology change and no one, absolutely no one, on team Hank thought it would prevent the white dwarf star shit from working on him.

                Overspace gg.

              • 7 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                G1 mentioned the anti-pym particle charge physiology change and no one, absolutely no one, on team Hank thought it would prevent the white dwarf star shit from working on him.

                It was like them saying Superman couldn't be touched by magic during the time he became immune to kryptonite. All the research was weird, and I don't just mean in how they gipped Atom. They gipped Hank as well.

                No robots? No infinite dimension Avengers Mansion? The Atom being able to make his fist really hard as an advantage over Hank, are you kidding me? And since when couldn't Pym particles not change density? Didn't Nadia use them to defeat intangibility through density alteration?

                [...]
                Overspace gg.

                I think they glanced at (but not read, given how they wrote Hank) the Eternity scene and slept through the rest of the research. That Kirbykid is a new researcher probably contributed to the suck. Let's hope he gets better and not worse.

                >Atom can't grow larger
                Yes he fucking can
                What even is this shit research?

                Traditionally he couldn't, but yeah, it is something he can do esoterically, especially to other people. He once grew Specter so big he popped, and Ryan once grew Starro just by putting the belt in reverse.

                Hank and Pym both had instant "I win" weapons that molecularly destabilize opponents, but none of them got mentioned as well. G1 smoked DB like a ham on this one when it came to research.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If the thing works on the Wrath of God there is no reason it shouldn't work on Antman. They should have at least brought it up.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ENOUGH OF THIS homosexualRY. Which one would win in hand to hand, no weapons or particles or any of that gay hax?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ray, 100%.

              • 7 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Ray, because gladiatorial experience, Hawkman friendship,and wrestling microbe beasts for fun and a daily workout.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, there's also Jurgens' Titans, which straight up had Atom growing

              • 7 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                That too.

                There was a lot wrong with the research. Which character did Kirbykid get assigned to?

                So we all agree that outside of Swank going as hard as possible while simultaneously ignoring everything for Elder Scrolls, Dragonborn stomps Chosen Undead correct?

                Even as a Soulsfag I think its pretty cut and try given how many options Dragonborn has

                >Sanity Rules

                DB stomps. It's not even close. Miracles is a shitty magic system compared to ES magic. Spells plus shouts means DB doesn't even need to get close to CU to annihilate him. That plus far better healing options compared to a limited estus means DB should stomp. Forget about spawning back at the fire. That will work once before DB either traps his soul or just, you know, doesn't kill him. There's nothing in the rules that says DB can't just break all of CU's limbs and leave him in a field to squirm around like an early game hollow.

                CU's one win con is to close the gap and pray the anti-magic grenade built for his form of magic works on magic from another universe. But that relies on him getting close to the shout man bombarding him with shit--it's not happening.

                >Swanksanity Rules

                So Cu is what, star level? Because of the sun, right? Possibly even universe level if you just go crazy with the lore swanking? DB gets much higher under swanksanity rules. He's a multiverse Buddha thing who has save states as a canon ability.

                >OPS Scores

                >CU

                --Is older (very close here, while ES is a far older franchise, DS technically came out a month before Skyrim)

                >DB

                --Normie Advantage (He's got more spells and can do shout magic!)

                --Entry Level Advantage (His magic system is vastly more comprehensive and expansive)

                --Is smarter

                --Bigaton advantage

                --Archive advantage

                Even if CU gets the preview and invader advantages, OPS still points to a DB win.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ryan once grew Starro just by putting the belt in reverse.
                You mean he set it to Wumbo? Or since it's growing people, did he set it to Mumbo?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            what are the thoughts on the Pym Particles themselves being fucked with? I know its a side story, but the What If with Worldbreaker Hulk and the Skrulls turned Pym into a bomb due to his physiology

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Atom can't grow larger
        Yes he fucking can
        What even is this shit research?

  17. 7 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    sup, the threads are finally back into the swing of things

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Thumbnail Anon. How are you doing?

      • 7 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        doing fine, just got home. The DB went as expected

      • 7 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        also how are you doing, anon

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am doing fine, thanks for asking. Today I am free, so I spent doing a lot of calisthenics. Currently, I am finishing touches for my home gym room. Just thinking whether should I buy more free weights equipment or machine. Always wanted a home gym, so I am pretty exicted

          • 7 months ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            Personally, I've got free weights, mainly a bench set, plates, and a rack so I could push out 5x5's. I'm actually looking into doing bjj, muay thai, and maybe boxing in my area to get some good cardio in

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cool. I hope that you achieve your fitness goals. I trained greco-roman wrestling and boxing recreationally a few years ago. I really enjoyed wrestling. Nowadays, for cardio I take my bicycle and just go on a long ride. Working on my weight loss since I dropped out of college. Goind good so far.

              • 7 months ago
                Thumbnail Anon

                Good for you anon, happy to hear. I also did wrestling in high school

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Freestyle or Greco-roman? Also, if you don't mind asking, how old are you TN Anon? You have a lot of life experiences.

              • 7 months ago
                Thumbnail Anon

                Freestyle, 25

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cool. You are pretty cool TN Anon. Take care.

              • 7 months ago
                Thumbnail Anon

                Thanks, anon, you are too. You have a good day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I'm glad we're finally free of the DBZ schizophrenia.

      Bullseye (Marvel) vs Deadshot (DC) pretty please

      • 7 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        1

        • 7 months ago
          Thumbnail Anon

          2 (I know it's BE as Hawkeye, I just liked it tho)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          2 (I know it's BE as Hawkeye, I just liked it tho)

          Both are awesome. Thanks a bunch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clayface vs The Liquidator (Batman vs Darkwing Duck)

      • 7 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        How's this

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sick, thanks man

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LA Knight vs Cody Rhodes

      • 7 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks
          Knight is my uncle btw no joke

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She-Hulk twerking vs Powerpuff Girls twerking

      • 7 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        why, god?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Colaws vs Amerikaner

      • 7 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brittingham Solloway vs The Beyonder

      • 7 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Hunter (Bloodborne) vs The Hunter (Monster Hunter)

      • 7 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice, but you think you can use an image for the MH hunter with the Rathalos armor like they did in MvC Infinite? Maybe this one?

          • 7 months ago
            Thumbnail Anon
            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Much appreciated, anon.

              • 7 months ago
                Thumbnail Anon

                np

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    who won, Marvel or DC? I don't know any of these characters

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DCbros........we lost.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no...it's not like we're still the highest 10+ MU franchise in DB even with the two back to back Ls.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, they'll have DC munch up some anime goober at some point during this season.

      Oh no...it's not like we're still the highest 10+ MU franchise in DB even with the two back to back Ls.

      Actually this would be the third loss in a row.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait what was before Adam?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dr. Doom vs Lex Luthor, I think

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hannah Barbera is not DC, anon

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tanjiro vs Jonathan was a sad death battle, but overall, I think what happened to Black Adam and his people by Apocalypse is even sadder. Adam got invaded out of nowhere, got beat down, and in his dying moments, saw the fall of his people knowing all hope is lost.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why his death is probably the most brutal. People like arguing that one with Homelander's. But even though he's an asshole, HL does recognize that fact. Deep down, he can't be too surprised that he got killed by Omniman; after picking a fight with him by killing his wife and threatening him.

      Teth on the other hand, legitimately loved his people and tried to lead them as best he could (in fucked up ways yeah, but still.) And he did so for fucking thousands of years.

      Apoc taunted him about that fact and how his country was now bum fucked. And did so after stomping his face in repeatedly. Then killed BA using the very thing that gives him his powers, while laughing maniacally and holding teth over the ruins of his beloved home.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why his death is probably the most brutal. People like arguing that one with Homelander's. But even though he's an asshole, HL does recognize that fact. Deep down, he can't be too surprised that he got killed by Omniman; after picking a fight with him by killing his wife and threatening him.

      Teth on the other hand, legitimately loved his people and tried to lead them as best he could (in fucked up ways yeah, but still.) And he did so for fucking thousands of years.

      Apoc taunted him about that fact and how his country was now bum fucked. And did so after stomping his face in repeatedly. Then killed BA using the very thing that gives him his powers, while laughing maniacally and holding teth over the ruins of his beloved home.

      Can someone edit it so Apocalypse is showing him all the cancelled Black Adam projects and the movie's awful performance?

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this was Season 1 Death Battle, Boomstick probably would've congratulated Hank for beating his wife and insert a snarky comment about his ex

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would've added a smack sound effect once that panel showed up.

      Wait what was before Adam?

      No, it was after.
      >Adam got smashed
      >Aquaman got Sponged
      >Atom got Pymp Slapped

      Bill Cipher map seems to go counter-clockwise unless a third fight makes it clear it's actually random
      Waves are heavily speculated to be Kyogre vs Chaos

      I'm kind of hoping that this is just a coincidence. I don't have nay strong feelings about Kyogre vs Chaos, but it doesn't seem finale worthy. Though, if this theory is true, then that means the Halloween episode will be either the Skull and Crossbones or the Lotus Flower.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Skull and Crossbones
        Spinal vs Cervantes

        >Aren't they canonically simulations?
        Nah, we had shit like Deadpool vs Big Head/The Mask where actually died, but then Big Head mailed the continuity gem, and Deadpool came back.

        I just assumed it was an anomaly, glitch in the system, dimensional merge if you will
        The original Deadpool teaser that hinted his fourth-wall breaking made it clear he wasn't supposed to do that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        got Sponged
        Oh, I considered most joke episode results non binding.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Colex is after CU vs Dragonborn we know Kyogre vs Chaos is probably the season finale

    • 7 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      >Kyogre vs Chaos
      Oh god, please no, why?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        because water is cool but not as cool as ice

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bill Cipher map seems to go counter-clockwise unless a third fight makes it clear it's actually random
        Waves are heavily speculated to be Kyogre vs Chaos

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh fuck, is that a Saint Seiya battle after Obito vs Vader?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unless someone on the team was really hankering for a Libra battle, pretty unlikely. Can you think of any fights for Dohko, Genbu, or Shiryu?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the question mark is bill cipher then it should be random as I don't imagine it'll be in the second half of the season.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could you guys start using this as the OP with the thumbnails in their designated section of the wheel?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            Ok, exactly what I was asking for lol

            if it does indeed go counter clockwise Kyogre VS Chaos would be a shit finale assuming that is what the wave is.

            Chaos, as in Chaos from Sonic?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not going to be the season finale.
      Not even Rayquaza, the best and most competitive of the Weather trio, is Finale worthy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the same show that Goro vs Machamp be a milestone episode (even if the animation was worth it) and All Might vs Might Guy as a season finale

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't even know AM vs Guy was a finale, I just thought it was a normal episode.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who would be a good match up for mega fug

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fug vs Bug

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let me just plug it into the smoggin simulator, Mothra equivalent would be gmax butterfree yeah?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Try Volcarona instead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      water is clearly Aquaman vsbw Namor 2

      • 7 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        >Not Mera vs Namora

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        New Otto cope just dropped, get it while it's hot.

        >New Otto FACTS
        Fixed that for you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bill Cipher map seems to go counter-clockwise unless a third fight makes it clear it's actually random
      Waves are heavily speculated to be Kyogre vs Chaos

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm. Cervantes vs Spinal for Halloween episode 1, what's the second one going to be? Any spooky Buddhist people out there? Gojo vs Urahara?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if it does indeed go counter clockwise Kyogre VS Chaos would be a shit finale assuming that is what the wave is.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I stg i like chaos vs kyogre and even i think that the last thing they should do is make into a finale
          I'm hoping its the third episode

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh fuck we are getting Spinel vs Servantes as our Halloween episode.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Final Episode ends with Boom and Wiz killling each other. Cue Flash/Barry going back in time and making every Death Battle never happen, so every single death in the show is null and void.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so every single death in the show is null and void.
      Aren't they canonically simulations?
      I know the original joke was that Wiz and Boomstick kidnapped all the fighters to force them to fight according to a very VERY old in-character Q&A but that's been ages

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Aren't they canonically simulations?
        Nah, we had shit like Deadpool vs Big Head/The Mask where actually died, but then Big Head mailed the continuity gem, and Deadpool came back.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chuck vs Segata referenced recording instruments capturing a real fight

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That opens a lot of questions

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one that thought the research kind of sucked for this episode? Neither of them got any of the cool stuff I learned about them through G1.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They wanted hank to win. Why? When they started the production process, they probably thought that ant man was going to be a hit so they bet on the more profitable character. Unfortunately that movie did terrible but by this point the episode was already made

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think they were biased, I just think they were lazy. I heard they had a new researcher on this episode, so maybe that contributed to it as well.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The research reflects their intentions anon.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >was going to joke about how this version of Godzilla is the only one Gamera could beat
    >remembered that once shattered a piece of the moon turning it into a crescent moon
    well fuck to poor Gamera

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot the image of the Godzilla

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tristar?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he got demoted into being a separate monster meaning he doesn't count

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Demoted but being a separate character can be an improvement. Of course if the new character is able to forge their own legacy instead of being a footnote. Speaking of which we just had the 25th anniversary of Emmerich's Zilla film which was commemorated with its producer once again deeply apologizing for it.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we finally have mickey vs bugs this year. The timing is perfect with people getting tired of disney. Bugs killing mickey will just add salt to the injury

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure what that crack is

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, seriously, what is that. I don't know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Godzilla manga, and that little black dot in the center is Godzilla. I wonder what that puts him at

      • 7 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        It's very easy, anon. It places him vastly higher than Gamera.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously where do you put him

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alright, they're finally going to fight in the Microverse now!
    >It's a fucking rock
    Fight was lame and gay.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no hope for the rest of the season. This premiere sucked balls.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the finale for Season TEN is really going to be Kyogre vs Chaos then I have no hope for the rest of the SERIES.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Having any hope at all.
      Anon, you played yourself.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Heels
    Ain't no bigger heel than me brother

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Abdullah giving everyone Hep C by intentional bleeding seems pretty big, idk

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >borderhopping
    Wrong. He came fresh off a boat from haiti

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Otto's from Columbia.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Louisiana actually

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the premiere really this bad? It feels like no one's talking about it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tomorrow is the public release date

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Otto is seething about it, if you want to look up. I do agree the conclusion seemed very unfocused. If you asked me why they had Hank win, I actually couldn't really give a good reason despite watching the full episode on the Mega.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody posted anything but the fight and post fight comparisons so there's not much to talk about atm.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, isn't the full episode on the Mega?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, isn't the full episode on the Mega?

        https://mega.nz/folder/zc4gBIQL#NrVixNe99LJ0KkQQVqMwmg
        Didn't someone post this earlier

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy the setup for the fight sometimes more than the actual fight itself
    I hope they put more effort into the setup this season.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Talking about Hank's unhinged personality
    >"This lead Hank to do UNSPEAKABLE THINGS!!!"
    >Dramatic pause while showing Hank bitch slapping his wife
    Lmao.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least his analysis ended on a good note and also ignoring Pymtron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The current story has Hank on a bad guy bender right now, doesn't it?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that because he's fused with Ultron?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            no it's just Ultron now, Hank is no more

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah so now he's properly dead meaning he'll be resurrected in a year or two.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                that happened in 2015, it still hasn't been undone

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really couldn't help it could they?
      They could have just not talked about it. But no. They HAD to bring it up. It's an issue of a comic older than them, than their target audience and probably majority of the people here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meanwhile they ignored hal jordan pedophilia

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's not a pedo, non-reader

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hal RESISTING Kara's advance
                This is 'pedophilia' how?
                Go back, homosexual

              • 7 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                >This is 'pedophilia' how?
                It is pedophilia and a feat against Charm ailments :v

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              so biologically this wouldn't quality as rape, but chronologically it would? i don't know how US law at its most bureaucratic and time wasting would interpret this

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, that's a full-grown woman
            You need to go outside and maybe meet a few

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rot in jail, Jared.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to be an avid follower of pedophiles, anon
                Be a shame if any glownaggers floating hereabouts took notice

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're an avid defender of the insane, anon. Be a shame if all your idols rejected you in the place you call your headspace.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >schizobabble
                Oh, you're PRIME for the fucking glowies
                You have a Discord?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >SUPERchad Prime out of nowhere
                >MLP out of nowhere
                Save those matchups for later, little pup.

              • 7 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                >beats up his creator
                >only destroys a desk
                Technically desk level

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If a single paper is the DC universe, the desk is the rest of the Iceberg. Also wood => Paper

              • 7 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                >If a single paper is the DC universe
                Wouldn't that make DCEU stronger than most DC comics?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Superman pumps IRON btw.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Only breaks a desk
                >Doesn't kill them
                Super homosexual more like

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Again, Season 1 would've used it as a joke

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And thats why season 1 is one of the best ones

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has the fight been posted here yet?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      read the thread chief

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a list of Swank's biases so as to know which battles are affected?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DC
      >Smt
      >Jojo
      Basically anything with power creep.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canonically speaking, Ray lost the moment he fought Pym in his own lab

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Jesus Fucking Christ, you weren't kidding. They didn't even pretend that he stood a chance. Travis is going to die, isn't he?

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does the podcast where they answer questions about the fight and result happen?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they stopped doing those.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lame and fucking gay

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lemme guess it was after Swan joined.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Swan kinda entered the consciousness from one of these, actually

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Swan joined way back in like what, Season 5, which was before Season 6, which had Ben vs Hal, which also had a Q and A. I'm pretty sure they stopped doing them after Broly vs Asura.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Q&A was the only reason to watch the fucking casts. Nobody gives a shit about the retarded community death battles.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the kaijuhomosexuals all bots? They always post the same retarded shit over and over and only get engagement from each other
    It's fucking pathetic and disgusting, seeing such arrested development stuck in the past

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we all agree that outside of Swank going as hard as possible while simultaneously ignoring everything for Elder Scrolls, Dragonborn stomps Chosen Undead correct?

    Even as a Soulsfag I think its pretty cut and try given how many options Dragonborn has

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dry*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Souls, and it's the better game by logarithmic bounds, but only a complete retard could ever declare the placeholder that is 'Chosen Undead' even touches the Last Dragonborn

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only way CU has any chance is if he gets to have a bonfire outside of DB's fucking house which would be dumb bullshit considering that bosses heal to max each time.

      Plus Seathe showed you can capture CU and DB has multiple options to cuck him there between undead afflicting spells etc.

      • 7 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Seathe is a great example of how DB can just capture CU. The respawn should only work to surprise DB once. It won't work a third time unless the DB is a dumb-dumb.

        I love Souls, and it's the better game by logarithmic bounds, but only a complete retard could ever declare the placeholder that is 'Chosen Undead' even touches the Last Dragonborn

        2 was the best game in the series and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.

        ALL WILL FALL TO THE BALL!

        Is Shiro piloting it?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Otto likes DS2
          Gentlemen…

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            DS2 was the shittiest main game but it had the best PVP

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, barf
              But I do enjoy the way its fucked up lore can be made to interact with the rest of the series

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2 was the best
          I always knew you were a dickchopper from your voice, Otto

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >2 was the best game in the series and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.

            They hated Otto, because he told the truth.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2 was the best game in the series and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Disarming shout or fusrodah so gravity handles the rest
      >Win
      woah that was easy

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "FoP Timmy scaling" Jimmy bros??? Dexter has an easy answer and absolutely destroys us?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, Dorkster. JimDominus Rex wins.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dream-O-Matic beats that, but the ruling on it can be iffy. I think ring outs are allowed right? DOM warps reality but doesn't kill the target. It puts them in their own reality while completely removing them from the main one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he programmed the device to never completely erase anyone and instead send them to a new reality that might suit their preferences
      He made a one way teleporter for other people.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone talking about all their fancy inventions
        >Fail to realize Dexter only needs pic to cuck Jimmy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Run.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dexter scales to the Powerpuff Girls and has multiversal shenanigans so its kind of moot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zaps you with a Wish-To-Be-Cheese Ray

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheese Ray actually requires being able to hit the target and Dexter has multiple options to no sell that.

        >Invisible Force Field Helmet to block
        >Time Expander to dodge and blitz
        >Mechanical Time Decelerator to slow down the activation and fire of all Jimmy's inventions

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, Dorkster. JimDominus Rex wins.

      Dream-O-Matic beats that, but the ruling on it can be iffy. I think ring outs are allowed right? DOM warps reality but doesn't kill the target. It puts them in their own reality while completely removing them from the main one

      >he programmed the device to never completely erase anyone and instead send them to a new reality that might suit their preferences
      He made a one way teleporter for other people.

      Run.

      >zaps you with a Wish-To-Be-Cheese Ray

      At this point I almost don't want Dexter vs Jimmy just because they will not properly research either side.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Inb4 le jimmy CHEESE RAY
      Sandwich dexter solos.
      (Literally his lab computer ray can turn anything into sandwich by request )

      >zaps you with a Wish-To-Be-Cheese Ray

      I KNEW IT. I'LL SWISS YOU GOOD BOWLING PIN HEAD.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dexter has to go to sleep for that to work. He’s legitimately going unconscious for a winning condition to teleport Jimmy to another reality, while Jimmy can teleport back, travel across other universes, and also teleport Dexter to another reality, or just kill Dexter while he’s asleep.

      The Sandwich way also doesn’t kill you. It makes you into a sentient Sandwich. The Cheese ray just makes you into Cheese, full stop.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jimmy wouldn't teleport back since it removes his memories

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jimmy would just have a brain blast and regain his memories.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brain Blast isn't even a no limits fallacy within Jimmy's universe, that move canonically has a sizeable fail rate.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It just works.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it doesn't. See the speed shoes when he ended up as goo

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quite the contrary, Brain Blast failure is one of the reasons, "Incompetent Jimmy" is a staple in fictional Boy genius vs debates.
                While Dee dee is Dexter's only flaw, and she would be removed in a hypothetical battle.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She would be removed in a hypothetical battle
                ENTER

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                HOLY FISHPASTE.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that Dexter’s inventions are torn apart by a ditzy teenaged girl proves that when another person is introduced, his inventions would fail as well.

                Jimmy’s inventions fail but then at the end he has a brain blast where he saves the day and wins the conflict. It’s essentially perfect for a Death Battle finisher. Dexter has Jimmy on the ropes, brain blast, he wins.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Brain Blast
                More like "Brain Fart"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jimmy can amp his own intelligence to go against the intelligence siphon and he has a flux field duplicator which can copy any of Dexter’s arsenal while erasing Dexter’s own original copy of it.

                Jimmy gets his own Neurotomic Protocore and wins.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Won't work with the mechanical decelerator in the way and this is being generous to assume Jimmy would know about it.

                But let's be real they can be chucking all these inventions and shit, but Dexter has the sneak factor by just having Timmy devour Jimmy's arsenal while he is distracted with Dexter. Dexter is a way smarter fighter.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dexter is a way smarter fighter
                He announces his attack.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That only makes it stronger. That's why Dexter is the genius and you aren't.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally using a Jimmy Neutron argument against him
                >Jimmy sneak attack wins
                Dexter is a loser.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That dollar store Jimmy Sneak attack
                Dexter's too smooth for that, he dog walks it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jimmy being able to do a sneak attack against a guy powered by an armory of a civilization of people who can individually destroy entire universes is just completely beyond whatever Dexter could muster.

              • 7 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                >a guy powered by an armory of a civilization of people who can individually destroy entire universe
                That guy lives with his mother, anon

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but it’s a guy who lives with his mother with the entire fire power of the military of a civilization consisting of magical beings whose magic can change the laws of physics and blow up stars and stuff. Jimmy found a way to fight him using parts from an elementary school science fair. How the fuck is Dexter going to go up against that?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, but it’s a guy who lives with his mother with the entire fire power of the military of a civilization consisting of magical beings whose magic can change the laws of physics and blow up stars and stuff. Jimmy found a way to fight him using parts from an elementary school science fair. How the fuck is Dexter going to go up against that?
                Ok now scale all crocker wish wank down to DA RULES

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How the fuck is Dexter going to go up against that?
                Time to bring Monkey.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Monkey
                Jimmy SMASH!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Admits Dexter will fall for it
                Dexter Gullible Genius, everyone.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh yeah the FOP crossover is canon, do those give Jimmy anything busted since FOP could be argued as being universal?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jimmy can perfectly replicate fairy magic with the Hypercube, Gameboy thing, the Button, so yeah, pretty busted.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The problem is fairy magic is very finicky and can be flat out shut off

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                doesn't it only shut off with a butterfly net or net in general? does Dexter have a net?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Technically he can manifest one with the protocore and some other inventions. There were also other methods of turning off the magic as well as tampering/destroying the big wand

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right, but Dexter wouldn’t know to manifest a butterfly net or that fairy world exists.

                Honestly, can Dexter even do anything if Jimmy puts him in his hypercube? Even fairies can’t get out of that and they have dimensional and time travel.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If a dumbass like Timmy, who is ten years old, bypasses it, a brain blast Jimmy Neutron can bypass the limitation. Like Fairies are weak to Butterfly nets, but they can also wish for it, and you can't wish for killing or harm (Anti-Fairy magic straight up harm people) , but Jimmy was able to bypass it by having a total destruction domino effect.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is true, Timmy is a retard yet he finds loopholes in Da Rulez all the time. There was even an episode where it was revealed that the entire show was stuck in a time loop wish done by Timmy after he found a flaw in Da Rulez.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was less a flaw with DA RULES and more Cosmo being a retard. That said DA RULES are inconsistent

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >B-b-b-but it all goes back to normal far-right?
                Yeah, WW1 didn't happen, and the Archduke wasn't assassinated.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                hey we're discussing Jimmy vs Dexter not my political beliefs

              • 7 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                The rise of the Nazi Party was due to the KPD (the antifa guys) teaming up with them to curbstomp the mainstream SPD. But the real reason is that non-socialist parties simply didn't exist in Germany, making it nothing more than a battle royal between various versions of state cucks.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You a history buff?

              • 7 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                I hesitate to call myself that, but I do know more than the average public school history professor. I disliked how the curriculum guide did Red Scarf Girl for my English class so I bolstered it with history lessons on 20th century China.

                I had a lot of work to do. Most of my students confused China with Japan and could not identity it on a map.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jimmy can perfectly replicate Fairy Magic-
                AIEEEEEE

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Quantum Replay 9000 counters the decelerator, and Timmy gets hard countered by the nanobots just erasing him from existence.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying the nanobots would notice in time.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, if Timmy is just eating all of Jimmy’s inventions, then yeah, they would notice.

                Also Dexter having more fighting experience doesn’t really mean anything when Jimmy is a better improviser.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The nanobots were retarded. They'd get btfo first and at best would be just as likely to turn on Jimmy as they have done multiple times.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were only retarded because they would take Jimmy’s words hyper literally and then bicker about it later. He could say ‘kill Dexter’ and they would just erase him on the spot before possibly turning on Jimmy.

                Also Timmy wouldn’t get through Jimmy’s non mechanical stuff anyway like his bubbles.

              • 7 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                >by a ditzy teenaged girl
                kek. she ain't a normal gurl

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                We just got done explaining Jimmy's brain blast isn't a 100% success rate even in his own universe.
                Also dee dee just has massive toon force, the most toonforce in the show. No other factor messes with dexter's inventions that consistently.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                M-m-Mandark-sama!?!???

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What even HAS destroyed Dexter's inventions besides Dee Dee, himself or his other inventions by Proxy, or Mandark?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Deedee has reality warping.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Untrue, you're underestimating outerversal deedee.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So… it’s a teleporter which mind wipes you? Jimmy has both of those technologies as well, meaning it’s not an advantage for Dexter.

          Jimmy traps Dexter into a Hypercube which even thousands of Anti-Fairies can’t escape from despite having dimensional travel.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fairies job to butterfly nets. That's not that impressive

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because that’s their kryptonite. The hypercube isn’t, yet it still works.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a new reality that might suit their preferences
          If an average girl kike Deedee becomes a utopian queen, then Jimmy Neutron's preference (Dream) is being totally omniscient. Jimmy wins.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALL WILL FALL TO THE BALL!

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >avada kedrava
    Every MU dies lol.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >avada kedrava
      What's good about an insta kill spell if a wall can block it?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The spell is GUARANTEED to hit because he has the Elder Wand, not to mention the mere act of having it WINS the duel because the wand says so; it's a wand that wins the duel for its wielder. (I'm not actually sure if a wall can block it once it's been cast or you just can't cast if there's a wall, but even so it's a problem for regular wands). Yup, you're Gae Bolg'd the moment the spell is cast AND with Beetle the Bard's scaling he's also immortal (confirmed ALL TRUE by him dying in last book but showing up alive).

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Because he has the Elder Wand
          Dubious. While the Elder Wand bonded to Harry, it isn't part of his regular kit - Harry puts the Elder Wand in Dumbledore's tomb, and returns to using his regular wand at the end of the books.
          Death Battles are written to be impulsive match-ups without any premeditation, or preparation, so it would be weird to have HP be packing some high-magic heat on the regular, when he doesn't have it in his regular kit.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see. In that case the match could still occur at some point on the aftermath with Voldemort and before he buried the wand, after all, they'd want the characters at their best. It would then just leave him without the stone.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Loses to Mash

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There're probably going to be "petty" setups to the other fights this season. By petty I mean justified.

      • 7 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        People are giving the opening flack because it sucked.

        "I see you're in my microchip. Now you must die to the Scientist Supreme!"

        It's like, why is Ray in the microchip? Why is Hank suddenly homicidal?

        It's not for a -superhero- you gibbering sped. If Hank's response to being spied on was homicide, Egghead would be deader than shit, as would Tony and Reed.

        It's not as if a few more seconds wouldn't have given more justification.

        "Dr. Pym, you can't keep investigating Ultron technology! I'm shutting you down!"

        "No! I'm the only one that can understand it! I must keep researching!"

        EZ PZ writer shit.

        Hank became a teacher who worked to instill humility and virtue in his students, his personality was so off in this episode.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you break into my house and sneak around you've put me in a self defense situation whether you're hostile or not

          • 7 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            You're not a veteran superhero trusted by Captain America to teach restraint and superhero ethics to children.

            5 seconds of dialog would have made this much better. They aimed for Tony vs Bruce and instead got Mob vs Tatsumaki. The opening was like the rest of the fight-unimaginative and uninspired, a checklist over a storyboard. F-.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's kinda like how I've always been a little put off by the opening to Optimus vs Gundam, with Optimus being the first to attack and not even giving him a warning to leave or anything.

  46. 7 months ago
    DoctorGreen

    >Uses Brain Blast
    >Head explodes
    Now You could really say that that's a Big Bang Brain

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO at Antman taking Atom to the Overspace just to pop an ant inside him. I think he could have done that anywhere.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just wanted an excuse to leave a mess for Eternity to clean up. Guy leaves an atomic cluster of ants in his house and then just leaves.

      • 7 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        >Be Eternity

        >Choose Hank Pym as your Scientist Supreme because you believe in him as a person.

        >A week later he comes to your house with a strange man, spawns an ant inside him, makes him explode, then leaves after ordering universe sized ants to march in an atom pattern.

        >You fear you have made a terrible mistake.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Audible chuckling

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey Otto, who wins Jimmy Vs Dexter?

          • 7 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            Dee Dee.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hank said the Atom was about to destroy the universe and was right. Just because Atom is stable with the White Dwarf Star fragment doesn't mean every other subatomic particle is. He was disarming Hank's stingers by messing with its atoms; that's a bit obsessive. It's equivalent to fighting someone, and he pulls out brass knuckles, and you decide to level the foundation of a building full of people.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i doubt eternity would care. it's just what goes on inside, outside. hank's lucky it was just eternity and not someone more deranged and haughty

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't Dexter use Toon Force?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dexter doesn’t have toon force except for toon force durability which Jimmy also has, that’s why he can breathe in space without a helmet and also be turned into goo and be fine in the next episode.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dee dee is the toon force goliath of the show.
      Dexter primarily fights with his inventions.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dee dee is the toon force goliath of the show.
      Dexter primarily fights with his inventions.

      He mostly uses inventions but he does have instances of toon force like teleportation

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Jimmy have any orbital weaponry? Dexter has a precise orbital laser cannon from what I recall

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jimmy being confirmed to be the biggest gigabrain in all of Nickelodeon means he'd shit on Dexter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Biggest gigabrain of Nickelodeon
      That doesn't look too good for Nickelodeon since pretty much all of Jimmy's things backfire horribly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jimmy is the smartest guy in his entire Multiverse while Dexter isn’t even the smartest guy on his planet.

        Jimmy creates tech which can contain an entire civilization of universe busters (the hypercube) and itself has infinite four dimensional space.

        And he makes all this from trash within his dad’s shed.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least his shit doesn't get destroyed by little girl.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          A little girl with reality warping

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever helps you cope.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >jobs against a little girl with reality warping
            >meanwhile Jimmy fights against a dude with the military tech of a civilization of reality warpers and wins

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              heavily limited reality warpers that job to butterfly nets and can be completely shut down in multiple ways

              Deedee just touches a button and The Big Wand explodes. gg

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nickfags underestimating Deedee

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >CNpuppies underestimating the Neutron blood
              Labless Jimmy Neutron destroyed the planet in under 30 minutes

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Weak and slow. Dexter fixed the multiverse in less time kek

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jimmy has a button which fixed the multiverse instantly after universes were colliding in the comics.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                BOOM. Jimmy literally has a button that can fix the ENTIRE NICKTOONS MULTIVERSE COLLAPSING ON IT SELF instantly upon pressing it. Dexter bros… im not feeling too good…

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cursed Jimmy in the last panel

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >confirmed
      Zim solos Jimmy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all of Nickelodeon
      LYING homosexual

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >confirmed
        Zim solos Jimmy.

        Jimmy gets confirmed to have the best lab in the crossover with Timmy. Cope, Zimnaggers.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Membrane would mog both. He becomes pure power in the comics

        [...]
        Jimmy gets confirmed to have the best lab in the crossover with Timmy. Cope, Zimnaggers.

        So just Timmy? Were any other verses mentioned?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Timmy literally wished to be transported to the best lab in the multiverse.

          Therefore, Jimmy > everyone.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nick Multiverse = everything in fiction
            Hank Pym, and Ray Palmer who? dc marvel bros????

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              HOLY SHIT

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nick multiverse consists of weak verses for the most part
              >CNverse gets DC, Looney Tunes, Gumball+Void, Megas XLR, Regular Show, and OK KO which in turn gives them Captain Planet and Sonic hax
              >Also has Villainous which gives lovecraftian scaling
              Eh not too worried

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DC
                Sorry bud, but the DC on CN is weaksauce. Nick gets DBZ btw.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah they have JLU which has Hax Amazo and other such bs

              • 7 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                >Nick gets DBZ btw.
                Kek what. Now you all will tell me CN gets Shaggy Blanco

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                NOT SO FAST

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't regular water just fuck that though?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                While the CNverse is quite strong, Dexterverse only account for Tartakovsky verse, and even then Dexter failed in multiple timelines, despite having people like the PPG, Jack, and the ripoff Avengers/League.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Only Tartakovsky verse
                Fusion Fall and CN City.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                PPGs crossed over with TTGO / DC though

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Only Tartakovsky verse
                Fusion Fall and CN City.

                PPGs crossed over with TTGO / DC though

                AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Enough to beat the other mad scientist dad?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Given Membrane's speed hax probably

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leave Jimmy and Dexter to me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I SAID NOT SO FAST.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jimmy did it in 5 minutes, too, with 2 Multiverses. That includes the Darkness and the wands from Wishology.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CNtroons brings Multiverse out of fucking nowhere
    >It backfires on them
    >Adventure Time was on Nickelodeon and has confirmed Multiverse (Fiona and Cake, Farm Finn, Enchiridion)
    Jimmy Neutron range is ever expanding.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably wouldn't want to go that far as CN would get DCshit and that just opens up a massive can of worms

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >as CN would get DCshit
        You now remember that Ben 10 x Super Friends commercial.
        I think Dexter hacked the omnitrix once.
        Ben takes another L

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DBZ was also on Nickelodeon
      Holy shit, Jimmy outscales Goku... Not like this, bros...

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lenti isn't longer the voice nor casting director
    She broke up with Ben or what? To be fair, they only gave her like two participants in 10 years, and both lost. Funnily enough, think her characters should have won.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bayofag is weird, and is obsessed with the weirdest shit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They changed voice director this season. Previous one was Marissa Lenti. She had been part of Death Battle since season 2. Voiced Bayonetta and Renamon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she broke up with Ben
      Most likely. Don’t know why she would leave such an easy job if so.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lenti isn't longer the voice nor casting director
        She broke up with Ben or what? To be fair, they only gave her like two participants in 10 years, and both lost. Funnily enough, think her characters should have won.

        One simply gets bored of doing an easy job for a decade. Either that, or the pay was bad.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bayofag is weird, and is obsessed with the weirdest shit.

      >she broke up with Ben
      Most likely. Don’t know why she would leave such an easy job if so.

      Rooster Teeth is falling apart, in general.
      They have been losing lots employees, since the pandemic started.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The season premiere was so bad Dexter vs Jimmy is cucking its discussion.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really fucked it up. Somebody should get the pit

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leave Hank Pym and Ray Palmer to us

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Science Men kneel to Science Kids.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jimmy will take the ShadowKing role to facilitate Dexter's ego.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Impressive Jimmy. Shame you had to be a herofag though
    >Aborts his entire setting with the universal remote

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cartroons flooding dc vs marvel kino discussion
    into
    the.
    DIP.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shall I dispose this Dexter for you, Jimmy-sama?

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gokubros....

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jimmy gets the Dragon Balls
      Dexterbros, I don't feel so good...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Resorting to magic is out of character for Jimmy

  62. 7 months ago
    DoctorGreen

    As a spic I remember watching DB and DBS in CN not nick.
    Did US CN not have DB?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was on Toonami

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the original SBZ was on Toonami; Nick had DBZ Kai.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This talk kind of makes me want to see a network vs network battle with TerminalMontage animating

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Hub stomp despite being dead

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The who?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Hub, the network with the forbidden show

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jimmy bros, what the FUCK do we do against the Ghost Dexter Fishy?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even defeated Dee dee and surpassed her toon force reality bending
      holy mackerel

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dexter wins because he had the better show

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, is the new thread going to be Jimmy vs Dexter or Chosen Undead vs Last Dragonborn?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well Jimmy VS Dexter is actually Cinemaphile related so

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      well the next fight is obviously, either CU isn't wanked and Dragonborn stomps or CU is wanked and Dragonborn stomps

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares about the next one because it's a Swank episode. Either Swank gets his way or he doesn't.

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jimmy defeated all of Fairy World, all of Anti-World World, and Flashpointed/Made in Heaven the Nickeldoen verse.

    Dexter canonically lost to Mandark in multiple timelines, and failed to saved his non-crossover verse.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t forget that he and Timmy defeated Shirley who was stole their magic and intelligence and could constantly adapt to any threat and was going to blow up both their universes.

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a decent fight for the season opener. I knew DB was gonna end it once it was said that Palmer was reaching his limits... So it wouldn't have happened to Superman! Because Superman has no limits!!

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based on my experience watching jimmy and Dexter as a kid, I have to say that Dexter wins. He's smarter, more experienced, and less cocky than jimmy.
    To put it like this:
    If it was Dexter that Timmy Turner came across instead of jimmy, Dexter would have been able to come up with a counter almost immediately. Jimmy couldn't keep at all with Timmy in the first crossover and had to work together with him despite Timmy's extreme stupidity.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dexter jobs to a toon force empowers idiot all the time. Timmy is that, plus magic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're referencing Dexter's rival, that's because he is supposed to be at least smart as Dexter while having some upgrade in tech that Dexter doesn't have.

        Timmy is an idiot who can't compare. He can be clever, but otherwise he's less smarter than a grade schooler. He just owned jimmy by wishing everything he did away which is not a an anti fear for jimmy, but Timmy can definitely be owned by foes with at least average or high intelligence. Jimmy was just too cocky in his tech to consider anything else.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I was referencing Dee Dee.

          Timmy is basically Jimmy’s Dee Dee in the first episode of the crossover. Difference is that not only is he an idiot with toon force, he also has magic that can destroy the entire universe.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Timmy is nowhere near Deedee. Deedee made an entire realm that can interact with reality just by her imagination

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              So literally what Timmy does every day?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all. Its more like her being able create fairy world with her imagination all on her own rather than Timmy who has to rely on an outside source that is restricted

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Gary warps Deedee

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cut to them begging Dexter to take her back a few minutes later

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Reality Warping magic
      >3 against 1
      >Had to fix Timmy's mess without Cosmo and Wanda's wish
      Complete mastery over Fairy magic the next encounter.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also, the only thing he used with Cosmo and Wanda was as a distraction for Crocker (Goddard can do the same in multiple languages). And I guess their Poofing magic, which is essentially teleportation (Way before crossover). Wanda explained that they usually don't create something new but rather "poof" that thing to Timmy's location. Jimmy does that every other weekend, and now it's portable.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Always back to FoP Timmy scaling
    So we agree Dexter low diff's Jimmy outside of his crossovers. Which then becomes high diff with Dexter's Dreamwish-O-Tron/DWOT & Neurotomic Protocore power source, among other countless inventions.

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now what if they throw us a curve ball and reveal those flask are actually potions?

    • 7 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      What, Erdrick vs Warrior of Light and they're just huffing healing potions the entire time?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they were going fantasy they'd probably would've used a wand or a wizard hat to be clearer.
      >Gandalf vs Dumbledore isn't likely happening anytime soon

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the Moron who thinks Jimmy's invention is too slow to hit Dexter, here's the Duplicator cloning the Earth.

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the most intensive Dexter vs Jimmy debate Cinemaphile has had in history.

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dexter loses against street tier inventions.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jimmy can't reverse this jelly mishap by the end of the episode

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, he obviously *does* reverse it, since in the next episode he’s fine…

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same can be said about Dexter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, doesn’t Jimmy have a body swapping device?

    Can’t he just do a Lex Vs Doom thing on Dexter?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the only time it happened was through a mishap with a freak lightning strike, and then they had to spend forever with a stationary device and manual sorting. Dexter has a better version of it

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