What'd would be another good time traveler based ep? We got Cable/Booster Gold and Black/Thawne, how about something for Kang?
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What'd would be another good time traveler based ep? We got Cable/Booster Gold and Black/Thawne, how about something for Kang?
Kaguya? Outerversal level.
And Dr. Doom is always moving faster than 2 quintillion times the speed of light and Cyborg is multiversal. You and those like you literally have no minds, no free will.
But Kaguya had to be outerversal to put her dimensions somewhere. The aliens from Naruto can move outside of time and space.
Anon she does the equivalent of adding a room to a house (Earth). Get some fucking help already this is mental Illness, and if it's a troll it's stopped being funny.
Explain the process of that wild headcanon of yours.
By the way the end result is going to be the same my. Me calling it what it is, an outerversal feat.
>Anon she does the equivalent of adding a room to a house (Earth).
as if that doesn't happen in each DC crisis too
I think it just laziness. it's easier to calc multipliers than space-time physics
>Cyborg is multiversal
Moron. Clearly everything in DC universe has multiversal durability, it's so obvious when you think about it.
Except for the multiverse itself which can be punched out of existence every 15 years.
DC's multiverse is more unstable than.... I dunno I can't think of a good metaphor
Why wouldn't a character that created dimensions be granted multiverse level but characters that all they have is fanfic multipliers do? Power scales have their fucking priorities all backward. It's mental illness at this point.
We have a thread already.
Oh damn, I didn't even see it
Trying to stay down low, a few of the recent threads got deleted
>was/were
I guess. It was on topic, too. OP Image had Shrek vs the villain of the new Puss in Boots movie.
outerversal snape flicking a time turner 10000 times > all
Matthew the Raven (Sandman) vs Pigeon (Mike Tyson Mysteries)
Guess the other thread got deleted. Reposting the podcast notes.
Notes on the latest podcast:
>Guest today is Enbu
>They've been wanting to do KG vs Deathwing for years
>Chad wants to see Oro from Street Fighter
>Want to be at MAGfest again next year
>Ben arguing for KG, Chad for Deathwing
>Swan says he thinks KG will win
>Ben says KG is the most powerful monster in the Godzilla-verse, that Godzilla generally needs a powerup to beat him, most of the monsters are planet-ravaging creatures and KG beats them all, can fly between planets in seconds, has destroyed planets and absorbed their energy
>Chad gets too into the story, fails to outline concisely DW's story and present why he should win, continues to be bad at explaining things
>Ben notes there's a lot of KG incarnations
>Chad says DW has nuclear bomb blood
>Ben says KG could devastate a planet in a day, Chad says DW could do it quicker with a spell but only went to it as a last resort when losing, Ben notes that DW needs the spell and can't just beam a planet to pieces
>Chad has no idea how fast DW is, maybe hypersonic, Swan offers maybe comparable to LK
>Ben notes most Godzilla monsters are growing to planet level
>Swan notes Mothra is comparable to KG but is definitely weaker, could redirect a planet destroying meteor
>Swan says that the city-destroying blast that got Godzilla the win in his episode was actually planet level
>Chad gets lost in the minutae of WoW stuff, assumes DW's immune system is going to play any role against KG
>Ben asks if DW is linked to the planet's lifeforce, Chad is unsure
>Ben notes the nature of KG's beam is unclear, that KG could just throw DW into space
>Chad doesn't actually seem to know the WoW setting all that well
>Swan notes KG was able to fly from one nebula to here, even if you use the Orion nebula as the closest, it make KG 5 million FTL
>Chad notes DW has mind control, Ben is unsure if KG has any counter for it but the aliens that hijacked him can't control him fully
>>Chad wants to see Oro from Street Fighter
Actual based take, question is who does he fight?
>Ben says KG is the most powerful monster in the Godzilla-verse
based.
KAIJUFAGS DESERVE THE ASS VOID!!!
>Ben says KG is the most powerful monster
Wat? Ben knows that KG keeps losing to Godzilla, right? KG is the one that usually needs amps to fight Godzilla. Even then, I'd argue Destroyah is more powerful consistently.
>Chad says DW has nuclear bomb blood
Deathwing does have super toxic blood that spawns little horrors. I think he might be getting the nuclear bomb thing from this https://www.wowhead.com/spell=105845/nuclear-blast It's an ability from one of the adds from his boss fight.
>Ben says KG could devastate a planet in a day
Strange how he's never done it or come even close to destroying a planet. Deathwing can literally destroy the planet any time he wants to but didn't for story reasons.
>Swan says that the city-destroying blast that got Godzilla the win in his episode was actually planet level
Uh no it wasn't stupid fucking Swank. You can literally see that the meteor hit Godzilla and only destroyed the immediate buildings around the impact.
>Swan notes KG was able to fly from one nebula to here, even if you use the Orion nebula as the closest, it make KG 5 million FTL
Ghidorah requires a special form to fly in space. On Earth he's slower than jets. Also, why are they compositing a bunch of different Ghidorahs together?
>Ben says that generally KG has an immense speed advantage
Ghidorah can't even dodge atomic breaths from Godzilla and Godzilla is slow as fuck. Deathwing flew across two continents and a giant ocean in minutes.
>Chat says KG should be star level, Ben explains that KG was called the most powerful weapon of a force that had missiles that could destroy a star
No. If they're referring to the Garogas scene, that's not at all what it said or implied. The Garogas didn't want to destroy the Earth, they wanted to take it over. Pic related is what the Garogas leader actually says, and right after he says their target is some Institute on Earth.
Godzilla needs a serious fraud check, holy shit.
Salty
I didn't even take into account the scaling of Ghidorah to meteor-busting Mothra. In that particular version Ghidorah is still, I'd say comparable with Mothra both being slightly weaker than Godzilla 1v1.
>planet level/MFTL Godzilla
>everyone but chad goes for Ghidorah, including 2 researchers (one of them of Liam)
>Ghidorah will probably win if the episode is made
Kek based
>Godzilla mentioned
>seething asshurt immediately starts
If/when this episode happens you guys are going to have a conniption aren’t you? Having a hatred for a franchise so strong that you cannot help but rage at the mere mention of it isn’t healthy, especially if the foundation of that is one autist on Cinemaphile that honestly isn’t even that bad.
The black dude wasn't a researcher. He's the community manager. Enbu is the fat one. Tiki is the skinnier one.
Because Godzilla is a very wanked franchise just like LotR or some other popular IP. If the episode happens I'm fully expecting Ghidorah to get wanked.
now Gamera on the other hand, all legitimate
At least they have a proper explanation for planet busting.
>Ben notes Heisei KG is different, weaker
>Chad says that dragon mind control magic is better than alien mind control science, jokes that DW could seduce KG
>Swan notes that KG has hypnosis as well, it's from a bad movie, that there are certain versions of Mothra that are a lot stronger than the main ones
>Swan notes that all KG are roughly same in terms of idea, except for the recent 3D anime one where KG is a "Lovecraftian space monster", Ben says they're not using that one
>Ben says that generally KG has an immense speed advantage, even if DW might have comparable strength
>Chad brings up DW's blood, Ben asks if it's relevant to nuclear warheads
>Chad says "Deathwing's blood is very bad, and unless you have a magical ability to purge yourself of it the poison will kill you", Ben counters "Deathwing's blood is very bad to Joe Schmoe and Leeroy Jenkins running around in the lava field" but not to KG
>Ben notes that Godzilla-verse fights don't make much sense when this sort of analysis is brought in, that Godzilla would have to be punching enough force to shatter a continent to hurt KG
>Chat says KG should be star level, Ben explains that KG was called the most powerful weapon of a force that had missiles that could destroy a star, that there's some claim that KG's gravity beams can bypass durability, Swan says the statement is they "can destroy an opponent's gravity"
>Chad brings up the plan that DW could shapeshift to human size, go into KG, go back to normal size, Swan and Ben brings up KG's regeneration, Swan says that KG's durability means that plan means DW could just get crushed against KG's organs
>Ben concedes that DW may be bigger, but it might make KG harder to hit
>Ben likes the fight, is unsure which versions to use
>Community answer goes full retard, saying Argus is universe level, Chad's response to this is "oh shit"
>Chad says scaling WoW is hard for him, he's a fan of the game but is unfamiliar with the lore,
>KG wins in a sweep
Das some bullshit
He's going to be on the show eventually, who should he fight? I remember seeing some guy suggest Marisa Kirisame a while back but that's stupid
2B, not even meming.
I think someone previously mentioned pitting him up against a composite Astro Boy.
That would basically end up being the same as the original fight but with Mega Man winning like he should have in the original fight
>like he should have in the original fight
Very funny joke anon. What feats does Archie Mega-Man have anyways? You can't exactly scale him to Super Sonic, since the Emeralds aren't part of his standard arsenal.
Does Mega Man not massively blitz him? In base he was able to hold his own against base Archie Sonic.
Sonic was toying with him for the majority of their fight, he even swiped his chips before MM could even react. Trying to scale his speed to Archie Sonic's would be disingenuous, at best.
Has Astro Boy done anything above FTL at least? Even canon Mega Man's comfortably FTL.
He could fly from the Earth to the Sun within minutes, so yes he has FTL stuff.
But can't you scale Mega Man's attack potency and durability to base Sonic, at least? I only recall Astro Boy going up to star level if you include Omega Factor with a universe level outlier feat.
That would be MegaMan.EXE in the battle royale (which was an inaccurate calc in the first place but who cares)
>But can't you scale Mega Man's attack potency and durability to base Sonic, at least?
I mean, eh? In their crossover, neither were doing anything exceptionally powerful or impressive until they got their superforms. They were both worried about getting hit by attacks that could shatter platforms.
Nah, without Archie Sonic scaling, MegaMan just can't keep up when th the absurd scaling Omega Factor Astro Boy gets. The final boss of that game was Garon who was sun level.
I was assuming Mega Man would get the Chaos Emeralds and proceed to shitstomp Astro when I made that post. Although I still stand by the spoiler text.
Why would Astro get something that isn't even native to his own timeline, let alone his own universe.
>He thinks Rock could beat Astro
Lol. Reminder that Astro also has FTL/LS reaction time and speed from dodging lasers, and his defense would've made Rock's planet shaking feat useless, since he could survive atomization and strikes from beings that powered moon busting cannons.
>Why would Astro get something that isn't even native to his own timeline, let alone his own universe.
You mean Rock?
Yes, had a bit of a retard moment.
Reminder that Mega Man is casually MFTL and planet level via scaling to Duo (who isn't that much stronger than him since he was one-tapped by the Wily Machine) since he was able to dodge his meteor form where Duo flew from Saturn to Earth in under a minute, Black Hole Bomb from Galaxy Man as well as Black Hole from Saturn if Black Hole Bomb doesn't count for some reason, as well as his dodging lasers in space feat and beating Sunstart in MMV.
Astro Boy's one and only real advantage is raw strength and it isn't that much better since Mega Man's Wily Castle lifting feat was done without Super Arm. Everything else is either on par with Mega Man or worse.
>Dodging lasers in space
Is something that Astro has done ages ago.
>Duo scaling
Is retarded since it's been stated by Rock himself that Duo held back in their fight, so don't even try to pull that.
?t=160
>Black holes
Are unironically just glorified vacuums. You would have to actually be a child to think it's even remotely comparable to the real deal. You're also forgetting the fact that Astro held up a city, which is still better than Rock's castle lifting feat.
>Is something that Astro has done ages ago.
The lasers in Mega Man V are over a hundred times the speed of light. Unless Astro's lasers are even remotely comparable in speed I'm inclined to believe this means nothing.
>Duo scaling is retarded
"Holding back" means Duo didn't want to hurt him, not that Duo is far stronger than him. Additionally, the MM8 robot masters were empowered by the same evil energy that powered the Evil Robot. Wily Machine 8 was able to badly damage Duo and it's not as though Wily would just go back to making significantly weaker machines after 8.
>Black hole are unironically just glorified vacuums
Mega Man's version of Black Hole isn't a vacuum in the first place but fine. It's not like he'd need either to kill Astro anyways.
>You're also forgetting the fact that Astro held up a city
I'm not. I made it very clear that Astro had the advantage in raw strength although Mega Man could close the gap somewhat with Super Arm.
>The lasers in Mega Man V are over a hundred times the speed of light
I gotta hear the explanation for this part. How?
Rush was able to pass through the entire asteroid belt in about half a minute (around 90 million miles) and takes another half a minute to reach the outside of the Wily Star. The lasers from the Wily Star are capable of reaching Mega Man in several seconds and Mega Man can dodge this at point blank range or however far away he is when the Wily Star's on screen. This puts the lasers at comfortably MFTL speeds. Unless you wanted specific numbers this is the main gist of it.
After looking through a bunch of stuff, I'm not entirely sure events happened as you presented them in this particular case.
?t=4554
The calc I found somehow, for some mind-boggling reason, assumed Rush traveled through the entirety of the asteroid belt of our solar system to get to the Wily Star. The more parsimonious explanation is that the Wily Star is about the size of the Death Star from which it draws inspiration, that it showed up relatively close (nowhere near 1 AU, which would require it to probably be the size of an actual star given how the cutscene went and where the fuck would Wily get those kinds of materials to build something actually star sized). Rush's space form is probably very fast, as it does travel from planet to planet, but saying Mega Man's reaction speed is FTL from being a passenger/pilot is like saying every Star Trek pilot has FTL reflexes. In that sequence, Rush's speed was probably hypersonic at minimum, relativistic at most. And it runs into the question of whether or not Rush was the one reacting during the whole thing. Those laser are probably lightspeed at most, anon.
Anon, why would Rush just fly through a tiny portion of the asteroid belt? Wouldn't Rush just fly around the thing? It'd be a very short detour at that distance and it'd be considerably safer. Wily's bases require a suspense of disbelief in the first place, such as Mega Man 10's Wily Castle involving a massive elevator that goes all the way up to space, not to mention the hardware limitations of the Gameboy making the actual size of the Wily Star hard to depict.
>"Holding back" means Duo didn't want to hurt him, not that Duo is far stronger than him.
That is literally the exact definition of holding back. You are basically saying "he didn't wanna hurt him so he held back his strength, therefore he's not stronger!" You don't typically "hold back" against someone who's on par with you.
>Unless Astro's lasers are even remotely comparable in speed
Based on what I'm seeing from
Megaman's lasers aren't even remotely comparable to what you're describing them as, so let's say that they're both LS to FTL. Now speed is equalized, but Astro still easily ragdolls AND tanks pretty much everything Rock has. And before you mention "planet level Rock" I will remind you about how Astro survived a bomb made to stop a solar flare.
>Stop time
>Throw random bullshit at your opponent
>Unstop time
>It does nothing and he tears you limb from limb
Atomization. Unless any of those attacks are as powerful as that, Rock's arsenal isn't going to do anything.
Duo held back because he "sensed a strong sense of justice" in Rock, ergo he didn't want to hurt him. Pretty straightforward. Mega Man's taking everything Astro can throw at him which is admittedly not much compared to what Mega Man's got. Additionally, the ending of Mega Man 9 shows that he canonically uses weaknesses and would swap to finding one until he found something effective. In Astro's case, it'd be Noise Crush which is already so loud it can shred machinery without enhanced hearing.
Marisa is a terrible idea. Another anon suggested composite Astro Boy, that's not too bad. Maybe Arale.
hm. do correct me if i'm mistaken, but didn't this dude have one of the most insane, crackpot speed calcs in the show's history?
You're thinking of .exe Mega Man, which is entirely different from Archie and Regular Mega Man.
what's with all these threads getting deleted? is janny having a fit again because we don't wank his favorites?
Mainly cause these threads, much like the youtube series, are massively retarded?
we had a nice long streak of threads hitting the bump limit even with blatantly off topic OP's.
Better
Terumifag, where you at? What do you think of the song?
Is this a FTL feat? A beam from the Earth to the moon.
>when u're animu gets ftl boosts
Kang is for Epoch the Lord of Time
Kang is for the Time Trapper
Time Trapper stomps too hard
Perfect
Need a brutal Japanese swordsman battle.
Kenshin vs Nanashi from Sword of the Stranger
I just realized, shouldn't Batman be considered FTL due to dodging the Omega beams? That should win him every one of his matchups besides Iron Man based on that fact alone.
Omega beams aren't light speed
>o beams not ftl
>consistently tags speedsters and flyers
DC confirmed slow af
CAN HE SURVIVE???
Good question
Could anybody?
>can anyone survive the backrooms
I know who, Superman, because Superman has no limits!!
>no limits = going beyond all possible units of limits
>backrooms are infinite, therefor infinite limits
>the wholeness of the backrooms' limits = 100%
>supes can go beyond 100% i.e. 101%
>101% of infinity = infinity
>all possible numerical and conceptual units of measurement yields the same result
>in conclusion, Superman and the backrooms cancel each other out or remain in an infinite standstill
You don’t really need Superman or GL for this. What you need to escape is to sort of mentally re-orient yourself with where you were. A bit difficult, but doable if you know what to do
>to sort of mentally re-orient yourself with where you were
so can The Beyonder do it?
So long as you don't end up in a shitty part of it, you could last a good while. You'd still die, but it wouldn't be unpleasant at least.
If he pulled a Time huh? Thanks for the tip would it free him?
Backrooms kinda exists outside time I think
He'd just end up here
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/blue-channel
He wouldn't die (probably), but he'd likely touch something that cancels out the floating effect and fall forever.
the walls are yellow
his powers are worthless in a place made of his weakness with no god in sight
Also there no little boys/girls around, so he’d be lose even more power.
I hate zoomer "horror" so much
Every woman in your life hated you too dont worry
The backrooms are a millennial project, nerd. Stop blaming everything on zoomers.
I think Trevor Henderson (or Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) is closer to zoomer horror.
Except Trevor's stuff and DHMIS' brand of black humor (especially the most recent show) are entirely anathema to what people on here bitch about or believe that sort of horror to be. Trevor himself likes Skinamarink, which is very similar to the dresm/nightmare quality of his work, and is itself a movie that didn't fare well with audiences due to how experimental and long it is.
There's no point in trying to delineate these things into "zoomer horror" and whatever you believe horror to be - they're all horror in specific genres of their own. At most, I'd call them "indie horror" but even that doesn't quite fit.
I interpreted zoomer horror to mean any horror media that has a large zoomer audience and is mainly popular with zoomers. FNAF also comes to mind.
That doesn't really work. Lots of young kids, teens and adults still like stuff like Chucky, or Friday the 13th, or even older stuff.
Those have a wide audience due to being old and iconic. Indie horror/online originals that get shared on things like tiktok have an overwhelmingly zoomer audience. Non-zoomer adults who like Poppy Playtime/FNAF/etc. are in the minority, thus those media are primarily zoomer horror.
They're old sure, but that doesn't mean that they don't have tons of younger people who like them. By your logic, any horror media that is both new and popular with younger crowds (so almost anybody who isn't 30-40+ at this point) is "zoomer horror" - which is retarded. I'm not going to call Malignant "zoomer horror" because a ton of younger people liked it. I'm not going to say that about Signalis because of how many kids or teens talk about it on social media. Popular horror is just horror.
Okay then zoomer horror is just any horror that has a majority zoomer audience. Like that Roblox horror game “Rooms”.
How do you even define a "majority sooner audience"? You have no way of telling the ages of any of the playerbase without hard numbers beyond guessing. There are people old enough to be the fathers of everyone in this general who play the games you're complaining about.
To get a better idea of my point, I’m also the type of person to label bands like Pink Floyd and Lynrd Skynrd as “dad rock” or certain political comics/jokes as “boomer humor”. Each generation gravitates towards its own iconic media.
For the record I also don’t necessarily hate things like Poppy‘s Playtime or Backrooms, I just don’t see an issue with giving something a name related to the generation it’s associated with (that includes games/music/comics/etc.).
I think part of the reason the term "zoomer horror" has such a major stigma surrounding it is because it's been used almost exclusively by discord raiders who hate horror and the current generation of fans of it, along with that one turboschizo who shits himself over analog horror.
It was used primarily by malicious actors, so it gets assumed that it's inherently being used maliciously.
Oh fair point. I meant no malice in my original post (
) but I can see how others would take it as such. I’ll keep it in mind.
the point is that liminal spaces are objectively un-scary you smartass
"Un-scary" in what way? Because you're retarded if you think you wouldn't go completely insane in like a week if you were trapped in an infinite repetition of the same few hallways and rooms with no other form of stimulus and no escape. It would basically be a less brutal form of white room torture after a point, and that shit is very much a source of horror for a lot of people.
>oooh an empty room so scary
Go away. Shitty creepypasta photo-shops are more intimidating than that.
>outrage greentext missing the point entirely
Every time.
They never thought about that.
your character vs a stick
Hal jobs to the stick just like he jobbed to a recliner.
Jesus Christ I’m still reeling almost 4 months later from how much he got nerfed from the initial scope. Is there a single vidya character who got more downgraded than him throughout development?
Any character from a mostly unfinished game.
Pre-Development Scorn guy:
>Supposed to be this demigod that will eventually ascend to true god hood
>Enhances himself with all sorts of bio-weapons and enchantments
>Was supposed to wipe out a whole battlefleet of those robots and babies you have as a boss fight in base game and much MUCH more
>Literally Biomechanical Giger Doomguy
Scorn Guy we have
>fucking spindly motherfucker
>Gets parasited on
>Frail as fuck
>At least he gets shipped with Dark Samus.
All of that except the first one is correct
Fresh wallpaper for your viewing enjoyment.
Sweet, got anymore coming?
You can request some, but it's not guaranteed. But I do have some more I can post.
Cool, Tom and Jerry vs Itchy and Scratchy.
What happened to the other wallpaper anon?
Gonna be honest, I didn't like how the last wallpaper anon did mine, Goku Vs Sailor Moon by the way, it was just a bunch of images and neither side had the saturated colors like yours, plus they put their watermark on it which is a negative if I'm being honest.
You're not the listfag are you?
Nah, I'm the one that comes with new wallpaper ever so often. Usually, a matchup that had been reposted a dozen times. Sometime a shitpost like this one.
Raul Julia Bison vs Cary Tagawa Shang Tsung
Thanks, man.
Do Rick Taylor from Splatterhouse vs Caleb from Blood.
The real wpanon's back
question
if green lantern has to take a piss does he get weaker while he does it because piss is yellow
He has to close his eyes when he pees.
He takes good care of his renal health and mostly pisses clear
Could anyone beat them?
Keep in mind, they have Action Commands, composite Badges, have enough skill to keep up shit like Magic Window or Copy Flowers for an infinite amount of time, and Starlow gave them a tutorial before the fight.
Kneels to Baal
Kneels to a 14 year old voice by Rita Repulsa.
Mario and Luigi in dream team are legit multiversal by fighting dreamy bowser.
Might be a good match to have them fight EACH OTHER. Mario vs Luigi.
Anyways, feel free 2 request wallpapers.
Lord English vs Lord British please
>Anyways, feel free 2 request wallpapers.
Dabi vs Azula
>Dabi vs Azula
I expect this to happen soon now that Avatar is getting more content and My Hero Academia is reaching its end. In a couple months Dabi's storyline will likely be finished so by the time an DB episode is out they have all the possible information they can have for the match.
Do Barney vs Big Bird
>children's TV shit
Disgusting. Fuck off autist.
Dipshit, every single ip in dB is 'children's TV shit'
You are the actual autist if you haven't figured this shit out. Or you're underage. Which is it?
Nigga, you're the one who's posting Barney the fucking dinosaur and Big Bird. Go back to watching Coco Melon on TV you underage child.
How is Barney vs Big Bird any different from Goku vs Superman?
It's all shit for kids, and you're the underage retard who still believes there's any difference. Grow the fuck up and break your toys, homosexual
>How is Barney vs Big Bird any different from Goku vs Superman?
If you can't tell the difference, then you're hopeless. Grow up dumbass and go back to watching PBS kids.
>no argument
Obvious underage retard is obvious
Leave this board, and BY GOD, TRY to make something of yourself and forget your vs debating homosexualry. And grow the fuck up
Grow up and post real matchups that real men would want to see, not babyshit you underage autistic child.
>saying this in a thread discussing the powerleveling of literal children's DISNEY characters
Autism is hopeless
>Goku, Superman, fighting game characters, anime characters in general that are for teen to adults
>same tier as Sesame Street and Barney
Autists are really hopeless.
Yes, to all of that
You must be 18 years or older to post.
Kino matchup, rooting and betting Sam
This is the kind of MUs we need, not reddit garbage with buzzwords like "thematic"
There's a whole lot of old-school matches Death Battle still needs to do, even if they might be unfair. Duke vs Sam, Han vs Kirk, Ghost Rider vs Spawn, Conan vs Tarzan, they're just getting around to Cole vs Alex and had to be forced into it by a community poll.
Duke vs Sam would legitimately be one of the closest fights they've ever done depending on what qualifies as standard equipment for Sam.
If you ignore Serious Sam 4 where he has time stop and black hole creation via gadgets then thats actually true, ive still seen more people agree that sam wins because he faces whole armies
I really hope redditards stop forcing demi-fiend as Spawn's opponent, yeah we get it SMT is op because some schizo from sperged out, do we really need to shit on classic matchups with powerscale debates from VSBW?
More like SMT is OP because YHVH is a boss.
they'd need to give it to him to be fair since Duke has plot manipulation he can activate after death
Bullshit game mechanic, if thats the case sam should get to use H.E.A.R.T.
The one wincon i see for Duke is that if they hire that one VA trannies love a lot that makes these low effort memes, i can see death battle using their usual corporate business bias to justify duke getting the W
Here's a random one.
Soot beats both of them
Russ has less range, worse armor, worse speed, and less electronic assistance
it's a stomp
Best science vs magic matches?
Bowser vs Eggman
Fawful vs MODOK
Doomslayer vs Kratos
Rick Sanchez vs Constantine
Ruby vs Maka
Palpatine vs Xehanort
Q vs Mr. Myxzptlk
>Palpatine vs Xehanort
>Science vs Magic
Huh?
Rick Sanchez vs Xavier, Renegade Angel.
>people think Luffy would lose to this
nah not anymore.
I don't know about Cinemaphile but I remembered that there were quite a few number of people who thought this episode was wrong as shit.
I thought it was right mainly because most of the higher end feats people tried to scale Megs to required a lot of benefits of doubt conpared to Astro's superior strength feats
Who the hell thought this was wrong?
You'd be surprised how many people believe in Large Planet and MTFL Classic Megaman scaling to Duo
Wasn't the point that MM just could do NOTHING to Duo?
I am curious how X would fare against him
Scroll up a bit. Some people (well, more like one guy) was also pissed because they accurately made Mega Man's "blackhole" power up as just a big vacuum.
Of course this fight was right. Even if you strictly go by general feats and statements, Astro blows MM out of the water. Him lifting an entire city in his movie absolutely outshines Rock holding up Willy Castle.
Not even compositing would've saved Mega, since Archie Mega Man doesn't actually scale to Archie Sonic outside of their super forms, and Astro gets a comfy star level and FTL feat from his composites.
Me.
MFTL also comes from dodging lasers in Mega Man V (Gameboy) apparently although that's moreso reaction speed. Planet level also comes from that game scaling to Sunstar being able to shake the entire Wily Star during his fight with Mega Man. You'll notice that they didn't bring up Mega Man V at all in the Astro Boy episode but did bring it up during the battle royale, which suggests that the researchers themselves think it makes a significant difference.
Megaman has black holes and planet level scaling.
The ONLY FEAT given to rock in both this episode and the battle royale was lifting a fortress, instead of being scaled to the wily lazers.
the battle animation was decent tho
So is Chosen Undead vs Dovahkiin the season premiere or do we know it's just happening this season?
Chances are it's the premiere, since it's the only fight that got a blog post made about it so far.
We know it's happening. We don't know when.
I personally love M Bison vs Athena for several reasons.
Both of them have "Psycho Power" in Street Fighter and King of Fighters.
Both are the complete opposites of the other, one being a pretty standard shounen super villian and the other one being a shoujo Heroine.
Both are of course, fighting game characters, which would allow fancy combos and fun unique dialogue, not to mention both have teleports and transformations.
This is one of the fights that can actually just end without a death, as Bison would in character be interested in brainwashing someone like Athena into a Shadaloo Doll.
Also, since both of their powers are mindhax based, a scene of Bison trying to brainwash his foe into submission could be used to show Athena resisting his mindhax in creative ways inside of both of their minds.
This fight can also be a comeback for either character/franchise, as both KOF and SF have taken Ls recently in death battle.
Bison vs Athena is a garbage matchup. And no, I will not elaborate.
Fuck M. Bison vs Athena. Heart Aino vs Athena is where it's at:
https://mobile.twitter.com/OrganizationXVX/status/1615414330572390400
Hey, that was a pretty decent sprite animation. And I hate listfag. Here, have a thumbnail I whipped up in about 5 minutes.
Who should she fight next to be de-tifa'd?
Sakura.
Kasugano, Kinomoto, Matou or Haruno
Both are guaranteed de-tifa'dings.
But Haruno is slightly more punch-y imo
Hinata Hyuga, martial artist wallflowers that got with their spiky-haired blond childhood crush
Hinata sucks at combat, she isn't even worth mentioning.
Sakura actually has combat feats.
Kool-Aid Man, Smokey, and McGruff had zero combat feats and they still used them. Sauron also sucked at combat, but he still won. Spongebob is a joke in his universe, and he owns the top speed calc on record.
She's got nothing. It would be another loss for Dragon Ball.
Hinata is there to fight Chichi, who made post kami training Goku put on some effort.
Goku wasn't even half serious in this fight.
https://imgur.com/a/lU90Mae
He put some more effort to it than needed
and also lasted longer than King Chappa, who stomped yamcha and was stated to be a troublesome for RR saga Goku
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Anyways who wins this
https://imgur.com/a/gUwVXM1
mmm, looks better without the glow
He literally did nothing and defeated her by just punching the air lol
Would anything hinata could do even effect chi chi? The gentle fist is only effective on chakra users and chi chi isn't one. Maybe if her skills were as good as Neji who would always beat Lee, but nothing in the series hints that's she ever got to his level.
ChiChi has no feats.
She has Air Palm, and she did stop a hand of the Ten Tails with it (Admittedly with a 3x amp)
If they use filler she has her own version of Rotation.
Also I think Twin Lion Fist does real damage as well as Chakra damage.
Dunno if they'll give her any scaling from The Last but she MIGHT be Six Paths tier???
Health Inspector, its very thematic
White Fatalis vs 14 Bahamut is really fitting when you think about it.
>Both Dragons, duh.
>Both are seen as living calamities
>Both have moon theming (White Fatalis moving the moon to create the portal to arrive on Earth and Bahamut being sealed in the lesser moon Dalamund)
>White vs Black
>Immortal vs Technically immortal (Since Bahamut is a Primal he can never truly die as long as someone wishes for his existence and has the energy source, which can even include bones of the dead and their lingering sentiments)
Do people seriously think this is a stomp for Guts? Literally his only advantage is that his sword is bigger. Geralt on Blizzard totally speedblitzes him
Guts is for Samurai Jack, Geralt is for Clare
>X character is for Y character
Why are the autists in this thread so prone to using the same recycled phrase?
Do you really need any more information on Dabi? He was 1/3rd or maybe even 2/4ths responsible for creating a massive flammagenitus cloud that could cover a large portion of Japan. Azula just getting near him would burn her alive, and that's not mentioning how he's nearly unkillable.
It'd just be Todo vs Zuko, except it'd be an even bigger stomp.
This thread is so insular that you can recognize almost every poster. It’s pretty bad, god forbid you post something someone else did a long time ago and you’ll be accused of being them. It’s retarded
>Why are the autists in this thread so prone to using the same recycled phrase?
Because other autists keep posting bad matchups.
Yeah, at some point you just can't be bothered to ask someone "why the hell do you want to see this", get a laundry list of insane nonsensical babble that means absolutely nothing, and expend energy arguing with them that the stated reasons they want to see a fight make no fucking sense. You ask for thematic connections, and you get garbage superficial nonsense. And sometimes outright fucking lies. You tell them a fight is a stomp and the consensus is that it's always been a stomp and it would be boring as shit, and you get desperate straw grasping, mind-searing misinterpretations, and more outright lies. "X is for Y" is good enough in those times.
Most of what you said is correct but
>stomp bad
Is really stupid, most death battles are stomps, doesn’t make them bad matches.
Otherwise I agree, if I wanted to see retards post paragraphs about why Gohan vs Homelander is a good match Id go to r/deathbattlematchups, and I really don’t want to do that
>Gohan vs Homelander
Man-children gifted with immense power. Boom, easy. Hire me as a mod r/deathbattlematchups.
Yeah but its just too thematic not to do.
I believe because the Berserker Armor stops him from dying, Geralt can get a speed blitz, but Guts survives and tags him, which is more than enough to bring Geralt down. Guts might die when the armor turns off, but until then, he's still fighting.
That's not how the Berserker Armor works lmao.
Geralt is about preparation and got btfo by a pitchfork. Guts dealt with more bullshit and the Berserker Armor would fuck over Geralt.
I get why they always want guts vs geralt. They don't want him getting one shot by samurai jack
So they want Geralt to get one shot by Guts?
yeah because for some reason people like the lgbt rape icon more than a guy who lays women but the public wants what the public wants.
gutsfags are so desperate for him to get a win despite the character having no place in vs debates compared to like 90% of his realistic opponent choices. just take the cheese win over nightmare and leave it at that before he gets fed to clare or kirito
>So they want Geralt to get one shot by-AAACK
You say this yet Geralt would unironically win with game feats.
>TFW DB will not do an episode with characters from Ultraman for a long time
Ultraman himself is likely to happen sooner than anyone else, but who knows when he will debut.
Maybe we get Ultraman vs Godzilla. Would be neat.
Is there any indication they want to do Ultraman at all? Didn't they give the excuse that they didn't want to do the research for it?
No, you see, this anon really wants it to happen, that means it’s going to happen
Nothing indicates that is what anon is expecting you annoying armchair psychologist.
Is that Starro versus Gan-Q? This would be way more interesting than Starro versus Shuma-Gorath.
>way more interesting
>no one would care
Autism on display. Starro WILL fight Shuma-Gorath. Ultraman WILL fight Godzilla. This less than literal who will not anything
Remember when this general kept making matchups that for echo chambered to the point that people here actually believed that their niche fights were happening any day?
The terumifag daily thirsty for Sinestro comes to mind
Nah, the funniest was when Black Knight was due to fight Saber because of his "appearance" in Eternals.
>no one would care
So? Autists wanting another predictable Marvel vs DC match is boring. Sure DB is unlikely to do something with it themselves since money is a top priority, but it is all about the fun of what it would be like.
So...?
All the fun of reposting the same thumbs and never having discussion or going anywhere because nobody cares?
Like I said, autism on display
Because we know that there's at least one researcher that comes here, someone adjacent to the research team that also comes here, and one researcher we suspect comes here. There's a chance these threads are the unmoderated discussion forum for them, to test their arguments in a void without oversight. We know that vsbattlewiki tourists also come here, and members of the crew are known to go to vsbattlewiki. What we say here filters out.
Nobody discusses Gan-Q. It's just you reposting your boring and unengaging thumbnail, turboautist
You are not even arguing with the same anon that posted the thumbnail, and the original post referred to Ultraman characters in general.
Discussions happen for obscure or unconfirmed MUs from time to time when there are no new episodes for a while
The last bunch of times I saw people trying to get discussions going for obscure matches they got shouted down for various reasons
How many "connections" do you need to have a "proper" MU? I see MUs on r/deathbattlematchups get a lot of shit for "not having enough connections", but it feels like they put more work into that shit than the actual DBcast does. I prefer when the connections are loose, like in Raiden v Wolverine, or Danny v Jake, since then the powers between the two are actually different, and the battle takes more thought than just "whose mirror match power is stronger"?
I'd say having at least two or three connections is fine. Maybe even one strong connection is enough.
Proper MU just need to be intuitive. It's shit if you need paragraphs explaining it.
Rivalries STOMP your bullshit 'connections', Cinemaphileirgin
Anon, he was basically saying that he prefers rivalries/fights with looser themes over connections.
>anon was posting noise, anon
About 3 or so, but they have to be good and strong and not just "they both have weaknesses" or "they both have black hair" or lies like "Martian Manhunter is the tactician of the Justice League, not Batman". Generally, a more exclusive connection is better than a more general one. Something that only the two characters in question share, and very few others, is a proper connection. An example I saw out there was for Nox from Wakfu vs this anime girl.
(watch up to like 1 minute 50 seconds or so)
These two characters from opposite sides of the world, but they somehow both have the motivation is "I have to collect power because I want to go back in time and undo the event that caused me to become evil so none of my evil actions ever happened". It's a fascinating convergence.
Dunno, the autismos here will screech at too many connections like it's a bad thing
Enough for it to make sense why they would even be matched up.
Like who is going to say match up Widowmaker with Crash Bandicoot? Or Zidane from FF9 with Abobo from Double Dragon? You gotta have something.
There should be enough of a connection or rivalry for a matchup to make sense. A matchup like Sonic vs Mario made sense because they're was a rivalry, both are main characters, both are company mascots and more. A matchup like Macho Man vs Kool Aid barely made sense because the only connections were they both appeared in commercials and said "Oh Yeah!" a lot.
Kool-Aid Man and Macho Man was not meant to be a serious fight so that is not a good example.
I guess for a "serious" matchup they did that barely made much sense it would be Batman vs Black Panther were the only connections I could see are their outfits looking similar and being named after an animal. OR Ryuko vs Shadow were it was just angry characters and having a red and black color scheme.
true. at this point even Men in Black have more in common with Batman
Mario and Sonic made sense because they were well known mascots of rival companies. You can instantly understand it. You don't need a bunch of retarded "both are..." connections.
Well that's not entirely right. Take another console rivalry like Xbox vs Playstation. Would Nathan Drake vs Master Chief make sense just on being recognizable exclusive characters from both companies?
You say that as if both the Playstation and the Xbox don't have mascots/extremely famous and recognizable characters that go hand in hand with the rivalry between those consoles.
They do. Just saying it make about as much sense as something like Link vs Axel (streets of rage) where the only theme is nintendo vs sega.
Are those the company mascots and spokescharacters, anon?
Link more so. I only said Axel because he's sega character who's a human guy with blonde hair.
Like what? Halo vs killzone? Marcus and Dom vs ratchet and clank?
Cole vs Alex, dummy.
Prototype was multiplatform:/. I was talking exclusive characters.
>Prototype was multiplatform:/
Huh, I actually didn't know that.
There's always Shulk, but Sora does kind of get shafted in terms of available MU's. Best I can think of is the previously mentioned Shulk and maybe like Dante.
Tekken vs DOA? Resistance vs Gears?
Clippy vs Talladega Nights
Viva Pinata vs Littlebigplanet
Gran Tourismo vs Forza
>The closest to a Xbox vs Playstation matchups DB did was Lara Croft vs Nathan Drake; only because Microsoft now owns the rights to Tomb Raider
Huh, you'd think there'd be more eps or good matchups with this rivalry lasting 3 console gens.
Nothing good on suckbox
Yeah even with them both being reocgnizable exclusive characters, there isn't anything about it that jumps at me. With Mario and Sonic, the rivalry goes much deeper and it's easy to recall the extent of it. I've seen more arguments over those two, more crossover games, more media, etc. It's a definitive rivalry rather than a simple broad theme of company v company.
As much as I need to get Ogudomon vs ORT
>Hero Zeus
Mythlet here. Is there any difference?
Maybe it means pre establishing of the Olympians proper after the defeat of the Titans?
I guess that's the case.
In this event He wanted to do a Troyan War 2.0 but fighting the Liberators made him change his mind.
>my monster of the week that showed up once is worthy of going on death battle guys!
Do ultrafags really?
If Superman vs Goku 3 happened who do you think tops it? I don't follow comics so I have no clue what new feats they gave Superman. Also how much if a shit storm would it cause?
Superman, again. Even if they backpedal and remove his whole "he has no limits" thing, Clark still has plenty of high-end feats that you can use.
>Also how much if a shit storm would it cause?
Moderate, probably. Won't be as big as the first two, but it'd still be pretty sizable since most people only know of Superman from the cartoons.
When do Dragon Ball fights not start shit when they lose? Death Battle always pisses them off.
Infantile mexishits don't matter outside of comic relief, anon
Depends entirely on which version of Superman and Goku they use. This extends to how much of a shitstorm it would cause. If Superman won again the shitstorm would be mild to adequate as DBfags write death battle off. If it was like JLU Superman losing to Z Goku or somethinf itd be similarly mild. If composite Goku won against composite Superman then the shitstorm would be massive
>Composite Superman vs Composite Goku
I think you mean "Pre-Crisis/Milkman Superman vs Xeno Goku", because almost every other version of themselves would be a non-factor for the most part. They also (technically) already DID do Compku vs Compman.
Theres technically god fusion goku, but its so far down the powerscaling rabbithole that bringing it up should be grounds for hospitalization
One of the researchers said that post crisis would probably beat xenoverse Goku
Xenoverse Goku, or Xeno Goku, because those are different characters kind of. Xenoverseku can scale to your OC, but that just makes him an angel level character at best. Xenoku is (apparently) very strong.
>Clickbait
Don't use words that you don't understand the meaning of.
>Power Rangers, DOOM, Bayo
Don't use fanbases that you know nothing about.
By "dying" he means that they're gaining less traction, which is true for any 10+ year old channel. But they're still doing better than most, since their view count is really just dependent on what fights they do.
>Also how much if a shit storm would it cause?
Death battle is dying, so not much. The Dragon Ball audience that watches Death Battle has been getting filtered across the years. The recent season finale did way worse than Broly vs Hulk, which did worse than Goku vs Superman 2, which underperformed compared to Goku vs Superman 1. Trunks vs Silver was even the worst performing episode of this season, and Vegeta vs Thor did miserably compared to Vegeta vs Shadow.
Superman vs Goku 3 will likely not work that well as clickbait. The Dragon Ball community can be already considered a lost cause, along the Bleach, Kimetsu, Doom, Power Rangers/Super Sentai, Bayonetta, and FF7 fandoms. Most of them aren't coming back nor falling for Death Battle's clickbaits ever again.
>death battle is dying
Is this what people actually believe?
Sore loser-type fan homosexuals and rwbyshits. Pay them no mind
they should do Sun Wukong vs Superman instead
Goku was inspired by Sun Wukong plus the Old East Ancient Mythology vs New West Modern Tale is a connection i personally really like due to how progressive the west is while the east is more traditional and rooted in, you could have the two banter about the "no kill" moral code
it makes for a great conflict, you know a matchup is good if it can get derailed into that
shit-flinging fest
debate wise its less of a stomp because the monkey has more content to work with but tbh i dont care i just want to see debates get derailed into ad hominem filled race wars and the seethe from the losing side, thats what East vs West matchups are all about and Sun Wukong vs Superman perfectly encapsulates that
Even Darkseid was worried about Wukong.
Isn't China making a Sun Wukong game?
DB should book a Kratos vs Sun Wukong (vidya) match.
Could do that
that would just be fruad checking kratos, he should get an equally wanked opponent like dante
it'd be pretty clear he is gonna die to the ape, he should get someone with actual autistic fans arguing for
>Sun Wukong
Jobs to the Buddha.
https://lotus-happiness.com/10-powers-buddha/
>One thousand of such worlds constitute a 'thousandfold world system'. A thousand of these makes up a 'second-order thousandfold world system'. Then, when multiplied a thousand times further, this makes a 'third-order world system' or 'trichiliocosm', a universe of a billion worlds. It is said that a single supreme nirmanakaya buddha has mastery over such a world system.
>"Let me exercise the various magical powers, let me being one become multiform., let me being multiform become one, let me become visible, become invisible, go without hindrance through walls, ramparts or mountains as if through air, let me rise and sink in the ground as if in the water, let me walk on the water as if on unyielding ground, let me travel cross-legged through the air liked a winged bird, let me touch and feel with my hand the moon and the sun mighty and powerful though they are, and let me go without my body even up to the Brahma world,"
Lovecraft solos
lovecraft is pretty modern compared to something dreamed up by enlightened dirt farmers in some third world shithole thousands of years ago. tbh religions are just really popular fandoms that only get a pass because they were first.
the fact these religions could influence real life (a realm higher then fiction) is why they are considered powerful, kind of like in the same vein people consider the writer to be the most powerful character in fiction
Do people still like this matchup?
I just want a matchup with Shulk in it. This or Sora vs Shulk would be fine.
Does he have any other good matchups that isn't Pit? I swear most of Sora's matchups are meme tier like Sora vs Lebron
Michael from Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue
He's a meme, he gets meme matchups
simple as
https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Sora#Fanon_Wiki_Ideas_So_Far
Man, that's a lot choices. They're all over the place, too. I'd say Shulk, but I'm one of the few that still wants to see Lightning vs Shulk. The Demi-Fiend is the option that stands out the most because of how weird it is, and how much it contrasts.
I think ONE fans are also never going to give Death Battle another chance. The Mob/Tatsumaki and Saitama fights were garbage to them.
And nothing of value was lost. I also like you mentioned the two good ONE fights as an example, and not the mediocre Rhodey vs Genos ep.
>I also like you mentioned the two good ONE fights as an example
>He thinks Mob vs Tatsumaki was good
It's even one of the most hated episodes across the entire channel.
It was passable, which to me is good. I also have no idea as to why it's hated, was it cause Mob got his ass handed to him?
Some things never change.
I don’t get it?
>I only recognize Mario and Doom Guy
Ok, I bite. who are the others?
That’s master chief, I don’t know the others either
In my defense, I only glanced at the thumbnail
Mario, Master Chief, Ricky Bobby
Mario, Craig the ape brute from Halo, Travis Scott
*looks up Travis Scott*
wut? He's not even vidya
It's a meme because he performed at some Sony event
i thought that was escharum
>I now remember some ps3's were bundled with Talladega Nights instead of a game
Kek
Travis Scott solos every bitch in this thread.
He could definitely beat me. I don't even scale to anything.
How does it go?
Cinemaphile told me they are the same character so I dunno
ALttP wins
It's now part of the Ass Void template.
Puss in boots vs ronin the rabbit (sword wielding animal theme)
Puss is for Reepicheep
Kratos vs Doomguy is Xbox vs Playstation
nah that would be Kratos vs Master Chief
>Loses to Spawn
>Loses to Asura
>Loses to Dante
>Loses to Bayo
Surely he wins this match even with shallow connections right?
MAAAAARRRRTTHHHAAAAA WHY DID YOU THAT NAME!?!?!?!!?!?
ngl a lot of historical deities are kind of mid by today's standards; they fell victim to numerical power creep
Jesus solos your science nerd
Yeah, Abhrahamic God is still way up there because the concept of 'omnipotence' is difficult to surmount - it scales with fiction, in that you could argue being all-powerful also means that god has powers like laser eyes, ki manipulation, literally every single shonen power ever etc etc
but when you write a bunch of mundane, yet flowery shit like that buddha wall of text (whoa, he can go invisible, walk through walls, or fly through the air! literally the only impressive feat is being ambiguously above the sun), or quantify something at like, a 'billion worlds' it's like
ONLY a billion worlds? ONLY the sun?
God has future proofing, in that omnipotence is such a vague, all-encompassing definition that means he can compete, but someone like Zues throwing lightning bolts, or even Sun Wukong's shenanigans are pretty mundane compared to humanity's expanding knowledge of the universe, and concepts beyond.
that is still more well defined then "set theory" and "cardinality"
for any Unsong, World of Darkness, DC and SMT interpretation these would merely be an avatar of the Abhrahamic god that manifests in the mind of an influenced mortal
>ONLY a billion worlds? ONLY the sun?
Yeah, nah. The sun alone is above roshi's feat of blowing the moon. It's already on the realm of dragonball and the former is above dragonball super, which are still fair verses that routinely fight superman.
>'omnipotence' -
Loses to suggsverse.
I have realized why the Heisei Gamera trilogy sucks because of these threads
What's Cinemaphile's thoughts on this match?
Sentry is for Gemini Saga
I'd rather see Superman return for that matchup or Hyperion than Goku vs Superman 3 tbh. or even put him up against Popeye
I want CAS vs Xeno Vegito to just end the debate once and for all and maybe have DB tell the shitty kids who idolize Goku why they shouldn't.
Popeye stomps everyone.
bugs solos
They all job to Popeye.
That ain't the real Popeye.
What's that comic from even
Something edgy by the looks of it. Like "Tails gets trolled" tier.
Eye Lie Popeye
Holy shit
Here's a character who can legit beat Popeye, since it's a gag character who's entire gag is turning 100% of his opponent's strength back at him
Are we pretending that Popeye is the strongest cartoon character now? How did one episode spawn this much autism from the winning side of all things.
nah just bringing up one character that always wins from popeye no matter how much autism anyone shows
there's others who think he's unbeatable so at least that can serve to quell their autism a bit
Don't work against Popeye with spinach.
He is strong though.
He didn't eat his spinach.
anon he literally jobbed to onions
Not Bobobo
Yes Bobobo.
So can Popeye. Also, Bugs jobbed to the gremlin.
not really Bobobo can handle him
Nope. Popeye takes him. Bobobo is for Axe Cop.
bruh, bugs fucking warps reality. popeye will never so much as land a punch.
Whats that you little breedable spinach bitch?
>Duo held back
End your sentence right there. If someone is purposefully pulling their punches against someone else, it's because they know that they're stronger and don't want to hurt their opponent. What you're trying to imply is that Rock would've had a chance against Duo if he went all out, and there's nothing that can support this.
>which is admittedly not much compared to what Mega Man's got.
When you can out-muscle your opponent and take practically everything they've got head-on with no trouble, then a lack of an actual arsenal isn't much of a problem. Rock would still be on the receiving end of Astro's assault, and if you're scrambling to find the right weapon to harm, not kill, just harm your opponent with while they're able to kill you with one good grab, then the winner is rather obvious. Also Astro has control over his own hearing, so it's not as though turning up the volume would do much.
meant for
>It's because they know that they're stronger
Bullshit. Duo didn't know anything about Mega Man in the first place and didn't want to hurt him.
>When you can outmuscle your opponent
He can't.
>And take practically everything they've got
He can't. I don't believe Astro has any particular resistance to corrosive weapons such as Salt Water and Rain Flush, which is stated to corrode any metal.
>Scrambling to find the right weapon
He wouldn't. In canon, Mega Man can attack during stopped time and Astro would have an incredibly difficult time dealing any significant damage to him. Planet level also extends to durability.
jobs to soys
>Jobeye
weak
*Popeye FRAUD CHECKS everyone
ftfy, anon
Sentry is for Prime
Why are we trying to have Megaman Outstat Astro and not outhax? He has fucking Time Stop ffs
Time stop isn't useful if the one using it can't capitalize on it in any meaningful way
Crash Bomb, Metal Blades, Magnet Bomb, Acid Barrier, various ice freezing to make Astro Brittle, especially after getting then super heated by any of his flame/magma powers.
I agree. Although Mega Man 11 wasn't a thing when the episode released so Acid Barrier wouldn't be a part of it. I'm
and
and am trying to argue that Mega Man has the stats to capitalize on stuff like Time Stopper.
Death Battles reasoning for Astro winning was pretty on point actually.
What good is all of those weapons if your opponent can basically survive every single thing in your arsenal? TimeStop doesn't mean much either since Rock doesn't have a hard hitting weapon to put Atom down for good
Who will he fight?
Viola, likely.
Vergil's son vs Bayo's daughter, easy
I get the feeling we will get instead a Bayo vs Dante rematch, except they are gonna fix the result, because Swan and others never changed their minds about who should have won. A lot of people will probably get angry, but objectively the Bayo verse does stomp the DMC one.
That's boring, give us the new shit
>That's boring, give us the new shit
Cerezita (Genesis Bayonetta or Brave Cereza) is getting way more requested than a Viola, from what I have seen.
She's the character with the best arsenal and biggest amount of attacks/techniques in any hack-n-slash game ever.
Making a Death battle with her would be like making a DB with another Flash or Green Lantern, considering the lore.
The Bayonetta you control in the first game isn't the same one you control in the third game.
I know that, but it's still close enough to "returning character" for me to prefer entirely new characters as opposed to retreading old ground.
Not really. Isn't retreating old ground, when they can go around and fix the result with actual research and tons of updated feats and fighting styles. Same reason many are requesting Doomguy to return. Death Battle didn't even have an actual research team till season 4.
I suspect you have an ulterior motive in all this, anon. In any event, I want still want to see new characters. Bayo vs Dante 1 was fine, and given their crew now I suspect any attempt to remake it will fall flat in comparison in terms of the fight animation. If that's the case, and we have to tolerate a 3D fight, at least don't sully the memory of the first one. Just do the sequel, and let the sequel stand on its own terms.
Not really. Rematches aren't rare. Cloud vs Link happened. And Bayo vs dante 2 would work better to promote and be released close to Bayonetta Origins better than picking Viola.
>Rematches aren't rare
How many rematch fights have we had? Like three? And all of them were with characters that most people actually cared about? Anyhow, having three rematch fights in the span of 170+ episodes means that they're rare, anon.
>Goku v Superman
>Link v Cloud
>Sonic v Mario
>Samus v Boba Fett
4 rematches in total
Samus vs Boba wasn't a rematch, tard. Even if it was, that's still nothing when compared to the overall episodes we've gotten. They are rare, let it go.
>Blah blah blah
It's not happening. And stop using "clickbait" you moron, you don't know what the word means. Clickbait implies that someone is baiting, exaggerating or lying about something in their thumbnail/title.
Bayofag probably thinks Viola loses, which is why he doesn't want her to fight Nero.
Oh I'm not that anon nor do I care about Bayo or Dante. Just pointing out they've only done 4 rematches in total.
More people watched Bayo vs Dante than Puss in Boots Last Wish. Therefore, the more reason for a rematch that fixes the result. Just like Doomguy vs Halo.
Swan and other researchers do bring it up to this day.
>More people watched Bayo vs Dante than Puss in Boots Last Wish.
The people in these threads are fucking delusional.
It's Bayofag. He's insane. He's hated on Cinemaphile and in the Sonic community because he's crazy. He tried to steal a tripfag's trip.
>More people watched Bayo vs Dante than Puss in Boots Last Wish.
I couldn't imagine confidently typing this out. I couldn't imagine typing this out at all. Are bayobabies this delusional? I'm not even going to bother responding to the rest of your post, you have already shown me how low your mental age is.
>The people
No, it's just a handful of retards. We don't associate ourselves with them.
>they don't want Death Battle to ever do rematches again
Where was this said? I'd love to see some rematches, give me Hulk vs Doomsday 2.
Let's do some math today. Dante vs. Bayo is at 13 million views over 6 years. Puss in Boots has thus far made 556 million at the box office. If you take a high estimate of average ticket price at 20 per, it still sold 28 million tickets in the time it's been in theaters. So that's 28 million confirmed, nonpirate viewers so far, and some people like me aren't going to see it until it has a home release, which will bump those numbers way up.
Should have gone with Strange World.
>556 million at the box office.
I hate to point it out, but not even half of that. Even Black Adam did better. M3gan is doing worse though, if that's any consolation.
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt3915174/
Black Adam came out months ago you moron. PIB came out two or three weeks ago.
>PIB came out two or three weeks ago.
A month ago.
I'm looking at the domestic release (which is the one that matters) and it came out on Dec 21st, which was three weeks ago. BA came out four months ago.
Also, while that anon may be retarded, he's still technically correct, at least when you factor in the number of people who watched the movie illegally including me.
You were more than likely looking at the grossing for the first movie.
Because it was literally the top of the page when I googled it because that was all the effort I put in. Even if you half the numbers, it's still more than Dante vs. Bayo, and that's not counting pirates. And that's again a 3 week old movie versus a six year old animation. Give puss in boots 6 years and it mogs the most popular DBs.
>Puss in Boots has thus far made 556 million at the box office.
Why would you lie like that?
This idiot mixed the box office numbers. The 1st one did 550 million. Last Wish is the sequel struggling on theaters right now.
Well, at least under your line of reasoning isn't far-fetched to say Dante v Bayonetta is more mainstream than Last Wish.
>not including the best rematch
>b- but it's DBX, it's not a real rematch
the original was a joke fight so that also wasn't a real match so it still counts
>And all of them were with characters that most people actually cared about?
Considering Bayo is still the most popular female participant in Death Battle and requested to return a lot, I also think they will rely on her again. As they said before, a lot of the casual audience doesn't know that research team already recognized that they need to fix the outcome for Dante vs Bayo 1 anyway. And as much as I hate to admit it, it does really work as better clickbait. People would rather tune in for Bayo than for Viola and for Dante over Nero.
I have seen a lot DMC fans wanting Dante to return with his updates from DMCV. Pair him against Cerezita, and you get a guaranteed hit episode. The casual audience will probably get upset by the correct results though, but it will indeed work for better clickbait.
>Bayo is still the most popular female participant in Death Battle
what being carried by dante does to a mf
>what being carried by dante does to a mf
Ah, yes, because Vergil totally carried one of the worst performing season finales and Trish the DBX.
>secondary character doesn't perform as well as the protagonist
>this means the protag isn't popular
Next you'll say Luigi/Tails should've gotten as many views as Mario/Sonic 1
You do know the DBX was relentlessly torn apart for being ass and a poor man's OMM, right?
>Rematches aren't rare
Categorically untrue. There have been 3 rematches in all of the show's 171 episode history, since Samus vs Boba was just a graphical update. For 2 of those 3, it was a boring as hell 2 week wait because the only reason they appear to do them is to reverse the verdict. In this case, the only reason for them to do it would be to improve the fight animation, and Dante vs Bayo was one of the best on the show's history. They could not top it today, not with Torrian gone. Just move on and do the sequel kids fight.
>And Bayo vs dante 2 would work better to promote and be released close to Bayonetta Origins better than picking Viola.
I just looked up "Bayonetta Origins", and the general response seems to be "who asked for this"? Who on earth would want to promote that shit? Bayo 3 is still relatively hot off the press, and Nero has been requested for a while now. His perfect opponent has been dropped into their lap. Bayo 4 is probably not coming out for a while. The time is right for Nero vs Viola.
>Nero VS Viola
So Bayofags get embarassed again? Viola is shit tier and would get bodied by Nero
>I just looked up "Bayonetta Origins", and the general response seems to be "who asked for this"?
It's literally a spin-off, it's supposed to be something no one asked for.
Looks like I'm the only person here CHAD enough to have played and still remember Okami. Bayonetta Origins being a callback to that game is a love letter to PS2-era veterans. By the way, you must be over 18 to post here.
DMCfags have always been posers, so they probably have never touched Viewtiful Joe nor Okami.
It is known that DMCfags don't care about gameplay, just watching cutscenes of le wacky pizza man, which is why they were okay with DMC5.
We're gonna get Bayo killing Dante, but just because they need a shit storm that breaks the Internet and gets them tons of clicks and views.
>I'm coming for my Emerald crown soon lanterns
>tfw you beat sinestro, also means that you go over Hal Jordan by Proxy
>He thinks beating Cuckestro, the man who lost his daughter to the Green Corps, is impressive
Lol.
My logical sense is telling me no, but my morbid curiosity is telling me yes.
What the fuck are you talking a bout
Sinestro's daughter is a Green Lantern Corp member, and she's dating Kyle. As you can imagine, this is humiliating.
Hey guys how's that next Blazeblue game coming along?
>Hey guys how's that next Blazeblue game coming along?
How's guilty gear strivehttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/641159-blazblue-continuum-shift-extend/63668561 coming along?
Beats me, I don't play it. But what's funny is 6.8 million copies is more than anything Blaz has sold.
>But what's funny is 6.8 million copies is more than anything Blaz has sold
I know the link is fucked but you cant be this retarded. Here, I will fix it for anon just for the hell of it
https://www.engadget.com/2012-08-03-blazblue-hits-1-7-million-copies-sold-worldwide.html
this is in 2012 mind you, not talking about the years past that either.
Imagine being as cucked as Mori
>ArcSys lose the rights to Guilty Gear to SEGA - mostly due to Daisuke fucking up super hard with Guilty Gear 2 which is still their biggest flop to this day
>create the story, characters, music and art for Blazblue
>its a bigger success in Japan than Guilty Gear ever was
>gets its own anime and multiple spinoffs
>ArcSys use the profits to buy back the Guilty Gear rights
>Mori tries to distance BB from fighting as the result in order to not compete with Guilty Gear directly
>mobage project ends up in development hell with the studio failing to hit its targets - project has to get pushed onto Team Blue after they were done with BBTAG
>Mori gets sent to direct Dragon Ball fighterz, which drew more sales than any other game Arcsystem ever made
>blue team has no mobage experience whatsoever and basically just creates a cheap FGO clone
>mobage is a massive flop
>despite being the guy who is mainly responsible for ArcSys comeback Daisuke and the rest immediately restructure the company and put Mori into a management position which is the japanese version of getting fired as a game director
"Yeah, thanks for helping us out when we needed it - Now get fucked
I know that the number wasn't for Blaz OR Strive, you fucking dolt. I'm saying that it's hilarious because BB is never going to hit that amount (and it still hasn't). But what IS funny is the fact that Strive managed to sell 1M copies last year.
*what is also
Guilty Gear never sold not even half of what Blazblue has in it's entire lifetime. It's not some "muh game is better than yours" type of stuff, it's just the plain truth. Honestly that's the origin of Strive.
why it never sold anon
It's a weird combination of people not really caring for the Heavy Metal driven art designs and the weird fanbase. I swear you would always get shit from GG fans for playing any other anime fighter, but you couldn't make them play Guilty Gear if you pointed a gun to their heads.
You should really google things before you post, it'll save you a lot of time. Anyways, again, I don't care about the games because I don't play them, I am simply laughing at Blaz for getting pushed to the side every single time.
>1 Million
>After not even getting half a million with Xrd
>Meanwhile Blaz hit a Milly during the Calamity Trigger/CS days
I'm not sure whether this is bait or legitimate retardation
>"GG has never sold half of what Blaz could!"
>Posts proof that says otherwise
>"Well uhhhh....the other games didn't hit a million!"
Lol. Also I don't think you understand how cumulative sales work, unless you think Blaz managed to sell 1.7 copies with one game.
>Blaz hit two millt after Calamity trigger
>GG couldn't hit past 100,000 before xrd, couldn't get to half a milly then, and had to go full trans just for a milly
Anon on his way to the Strive tourney like
man, trannies really did fuck that franchise over
>"Heh, you're a TRANNY!"
>Said the Blazeblue fan
The lack of self awareness is real. Again though, you don't understand how cumulative sales work, and that's fine. It's okay to be a brainlet.
GG and BB were doomed from the start. Arc should just focus on making more Fighterz like games, at least those will do well.
>He doesn't know
>Muh cumulative sales
If you can't put asses in seats, then you just can't put asses in seats. When you have to go to the levels of butchering that happened to strive in order to hit a million, then that's a fucking hint to who's putting money on the table.
>Muh Trannies
Reality is not a joke, that's what they got now.
>Fighterz
Another game that put asses in seats. But that was a lightning in a bottle incident, they're not reaching those levels of kino again, even more humorous when it was Mori again who brought the dimes in.
damn, so guilty gear is the jeff jarrett of the anime fighters?
I don't like GG anymore. Not after what they did to poor, poor Bridget
>Cucks fateshit out of powerlevel discussions
>Shits on Fire emblem
>Pulverized Shinza bansho
>Now aiming for Sinestro
BA GAWD WHO CAN STOP HIM?
That's what he started with
>WHO CAN STOP HIM?
Arcsys killing the franchise, apparently.
>Go over
the real question is how over were each of them in their primes
>Dantefags are literally afraid of a rematch
Wait, so Dante loses? The first one was rigged, after all? I thought you were all joking.
Everyone knows that it was "rigged", most just don't care or aren't autistic enough to want to waste an episode on a rematch.
>kiddie shit
Fuck off
>kino shit
Based, continue posting
Okay I now no longer know what this weeb shit is
Attack on Titan vs Chainsaw Man.
Child soldier fight.
>claims to know kino
>doesn't recognize it when it's slapping him in the face
Back to the kiddie table, poketoddler
reminder that wonder woman has 2 more matches than bayonetta ever will, potentially more given how they said they wanna use her for a fourth time
Are they gonna kill Captain Marvel again? Cause we don't need a Rouge rematch.
The best fan service would be if Wondy kills She-Hulk.
She Hulk is for Supergirl.
I can accept that. I wouldn't even mind if they use Power Girl she hulk dies either way kek
They should have her cat fight Power Girl's cat
I don't care for Viola vs Nero, but it's nice to see that Dante and Vergil fags are so afraid of Bayonetta, they don't want Death Battle to ever do rematches again. That's the sign of a real loser.
>i'm bleeding, making me the victor
>it's nice to see that Dante and Vergil fags are so afraid of Bayonetta, they don't want Death Battle to ever do rematches again. That's the sign of a real loser.
They are afraid of getting Link'ed or Sonic'ed. "Rematches are fine, unless my favorite gets destroyed." DMCfags need to man up.
>That's the sign of a real los-ACK!
The ironic part is, I'm sure almost no one would be against the idea of a Bayo rematch if it weren't for the fact that one specific autist spent a year or more whining about the fight. Guy annoyed the anons here until they went against him.
Bayofags are just salty at DMChads flexing on them all the time
>Superior series
>Stomp Bayofags in a fanfiction powerfag show
>A single song from DMCV outshines the entire Bayonetta OST
>DMCV praised and passed off the torch in a satisfying way while Bayo 3 was shit and kills off Bayo in a shit way while fumbling the torch to Viola who was shit
>Not to mention the drama with Bayonetta's old VA and the dyke shit
Dante:
Less combo routes than Bayo
Less weapons.
Cannot stack Quick Silver
Doesn't have Slave system (kaijuu)
Less demonic transformations.
Clock tower and Umbran armor, enough said.
No access to angelic weapons.
No assault system.
Smaller verse without a developed Paradiso and homunculi.
Cannot kamehameha.
Gameplay still stuck in the PS3 era.
Whoa...all of that, and he STILL mogs Bayonetta? This guy is awesome!
You forgot "wall level"
>Devil May Cry
>dumb bitch combat
>Bayonetta
>bad bitch combat
DMCV was boring as hell gameplaywise.
>DMCV was boring as hell gameplaywise.
Because DMCV was just an inferior DMC4 wannabe, just like how Bayo2 was an inferior copy of Bayo1. Also, a lot of small budget chinese and korean gacha games are just DMC4 and Bayo1 knockoffs (pic-related). Games like Genshin Impact, Punshing Gray Raven, and many others just steal animations, and sometimes entire characters, from DMC, Nier, and Bayonetta games.
At least Bayo3 is its own thing. There's not a single game like Bayo 3 in the entire videogame industry right now, because it moved the entire hack-n-slash genre foward, instead of choosing to be stuck in the PS3 era. Complain all you want, but at least it didn't play it safe, gameplay-wise. You could play Bayonetta 3 as if it were DMC4 or Bayo1, ignoring the demon slave system entirely, but you would be limiting yourself to a less interesting and outdated gameplay experience, with less impressive combos.
By the way, speaking of action/combat games, and since we are on Cinemaphile FUCK YOU, ROCKSTEADY. YOU WERE DOING SO GREAT AND YOU FUCKED IT UP, WITH BATTLE PASSES AND IN-GAME CURRENCIES. I really, really was eager to play Kill The Justice League, but DAMN IT. They killed the hype so hard.
Yeah, I would have all been for a Bayo vs Dante rematch if Bayofag wasn't such a salty bitch that shit up these threads for over a year.
And we are here to stay, bitches. Although I'm glad that nowadays you are that traumatized at the sight of us, you want to ban rematches altogether. Here's a reminder that Bayo stomps, according to the current research team.
http://hersheldlousyton.blogspot.com/2016/03/death-battle-predictions-dante-vs.html
The Dante Virgin (literally, he never scored) with a moveset of 35 minutes vs the Bayo Stacy with a moveset of over 2 hours.
>I'm going to be an autistic nuisance forever!
Is not something that most regular people would celebrate and gloat about.
We lived long enough to see Dantefags afraid of Bayofags. How the hell this happened? Are they no longer motivated for either Dante or Vergil to face Bayo?
>People arguing over if we get Viola vs Nero or Bayo vs Dante
I'd rather see Dante kick Kratos' ass and Bayo fight Morrigan cause I actually don't know who wins that.
Morrigan stomps. Bayo gets bodied by fodder.
>I'd rather see Dante kick Kratos' ass
You want another wrong conclusion?
I think Sin Devil Trigger could narrow the gap between them, but I can't remember anything from the DMC series that scales to Baldur and Kratos creating a canyon, or Kratos flipping the temple.
Dante did nonchalantly block that statue bigger than that temple and I think Arius did some similar damage in DMC2 with a beam and he was nothing compared to the other antagonists.
There's also other shit like a demon from the animal fucking up a skyscraper and him cutting down the giant hell gate from miles away with Yamato
>Morrigan
Galaxy level
>Bayonetta in 3
Multiversal
It's a stomp match/pity win
Bayo beats the 4. The other 3 don't make it to universal in-canon. There.
Could he possibly get out of the Oxygen Zone, or is that all she wrote?
He was robbed, but he has no more matchups
>He was robbed
Peasant. Bald fuck never had a chance
Doom will die an unkissed virgin, like (You)
>all this talk about rematches
>not a single Chief vs Slayer mention
Weird how that debate evolved. People here first said "Cortana hacks suit GG". Then when they realized Slayer's suit had nothing to hack, they go "w-well Slayer doesn't have feats", despite the fact that even without lore, Slayer still runs faster than Chief according to gameplay, which is how they calculated it in the original fight. And now that everyone outside this thread universally agrees on Slayer being multiversal, suddenly Cheefslayer discussion here got REAL quiet.
No shit I was just about to drop this in because of the rematch discussion.
But I'm guessing they know Slayer shitstomps so there's no point
>there's no point in a rematch because it's too obvious a stomp
Yes, buuut... the fight we have right now is fucking ugly, and we deserve a better-looking one. At LEAST give us a DBX or something.
Rogue, Kratos, Spawn, Luke Skywalker, Cheef, Slayer, and Spiderman all deserve either a remake or SOME kind of 2nd matchup, because they do NOT deserve to be trapped in S1 animation hell.
>Shitting on S1 Spidey's fight
How dare you, that shit was beautiful. Kids today just can't appreciate the classics.
It's the least worst fight in that season, sure, but even the worst OMM trumps it
Seconded. I might not agree with a lot of the fanwank out there, but those aren't some beloved characters who deserve nothing but the best.
Double negative, I'm sorry. Should have been "those are some beloved characters..."
>Rogue
Probably isn't coming back
>Kratos
I'm honestly shocked he didn't reappear yet but I have a feeling he's coming this season
>Luke Skywalker
Agreed but any thoughts on an opponent? I doubt they'll have him fight Harry again
>Spiderman
Spidey had the best Batman fight no contest honestly
Luke Skywalker VS Paul Atreides from Dune
Kino as fuck
>Agreed but any thoughts on an opponent?
Galactic heroes whose fathers betrayed everyone they loved, only for their sons to turn them back to the light? Also, they bang redheads
>spoilertext
Based, FUCK didney.
Do you have a cleft palette, anon?
They all fight Zero. Ok, just hear me out.
>Luke
They both have light sabers. Heck, there are even robots in the game that dual/quad-wield lightsabers, a ref to neo-starwars.
>Spiderman
They both have a hype iteration of fighting game characters. Make a mvc!parker vs snk!zero. Incredibly hype.
>Rogue
I don't know much about- wait, isn't that a mvc character too? damn, same as above.
>Kratos
uhh who the heck even plays playstation? Sorry, I've no idea who this guy is. I guess make og!Zero since both are from the playstation.
>spawn
Fight a cool cyber elf boss.
>others
same as kratos
See, it's a thematic fight for all.
Still better than Meta Knight vs Zero
The Batman vs Spiderman fight actually holds up pretty well. It's the best episode in that entire season with the possible exception of Goku vs Superman.
I still agree with your overall point though. Who'd Rogue fight if they brought her back (besides a rematch)?
>Who'd Rogue fight if they brought her back (besides a rematch)?
All for One?
Luke especially deserves it given he was given Harry fucking Potter of all people. Even Didny Luke can fodderize Harry.
RT owes a lot to Halo, that's why they are probably ignoring that rematch in particular. Even the original Doomguy vs MC episode was wrong, so the current situation sucks.
>that's why they are probably ignoring that rematch in particular.
That makes absolutely no sense. Some of you say the most retarded things, and I have to wonder if you're just baiting, or if you genuinely believe the things you type.
>not a single Chief vs Slayer mention
I did mention it. Bayo vs Dante is pretty much the same as Chief vs Slayer. A rematch that the former winner is afraid that it will happen eventually, because it would fix an inaccurate or outdated outcome. As that anon said, "Why don't we get both?" Got no issues with either one.
Pretty much everyone accepts that Doomguy stomps Chief now even without accepting multiversal claims. It'd just be kind of a waste of time to do a rematch of that fight. Besides, I'd rather have Chief fight Commander Shepard even though that isn't as popular of a matchup. That's generally regarded as pretty fair if you give Shep bionics.
>It'd just be kind of a waste of time to do a rematch of that fight.
I still want it. Same for many other persons.
Well, I can't deny that a 3D fight between the two has the potential to look really good. I wouldn't be upset at all if they did end up doing it, it's just not my preferred matchup for Chief.
The Dragon Age Warden would be ok fight for Shepard too in fantasy vs sci Fi matchup. Both are bioware and have you assembling a team of monsters/aliens to beat a great evil.
How would that be a fight? Shepard has guns and if you give Warden magic you can just give Shepard biotics
Vswiki actually puts Warden to small town to mountain level while Shepard is large/small building level if you can believe that
Idk if the paragon ending is canon; because Andromeda looked like shit, but it's implied Shepard survived the Reaper explosion at the end of 3. Warden better have an attack stronger than that.
Destroy is pretty much confirmed canon from the teaser
Doubt Warden could hit him with anything comparable in that case
Halobabbs are afraid, simple as. It's why you'll always see any mention of Samus vs. Chief, one of the oldest battleboard stables, dismissed as "retarded irrelevant oldfag shit no one wants." Knowing that they have no power left in the community, Halobabbs inevitably resort to
A) attempting to dismiss the discussion entirely, or
B) hiding behind Cortana's skirt, claiming her as omniversal, and stating that Chief should be allowed a 2v1 just because.
Slayer isn't fucking multiverse level, and doesn't stomp Chief. He still has no answer to things like Forerunner weapons to the face. Chief has far superior utility with things like Active Camo anyway.
And that stupid missile feat is literal game mechanics that can only work on walls.
See, Doomfans are mostly zoomers like this fellow who think "ME STRONG ME SEX".
don't have any crying wojaks on hand to misrepresent your post so have this instead.
Yeah see, I don't know why you think portraying yourself as a baby makes you think you're better.
Lol, so you want to use gameplay? OK, gameplay Chief utterly stomps gameplay Doomguy. Gameplay Doomguy can't jump. All Chief has to do is put a large wall between them and use a Spartan Laser.
>Gameplay Doomguy can't jump
I mean, he can't. He can't freely aim his guns either.
>Slayer isn't fucking multiverse level, and doesn't stomp Chief.
Goodness, starting off with a false premise and cope, what a bold play. And the move to dismiss gameplay since Haloguy is slow and weak in game, brilliant stuff! As expected from Halobabbs.
>He still has no answer to things like Forerunner weapons to the face.
Sure, give the UNSC marine access to Forerunner technology, why not? Fuck it, give him his own Halo, too. Cheef is now a galaxy-buster because he can fire a Halo with prep time. Hell, let's also give Goku Black his Zamasu fusion, or give Batman access to the Hellbat during his Spiderman and Black Panther fights, or give Kakashi Susanoo.
Lol, stuff like this really shows you have no idea what you're talking about. Chief literally has access to Forerunner weaponry thanks to UNSC weapon fabricators.
And Halos don't even destroy galaxies, moron.
Doomguy kills John Halo and then uses h-doom (canon wad) abilities to sex cortana
I still think they'll just do this
Chief still likely loses but it's not as bad as feeding him to Slayer
>Chosen Undead VS Dragonborn
Knew Swan was a bitch coward
Grimm is for Yugi
>Puss in Boots did worse than Alita and the Sonic movies
Don't diss the Sonic movies, dude. They're actually pretty fun
Kinda crazy to think that because of Bayo vs Dante, a Pussyfag found out just today that his movie is flopping.
>Budget: 90 Million
>Box Office: 220 Million
I don't see how that's a flop.
Puss in Boots is a flop because........... I say so, okay??????????????
People genuinely just don't understand how movies work. That's not even a Cinemaphile issue, it's a general lack of understanding.
Itt: Things that'll cause Bayofag to meltdown
Call him a fatass.
Not even a Bayofag, rather more of a Tifa stan, but I'm also joining the DMC and Halo bullying hivemind. I feel identified with characters who got robbed, for obvious reasons.