>For two generations, my family did everything in their power to be loving and humane to one another >here's why my suicide is their fault
What a piece of shit. It's depression talking, the story makes no sense, but that just goes to show most evil is weakness.
i don't remember this one.
i liked the one where the dad was going on about how much of a dissapointment his son was on his death bed but he was demented and didn't realise it was his son he was speaking to.
I can kinda see in the eyes a little bit at least, he also has kind of similar eyes to Ben Afleck lol which maybe makes a little bit of sense because all 3 are from the north-east US.
>all this cope against the post-modern philosopher chad >not one of them has so much as glanced at his works >they then turn around and proceed to cry about how they waste all their time on an image board and watching crap tv >the very things he earned against before they became a massive and irreplaceable part of our society
If you come out with any argument about anything, and then you kill yourself, people should only infer that you were doing something wrong, and that whatever points you may have made, that's where they led, so it's not only not worth engaging with your ideas, rather they should actively be avoided as proven mind-poison. So nobody should even be debating them. Just erase this embarrassing cunt from all cultural memory. He never existed
no see that logic comes directly from the retarded assumption that >everyone has the same situation >everything is basically equal >your life is as hard as mine
truth is of course that some people are playing candyland while other people are playing 50 chess games at the same time and if they make one mistake they die
don't know how someone can appreciate films and not get the most basic concept which is >shit varies quite a bit >people vary quite a bit
well if this is the case who was he to get up and give speeches saying this is how you should look at life? I'm saying his way of seeing things killed him and you're saying no, his internal situation was totally different to yours and unique - so you're just changing it from him having poison views to inapplicable/pointless to listen to ones
No it isn't. It's exactly the kind of tedious postmodern metanarrative he supposedly hated. It's massively overwritten to the point where it crushes almost all the joy out of the book, and that's the point; the narrator is supposed to be the kind of postmodern pseud who is completely crushed by his lack of sincerity that he'll never produce anything worthwhile (you know, like your average Cinemaphile poster). It's interesting, but an absolute slog to read, and frankly you could just listen to some DFW interviews, get the point and not have to engage with 900 pages (plus footnotes) of absolute shit.
Then read his short stories and articles because done of them are actually good.
>How can you debunk something that never existed?
the fact that you dont like him doesnt mean he isnt one of the most influential comedians of the 21st century
is there a term for this kind of democrat/liberal who likes to pretend they are an edgy outsider while being firmly within the establishment? they seem to kill themselves a lot, i guess because deep down they know how phony they are
You can like or dislike Bourdain but he wasn't a phony, he actually did all the shit he's talking about and made a life and career out of going to weird, different places. What specifically is phony about what he's saying there? Or are you just trying really hard to fit in?
It's vogue to hate on him on here because of the meme about him ripping on white people, that and the fact that he was a hypocrite regarding his deranged pedo girlfriend while also abandoning his kid both via leaving his family and also through suicide. I love No Reservations but it's undeniable that Bourdain had some serious mental issues, probably from years of drug use and burnout. Also checked.
This. I gotta him props. He came from a rich well-to-do liberal family and decided to spend most of his adult life in sweaty kitchens shoulder to shoulder with minorities, lowlifes, and drug dealers. He definitely walked the walk.
And, at least later in his career, despite his flowery journo manner of speaking, he was very anti-pretentious when it came to food. He didn't give a fuck if it came out of a Michelin star kitchen or a grease trap, he would eat it.
>walked the walk
I remember the first time watching Bourdain's show and thinking he looked like the most relaxed guy ever. That sort of calm comes from an ironclad familial safety net. It's easy to slum it when you know you can just go back to your parents mansion whenever you want. He was an insufferable douche in many other ways typical of wealthy establishment liberals.
Nothing he did was edgy. Oh wow he did coke and pretended Chinese gutter oil was better than French cuisine. Oh wow did you also know that he had bad ass tattoos? Such a rebel.
Even if these are spread over several years, it's still pathetic
That said, something in the back of my mind agrees with his underlying gripe that an artist canonized by suicide has made everything worse for everyone, especially themselves, in exchange for hysterical praise from every corner of society.
DFW may be dead but he still lives rent free inside this guy's head
What if it were Bukowski or Hemingway and their cults he was criticizing? Would you homosexuals still clutch your pearls? DFW assumed a moral and artistic high ground, why should death make him beyond reproach?
>life is good when you distract yourself with temporary vices and pleasures
this is literally cope and no better than saying >just drink and do drugs to enjoy life
This kind of mindset is just socially acceptable hedonism
>Eating fast food in countries where the people sound funny is the meaning of life and is totally a substitute for having a real personality >Now if you'll excuse me I have to hang myself immediately
You'll know them by their fruits, as they say.
>tip your server
glad this homosexual amerimutt is dead, Canadian celebrity chefs are infinitely better than goyslop american because they still have touch with their ethnic roots to the greatest cooking culture of all time (french)
It's hypocritical, really. Just lying to himself. Sylvia plath and DFW made the same mistakes, always thinking they could be superior intellectually to their own bodies and minds. You can't outrun the truth, you simply have to accept it for what it is.
Tim and DFW are both very hit and miss pretentious white guys from the midwest Tim just produced so much more mostly shitty stuff but there is gold in On Cinema
>JOI and his dad in the garage
It's been years since I read it. Is that the chapter where James goes on and on about Marlon Brando? Or is it them trying to fix the upholstery on the mattress?
One of those may have been of Hal as a child? Great book with fun wordplay and probably the longest sentences and paragraphs I've ever read.
Intellect creates intellectual blind spots, unshakeable false assumptions, and elaborate justification for foolish acts. You might not call it intellectual failure in someone with 160 IQ, but the fact is a child could've known better, or more pertinently a group of people operating with mutual respect. No man is an island, even if he towers over others.
>being smug and dismantling things is pointless if you don’t suggest something else >my suggestion is that people as a whole stop striving to be smug and sarcastic and try to be sincere >”so what’s YOUR SUGGESTION?! What a fake homosexual lol.”
Pottery
before i judge and by that i mean labeling this fag ive never heard of, an absolute homosexual. i ask, did he ever get any bitches? any hot bitches? becasue if not then what the fuck does anyone care? any modern american writers only goal is to use their gay ass vocabularey and liberal cock bent to weasel their way into pussy out of their league. so i ask again did this homosexual achieve his goal or (i dont know the details) blow his brains out because he was SO deep that the only girls he could get was orientals?
>Set in an addicts' halfway house and a tennis academy, and featuring the most endearingly screwed-up family to come along in recent fiction, Infinite Jest explores essential questions about what entertainment is and why it has come to so dominate our lives; about how our desire for entertainment affects our need to ...
This sounds fucking gay
>oh nooo, I fucked with my meds and now they don't le work >better off myself
I'm starting to think geniuses need adult day care like the nonfunctionally retarded.
>white >American >wealthy >elite genetics >150 IQ >6'2 (the ideal height) >full head of hair >ambitious and socially successful
He was the site of power too great for his frame. He died in an attempt to be more than human, he grabbed a fistful of causality and tried to tear it open. His human fate was not equal to the task. A being of legend remains, free to wander and be greater than the man, but living people have unique capabilities. Any time we lose one to the other side, death gets stronger and we look smaller in comparison. DFW types and society are both homosexual degenerates for letting it happen.
Franzen read the suicide note and alluded to how pathetic it was. He killed himself to hurt his wife basically. People who commit suicide to hurt others are passive aggressive losers with codependence issues. He could have dumped her and banged more students and he'd be alive now.
>I'm so fucking smart man, everyone else is like insect to me >wtf I'm sad? why didn't my superior mind prevent thi-AACK
If only he were a little dumber
Too many dead spirits walking around the white world, too many layers of power and design. The thing about believing in God is somebody always has your back, white people fight alone against death. Great filter soon?
it's kinda amusing that people on Cinemaphile, of all boards, are accusing DFW for being dishonest or phony or whatever when hollywood as an industry is entirely built on convincing the viewer that the person on screen is not an actor but a real person
Everyone except for autists know that Hollywood isn't real. If you think Hollywood is playing a joke on you by trying to convince you that Godzilla or a Harry Potter is real, then I've got bad news... you're retarded.
This was a good read. I like how he's so utterly dismissive of the 9/11 broadcast and Bush as if you couldn't possibly take their version of events seriously.
A year is more than enough time to make an impact on history. Jesus was only "in" for three. Still, if I acknowledge the power DFW had, I must hold him accountable.
Objection
>caring about things is...le bad
Was Wallace telling us to care about things?
What's the connection between these two, I don't get it
probably something about Gen-Xers, irony, obsession with being cool and having the right opinions, etc.
Approach the bench?
doesnt the fact that youre on a tv/film board kind of make you a retard too?
It makes him a horny gay retard
>99% of the discussion around his life’s achievement is either ironic love or hatred
LMAO
>that ending
Still fucks me up. Relatable as hell
>For two generations, my family did everything in their power to be loving and humane to one another
>here's why my suicide is their fault
What a piece of shit. It's depression talking, the story makes no sense, but that just goes to show most evil is weakness.
>most evil is weakness
Good movie on that is Crumb (1995)
thanks for the reply, will definitely watch this now
I want that nine minutes of my life back.
haha suck it jerk!
i don't remember this one.
i liked the one where the dad was going on about how much of a dissapointment his son was on his death bed but he was demented and didn't realise it was his son he was speaking to.
>yo im so smart im sad all the time
I thought David Foster Wallace was a character from Lost for almost a decade
WAAAAALT
Nice headcannon, frog
Who the fuck are Tim Heidecker and David Foster Wallace
Some white dudes.
elite Redditor chads
Lurk more
killing yourself without killing other people too is the most cucked way to die
This is the most fucking glowing remark I have ever heard, go suck off a israelites schnoz
David Foster wallace as vehimently against any form of visual medium. yall are retards.
>"yall" are retards
Ok chimpanboon
>tim heidecker
Sounds like a peadophile, are we supposed to know who this is or what the thread is even about?
Most of us do. You should go back.
Mac from it's always sunny lookin ass
based faceblind autist
I can kinda see in the eyes a little bit at least, he also has kind of similar eyes to Ben Afleck lol which maybe makes a little bit of sense because all 3 are from the north-east US.
*debunks his own life*
why do you think the bandana? to hide his big old brain?
I imagine it was a self-consciously signature thing for him. Like, "I'll be the literary genius who wears a bandana"
>"I'll be the literary genius who wears a bandana"
It literally was this unrironically ... boy, were his publishers happy with that decision.
This
. Just a gay affectation nothing more.
Because he sweated uncontrollably
I can't take anyone seriously who wears that shit on their head.
looks like a David Cross character
This man has got so much college art hoe pussy there's simply none left for us
Wow he looks really urban street here. A hip-hoppy thing, it's amazing.
I unironically disregard the work of anyone who kills themselves
His drip was pathetic
zoomers would spend $700 to recreate that look, fr fr
straight outta pills
>all this cope against the post-modern philosopher chad
>not one of them has so much as glanced at his works
>they then turn around and proceed to cry about how they waste all their time on an image board and watching crap tv
>the very things he earned against before they became a massive and irreplaceable part of our society
>I AM SILLY!
>post-modern philosopher
he wishes
He's got a pen just in case he has to write something because he is a writer.
*debunks college student's vaginas*
You just know
he really was a handsome devil
Remember that time he fucked his students and threatened a pregnant lady with a gun? Classic quirky DFW
>Remember that time he fucked his students
SHE WAS 22 YEARS OLD AND A SENIOR IN COLLEGE YOU SICK FUCK
and you could too if you could write some funny essays but you cant
*debunks his own legacy by threatening to kill the husband of some woman he had a crush on*
that alone probably earned him more deranged white pussy than his entire literary and educational career
Gen Xers are the gayest generation by far. Fuck them. Even literal zipper tits zoomies are more based.
He's 1962 late boomer, X started in 64.
If you come out with any argument about anything, and then you kill yourself, people should only infer that you were doing something wrong, and that whatever points you may have made, that's where they led, so it's not only not worth engaging with your ideas, rather they should actively be avoided as proven mind-poison. So nobody should even be debating them. Just erase this embarrassing cunt from all cultural memory. He never existed
Too bad a lot of people know about this guy and respect him and nobody knows who you are or will ever care.
wtf, I love Meghan Markle now
no see that logic comes directly from the retarded assumption that
>everyone has the same situation
>everything is basically equal
>your life is as hard as mine
truth is of course that some people are playing candyland while other people are playing 50 chess games at the same time and if they make one mistake they die
don't know how someone can appreciate films and not get the most basic concept which is
>shit varies quite a bit
>people vary quite a bit
well if this is the case who was he to get up and give speeches saying this is how you should look at life? I'm saying his way of seeing things killed him and you're saying no, his internal situation was totally different to yours and unique - so you're just changing it from him having poison views to inapplicable/pointless to listen to ones
Situations can be external as well you fucking moron.
right cause DFW had a hard life
educated parents, chad in school, endless pussy, money, fame
>talks about sincerity
>writes THE insincere, cynical, sarcastic, post-modern trash book
>kills self
a visionary, a genius
Have you even read the book? It's achingly sincere.
No it isn't. It's exactly the kind of tedious postmodern metanarrative he supposedly hated. It's massively overwritten to the point where it crushes almost all the joy out of the book, and that's the point; the narrator is supposed to be the kind of postmodern pseud who is completely crushed by his lack of sincerity that he'll never produce anything worthwhile (you know, like your average Cinemaphile poster). It's interesting, but an absolute slog to read, and frankly you could just listen to some DFW interviews, get the point and not have to engage with 900 pages (plus footnotes) of absolute shit.
Then read his short stories and articles because done of them are actually good.
>tim heidecker's career
How can you debunk something that never existed?
Good one, Sam
>How can you debunk something that never existed?
the fact that you dont like him doesnt mean he isnt one of the most influential comedians of the 21st century
>one of the most influential comedians of the 21st century
You're reaching big time, kiddo.
What would they say to each other?
They'd probably have sex then commit suicide together
ACK
>tip your server
no thank you
Bourdain would find him too autistic.
is there a term for this kind of democrat/liberal who likes to pretend they are an edgy outsider while being firmly within the establishment? they seem to kill themselves a lot, i guess because deep down they know how phony they are
You can like or dislike Bourdain but he wasn't a phony, he actually did all the shit he's talking about and made a life and career out of going to weird, different places. What specifically is phony about what he's saying there? Or are you just trying really hard to fit in?
It's vogue to hate on him on here because of the meme about him ripping on white people, that and the fact that he was a hypocrite regarding his deranged pedo girlfriend while also abandoning his kid both via leaving his family and also through suicide. I love No Reservations but it's undeniable that Bourdain had some serious mental issues, probably from years of drug use and burnout. Also checked.
This. I gotta him props. He came from a rich well-to-do liberal family and decided to spend most of his adult life in sweaty kitchens shoulder to shoulder with minorities, lowlifes, and drug dealers. He definitely walked the walk.
And, at least later in his career, despite his flowery journo manner of speaking, he was very anti-pretentious when it came to food. He didn't give a fuck if it came out of a Michelin star kitchen or a grease trap, he would eat it.
>walked the walk
I remember the first time watching Bourdain's show and thinking he looked like the most relaxed guy ever. That sort of calm comes from an ironclad familial safety net. It's easy to slum it when you know you can just go back to your parents mansion whenever you want. He was an insufferable douche in many other ways typical of wealthy establishment liberals.
He died with 2M in the bank. How's that wealthy?
Nothing he did was edgy. Oh wow he did coke and pretended Chinese gutter oil was better than French cuisine. Oh wow did you also know that he had bad ass tattoos? Such a rebel.
>he wasn't a phony
yes he was you homosexual
Not specifically but poser is probably the closest. Bourdain wasn't a poser though
>check in on your loved ones fucking 14 year old boys and journalists
Just fuck up a shark with a harpoon
Ellis and Fieri chads, we made it. Wallace and Bourdain cucks beyond suicide watch.
Even if these are spread over several years, it's still pathetic
That said, something in the back of my mind agrees with his underlying gripe that an artist canonized by suicide has made everything worse for everyone, especially themselves, in exchange for hysterical praise from every corner of society.
Wallace attacked Ellis, it was fair game.
talking about a dead man who can’t defend himself, how cool
What if it were Bukowski or Hemingway and their cults he was criticizing? Would you homosexuals still clutch your pearls? DFW assumed a moral and artistic high ground, why should death make him beyond reproach?
DFW may be dead but he still lives rent free inside this guy's head
I don't really enjoy eating out, ordering mcdonalds to eat in my house while smoking weed is somehow more pleasurable
>have a negroni
piece of shit im glad he's dead
this reads like that joss whedon quote that i also hate
Why should I do any of these things? It can't be "to make yourself happy :3" because the guy fucked up his life by doing that stuff and killed himself
If you followed this advice you'd end up being 300lbs.
If you followed that advice you'd end up leaving your family, chasing fame, then regret it all and kill yourself over a literal roastie whore
>life is good when you distract yourself with temporary vices and pleasures
this is literally cope and no better than saying
>just drink and do drugs to enjoy life
This kind of mindset is just socially acceptable hedonism
>Eating fast food in countries where the people sound funny is the meaning of life and is totally a substitute for having a real personality
>Now if you'll excuse me I have to hang myself immediately
You'll know them by their fruits, as they say.
>tip your server
glad this homosexual amerimutt is dead, Canadian celebrity chefs are infinitely better than goyslop american because they still have touch with their ethnic roots to the greatest cooking culture of all time (french)
Jamie post the, I don't think of you at all Don Draper meme
>aint life grand
>hey lets kill oursleves lol
This homosexual really thought food was magic
He was more successful than you or anyone in your family or anyone you'll ever know will ever be tho?
No he wasn't
While our /guy/ goes out and proves it. Maybe this is a good dfw analogy, sincerity can thrive bros
all of this sounds like perfectly healthy advice. why so much seethe, Cinemaphile? is it because he said bad things about orange man?
his suicide was fairly embarrassing, the rest is hindsight
It's hypocritical, really. Just lying to himself. Sylvia plath and DFW made the same mistakes, always thinking they could be superior intellectually to their own bodies and minds. You can't outrun the truth, you simply have to accept it for what it is.
Asia Argento had plenty of negroni's.
Tim wishes he were half as talented DFW's farts.
Yet who is still alive? Checkmate.
Tim and DFW are both very hit and miss pretentious white guys from the midwest Tim just produced so much more mostly shitty stuff but there is gold in On Cinema
What a weird comparison. They are nothing alike. That said, you are right about on cinema. Some of the funniest media of the last decade
5. The ebonics chapter
4. The Eschaton game
3. Steeply's the M*A*S*H anectode
2. Any wise counsel from Lyle
1. Mario's Puppet Show
JOI and his dad in the garage.
AND Tennis and the Feral Prodigy chapters were what made the book click for me.
>JOI and his dad in the garage
It's been years since I read it. Is that the chapter where James goes on and on about Marlon Brando? Or is it them trying to fix the upholstery on the mattress?
One of those may have been of Hal as a child? Great book with fun wordplay and probably the longest sentences and paragraphs I've ever read.
this reads like a Cinemaphile post
that's cuz it was made by Cinemaphile
thanks anon. good pasta
yeah it's a very good one and had me fooled until I tried to look it up
“Who can discuss Camus earnestly” …more cringe than anything Tim Heidecker has ever done
Did they ever find out how many layers of irony Tim was hiding behind?
Nick Fuentes and Sam Hyde punched through that one paper thin layer pretty easily.
Transitioning could have saved her
This guy and Ted K were both fucking idiots in their own way. Most people are, but their intelligence insulated them from anyone who could help.
Wow theyre just like me fr
The total inability to adapt to your surroundings is a failure, but not really an intellectual one.
Intellect creates intellectual blind spots, unshakeable false assumptions, and elaborate justification for foolish acts. You might not call it intellectual failure in someone with 160 IQ, but the fact is a child could've known better, or more pertinently a group of people operating with mutual respect. No man is an island, even if he towers over others.
What a homosexual
>boohoo we tore down civilization, there is nothing left to ruin
Moron.
so what is his suggestion?
I'm about to send that image to one of my mentors and ask her the same question
esoteric Hitlerism
>being smug and dismantling things is pointless if you don’t suggest something else
>my suggestion is that people as a whole stop striving to be smug and sarcastic and try to be sincere
>”so what’s YOUR SUGGESTION?! What a fake homosexual lol.”
Pottery
before i judge and by that i mean labeling this fag ive never heard of, an absolute homosexual. i ask, did he ever get any bitches? any hot bitches? becasue if not then what the fuck does anyone care? any modern american writers only goal is to use their gay ass vocabularey and liberal cock bent to weasel their way into pussy out of their league. so i ask again did this homosexual achieve his goal or (i dont know the details) blow his brains out because he was SO deep that the only girls he could get was orientals?
famously and controversially yes
for me it’s A Supposedly Fun Thing i'll Never do Again
>He doesn't love DFW and Tim Heidecker
It's like Cinemaphile isn't even populated by white men in the 110-130 IQ range any more.
On Cinema and Infinite Jest are two of the greatest works of fiction of all time.
Agreed, brother.
That's because mine is 147
then why are your posts so unmemorable?
Infinite Jest was trash
I'd rather be reading late 19th century british realism than that
not reading the thread but his charlie rose interviews were comfy. he watched a lot of tv he was just like us
>*mogs dfw with his erudite autismo level knowledge of ww2*
Nothing personnel bro
>KYS himself
Coward.
>Set in an addicts' halfway house and a tennis academy, and featuring the most endearingly screwed-up family to come along in recent fiction, Infinite Jest explores essential questions about what entertainment is and why it has come to so dominate our lives; about how our desire for entertainment affects our need to ...
This sounds fucking gay
Don't forget the paraplegic assassin squad
>oh nooo, I fucked with my meds and now they don't le work
>better off myself
I'm starting to think geniuses need adult day care like the nonfunctionally retarded.
Imagine being white and committing suicide. you’re already living life on easy mode lmaoo
>white
>American
>wealthy
>elite genetics
>150 IQ
>6'2 (the ideal height)
>full head of hair
>ambitious and socially successful
He was the site of power too great for his frame. He died in an attempt to be more than human, he grabbed a fistful of causality and tried to tear it open. His human fate was not equal to the task. A being of legend remains, free to wander and be greater than the man, but living people have unique capabilities. Any time we lose one to the other side, death gets stronger and we look smaller in comparison. DFW types and society are both homosexual degenerates for letting it happen.
bandana kino
Infinite jest is the worst kind of schlock I have ever read.
this is one of the most beautiful short stories ive ever read. I sometimes listen to this story with this in the background on loop
>I am the better writer and you know it
wish we could read his suicide note, i feel like it might be one of the most profound things he'd ever written
Franzen read the suicide note and alluded to how pathetic it was. He killed himself to hurt his wife basically. People who commit suicide to hurt others are passive aggressive losers with codependence issues. He could have dumped her and banged more students and he'd be alive now.
>I'm so fucking smart man, everyone else is like insect to me
>wtf I'm sad? why didn't my superior mind prevent thi-AACK
If only he were a little dumber
look at the suicide rate in europe. now look at the suicide rate in africa
Too many dead spirits walking around the white world, too many layers of power and design. The thing about believing in God is somebody always has your back, white people fight alone against death. Great filter soon?
did he tart into Donna Tartt?
it's kinda amusing that people on Cinemaphile, of all boards, are accusing DFW for being dishonest or phony or whatever when hollywood as an industry is entirely built on convincing the viewer that the person on screen is not an actor but a real person
and yet it's a more precise representation than a game of telephone played in print, shedding meaning in translation on both ends.
Everyone except for autists know that Hollywood isn't real. If you think Hollywood is playing a joke on you by trying to convince you that Godzilla or a Harry Potter is real, then I've got bad news... you're retarded.
>He didn't feel anything when K died in Blade Runner 2049
soulless swarthoid
You can feel something without believing it.
realism has been the singular milestone that mainstream hollywood has been trying to achieve since its inception
At best they take a leisurely route. It's more accurate to say film tech tries to achieve realism.
His books sucked but his journalistic articles talking about shit like cruise ships or porn conventions were entertaining.
His 9/11 short story was kino. The man himself was the high water mark of late 90s/ early 00s writing
>His 9/11 short story
title?
The view from mrs. thompson's
This was a good read. I like how he's so utterly dismissive of the 9/11 broadcast and Bush as if you couldn't possibly take their version of events seriously.
He can't think, he can't write.
There's
NO
DISCERNABLE
TALENT
If he was alive the left would have cancelled him and Cinemaphile would love him because you fags are a bunch of contrarians
Nothing wrong with him except his manchild inability to manage depression, leading to suicide
so yeah
>People who have issues deserve to be derided and mocked after death
>capeshitter
>does not value life
tell me how i know you are brown
settle down honky
He wasn't people. He was a great knight. Dying young is unacceptable, and what he did is answerable to eternity you ape
it is cruel beyond words to deny a man his humanity
True. That's why I'm a coomer drug addict, it would be wrong to stop me.
>it's humane to chop your [airway] off
It's more clear cut when someone else murders a literary genius, but the perpetrator is only part of the crime. A leader is still dead.
damn right. I'll slap the shit out of you if you start talking about exit bags, dad
says some worthless online nagger making nothing of himself
DFW made stuff
A year is more than enough time to make an impact on history. Jesus was only "in" for three. Still, if I acknowledge the power DFW had, I must hold him accountable.
Nah bro you're just an underage edgelord
Did I post in this thread already and let you all know that infinite jest is the worst schlock ever written?
DFW spent his whole life as a serious antisocial and when he finally realized how intolerable to be around he was he KHS
How do you get so far up your own ass that you cant enjoy anything anymore?