Foods from movies you want to eat.
Bonus points if anyone guesses what movie it's from
Hard mode: No Studio Ghibli food
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Delicious food in movies
Foods from movies you want to eat.
Bonus points if anyone guesses what movie it's from
Hard mode: No Studio Ghibli food
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>Hard mode: No Studio Ghibli food
So then...just normal mode?
No, it means none of this obvious nonsense.
Ugh. Disgusting.
Eggs and some carpet?
Ayyo, lookat muh boi
Is this the same guy that makes videos of himself cooking gourmet meals in hotel bathrooms?
I don't know about gourmet, but he's definitely cooking in hotels.
Oh yep, this is the video I've seen. Absolutely repulsive. I piss in those hotel sinks.
based sink pisser. its just easier than the toilet
>pours oil down the sink
The "lol" ruins it. 2nd gen meme poseur
It actually makes it even more funny. Reminds me of when memes weren't solely designed to psychologically damage you.
Secondary as frick. Back to your discord, newbie.
You're trying too hard to fit in.
>discord newbie rushes to his memo
Which link did you tap on your phone to get to Cinemaphile?
You're working yourself up for nothing.
>desperately trying to deflect
You got outed as a secondary because you post secondary memes and can't hang with bantz, lol
You'll never fit in, discord.
You're still trying too hard.
No. the "lol" ruins it. You don't laugh at your own joke. And saying "lol" sometimes comes off as you being tilted in a weird way.
>The "lol" ruins
lol
>touched a nerve
Yup, it's a secondary.
>he's still going
>secondary outed and can't stop
kek pathological
this is what happens when the ego takes over, he literally can't stop now
You're working yourself up again.
>he's still mad hours later
haha
secondary enraged he'll never fit in
Still trying to hard to fit in.
how about pour oil in a tea cup and freeze it?
then you can re-use it or throw it away
Jesus Christ it's not even cooked
>oil set to 350°
yea right
>Screw hygiene and all that queer shit buddy
>I cook in a damn trash can, by God
It's for views and he's smart for doing it. It just triggers the frick out of me because I used to work with suburban rednecks who could not survive a day in the woods without eating each other. But think wearing camo makes them cool and not moronic babies.
If you ever listened to Cecil and Tom on their movie podcast, one of them said the only concept they're against is anti-intellectualism. Anything that says "do stuff the dumb way" is wrong to them. That always stuck with me. I think about it watching that video.
>oil right down the hotel bathroom sink
Not my problem
I'm honestly impressed that the sink could withstand 3 lbs chicken being fricking chucked into it
The American cuisine is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
I saw one of this guys videos that had a part where he used the tank in the back of the toilet to cook something with a water heater. Does anyone have it?
No, that's the other autistic fat tiktoker who cooks disgusting food in hotel bathrooms.
>video of guy cooking in hotel bathroom
>HUURRR IS THIS THE SAME GUY THAT COOKS IN HOTEL BATHROOMS?!?
have a nice day you stupid fricking Black person.
supremely based
What is that flat hot thing he always uses? I don't travel much.
Americans cuisine. This is how they make it in restaurants over there.
>Flushes the onion peels
>Pours oil down the drain in another video
This guy is "not my problem" personified.
American cheese is more plastic than cheese
American cheese is just lab-grown cheese. It's still a fermented emulsion of milk solids and water. The fact that it didn't sit in a warehouse for seven years "aging" doesn't matter.
>putting "aging" in quotes
Sterile zoomer moron who's going to die from immune system dysfunction in his 30s
homie I'm 39, I'm not dying, my immune system is tough unlike you zoomoids who die from the coof.
Uh huh, zoomzoom. You're terrified of the idea of aging food.
>OHHH MY GODD YOU LEFT THAT FRICKING FOOD OUT WHAT IF I GET SIIIICK
You don't even comprehend the concept, and you have the gall to act like you understand anything about nutrition. You're fricked in the head, my dude.
>You're fricked in the head, my dude.
not him but you come off as unhinged because you just sperged out over nothing
>says a moron who's terrified of a piece of cheese
Uh huh. Adjust your priorities, my man.
The most incredible part about this, to me, is that you took this the entire wrong way. The guy you initially replied to was advocating for the cheese, not against it. You fricked up the reading comprehension so badly and then took it to some other extreme.
>terrified of real food
>nooouoooO you can't "age" cheese! look how i put it in scary quotes to make it seem like a meme!
You're utterly moronic. I'll pray for you.
it's just normal dairy product with a miniscule amount of sodium citrate. Cope more trannies there is no plastic, only dairy in american cheese. It's perfectly acceptable as food.
>posts a fake screenshot
>pretends to be le heckin right
If that cheese on the right was actually cooked for 10 minutes, it would be melted all-the-frick-over that bread. I know, I have some in my fridge right now. You're an idiot.
American cheese is the best cheese for a burger because it melts without splitting
Wow, what a great experiment, obviously identical conditions there.
Are you stupid or something? You can make your own american cheese with baking soda and lime in a pan. It's cheese that melts better.
Folks disregard what this anon is saying. American cheese is real cheese and you should eat as much of it as you can!
the one thing american cheese does correctly is melt, what is the point of this obviously fake image
someone made that burger eaten in that scene and i want to know who did and what was on it exactly
All I can tell you from the scene is that it has lettuce, cheese, and a shitton of ketchup on it. So basically, my perfect burger.
Why do they eat so loud in movies?
so that you can hear them of course
>FINGER OF GOD BROS
I recently bought an iron skillet because of this scene.
>mfw no steak and egg from grandma meal for me
I feel like this would improve the taste of the eggs and worsen the taste of the steak. Why wouldn't you just do the steak first and then cook the eggs in the rendered fat and juices?
Hey, dipshit, she was already cooking the steak when she added the eggs. The steak was already there. She added the eggs at the last second. I do the same thing with instant ramen and an egg.
Forgive me, I thought that any sane person would understand that I meant that one would remove the steak before adding the eggs. The steak needs to sit a few minutes anyways, and you wouldn't want to get yolk on it.
>you wouldn't want to get yolk on it
I'm struggling to think of a food item that wouldn't benefit from some runny egg yolks. Do you just not appreciate eggs? Your amphibian ancestors are frowning down at you.
Get a load of this guy. He's never storm chased before.
The heat of the egg cooks the steak
>steak on the left: perfect
>steak on the right: ruined
>sweaty unseared steak
fricked up bad
>eggs with steak
No wonder americans die of heart disease at 30.
Steak n eggs is a popular breakfast down South. Wait until you hear about biscuits and gravy. My favorite breakfast food.
Fricking anemic American gravy. It's supposed to be a rich, thick beef stock, not that lumpy milk sauce.
It's not a "lumpy milk sauce" you islander swine, it's a flour roux with spiced pork sausage ladled over what you'd call a "scone". Get it right, moron.
You know there is more than one type of gravy right?
Yes, proper gravy made almost entirely of stock and that shitty cream sauce America calls gravy.
hollandaise sauce
mushroom gravy
chicken gravy
Thats just off the top of my head. Try eating something other than chick'n nuggies you uncultured swine.
>hollandaise sauce
How the frick is that a gravy?
egg gravy
he's probably thinking of bernaise sauce, which is used like gravy
Literally one of the healthiest meals you can consume
If you don't know what this is from I can't help you. Gain some media literacy.
Why wasn't the pan hot? She pulled it out of the machine bare handed just fine
It didn't heat the pizza, it rehydrated it. The pan would be wet, if anything.
It was a different time forward then.
Backward now
I love green beans
Those are green pepper slices but now that you mention it I don't think I'd mind some green beans on pizza, sounds ok to me. If anchovies are allowed on pizza, so should green beans.
That doesn't look appetizing at all. Literally looks like a prop pizza, because it is. TMNT II Secret of the Ooze had actually good looking pizza.
Such a classic.
Frick I want a slice now..goddamn you
For me it's a thick crust from Marco's Pizza with pepperoni, black olives, extra cheese, and doused in Frank's Red Hot.
this makes me want to visit new york. looks comfy but i'm guessing it's nothing like this now.
It wasn't even like that in the 80s. Every film shot in that city during that time was paid to shill living there as being "adventurous" at the very least.
The Bronx is the plague!
The things movies rarely get right is how busy Manhattan is. It does not matter what time of day it is, noon or 3am, Time's Square is completely packed with people. Every road is like a parking lot and every sidewalk is a constant stream of people all the way across.
That said, it's a great place to visit if you're just there to take in 'New York' for a couple days. As long as you're immune to grifters and beggars and do not go to the Bronx (yes it is still a shithole, anyone telling you otherwise is a Black person apologist) you'll be fine. I'd never in a million years want to live there though, I think the only people left living on the island are insanely rich or have decided to live at a subsistence level, with barely enough to buy food by the end of the month.
Fatass thread
I'm 130 pounds. I have Crohn's Disease. I eat one meal every two days on average. But I can still appreciate a good movie food. Sounds like you're a seething gymcel.
hmm
>cheese
This reminds me of a greasy spoon cafe that used to be at my local train station. They did Sausage egg and bacon baguettes that were insanely nice.
This the thread?
I once saw a girl pour boiling water into a bag of mashed potatoes, shake it up, and then slurp the potatoes out of the bag. My dick turned into diamond.
...what?
surely you mean that she put the potato bag into the boiling water
No, she took one of those bags of instant mashed potatoes you're supposed to dump in a pot, instead she poured water into the bag and shook it up and ate it that way. I was shocked but intrigued.
Wow that is hot. Did she swig it all in one gulp?
Nah she kinda squeezed it out like toothpaste and slurped it out of the packet. I almost jizzed in my pants.
when I was a baby my parents fed me like this. instead of making baby food they just chewed the regular one and poured it into my mouth. kinda like how birds do it. obviously I don't remember anything of it but that's what they told me.
This is why I support trans athletes in women's sports
The way she handles that lemon is...it's practically sexual assault.
You can't put the movie in your filename, else everyone will be able to guess where it's from dummy
why do people keep posting this? the bun looks like from the supermarket and the patty looks like a frozen dry one and that's too much ketchup
>that's too much ketchup
How's life in Europe? Going ok?
me on the right
webms you can hear
What the frick is that?
The closest I can find is the Eye-talian dish "timballo", which is like a lasagna but with fish and eggs and whatever in the layers. I think it's that.
I like the idea behind this thread but am disapointed by it's content thus far. This should be an easy one. captcha: y onions
I always thought the disorganized, cluttered, inefficient nature of this table spread would've drove Chuck insane.
Very neat.
I wish I could try the meal that Nicolas Cage makes at the end of Pig
/thread
Oh my gosh is that INDIAN FOOD???
Shawarma is Middle-Eastern food
Batman Begins
perfect looking cream of zucchine
I thought it was a cucumber.
Ahh, chili and seabass, my favorite
It's chilled sea bass!
master class
soul
the GOAT. if you don't know what this is then you shouldn't be posting in this thread.
Eat Pray Love
The giant pot o' beans from Denice the Menace
Just a cuppa joe for me, thanks.
>richly colored liquids decanted into crystal bottles
I can't get over it, every time I see this in a movie I want to drink it so much
I don't keep liquor in the house (because I'm an alcoholic), but I have always wanted to have some whiskey or scotch decanted into a crystal decanter just in my living room. Funny thing is that people don't actually do that, it was just to not have labels visible on tv but now we see it as something cool.
The food in Hook once he starts using his imagination always got me. Also that giant leg of meat Schmee slurps on before Hook tries to kill himself lol
Wypipo when you season dem food
All without artificial sweeteners and hydrogenated oil.
That ice cream they are eating is better than anything you can buy at the store now.
All in an untouched microplasticless world. Good God.
All these men fighting for the destruction of the world they lived in and loved.
Hey, maybe they all really just wanted their brown grandkids to get gay married.
The Old 96er from the Great Outdoors
Fantastic scene.
>dry aged
lol never noticed that before, a 96oz fry aged steak is near impossible
no beans webm?
The dogshit the troony eats in Pink Flamingos.
*No just kidding, but this is passed off as art.
Any good foods from The Acolyte? Now streaming BTW yum yum
jawa juice from Dex dinner on Coruscant
"Nothing like a tall cup of Jawa Juice. Where's that waitress gone?"
God what a trainwreck of a movie.
This scene from the barney movie always made me hungry as a kid, plus i just thought it was fascinating seeing someone cook a meal while driving a car