>derails potentially the greatest franchise of all time

>derails potentially the greatest franchise of all time

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How long will it be before we see three white faces on a movie poster again?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bongs
      >white

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what an odd connection to make
        do explain the leaps of logic you automatically made to arrive at this seethe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s crazy how fast the white world came to end in 2015. It was literally one year and the entire illusion of a white homogenic western culture was gone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the wypepo voted in trump
        this angered the real powers that control the media
        wypepo gots ta go; no more trump, no more occupy wall street, just nice dumb easily manupulated brown people

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There was also the great migration crisis of 2015 in europe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      probably never, at least not in our lifetimes. people dont understand that we're at the end of real civilization, and an 85 IQ zombie civilization will soon take its place, from which no recovery is possible. it is quiet literally over.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ...by being the best that can never be topped so all look bad in comparison afterwards.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They killed the homely feel of the first two movies to style it like some cheap teenage cash grab.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Name a teenage cashgrab from the same year as PoA or before with the same aesthetic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You do understand that stories eventually have to goes somewhere right? Kids grow up, the bad guys get serious, the dark lord returns and starts doing evil things. A story that stays the same forever is not a story worth telling. Stop being a simpleton.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No i mean they literally made the sctors wear muggle clothes instead of robes like in the books ect. They changed the whole feel and style.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like shit got real in Chamber of Secrets, yet it was still comfy and magical. Azkaban was practically a black and white movie. Everything had a grey hue. All the spell effects were white. You just know he read one description of a dementor and he's so far up his own ass he thought he needed to personally suck the soul out of the series.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Hermione looking at Harry and not Ron?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because cuaron being and actual kinographer, visionary and creative unlike the british terfy fraud realized that hermione ending up with harry is not trite or tacky but the logical conclusion of chivalric romance novel

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The intro scene was comfy af, I stil fantasize about a 2day train travel in a private cabin through the winter tundra and dark forests with my qt know-it-all classmate

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >only watchable film on its own along with the first one
    >worst film in the series by being the best film in the series

    prisoner of azkaban felt like one of those episodes in sitcoms or star trek where they would do a period piece and it would be infinitely more interesting than the rest and would stick out like a sore thumb

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It seems clear to me what went wrong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Desplat is not a good surname for any profession

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    was that the one where they stopped wearing wizard robes and started wearing fricking abercrombie/j.crew shit? lol

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're a zoomer you can't comment in this thread because you weren't even born when the books came out and you were probably in your nappies or still not born when this movie came out.
    Shut the frick up zoomers you grew up with no kino YOU'RE PATHETIC STOP LEECHING OFF OUR MOVIES.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember making my older brother seethe because he was a massive HP fan and when I found out that dumbledore fricked harry it was over for him. he still doesn't talk about it with me to this day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dumbledore fricked harry it
        lmao what?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dumbledore planned to kill harry the whole time

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dumbledore molested harry for years every since he was a kid, it's why he wanted him to die

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you will now lick my wand Harry Potter
            >harrassed Dumbledore calmly while unbuttoning his robe

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >HARRY! DID YA PUT AGING POTION ON YOUR DICK? NOW I CAN'T GET HARD HARRY!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did they even wear robes in this one? i always remember them in daily clothes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i dont know, pablo, maybe eat less tacos and drink less cervesas. fricking kek

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its the weakest book, and the weakest film
    the plot is figuring out that Ron's pet rat is actually a person.
    the movie also contributed to making that disgusting color grading a thing that everyone started copying

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dumbledore is a Black person

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dumbledore's falling out with his old butt buddy causes wizarding civil war that leads to many deaths, suffering and chaos

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I knew the movie was going to be shit when the opening shot was of Harry using magic outside of school. The thing that almost got him expelled in the previous movie AND in the later in the same movie when he dobsons Marge. Fricki g stupid addition. little ol' lady at 12'oclock, Ern!

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