>Dermott is a Venture brother. >The Monarch is a Venture brother. >Dr.

>Dermott is a Venture brother
>The Monarch is a Venture brother
>Dr. Quymn is implied to be a Venture sister
>Evidence points to Ben being a Venture brother
Who the frick isn't a Venture sibling at this point? Is fricking Billy a Venture? St. Cloud?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And the Venture sister Dot!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i laughed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ha

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you're a venture?
    >and he's a venture!
    >and he's a venture!
    >are there any other ventures I don't know about!?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dr. Quymn is implied to be a Venture sister
    wew i never thought of that
    trheyre both ginger arnt they frick rusty may have dodged a bullet

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    turns out the real adventure brothers was the friends we made along the way

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The show is called the Venture Brothers for a reason anon

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ben the cloning expert is a Venture brother? What's the evidence for it? I thought he just worked with Jonas. I know his HELPER has some human parts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lives on the Venture Compound, super scientist, helped Jonas and Rusty clone their kids, and he has the same hair ridge as Lloyd Venture and Dermott.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Meant to say the same eyebrows as Lloyd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A distant cousin or relative would make more sense

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rusty would've had consensual incest if his sister didn't have a seizure
    >Dean's cousins outright tried to rape him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those weren't cousins. They were the daughters of Rusty's childhood "friend" that he was hopelessly trying to shag.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, when was the last time you watched that episode?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ben (the old guy who helped create the cloning tech) is more likely a cousin than a Venture Brother.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying Jonas didn't have a brother

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ben was the quiet genius brother more interested in partying, getting laid, and shredding the surf than he was doing super science
        >Jonas was the charismatic, bombastic butthole brother and idea man, who could only get his super science bullshit to work properly because he based it all on Ben's calculations

        I mean, it totally fits TVB's themes of failure.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, Jonas got around.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the movie won't wrap everything up in a neat little bow tie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Im pretty sure they said they always want to leave it so they can possible conitnue if the opportunity presents itself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the movie answers every question
      >EVERY QUESTION
      >before raising a bigger mystery, introducing a mcguffin, separating the cast, and setting up multiple new adventures
      >roll credits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really expect them to, I would be happy if they just finally gave an answer to some of the larger ones that have been around since the start; like why The Monarch hates Dr. Venture so much.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was watching a clip earlier when I noticed something. When The Monarch boarded the X-2 to meet with St. Cloud (who had recently purchased and restored it) he mentions how he hasn’t been on it in years and that it was like visiting an old childhood home. Now, Rusty rarely used the X-2 and this is the first time we’ve actually seen Malcom on it.
    That got me thinking, did Rusty actually play himself in the Rusty Venture Show? Or was it Malcom in a wig?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the Rusty Venture Show a cartoon in-universe?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unsure. Either Rusty played the part. It was based on his adventures. Or Jonas recorded everything and sold it as a show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. It even has a slightly different art style.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the first season, didn't Rusty say something about having trouble telling apart his actual memories from what happened in the show?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Rusty never went on any adventures, it was all a program in the learning bed. Jonas did it as a joke

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly would be funny if basically everyone was a Venture brother/sibling, Jonas Sr. did sleep around a lot after all

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    While I don't doubt Jonas was enough of a piece of shit to bang a woman one of his best friends was sweet on, I like to think Billy's mom had more self respect than that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Action Man would have straight-up domed Jonas for that shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I also think the same of Morpho's wife, there's gotta be some DNA sci-fi explanation for what happened

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They had sex. It's not that complex. Why is it so hard for you to believe a minor character cheated on her husband?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What? He fricked blue morpho and colonel gentleman's wives, why would he care about that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, Action Man was a "known" womanizer and drug addict and publicly went to rehab for the drugs Jonas was giving him.
      Jonas had only good publicity.

      What? He fricked blue morpho and colonel gentleman's wives, why would he care about that?

      Read it again, I made the same mistake.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dr. Quymn is implied to be a Venture sister
    She was a 1-off character, and they were more gender bent version of the gang, nothing fully implied they were related.
    >Evidence points to Ben being a Venture brother
    Who the frick is Ben? You mean the Peter Parker guy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing fully implied they were related.
      Even though they love each other, Mz. Quymn was clearly Col. Gentleman's beard and it was implied that she and Jonas were fricking semi-regularly outside of the swinging. Hell, they crash Rusty's and Tara's time together by fricking on top of their tent.
      >Who the frick is Ben? You mean the Peter Parker guy?
      The guy that lives at the edge of the Venture Compound. He helped Jonas clone Rusty and helped Rusty clone Hank and Dean. He's the one that told Dean that he and his brother were clones.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Hank and Dean used to frick, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they were way too pure

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Billy would actually make sense considing his mother's past

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how'd Dermott's mom stay so hot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's like 33

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. So how did she manage to stay so hot?

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