Describe him without saying his appearence, his profession and role in the movie

Describe him without saying his appearence, his profession and role in the movie

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a good friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anakin?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A daring brute

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is the one named "Dutch". wow, that was so fricking hard

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Badass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a veteran no-nonsense fighter with a strong morale code. kinda like the predator himself.

      A man of strong moral conviction who commands the respect of his peers, he is resilient and capable, also witty despite not speaking more than he feels he needs to to get his point across. He has a strong will to live and thinks outside the box.

      He was loyal, friendly, capable, and flexible. A good man to the end. Rest in peace Dutch.

      >"screw your freedom"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stick around!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah the actor is a typical Hollywood piece of shit but they're describing the character, my autism is better than yours.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny cause he was once in a Milton Friedman video thing where he's talking about how awesome freedom and capitalism is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I quit smashing every bug that entered my home.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a man who hates freedom

        smooth brain interpretation. The dude is probably a bigger patriot than most people born in the US, he just happens to be collectivistic when it comes to matters of public health (at least in early corona times when it was mysterious and new)

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a veteran no-nonsense fighter with a strong morale code. kinda like the predator himself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no nonsense
      >makes puns while murdering minorities
      Dutch has dad humour

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stick around, anon

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    never gives up

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A man of strong moral conviction who commands the respect of his peers, he is resilient and capable, also witty despite not speaking more than he feels he needs to to get his point across. He has a strong will to live and thinks outside the box.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is called Dutch despite having an austrian accent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They used to call Germans Dutchmen in the olden days

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was loyal, friendly, capable, and flexible. A good man to the end. Rest in peace Dutch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dutch is still alive, confirmed on predator hunting grounds. Hell, Arnie himself voices him.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Which means 'Black Black folk' in German.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no it means black eggs

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    calm cool collect skilled

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Benedict Cucumber Patch

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tough, highly competent survivor who cares for his people. Is not much for bureaucratic meddling or cheap tricks; honest, straightforward, and blunt.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A slack-jawed homosexual.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adaptive and resourceful.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Preferred to be rescuer instead of an assassin

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Couragiour fighter of furious strong

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good friends with Jim Hoppah

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pictures are worth a thousand words.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CONTAAAACT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love how each new member appearing in the scene doesn't even question what's going on and starts blasting in the general direction as the rest

      Simple stuff like that sells a well oiled team better than 30 minutes of dialogue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They were a bad ass special forces team that was scared is the point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't any of the newer Predator films have one scene as good as this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Women.
        Remember when boys dug up a hole and it kept attracting more boys to dig up the hole? Things women will NEVER understand.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >boys did it to attract women.
          nothing ever changes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Give me your best Billy laugh in text.

      UHHHH HUH HUHHUH

      Maybe you better put her on a leash, Mister-man!

      Strange, Major. There was a fr fr fight. They were bussin in all directions.

      Surprised he never really had a career outside of this. Very memorable role, diversity done right imo

      >The studio's insurance company would not agree to insure the production unless a bodyguard was hired for Sonny Landham (Billy) - for the sole purpose of protecting women from Sonny. The bodyguard followed Sonny everywhere to ensure he didn't get into a fight, capture women, since he was well known to be violent and a rapist.

      Why is ERDL the greatest camo pattern ever?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does hip shooting a machine gun have any advantange other than shoulder shooting? It certainly looks cooler

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nothing will ever be this kino again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing will ever be this kino again.
        you're right, the viewing audience are all homosexuals like this

        Prey wasn't a bad movie, I enjoyed it. I don't believe that polcels were triggered by it either.

        now, so they pander to homosexuals now
        so yeah, we won't get great movies like predator ever again, because of homosexuals

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >passive aggressive posting
          >calls other people homosexuals
          come at me woman while you deep throat my wiener

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bill Duke was a kino Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't any of the newer Predator films have one scene as good as this?

      You do understand that Predator was conceived as satirical, right? The action scene where they shoot at nothing was the director mocking the studio, and mocking the audiences who wanted that sort of thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing how American movies went from this to the utter garbage of today

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Horny hillbilly Austrian.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blue guy

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has a desire to get onto a helicopter.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a competent but vicious person who deludes himself into thinking he's some sort of hero. After spending time at the mercy of someone much like himself, he comes to understand the destructive nature of his own existence, and ultimately throws his life on the line to try to do at least some degree of good.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give me your best Billy laugh in text.

    UHHHH HUH HUHHUH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HEYO HIYA HEYO HIYA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised he never really had a career outside of this. Very memorable role, diversity done right imo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He went to prison for rape and murder

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            don't believe that homosexual, I dunno why people lie about stupid shit if they didn't know that stupid moronsblike younwould beleive them.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I see, now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh he did not
          >After being convicted on federal charges of making threatening and obscene phone calls to his wife, Landham spent three years in prison.
          he's based but didnt rape and kill anyone lmao
          he DID however have a failed run as a politician

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Prison? What the hell did the mother fricker say?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Something about a broke dick dog.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >3 years in prison for making phone calls to your wife
            do americans really

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maid fricker

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, you killed a pig

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is kind of wrong since Arnold does play a range of characters. Though he doesn't have much acting range, his characters aren't just him playing himself.

    >Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer

    btw the name Dutch is a nick-name. I think Arnold's characters get a lot of needless flack for him playing "American" characters when he clearly has an accent. I always just assume that his characters are in fact German or Austrian emmigrants, and they anglicized their names.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They used to call Germans Dutchmen in the olden days

      Yes, because the actual name of the country is Deutchland. Thus when he came over he likely answered "where are you from?" with Deutchland, and everyone just assumed he's Dutch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In Commando, Arnold's first lines in the opening scene have him explaining that he's an immigrant from East Germany. But it would have been laughable if every Arnold film had included an obligatory moment where he explained the origins of his accent for the audience.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >But it would have been laughable if every Arnold film had included an obligatory moment where he explained the origins of his accent for the audience.

        Indeed. Which is why it's perfectly okay to just assume he's an immigrant. During the Cold War there was tons of people who fled east Germany to the west, especially people with skills.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*breaks out a minigun when it is convenient*
    One of my favorite movies.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movie starts as a cheesy action war movie and turns into scifi horror
    it was a cocaine fueled movie that worked. Tarantino did it with From Dusk Til Dawn

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A movie that wouldn't have been as good if it wasn't for the soundtrack. I think it was Alan Silvestri

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss the age of iconic movie soundtracks. These days it's all just some cheap Hans Zimmer knockoff shit produced on an assembly line by a robot or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ShartBlack person had Basil Poledorus carrying most of his movies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >knockoff shit produced on an assembly line by a robot or something
        Go check aiva, its an ai that literally creates you generic meme soundtracks in seconds. There is a free model. Modern scorers are literally less than robots. Frick them all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Predator was Shane Black who played himself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He went around trying to make the big pussy joke to the cast and was ridiculed so much for being cringe that they put it in the movie. It was never supposed to be anything but a B movie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was a bad movie, but it was lightning in a bottle.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, it was a great movie that should have been a B movie, but the charisma of the meathead actors, the directing, and the soundtrack made it good. Everyone involved in it loved it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well you see, it was becausenof the echo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss the age of iconic movie soundtracks. These days it's all just some cheap Hans Zimmer knockoff shit produced on an assembly line by a robot or something

      Yeah when you go back and watch older movies from the 70s-90s they all have really iconic soundtracks
      now everything is mostly orchestral and generic
      There's exceptions of course but it's very noticeable, the change

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a man who hates freedom

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't risk that on a broke dick dog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did people really hate dogs back then?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only if they were trying to steal something and got caught.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’s Arnold Schwarzenegger

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bill Duke can be my Black person anytime

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One son is a twink with a pretty fake GF.
    One son is obese.
    One son is a bastard, likes women, and is the only son who takes after dad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funny that his half mexican bastard is by far the one that takes after him the most. Very similar facial structure, jacked etc. Meanwhile his real children are just lazy poofs.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A legal immigrant. Quite rare.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Opposite of a pencil pusher

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pencil puller

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    potential cumdump

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a big guy

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holland brother sheep keeper

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're ghosting us motherfricker, I don't care who you are back in the world. You give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet and leave ya hear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meat grinduh?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is a tall, muscular, white male, he's a commando, and he's the team leader who kills the predator

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If these guys are Central Americans then I'm a goddamn Chinaman.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A man who is willing to do anything as long as he's convinced there's a valid moral reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whoah a man willing to do anything if there's a reason

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you better put her on a leash, Mister-man!

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A big guy.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ballsy stud.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Strange, Major. There was a fr fr fight. They were bussin in all directions.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The studio's insurance company would not agree to insure the production unless a bodyguard was hired for Sonny Landham (Billy) - for the sole purpose of protecting women from Sonny. The bodyguard followed Sonny everywhere to ensure he didn't get into a fight, capture women, since he was well known to be violent and a rapist.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Had no style.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool
    Badass
    Awesome

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the scene where Arnold jumps off of a cliff into the water below he is exhaling a bong hit
    DUDE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was well known that arnie was a pothead before he even got into movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE WHAT?

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Austrian Hillbilly.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His best performance?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin Peter Hall played the Predator, and also wore the Alien costume in Aliens, he was a 7 ft tall Black person and a very nice guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Post a pic of him doing predator

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He also was the sasquatch in Harry and the Hendersons.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kek you've won. seems like a pretty cool guy

            Probably Timecop or Kickboxer. Jean Claude Van Damme was always an underrated action star. Clearly this version of the Predator wouldn't have worked but I'm glad the guy managed to have a career afterwards

            Bloodsport for overlaying the fights with music

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's also the guy directly behind a lot of the Predator's mannerisms.
              The director wanted the Predator to be a fast moving jumpscare monster. Kevin Peter Hall was the one who brought the slow, stalking menace to the table.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The director wanted the Predator to be a fast moving jumpscare monster.
                Which is exactly what the Predator is. The slow stalking was done by the camera/director with the POV thermal long before you ever see KPH in costume.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Kevin Peter Hall played the Predator, and also wore the Alien costume in Aliens
        what the frick are you smoking

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >7"2'
        Holy shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know about Andre the Giant?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          At least a foot and half was AIDS.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lankey if your out there how tall were you. You always said 6'11 but you also always crouched

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Heh, try 7'5 at 15yo
          https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/02/16/florida-student-reaches-new-heights-as-tallest-teenager-in-the-world/
          >mother is 6'2

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He died at 35 years old, giantism is an affliction of inbreeding.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Kevin Peter Hall
            Dude, he died of fricking AIDS infected blood transfusion, he died because of homosexuals and homosexual-enablers. Not of giantism. We still haven't learned anything and now we're allowing homosexuals to donate blood again to not offend them, we allow their gay parades and spread monkeypox when we couldn't even stand less than 6 feet apart. Absolutely sickening.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Alien
        That was Bolaji Badejo.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah my bad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah my bad
            No, Bolaji.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              k

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Timecop or Kickboxer. Jean Claude Van Damme was always an underrated action star. Clearly this version of the Predator wouldn't have worked but I'm glad the guy managed to have a career afterwards

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >most notable for being a fake martial artist playing a fake martial artist.
        His spinning jump kick was cool.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He did Karate. However, he also did ballet and his ballet incorporated in his Karate made him famous especially his splits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Harley Davidson biker guy stole that movie though.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Um…he’s Liam nelson

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A fricking homosexual who made the shittiest thread of the day. Oh wait I thought you meant describe OP

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*spits tobacco juice on your boot*

    How do you react without looking like either a b***h or a sperg?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "You spit just like your mother always did."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      by killing him

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    80lbs woman that has never gone on a hunt in her life and must prove to all the men in a hunter gatherer society that she is better than the men and abandons the tribe to go off into the woods for days at a time.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Badass

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone Jamie Lee Curtis would flirt with

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine anal with that ass. Imagine spreading her big wide asscheeks apart and the feeling on your wiener as her tight round butthole slides up and down your shaft. think about gaping her butthole and filling it with your tongue and hearing her moan as you tell her how sexy and tasty her big ass is. imagine feeling your nuts empty as you pump hot load after hot load deep into her butthole and then sliding your wiener out of her cum filled ass and making her suck it. Imagine showing this b***h what an ass like that is built for.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously a good hunter.
    Tries to do whats right and has a moral code.
    Doesn't see himself as a merc.
    A good leader (tells his stressed out men to rest and plays to their strength)
    Disciplined obviously or he wouldn't be an elite operator with giant guns.
    Never gives up or surrenders.
    Doesn't believe office jobs deserve respect.
    Based.
    Possibly redpilled.
    Not a rapist.
    Knows that getting to the chopper is the difference in life and death.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Knows that getting to the chopper is the difference in life and death.
      NO. Making a stand NOW is the difference between life and death.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's got pretty good comedic timing with his one liners.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adventurous. Driven. Man of action. Unrelenting.
    >What the frick are you?
    Perplexingly enigmatic from the Predator's perspective.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some damn fool accused him of being the best.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Runs and goes to get to the chopper

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did you guys see that israeli prey movie? whites portrayed as savages complete history reversal, i jokingly checked the producers and the director which were israeli to my ABSOLUTE shock! and the other producer was a indian b***h. very shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >french portrayed as they were offends polcels
      Die

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        israelite

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbass

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The blond guy on the Contra cover is modeled after this character.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prey wasn't a bad movie, I enjoyed it. I don't believe that polcels were triggered by it either.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't kill the dog trope, even though they set it up.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BIG
    HAIRY
    PINK!

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tenacious, survivalist, bad-ass.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Famous Austrian gay for pay

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loud, charismatic, a bro, capable and professional and clever, concerned about the safety of women and the urgency of them getting to choppas.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black person loving nazi descendant.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best of the best merc brought in to merc.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A Brave and Confident leader who only wants to fight if he is saving people.
    He is always open to suggestions and advice from those around him, he is observant and and quick learner.
    He does not want to do the Governments dirty work, He does not want to kill for the sake of killers. Only wanting to save others.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His men are not assassins.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's intelligent, nihilist with a wicked sense of humor

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man with German accent fights invisible alien in the woods.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He had an english accent.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Waffen SS supersoldier (the underlying archetype for all Arnold roles) uses brain not braun to win ultimate battle

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A predator on the venue of moral ambiguity within his fight against other predators

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LITERALLY the only good post in here that fits the theme of the movie

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