Describe him without saying his appearence, his profession and role in the movie. Phantom menace version only.

Describe him without saying his appearence, his profession and role in the movie

Phantom menace version only.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you aren't funny

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he fight good

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a gay just like op

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The dude in the first star wars with the double thingy with the... and he kills ummm
    ...

    Done. Easy.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he has a double-bladed lightsaber

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Silent, relentless, and cruel. An evil force of nature which pursues his enemies and will destroy them at all costs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're describing a Chimpanzee hunting a monkey.

      >Phantomic
      >Menacing

      Based

      >Aggressive
      >Iconoclastic
      >Soft-spoken
      >Intimidating
      >Dedicated
      >Highly-skilled
      >Stealthy
      >Destructive
      >Monk-like
      >Angry

      >Monk-like
      Kek.

      Religious zealot, hellbent on corrupting the apparent chosen one to his own faith in order to destroy the jedi

      >role in the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Loyal apprentice, no nonsense, mission focused, understated (keeps a low profile), master of his craft.

      >cruel
      Where do we see that in the film?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that bit where he is toying with obi wan while dangling

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars Satan. A galaxy far far away was actually hell.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gay whisperer and Broadway dancer

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone who triggers RLM watchers who cant form an original line of questioning lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zoom. Every single point the Plinkett review made were points actual Star Wars fans made since opening night of Episode 1 and every single criticism was warranted. I was 8 when TPM came out and even then (after being obsessed with the special edition tapes since ‘97) I knew it sucked. The Plinkett Review is literally how every real Star Wars fan felt about them constructed precisely and in detail.
      This is psychologically what happens when a generation is exposed to “new thing” before “original thing”.
      If it makes you feel better, TPM is the best smelling of the three landfills the prequels were.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plinkett just summarized complaints that already existed. Some of them were moronic, sure, but not all

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boba fett of the prequel trilogy

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Phantomic
    >Menacing

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Religious zealot, hellbent on corrupting the apparent chosen one to his own faith in order to destroy the jedi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you need to be this psychotic to like the prequels

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It might help but the sole qualification is moronation.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KOOOORAAAAAH MAHTAAAAAH
    KOOOORAAAAAH RAAAAAHTAAAAAHMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Aggressive
    >Iconoclastic
    >Soft-spoken
    >Intimidating
    >Dedicated
    >Highly-skilled
    >Stealthy
    >Destructive
    >Monk-like
    >Angry

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was sheevs bussyboi

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    illegal alien attack space cops

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cold blooded, stern, loyal

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We’ve came up with new jokes since 2009, you should give them a whirl

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >heavily tattooed satanist biker is gutted over losing his first fight to the chagrin of his adoptive grandfather

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    la criatura demonica

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The guy who kills Qui-gon Jinn

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A mostly silent, intimidating predator who is unrelenting & ruthless when it comes to pursuing the heroes. More of a malevolent force than a man.

    The RLM boomers can suck it.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >role in the movie
    He’s not a homosexual, quite unlike OP.

    No but seriously, Maul is a great character.
    >At last we will have our revenge
    While you -can- read this as the revenge of the sith, Maul has no connection to them; they were destroyed thousands of years ago. So what caused young Maul to get into the Sith teachings?
    The answer, obviously, ties together with the consistent anti-alien policies of the republic. The Jedi then perceive Maul as a demon for his beliefs, so he leans into that with black tattoos that accentuate his horns and make him appear even more satanic.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Describe Palpatine from the OT without doing those things. He's just a throwaway villain in service of the story.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Emperor = We need a character that represents true evil to act as a common enemy to forward the son redeeming the father.

      Maul = We need a laser sword fight.

      One of those characters serves the story, the other is neon fluff.

      Also “Palpatine” doesn’t exist in the OT newhomosexual, he’s simply “The Emperor”.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Maul = We need a laser sword fight.
        I can't deny that he comes off as very marketing-driven, but narratively he's there to show that the Sith are back after a thousand years and that the Republic's golden age is coming to an end. It's just rather inept like everything in the prequels. My point is that he doesn't have to be a deep character for the purpose he serves. Dooku being horribly underutilized would be a stronger criticism.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maul is a glorified Boba Fett. That’s fine, but he’s a glorified Boba Fett in a shitty movie with a convoluted plot.
          In the prequels, politics and the politics of war take center stage. It becomes less about the characters and more about the conflict leading to a story not worth following and countless characters who act only as plot devices for the politics of the world, not an epic journey. He represents nothing except “bad guy”. He doesn’t serve as a moral foil, he is merely a physical obstacle the hero’s have to overcome.
          ALL characters are made to serve a story’s plot in some way, Maul just has absolutely no substance and was a lazily written villain.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon wasn’t able to understand the movie for children

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Local Man Hates Everything

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mysterious

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is a Dathomirian. Anyone could guess which character you mean if you told them that.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    xxSEPHIROTHGAMERxxx

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >describe a film character without mentioning what he does in the film
    characters are what they do. this rlm meme is moronic.

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