A shadowy sith overlord is pulling the strings of a galactic conflict between the Republic and the outer rim worlds to further a dark plot against the Jedi
i was in special ed as a kid so frick you and yes she is. qui gon isnt because he dies. anakin isnt because hes a little kid and obi wan is barely in it. padme is the main character
Two Jedi under cover are nearly assassinated as they discover a trade blockade is part of a galactic conspiracy manipulated by a long thought to be extinct enemy.
Two jedi go to negotiate some kind of space politics for some reason and they find a kid and bring him back to be trained but yoda says nah then after the older jedi dies the younger one decides to train him anyway.
There is faction of space chinese israelites who are bullying a small garden planet called Naboo (I don't remember why but there is a blockade) so Jedi evacuate the head of state so she can ask the help of the galactic republic but they broke their engine during the escape and have to repair it on a sand planet where theh pick up a kid, at the end they manage to destroy the blockade thanks to the kid for some reason.
Palpatine puppets the Trade Federation to invade his home planet as a political stunt to make himself Chancellor; the chaos of this causes two Jedi Knights to come across and begin mentoring a young Anakin Skywalker as they escape from the Federation >Logline: two Jedi Knights discover a mysterious Force-sensitive boy as the evil Darth Sidious begins his rise to power
I honestly really like most of Episode 1. It has good action, art, and music. I know the characters and story are half-baked, but come on, it's still movie magic how innovative and fun it is. Shut up, I know you guys liked this film when you were young too.
Two Jedi accidentally meet a promising child, possibly the chosen one, and decide to bring him in coruscant for training, while a galactic war is starting.
There's no plot. There are a bunch of events which are poorly explained and don't connect to one another. It's the second biggest problem with the prequels, the first being they're not about Anakin.
Two catholic priests with magic swords rescue a geisha but get stuck in Iraq where they meet a sexy little boy with more adrenochrome than anyone in history so they take him on their ship and they go back to medieval Italy where the geisha is the ruler but they fight a gay pride activist who kills the older priest so the young priest has to tell a muppet him will molest the little boy but then the geisha molests the little boy first and also a Black person follows them around the whole time.
A gambling addict rolls the dice on the biggest bet and greatest thrill of his life only to get double crossed by his business partner right at the end, setting into action a cascade of events which will have dire implications for the galaxy.
Queen of a whole planet has an orgasm over a random robot doing the job it was fricking designed to do and gives it some kind of award or something. Nobody in the room enduring this pulls out their lightsabre and drives it into their own stomach for some unknown reason.
The Trade Federation led by the Evil Nute Gunray is trying to take over the beautiful planet Naboo which is led by Queen Amidala, and inhabited by 2 races, the humans and the fish like aquatic gungans, but now an army of evil robots invades the world, but also 2 jedi knights, Qui Gon Jinn and Obi Wan Kenobi who with the help of a Gungan named Jar Jar rescue the queen and escape the planet, only the queen disguises herself as a handmaiden and they are forced to crash on the desert planet Tatooine where they befriend a young boy who is a slave of a flying alien along with his mom, after the boy helps them out by winning a space race , he comes with them to learn to become a Knight like them, and befriends the handmaiden who is really a queen, but when they fly back to the city planet Coruscant, the Jedi Council refuses to train the boy and the evil politician Palpatine has other plans for the boy meanwhile they return to Naboo and the boy flies a spaceship and destroys the space station saving the world while Obi Wan and Qui Gon fight an evil devilish alien and Qui Gon dies leaving Obi Wan to train Anakin
Two galactic heroes with superpowers who represent the good Galactic Republic land on a planet with slavery and nasty shit, take one kid they think they can use, and don't give a frick about anyone else, and even leave his Mom to be raped to death by Space Black folk.
Fascism begins to rise while two monks watch a slave doing some F1 shit
A shadowy sith overlord is pulling the strings of a galactic conflict between the Republic and the outer rim worlds to further a dark plot against the Jedi
Describe what a sith is in one sentence without looking it up.
An evil practitioner of the dark side, rival of the Jedi
space chinese are not to be trusted, also theres a race and horned homie with a laser stick
Two volcels mediate an intergalactic tax dispute gone wrong.
A queen teams up with a clumsy alien, 2 space knights, and a very special little slave boy to save her planet from a Satanic Evil Lord.
queen amidala is not the protagonist you absolute fricking sped
i was in special ed as a kid so frick you and yes she is. qui gon isnt because he dies. anakin isnt because hes a little kid and obi wan is barely in it. padme is the main character
Two Jedi under cover are nearly assassinated as they discover a trade blockade is part of a galactic conspiracy manipulated by a long thought to be extinct enemy.
Liam Neeson is obsessed with a young slave boy he found in the desert
>Invasion! Of boring...
Remember when he said JJ Abrams should direct Star Wars?
And?
then jj directed two of the worst star wars movies and ran the franchise to the ground roflmao. also mike directed space cop
is that supposed to be some kind of gotcha?
Trade Embargo with the Naboo
Two jedi go to negotiate some kind of space politics for some reason and they find a kid and bring him back to be trained but yoda says nah then after the older jedi dies the younger one decides to train him anyway.
Greedy aliens invade planet.
Palpatine manufactures a crisis to get himself elected.
Palpatine plots to pick up power
Darth Vader: The Early Years
Complete disaster.
Spinning is a good trick.
Vader meets the woman that will be his downfall.
Jedi Knights find promising young boy who may help fight the Sith, while already fighting the sith.
This isn't complicated.
Evil mastermind creates a planetary conflict to gain more power by manipulating key figures on both sides.
There is faction of space chinese israelites who are bullying a small garden planet called Naboo (I don't remember why but there is a blockade) so Jedi evacuate the head of state so she can ask the help of the galactic republic but they broke their engine during the escape and have to repair it on a sand planet where theh pick up a kid, at the end they manage to destroy the blockade thanks to the kid for some reason.
How about a song?
fun fact: the queen in the video is bjork
Overly complicated political plot to gain power by Satan (Ian McDiarmid)
A couple of Jedi solve a diplomatic dispute?
America is fricked because they can't look at themselves.
The young, mostly honorific, Queen of a peaceful planet is forced into determining the fate of her people and the people of the galaxy at large.
A blockade and political infetterance leads to the Republic and Jedi to reconsider their democracy as tension grows high or some shit.
Palpatine puppets the Trade Federation to invade his home planet as a political stunt to make himself Chancellor; the chaos of this causes two Jedi Knights to come across and begin mentoring a young Anakin Skywalker as they escape from the Federation
>Logline: two Jedi Knights discover a mysterious Force-sensitive boy as the evil Darth Sidious begins his rise to power
Jedi stop trade blockade.
I honestly really like most of Episode 1. It has good action, art, and music. I know the characters and story are half-baked, but come on, it's still movie magic how innovative and fun it is. Shut up, I know you guys liked this film when you were young too.
There's no shame in admitting the truth: The Phantom Menace has THE GREATEST duel in the saga
I dislike it now but back then it was a really good movie. I really enjoy the scene we're the droids battle the gungans.
Two Jedi accidentally meet a promising child, possibly the chosen one, and decide to bring him in coruscant for training, while a galactic war is starting.
>I put way too much faith into this dude.
That goes for all sides and every person.
A diplomatic visit turns sideways, and a small boy gets woven into the galaxy's fate
Weessa goin home
Chewie we're home
Again it's like poetry
There's no plot. There are a bunch of events which are poorly explained and don't connect to one another. It's the second biggest problem with the prequels, the first being they're not about Anakin.
Two catholic priests with magic swords rescue a geisha but get stuck in Iraq where they meet a sexy little boy with more adrenochrome than anyone in history so they take him on their ship and they go back to medieval Italy where the geisha is the ruler but they fight a gay pride activist who kills the older priest so the young priest has to tell a muppet him will molest the little boy but then the geisha molests the little boy first and also a Black person follows them around the whole time.
Jar Jar is the key to all of this
Anakin pod races, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan fight Darth Maul
Obese alcoholic burnout "filmmaker" is jealous of a family sci-fi movie and accidentally causes the sale of the franchise to Disney.
A gambling addict rolls the dice on the biggest bet and greatest thrill of his life only to get double crossed by his business partner right at the end, setting into action a cascade of events which will have dire implications for the galaxy.
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Some dude with a Christ complex grooms a young boy slave into a cult while the space Roman empire is falling apart.
Literally nothing happens.
Why did the jedi get btfo'd by robots?
Queen of a whole planet has an orgasm over a random robot doing the job it was fricking designed to do and gives it some kind of award or something. Nobody in the room enduring this pulls out their lightsabre and drives it into their own stomach for some unknown reason.
The Trade Federation led by the Evil Nute Gunray is trying to take over the beautiful planet Naboo which is led by Queen Amidala, and inhabited by 2 races, the humans and the fish like aquatic gungans, but now an army of evil robots invades the world, but also 2 jedi knights, Qui Gon Jinn and Obi Wan Kenobi who with the help of a Gungan named Jar Jar rescue the queen and escape the planet, only the queen disguises herself as a handmaiden and they are forced to crash on the desert planet Tatooine where they befriend a young boy who is a slave of a flying alien along with his mom, after the boy helps them out by winning a space race , he comes with them to learn to become a Knight like them, and befriends the handmaiden who is really a queen, but when they fly back to the city planet Coruscant, the Jedi Council refuses to train the boy and the evil politician Palpatine has other plans for the boy meanwhile they return to Naboo and the boy flies a spaceship and destroys the space station saving the world while Obi Wan and Qui Gon fight an evil devilish alien and Qui Gon dies leaving Obi Wan to train Anakin
Two galactic heroes with superpowers who represent the good Galactic Republic land on a planet with slavery and nasty shit, take one kid they think they can use, and don't give a frick about anyone else, and even leave his Mom to be raped to death by Space Black folk.