Dude.
Dudebro.
Bro.
Guess you are a newfag too, along with being so sensitive.
On Cinemaphile, OP is ALWAYS a homosexual, it’s not just you, but, hey, you are fitting the mold, heh
You guys are so fucking defensive. You really are just like the bronies
Stop getting so easily baited and learn to just go "Lol yeah I guess. Anyway, about the new episode..."
Learn what the bronies never did before you become just like them
This seem more like Cinemaphile tactic: make bait thread so the game or vidya you WANT to talk about will not die after a day or two. Actual on topic OP will get ignore and died at page 10 with 1 or 2 post, at best. Bait thread or Lust Provoking Image: OP Question Irrelevant get around +100-500 post in comparison.
Is that something you would casually share with Twitter? I mean, not everything has to be shared with the world, right?
I ask, because I have a few that make me feel funny, but, it’s not something I share with anyone outside of a small group that feels the same way I do.
I guess the answer is No, unless you are a female that is drooling over his voice or ability to commit to the role when playing with the kids?
>Is that something you would casually share with Twitter?
i don't wnt to be cancelled for having the hots for something you shouldn't just lile those anime child porn where everyone justify it as being 500 years old. i don't want to fall for that trap
Feels wrong that they're shorter than humans.
I'm fine with the idea that they are dog people who are basically human with dog characteristics. Including being as big as an average human.
I guess making them shorter allows them to be cuter.
It’s all kind of relative, isn’t it? All their infrastructure , cars and homes are built around it, so it doesn’t seem that noticeable to me in the show.
I like this image a lot because its so true in this day and age. Can you imagine if parents weren't so fucking shit, how many people online wouldn't turn into fetish gay homosexuals
Yep! But unfortunately the Capitalist machine needed more money and more workers but you still had to get married and pump out kids even if you don't love em and treat them like property.
>latest episode is about a kid who have the encouragement of playing his favorite sport by his brothers, father, and friends >meanwhile, my brother tell me to fuck of and never let me join in any sports and my dad is dead >never pick in PE in general for sport >no one plays sports with me
I am happy for a fictional dog to be able to enjoy the sport so much that he became a profession, but it also make me remember I NEVER had any good sports memories of my own. Its nice to watch but it also hurt.
I never got encouragement much from my family either when it came to sport. I had to find my own support and role models for that. They provided so much help that my dad and family could never provide. He was just a funds provider and nothing else so it’s not like I can’t be too upset if he funded it. Just felt more like he did so I could fuck off while he worked. They were the type of retard parents who thought only studying is how you get ahead in life
The Behind Bluey podcast with Joe brumm is very interesting since it is just him detailing the process for each of the episodes he writes. This one is for stickbird and the whole episode is based on an actual life event with his kid at the beach plus having to deal with lots of criticism which he feels hinders him from wanting to create the episodes he wants.
While they are quite common, not every Australian school requires uniforms or enforces a policy.
Mostly just private schools.
Public Australian schools tend to be more concerned with keeping students from doing meth in class than having them wear uniforms.
That and the legal entitlement to an education conflicts with the idea of removing someone from the educational environment for not wearing specific garments that are not free.
Mostly just private schools.
Public Australian schools tend to be more concerned with keeping students from doing meth in class than having them wear uniforms.
lol wrong public schools do have uniforms and they are policed to an extent. At most kids untuck their shirts or wear sneakers but kids like that are usually bogan.
I wonder if this breed is going to have an explosion in popularity because of the show. Though most people outside of Australia probably don't know about it.
It's already happening. And people are having regrets because they don't realise how difficult they are to raise.
It reminds me of when people got dalmatians because of 101 Dalmatians and shelters ended up flooded with them because they were so much work for people.
The same thing happened during the lockdowns. >people suddenly working from home >impulsively buys a family dog >lockdowns end >explosion of dogs at animal shelters
I mean this in sincerity: most dogs are great pets. However, most dog owners shouldn't have one.
My parents live in a village and their neighbour is a dog breeder who decided to breed abd sell heelers. She got 5 puppies and hoped to sell them but only one was sold. It is not a popular breed.
The ending of neighbors feels like it’s from mr rogers neighborhood, early Sesame Street or even that episode of the sopranos where the gang is all sitting at Satriale’s. Everyone just enjoying the community with its hustle and bustle
It's a lot more cheeky and self-aware than that show. You'd catch me dead before I'd go out of my way to watch peppa pig but I find myself watching the occasional Bluey when I miss my nieces. Its wholesome content also feels more genuine
It is, but I get the feely feels when watching it which no other kid show does to me. In fact this shit is really out of my repertoire I mostly watch HBO dramas and shit
>catching feels
Bruh, I get it. I’m a single white guy, admittedly not the best childhood growing up, but, that said, this show taps into some river of feels that we ignore/supress and shit just jumps out. I can’t barely hear the music for “sleepytime” without tearing up ffs.
I love and hate it, but I’ll watch this forever.
I mean the characters DO look pretty much the same and when I ask people to guess just by looking if dogs or cats are boys or girls even if they tell people "they can tell" they always get it wrong.
And I admit here: I cannot tell. They are damn animals. Obviously I can tell with some kinds of birds the pretty colorful one is the boy. Most dogs? No fucking idea. No I don't want to look at doggy genitals unless I have to to pick out pets or some shit.
The biggest filters for this show are the initial reactions to the name and character designs which are genuinely below-average. But this just shows how important good writing is in this modern media landscape.
>how important good writing is
Not very lol. Bad writing hasn't stopped PAW Patrol or Peppa Pig being fucking media behemoths that I doubt Bluey will catch up with even though the writing is much better
>not catching up
They have been overtaken years ago, homosexual lmao
Something's very screwy here given that according to Netflix PAW Patrol eclipsed Cocomelon globally in last year's data
Either PAW Patrol (and presumably Peppa) got excluded, the data just isn't available or they've restricted it to a certain region and not mentioned that
https://www.whats-on-netflix.com/what-to-watch/most-popular-kids-shows-and-movies-on-netflix-top-10s-in-2022/
6 months ago
Anonymous
Found better data from Nielsen that this site puts together from 2022 viewership numbers.
That data is based on longer-term trends whereas I don't know what timescale the Hollywood Reporter infographic is meant to be. Presumably it's figures so far for 2023, because Cocomelon has had annual figures of 33Bn before.
But if PAW Patrol is far ahead of Cocomelon JUST ON NETFLIX when its entire US viewership isn't counted in that because it's a Paramount+ exclusive there, AND it's on Amazon Prime too, safe to say it's still the king and the anon saying >homosexual lmao looks dumb
Kids like Paw patrol more for its colors, the repetition, the music and the cute dogs.
Its designed to be as inofensive as possible even if twitter twats can find something to be offended anyway.
But Paw patrol will come and go. Another thing will take over.
Bluey will be more fondly remembered. Especially by parents who appreciate the lessons and relatability. Kids may eventually go back and watch it with new eyes, and realize that they really were watching a quality show even if they didn't see that when they were little.
I hope thats what my daughter gets to see when she grows up at least.
I'm not saying anything about which show is better or which will be have more of a legacy (though I did say Bluey is definitely better written). Just that there's a whole other level of popularity to get to yet.
Found better data from Nielsen that this site puts together from 2022 viewership numbers.
No PAW Patrol or Peppa there, because presumably it's harder to get accurate numbers. It's obviously not because either show did lower numbers than Sharkdog or Go Dog Go
6 months ago
Anonymous
Idk how Nielsen isn’t getting streaming numbers for these shows. Is Nick just not providing them?
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Just that there's a whole other level of popularity to get to yet.
Well people on tiktok are talking about it. Its probably as popular as it can be.
6 months ago
Anonymous
PawBros... we need to accept our loss.
6 months ago
Anonymous
I really don't see how that would be your response to the link that says Paw Patrol is way ahead of cocomelon which is top of the nielsen chart
I'm really not wanting to come across like a PAW Patrol fanboy here either. I just care about numbers and PAW Patrol and Peppa not being on the infographic makes zero sense
Idk how Nielsen isn’t getting streaming numbers for these shows. Is Nick just not providing them?
Maybe they're lazy, maybe it's just not possible when they're on too many different networks and streaming services
6 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm really not wanting to come across like a PAW Patrol fanboy here either.
Then maybe don't write several huge posts with researched sources trying to show how much more popular the show is.
6 months ago
Anonymous
But that's because I care about accurate data, not about what the data is on
6 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm an autistic weirdo, not a Paw Patrol fanboy
I guess I'll accept that.
6 months ago
Anonymous
My autistic dude
It's very very simple
Nielsen only measures the US
Netflix figures are global
Chart just shows Cocomelon is #1 and Bluey is #2 in the US
Paramount+ just can't compare
As for the original infographic poster
He's not proving what he thinks he's proving
6 months ago
Anonymous
Ah ok thanks. Nice poem
6 months ago
Anonymous
I was on Google analytics and searching between bluey and paw patrol and apparently paw patrol is the most popular in Iran by a long shot. They love that shit over there
6 months ago
Anonymous
Are you sure you're not thinking of Miraculous Ladybug? That's the show that has anomolous data from Iran
6 months ago
Anonymous
Nope. Iran just really loves police
6 months ago
Anonymous
Nicaragua what are you doing? You can't afford the sort of lifestyle Bluey shows off, not even most Australians get to live like that.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Google Trends is a bunch of shit for comparison. It's only good for seeing how one thing has gone up and down
Actually very surprised to see Bluey peaked in December and is going down
Yeah the kids wanted the dad to play the baby. Were all Cinemaphilefags secretly raped or something by their parents or uncles or something?
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Were all Cinemaphilefags secretly raped or something by their parents or uncles or something?
Well i assume you were considering you're so willing to wear diapers and dresses at someone's command
6 months ago
Anonymous
>someone’s command
That someone is your own daughter wanting to play with you for a skit. I swear all of you Cinemaphile naggers are so brain damaged from seeing shit online that you think bandit dressing up is alluding to age regression.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>That someone is your own daughter wanting to play with you for a skit
Are you a single dad, a cuck, or both? Get the wife on it.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>get the wife on it >dressing up as a baby is for fags so it’s okay if the wife does it
Thank you for your concession, stupid nagger. Apparently, playing with your kids is beneath you as a man lmao.
6 months ago
Anonymous
up as a baby is for fags so it’s okay if the wife does it
Because women never really grow up you stupid fucking homosexual. Just admit you get off to dressing up as a chick and we'll move on.
And if you wanna play with them then play gender neutral games, you literally have no excuse to be such a flaming homosexual.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>women never really grow up
Steven crowder is that you? Back to screaming and screeching at the wife to be more traditional I see.
>admit you like dressing up as a chick
It was a baby but I can see how you can mess that up with your low monkey IQ, nagger. >gender neutral games
Acting in a make shift play is a gender neutral game. I cant imagine being so brain damaged by current events and tv that you are so insecure in yourself that even thinking of dressing up for a little game with the kids will make you think you want to take BBC up the ass. Get on the SSRIs, nagger
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Steven crowder is that you? Back to screaming and screeching at the wife to be more traditional I see.
Wash your dick, go outside and talk to women I'm begging you >It was a baby but I can see how you can mess that up with your low monkey IQ, nagger
I also mentioned dresses but you're too low IQ from watching toddler shit i see
>Projection >BBC out of nowhere
This homosexual is broken lmao I'd tell you to never have kids but genetics has already ensured that
6 months ago
Anonymous
>projecting
Telling me to go outside to talk to women and you say I’m projecting? LMAO
>also mentioned dresses
I don’t see a dress in that screenshot of bandit with the kids. Why do you feel the need to include that? Are you also projecting your homosexualry onto me that you like being a femboy dressing as a female? LMAO
>broken
Projecting again. Crying and seething like all the bald manlets who watch alpha sigma channels online thinking acting tough makes them more manly. If you are a troon in the closet, just say that. I’m waiting
6 months ago
Anonymous
>These sad attempts at projection
So broken, just like his asshole after his daddy had a bit too much to drink lmao
6 months ago
Anonymous
nagger is still projecting lmao. Sorry that your dad and uncles blew up your holes and now you sit in the closet. I’m still waiting on my answer. Are you a tranny?
6 months ago
Anonymous
nagger is still projecting lmao. Sorry that your dad and uncles blew up your holes and now you sit in the closet. I’m still waiting on my answer. Are you a tranny?
>being such a newfag you dont know hoe to reply correctly
This is why other boards make fun of us
6 months ago
Anonymous
He's denying you your (You)s.
6 months ago
Anonymous
It is on purpose, retard. No (you) for you.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Maybe it's you the newfag. It's a way to reply to another post without giving (You)s.
Kids like Paw patrol more for its colors, the repetition, the music and the cute dogs.
Its designed to be as inofensive as possible even if twitter twats can find something to be offended anyway.
But Paw patrol will come and go. Another thing will take over.
Bluey will be more fondly remembered. Especially by parents who appreciate the lessons and relatability. Kids may eventually go back and watch it with new eyes, and realize that they really were watching a quality show even if they didn't see that when they were little.
I hope thats what my daughter gets to see when she grows up at least.
>Kids may eventually go back and watch it with new eyes, and realize that they really were watching a quality show even if they didn't see that when they were little.
I did that with anime Magical Doremi. I rewatched a few years ago.
[...]
The biggest filters for this show are the initial reactions to the name and character designs which are genuinely below-average. But this just shows how important good writing is in this modern media landscape.
Gotta admit, the artist totally nailed the humanizations there. That’s not easy.
>being a popular Aussie show, it was practically a requirement to put an Irwin family member as a guest voice >only excuse to have a teenage boy in the show >is then expectedly put on the permanent fujo ship to hell
everything about this was predictable and still priceless
i wasn't sure if I'd like this since the character designs are a little...well...lacking and i tend to be very autistic about art style but a friend had me watch a few episodes and its really kind of nice how easy it is on the brain.
I respect it. It's something a little kid would say and is a harmless joke but he knew that some parents would come after them for it. Have to pick your battles and that was not it.
It would have been put in if Bluey never left the commonwealth. People there more-or-less keep to their own beliefs but Americans are too religious and sensitive for something like that, no matter how innocent sounding
I hear ya to some degree and I get it in some cases. Perhaps family entertainment is the place where that is most appropriate.
But it’s a so called rule of the internet, there’s gonna be porn no matter what you do. Why change your vision to try to stop it? Granted I don’t think this really applies to Bluey but I’m talking the sentiment in general
Because it makes the art itself timeless despite the corrupted age we live in. Encouraging better morals overall.
As for Bluey, I would not be surprised if the show creators had her designed like this to allow the show to appeal to a broader audience and enable the lessons to be more universal. And, in all fairness, it worked.
Every character looks the same.
It makes sense, since all dogs are male IRL.
If I were to give you Hyena to study, you would not be able to tell the difference
No knot, females have a pseudopenis.
And all cats are girls.
the reverse femboy
also anyone else like calling bluey a he in front of bluey stans just to piss them off?
>the reverse femboy
Tomboy.
They literally do that in the show itself. I’m sure Bluey stans will just think you’re referencing Double Babysitter or something.
The show already did that joke, nagger. I sense you are under 18. Back to fortnite, homosexual
>reverse femboy
tomboy nagger its called a tomboy
You're the bigot assuming blue is just a boy color.
Bro it's a rectangle.
Uh huh
The eyelids tell me immediately this is a girl.
Cartoon character design 101.
Spongebob Squarepants
you know he's a boy because he wears square pants
Is a girl.
The tie and the square pants man him up
Sea sponges are hermaphrodites.
Spongebob is intersex and non-binary
will become a woman once im done with him
>eyelashes
that's a girl
I ALREADY FUCKING TOLD YOU, YOU ONLY THINK IT SHOULD BE MALE BECAUSE YOU'RE BRAINWASHED!
>BECAUSE YOU'RE BRAINWASHED!
You're the one brainwashed thinking it's okay not to give girls eyelashes
Boys have thicker eyelashes than girls
Men also have wider hips than women, on average, but that's not a common convention in character design.
good thing Bandit has a wide load
can you really tell the difference between male and female dogs at a glance?
So, since OP is a homosexual and lame, is this the Bluey fan pic thread? Cause, you know, it should be.
>So, since OP is a homosexual
But he's not the one defending genderless representation
>is homosexual
Hence, his desire for Bluey to be a boy?
Seems appropriate
>Hates eyelashes on his females
>Calls others homosexuals
Is this what they call projection?
Dude.
Dudebro.
Bro.
Guess you are a newfag too, along with being so sensitive.
On Cinemaphile, OP is ALWAYS a homosexual, it’s not just you, but, hey, you are fitting the mold, heh
Is Orange somehow a more girl color than blue? Bingo is designed the same way. I’d say the lighter shades of blue are more feminine compared to navy.
You guys are so fucking defensive. You really are just like the bronies
Stop getting so easily baited and learn to just go "Lol yeah I guess. Anyway, about the new episode..."
Learn what the bronies never did before you become just like them
>Expecting less autism
>From Bluey fags
Always remember in these threads you are mostly talking to someone like pic related
>mostly
???
I’d like to think not, most of the threads I’ve been in seem pretty tame, even the ones on /trash/
this is a kids show for christs sake
went to this twitter page to see if it was as bad as I thought
Jesus christ
We used to put these people in institutions.
>This episode of Bluey is called Lobotomy
Isn’t there a scene where Bandit is playing bum-bongos, on Bingo, and another where he smacks his ass?
This thread is showing me I need more Bluey reaction pics
The show might not be as concerned as you are.
The bum slapping scene is in the same episode where they talk about death
That's a direct quote from the show (Bandit tried to outsmart Bluey during a game of copy cat. He lost.)
I know, doesn't make it less gross
Hes just mimicking a lot of scenes from the show.
This seem more like Cinemaphile tactic: make bait thread so the game or vidya you WANT to talk about will not die after a day or two. Actual on topic OP will get ignore and died at page 10 with 1 or 2 post, at best. Bait thread or Lust Provoking Image: OP Question Irrelevant get around +100-500 post in comparison.
Have fun, kids!
is Bandit considered Safe Horny? i don't want my twitterpals to think of me as weird because i jack off to a character from a children's show y'know?
Is that something you would casually share with Twitter? I mean, not everything has to be shared with the world, right?
I ask, because I have a few that make me feel funny, but, it’s not something I share with anyone outside of a small group that feels the same way I do.
I guess the answer is No, unless you are a female that is drooling over his voice or ability to commit to the role when playing with the kids?
>Is that something you would casually share with Twitter?
i don't wnt to be cancelled for having the hots for something you shouldn't just lile those anime child porn where everyone justify it as being 500 years old. i don't want to fall for that trap
Other guy was saying just don't tell anyone. Gap to bandit when you want and don't saying about it on Twitter, it is that easy.
Are you gay? If you're gay you're fine
The gays with parental affection issues have been lusting for him for a year now.
Hell, someone made a Bandit Fursuit to ropelay as him at a con and he literally had people lining up to give him attention for the entire week.
Yeah we saw
Go get your hug!
Wtf I like fursuits now.
Why did you do this to me, anon??
Feels wrong that they're shorter than humans.
I'm fine with the idea that they are dog people who are basically human with dog characteristics. Including being as big as an average human.
I guess making them shorter allows them to be cuter.
It’s all kind of relative, isn’t it? All their infrastructure , cars and homes are built around it, so it doesn’t seem that noticeable to me in the show.
True I guess its all made to fit them well. Its comfier this way.
I like this image a lot because its so true in this day and age. Can you imagine if parents weren't so fucking shit, how many people online wouldn't turn into fetish gay homosexuals
Yep! But unfortunately the Capitalist machine needed more money and more workers but you still had to get married and pump out kids even if you don't love em and treat them like property.
>latest episode is about a kid who have the encouragement of playing his favorite sport by his brothers, father, and friends
>meanwhile, my brother tell me to fuck of and never let me join in any sports and my dad is dead
>never pick in PE in general for sport
>no one plays sports with me
I am happy for a fictional dog to be able to enjoy the sport so much that he became a profession, but it also make me remember I NEVER had any good sports memories of my own. Its nice to watch but it also hurt.
I interpreted the last scene as just a fantasy, not a real flash forward
Were you filtered by The Show? I'm just trying to understand the overlap.
I never got encouragement much from my family either when it came to sport. I had to find my own support and role models for that. They provided so much help that my dad and family could never provide. He was just a funds provider and nothing else so it’s not like I can’t be too upset if he funded it. Just felt more like he did so I could fuck off while he worked. They were the type of retard parents who thought only studying is how you get ahead in life
my brother used to encourage others to make fun of me, years later and I'm not fond of him.
The Behind Bluey podcast with Joe brumm is very interesting since it is just him detailing the process for each of the episodes he writes. This one is for stickbird and the whole episode is based on an actual life event with his kid at the beach plus having to deal with lots of criticism which he feels hinders him from wanting to create the episodes he wants.
Teen Bluey
God that sounds like an autistic BPD nightmare
If this is them in high school they would be wearing uniforms.
Non Aussie artist?
Every developed country has school uniform policies. Stops the frog kids from turning gay.
While they are quite common, not every Australian school requires uniforms or enforces a policy.
That and the legal entitlement to an education conflicts with the idea of removing someone from the educational environment for not wearing specific garments that are not free.
Do Aussies do the whole school uniform thing? I thought that was mainly Asian.
Mostly just private schools.
Public Australian schools tend to be more concerned with keeping students from doing meth in class than having them wear uniforms.
lol wrong public schools do have uniforms and they are policed to an extent. At most kids untuck their shirts or wear sneakers but kids like that are usually bogan.
My favorite agent of chaos
That's kinda cute but Rusty is for MacKenzie and Jack has to watch from the corner
Uh oh, are the fujos making their move?
>fujos
Yeahhhhh….
Making?
Too late
Fujos are horny
These are just vitue signalers
Blue Heeler. It's her breed, not her gender you dimwit. Also cute puppers.
>breed a collie with a dingo to form this
How did they do this?
They're Australians.
I wonder if this breed is going to have an explosion in popularity because of the show. Though most people outside of Australia probably don't know about it.
It's already happening. And people are having regrets because they don't realise how difficult they are to raise.
It reminds me of when people got dalmatians because of 101 Dalmatians and shelters ended up flooded with them because they were so much work for people.
The same thing happened during the lockdowns.
>people suddenly working from home
>impulsively buys a family dog
>lockdowns end
>explosion of dogs at animal shelters
I mean this in sincerity: most dogs are great pets. However, most dog owners shouldn't have one.
My parents live in a village and their neighbour is a dog breeder who decided to breed abd sell heelers. She got 5 puppies and hoped to sell them but only one was sold. It is not a popular breed.
DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING
the studio that made "Bluey" also made "the strange chores" that show reminds me of "Wishfart" ffffff
research about The strange chores at your own risk, is as dangerous as Trulli Tales.
The ending of neighbors feels like it’s from mr rogers neighborhood, early Sesame Street or even that episode of the sopranos where the gang is all sitting at Satriale’s. Everyone just enjoying the community with its hustle and bustle
>
>German shepherd from Argentina
His grandad worked overtime at Pawschwitz
>my sides
>*cries terribly*
I DID NOT ASK FOR THESE FEELS
Choke on them anon.
CHOKE ON THEM
Overrated. Rug Island is better.
camping and daddy dropoff hit me way harder
The new mlp
Bluey fans actually like the show though.
Bluey is far too well written, deep and mature to be compared with little girl show shit like mlp.
I hope this is intentionally cringe
And no that doesn't mean I like the horse show
At least Bluey won an Emmy
It fucking wishes
Lemme know when Bluey gets a containment board
nah thats vtubers
Whats the appeal
Cute dogs doing cute things.
reproduction propaganda that's watchable
Pepa pig with a bit more budget.
It's a lot more cheeky and self-aware than that show. You'd catch me dead before I'd go out of my way to watch peppa pig but I find myself watching the occasional Bluey when I miss my nieces. Its wholesome content also feels more genuine
>Its wholesome content also feels more genuine
Probably cause you're autistic as shit since Bluey is romanticism on drugs
It is, but I get the feely feels when watching it which no other kid show does to me. In fact this shit is really out of my repertoire I mostly watch HBO dramas and shit
>catching feels
Bruh, I get it. I’m a single white guy, admittedly not the best childhood growing up, but, that said, this show taps into some river of feels that we ignore/supress and shit just jumps out. I can’t barely hear the music for “sleepytime” without tearing up ffs.
I love and hate it, but I’ll watch this forever.
Also, Jack is me, I was Jack growing up
>male
why, because blue heelers are blue?
I mean the characters DO look pretty much the same and when I ask people to guess just by looking if dogs or cats are boys or girls even if they tell people "they can tell" they always get it wrong.
And I admit here: I cannot tell. They are damn animals. Obviously I can tell with some kinds of birds the pretty colorful one is the boy. Most dogs? No fucking idea. No I don't want to look at doggy genitals unless I have to to pick out pets or some shit.
made for Lupin
She’s too big for him
You will now imagine all of them as human.
Eurgh
Muffin.
Need to punt her.
Cute as shit
The biggest filters for this show are the initial reactions to the name and character designs which are genuinely below-average. But this just shows how important good writing is in this modern media landscape.
Damn how come bluey has neither:(
That Chilli makes my chile the big chile.
>how important good writing is
Not very lol. Bad writing hasn't stopped PAW Patrol or Peppa Pig being fucking media behemoths that I doubt Bluey will catch up with even though the writing is much better
>not catching up
They have been overtaken years ago, homosexual lmao
>spongebob being on netflix
how old is this data?
The article doesn’t say. It comes from here
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features/powerful-people-kids-entertainment-1235507904/amp/
And the dataset comes from Netflix
Something's very screwy here given that according to Netflix PAW Patrol eclipsed Cocomelon globally in last year's data
Either PAW Patrol (and presumably Peppa) got excluded, the data just isn't available or they've restricted it to a certain region and not mentioned that
https://www.whats-on-netflix.com/what-to-watch/most-popular-kids-shows-and-movies-on-netflix-top-10s-in-2022/
Found better data from Nielsen that this site puts together from 2022 viewership numbers.
https://entertainmentstrategyguy.com/2023/05/15/should-kids-shows-be-popular/
That data is based on longer-term trends whereas I don't know what timescale the Hollywood Reporter infographic is meant to be. Presumably it's figures so far for 2023, because Cocomelon has had annual figures of 33Bn before.
But if PAW Patrol is far ahead of Cocomelon JUST ON NETFLIX when its entire US viewership isn't counted in that because it's a Paramount+ exclusive there, AND it's on Amazon Prime too, safe to say it's still the king and the anon saying >homosexual lmao looks dumb
I'm not saying anything about which show is better or which will be have more of a legacy (though I did say Bluey is definitely better written). Just that there's a whole other level of popularity to get to yet.
No PAW Patrol or Peppa there, because presumably it's harder to get accurate numbers. It's obviously not because either show did lower numbers than Sharkdog or Go Dog Go
Idk how Nielsen isn’t getting streaming numbers for these shows. Is Nick just not providing them?
>Just that there's a whole other level of popularity to get to yet.
Well people on tiktok are talking about it. Its probably as popular as it can be.
PawBros... we need to accept our loss.
I really don't see how that would be your response to the link that says Paw Patrol is way ahead of cocomelon which is top of the nielsen chart
I'm really not wanting to come across like a PAW Patrol fanboy here either. I just care about numbers and PAW Patrol and Peppa not being on the infographic makes zero sense
Maybe they're lazy, maybe it's just not possible when they're on too many different networks and streaming services
>I'm really not wanting to come across like a PAW Patrol fanboy here either.
Then maybe don't write several huge posts with researched sources trying to show how much more popular the show is.
But that's because I care about accurate data, not about what the data is on
>I'm an autistic weirdo, not a Paw Patrol fanboy
I guess I'll accept that.
My autistic dude
It's very very simple
Nielsen only measures the US
Netflix figures are global
Chart just shows Cocomelon is #1 and Bluey is #2 in the US
Paramount+ just can't compare
As for the original infographic poster
He's not proving what he thinks he's proving
Ah ok thanks. Nice poem
I was on Google analytics and searching between bluey and paw patrol and apparently paw patrol is the most popular in Iran by a long shot. They love that shit over there
Are you sure you're not thinking of Miraculous Ladybug? That's the show that has anomolous data from Iran
Nope. Iran just really loves police
Nicaragua what are you doing? You can't afford the sort of lifestyle Bluey shows off, not even most Australians get to live like that.
Google Trends is a bunch of shit for comparison. It's only good for seeing how one thing has gone up and down
Actually very surprised to see Bluey peaked in December and is going down
Way too limited data set, the shows mentioned are spread across far more streaming platforms. Also wtf is the timeframe
>even though the writing is much better
lmao
i also think the writing is good but don't really know why that's the main point people sperg about
the visuals are the key point of this show for me
Yeah the kids wanted the dad to play the baby. Were all Cinemaphilefags secretly raped or something by their parents or uncles or something?
>Were all Cinemaphilefags secretly raped or something by their parents or uncles or something?
Well i assume you were considering you're so willing to wear diapers and dresses at someone's command
>someone’s command
That someone is your own daughter wanting to play with you for a skit. I swear all of you Cinemaphile naggers are so brain damaged from seeing shit online that you think bandit dressing up is alluding to age regression.
>That someone is your own daughter wanting to play with you for a skit
Are you a single dad, a cuck, or both? Get the wife on it.
>get the wife on it
>dressing up as a baby is for fags so it’s okay if the wife does it
Thank you for your concession, stupid nagger. Apparently, playing with your kids is beneath you as a man lmao.
up as a baby is for fags so it’s okay if the wife does it
Because women never really grow up you stupid fucking homosexual. Just admit you get off to dressing up as a chick and we'll move on.
And if you wanna play with them then play gender neutral games, you literally have no excuse to be such a flaming homosexual.
>women never really grow up
Steven crowder is that you? Back to screaming and screeching at the wife to be more traditional I see.
>admit you like dressing up as a chick
It was a baby but I can see how you can mess that up with your low monkey IQ, nagger.
>gender neutral games
Acting in a make shift play is a gender neutral game. I cant imagine being so brain damaged by current events and tv that you are so insecure in yourself that even thinking of dressing up for a little game with the kids will make you think you want to take BBC up the ass. Get on the SSRIs, nagger
>Steven crowder is that you? Back to screaming and screeching at the wife to be more traditional I see.
Wash your dick, go outside and talk to women I'm begging you
>It was a baby but I can see how you can mess that up with your low monkey IQ, nagger
I also mentioned dresses but you're too low IQ from watching toddler shit i see
>Projection
>BBC out of nowhere
This homosexual is broken lmao I'd tell you to never have kids but genetics has already ensured that
>projecting
Telling me to go outside to talk to women and you say I’m projecting? LMAO
>also mentioned dresses
I don’t see a dress in that screenshot of bandit with the kids. Why do you feel the need to include that? Are you also projecting your homosexualry onto me that you like being a femboy dressing as a female? LMAO
>broken
Projecting again. Crying and seething like all the bald manlets who watch alpha sigma channels online thinking acting tough makes them more manly. If you are a troon in the closet, just say that. I’m waiting
>These sad attempts at projection
So broken, just like his asshole after his daddy had a bit too much to drink lmao
nagger is still projecting lmao. Sorry that your dad and uncles blew up your holes and now you sit in the closet. I’m still waiting on my answer. Are you a tranny?
>being such a newfag you dont know hoe to reply correctly
This is why other boards make fun of us
He's denying you your (You)s.
It is on purpose, retard. No (you) for you.
Maybe it's you the newfag. It's a way to reply to another post without giving (You)s.
Kids like Paw patrol more for its colors, the repetition, the music and the cute dogs.
Its designed to be as inofensive as possible even if twitter twats can find something to be offended anyway.
But Paw patrol will come and go. Another thing will take over.
Bluey will be more fondly remembered. Especially by parents who appreciate the lessons and relatability. Kids may eventually go back and watch it with new eyes, and realize that they really were watching a quality show even if they didn't see that when they were little.
I hope thats what my daughter gets to see when she grows up at least.
>Kids may eventually go back and watch it with new eyes, and realize that they really were watching a quality show even if they didn't see that when they were little.
I did that with anime Magical Doremi. I rewatched a few years ago.
Gotta admit, the artist totally nailed the humanizations there. That’s not easy.
Bandit is a jerk.
>being a popular Aussie show, it was practically a requirement to put an Irwin family member as a guest voice
>only excuse to have a teenage boy in the show
>is then expectedly put on the permanent fujo ship to hell
everything about this was predictable and still priceless
Dude, jannies ain’t fuckin around.
i wasn't sure if I'd like this since the character designs are a little...well...lacking and i tend to be very autistic about art style but a friend had me watch a few episodes and its really kind of nice how easy it is on the brain.
>It's a "Chilli pegs Bandit" episode
Looking for a boyfriend
What kind of parents name their kid Blue Way
I respect it. It's something a little kid would say and is a harmless joke but he knew that some parents would come after them for it. Have to pick your battles and that was not it.
It would have been put in if Bluey never left the commonwealth. People there more-or-less keep to their own beliefs but Americans are too religious and sensitive for something like that, no matter how innocent sounding
I'd marry Wendy
You know what would be more relatable, something every mom can enjoy? Chilli x Pat episode:))
Nah. I prefer Bandit topping Pat
>Bandit
>Anything but a bottom bitch
Cringe and OOC
THIS, SO MUCH THIS, I have an arguing with my sister and my brother-in-law over this character called bluey.
anyone got a link to the latest season of eps? I'm behind and need to catch up.
wcoforever. all three season are on 1337x too.
thanks anon
Bitch
blursed
Don't be mean
They are smart. They created unfuckable looking characters.
I would fuck Bluey any day of the week.
Artists will just go off model anyway like
But what matters is that the show artist themselves don't indulge this crowd.
I hear ya to some degree and I get it in some cases. Perhaps family entertainment is the place where that is most appropriate.
But it’s a so called rule of the internet, there’s gonna be porn no matter what you do. Why change your vision to try to stop it? Granted I don’t think this really applies to Bluey but I’m talking the sentiment in general
Because it makes the art itself timeless despite the corrupted age we live in. Encouraging better morals overall.
As for Bluey, I would not be surprised if the show creators had her designed like this to allow the show to appeal to a broader audience and enable the lessons to be more universal. And, in all fairness, it worked.
The only way to not indulge rule34 artists is to not draw anything at all. Maybe draw landscapes or something like George bush
>I need to not exist in order for r34 artist to not have the possibility to draw me.
The standards are too high.
>design a male animal
>it's a bitch
>Lusting after a brick dog
hhmmm
>intense thinkin.jpg
>Lusting after a brick dog
Not like it hasn't happened before.
I don’t care if it’s hypocritical, those kind of designs are the coolest.
they all look alike
it's a fucking dog.
When did 4chins turn into a hive of puritan creeps that give even twitter feminazis a run for their money?
Blame /misc/tards, they fell for the religion meme.
Around 2016 they got it into their heads that this was a website for crying about their moral affectations and not, you know, the opposite.
This is a bluey thread, it should be her in diapers
Pedo thread
The character's a fucking dog.
Gas yourself, autist OP.