Despite Snyder's recent failures I'm actually quite stoked for this.

Despite Snyder's recent failures I'm actually quite stoked for this.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s A Bugs Life but I’m space. Trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought I was the only one that's space

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, space over here too, Anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm space. WTF is happening?

          Were we cloned? In space?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino incoming

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can say this exact same sentence at any given time in the last 10 years or the next 10.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Slander!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon has rung the bell of truth
      Snyder's a textbook example of failing upwards
      The good shit he has done gets more watered down with (almost) every new project

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The good shit he has done
        the what

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it will be unwatchable because he thinks he doesn't need a focus-puller anymore. the recent test he shot on his phone looked better than the entirety of army of the dead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the recent test he shot on his phone looked better than the entirety of army of the dead.
      Isn't that a good sign?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no because he won't shoot the film with his fricking iphone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't Larry Fong shoot this one?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, Snyder will DOP himself again

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, no. Will he do

              [...]
              [...]
              He did more stupid shit.

              >The behind the scenes episode presented by the Netflix Film Club showing the making of ‘Army of the Dead’, reveals the brave cinematography decision by Snyder to shoot the whole movie when the aperture of the lens is wide open (f0.95). “I just feel that it’s a rude thing to ask for a cinematographer…and then if it was a complete frick-up then it would be my fault and I’m fine with that” Snyder says.

              >Zack Snyder elaborated on his work as a director, and moreover, as a cinematographer. “I’m going to shoot the entire movie wide-open (0.95). There’s never to be a stop on any lens, for the entire film… and I just feel that it’s a rude thing to ask for a cinematographer” Snyder states. “It’s really about just sort of taking responsibility for the experimental nature of what I wanted to do... and then if it was a complete frick-up then it would be my fault and I’m fine with that” he adds. According to Snyder, the Dream Canon Rangefinders, which was rehoused by ZERØ OPTIK, are characterized by their creamy, and crazy bokeh, which has a solid contribution to tell the story. Nevertheless, shooting wide open demands decent cinematography skills, because every inch counts for accurate focusing.

              >The lenses are defined as the “Dream Set” because of Canon 50mm f0.95 “Dream Lens“ which is the heart and soul of this set. That lens got its nickname because of the unique, beautiful, dreamy character it delivers when shot wide open, at its super-fast f-stop of f0.95. ZERØ OPTIK stepped up big, building us a complete set of 1960s Canon Rangefinder lenses that share many of the unique characteristics of the Dream Lens, including the gold single-layer coatings, low-contrast, unique bokeh, gentle fall-off, gold lens flares, low chromatic aberration, and overall “Dreamy” character. All the lenses actually cover beyond full-frame and will cover the entire RED Monstro sensor (the sensor behind ‘Army of the Dead’).

              again?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He literally threatened his fans he would, yes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If it's as bad I'm not gonna watch it. AotD made my eyes bleed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder that tons of people fricked up their TV set thinking it was broken because of the dead pixels in the movie. It became an issue for Netflix.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kek. Really don't think he will. This time around he'd burn like 400 million. He's a sperg but no way he's that moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                for

                He literally threatened his fans he would, yes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kinoplex chads just stay winning.
                Can't see deadpixel screen too giga to notice.
                Ahh Vegas and zombies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it will be unwatchable because he thinks he doesn't need a focus-puller anymore. the recent test he shot on his phone looked better than the entirety of army of the dead.

          Aotd He was using a Red Dragon camera wasn't he?
          So what's he using for Rebel Moon, going back to film or we getting digital crap which will make his closeup on weapons look odd

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He filmed with a broken Japanese lenses from the 60s that he bought off of eBay. The lenses didn't even fit the camera.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              God damn, he can make shit like that work and still get it published it?
              No wonder this homie always working and being talked about

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, he was actually surprised the movie ended being with a lot of scene in focus.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Aotd He was using a Red Dragon camera wasn't he?
              So what's he using for Rebel Moon, going back to film or we getting digital crap which will make his closeup on weapons look odd

              God damn, he can make shit like that work and still get it published it?
              No wonder this homie always working and being talked about

              He did more stupid shit.

              >The behind the scenes episode presented by the Netflix Film Club showing the making of ‘Army of the Dead’, reveals the brave cinematography decision by Snyder to shoot the whole movie when the aperture of the lens is wide open (f0.95). “I just feel that it’s a rude thing to ask for a cinematographer…and then if it was a complete frick-up then it would be my fault and I’m fine with that” Snyder says.

              >Zack Snyder elaborated on his work as a director, and moreover, as a cinematographer. “I’m going to shoot the entire movie wide-open (0.95). There’s never to be a stop on any lens, for the entire film… and I just feel that it’s a rude thing to ask for a cinematographer” Snyder states. “It’s really about just sort of taking responsibility for the experimental nature of what I wanted to do... and then if it was a complete frick-up then it would be my fault and I’m fine with that” he adds. According to Snyder, the Dream Canon Rangefinders, which was rehoused by ZERØ OPTIK, are characterized by their creamy, and crazy bokeh, which has a solid contribution to tell the story. Nevertheless, shooting wide open demands decent cinematography skills, because every inch counts for accurate focusing.

              >The lenses are defined as the “Dream Set” because of Canon 50mm f0.95 “Dream Lens“ which is the heart and soul of this set. That lens got its nickname because of the unique, beautiful, dreamy character it delivers when shot wide open, at its super-fast f-stop of f0.95. ZERØ OPTIK stepped up big, building us a complete set of 1960s Canon Rangefinder lenses that share many of the unique characteristics of the Dream Lens, including the gold single-layer coatings, low-contrast, unique bokeh, gentle fall-off, gold lens flares, low chromatic aberration, and overall “Dreamy” character. All the lenses actually cover beyond full-frame and will cover the entire RED Monstro sensor (the sensor behind ‘Army of the Dead’).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                BTW, by analyzing the RED Monstro setup, follow focus was not revealed. If so, Zack didn’t use a focus puller and did all the focusing by himself. Take a look at the BTS footage from trailers. There’s no follow focus in there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >bokeh
                KEK. I remember that he kept saying this shit over and over again in the promo stuff trying to justify his camera setup.
                It didn't even have a reason for it because Army of the Dead is a action movie about zombies. It has no reason for all that "dreamy" and out of focus look. It isn't some high fantasy or some thriller about a guy who's hallucinating or dead in the after life or anything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he marketed it as a heist movie but there's no heist
                he's moronic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              God damn, he can make shit like that work and still get it published it?
              No wonder this homie always working and being talked about

              [...]
              [...]
              He did more stupid shit.

              >The behind the scenes episode presented by the Netflix Film Club showing the making of ‘Army of the Dead’, reveals the brave cinematography decision by Snyder to shoot the whole movie when the aperture of the lens is wide open (f0.95). “I just feel that it’s a rude thing to ask for a cinematographer…and then if it was a complete frick-up then it would be my fault and I’m fine with that” Snyder says.

              >Zack Snyder elaborated on his work as a director, and moreover, as a cinematographer. “I’m going to shoot the entire movie wide-open (0.95). There’s never to be a stop on any lens, for the entire film… and I just feel that it’s a rude thing to ask for a cinematographer” Snyder states. “It’s really about just sort of taking responsibility for the experimental nature of what I wanted to do... and then if it was a complete frick-up then it would be my fault and I’m fine with that” he adds. According to Snyder, the Dream Canon Rangefinders, which was rehoused by ZERØ OPTIK, are characterized by their creamy, and crazy bokeh, which has a solid contribution to tell the story. Nevertheless, shooting wide open demands decent cinematography skills, because every inch counts for accurate focusing.

              >The lenses are defined as the “Dream Set” because of Canon 50mm f0.95 “Dream Lens“ which is the heart and soul of this set. That lens got its nickname because of the unique, beautiful, dreamy character it delivers when shot wide open, at its super-fast f-stop of f0.95. ZERØ OPTIK stepped up big, building us a complete set of 1960s Canon Rangefinder lenses that share many of the unique characteristics of the Dream Lens, including the gold single-layer coatings, low-contrast, unique bokeh, gentle fall-off, gold lens flares, low chromatic aberration, and overall “Dreamy” character. All the lenses actually cover beyond full-frame and will cover the entire RED Monstro sensor (the sensor behind ‘Army of the Dead’).

              Don't forget the best part. The lens he bought had scratches on it so the movie has permanent artifacts all throughout.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AotD was kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AotD and Alita: Battle Angel are the two best action movies in the past ten years, hands down.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he allowed to make movies? He's like an edgy version of JJ Abrams. And that's not a compliment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being that actress. Imagine thinking to yourself "this is my job, this is what I do with my life." How would she be able to look at herself in the mirror with any sense of pride?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Money.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "As an actress I came up with holding my arms backwards in an unnatural position while needlessly open and closing my hands. It's all part of the craft."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, and the zombies were unrealistic.

            Fricking kek.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you expect the director to edit the scene in such a way that you don't look fricking moronic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because the movie was such a realistic, down to earth vision presented in dark, moody tones that would put Man of Steel to shame.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >be that actress
        >think to self
        >why cant i just do this in a bikini
        >why do i have so much makeup on
        >nobody can even see who i am
        >i guess it's kind of a goth thot look
        >i hope my ass jiggles when i land
        >oh ohhh LINE LINE WHATS MY LANE
        >AHSHDAHHHAHHHHHH
        >jumps down runs away
        > N N N NAILED IT!!!!
        >lets see if i can frick one of the popular guys on set or maybe check out catering
        d-do i understand woman?
        >i dont how could you tell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The same way Spongebob's voice actor copes? He has said many times "I scream, do weird sounds and voices for a living" I think it's cool when people excel at something nobody else does

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Women don't feel emotions like pride and shame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, kino. If you don't get it you just don't and probably have shit taste anyway. It's exactly what it is supposed to be. I pity the plebs that get filtered so easily.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that movie was so bad, he should be ashamed of himself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of the worst directors working today

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s insane how 300 is pretty decent but then every other movie with his name on it is just embarrassing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Watchmen is good.
        But I agree, that was over a decade ago and he's been consistently shit since then, it's mind boggling how he still has a career, at least normies seem to like JJ's schlock

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I actually didn’t watch Watchmen. Forgot that was even him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I highly recommend it, it's better than 300.

            >An adaptation of Blood Meridian.
            Won't happen.
            [...]
            [...]
            His good movies are the ones where he basically only directs. 300 is just a retrace of the comics pages. Whenever he tries to write and be DoP he shits the bed hard. His first zombie movie was good but that's a remake. Dude needs to stay in his lane.

            >His good movies are the ones where he basically only directs.
            This makes sense, he really doesn't seem like a profound guy capable of writing deep stories, only putting a nice gloss on movies. That's basically what Watchman is, a good base story with Snyder's stamp on it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ is this an actual shot from a movie? Feels like something shot on an iPhone

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me too. Extremely. Everything I’ve seen/heard strikes me as pure kino.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Snyder

    So it'll have a bunch of flat-chested ugly chick and roided out homosexual musclemanz and the writing will be abominable dogshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is Snyder's fixation on girls with no boobs anyways

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eh. Athleticism + disliking fake boobs. Also, Carla Gugino.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gugino is like the token booba in his movies, and she's only like a D cup.
          Dropped his movies entirely when Gal Gadot got the wonder woman role

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. never experienced intense pain or mental troubles
      Stay safe, zoomy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what are you even implying

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you haven't made this face while in pain then how do you even know you are alive?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what face?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ZSJL was a masterpiece and army of dead was flickino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ZSJL was a masterpiece

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ZSJL was a masterpiece
      Nah.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >title design incorporates a circle
    why do I feel like graphic design in scifi stuff is really starting to all look the same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >rebel moon circle
      You mean an eclipse crest?

      Also, two circles does not a pattern make.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for correcting the record

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .recent failures
    >Last few works have been successful despite mixed ratings

    Fricking kek, based moron

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont care about snyder but sofeeia boutella is in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eh. Athleticism + disliking fake boobs. Also, Carla Gugino.

      Lmao of course he casts a skelly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will now watch your movie

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Space operas are never good

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zack Snyder is the blueprint.

    https://screenrant.com/stranger-things-henry-creel-vecna-doctor-manhattan/
    https://screenrant.com/james-cameron-zack-snyder-movies/
    https://www.indiewire.com/2020/08/peninsula-zombie-zack-snyder-dawn-of-the-dead-1234581636/
    https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2021/11/07/chloe-zhao-says-eternals-was-inspired-by-man-of-steel/?sh=4efd8f6711af
    https://comicbook.com/anime/news/attack-on-titan-director-season-4-surprise-zack-snyder-inspiration/
    https://www.flickeringmyth.com/2018/03/smallville-daredevils-steven-s-deknight-praises-zack-snyders-superman/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blueprint for direct to tv capeshit that no one watches whoa

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zack's last 3 movies were trash. Why should this be any different.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only the stuff he filmed himself was trash (AotD and ZSJL backyard reshoots).

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What failures? Army was 6/10 at best.
    Inb4 sambatv's cherry picked certain tv models only in the us numbers for JL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      see

      Only the stuff he filmed himself was trash (AotD and ZSJL backyard reshoots).

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sofia Boutella feet

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he should make another zombie flick instead

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly just want Snyder to make something like Fantasia but live action. Just 2 hours of 3+ musical shorts with kino directing to the rhythm of any music he likes. No dialogue whatsoever and barely any plot.

    His montages and music videos are pure kino even in otherwise shit movies.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people saying his recent movies are failures? I disliked Army of the Dead but that have a good RT score and made got tons of views. The prequel even more.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to believe he still has Watchmen-tier kino left in him but I think he's past that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, Netflix will be giving him plenty of chances. He has a tons of projects lined up for them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What else he got lined up?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This CGI animation.
          The animated series spin-off to Army of the Dead, the sequel to Army of the Dead.
          Some fricked up movie where he will take two high profile actors to go film "documentary" style a movie in South America without warning the locals.
          An adaptation of Blood Meridian.
          An adaptation of King Arthur legends but during the Gold Rush.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kek for real? That sounds like enough projects to last a decade or more.
            That's a terrible sign too, Watchmen and 300 were good because of a high attention to detail, he's not going to achieve that if he's stretched thin with all of these projects.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Some fricked up movie where he will take two high profile actors to go film "documentary" style a movie in South America without warning the locals
            The way he talks about honestly feels like the making of some snuff film. He says he wants to film real life action and with real people, and real consequences.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they're gonna get killed by some cartel

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >An adaptation of Blood Meridian.
            Won't happen.

            It’s insane how 300 is pretty decent but then every other movie with his name on it is just embarrassing.

            Kek for real? That sounds like enough projects to last a decade or more.
            That's a terrible sign too, Watchmen and 300 were good because of a high attention to detail, he's not going to achieve that if he's stretched thin with all of these projects.

            His good movies are the ones where he basically only directs. 300 is just a retrace of the comics pages. Whenever he tries to write and be DoP he shits the bed hard. His first zombie movie was good but that's a remake. Dude needs to stay in his lane.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >An adaptation of Blood Meridian.
              >Won't happen.
              nobody could do it better. It might be a thought crime by the time he gets to it though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >An adaptation of King Arthur legends but during the Gold Rush.
            I don’t think this is going to work well but I’ll give it a chance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >An adaptation of Blood Meridian.
            pls god no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Netflix is in the shitter in case you haven't been paying attention.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Bryan Cranston exclusively do voice acting roles these days?

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