>detective comes upon a powdered substance. >dips his finger and tastes it

>detective comes upon a powdered substance
>dips his finger and tastes it

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >detective comes upon a creamy white substance
    >dips his finger and licks it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      was it trying to rope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Is that cum?
      >*dips finger in and tastes it*
      >No...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ACK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting permanently disabled from doing some dumb shit like this. troony deserved it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah, it's certainly cum, alright. At least it smells like it.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Abandoned warehouse
    >Transaction between yakuza/cholos/blacks/mafia
    >"You got the stuff?"
    >"Yeah, did you bring the money?"
    >*Sidekick who says nothing comes forward and opens a silver briefcase full of money*

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >character finds a pool of colored liquid on the floor
    >tastes it

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >soldier lands on an alien world
    >about to enter battle
    >dips his finger into the dust he is standing on
    >tastes it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Salt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good post

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >character is in way over his head

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >detective comes upon a glass of milk
      >takes a sip
      >”Aww, Sheriff! We just missed him! We gotta circulate this! On Radio!”

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dies of carfentanil overdose.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >detective comes across pool of red liquid
    >Dips his fingers into it
    >Smells it
    >tastes
    >"Yep.... It's fresh"

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >character jerk offs sitting up-right in a chair

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Teenager loses his father murdered by black criminals and becomes nazi
    >curb stumps black criminal he catches trying to steal his truck,Black brains ooze onto the concrete
    >tastes it

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >OP answers the door late at night only to see flaming bag of dogshit
    >tastes it

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >detective sees shit in the toilet
    >dips his finger in and tastes it
    >"still fresh"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >detective comes across an unknown perp's tv dinner
    >eats the brownie and chicken piece but not the veggies
    >"Now he's gonna be a real hungry man"

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >detective tastes blood
    >"it’s not human"
    >dies of aids later

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Yup, fentanyl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dies of carfentanil overdose.

      They just don’t cut that shit or what? I don’t get it.

      was it trying to rope

      Lifted by the back of the chair, it rotates and catches him in the back

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        One grain of the shit is enough to kill you.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Detective enters a crime scene with CSIs in sterile protective gear poring through it
    >He just pulls out a pen from his pocket and starts poking the dead body and evidence contaminating everything instead of asking the forensics team collecting and photographing evidence to do it.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >character finds a brown stain in gfs panties
    >sniffs it

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Detective and rookie come across rotting dead body at crime scene.
    >"Yep, he's been here a while."
    >Rookie runs outside to vomit his guts out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >detective fricks the corpse

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just according to keikaku.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > Detective dips finger in vomit
      >tastes it

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Detective orders a coffee
    >Takes the lid off
    >Dips his finger in it and tastes it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Crotchety old israelite orders a coffee
      >Its barely lukewarm
      >Dips his nose in it to demonstrate

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        truly the nose knows

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The suspect grabs a hostage as he's about to be arrested
    >Points gun one handed and fires wildly
    >Detective draws on the bad guy
    >Grips Glock with two hands in a professional Weaver stance
    >Delivers a single shot
    >It's a non-lethal shot to the bad guy's shoulder which instantly incapacitates him and makes him release his gun.
    >Cops comfort the hostage
    (Picrel did this trope all the time when I watched it.)

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Detective eats a donut

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Different departments and agencies argue about jurisdiction each wanting to claim the case
    In reality they like to pass the buck and shirk responsibility and local departments like having the help and resources of the Feds.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >FBI shows up
    >Detective complains about the jurisdiction of handing it over to them.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > Character is walking alone at night
    > Sees a cute girl jogging towards him
    > Thinks about if he wanted to, he could probably rape and kill this woman and get away with it
    > Dick starts to move slightly
    > She gets closer and closer
    > He starts to seriously consider it
    > She goes on by
    > He sighs with relief

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >detective comes across red blood like substance
    >dips finger in it
    >"It's blood."

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Detective and Rookie in patrol car
    >Gets an emergency call
    >Coffee spills all over Rookie as he swears

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