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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you have sex with a big girl will you die?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey babe, I want to make a TikTok that makes fun of how short you are. You will look pathetic and it will be viewed by millions.
      Manlets agree to this for pussy, thereby procreating more subservient cuck manlets. We are witnessing natural selection in real time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most women I've met that are that tall are just really tired of being rejected by men, insecure homosexuals like you frick them then get uncomfortable with being seen with her in public and dump her. Instead tall guys frick short girls and create more manlets instead of breeding manlets out of the genepool by procreating with tall women, and women are even more insecure about this because there's only 10% of men over 6ft tall.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Uhhh turkey jizz?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anybody who tells you tall women are attractive has never been with one. It's annoying, uncomfortable and yeah, sometimes even embarrassing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The virgin holsing hands with a tall girl vs the chad riding on her shoulders like a beast of burden

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most women no matter their height will not ever consider any man that isn't significantly taller than them anyway so who fricking cares. A self inflicted issue is beyond sympathy, it's like pitying an incel. You're wasting your time and your energy on a person that knows exactly why they're the way they are but it's everyone else who should have to change. Enjoy your limited dating pull ya dumb bawd!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just wondering how many pajeets, south americans, ricers and other third worlders there are in this thread whacking off

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not wanting to be publicly humiliated for being short isn't being an insecure homosexual. I'm tall as frick and dating a tall girl and even I see that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm fairly tall at 6'2", but this chick I work with seems flabbergasted I'm taller than her. She'll outright act like a tomboy and punch and hit and compare and try and ask me to fix things constantly and is speechless when I'm bigger, stronger, faster than her about everything and it's easy.
            And by flabbergasted, I mean she's angrily horny every time I'm there.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There are 4'11 girls who act the exact same way my dude

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont even frick them, to me 5'7 is tall, 90% of people are hobbits in my area.
          Had 2 freakishly tall girls in my class, one was delinquent that went to 5th grade 3 times, the other was a village idiot. They were both 2 inches shorter than me but still treated all the boys like shit, tried to gaslight us that we're not men enough.
          All the girls that had crushes on me, hugged, kissed, were kind to me were at least 6 inches shorter or more, figured what nature intended as a kid and never going against nature.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Idk man. My experience has been that tall women are mostly shy and insecure about being too "big." A lot of them had ugly duckling syndrome due to being uncoordinated giants during puberty while the boys were still pipsqueaks. I've only met one that was as you described, and she was a big butch lady anyways

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Everyone's gonna have different experiences. What I really hate is how you cant talk about tall women online, because apparently average height doesnt exist for women, if you call her tall that means you cant be taller than her. Every fricking conversation is full of "ABLOO ABLOO you tall women dont give manlet a chance." diarrhea instead of useful comments.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wife is 6ft
          >ex was 6’2”
          >other ex was 5’10”
          I’m only 5’8” and I’ve never had a hard time dating women taller than me. I’m not insecure about my height, nor do I care. It’s never been an issue for me. Women in general just want to feel wanted and pretty.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're just after yer lucky charms

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why's e'eryone al'ays lawf when I say that!?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is kinda funny though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GIWIWH

      >Hey babe, I want to make a TikTok that makes fun of how short you are. You will look pathetic and it will be viewed by millions.
      Manlets agree to this for pussy, thereby procreating more subservient cuck manlets. We are witnessing natural selection in real time.

      Only terminally online Cinemaphileners think he didn't come off as a chad here. And probably some women but he won't care since he already has the best one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fake laughing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tall women can't find a bf

      fake and gay trope

      I have never met a woman taller than me and I doubt I ever will
      Where are beautiful, lanky and gangly babes oh lord?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I'd like to lift her up and make her feel tiny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's it like to be a manlet with a tall gf?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's over for him

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          RIP

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        extremely painful

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really feels like any other relationship. After the first 3 months you won't even notice the height difference anymore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funny, because the height difference seems absolutely massive. I am 5'5, when I stand next to a 6' guy, I obviously look very short. But when you're very short for a guy, and you stand next to a 6' woman, which is very tall for a woman, it really attracts attention. Much like this thread, only idiots and losers actually care.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do they always look so smug when doing this? Like yeah, congrats, you were born with different genes than that guy. You want a medal?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A tall woman is like a man with breasts.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >A tall woman is like a man with breasts.
          >like a man with breasts
          >with breasts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, I mean like, the social equivalent. Height is only valued in men. breasts are the same way. They are only valuable on a woman.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lol sucks to be her then according to your metrics

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lol sucks to be her then according to your metrics

              Taylor Swift (who 99.9% of men would love to frick) has hinted that she doesn't like being as tall as she is (5'11"). I don't really believe that, but still.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      humiliation ritual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is a 6" height difference, One foot difference would put his head well below her chin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct, girls that reach my nose are 6 inches shorter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks more like siblings.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would both

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if he's really 5'5 then that pic would make her 6'0 flat tops

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that not what a foot in difference looks like

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it would be extremely painful

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends. There is a correlation coefficient of 1 on a long enough time line. But causality is more than likely very low.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am five"foot five. Even short girls dont like me which is strange, because most people say im polite and kind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my sister is 4'10 and refuses to date below 6'0. She will physically hurt her neck looking up at him all the time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Always find women like this hilarious. She's going to create manlet children who will be insecure about themselves, just like hapas.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't want an incel son and is hoping his height will offset hers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then she's fricking moronic. If she has kids with a tall man then it'll just be a crapshoot, not some kind of magical averaging.

          I have a short grandmother and tall grandfather, all their kids were random heights from ~5'5 to ~6'2 (she's ~5'5, he's ~6'2). Your sister will have sons that are 5'2 and daughters that are 5'9, and anything else inbetween

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Relax, incel

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek. Its funny how people think genetics splits the difference in height

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't want a man who's taller than them, they want a man who's taller than OTHER MEN

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If she is hot with a good personality, I agree with her. Otherwise she should know her worth and marry some bum.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s always the womanlets that are height queens.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my sister is 4'10 and
        ...will create a manlet.

        If women don't like short men, then they should kill every woman below 5'10", because it's the short women that limit the height of their sons.

        t. 5'6" manlet born to a 5' woman and a 5'11" father.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have to be your own man. if they call you kind its because you're probably too people pleasing meaning an undeveloped person. Women want men.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Girls dont like me because im polite and kind.
      Theres your answer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >polite and kind
      ah see thats where you're going wrong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to pass girls in front of me, 3 asses blocking the sidewalk, overhear them talking shit about manlets, they were all shortarses, not even reaching my pecks, KEK.

      Fricking manlets when will you learn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That means you're too pussy to talk shit or make a joke. Man up buttercup

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S A HUGE b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FREAAAAAAAAAAAAK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FREAAAAAAAAAAAAK

      >BEHEMOTH

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "THAT'S A HUGE b***h"

        that part's the only part I remember from the whole movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thought that was from Hot Chick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s in both. I think The Animal too

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funnier movie now than it was then by a long shot. 10/10

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'3, my gf is 5'02, we get a lot of looks on the streets

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember my ex mentioned she had a new boyfriend. I felt fine but I must have made an initial face and she immediately said
    >he’s short, if that helps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She said that because she remembered you being a thin skinned b***h

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tall women can't find a bf

    fake and gay trope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not saying she isn't tall but these instagram prostitutes inflate their height like Pro Wrestlers. Highly doubt she is really 6'7 and her bf is really 7'2 or whatever

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being tall for a woman isn't really a flex like it is for guys. Truth is that most guys don't want a giant gf despite what these fetish homosexuals tell you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why does she look like she was stretched? Those proportions are all kinds of fricked.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Marfan syndrome

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why a Martian and not a Venutian. Girls are from Venus remember lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            whenever you get outside typical human norms you can start to run into weird proportions

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She got shrunk in the chocolate teleporting room and had to get taffy-pulled by Oompa Loompas.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >5'7 woman vs 5'7 man

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That looks uncanny.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally an alien.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >5'7 woman vs 5'7 man

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Longgirl is loooooooooooooooong

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically gave me a foot fetish

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to yell from offscreen "THAT'S A HUGE b***h!" whenever I see a large woman but no one ever gets the joke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godspeed anon. You're improving this world one Black personish heckle at a time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NGL I only rooted for Kendrick Lamar in the gay rap war because he was short and knowing his lifes struggle because height is bullshit. Especially since your brain is all that matters in the digital world but its women that still won't move past "oooh hes tall hes a protectah"

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a short guy who loves tall girls I was always mad they didn't just get an actual 6'4" woman. Could have given a nice tall lass some work instead of making a juvenile hurrr durrr tall woman is a freak joke

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5'2
    >5'7 bf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They feel like they're towering over their 5" taller boyfriends?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5'2 and 5'7 look the same height from where I'm standing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On the ground?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, in front of my boyfriends big black dick. stay mad, manlet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, in front of my boyfriends big black dick. stay mad, manlet

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  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a tall girl to smother me with love.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, how could a 5'2 girl ever look down on anything?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fell in love with the character Kate in this movie. I thought she was like the perfect girlfriend when I saw this movie when I was young.

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