Dev Patel Eyed For Reed Richards in Marvel's FANTASTIC FOUR

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BECAUSE WE ALL SHIT IN THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As long as they cast Sarah Gadon as Sue.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK no. I can barely handle BMWF, if hollyisraelite starts pushing pajeets/white girls I'm going to lose it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      “As long as” that a pretty beta phrase. “I’ll let you kill me, just don’t tell my parents”

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's a pretty autistic comment

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You are an incel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This Sarah Gadon schizo is really starting to get on my nerves.

      Nobody cares about that fricking ugly b***hm

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "Starting"? Good cause he stopped posting his stupid fricking webms some time ago.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sarah Gadon is a Goddess.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone loves Sarah Gadon here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sarah Gadon would be perfect as Sue. Her ass would look great in the tight blue suit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        One leaf is already too many

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sarah Gadon would be kino.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I love Sarah Gadon's ass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sarah Gadon. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck insider her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll frick her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Io as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem al

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        complete the pasta

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he couldn't resist the urge to fap and had to stop, give him 2-3 minutes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's been a while, do you think he passed out? Or maybe he forgot about this thread.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Better /ourpoo/ than a Black person tbh, although Reed should be a white chad.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT REDEEM YOU FRICKING b***h BASTERDS

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a shit choice, that guy ruins every fricking film he's in. Charisma of a cardboard box

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he was pretty good in Lion

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been a good Fantastic Four movie? It seems like the most cursed franchise ever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The 2005 film is alright.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was ok…

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was completely fine for the times. People exaggerate how bad those two movies were

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          People also exaggerate how okay they were. They were dogshit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Any FF movie where Doom's face is shown is doomed to failure cause it shows the filmmakers can't even translate the simplest thing from the comics correctly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The film from the early 2000's was good.
      Better casting then in all of phase 3-4.

      It caught the family feel and had great casting.
      Too bad about how he did doom and the final act of the first one.

      Dated inappropriate music in certain places rather then timeless stuff too.

      But it was the first unofficial MCU movie without actually tying into the MCU.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no, because there's never been a good fantastic four comic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you even Byrne?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So they'll make him adopted or something?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My homie Eko making the big moves now

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about the Fantastic 4 that makes them impossible to adapt to the big screen? It feels like such an easy concept but filmmakers can’t help but frick with it somehow. Why is that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's the... uh... yeah. It's definitely the fact that it's a white family with an obedient wife, a good friend, good kids and a flaming hot jock brother.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the stakes in a FF story is often of a higher tier than in a Xmen or Avengers story
      the events are not more dramatic or dangerous, just operating on a different plane (literally in most cases)
      its more cerebral, more 'what if the universe itself was completely different, basic assumptions challenged, what is a god, what is reality, what is power for, why do we do what we do, what happens when universal laws encounter supreme and defiant intellect'
      its just way too cerebral to work well in a straightforward story with character progression and a beginning, middle, and end

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >its more cerebral
        >Flame on!
        >IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME
        >Doombots
        >Fantasticar
        >Mole Man
        Etc.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          johnny and grimm long ago stopped being meaningful characters
          they still have arcs but don't factor into the main conflicts
          Sue is only relevant because her infidelity and children are often directly involved in Reed or Doom's actions

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            honestly, I think Johnny and Ben were much more interesting characters in the Ultimate Comics. Johnny was living with Bobby Drake at Peter Parker's place, going to high school with them. They were hanging out with some other students during that time and Liz Allen's mutant gene activated. I believe Johnny was under the impression that her mutant powers manifested because of her proximity to him. Even cooler, I think, was when all the mutants were forced underground, he went with. Mutant prejudice was skyrocketing and he was just along for the ride because to the regular folk, it didn't matter the difference between Mutants and Mutates. He even tried having a somewhat philosophical discussion with the x-men about how there really isn't any difference between them, which kind of blew up in his face when it was revealed the the US government created the Mutant Gene in a Canadian facility using nanobots, but still...

            Also Ben could glow purple, married Sue after Reed became the evil and they had a baby that could, like, stabilize incursions?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Also Ben could glow purple, married Sue after Reed became the evil and they had a baby that could, like, stabilize incursions?
              Yeah I wish they had kept the Ultimate Comics as a "modernized"/reimagined (and sometimes deconstructed) version of the main Marvel universe instead of the weird full-on what if they turned it into after the pile of shit that was Ultimatum.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                As much as I didn't like Ultimatum, I did like Ultimate Post-Ultimatum. It started feeling like it's own thing instead of just, "aren't you excited to see this story, redone again but in modern times with younger characters?" Like, yeah, when I was a kid and Ultimate was coming out it was great not having all the baggage of the 616, but it was also cool having a sandbox for new writers to come in and do whatever they frick they wanted.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You mean the reality where Ben Grimm,one of the last manly Marvel characters didn't care if Sue cucked him with Reed to get the saviour kid? Even if it turned out to be his kid in the end,that was no Ben Grimm.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ben Grimm is to this day one of the most beloved Marvel characters and the most popular FF character. What the hell do you mean, not meaningful?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hollywood doesn't want to make a blockbuster movie about a well functioning family, much less a white one. that's normally animated feature territory

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It shouldn't be hard, but Hollywood has a different idea of what the Fantastic Four should be everytime they adapt it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      CGI stretchy limbs always look bad

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That is definitely the face of a man I'd guess was named Reed with parents that have the last name of Richards.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the smartest man in the universe is a pajeet
    literally breaking immersion and I have a lower bar for marvelturds anyway

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The cosmic family is over

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >BLOODY b***h DOOM BASTARD DO NOT REDEEM THE MACHINE TO HELL FRICKING BENCHOD KILL YOU SIR

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fantastic Poo

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is a rib right? COME BACK DOOM YOU BLOODY BASTARD b***h

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel's The Fantastic Loo

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Penn Badgley was a better choice but Dev Patel isn't a horrible cast. As long as he doesn't ham it up it'd work.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imnagine read taking a big dump on the street right in front of Dooms castle.
    With his tongue he could eat the shit directly out of a cow anus.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HAHA holy frick

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't people complaining about pic related? This is what you get

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We were complaining about the writing, not the casting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I forgive his performance when he told the story of filming his scenes
        >called by marvel just days before asking if he'd like to fly in for a day of filming to shoot a cameo
        >was available so he accepted
        >they didn't tell him anything about the character or who this Reed was, they gave him nothing to work with except lines to read
        >he literally didn't act off anyone, his scenes were entirely filmed with himself in front of a greenscreen pretending to react to the other characters

        It's amazing how soulless the marvel filming process is. Why even use actors at this point?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should outspurce the entire mcu to india. Cringe and pajeets go hand in hand

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK HOW FAR I CAN STRETCH MY ARMS TO TOUCH THAT BOOBA!
    WOOOOW

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Dev Patel a muslim paki? Why indian memes then?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They are the same fricking shit you moron. Pakis and Pajeets are the same Dravidian race.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      whats the difference?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's just racist incels.
      Just like the shitters that say all latinos are the same when there's Mexicans, Brazilians, etc.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >both do drugs and cut each others heads off
        whats the difference between mexicans and brazillians?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          huehuehue and jejejeje

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ugly mexican

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >mexicans
          Majority white

          >brazilians
          Majority black

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have read two confliction rumors:
    The director wants to stay faithful to the comics and insisted Ben to be played by a israeli actor;
    And that Marvel insist a POC (or BIPOC) on the team.
    How come?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, it's the Brown Knight guy.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    too white

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how refreshing would it be if Reed and Doom are actually clever people who have intelligent dialogue that is challenging to understand, or even goes over the head of most viewers?
    they could even juxtapose this dialogue over Bang Zoom Pow CG battles, so everyone feels entertained
    if they were willing to really invest heavily in the script, the conflict between these two could be every bit as compelling and successful as Thanos was

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >quip this
      >quip that but quip√2
      SO EPIC LE SCIENCE!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >how refreshing would it be if Reed and Doom are actually clever people who have intelligent dialogue that is challenging to understand, or even goes over the head of most viewers?
      Not gonna happen, capeshit is for global market, dialogue is almost always straighforward

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GALACTUS DO NOT REDEEM

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's simple really. He has a beard, and sometimes the character Reed Richards has a beard. Perfect 10/10 casting. Everyone will love it

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why not, the human torch java Black person may aswell throw a street shitter in there

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Those are definitely the eyes of a genius!

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We need to go back

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shan't be watching in that case, simply shan't be watching

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He was great in The Green Knight

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Roger Corman's Fantastic Four is unironically one of the best capeshit ever made and deep down you know i'm speaking the truth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      legit meme material

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >world's smartest man
    >scams old ladies out of their retirement money to find the development of the toilet
    Could be based.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sikh bastards are the israelites of Asia.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >screw up Namor
    Doom is next

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reedeem sirs

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know Cinemaphile hates him, but he is legitemily a great actor. He is, in fact, too good for Marvel movies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >legitemily

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamnit. I already know you bastards are gonna do some drawing where he stretches his ass out into the street to defecate.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really see that casting Pavel as Richards would be the perfect idea for them to not cast a black actor as Jhony like they did last time. Would agree

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i really dont know how much you can stretch this MCU shit. Its tiresome already

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like him; very good actor, but how many times are they going to try remaking fantastic 4? It always blows.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >very good actor
      Proofs?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I’m not a super fan or anything, but I’ve found him to be charming & convincing in most things I’ve seen him in. Hotel Mumbai, Lion, Slumdog, etc.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's hilarious that studios fail to adapt the most wholesome/family-oriented Marvel property, seriously this is the one that strikes out kek

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But what about Doc Pavel?

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YOU! YOU FRICKING! YOU!

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    mr fantnastic is supposed to be american

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mr fantastic is a fiction character. it is a toy for children. get laid and stop caring about childrens shows

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He is a white character, and it's absolutely racist to engage in race-flipping and racial appropriation. If they want more diversity, then why don't they try doig what whites and israelites did for a long time, and create more characters? This shit exists because people created it. The lack of shit for everyone else is because no one's lifting a finger to create shit under the belief that they can just race-flip a white character.

        Not only is it racist, it's also incredibly lazy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >we're not brainwashing adults, we're brainwashing children!
        why do you think that makes it better?

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >if I produce an interdimensional wormhole, would that make all shits from street-shitting end up in white countries?

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    did you redeem, d.r doom sir son of basterd bish benchod?

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Weird that this guy can actually pass for someone named Reed Richard. Society must be undergoing some subtle shifts.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I actually dont see why its so hard to adapt Fantastic Four. Its just a family that have adventures like classic Star Trek, not that fricking hard

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sirs

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's being directed by some anonymous TV guy and MCU films are so weighted down with continuity baggage that this won't even really be a Fantastic Four movie. On top of that the CGI in these movies keeps getting worse and it's lame that Marvel's First Family is showing up almost 20 years into the MCU after all the other high profile characters have peaced out. That said Dev Patel is a decent choice, he looks stretchy.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fantastic Four has always been a stupid idea that should have been filtered out of the Marvel universe decades ago.

    >Spider-Man
    Relatable everyman who just happens to be a superhero
    >Iron-Man
    Super smart industrialist tech guy
    >Captain America
    Virtuous paragon and symbol
    Etc. etc. etc.

    Meanwhile Fantastic Four is just le family with wAcKy powers which don't complement each other well. It's no wonder the movies always suck when the team is stupid based off their powers alone.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can he stretch his butthole to a toilet?

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