Did any Jedi actually die in order 66?

Did any Jedi actually die in order 66?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the unpopular ones like Kit Fisto or Po Klum

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kit Fisto didn't die in Order 66, Palpatine personally lopped him in half.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and Ack Troon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        good one, you made me laugh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kit Fisto
      He got wasted like a complete padawan by The Senate.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do you counter Grievous just spinning multiple sabers in your face like a helicopter? seems op

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          force powers, he's just a glorified half droid wielding lightsabers, why everyone keeps trying to duel him instead of doing what windu did is beyond me

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean crushing his chest?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shoot him
          Choke him
          Attack as a group

          He’s one of maybe like 2 or 3 people that can actually just casually stand against Jedi. The other 2 were Cad and Jango. Claiming anyone else is just a lie, even top tier mandalorians jobbed to Old Maul and Jedi on the reg.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Shoot him
            >Choke him
            >Attack as a group
            Boil him
            Mash him
            Stick him in a stew

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kek
              But the old clone wars cartoon described the actual reason grevious was dangerous (and why cad and Jango were as well)
              They ambushed and struck fear and intimidated them, they didn’t ever meet them straight up. Grievous was big and flashy and Cad intentionally brought an annoying little robot to the fight so it’d jump on them and get in their face and shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        TCW is such dogshit it's unreal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gayloni asked George Lucas if he could have Plo Koon survive Order 66 (despite us seeing him clearly get killed onscreen). George said no.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the bad guy is a White man
    How original, how daring.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He and the girl are both clones

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't clone jedi right

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes they can, sometimes they can't. Depends on the series.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The gay writers at Disney can do whatever they feel like

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've broken this "rule" so many times now, both in old and new canon, that it really is meaningless at this point.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are some cloned Jedi in new canon?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            have you not seen any of the movies anon? snoke and rey's parents are failed clones of palpatine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luuke proves otherwise

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't he mad as a hatter?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both Luuke and Joruus were completely insane. X2 is the only clone Jedi that didn't go completely batshit. Even the droid they programmed Anakin Solo's personality into went crazy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you can't clone jedi right
        The end of Mando S3 featured a bunch of clones Black Vader Man made by mixing his own genes with baby yeed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Am I a joke to you?"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That old man ain't right.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a million Jedi died probably 100 survived and then cut that number in half for the huntings after so like 50 survived

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the number of jedi regularly listed as being about 10 000?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they adding complexity where there needn't be any.
    Almost all Jedi should have died during order 66, why complicate things.
    What did obi-wan do on Tatooine? Fricking nothing, why should their be enough content for a tv show.
    Give us cool new stuff not this low stakes between trilogies shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Give us cool new stuff not this low stakes between trilogies shit.
      no one talented is hired these days bro
      we're literally told we're too good to work on this shit and they hire 'diverse' morons who can't write because that's what showrunners want
      the days of merit have been gone since the late 90s

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Almost all Jedi should have died during order 66, why complicate things.
      Darth Vader hunted down the rest.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHITE MAN EVIL
    WOWZERS AMAZING WRITING

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And they could literally just make any character an alien if they wanted to.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        have you seen how shitty their makeup is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Palpatine israeli though so it balances out

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There were 10,000 Jedi before order 66, even if we knew of as many as a 100 that survived, that would mean order 66 had a 99% success rate. Much less than that are currently known to have survived though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MPalIV1.jpg

      Did any Jedi actually die in order 66?

      Lucas himself confirmed that there might have been at least 100 or more jedi that survived, however most of them were hunted down, hid, completely abandoned the order and its ideals or even severed themselves from the force so while jedi individuals still lived the order itself as well the ideals surrounding it were dead

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Dark Horse comics where Vader hunted down and killed the surviving Jedi were so freaking kino.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were 10,000 Jedi before order 66, even if we knew of as many as a 100 that survived, that would mean order 66 had a 99% success rate. Much less than that are currently known to have survived though

        Lucas said there were about 50-100 Jedi around post-RotJ, or at least that was his intention for the sequel trilogy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice fake quote you got there, homosexual.
          >le darth maul lived!
          Nope, Filoni Wars was never canon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Filoni Wars was never canon
            At this point im convinced only ANH and ESB is canon for you autistic morons

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              All six of Lucas' films along with the Genndy cartoon and the Dark Horse comics and video games that I like are canon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the Genndy cartoon
                Not canon.
                >the Dark Horse comics and video games that I like are canon
                Not canon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go be a nerd somewhere else, homosexual. The stuff I like is canon, the stuff I dislike isn't, and I dislike all of Disney Wars.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shit you like is not canon, son. I am sorry. Not to George, not to Disney.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If canon as a word doesn't refer to the stuff that I like, then it is a worthless term.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Things exist outside of you. The world doesn't revolve around you. *You* are meaningless and do not have authority or power over anything.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon but I agree with him on

                All six of Lucas' films along with the Genndy cartoon and the Dark Horse comics and video games that I like are canon.

                also The universe revolves around me. People only have souls when I will them to have souls in my mind, meaning the only people that actually exist are those that I consider my friends and family. Morality is objective insofar as whatever I believe to be moral is what’s objectively moral. Anything that I don’t care about is a gay hobby and anything that I do care about is of the utmost importance. Me thinking about how others view me would be paradoxical because they necessarily must either be liked by me in which case they have a soul or are not liked/unknown to me in which case they do not. I don’t make any attempt to view the world from the perspective of others because my perspective is the only one I’ll ever have to live with and therefor the only one that matters to me. Even if everything I’ve said is supposedly false I don’t care and will still act as though it is because reality is shaped by my own thoughts, not the other way around. If there is an external God then he must refuse to show himself because he is afraid of what I would hold him accountable to. If there isn’t an external God then I must be God myself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just want you to know I appreciate the effort you put into this post. A hearty kek was had. Thank you anon

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                in a profit based model the customer is king. fans ultimately decide what is what after the original creator is gone.

                Disney just owns the IP, they created nothing and are clearly mismanaging the frick out of it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lets be real here Disney throwing it all out was peak moronation BUT a lot of the og EU shit was also moronation of the highest order.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Star Wars shouldn’t have an absolute canon, there should be some vague rules but a tiered canon should have been the approach, the fact that literally everything is canon is stupid.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine pretending anyone respects or recognises Disney lore as canon in 2023, homies really be on that larp grindset

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based
                >B-But corpo has a piece of paper that says the slop they mak-
                No

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lucas hired Genndy to connect Ep II and Ep III, he only changed his mind and replaced him with Filoni when Genndy decided he didn't want to commit his life to Star Wars

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Genndy show was an experiment. It was never canon. Lucas did not write any of it and did not pay much attention to it, which is also indicated by how drastically different Grievous was as a character. It was mostly a toy ad for Hasbro and a testing ground for Star Wars in animated form.

                >George Lucas: Well, the Genndy show was an experiment that we did with Cartoon Network that was 5 minutes each, they went sort of where commercials normally go, and it was an experiment, not only in doing five-minute shows, but it was an experiment in trying to translate "Star Wars" into an animated medium, and we felt very good about that. We thought it turned out really well, and we then took it to the next level, which was to do a full-out animated series of "The Clone Wars." There's not much overlap. Genndy did most of the animation and most of the stories for the first experimental series, and this one I'm pretty much following the mythology and the rules of the features, so it's a little bit different, but it's very much like the features except it's in animation.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Muh canon
                Who cares homosexual. We never cared about what was and wasn't canon in the 90s. Material that was good was adopted, material that was cringe was ignored. Frick you Black person

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you must be sincerely convinced the gif you've just posted is actually good
                Grim.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Df2 bad
                Shut up moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >severed themselves from the force
        Interesting

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    representation is all that matters
    negative representation is bad representation
    therefore it is intentional and not even a conspiracy

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean if we go off the lore that there were thousands of Jedi it’s safe to assume several escaped

    But it’s also Disney being incapable of setting Star Wars outside of any time frame that isn’t between the prequels and the new sequels because they want to t try to marvel tie everything together

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I want Star Wars to be visually boring
    Every single Star Wars villain since Disney purchased the property has been a White man wearing black clothes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come on man you’re completely off base

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ARE WE BLIND?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you may not like the truth but that fit is one of the hardest in all of star wars

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that I want to defend disney but

        >the white man is in white clothes and the black one is in black clothes
        Man I hope that poster got fired for that blunder.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a white man wearing black clothes
      uh-huh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't count, the respawn games should be treated as a separate thing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >is literally part of the nu-canon
          >t-that doesn't count!
          Lol
          Also, what about Phasma, Moff Gideon, and Reva?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know who any of those people are. I watched The Force Awakens and it was total dogshit so I never watched another piece of Disney Wars afterwards. I've seen all you homosexuals post pictures of the evil White Imperials and nu-Imperials, though. You're not going to gaslight me.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Phasma was in the Force Awakens, and was a female wearing silver armor.
              And no, I'm not gaslighting you. Here's some of the villains that Star Wars had in the last 5 or so years.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, now I know you're lying because I saw the webms where that black chick does a heelturn and fights against Vader in the Obiwan show. Going to disregard everything else you've said.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not long after that she goes and attempts to kill Luke Skywalker. She's not portrayed as a good guy.
                Meanwhile, literally every single imperial and villain under George Lucas was a white guy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Darth Maul, General Greivous, and Jabba the Hutt are not White men.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Grand Moff Tarkin, Darth Vader, The Emperor, Count Dooku, and the entire Imperial High Command were, however.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And they were all cool. There's a difference between cool White men villains, and simpering homosexuals like Kylo Ren and Hux who are just there to look stupid and cringy. Darth Vader was cool, The Emperor was cool, Count Dooku was cool. Moff Tarkin was also badass, and didn't start crying or screaming when he lost.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They are honorary white

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trilla a cute. Shame that annoying nigress didn't die instead of her
                I could've fixed her

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the blue alien
                why did they stick a men in black character in the show

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                IMPLYING bottom right was a villain.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She was the antagonist of the series, yes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, it was the other intelligence Imps who were poo-pooing her correct conclusions.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >two Black folk are from side projects
                >blonde b***h is literally designed to look Aryan
                >Cad Bane is EU in origin
                >brown b***h was also a side project

                Anything mainstream?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cad Bane wasn't even the main villain of the Boba Fett show, it was some White crime lord guy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know but the point is that Cad Bane is an EU/Legends character who crossed over into Disney. Anyone using him as an excuse for nu-Star Wars is moronic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He wasn't an EU/Legends character, he was a TCW character.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is this a white guy?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Filonishit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is but the guy I replied to said that the main villain for bobf was a white guy, I don’t know what white guys look like were you live that does not look like a white guy. Hell I think there was only two white guys in the entire show (Sheriff Bullock and water merchant)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not going to watch that crap to find out where and to what extent White men were demonized in it, but I'm sure they were.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's white-coded

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pykes are asian coded tho

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t-those don't count
                Cope

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cope
                You've still not proven your point... you're just showing examples of why you're wrong and calling it a W. Twitter is that way you moronic Black personhomosexual

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all Disney Star Wars villains have been white guys wearing black
                >gets shown that it's not the case
                >UHM those don't count
                Keep coping

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was a late reply... I had enough time to go visit my grandma, have lunch and get back home. Your only response is to parrot the same redundant point and use a Twitter buzzword that fell out of use half a decade ago. Thank you for proving my point Black personhomosexual, since I know you tourists have a biological need to get the last word I'll wait another two hours and then maybe you'll work up the courage to parrot the same BS again

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>Cad Bane is EU in origin
                Cade Bane is Filonishit, TCW was never part of the EU.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they are so shit that they're even worse than the usual disney shit. I'd separate them too.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ah hello again

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a video game you moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not that I want to defend disney but

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They put Gus Fring in Star Wars? That's stupid for a whole different reason.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah he was this mastermind general but also a complete evil moron who kills all his own men for no reason due to complete strategic incompetence

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >who kills all his own men for no reason
            I can't stand that shit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's actually an actor playing a character, not a real drug lord

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They put Gus Fring in Star Wars? That's stupid for a whole different reason.

        Thing is, his previous role as Gus Fring is the only reason they'd dare cast him as a villain. If a generic actor of his ethnicity was brought in, it would almost certainly be in a rebel role.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nu-wars hates aliens and don't think they would be taken as seriously as a human character in big roles.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >now the israelites are promoting beastiality!
        what would be said if they used these designs

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care, I want aliens.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm not the one who started the idpol war. Don't get mad at me for defending myself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LIE DOWN AND DIE, have a nice day, YOU CAN'T FIGHT BACK, THAT'S CHEATING, DIE, WHITEY, DIE!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LIE DOWN AND DIE, have a nice day, YOU CAN'T FIGHT BACK, THAT'S CHEATING, DIE, WHITEY, DIE!

      >war
      >defending myself
      >FIGHT BACK
      God you sound like absolute little pussies, what the frick is happening to men?
      Defending yourself? A war? You're commenting anonymously on fricking Cinemaphile of all places, is that seriously what you consider a war? Did you even try out for the army? Once? It's mandatory for men in my country because we're not pussies
      But no, you're here crying that they made a white guy evil in a Disney fanfiction of zombie Star Wars
      absolute fricking pussies, these are the people recommending (you) movies in this shithole

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a real man cares about nothing and allows all the things he likes to be taken away and muddied
        Lmao, yeah, nah. Go be a stoic cuck somewhere else.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >allows all the things he likes to be taken away and muddied
          Oh yes the children's franchise that was already killed by it's own creator, you won't ALLOW them? really? by b***hing on Cinemaphile?
          And it's not being stoic you fricking mutt, it's not calling a literal non-issue a war like any of this matters.
          You're an anon replying to a thread about fanfiction, you're not fighting anything or "Not allowing" anything, you can't affect these decisions at all

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not caring about things is only cool if you're a Redditor. Go watch Rick and Morty or something, you gay gay.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you can care you Black person, just don't be a little b***h about it, grow a fricking spine

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll grow a spine down your throat, homosexual. And that spine will be my wiener.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the younglings

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ahsoka TV show
    I can't believe there are people who'll watch this and I like SW.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Old movie canon
    >Luke is literally the last Jedi in a Galaxy full of white people

    >Disney canon
    >Millions of racially diverse Jedi are out there but for some reason they can’t beat Darth Vader and are never mentioned in the movies

    Why not just fricking set everything in the future? Is it really that important for some stupid OCs to fight Darth Vader? And no the ST doesn’t count because that was just a carbon copy of the OT.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agree, why even limit to the future, set it in the past, I'm sure people would much prefer stories about people fighting cool new dark siders, rather than fighting a c tier inquisitor and then getting a heckin look at Darth Vader, or insert some other reoccurring character.
      Star Wars is technologically stagnant from what I know, so its not like it would be something radically different.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, frick that. Autistic dipshits reeeing about muh Revan, muh Bane, muh Sith Empire can go to hell. Forward into the future and force the people in charge to actually get creative.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >force the people in charge to actually get creative.
          They paid four billion credits for this IP so they wouldn't have to think up anything new, anon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They paid four billion credits for this IP so they wouldn't have to think up anything new, anon.
            Disney bought Star Wars so they could ruin it precisely so that it wouldn't become a cultural institution. They literally paid that money knowing they'd destroy it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >attributing to malice what can much more easily be attributed to stupidity and incompetence

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Easily? Sure if you're intellectually lazy and stupid. Disney is not this incompetent, though, and it's 100% being done with malice or you're not paying attention. The fact is they bought Star Wars to control it and degrade it because they hate the entire concept of "fandom". It's been this way since the late 70's.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol ok i guess disney bought star wars just to ruin it for Cinemaphileners and because they wanted to lose 5 billion dollars

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >for Cinemaphileners
                Cinemaphileners =/= the entirety of fandom by a long shot and "Jedi" ending up on census forms scared and infuriated these corporations. If anyone is going to start weird cults, it's going to be them and they're going to do it for politics / the state. Which by the way is exactly what we're seeing. 5 billion dollars is a small price to pay to co-opt something like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they need Vader to be a jobber for another TV show, chud

      It's beyond moronic Obi Wan beat Vader AGAIN when he's supposedly at the height of his power, it would make no sense for Obi Wan not to finish him, but he can't because of canon

      Honestly every scene with Vader since Rogue One has tarnished his character more and more, games, shows and movies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rogue One was terrible, and the Vader scene in that was embarrassing. You should honestly have a nice day.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that makes vadergays seethe is okay in my book

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vader's last good screen appearance was in 1983.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luke is never "the last Jedi" in any of the movies.
      He's the only hope outside Leia of defeating Vader because he's his son and can thus reach him emotionally.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There seems to be an implication in the title RETURN OF THE JEDI.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, Anakin is the Jedi who returns.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, they gave away his redemption in the title. Of course they did.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Luke when gone am I. The last of the Jedi you will be.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How many other new Jedi were being trained during the OT era?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            bump

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Except Yoda and Kenobi are known manipulators. "From a certain point of view" characters like Ahsoka aren't Jedi at that point.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old movie canon and Disney canon don't really touch on other force users.

      The old EU and the Disney EU both do the moronic muh 6,000,000 surviving Jedi.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the original canon there were a few Jedi survivors but 99% of them just dropped off the face of the Earth and never went back...

      As long as you weren't an obvious/autistic moron the Empire would basically leave you alone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Old movie canon
      >>Luke is literally the last Jedi in a Galaxy full of white people
      i don't want Black folk in my media either but why are we now pretending there weren't any of them before disney? what about mace windu?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only two Black folk in Star Wars prior to Disney was a sociopathic Black person who refused a POW a fair trial and a backstabbing thief who literally stole the clothes off his best-friend's back.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >caption
          That's all there was in the Falcon's slop chest, dozens of Solo's iconic outfit.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly killing every single jedi in existence in order 66 would've been next to impossible. What happens to a small squad of 3 stormtroopers that receive the order and have to kill the jedi in front of them? Pretty good chance that jedi might survive. It's normal to assume a handful might have survived among the 10,000 that existed at the time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back when Star Wars was cool, there were really good comics that showed Vader hunting down and killing off the surviving Jedi one by one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What happens to a small squad of 3 stormtroopers that receive the order and have to kill the jedi in front of them?
      We even saw that, with Yoda.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reason the jedi got fricked up is because most Jedi at that time were mid/low tier droid bait due to most of the experienced Knights dying at Geonosis. Also it was a stab in the back kinda thing, no one actually suspected it for some stupid reason...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What happens to a small squad of 3 stormtroopers that receive the order and have to kill the jedi in front of them?
      We even saw that, with Yoda.

      The reason the jedi got fricked up is because most Jedi at that time were mid/low tier droid bait due to most of the experienced Knights dying at Geonosis. Also it was a stab in the back kinda thing, no one actually suspected it for some stupid reason...

      IIRC, most Jedi weren't actually that good at combat. Almost like how most modern police forces are trained in how to use their firearms but most of them never fire a shot throughout their entire career and in many cases they don't actually get much practice on the range compared to civilians that shoot as a hobby.

      They've got their fancy magic force powers stacking the deck pretty heavily in their favor, which made them all more than capable of handling themselves in self defense under normal circumstances, but by and large most Jedi were better described as being diplomats, mediators, and healers than as combatants.

      > What happens to a small squad of 3 stormtroopers that receive the order and have to kill the jedi in front of them?
      Some would succumb to the sucker punch, but I'd wager that most would survive the initial 3-man betrayal. However where most of them would falter is defeating or escaping from an entire war machine suddenly executing a man-hunt for them. They probably don't have contingency plans to be betrayed on that scale and then independently escape with little to no resources of their own. The few that still manage to escape from the man-hunts will all either be lucky or exceptional in some way. Most simply didn't have the necessary experience or training to survive or escape capture on their own.

      I meant to use pic related as an example of something a lone jedi would struggle with. Those spheres are gravity well generators that prevent hyperspace jumps. A lone man likely wouldn't be able to do jack shit about that while the rest of the war machine is trying to kill him. Unfortunately it's an Empire era ship and I don't think the Republic fielded an equivalent. Just an example how fancy powers won't solve everything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't think the Republic fielded an equivalent
        Per the EU, hyperspace mining was standard practice by the GAR and CIS. Interdiction technology existed, but the Empire were the ones to bring it to its full potential.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Rebel version on the Interdictor was a goofy looking modification of a Strike Cruiser.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry somehow didn’t say my rant

            The old republic actually made a specific new design aesthetic for the republic vs the empire (and other political groups like mandelore)

            Pic is smaller republic fleet ships, first pic is their standard cruiser equivalent of a star destroyer

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              aaaaahhh that's why the ebon hawk had similar livery to the republic ships
              keep posting bro

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here is a small Jedi corvette vs sith corvette for force wielding charecters larger than a fighter with room for a crew or like 8-12

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick forgot pic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is the smallest non-fighter type ship in the republic fleet. Meant for special forces, small crew and a squad of troops for covert and spec ops missions

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >special forces, small crew and a squad of troops
                too bad everyone and their mom has their own special ship

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The trooper is supposed to be a spec opps team in the game. Swtor is really a single player KOTOR 3 that you play online but is really a single player game.

                A galaxy spanning republic with thousands of worlds would have to thousands of spec opps teams so it’s not that wild of a concept

                aaaaahhh that's why the ebon hawk had similar livery to the republic ships
                keep posting bro

                And this pic is of the Imperial secret agent class, ship is designed to look like a civilian luxury vessel which is basically what you pretended to be on your missions, a rich citizen

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this guy’s putting himself out there to be hired, wouldn’t he be the prime target for an Inquisitorial mercing?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >working as a merc for hire
    That's a bit stupid, isn't it? Only way a jedi could survive after the purge was either hiding or ignoring the force completely.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      depens who hired him
      if a massive cartel hired him as a hitman they might be able to offer him protection
      safehouses,ships,intel
      bribing the correct people ect

      aslong as he didnt walk around with a lightsaber he could probably get away with it
      you have to imagine in this universe rumours of sith and jedi would be as commonplace as drunks claiming to be seals

      if something crazy happens they just ship him out of system

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Ahsoka show takes place after the fall of the Empire, no need for Jedi to hide anymore

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they got plo koon 🙁

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We never saw a body

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A parenthesic journalist once asked that about the parenthesiscaust.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh he died suddenly? How many coof vaccines did he get?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pullo is fricking dead??
    Nah, frick this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they 're going to market this shit in memory of Ray Stevenson
      >it'll probably work

      I didn't even know he was dead.
      man, working on DisneyWars is really bad for your health. especially when they make plans to suddenly make the marketing about you. that's exactly how it went with Carrie. total side-note character in the first movie and no problems, then they try to make her the most important character in the second movie and she fricking dies before it's even wrapped. did Stevenson at least get to complete his scenes for the season? in any case the story of the show is already ruined unless they recast the character with another actor. if they try to write the character out it'll be a disaster.

      kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He just died last week 🙁

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they 're going to market this shit in memory of Ray Stevenson
    >it'll probably work

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought he was old Anakin from another timeline?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How about telling us the last time you saw a black woman or even a man as a major villain?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Training day and law abiding citizen however white man was supposed to be the villain

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >names two movies, one from 2001 and the other 2009
        >literally two decades ago
        Holy shit lmao thank you for proving his point

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea that was the goal. Anyways law abiding citizen was funny because they made butler the villain however that kind of backfires. Anyways bush Jr patriot act and dmca started the ball rolling. Obama kept it going. Lots of things went schizo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The black chick in the Suicide Squad movies. Get owned chud

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The recent guardians of the galaxy? A black villain and arguably the most evil in MCU history

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obi Won
      Black Panther
      Aquaman
      The evil rich guy in the first nu Planet of the Apes movie
      Electro got blackwashed
      Baron Mordo got blackwashed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hobbs and Shaw

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did in Lucas' continuity (AKA, canon), in Disney's moronic fanfiction they just asspull them whenever they need another white man to be an antagonist.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are you guys going to get how Disney handling of the IP works? Disney Wars is not SW. They own the IP and are making their own MCU like thing with it but you must remember this thing has nothing to do with Lucas vision, canon, intention or whatever so it should not be considered as a continuation of it.

    Furthermore it would seem that Disney is not only taking and discarding narrative elements at their own discretion but that they are purposely undermining Lucas work. They have purposely rewrote every victory into a defeat in what seems like an attempt to attack the iconic value of the real SW in order to make room for their own characters and stories.

    It truly is disgusting.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >gaslighting
    Well, like this hasn't gotten old.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn it frodo,you really are the man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Elijah is talking about Star Wars.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://twitter.com/elijahwood/status/1229632586760081409

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything I personally dislike is shit.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A good guy who became bad
    Sounds cool. Too bad the rest of the show will be utter dogshit. If this were the 90s it would have had real potential

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Order 66 was always a sloppy plan. Let's sneak up on the precogs and shoot them a lot. They were lucky it worked as well as it did.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Palpatine was somehow blocking their ability to perceive the future. It's an asspull but they do at least mention it in the film.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They did? There was vague 'clouded' blah blah, but nothing specific about 66.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoda & Obi-Wan did successfully put out a signal telling Jedi to stay away from...everything.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Did any Jedi actually die in order 66?
    Yes. Only faceless nobodies who died so that numerous ocdonotsteals could escape and lay low and absolutely refuse to help the rebels and Luke Skywalker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fair point, how come no one has asked any of these characters wtf they were doing during the rebellion?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Luke Skywalker is a Chud and they were waiting for Rey and Ahsoka

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The OT centers around like 5 dudes, the rebellion were expanded to be multiple terrorist/ freedom fighting cells that united and fought on multiple fronts. So it kinda makes sense.
        Its a massive galaxy out there, not everything has to be centered around the same people nor should more stories be stifled because they don't directly trace back to the OT. That doesn't excuse shit content mind you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not saying they can't exist, its just lazy writing that they dont ever acknowledge it. Not even a "where were you", "oh I was hiding"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            In the new canon it's not even that many I think and most of them are explained
            Kanan- was a mere padawan, died
            Ezra- wasn't even part of the original order, not fully a Jedi , and spent the time of the ot annoying an autistic smurf man in the other side of the galaxy
            Cal- still to early in the story to know how he ends up, likely fricked off to bang his goth gf
            Ashoka- well probably learn in this series what she was doing
            And I think that's all of them really, or at least the most important ones

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The newest game added SEVEN Order 66 survivors. Fricking seven. Cal, Cere, Taron, the inquisitors, Eno, and Bode.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >newest
                just Bode actually, and he's dead
                all of those are dead except for Cal lol and he's likely dying by the end of his 3rd game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Newest game series, there you go. Still ridiculous. Not to mention the time travelling jedi or whatever he was meant to be, but you know who I'm talking about, one armed man. And Vader jobbed to that bald Black person

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And Vader jobbed to that bald Black person
                he killed her m8
                but if you meant to say it's a ridiculous scene yes i agree

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I got carried away. Just hate shit like that.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Did any Jedi actually die in order 66?
    weren't there tens of thousands of active jedi at the time? out of all those it's not hard to assume a handful might have gotten away
    i don't think every single one of them was in pic rel's situation of being surrounded by 50 clone troopers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a handful might have gotten away
      >a handful
      How big are your fricking hands?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Legends there were around 50-100 Jedi left after Order 66 and the purge. That's why Luke was able to rebuild the order so quickly...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Given the sheer number of Jedi, that's a fairly believable "handful." I don't think it has to be that way, since it's also believable that the Imperial forces would hunt down the rest of the Jedi with or without Vader, but nevertheless. The real problem with all of these "survivors" isn't that their survival is implausible, it's that there's nowhere for their story to go. There are only so many ways to do a good Jedi-in-hiding story, and ultimately they're all constrained by the OT and/or the ST and that leads to stupid shit like Ezra disappearing on space whales because they lack the willpower to kill these characters (which is understandable).

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Pattern recognition clearly isn't your thing, but regardless Disney (and Lucasfilm especially) deserve no benefit of the doubt.

    It even undermines plot twists at this point; the black woman in Obi Wan was blatantly going to turn out to be a good guy/get redeemed precisely due to intersectional politics.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not as bad as the EU.

    >Darth Krayt, formerly known as A'Sharad Hett, a Jedi from the prequel era, survived Order 66, survived the OT, survived Luke's New Jedi Order, popped up 130 years after ROTJ as a Sith Lord

    >K'Kruhk, Jedi from the prequel era, killed in Clone Wars 2003 by Grievous, retconned into surviving in the Republic comics, left the Jedi, survived Order 66, survived the OT, survived Luke's New Jedi Order, popped up 130 years after ROTJ with his own Jedi Order, mentoring Luke's descendant

    >Quinlan Vos, Jedi from the prequel era, killed in Revenge of the Sith comic book during Order 66 (got blown up by a tank), retconned into surviving in the Republic comic books, has an entirely different Order 66 story, survives Order 66 hunt, leaves with his pregnant gf, never dies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And nobody complained because they were kino characters, something Disney is incapable of.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't know the meaning of the word «kino». Using it for every garbage DeviantArt slop devaluates the term. Please, be responsible with your wording.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get lost, mousegay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first one is actually the kind of shit sith would do so I don’t mind, just lurking in the shadows for 130 years

      The other two where they retconned an actual death is stupid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not as bad as the EU.
      At most 80 Jedi survived Order 66. At most 20 Jedi survived the Purge. Less than that outlived the Empire, and several died between Endor and the end of Shadow Hand. The only ones we actually know of that outlived the Empire are Hett, K'Kruhk, and T'ra Saa; that's three, one of whom had abandoned the Jedi path before Endor. Three out of the ten thousand Jedi there were at the beginning of the Clone Wars, that's three percent of one percent. Vergere doesn't count because she left the Order before the Clone Wars began, and Jerec and Qu Rahn predeceased Palpatine.
      Also
      >that filename
      >canonshilling Black person implying that any "writer's pet" in Legends, including Kal Skirata, is anywhere near as bad as Dave's OC crew
      Verification not required.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >baby's first pilpul
    Do better, little schizo israelite

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not order 69? the one where i shoot my blaster all over leia if you know what i mean

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they need space wizards and people like the space wizards. as you all well know they need other non Luke space wizards to do things and new bad but not really bad space wizards for them to fight. cuz they have to win

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    am i the only one who thinks that all the "no jedi except luke and obiwan should exist after order 66" is stupid? it's just very creatively limiting and a no fun allowed mindset. would it really ruin the movies if some other jedi was on the other side of the galaxy doing some unrelated shit?

    i'm not referring to any of the new side shows i haven't watched them, just theoretically

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I don’t mind it per say if they did a good job

      The main storyline of Star Wars in the Disney era is far to limiting it makes the galaxy feel smaller than fricking earth practically the same 20 people do everything all the time it’s moronic

      Too bad Disney just didn’t adapt the old republic stories (as written not pozzed) into their own movies and series while leaving the OT alone

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I CLAPPED I CLAPPED WHEN THEY WENT BACK TO TATOOINE AND WHEN THEY WENT BACK TO TATOOINE AND WHEN THEY WENT BACK TO TATOOINE AND WHEN THEY WENT BACK TO TATOOINE AND WHEN THEY WENT BACK TO TATOOINE AND WHEN THEY WENT BACK TO TATOOINE AND WHEN THEY WENT BACK TO TATOOINE AND WHEN THEY WENT BACK TO TATOOINE AND WHEN THEY WENT BACK TO TATOOINE

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You are correct. Especially since the villains in Disneywars have been mostly non-whites. This is the first white guy they've had as a villain in a while

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To defend them somewhat (and the EU), once Lucas decided that the Jedi existed in the thousands it made some sense that there would be some stragglers. And given the size of the galaxy it also makes sense that there would be thousands of Jedi. I don't think he had that in mind when he made the OT, though. In one of the story conferences he talks about how Vader destroyed the Jedi by doing shit like backstabbing them or leading them into traps on missions.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    question for anons who know all the lore and canon stuff:
    is Yoda's "Luke when gone am I, the last of the Jedi you will be" considered to be the word of law for canon, or is it just Yoda saying what he believes? is Luke supposed to be the only remaining jedi at the moment of dueling Vader in episode 6? would it ruin the OT if he wasn't? is there a consensus on this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoda can sense other Jedi, if he says Luke will be the last, he means it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        At that point, Luke's the only one who hasn't flaked on the Order.

        i'll rephrase
        when Yoda says "there's no one else" do fans react to this by saying
        >well shit yoda's knowledge is the word of god so this undeniably means luke is now the only jedi in existence
        or
        >well there's no one else according to yoda, which doesn't necessarily mean there's no jedi or former jedi remaining in the whole galaxy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The latter, Yoda is wise but no god.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i assume you're asking if yoda's considered to be an unreliable source or whether what he knows is the objective truth
          i think there can be surviving jedi at that time period, just none of them being active jedi or ones that would stand against vader

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At that point, Luke's the only one who hasn't flaked on the Order.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering Yoda couldn’t detect palpatine for years his judgment is suspect at best

      He’s also kind of a c**t for just hiding when everyone else was participating at least a little bit to destabilize the empire

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't meaning force user, he means as the head of the actual Jedi Order.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe consensus break attempt samegayging, disney shills

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Obiwan: he was our last hope
      >yoda: no, there is another

      For all the anons jerking off about Yoda: remember he said "once you've fallen to the dark side, forever will it dominate your path." Luke proved both him and Obiwan wrong. He could sense the good when the two of them were blind from their own defeat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"once you've fallen to the dark side, forever will it dominate your path."
        Anakins entire life post PT, including his all too brief life after his redemption, was dominated by the Dark Side.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not fricking forever now is it butthole
          A teacher can be wrong or even misguided

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Per the lord Jedi =|= force user

      There are ex Jedi people who can use the force etc but Jedi are the specific order

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you morons actually going to watch the newest Star Wars "Ahsoka" slop? Will you ever just give up?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i haven't watched any of the shows, i saw webms and youtube clips from kenobi and it largely looked terrible
      last thing i watched was last jedi in the cinema

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Haven't watched Boba Fatt
      >Haven't watched Kenobi
      >Haven't watched Andor
      >Haven't watched Mando S3
      Feels good to only like the real Star Wars

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but they should have

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't all these jedis surviving kind of throw off the rule of two thing that's been pretty consistent?

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bene

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    only the straight white males ones

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there an official estimated number on who died? Usually the relevant departments of government would make a report on the number of casualties and any mia

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People forget how many EU Jedi and Sith survived. Disney isnt close to touching that number. Especially the one jedi master that was bisected and came back from the dead 3x

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter if the EU had more, the quality of the Jedi in the EU is way higher than the dogshit OCs from Disney and Filoni. Ahsoka sucks ass and is walled.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Doesn't matter if...
        EU fanbois are beyond cringe. Are you still vandalzing the Wook out of spite for your crusade? Hows the new billboard coming along?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe disneygay. Star Wars of the 90s and 2000s will be forever superior to your israeliteslop

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >still vandalzing the Wook
          I hope so.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Aayla's boobs caused more seething than the Death Star blowing up Alderaan.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The EU really was frickin dogshit, it’s impressive the shitty Disney movies were so bad people actually have an argument that it was better. That’s so fricking insane to me.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even now the one major advantage I think the EU has over what Disney-Lucasfilm has put out is just variety. Taken as a whole the EU wasn't nearly as conservative. Within a couple years it was already delving into the ancient past with completely self-contained stories in the Old Republic alongside all the post-ROTJ stuff.

            I'd still take Andor over the vast majority of the EU, but it's also the closest in spirit in some ways.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The main thing that I liked about the EU was that there was actually some coherency with the progression of the story. It makes logical sense that the empire would collapse with the death of the emperor and that the remnants of imperial forces won't align under a unified banner due to the lack of a clear line of succession. It makes sense that the Rebellion will undergo some growing pains as it tries to establish itself as a respected government as the New Republic. It makes sense that criminal syndicates would grow in strength amidst the confusion and turmoil. The stories are interesting in that the power roles have reversed and the Republic is now in the position of power while the Imperial Remnant have to resort to asymmetrical attacks like terrorism, stay-behind networks, and espionage. The cherry on top is that all of this progression of the plot is a result of the heroes' accomplishments from the previous films. Just like the prequel movies, for all of their problems, told a unique story that showed the events leading up to the birth of the Empire.

              MEANWHILE, disney's take is:
              >*record scratch*
              >your heroes accomplishments didn't fricking matter
              >Somehow, Palpatine returned
              >the Empire didn't collapse. We'll say that they did, but we splashed a new coat of paint onto them and they still have infinite resources and the good guys are the heckin plucky under-doggerinos
              >here's a mary-sue fem-luke on not-tatooine. Remember tatooine? Pepperidge farm remembers
              >remember the death star? Here's the deathier star
              >memberberies?
              >PORGS!

              You can't convince me that it wouldn't have been a better to decision to take the major events of the EU as a broad roadmap, cleanup the cringe like Luuke or the Emperor's clones, and still have your female badasses with characters like Mara Jade and Jaina.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it was a lost cause when KK said SW didn't have loads of lore and published material to draw from

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Disney usually only cribs from works that are in the public domain, which has no Star Wars works yet, thanks mostly to Disney.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've been listening to the audiobook for Heir to the Empire recently so I can properly seethe at Ahsoka fricking up that period of time specifically, and I can see why people like it. Zahn is usually really good at handling Star Wars without it being too self-referential or silly in a masturbatory meta way, though some goofy shit still comes through; not sure if I can ever hear someone seriously describe the actions of the Millennium Falcon without feeling like Star Wars is just moronic. Moreover, his prose is pretty utilitarian, but way more solid than I could have ever expected from a Star Wars book, so it's not only easy listening while not feeling dumbed-down or poorly composed like Wendig's drivel. Marc Thompson's narration and character facsimiles are also really fricking good (though some voices tread into the realm of caricature at times), and the reading is backed by sound effects and musical refrains from the films, which is kino as frick, though I wish they'd gotten a female to voice the women.

                I say all that to say I'm starting to understand why people like these books. We get solid new characters in Thrawn and Joruus, who are a particular delight when they're stuck together. Love the dark Jedi shit, though I can't help but wonder if the original plan of making Joruus an evil Kenobi clown would have been kino or moronic. But yeah, as you said, it mostly makes logical sense and Disney should have taken the story along the same trajectory. HOWEVER, with the added context of the prequels, I don't believe that these should have been the sequels in a perfect world, and I think the timeframe was one of the very few things Disney got right (not that they had a choice). The prequels sort of reframed Star Wars as a generational story, so I'd expect the sequels to deal more closely with Luke and or/Leia's kids while we get dripfed backstory on what's happened over the past several decades.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The soundtrack bit you mentioned made me remember that for Shadows of the Empire they actually released a soundtrack for a movie that never exists lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you ever get a chance, do yourself a favor and read the X-wing books. Both the Rogue Squadron and the Wraith Squadron ones. The Wraith Squadron is basically the A-Team but with with X-wings. The X-wings books take place during the fall of the Empire and detail a lot of the conflicts against the assorted warlords and the empire's stay-behind network.

                There were several books that cover the Solo kids, but a lot of them were young-adult books that probably aren't the best examples of literature in the world and aren't the best that the EU can put forward. Better than Disney shit though. Luke doesn't have a kid until much later in the story. The solo kids have some more serious books during the Yuuzhan Vong invasion, but personally I kind of think that the Vong were kind of dumb. I liked some of the post-vong stuff where Jacen Solo became supreme edge-lord of the galaxy, but then Disney acquired the IP and killed that story line. I'm STILL salty that I'll never get to read "Sword of the Jedi" or see what would end up happening to Ben Skywalker after his sith girlfriend stabbed him in the back (kind of a long story).

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've got time

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The comics were also pretty good as they were written by the same people as the books

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that a e-girl with a riding crop?
                nice

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not sure, could be either dicky or just short asian

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stackpole is a little too obsessed with eretheric rudder wrenching for me, but he does write a tight light fight.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Corran playing her like a violent violin was one of the best parts of "I, Jedi."

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Combine aspects of the already existing Star Wars post RotJ EU and Kotor 2 and you would have the perfect sequel trilogy.
                >good guys won but galaxy ravaged by nearly a century of conflict
                >the empire splintered into warlords and splinter empires
                >lots of potential for new factions arising as the New Republic is only a fraction of the size of the old republic
                >a worry that the rebels won the war, but are losing the peace
                >rebuilding the jedi order is a slow and difficult process, Luke has managed to train a dozen or so disciples with some rudimentary abilities but the son of Han and Leia has most of his focus as a master
                >the sequel trilogy will focus on a new threat that has formed a triumvirate, hidden from the eyes of the republic an ambitious warlord, a devoted idealist, and an obsessed dark force user is plotting to destroy any remains of the old galactic order, a destruction of both republic and empire, both sith and jedi
                >rather than just having bigger, larger, and more superweapons and ships every movie try to mix it up a bit, exploring long dead tomb worlds, planets once occupied by ancient civilizations, a massive shipyard building ships the galaxy has never seen before, ocean worlds and massive metropolises that isn't just Coruscant, the possibilities are endless

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Focus groups hated that idea.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Focus groups don't know what they want.
                People will show up anyway because it's Star Wars, each movie will then do better as people actually appreciate the story being told rather than just having to suffer through a worse retelling of the OT

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why should I believe you rather than my Marketing MBA bearing advisors?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                History has vindicated me.
                Star Wars tailor made for focus groups turned into a schizo mess that effectively killed half a dozen movies and any plans of future trilogies for a decade

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Appeal to reality is a logical phallusy; at least that's what my trusted advisors tell me.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep that would have been superior and the obvious choice

                You could still have charecters like Kylo, rey, finn but actually give them arcs and shit

                It wrote itself

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I were making the movies in and had to come up with some new plots for current-year, then I would hype up the Imperial remnant as a boogeyman but have different factions act as the main villains in the plot.

                >intro text talks about the birth of the New Republic and how Imperial Forces have splintered and have retreated into hiding
                >name your big-bad, and make her badass warlord like Ice Heart from the EU. Mention how Republic spies have uncovered a plot to develop a bio-weapon to release against republic worlds and have identified a hidden research facility where the terrible virus is being developed
                >camera pans down to show some Mon Calamari battle-cruisers launching shuttles and X-wings
                >Have Luke lead a team of Republic Commandos into the facility while Rogue Squadron fights Tie Fighters overhead.
                >The empire gets their shit pushed in, but their head researcher, a Dr. Mengele stand-in, escapes on some fancy stealth shuttle
                >find clues that the test subjects were likely slaves from Hutt space
                >back at Coruscant, Leia explains that they just can't send a Republic fleet into Hutt space because of fragile political situations that prevent the Republic from infringing on other nations.
                >Han, Luke, and Chewie independently continue the hunt without Republic support by reaching out to some of Han's old contacts from his swashbuckling smuggler days.
                >lots of focus on the Hutts and slavery being bad
                >The gang breaks into the Hutt facility and finds proof of collusion with the Empire which gives the Republic casus beli to intervene. They also kick off a slave uprising because slavery bad.
                >introduce some new Dark Force user who executes Dr. Mengele for being such a failure by killing him with his own virus.
                >New Republic fleet arrives during the slave uprising.
                >Darth Newguy escapes during the confusion
                >Liberate a bunch of slaves, and everyone is happy

                cont.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Jedi_Purge_survivors

    More than half the list of survivors is Legends

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Legends there were around 50-100 Jedi left after Order 66 and the purge. That's why Luke was able to rebuild the order so quickly...

      You don't seem to understand that the EU having problems doesn't make Disney Wars any less shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dubs
        Black person I hate Disnyverse and the shit it spews out, I also hate it ideologically

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats the big deal about survivors
    wasnt that vaders job for decades, hunting down the remaining jedi?

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a bunch of shitters survived Order 66
    >but somehow The First Orders™ purge totally finished them off because they're so much BETTER and STRONGER

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    blue titty tentacles ; _ ;

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's going to be an alternate timeline Darth Vader that never got burned and killed Palpatine and now a man on the run from the empire isn't he?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moronic take, but one can see if it means Filoni gets to have his Waifu kill the chosen one in his near prime.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That photo looks like AI unironically

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that weird red-orange saber
    looks like shit ngl
    just make it yellow or orange or red, don't do that inbetween shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to be a reference to the old posters of a new hope in which vader hold

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Orange is the most logical color for a lightsaber anyway due to its tendency to create liquid hot magma out of anything it touches.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't that fricking burn his hands and robes?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's handwaved as something like the saber isn't generating heat but is exciting the molecules of the metal like a microwave to cause it to melt. Besides his fingers are like two whole inches away from the melting slag of the blast door anyway.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          absorb/dissipate energy
          that is how it would be explained in the WEG version of the Star Wars table top RPG.
          The best version I might add. If you ever want to role play star wars use that game.
          The D6 system is superior to the later D20 system.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie, nobody cares about your "well aktually"... this is a franchise about space wizards and giant death balls.

          If you want to make an argument for the consistency of orange lightsabers pull from the established lore of legends to defend the shitty looking blade (there are examples here) or STFU.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plo Koon got killed in his ship, ambiguously not white chick killed on speeder bike, dickhead guy shot to death, blue hot alien b***h shot in the back, and I assume it's implied that most of the Jedi are killed between Episodes 3 and 4.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Bigger Luke:
    http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they killed about 12 and then all the rest kinda assumed everybody else was dead and went into hiding.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure Obiwan sent out a warning to all jedi to hide or stay away not long after the order went out, but my memory is shit so maybe not

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did, prequels imply many Jedi survived they’d obviously not all be in a position to combat the empire nor feel any universal imperative to do so, a lot of them probably just ran
      The inquisitorious also feels like something George would’ve come up with at some point

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many named jedi are there running around after the purge anyway who are alive at the time of the OT? according to the current "canon"?
    Obiwan but he's hiding
    Luke is an infant
    Cal Kestis is a padawan who already noped out of rebuilding the order, likely dead by the time OT
    Ahsoka left the order already, dunno if she dies
    this new dude will likely die too or never appear again (i mean the actor died)

    doesn't seem there's that many. there's inquisitors but do people really count those as "surviving jedi'?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahsoka survives the OT
      Kanan dies during OT timeline
      Cal is basically out of the picture already (they can’t get to him, he doesn’t have to leave)
      Ezra is MIA
      Baby yoda is MIA by the time of TLJ, no idea what to think there
      Taron died during OT
      Cere and Cordova both died to Vader
      Bode died
      Most of them dropped dead over time or were hunted down given what the Obi wan show showed us

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the late
    Wait what?

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Rebels getting a Jedi on their side helped turn the tide of battle against the Empire
    >Luke becoming a full fledged Jedi was a really big deal as he could now face Vader & The Emperor
    >Luke falling to the Dark Side meant the end of the Rebellion
    >LOL NOPE NOT REALLY THERE WERE 500 JEDI WORKING WITH THE REBELS AND THEYVE BEEN WINNING THE WAR LONG BEFORE LUKE CAME ALONG

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting Vader’s son turned the tide
      Anyone else would’ve died

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure how planned out the multimedia approach is (probably not at all), but Jedi Survivor seems to be setting up a planet that requires a special device to access by essentially flying through a black hole that Cal plans to bring a bunch of people and Jedi to, so I'm wondering if the majority of these guys will just be MIA hanging on that planet not giving a shit until they hear the empire is toppled. Or you could spin it as they were planning something but Luke got it done first by virtue of being Space Christ's child and not having to worry about collaborating with a bunch of other people.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Survivor ends with the group cal planned to do that with scattered to the winds and the only other Jedi he knows dead. It’s just his squatting location to frick Merrin until the war is over, and his legion of half jedi half night sister spawn emerge to confront the galaxy. Dude better get busy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It’s just his squatting location to frick Merrin
          I'm beyond shocked that nu-Wars had the balls to actually show anything as unambiguously romantic as Cal and Merrin's relationship since Disney is so hellbent on making all of its characters asexual. These two Jedi games have had the best characters and plots out of anything created under Disney's ownership, which should be fricking appalling and is annoying because game dev cycles take so long.

          The soundtrack bit you mentioned made me remember that for Shadows of the Empire they actually released a soundtrack for a movie that never exists lol

          Hell yeah, I remember this. SotE was wild and super unprecedented. I was in the perfect age bracket for it and gobbled up literally everything I could. The IG-88 fight in the game gave me insane anxiety. The Wampas too.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn’t without substantial struggle because the writer they contracted to make a book between games tried to make her a lesbian and respawn had to ignore it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of fricking course. Jesus Christ.

              If you ever get a chance, do yourself a favor and read the X-wing books. Both the Rogue Squadron and the Wraith Squadron ones. The Wraith Squadron is basically the A-Team but with with X-wings. The X-wings books take place during the fall of the Empire and detail a lot of the conflicts against the assorted warlords and the empire's stay-behind network.

              There were several books that cover the Solo kids, but a lot of them were young-adult books that probably aren't the best examples of literature in the world and aren't the best that the EU can put forward. Better than Disney shit though. Luke doesn't have a kid until much later in the story. The solo kids have some more serious books during the Yuuzhan Vong invasion, but personally I kind of think that the Vong were kind of dumb. I liked some of the post-vong stuff where Jacen Solo became supreme edge-lord of the galaxy, but then Disney acquired the IP and killed that story line. I'm STILL salty that I'll never get to read "Sword of the Jedi" or see what would end up happening to Ben Skywalker after his sith girlfriend stabbed him in the back (kind of a long story).

              I'll check them out, thanks. I was never deep into the Star Wars EU so I trust when people say the Vong are stupid, but the concept of an extra-galactic race invading seems like a logical step in upping the stakes at some point. In a similar vein, I know people are mostly unimpressed with the storylines he's involved with, but I always thought Cade Skywalker was an interesting concept for a take on the Skywalker lineage, being a drug addict burnout.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought Star Wars Legacy was hilarious because of how much the author seemingly favors the empire over the republic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                sexo Blue

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Comics Cade appears in are great but I recommend reading the previous Dark Horse comic series first starting with also great KotOR comics.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > but the concept of an extra-galactic race invading seems like a logical step in upping the stakes at some point.
                Personally I think that the execution of the vong was kind of stupid and awkward. They had some weird thing where they were invisible to the force, but also managed to breed some kind of special dogs that were force detectors. They had this obsession with pain and self mutilation that I felt was cringey. I also felt that their weapons were weird since they had these weird snakes that would stiffen into quarterstaves that would bite people and were resistant to being cut by light-sabers for some reason. They also had these beetles that they would throw at people and the beetles would accelerate themselves to bullet speeds. I was a kid when I read those books and it just seemed so fricking out of place.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > but the concept of an extra-galactic race invading seems like a logical step in upping the stakes at some point.
                Personally I think that the execution of the vong was kind of stupid and awkward. They had some weird thing where they were invisible to the force, but also managed to breed some kind of special dogs that were force detectors. They had this obsession with pain and self mutilation that I felt was cringey. I also felt that their weapons were weird since they had these weird snakes that would stiffen into quarterstaves that would bite people and were resistant to being cut by light-sabers for some reason. They also had these beetles that they would throw at people and the beetles would accelerate themselves to bullet speeds. I was a kid when I read those books and it just seemed so fricking out of place.

                The Vong were naturally the conclusion of what would happen if the Infinite Empire/Sith Triumphant was never stopped. Basically their entire species is a wound in the force and they solely exist to consume/destroy everything. I've never heard anyone complain about them being too edgy, the only real complaints I've heard are people b***hing about how it would be too hard to film that arch. Thematically, they fit into the Dark Empire and prequels quite well...

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >mfw Sam Maggs lost

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm beyond shocked that nu-Wars had the balls to actually show anything as unambiguously romantic as Cal and Merrin's relationship since Disney is so hellbent on making all of its characters asexual. These two Jedi games have had the best characters and plots out of anything created under Disney's ownership
            the people in charge of tv/film are not the same people as the ones making videogames that happen to belong to the same IP, it's not that surprising
            don't get me wrong it's all israelites anyway, but two different tribes of israelites and it was inevitable that one tribe has better writers than the other (though it's utterly embarrassing that the worse writers are the ones in charge of the more important film/tv side)

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney Star Wars is Fan Fiction
    George Sold Star Wars in 2012 Star Wars is Dead since then

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am still waiting for George to release some experimental/independent film. I don't care what it is but his early stuff is fantastic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He will never make those Movies he is busy wasting his Money from Disney

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't mind the idea of some jedi surviving by hiding or severing their connection to the force or operating in ways the empire won't really detect or retiring
    making them all actively bump into each other while fighting the empire head on is dumb though

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    50 jedi escaping the massacre out of 10000 or so isn't that ludicrous, especially because Vader had to do more Jedi hunting afterwards anyway.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rey should have been the offspring of Aayla and Palpatine. Palpi would have no doubt have scouted out the hottest jedi to keep for himself. How easy would it have been to retcon Aayla being shot with her being stunned a bunch of times.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What could have been

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lame backstory

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Or so the empire would have us believe.

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well that's at least keeping with OT canon, plausibly. Gonna be garbage though

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind how nu-Wars handles it:
    >The surviving Jedi from Order 66 either weren't with clone troopers, not fighters or got lucky
    >A few instances try to rebel which get stomped out by Vader training other padawans and Jedi to weed them out
    >Vader kills them off over time as they do their job
    >Surviving Jedi by that point don't want to fight Vader, go frick off, hide, do other stuff
    >Empire runs the disinformation campaign they're crazy occult space wizards: if you hear someone say the force, report them and get a free empire biscuit

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yet ANOTHER Jedi that survived Order 66

    WTF. Order 66 killed 99.999% of Jedi. How tf does every single story Disney puts out is about more Jedi surviving Order 66??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney
      wasn't it Lucas who said there were like 100 jedi after the purge

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10,000 ish Jedi
      >order 66 kills 99% of the Jedi

      That would be 100 and it’s absurd to think they actually killed 99% or the Jedi that’s insanely efficient

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There aren’t that many canon major player jedi left after yidsney wiped it. The big names are like 10 people, it’s the rebels crew and Ahsoka (3 Jedi and Maul) on and off fighting thrawn, the blind guy in rogue one who isn’t even a Jedi, just a force practitioner (who dies), the fallen order crew (4 Jedi, an ancient one that was asleep, Taron, and 1 sister), and maybe a few others.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure most of those die before A New Hope anyway
        i know Vader kills the niggress and a few

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nearly all of them do, only Ezra, Ahsoka, Cal, and Merrin are still alive as of now. So add the OT Jedi to the list and it’s <15 known people. Ezra may as well be dead because he took thrawn somewhere and neither of them are active anymore so by the end of the war only Cal, Merrin, and Ahsoka are still around.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            if Cal somehow survives his games (doubt it), watch as Filoni actually summons him into the TV shows and kills him off so Ahsoka can remain the only one standing

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im pretty sure he and Merrin will, for the same reason Ahsoka even got a show in the first fricking place. Or why you can hear Kanan talking for some reason at the climax of Rise of Skywalker. They are legitimately desperate to get recognizable characters that are popular that they haven’t completely fricked up yet to try and have them take the reins. Cal is based on a real actor so he can be made the hero of a show very easily, and Ezra is basically Luke-Lite but with a little better characterization when it comes to being tempted toward actually embracing the dark side (something that never really seemed possible for Luke even in ROTJ). Ahsoka got the show because they have nothing else anymore. Wouldn’t surprise me if they’re now seriously considering making the franchise centered around her and Ezra since them and Cal literally are the only 3 characters they have anyone even cares about.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >CAL KESTIS: I'm Cal Kestis.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They introduce him as a gay man with daddy issues...

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Technically all the Jedi are going to die so MarRey Sue can be the last Jedi + she hears dead Ashoka's voice in her LSD induced force trip

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cal will probably survive to retire with Merrin or some shit. If he dies or turns to the dark side, that would result in a game trilogy of literally everyone dying or becoming evil and I just can't see nuWars having the balls to do that. Plus it's be ridiculous if his 2nd game was called Survivor and then he died in the 3rd game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He has to die for the film canon, they'll probably do it off screen tho

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ezra
            I'd love to see a series about what happens when the purrgil drop Ezra and Thrawn and a very battered fleet off in the middle of no where.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thrawn makes Ezra is femboy slave

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Ahsoka one is so dumb. It makes no sense for her to be an active jedi during the Galactic Civil War and not turning up when everyone starts talking about a boy called Skywalker who blows up the Death Star.
            You either need to put her in stasis for about 20 years or make up some other good reason for why she isn't around.
            If you put me in charge of Star Wars I would try to piss off Filoni by having her confront Vader, learn he is Anakin, and become corrupted because of grief and anger.
            Have Filoni have to suffer through his waifu becoming a crazed psycho that starts hounding the Skywalker post RotJ

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with Disney Star Wars letting characters live for no reason, while the actors die irl

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