There was a time when I worked for a college IT department and we would have a pint at lunch on a Friday, we did absolutely frick all the rest of the afternoon.
>My workplace allows any degree of intoxication which does not affect performance.
You are legally allowed to have drinks at lunch while working unless it is with heavy machinery or driving etc, but your employee would frown on it bug time and sack you first chance they get.
Even based Bond knew he had to get loaded on benzos and booze before the big gambling ruse in Casino Royale. Only women and psychoanalyst cucks shame using booze as a tool for success.
>WFH on a friday afternoon >decide frick it, crack open and down a couple of beers while sending last few emails and making calls >performance actually improves
those druk boys might have been onto something
Started work this week. Never felt more like drinking after friday afternoon. Continued today and feeling great. I watched Severance and listening to this now.
In the book it reads like he's sloshed 90% of the time.
On the train/drive/flight to a new location? have a few glasses before you go and more at every stop
Talking to the local agent at your destination? Have a few bottles of hard liquor and a girl afterwards
Wake up in the morning? More drinks
Time to meet the evil guy? Share a bottle with him
Things gone to shit and folks are trying to kill you? Have a few drinks to harden your resolve
Get caught in an avalanche while skiing down a mountain with gunmen after you? Pull a small flask out of your parka and down it before continuing
Yeah that was just Englishmen until the early 80s or so. Read what Churchill drank in a day it's nuts.
>(1) Several whisky and sodas (less than an ounce of whisky) around 11am, teatime and bedtime and occasionally one other during the evening. (He never drank whisky neat.)
>(2) An imperial pint (20 oz.) of champagne or wine at a 1pm lunch followed by a brandy, also likely an ounce.
>(3) An imperial pint of champagne or wine at dinner followed by a brandy.
>This translates into approximately six glasses (1½ 750 ml. bottles) of champagne or wine daily along with 5 to 6 ounces of whisky or brandy spread over a 12 to 15 hour period. By any standards, that’s a lot of alcohol.
Jesus, can't you imagine that his numbers got a little bit hightened up because he is one of the UK greatest heroes? If he really drank that much he wouldn't be in history books
I've literally drank on the clock on every job I've ever had. I'm on my 4th and hopefully final job of my professional career as a coder, and I've always drank on the clock.
So it definitely isn't every day or even every week. But I'll be honest: there were Fridays (when we still worked in the office) where I got so ripped that I spilled an entire drink on a cubicle wall and the stain was still there 2 years later. I consider it the price the company paid for my autistic commitment to getting shit done.
>OP thinks it’s far fetched that people drink on the job
Been a bartender for 7 years. I’ve been drunk on the job majority of my shifts, and seen other people drunk on the job many times.
It’s a fun life
DRUKBROS i think it is time for a break, see you in 1,5 months time. Stanisław Lem is the best SCIFI author, Houellebecq is the best modern author. Dragged Across Concrete is the best movie of the last 5 years That is all
Not that anon but Sativa gives me such heavy paranoia and I start freaking out about everything when I smoke it unless I watch a kino or even a decent podcast.
Nowadays I just drink a couple beers at home and then fall right asleep. Everything in moderation.
Sometimes I take a lot of adderall to be good at my job. Other times, I find drinking helps me complete my work best. I use my discretion
Sounds dangerous bro
There was a time when I worked for a college IT department and we would have a pint at lunch on a Friday, we did absolutely frick all the rest of the afternoon.
I used to have a beer just before quitting time to help the anxiety I would have trying to get a bus in Seattle
COLD BEER ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON
ITS TIME
>he doesn't maintain a buzz to cope with the banalities of office work
WHAT A LIFE
Britbongs regularly drink on the job. My workplace allows any degree of intoxication which does not affect performance.
>My workplace allows any degree of intoxication which does not affect performance.
You are legally allowed to have drinks at lunch while working unless it is with heavy machinery or driving etc, but your employee would frown on it bug time and sack you first chance they get.
DRUK gods its saturday night, its our time
IMAGINE not drinking
He has a license to kill he probably has a license to drink too
I have a warehouse job where nobody gives a frick. I have 6+ beers a day and sometimes whiskey.
Based as frick, what do you do in the warehouse?
Drink
Kino sounds comfy
>fills waterborne up with ice, orange juice and vodka
>drinks it throughout the day without anyone being none the wiser
I wont let us lose, not again
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
For me its being a druk chad
Even based Bond knew he had to get loaded on benzos and booze before the big gambling ruse in Casino Royale. Only women and psychoanalyst cucks shame using booze as a tool for success.
>WFH on a friday afternoon
>decide frick it, crack open and down a couple of beers while sending last few emails and making calls
>performance actually improves
those druk boys might have been onto something
So how are we all doing tonight DRUK bros? Any good DRUK stories to tell?
>Go to bar
>Get drunk
>Go home
>Sleep
WHAT A LIFE
>Go to bar
>Get drunk
>Go home
>Drink more
ftfy
based
Started work this week. Never felt more like drinking after friday afternoon. Continued today and feeling great. I watched Severance and listening to this now.
What work anon?
Comfy, but soulless office stuff.
We're doing fine druk bro.
Hey you gotta make a living somehow, DRUK gods always win anon
In the book it reads like he's sloshed 90% of the time.
On the train/drive/flight to a new location? have a few glasses before you go and more at every stop
Talking to the local agent at your destination? Have a few bottles of hard liquor and a girl afterwards
Wake up in the morning? More drinks
Time to meet the evil guy? Share a bottle with him
Things gone to shit and folks are trying to kill you? Have a few drinks to harden your resolve
Get caught in an avalanche while skiing down a mountain with gunmen after you? Pull a small flask out of your parka and down it before continuing
Yeah that was just Englishmen until the early 80s or so. Read what Churchill drank in a day it's nuts.
>(1) Several whisky and sodas (less than an ounce of whisky) around 11am, teatime and bedtime and occasionally one other during the evening. (He never drank whisky neat.)
>(2) An imperial pint (20 oz.) of champagne or wine at a 1pm lunch followed by a brandy, also likely an ounce.
>(3) An imperial pint of champagne or wine at dinner followed by a brandy.
>This translates into approximately six glasses (1½ 750 ml. bottles) of champagne or wine daily along with 5 to 6 ounces of whisky or brandy spread over a 12 to 15 hour period. By any standards, that’s a lot of alcohol.
That ain't nothin
Jesus, can't you imagine that his numbers got a little bit hightened up because he is one of the UK greatest heroes? If he really drank that much he wouldn't be in history books
I'm going to celebrate the jubilee of her majesty the Queen, getting shitfaced and i'm not even british lol WHAT A LIFE
>Every single act is le heckin black person
>No Paul or Ringo
Yeah no thanks
Black folk
I've literally drank on the clock on every job I've ever had. I'm on my 4th and hopefully final job of my professional career as a coder, and I've always drank on the clock.
But why?
Because working sucks but it needs to get done. What other answer were you expecting?
Fair enough i guess, work aint that bad though
Depends on the job, honestly. I write code so every job is inherently shit.
How drunk do you normally get on the job?
So it definitely isn't every day or even every week. But I'll be honest: there were Fridays (when we still worked in the office) where I got so ripped that I spilled an entire drink on a cubicle wall and the stain was still there 2 years later. I consider it the price the company paid for my autistic commitment to getting shit done.
druk chads.... not like this
Like what?
>tfw the only DRUK here
Post your most comfy DRUK songs right now
I really like your style druk bro
WHAT A LIFE
druk threads are not so comfy and fun like they used to be, we lost
You drink to much, visit them too often and asociate them with you feeling bad about drinking. DRUKCHADS threads are still great in my book
I don’t even drink and I come to these threads every time they pop up
Best thread on Cinemaphile
>OP thinks it’s far fetched that people drink on the job
Been a bartender for 7 years. I’ve been drunk on the job majority of my shifts, and seen other people drunk on the job many times.
It’s a fun life
Drinking during work was pretty common (at least in the UK) into the 90s. Not getting smashed, but just a pint or two at lunch.
DRUKBROS i think it is time for a break, see you in 1,5 months time. Stanisław Lem is the best SCIFI author, Houellebecq is the best modern author. Dragged Across Concrete is the best movie of the last 5 years That is all
stopped for a few days, was fine. fell of the wagon and back to drinking to pass out, wake up drink to pass out again.
you ever think about quitting permanently?
switching to pot instead
Not that anon but Sativa gives me such heavy paranoia and I start freaking out about everything when I smoke it unless I watch a kino or even a decent podcast.
Nowadays I just drink a couple beers at home and then fall right asleep. Everything in moderation.