What is it about google doodles that looks so soulless and inane? I know the usual google artstyle is intentionally corporate, but i thought the doodles were at least supposed to be more charming
I mean, it's bad enough 99% of the time they celebrate some pointless or insipid shit, like the 4th woman to ever ride a bicycle or international oreo day or some crap, but that shit looks downright ugly
>Chandrayaan-3 module approaches the moon >Moon is initially smiling >Chandrayaan-3 module makes contact with moon's "south pole" >Moon is shocked >Moon gets a closer look at Chandrayaan-3 module >Moon goes back full circle to smiling, complete with a blush this time >Earth shows up as an improptu means of giving them some privacy
Come on, man. There's no way that wasn't intentional.
it's be neat if you could go back and see every past doodle, but yeah i imagine people wont be so thrilled to realize actually charming/interactive doodles celebrating iconic celebrities, important people and western holidays, are being replaced by shitty 'quirky' animations by the local intern who's paid with donuts and coffee celebrating the black woman who invented, idk, the worlds 9th fastest processor or something (the either 8 were white or men so we couldnt show them)
it's be neat if you could go back and see every past doodle, but yeah i imagine people wont be so thrilled to realize actually charming/interactive doodles celebrating iconic celebrities, important people and western holidays, are being replaced by shitty 'quirky' animations by the local intern who's paid with donuts and coffee celebrating the black woman who invented, idk, the worlds 9th fastest processor or something (the either 8 were white or men so we couldnt show them)
>the 4th woman to ever ride a bicycle >the worlds 9th fastest processor
Kek it's almost kinda funny how deep they have to dig or how specific they have to get with some of these features just to shove a woman in here
look at these past doodles
most of them are either random women nobody knows or the national days of whatever small country happened to be politically relevant at that time
they celebrated Russia's national day every year juuuust conspicuously until 2022
You know.... I don't know. Tech companies seem to be keeping Indians like pets recently, they love em. Every one has about 10 or so housetrained ones running around.
The most populous countries on Earth are India and China, and of the two, it's understandable that people would rather promote an actual democracy, even one that has a few flaws, than promote a literal dictatorship that's in the process attempting to commit a cultural genocide against some of its own citizens.
Judging from this I think 2011 was the last year where the doodles were less corporate. Back then the doodles didn't have that memphis abstract artstyle and most of them looked like actual paintings.
That's facinating, it's like watching corporate values shift in real time, from simply being a mirror to the culture, to being a mirror to a mirror to a mirror to a mirror of an artificial culture that the corporation itself created
One of the things the doodles do now is that they're much mor of a pool of minority LGBT women to get the ESG score up to offset their engineers. Also, Google is feeling actual financial pressure, so they're cutting back on spending. And the woke branch got more control over who gets to make art, which means "problematic" shit is not as likely to show up.
We could replace you with a bot and not miss anything. From the subject matter chosen alone, you know the doodle team's priorities on race and gender politics. The articles challenging Google's race and gender ratios are also very public. Hell, some of this shit is available from their own internal message board if you actually give a fuk.
i think you need to go outside anon
No. But it's 100 percent fitting that they celebrate with bob.
What is it about google doodles that looks so soulless and inane? I know the usual google artstyle is intentionally corporate, but i thought the doodles were at least supposed to be more charming
I mean, it's bad enough 99% of the time they celebrate some pointless or insipid shit, like the 4th woman to ever ride a bicycle or international oreo day or some crap, but that shit looks downright ugly
I dunno, at least this one's somewhat animesque.
Or, depending upon how one interprets it, hentai-esque.
no, seriously OP, that's just you
>Chandrayaan-3 module approaches the moon
>Moon is initially smiling
>Chandrayaan-3 module makes contact with moon's "south pole"
>Moon is shocked
>Moon gets a closer look at Chandrayaan-3 module
>Moon goes back full circle to smiling, complete with a blush this time
>Earth shows up as an improptu means of giving them some privacy
Come on, man. There's no way that wasn't intentional.
They used to look good, but of course Google won't let you see their old doodles so easily because they want you to forget about the past.
it's be neat if you could go back and see every past doodle, but yeah i imagine people wont be so thrilled to realize actually charming/interactive doodles celebrating iconic celebrities, important people and western holidays, are being replaced by shitty 'quirky' animations by the local intern who's paid with donuts and coffee celebrating the black woman who invented, idk, the worlds 9th fastest processor or something (the either 8 were white or men so we couldnt show them)
I'm pretty sure you can, I did it a few years back
>the 4th woman to ever ride a bicycle
>the worlds 9th fastest processor
Kek it's almost kinda funny how deep they have to dig or how specific they have to get with some of these features just to shove a woman in here
Porn has rotted your brain, OP.
I like the interactive doodles
https://www.google.com/doodles/30th-anniversary-of-pac-man
I think this was the first interactive doodle, it was mindblowing back then.
look at these past doodles
most of them are either random women nobody knows or the national days of whatever small country happened to be politically relevant at that time
they celebrated Russia's national day every year juuuust conspicuously until 2022
forgot to link
https://www.google.com/doodles
why the half of them are about indians?
You know.... I don't know. Tech companies seem to be keeping Indians like pets recently, they love em. Every one has about 10 or so housetrained ones running around.
which indians? :^)
The most populous countries on Earth are India and China, and of the two, it's understandable that people would rather promote an actual democracy, even one that has a few flaws, than promote a literal dictatorship that's in the process attempting to commit a cultural genocide against some of its own citizens.
1.4 billion people
Judging from this I think 2011 was the last year where the doodles were less corporate. Back then the doodles didn't have that memphis abstract artstyle and most of them looked like actual paintings.
That's facinating, it's like watching corporate values shift in real time, from simply being a mirror to the culture, to being a mirror to a mirror to a mirror to a mirror of an artificial culture that the corporation itself created
Also I lol'd at Dilbert appearing outta fuckin nowhere.
It truly was a different time.
the comic-con one is sovlful
Designated
Yes
One of the things the doodles do now is that they're much mor of a pool of minority LGBT women to get the ESG score up to offset their engineers. Also, Google is feeling actual financial pressure, so they're cutting back on spending. And the woke branch got more control over who gets to make art, which means "problematic" shit is not as likely to show up.
Result is high quality memphis.
meds now
We could replace you with a bot and not miss anything. From the subject matter chosen alone, you know the doodle team's priorities on race and gender politics. The articles challenging Google's race and gender ratios are also very public. Hell, some of this shit is available from their own internal message board if you actually give a fuk.
>ESG
Another word to add to my filters. Take your fucking meds schizo
Don't bullshit me. If you were that fragile, you would have added that months ago.
you can't fuck a planet
kinda looks like a throwback to the one they did about Georges Méliès even thought that was a homage to his famous movie
should've had the Russian one crash into it first
underrated
>full
No. Is there any porn?