Look you can't be named 'Shitshorts' and not expect people to think you're a joke
If he has money for evil scientist shit he has money to change his name to something simple and elegant
something like 'Latrine'
It's been a while since I've read the series, but from what I've noticed, especially from the pics of the later books, it looks like a "suffering was deserved, but not THAT much suffering" kind of situation.
The movie suggested he was just a bitter and lonly middle-aged man who had no joy in his life.
The later books suggested he was someone who didn't like dealing with kids all day and had curdled into someone who took pleasure in misery and in turned curdled the teachers.
Okay, anons, what's the silliest real name you've ever known? Not something you learned from the internet, but a teacher or schoolmate or family member or co-worker, anything.
When I was part of a work study program, my job was to seal up and go around the building handing out pay stubs. One guy's name was "Dong Dong". I also had a friend who was going to school to be a doctor and his name was "Johnny Lovelace", so when he graduated (if he did, it's been years since I spoke to him), his professional name would've been Dr. Lovelace.
>but a teacher or schoolmate
I had a speech teacher in 4th grade named Mrs. Lotspeich (pronounced Lot Speech). Pretty funny now, but at the time I just thought, "yep, everything checks out"
I remember having a kindergarten teacher named Mrs. Gross. I never made fun of her for it at the time but looking back on it I wonder if she ever got teased by the students. Come this day I've found out its actually more common a name than I thought.
Of course he did. His name literally means "shit"
Why didn't he just legally change his name?
He changed his name to Tippy Tinkletrousers
He deserved it for appearing in Earthbound
>TL;DR
>EAT SHIT homosexualS
>megalovania.spc
Toby was so real for this
>named poopypants
>gets mad that people think that's funny
Yes he did deserve it
Look you can't be named 'Shitshorts' and not expect people to think you're a joke
If he has money for evil scientist shit he has money to change his name to something simple and elegant
something like 'Latrine'
yes
Better question: did *he* deserve all the shit he got?
Yeah, he was a dick, but George and Harold were genuine troublemakers and when they're together their bad behavior always escalates.
It's been a while since I've read the series, but from what I've noticed, especially from the pics of the later books, it looks like a "suffering was deserved, but not THAT much suffering" kind of situation.
The movie suggested he was just a bitter and lonly middle-aged man who had no joy in his life.
The later books suggested he was someone who didn't like dealing with kids all day and had curdled into someone who took pleasure in misery and in turned curdled the teachers.
Gidget Wafflebrain reporting for duty.
Sound off, anons.
Loopy Diaper Brain????
tee hee
Falafel Bubblenose. Gross.
BUTTERCUP WAFFLEBUNS
Zippy Pottybutt
Gidget Gigglefanny reporting in
Crusty Lizardsniffer here!
Pinky WaffleChunks
Pinky Wafflesniffer
Stinky Pizzaface reporting in.
Cheeseball gorillapants
Booger Gizzardjuice.
Snotty Gizzardfanny here
Fluffy Bananashorts
Pinky Pizza Brain reporting in, narf
Yes
So did anyone else send this letter? I remember sending one and I never got anything
they became gay
>they became gay
Only Harold. George married a white woman.
Okay, anons, what's the silliest real name you've ever known? Not something you learned from the internet, but a teacher or schoolmate or family member or co-worker, anything.
When I was part of a work study program, my job was to seal up and go around the building handing out pay stubs. One guy's name was "Dong Dong". I also had a friend who was going to school to be a doctor and his name was "Johnny Lovelace", so when he graduated (if he did, it's been years since I spoke to him), his professional name would've been Dr. Lovelace.
>but a teacher or schoolmate
I had a speech teacher in 4th grade named Mrs. Lotspeich (pronounced Lot Speech). Pretty funny now, but at the time I just thought, "yep, everything checks out"
I remember having a kindergarten teacher named Mrs. Gross. I never made fun of her for it at the time but looking back on it I wonder if she ever got teased by the students. Come this day I've found out its actually more common a name than I thought.
Had a middle school teacher named Ms. Hymen, probably would've gotten more jokes if it were high school
Which are worse, ghetto names or made up middle class white women names?
As the third of my name I take this kind of thing very seriously.
What's an example of the latter?