I dated a black girl for a while and her peers in her church group would have rap battles in the parking lot after church. They tried to get me to rap once. Told them no thank you.
Jesus Christ is a nigga
Let his light shine through ya
Jesus Christ is my nigga
He's a homie MC JC UC?
He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga
Like me
If you do drugs and think you're cool
You need to come to Sunday school!
Put those drugs in the garbage can
Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!
Judas was his name, the dude was pretty lame
Sold Jesus to the israelites for a couple of gold coins
He regretted it instantly, he felt it in his loins
I need to shoot up some heroin, cuz between the israelites and me, that's a win-win
Oh Lawdy I'm gonna drop a prayer on this boy right here
My brother you are so un cool
You probably ask for homework at Sunday School
Your college grades are just okay
They start with a minus and end with an A
Your Hymn game is utterly whack
That's why when we preach to the Lord you're in the back
When it comes to this church you know I'm the boss
Praise to my nigga up on the Cross
>Told them no thank you.
Lame. Even an incel like me had my day in the sun when some guys asked me to rap with them. I agree rap is stupid, but you should still be a yes man.
They tell the other person what they think of each other's looks and sometimes they read up on the other person's history and write a poem about it. It's all highly romantic.
>I know everything you have to say about me >Fuck this battle, I don't want to win, I'm outtie
He should've been disqualified. That's not a rhyme. But he's white, so it's ok.
Yes. Rap battles are a thing.
But they're not like in this film. You don't just show up and start rapping on the spot.
The people involved write their lyrics far in advance and then just tailor them to whoever they're facing
>it's another rabbit has trouble ending a line on a rhyme and so makes up some Dr Seuss-esque nonsense word as filler and the other rapper doesn't call him out on it episode
Eminem wrote the lyrics for his opponents as well. So of course he isn't going to call himself out on his bullshit. These battles were entirely scripted. Controled narrative by the white man.
it was a different time
HIBBITTY HOOBLAH
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
POT'S COVFEFE
it was a better time
I dated a black girl for a while and her peers in her church group would have rap battles in the parking lot after church. They tried to get me to rap once. Told them no thank you.
I imagine churchgroup rap would be pretty tame...
THOU SHALL RHYME!
Jesus Christ is a nigga
Let his light shine through ya
Jesus Christ is my nigga
He's a homie MC JC UC?
He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga
Like me
If you do drugs and think you're cool
You need to come to Sunday school!
Put those drugs in the garbage can
Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!
Judas was his name, the dude was pretty lame
Sold Jesus to the israelites for a couple of gold coins
He regretted it instantly, he felt it in his loins
I need to shoot up some heroin, cuz between the israelites and me, that's a win-win
Really terrible. I can't even find right cadence here.
>gold coins
uneducated retard
Oh Lawdy I'm gonna drop a prayer on this boy right here
My brother you are so un cool
You probably ask for homework at Sunday School
Your college grades are just okay
They start with a minus and end with an A
Your Hymn game is utterly whack
That's why when we preach to the Lord you're in the back
When it comes to this church you know I'm the boss
Praise to my nigga up on the Cross
Amen
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>Told them no thank you.
Lame. Even an incel like me had my day in the sun when some guys asked me to rap with them. I agree rap is stupid, but you should still be a yes man.
Exactly. Refuses to have fun and make friends but probably forces her to watch retarded movies like Drive.
Drive is kino though
Yes. Dissing tracks is men writing poetry at each other. They put time, effort and thought into it.
They tell the other person what they think of each other's looks and sometimes they read up on the other person's history and write a poem about it. It's all highly romantic.
>Your mom jokes are a form of poetry
Today I will remind them.
Is that 2pack on the right?
When you put it like that it does sound really stupid. Pre internet we didn't really have much else to do though
>Did people really do something besides sitting on Cinemaphile seething about trannies all day long
reminder that Lotto should have won
>I know everything you have to say about me
>Fuck this battle, I don't want to win, I'm outtie
He should've been disqualified. That's not a rhyme. But he's white, so it's ok.
Based whitey
Yes, young men would join poetry competitions to express their differences
it's called having culture, something people raised on the internet don't understand
you will never be human OP
Yes. Rap battles are a thing.
But they're not like in this film. You don't just show up and start rapping on the spot.
The people involved write their lyrics far in advance and then just tailor them to whoever they're facing
There's some kino to witness
this is horribly cringe
Shalom
>projection
Happy Hannuka
>it's another rabbit has trouble ending a line on a rhyme and so makes up some Dr Seuss-esque nonsense word as filler and the other rapper doesn't call him out on it episode
Eminem wrote the lyrics for his opponents as well. So of course he isn't going to call himself out on his bullshit. These battles were entirely scripted. Controled narrative by the white man.
>These battles were entirely scripted
Are you fucking retarded?
>These battles were entirely scripted
Nah, they were actually real.
That is why Clareanse became Cpt. America?
he did actually rap battle some of the rappers during production because they took the piss out of him and he still came out on top
leave it to a negro to not know history
>When I get a record deal I can afford some paper
>retards
That's not the name you call them
Op looks like a worm with braids
>Insulting a man for going to a private school
It was more a case of him pretending to be a gangster rapper from the hood when he was a prep boy trying to fit in
>You went to a private school
>You have the name of a scholar and gentleman
>Your parents have a healthy marriage and loves you
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
Rap battles are how reach a scientific consensus.
People still have rap battles
Epic rap battles was the most cringe shit of the early 2010s
In my shithole, it's a tradition that cowboys and farmers rhyme at each other.
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