Did she deserve it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no?
    wasn't that the fricking point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i just thought that somehow she'd be spared from a horrible vore death but 🙁 idk it made me sad.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone spoil the movie for me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice origin story.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >they told me I was shit
          >so shit is what I gave them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cowboys vs. Ayyys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        What was the point of these characters and their subplot flashback with the monkey?

        it was just a parallel with the whole “respect the predator” thing or art or something idk, that movie was a mess

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chimps are foragers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In 1998, a child actor named Ricky "Jupe" Park costarred with a chimp named Gordy on a sitcom. One day, Gordy went nuts, killing and maiming much of the cast (including the woman in the op) but then calms down and tries to playfully fist-bump Ricky before being put down by the authorities.

      In present day, Ricky owns a rickety wild west theme park just outside of Hollywood, next to a ranch run by a family of black people who raise horses for use in movies. After the head of said family is killed by metal debris mysterious falling from the sky, Ricky figures out there's a literal flying saucer haunting the area and tries offering it horses he's bought from said family to try and coax it over to his park in hopes of making it an attraction. One day he gathers a large crowd (including this lady) to witness his new "sky lasso" attraction as he calls it. Unfortunately for him and everyone, the flying saucer is not an alien spaceship: it is some kind of carnivorous sky-jellyfish which proceeds to eat him and every other man, woman, and child in attendance.

      Meanwhile, the two remaining members of the black horse rancher family, brother OJ and sister Em, recruit a conspiracy nut from Fry's Electronics and an eccentric cinematographer to try and take a photo of the creature in hope of getting on Oprah an thereby saving their failing ranch--this proves difficult, as it disables all electronics in its immediate vicinity. In the end, cinematographer lets himself get eaten, Fryboy survives by wrapping himself in barbwire, OJ creates a distraction to lead it away from his sister (possibly sacrificing himself--at the end she sees him on the horizon, but it's left ambiguous if she really sees him or she's just hallucinating his ghost), and Em gets a really bad photo of it by means of a novelty wishing well/photo booth at Ricky's park before killing it by tricking into eating a giant balloon of Ricky which pops inside of it, making it explode.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based. this is probably what UFOs actually are. (things that live in the upper atmosphere)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Would mean the people telling stories of surviving abductions are full of it
          Like I dunno how the frick someone would survive this thing eating them. Even if it vomited you you'd fall like 100 feet and die that way.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Would mean the people telling stories of surviving abductions are full of it
            Well duh, that and mental illness

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes anon people who tell stories about magical and paranormal shit are making it up for attention. Good job realizing that as an adult

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're mentally moronic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the hell would be the point of the government hiding the existence of amoebas in the sky? Why not cover up the existence of birds too? And in your mind why are they invisible to people on aircraft/spacecraft/telescopes?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They're still aliens even if they're not intelligent life and that cyclone stuff could frick a city up, additionally the government may be aware of the hostility to those who see them and may not want more people trying to see them. Additionally I got the impression the Planet is full of them and Jean Jacket was far from the only one, they're an invasive species.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i don't think the government hides the existence of it, i think there is a permanent intelligent apparatus that got grandfathered in after ww2 and the cold war that most people in government have no clue about (including the appointed heads of agencies and departments that in theory should directly oversee it) - and this loose group of lifers recruits likeminded individuals to perpetuate itself and they might be 2 generations in now - and they don't so much as hide it as ridicule it or obfuscate it with wild and crazy stories so that the matter itself is always clouded in a mystery of deception, uncertainty and confusion.

            >why are they invisible to people

            telescopes look far away - hard to image or focus on a plane or a bird with a telescope (just a hobby one) and professional astronomers operate at high elevation observatories aimed at deep space, there is also different types of astronomy - very little of it is just optical

            aircraft and spacecraft mostly see using instrumentation geared towards radio transmission and detection, and more exotic man made objects use microwaves as well, visual or optical telemetry that is sky based is usually aimed at the ground, eg satellites and surveillance drones. the aerospace industry is tied heavily to the defense industry and shrouded in an existing veil of government and private NDA agreements, secrecy, and espionage with the associated frickery that comes with it.

            Would mean the people telling stories of surviving abductions are full of it
            Like I dunno how the frick someone would survive this thing eating them. Even if it vomited you you'd fall like 100 feet and die that way.

            looking at the ufo literature with contactees and then later abductees there is no real credible story or witness. what is clear is a story emerges that has religious undertones and smacks of a manipulation by one person to find gullible people to worship them because they have special secret knowledge. they space brothers selected them and they are selecting you and together you will change the world etc.

            stories like travis waltons abduction is fascinating. all the people involved were mormons, did you know that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Like ducks?
          Yeah. Most UFO citing are birds whose distance and therefore speed were misidentified

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sure, but im open to the possibility of more exotic unidentified creatures. like the jellyfish in the movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sounds just like one of my Japanese anime's

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tricking into eating a giant balloon of Ricky which pops inside of it, making it explode
        What the frick?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, I kinda suspect it's meant to be an homage to the exploding scuba tank from Jaws.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But that was the ingenuity of the white man, a black man would have just raped the shark after beating its eyes shut

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the balloon part confuses me. A UFO being an animal rather than a space craft is a fun idea, and I think there's some interesting stuff going on about spectacle, nature, and people's desire to have a legacy, but killing the monster with a balloon is a weird call.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't it also go against the logic that "it won't eat things with tassels anymore because the fake horse gave it a tummy ache?" IIRC the balloon was covered in identical tassels but the UFO suddenly stopped giving a shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              but the balloon was a replica of the asian guy, with eyes. so i guess it just really malds when it sees a pair of eyes looking at it
              or the simplest answer is previous logic thrown out the window in order to wrap up the storyline, like all peele films do

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ohhh that poor UFO had a tummy ache

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's also a sort of galaxy-brain narrative symmetry going on here, because we find out the thing that set off Gordy the Chimp was the sound of a balloon popping from the heat of the stage lamps.

            In other words, a balloon popping is what started the wild animal rampage at the beginning of the movie, and a balloon popping is what ends the wild animal rampage at the end of the movie.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yea but that doesn’t really explain how a balloon managed to blow up a giant monster, does it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh wow, I didn't even think of that

              What the hell would be the point of the government hiding the existence of amoebas in the sky? Why not cover up the existence of birds too? And in your mind why are they invisible to people on aircraft/spacecraft/telescopes?

              They're in the clouds

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                did you also notice that the sea-creature from space dies from literal plastic in its throat? a really really big piece of litter?

                What do you mean it was the best day of her life she got those nice soft gut massages it looked so nice in there

                there were way too many other people in there screaming so the mood probably got ruined. how are you supposed to flick the bean and enjoy the thrill of becoming UFO-monster pudge when the guy next to you wont fricking shut up or stop crying for his mommy? real prey amateur hour ugh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Eccentric cinematographer didn't scream after being eaten
                >Was the guy watching snakes eat mice
                Hmmmmmm

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Got his impossible shot
                >Died knowing he got the footage
                >Got to be in UFO tummy alone
                The White Guy wins again, Peele

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He did scream when he was being sucked up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I kind of get the balloon if the balloon is shaped like a person. The thing is an animal and it isn't a stretch of reason to thing the wild animal mistakes food with thing that shaped like it. As for why it explodes and not just chokes or dies from a messed up digestion I don't know.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What do you mean? A balloon that big wouldn't just poof out of existence if it popped. That air inside of it would escape violently. I was trying to find one of the many webms of people and animals getting fricked up by large tires or balloons popping in their faces to illustrate my point, but couldn't find any saved on my computer. You'll just have to take my word for it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't cause an explosion, just extreme internal bleeding as I already stated.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The alien wasnt shown to have blood, if anything an internal air sac or oxygen method keeps it afloat, the balloon either clogged or blocked the function from properly operating, the ayyy couldnt process the buildup and it popped.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe the creature's own anatomy is flimsy and frail enough a balloon popping could destroy it? It doesn't seem to have anything like a skeleton, and its overall mass is probably pretty light (which is generally true of most airborne organisms). We even know it's possible to hear people screaming inside of it, so its "skin" and other membranes probably aren't much thicker than the balloon's.

              Admittedly, this only raises the question of how something so weak it can get one-shotted by a balloon it is also so strong it can carry forty or more humans of varying shapes and sizes inside of it without rupturing or sinking from excess weight.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it is also so strong it can carry forty or more humans of varying shapes and sizes inside of it without rupturing or sinking from excess weight.
                Not to mention the horses probably kicking with metal shoes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The balloon has more surface area to encompass the entire inner anatomy of the ayyy, plus ants can carry shit way bigger and heavier than them so its not so crazy that an ALIEN can suck up 40 small people that get grinded up all together than 1 huge balloon that it needs to absorb all at once.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You do know your stomach can rupture if its clogged too much right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The chimp sounds like a metaphor for black people in general

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Peele confirmed it was, but not racistly

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Where?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds terrible and stupid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok so whats the hamfisted metaphor here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          white people are the alien, eating and killing everything
          BIPOC are the humans, struggling to survive but fighting back

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The blood spewing on the house was the UFO's way of buck breaking

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ummm sweaty? Open your eyes

          WYPIPO BE GIANT SPACE JELLYFISH SUCKIN UP KANGS AND BREAKING DEY CAMERAS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >But it's left ambiguous if she really sees him or she's just hallucinating his ghost
        Why do people keep saying this? Are you fricking moronic? Media illiteracy? It's very obvious that he's ok. The horse is moving after all. Also, he didn't sacrifice himself, the alien had no time to vore him and even if it did the horse had the rainbow flag wrapped around it's leg which we've already seen discourages the alien.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok so whats the hamfisted metaphor here

        white people are the alien, eating and killing everything
        BIPOC are the humans, struggling to survive but fighting back

        Sounds like the whole metaphor is just that that America (and Hollywood) loves violence and profiting off said violence.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stupid as frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this proves difficult, as it disables all electronics in its immediate vicinity
        Why didn't they just use a mechanical film camera?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's what their plan ultimately involves, using an old-fashioned IMAX camera. Unfortunately, the mad cinematographer gets himself (and the camera) eaten; which is why Em ultimately uses one of those novelty wishing wells that takes your picture.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why didnt they just shoot it lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly can't even tell if this is really what it's about or this is an entire fanfic.
        That's how fricking stupid movies are these days.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >talks shit about good, original movie
          >posts animu shit
          Perfect.

          why didnt they just shoot it lol

          because they want to take a picture of it alive???

          >this proves difficult, as it disables all electronics in its immediate vicinity
          Why didn't they just use a mechanical film camera?

          They did dummy

          [...]
          [...]
          Sounds like the whole metaphor is just that that America (and Hollywood) loves violence and profiting off said violence.

          The metaphor is literally said by Keith David in a flash back "Some animals cannot be tammed"

          ok so whats the hamfisted metaphor here

          its for you to put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger

          Peele confirmed it was, but not racistly

          he did not.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Perfect.
            >doesn't know what I'm referencing and how it ties into the conversation
            >proceeds to make himself look like a moron
            Perfect.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but it's left ambiguous if she really sees him or she's just hallucinating his ghost
        Was she hallucinating at some point in the movie? Seems like a weird thing to doubt.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but it's left ambiguous if she really sees him or she's just hallucinating his ghost
        Was she hallucinating at some point in the movie? Seems like a weird thing to doubt.

        Anon is being dumb. He is alive and well.

        SHE was the one that did the sacrificing in the scene. They go into the idea of OJ training this horse called Jean Jacket. They call the ship Jean Jacket. She ends up "breaking" Jean Jacket. Thus completing her arc.

        Theyre both alive and fine.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of these characters and their subplot flashback with the monkey?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Something something animal exploitation like the saucer monster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think the important part was besides the chimp literally going ape, it specifically spared the asian kid and tried to do the fist bump it was trained to do. So even though he saw first hand how dangerous even "tamed" animals can be, the lesson didn't fully sink in, leading to him trying and failing to tame the alien.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She did deserve a nice UFO gut massage uwu

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also, during the chimp scene, a shoe lands funny and nobody knows what it means.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have a rip/webm of that scene inside of the saucer asking for a friend haha

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting your face ripped off by a chimp being the 2nd worst day of your life lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean it was the best day of her life she got those nice soft gut massages it looked so nice in there

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    scp-312

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah some zoomer intern probably read it and gave the idea to peele

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1 alium
    >Uhhh, hey.
    >2 aliums
    >NOPE

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you cant tell me that gordy scene had you shook. I've seen way scarier stuff but that scene was so tense and when the asian kid locked eyes with the kid i got chills.

    the rest of the movie was meh though

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my only conclusion with Peele is that he's using someone else's ideas as a base and then tries to make his own endings which are always dog shit
    interesting premises ruined by poor payoff

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a film about the relationship between entertainment and audience. Particularly how the two come to inform one another. Throughout this film, we are nailed over the head with images of potentially violent, not-necessarily tame-able beings being filmed. Gordy. The UAP. The director watching clips of predator and prey fighting. Being drawn to the allure of spectacle makes us part of it, it chips at the division between what we consume and what we are.

    The most glaring example of this is Yeun and Gordy. Yeun notes that he and Gordy did the first ever "exploding fist-bump". Upon witnessing Gordy, to whom the humans thought had been tamed, made to be fit and safe for human consumption and viewership, snap and beat his co-stars horrendously, Yeun could still not distinguish his reality from entertainment. As Gordy came over to him, covered in blood, while Yeun hid beneath the table, he reaches out his hand -- seemingly to do the exploding fist bump with Yeun. Despite the context of the situation indicating that Gordy is clearly a violent, wild animal, Yeun reaches out his hand for the exploding fist bump. He cannot tell whether Gordy is a wild animal (whose actions he just bore witness to) or the character from the show. There is no division. Peele leaves this particularly ambiguous as Gordy is killed before contact can be made between the two. Was Gordy recalling his fondness for Yeun and reprising his character from the show, or was he reaching to hurt Yeun as part of his spree? We don't know. The line between entertainment and reality has fully blurred.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This byline is made apparent throughout the film. Yeun (older) at the Star lasso experience calls the alien "the viewers", a bit on the nose for Peele, but Yeun who was once an actor and lived through that traumatic experience, can not tell who considers who to be entertainment. Are the aliens watching the humans for entertainment? Or are the humans watching the aliens as part of the Star Lasso Experience? When we get lost in spectacle, we become part of it as we bear witness.

      This is the point of not looking at the UAP. We break the cycle of a potentially dangerous feedback loop fueled by watching violent spectacle that shapes us, that directly informs what we desire to see. If we don't look, if we don't take part, we can control how we perceive things.That said, Peele provides meta-commentary in the shot in the diner to note that its hard to not have our attention drawn to spectacle. In a shot that is almost entirely comprised of our three main characters, we can see a fight in the background outside of the diner. Despite the situation at hand, we can't help but have our attention drawn to the fight outside. Even as viewers of this film we are somewhat helpless.

      Finally, I think Peele makes the finest point of this with the director. Almost every shot of the director we see him, as third party, watching footage of predator fighting prey. When he desires the shot (and becomes what he warned of, he who seeks the dream where he is at the top of the mountain), the divide between viewer and entertainment is dissolved entirely. What he considered himself third party to, what he sought to capture, consumed him entirely, only for Angel to attempt to capture it on camera. At once we can go of he who consumes to he who is consumed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All of this to say, I think the film was brilliant. To consume entertainment that bastardizes its subject is also to be consumed. What we view directly informs who we are, and who we are informs what is created and what there is to be viewed. It is easy to lose sight of this divide.

        Stole this from Reddit. Thoughts?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >We break the cycle of a potentially dangerous feedback loop fueled by watching violent spectacle that shapes us, that directly informs what we desire to see. If we don't look, if we don't take part, we can control how we perceive things.
        I unironically agree. Watching gore kills your soul and allows demons to enter you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        except yuen gets immediately killed by the alien who was just eating shit cuz it was hungry. how hadn't it killed him before? if it was already eating tourists (their keys killed the guys dad) why hadn't it attacked the jupiters claim shows over 6 months? why hadn't yuen tried to advance the spectacle of a literal alien to more than a gimmick sideshow for 40 ppl? the whole yuen/gordy sideplot was weird, out of place, and unnecessary

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It hadn't killed him before because he was feeding it horses that he was buying from the ranch. It was an anomaly that it arrived early on this particular night.
          >the whole yuen/gordy sideplot was weird, out of place, and unnecessary
          I humbly disagree, good sir!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but he would have been looking at it while feeding it the horses thus triggering its sperg factor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The alien wasn't known about yet so its assumed it merely fed on horses and no one thought anything of it, once word got out, Jupe had the attraction to summon it. Also I think it attacked the Jupiter's Claim group out of aggression, not hunger, Yeun was actively trying to draw attention to it so it took it as a threat and killed everyone. Notice how it was trying to kill OJ's group when they paid attention to it and tried to get its attention, it didnt give a shit about them prior since they left it alone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This is a film about the relationship between entertainment and audience
      true, it shows how moronic people will really sit through and analyze complete dogshit if it's made by a black man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just like David Lynch.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw no black David Lynch to make the ghetto version of Twin Peaks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        no one likes you. it is within your power to change that, but you wont, because your soul is dogshit now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not before the white race disappears homosexual.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It already did, and you're not even white.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you're not even white.
                thank god

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's with her face?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A Chimpanzee put that white b***h in her place

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    peele stealing from white people yet again

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any video/webm of them getting eaten?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      give it few weeks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.tiktok.com/@whysoserious420_/video/7123126313925446958?_t=8UCN6XwuDLa&_r=1
      It cuts a bit early at the end. IIRC there's a few more seconds of the woman being pushed up before coming face to face with a half-digested something and screaming.

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