Did Sheev have sex with men?

Did Sheev have sex with men?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was in politics and part of the senate of course he did.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so it seems

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are these dick earrings?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if your dick looks like that you should talk to a medical professional

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go on, show us what your dick looks like for comparison?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And relationships with women

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sheev Palpatine was interested in politics from a very young age

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Politics of anal sex?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is a joke thread but young Sheev would be kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why exactly? He's already "young Sheev" in the prequels, and going back even further wouldn't accomplish anything. I guess he kills his master, but then what? Gets elected?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We know he trained to become the most powerful Force user of his time while simultaneously enacting a plan to become the emperor of the galaxy. He did this without anyone knowing he was even Force sensitive. I feel like there is some interesting stories to be told there. Maybe make it like Death Note where someone keeps almost figuring out what’s going on while he outwits them every turn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why exactly? He's already "young Sheev" in the prequels, and going back even further wouldn't accomplish anything. I guess he kills his master, but then what? Gets elected?

      An adaptation of the plagueis book would be Kino.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off, they ruin it.
        It be girl-coded & lame like all Disney Star Wars.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will you ever take that mouse wiener out of your mouth?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like michael sheen a bit

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sneev

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People who call him Sheev should be killed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      George Lucas shouldn't be killed.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom right is giving me Buzz from Home Alone vibes

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like Mozart

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason I downloaded the audio book for this for a long flight a few years ago and it was excellent. The production on the audio book was beyond anything I'd heard and the book itself was quite good too. Felt like Star Wars realizing its potential in the hands of a competent writer. It focuses heavily on young Sheev.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disney's been cranking out a bunch of the EU books done in a similar fashion with high quality reading and productions. Maybe they're learning that killing off the EU was a moronic idea.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The EU books still outsell their new crap.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of course. Support EU books, buy the new EU toys, and maybe we'll get Jaina Solo content over Rey Palpatine content.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >buy the new EU toys

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Buy em and donate them, I don't give a frick.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, I rather let the IP die, We're never getting anything good ever again.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day moron. Anyone who gives disney money deserves the rope.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The EU books still outsell their new crap.
          This is factually untrue, Lucasfilm publishing has had the most sales from 2017-2018 releases.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No body is reading The High Republic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Incorrect, the EU books rn are outselling the current novels.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They are not even sold.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're sold under the Legends titles and we're getting new unabridged Audiobooks every quarter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only people reading the new canon are women & sunkcost fans from Clone Wars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the Plagueis novel he was a dark triad little twink who got groomed into killing his family by his Sith master.
      This guy gets it, the audiobook is like an amazing radio play with the sound effects and actually well done voices

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >twink
        Why do you use this homosexual speak?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because I look how Sheev is described in the book.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you a disgusting homosexual?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I enjoy tender loving to a younger, sun-kissed boy, yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day homosexual scum

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James Luceno is good at Star Wars because he’s actually read the things that influenced Star Wars like Robert E. Howard, pulps, old sci-fi, all the good “problematic” ungay shit. I say that without actually knowing so but you can feel it in his stories.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sheev completely demystifies the character.
    I hate it.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please stop calling him by that, It's beyond cringe.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Sheev" is a D*sney name

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ian McDiarmid is definitely a gay. Quiet life, no girlfriend, just go to work and go home, just like Sheev. Maybe he is asexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He had sex with Kevin Spacey

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ....consensually?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You ask him he’s living with you after all

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sheev had children with women all over the galaxy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Artificial insemination

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sheev likes to do it the old fashioned way. Then force mindwipe them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But the Chosen one still killed him, well...one of him if you for some reason consider the sequels canon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, but there's still thousands of palpatine offspring running around the galaxy. There could be hundreds of new chosen ones

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shitty comic book thinks it can make Canon.
      The plagueus interpretation of Anakin is much better anyway.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek, nothing with the name 'plagueus' is in any way better than anything

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The original draft of Revenge of the Sith by Lucas himself had Sheev telling Anaking it was him who manipulated the midichlorians to create him. The lines were altered in the final one that was filmed, but the idea existed. The script is out there in the net, look it up. And it's all implied, nothing confirmed, be it Sheev words or that allucination in that comic.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day homosexual scum

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    George Lucas's backstory for Palpatine from the never made Star Wars Underworld show was that he was in love with a cruel gangster woman who destroyed his life and ruined him, and that's why he became so evil. Apparently his son was a clone though so he didn't have a relationship with a woman. But in Revenge of the Sith he GROOMS Anakin, watched the PURPLE Opera, and acts like a homosexual. But personally I think he's not a homosexual.... he's a troony! In the Rise of Skywalker he tries to posess Rey's body so i think he was doing that to troon out, and there are many other clues like his hood looking like long hair and his voice sounds very much like a troony, plus being played by a WOMAN in the original Empire Strikes Back, the signs are all there

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