Did the trailer kill all the hype already?

Did the trailer kill all the hype already?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Directed by a literal who.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The title character is a literal who.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Muh raslin caperino!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, it looked litty.
    Me, my boys and our gfs are going to watch it.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you give Black Adam a solo movie and not tie in Shazam? Wtf is this autism? Why does every single villain need a solo movie now?
    >Venom
    >Joker
    >Harley Quinn
    >Black Adam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the rock doesnt share screen time, he's obsessed with being the main star.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense for Joker and even Venom since they're both villains that are as popular as their hero counterparts. No one knows who Black Adam is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s why they were so desperate to get The Rock. Because they want it to be about The Rock, not Black Adam. He’s basically gonna just be a hero, watch. The Rock loves being the hero.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Venom
        >as popular as their hero counterpart

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Venom was very popular among brown people

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Venom is an extremely recognizable capeshit character

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Killed it for me. It's obviously going to ape marvel's quip fest style and go for laughs over seriousness. They might as well just give him a beige shirt and put him in a jungle again

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >joker and batman bring DC to proper grounded tone
    >immediately shit it down with generic cgi capeshit Marvel clone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DC cant do street level characters forever

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no dave batista as black adam
    is dead

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That filter is looking PISSY, like how your pants will be watching RAUNCHY family fun. This gets the Dwayne guarentee: A LITTY experience for everyone

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so tired of the rock. Most hollow and generic moviestar in the history of Hollywood

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The audience doesn't agree man 🙂 Everyone was pissing their pants in the previews for this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's never been in a good movie. just tard-pleasers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. Makes me appreciate guys like Arnie and Stallone more.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think for a second that Shazam won't just be a post-credit tie in like literally all capeshit now?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oooga booga!!

    The Rock is the most tryhard, cringe actor. And that’s why he’s litty

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why’s this mf have so many high res photo shoots?
    Google him and every pic is 8400x9200 closeups of his face kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why does he look so different in this pic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WTF. Is The Rock a CG creation? Did they let it slip on this one?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's johnny sins

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does he do the Spinebuster?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    drop trailer link

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Did the trailer kill all the hype already?

    Made me wonder why was this one like 15 years in the making? Just another boring cape story.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it seems fun tbh senpai
    hope shazam shoes up at the end and slaps some sense into the rock

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Rock
      >losing to anybody
      The ROck wouldn't even allow himself to lose to Superman let alone a kid like Shazoomie.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so true malt ball

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's whatever. Just another middling capeshit movie about a second-tier character nobody gives a shit about carried by a subpar actor.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Rock
    >Playing The Rock
    >In a movie by The Rock
    >This october, The Rock is: The Rock.

    I think it's safe to say we're all a bit tired of this fricking c**t.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't he some kind of wrestler? i seem to recall him doing a bit of wrestling

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >name of movie is Black Adam
    >stars a white guy, The Rock (honorary white)
    its gonna bomb

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IN THE FRICK
    IS SHAZAAM
    I WANNA SEE MORE SHAZAM
    NOT homie STEVE

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen a single the rock movie and never will

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >claim it has man of steel level fights
    >it looks goofy when anyone other than snyder does it

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shitty first impressions but has high litty expectations.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Rock so I'm going to watch the movie anyway. Don't know when it'll be out, haven't seen a trailer, don't care. I'll see it when I see it. Snooze.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After Tim Gunn's Suicide Squad and Joker, DC is still too chickenshit to make a real Black Adam

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully with the changes at WB, the anti-snyder vanity pictures are over with and after this they can make a movie with some goal other than to retcon the snyderverse or pwn le toxic fanbase.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gave him plenty of chances, but he simply has never done a truly good movie. He almost got there with Pain & Gain where he basically played himsef, but everything since then has been a dud. Bautista's not a terrific actor but he's a hell of a lot better than Rock.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bautista isn’t Daniel Day Lewis but I’ve never seen him turn in a bad performance. The dude is a solid journeyman for sure, in the sense that he actually is an actor. The Rock is a celebrity personality, not an actor. That would be the difference to me.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When people start posting astroturfed Black Adam memes I don't want to hear a god damned word about how Morbius was a forced meme. Morbius looked like Kubrick compared to this piss filter bollywood cgi throw up.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JSA always sucked sadly. lost interest soon as I saw it wasnt JL

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "In this world, there are heroes and there are villains"
    How in the frick are modern 2022 trailers still including schlock lines like this?

  32. 2 years ago
    chapo poster

    Looks like DC has another dud on their hands.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is he allowed to play BLACK adam when the rock is some pacific islander shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black Adam is an Arab/Egyptian, should’ve got a middle eastern actor but I can’t think of any yoked enough to do it.

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