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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homophobes will get hit by a meteor?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >homophobes will get hit by a meat oar?
      ftfy

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is a little gay. Don’t act like you never walked past a guy and thought he was hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Homosexuals kissing triggers the same brain response as seeing maggots on rotting garbage, studies find

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only gay for cute anime boys. real men don't appeal to me at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I only want to frick cute Twinks. There’s a difference

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but it was because I wanted to look like him, not because I wanted to frick him.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is on the wrong side of history

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish he was even more gay than gay, the ultimate supergay.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homophobes don't exist and they're made up to amuse the proles?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he say that about diverse middle easterners?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. sounds racist.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Surely the gay gene is what will die off though (if you believe in evolution)

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what if somebody was tho shoot him and drop a dinosaur toy on his lifeless body wouldnt that be ironic haha

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thats pretty intolerant of Muslims and Malaysians. Chris Evans is a chud just like us.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cap is so based. Nazis btfo.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The western liberal is in for a rude fricking awakening. Russia is getting away with everything, China is preparing to invade taiwan, Muslims are expanding, and the west is getting hit with the biggest recession in history. Hundreds in millions of Africans will flud Europe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      with a little luck, Russia and the US will use up their entire nuclear surplus to turn arabia and africa into smooth sheets of glass.
      just imagine how much cleaner the world would be with a couple of billion of them utterly eradicated.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was Rex really that homophobic?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >die off like dinosaurs
    In a gigantic kinetic explosion from a meteor? I hope so.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO NO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why does this schizo hashtag everything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually a financial disaster.
      I'm genuinely surprised, I thought it would be Successful Garbage like the Aladdin or Lion King remakes but no, it's following the same trajectory as The Good Dinosaur

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're fricking Shazamposting in real time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm genuinely surprised

        That no one cares about a standalone movie for *Buzz Lightyear?* One that doesn't even follow what scant canon he had? Really?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >people consistently eat Disney/Pixar's shit for years
          >"industry experts" were saying the movie was going to make twice as much money as it's actually making, 48 hours ago

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe. Idk. What does it matter?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is their deal with dinosaurs? Every time one of these mousecucks gets uppity about homophobia, soggy knee, or terrible Star Wars books, they make this comparison. Is it some kind of inferiority complex?
    >TFA vs Jurassic World
    >Captain Marvel vs Godzilla KOTM(2019)
    >now Lightqueer vs JWD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The idea is that racists, homophobes, sexists etc are all old hat. They're dinosaurs and belong in the last century.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty obvious that they put stuff like that in the movie for the outrage and the censorship in conservative countries. Corporations posing as rebels, just like always.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >homophobes die off like dinosaurs
    Hey you can't talk about Muslims like that buddy

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Die off like dinosaurs
    Ironic.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    know what dies out? sodomites that by definition can not reproduce.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >die off like dinosaurs
    So, is this a threat? The government is gonna raze us off the Earth Independence Day style?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S GAY PRIDE MONTH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HULKAMANIACS! YOU SHOULD BE PROUD BROTHER! PROUD THAT YOU AREN'T A homosexual DUDE!

    homosexualS, WHO ARE 1.65% OF THE US POPULATION ACCOUNT FOR 63% OF THE SYPHILIS CASES DUDE!
    >http://takimag.com/article/the_straight_dope_on_homosexuality_elizabeth_mccaw/print
    homosexualS ARE 17X MORE LIKELY TO GET ANAL CANCER THAN STRAIGHTS BRAH
    >http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/12/the_gay_agenda_and_the_real_world.html
    TRANNIES ARE 4X MORE LIKELY TO HAVE AIDS DUDE
    >http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/
    homosexualS ARE 60X MORE LIKEY TO HAVE AIDS THAN NON-homosexualS BROTHER
    >http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3462414/
    46% OF HOMOS REPORT BEING MOLESTED, COMPARED TO ONLY 7% OF STRAIGHT HULKAMANIACS
    >http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11501300
    41% OF TRANNIES HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO COMMIT SUICIDE DUDE, AND THATS A SHOOT BROTHER
    >http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/
    65% OF TRANNIES HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING THEMSELVES IN THE LAST YEAR BRAH
    >http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44
    GAYS ARE MORE LIKELY THAN STRAIGHTS TO HAVE MENTAL ILLNESS BROTHER
    >http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2072932/
    LOOK OUT BRITISH HULKAMANIACS! 1 IN 8 homosexualS IN LONDON HAS HIV
    >http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/18/13-of-gay-and-bisexual-men-in-london-living-with-hiv/
    homosexualS ARE 200 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE DIAGNOSED WITH HIV TOO DUDE!
    >http://takimag.com/article/the_straight_dope_on_homosexuality_elizabeth_mccaw/print
    27% OF TRANNIES HAVE AIDS, ONLY 12% REPORT IT DUDE
    >http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/group/gender/transgender/
    MALE TO FEMALE TRANNIES ARE 50 TIMES MORE LIKELY THAN NORMAL PEOPLE TO HAVE HIV BRAH
    >http://news.yahoo.com/one-group-people-acquiring-hiv-204557712.html

    SO HAVE PRIDE THIS MONTH BROTHERS, PRIDE THAT YOU DON'T TAKE IT UP THE ASS AND AREN'T ON QUEER STREET AND LIKIN' IT DUDE.
    -HH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why does being diddled make it so likely that you'll turn gay anyway?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Getting diddled by a woman I would assume would give you a mommy fetish.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same reason that people who commit drive-by shootings are more likely to have a relative who died in a drive-by shooting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WHEN YOUR LITTLE BRAIN IS JUST FORMING YOU ASSIOCATE SEXUAL IMPULSE TO WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU.
        LIKE FOOTgayS. THEY MUST HAVE BEEN STEPPED ON AS KIDS DUDE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thank you for explaing it to me, brother

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imao, nice intro, i laughed, HH brother

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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        thank you for explaing it to me, brother

        HH HULKAMANIACS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      B A S E D
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  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have evidence that Evans is gay himself?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, he hasn't had a gf in four years, and prior to that this was his gf
      Also he was an early political shitposter because a decade ago he was publicly moaning "why the FRICK hasn't President Obama legalized gay marriage yet?"

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Evans will die before me. Then who'll be laughing?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Straight people have a significantly higher life span than gays. Unsurprising 2bh.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From Buzz Lightyear to Pozz Tightrear.
    Sad.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual: "ALL YOU STRAIGHT WHITE CHRISTIAN MALES ARE GOING TO DIE OUT!!!"
    >*contracts AIDS and dies, having never reproduced*

    Trannoid: "ALL YOU STRAIGHT WHITE CHRISTIAN MALES ARE GOING TO DIE OUT!!!"
    >*blows brains out with a shotgun all over the roof of his car before the age of 40, having never reproduced*

    And so it goes.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you WILL force your children to watch Buzz Light-year make out with other men
    I can't wait to go to war and slaughter these pedos.

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