>Did you spend all morning coming up with that? Did you practice saying it out loud into a mirror? Did you actually come away thinking it sounded cool? That’s adorable.
Well, you wouldn't be that high up on the totem pole if you didn't ass-lick. So I guess the point is imagining you're an ass-licker, but a subtle one. Maybe you have a lot of debts from unsuccessful financial operations or crippling gambling addiction, I dunno.
Oh my god I would literally gove my soul to the devil to get pegged by female boss in this context. No sexual attraction or lust just done solely to humiliate and dominate me
Honestly not saying anything at all works way more than people think as long as you're not an autist about it
especially with women they're expecting you to sperg out when they say something like this so if you just say nothing and look at them they have no idea what to do and immediately get self concious
>"We're you waiting all day to use that?" > Continue like nothing happened
If she pipes up about it you tell her that she's not fooling anyone and ask to talk to the man in charge.
If she b***hes about sexism you deny saying that just like she'll deny saying the "stupid" line.
>How would you respond?
That depends, am I being asked by a sociopathic white supremacist with godpowers, or by an anxious PA with weird sexual proclivities?
What does pegging have to do with the plot? Why did they include this scene? The only explanation is that they are trying to effeminize the male population and normalize masochism, or they are taking the piss, saying patriotic red blooded American men secretly want an American flag dildo in their boypussy.
>did your mom get fricked by a frog?
Rude.
>this is a 29 year old woman in the current year
>Did you spend all morning coming up with that? Did you practice saying it out loud into a mirror? Did you actually come away thinking it sounded cool? That’s adorable.
Way too verbose. Cringe as frick.
It ruins the roleplay when you pretend she's not moronic.
She's your boss and can fire you, and it's not like finding a cushy job like corporate ass-licker "journalist" is easy.
That’s why I’ll never be a corporate ass-licker. No amount of money is worth my self-respect.
At any point some circumstances could align such that Homelander reads your stories and he will kill you for it
>teleports behind her
>Did you spend all morning coming up with that? That’s adorable.
Just shorten it to this, much better and less cringe
Do situations like this ever happen in real life?
yes and it almost always ends up with me having wild sex in the office
izuna drop
Nani? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
>I bet that smarted sound in your head.
I give u the kek
>Sounds like something someone on a TV show would say
Her mouth opens funny when she talks. It moves to the side.
Why no, we haven't had sex yet.
Yes, please punish me.
i envy most of the guys that end up in there, saw a scene with just femdom and no pegging, i wonder what it would cost, shit seemed cash
Probably get an erection from the humiliation and make cummies from my tiny widdle white wiener into my underwear
Is this some kind of new saying you're trying to get going? Because it's god awful. It sounds like it was written by a child.
Do they ever actually explain why she doesn’t just leave her job?
Why should she?
She could die any day, now.
Probably something to do with Homelander insinuating that he can kill her whenever he wants dumb dumb.
Homelander has probably insinuated to half the staff he could kill the entire country if he felt like it
Homelander knows where she lives.
depends on the context. I've been called a half wit for trying to tell a boomer that animals shouldn't eat plastic.
>If you want me on my knees tongue-deep in every orifice you have, I will happily oblige, ma'am, but I'm not taking that in my ass
Did you eat a clown for breakfast ?
Or in The Boys's case, did you gobble clown's testiballs for brunch?
>the guy wanting to get pegged by an oversized dildo even siswet wouldn't try
Weird show.
that's not oversized...
well he clearly isn't above that shit
The question was “How would *you* respond,” not how would some random corporate ass-licker version of me would.
Well, you wouldn't be that high up on the totem pole if you didn't ass-lick. So I guess the point is imagining you're an ass-licker, but a subtle one. Maybe you have a lot of debts from unsuccessful financial operations or crippling gambling addiction, I dunno.
Dios mio...
Oh my god I would literally gove my soul to the devil to get pegged by female boss in this context. No sexual attraction or lust just done solely to humiliate and dominate me
Honestly not saying anything at all works way more than people think as long as you're not an autist about it
especially with women they're expecting you to sperg out when they say something like this so if you just say nothing and look at them they have no idea what to do and immediately get self concious
>I wouldn't mind getting fricked by stupid if you're offering ma'am
and solved
You shouldn't call yourself that
What brain?
yes
I dunno, my brain got fricked by stupid so I don't remember
>you look like how my farts smell
"YES YES YES PLEASE MOMMY FRICK ME MOMMYYYYYYY"
Why are you repeating what Homelander said to you boss
>"We're you waiting all day to use that?"
> Continue like nothing happened
If she pipes up about it you tell her that she's not fooling anyone and ask to talk to the man in charge.
If she b***hes about sexism you deny saying that just like she'll deny saying the "stupid" line.
>How would you respond?
I've been married for over a decade, so yes.
>OH YEAH WELL THE SNEED’S FEED AND SEED STORE CALLED, THEY’RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU!
Le edgy potty mouth humor
thank seth rogen
if you’re reading this seth israelite, know that i hate you so much and if i ever see you on the streets I’ll frick you up
please do
i'ld love to see that
>garth ennis creator of Crossed was never edgy unfunny garbage before fat weed israelite
i never read that shit, it might've been
but we all know this is peak "israeli" "humour"
Why are American insults so juvenile and moronic
>le brave obsessed thirdie that won’t say where they are from
Every, time.
Normally people don't state where they're from in every post. If you want that go leave or something. I'm Irish.
You say whos stupid then she says I'm stupid and then you frick her you absolute tards
>How would you respond?
That depends, am I being asked by a sociopathic white supremacist with godpowers, or by an anxious PA with weird sexual proclivities?
I break her nose and say "Did your nose get fricked by my fist?" If she responds I punch her again harder.
What does pegging have to do with the plot? Why did they include this scene? The only explanation is that they are trying to effeminize the male population and normalize masochism, or they are taking the piss, saying patriotic red blooded American men secretly want an American flag dildo in their boypussy.
take your meds, chud
>patriotic red blooded American
he's a TV pundit/corporate plant
>masochism
if it hurts you didn't use enough lube
>How would you respond?
File a complaint to HR, then hire a israeli lawyer and sue.
>Well, you will look quite stupid national-wide after I filed a lawsuit with a recording of this conversation