>*Dies a virgin in your path*

>*Dies a virgin in your path*

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so? James Potter only had sex with one (1) woman.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In his short life of twenty one (21) years.
      This guy got to live up to thirty eight (38) and still couldn't get it done.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that means he loved Lily longer than James did

        he is better

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          As an obsessed cuck, yes. If that is better according to you, then I don't have anything more to say to you, Mr. Spacing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            my posts are more important than yours.

            they deserve more space.

            anyway yes, he won in the end.

            >die by snake and actively help/protect Harry in death

            the frick did James do? didn't even save his son.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you could use your replies to engage with me, using your words to make an intelligent argument against mine.

                you won't.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are you saying you want to marry me? A-anon... this is all so sudden...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i'd die for you. would you die for me? that's the difference between us, anon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                R*dditors don't deserve to be argued with

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He was supposed to be 38? I thought he was in his 50s.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the only woman Sevy cared about!

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least he died with a hope that there was something great he'd never experience
    I'm gonna die having experienced it all and found it deeply unfulfilling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can still take (drug you haven't taken) for the first time
      or
      watch The Sopranos

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >spends the dance night breaking up a students making out and having sex
    Holy seethe

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hes just like me

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ACCIO PUSSY ON MY DICK

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure he cast Lily's Doe patronus at some point and made love to it while sobbing

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >becomes evil
    >doesn’t rape anyone
    What’s the point?
    It’s like all those slasher films, they kill extremely hot girls but never frick them before or afterwards, why waste it if you’re already murdering people?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was never evil, dummy

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not possible. He was 21-22 when he started to teach. Girl in school were horny enough to date rape people. How could he stay virgin with all of those legal age horny witches around him?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. He probably got drugged and rape day in day out in his first 5 years of teaching

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No one liked Snape, everyone hated him and thought he was a creepy weirdo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Read his description. He's a gross loser with greasy hair. There's literally nothing more unattractive than unwashed hair.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't he cast anti-grease spell?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Incels like that just can't comprehend hygiene.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >spends most of his life pining and simping for a woman who never reciprocated his feelings
    Who actually enjoys this shit? Why? Snape at least had better options right? Why didn’t he just move on?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    canonically molested by dumbledore

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >polyjuice exists
    >love potions exist
    >butterbeer exists
    The only way a potion master could die a virgin is by choice.

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