>diner scene in film or TV
>waitress appears with coffee pot
>"Can I top you up, hun?"
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>diner scene in film or TV. >waitress appears with coffee pot. >"Can I top you up, hun?"
>diner scene in film or TV
>waitress appears with coffee pot
>"Can I top you up, hun?"
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>diner in Albuquerque
>Can I give you a sloppy toppy
yee
>scenes zoomers will never understand
>character goes to a mechanic
>mechanic steps out of the shop wiping his hands with a dirty rag
>"What can I do you for?"
>mechanic is introduced under the car hood vaguely turning a wrench
>thank ye kindly, Gladys
>good guy drives his car towards the bad guys car
>bad guy flinches at the last second and crashes into a wall
>Detectives working late on a case
>Bunch of these all over the table
That's more of a late night lawyer thing.
Then what do detectives have?
He was probably thinking about the xfiles. Happens sometimes on that show
>not donuts and coffee
also i remember a funny schizo post about how THE BOX UNFOLDS
donuts and coffee duuuh
That's cops, I said detectives.
>detective goes against the chiefs direct orders
>HAND OVER YOUR BADGE AND YOUR GUN
>detective proceeds to investigate on his own
AND your other investigation
>Procedural show
>Characters juggling these every single sign outside
single scene*
Always, without fail, they are blatantly empty.
>Scenes city slickers will never understand
They have diners in cities, anon.
I wouldn't call Starbucks a diner Mr. Gucci Loafers
Well pardon us
Cities have too many diners around every fricking corner and they're all disgusting but at least they're open 24 hours so I don't have to drive somewhere if I want some sloppa in the middle of the night.
>sitting in diner
>finally have my coffee cooled off enough with the right amount of sugar and cream
>meth mouthed prostitute swoops in out of the shadows and pours boiling hot black coffee up to the brim
hate this shit so goddamn much. just leave me the pot or put it in a small container for me to pour from at my discretion
autism speaks
What phenotype is that
What's the point of living if you're like 60 and still working at a diner?
It's a good way to socialize with people so you don't become demented dumbass.
Yeah, socializing with meth heads, truckers and drunk zoomers at 2am sounds amazing.
Yes because the only shift is at night and every single diner only has meth heads and truckers.
old people don't work for the money, they work to socialize because they have no hobbies
Do they still have mom and pop diners like this or is it all just IHOPs and stuff?
>stoner scene comes on
>they buy too much fast food
>oooh dude my poor butthole from mediocre taco bell
I was just in Mexico and some dude serves breakfast out of his courtyard, his wife was topping up the coffee as she is meant to. Only "first world" "nations" charge extra for refills KEk
uhh what the hell are you talking about. no one charges for coffee refills
>classroom scene
>teacher in the middle of a lesson
>bell rings mid-sentence
>tries in vain to yell out their homework while the class loudly bustles out of the room
Do these guys not plan their lessons? Or own a watch?
>tries in vain to yell out their homework while the class loudly bustles out of the room
That would NOT happen with some of my schoolteachers, sure there's the ones you walk all over but there were a few who just had authority, you get up and leave when they say they're done.
I remember in middle school this c**t teacher would keep teaching the lesson even though the bell rang. When I called her out on this she held me bacl even later to teach me a lesson. Frick you b***h, I want my lunch.
>she held me bacl
I wonder why.
You're moronic.
>you're
my bad *youre
Jfc clean you're keyboard
I remember in Middle School one Teacher did this so often other Teachers actually got pissed because students were always late to their class with students coming from her class. And eventually it got to the point where she just stopped working and eventually quit. I heard she went through a divorce or something.
Most of my teachers finished the lesson almost perfectly timed to be like 10-15 seconds ahead of the bill
>the bell does not dismiss you, i do
>when literally the only authority the principal has is programming the bell
i don't get it. that's not power, that's being a dick
>witness at a rural crime scene
>wearing this and rugged jeans
It’s weird the older I get the more I like those jackets. They are just so…practical.
you could have the same exact thing... with out the dots
Thats probably by design. Carhartt is one of the most used brands in product placement
It also makes sense though, go anywhere rural in the US and you see a lot of those
Cool I have that jacket. It was fricking expensive.
>MC goes to see a doctor
>"Alright what seems to be the problem here?"
Do you have the spanking anime girl one?
>just tea, thankyou
>character tells lame joke
>everything gets quiet
>the wind blows
>a cactus rolls by
They call those tumbleweeds. It's not a cactus. It's a bush that lives in the desert and blows around by the wind to distribute its seeds.
Tumbleweeds are dirty fricking c**ts and I wish ecological death upon them.
>cactus
>Character has a rough day at work
>Rushes home on a mission to get fricked up
Literally me
>Scientist or engineer character
>All they do with their sciency weapons and devices is vaguely turn a screwdriver
They love the damn screwdriver. I have a habit of actually watching what actors are doing in a scene and not just looking at the center where the dialogue is happening
Watch for the screwdriver in genre shows. It's always there. Turning.
A bit off topic but I’m on Cinemaphile and happen to be in this thread. Just wanted to say I’m watching season 7 of the flash and what the frick. This show was never great, or even that good really, but it went from a 5/10(imo) to a -10/10. It’s like they are trying to make it bad on purpose. I won’t even list the things bad about it because it’s literally everything
In which season did they send that gorilla back in time to kill Obama
Incidentally The Flash is the number one offender of
>be security guard
>get knock unconscious
>Inexplicably walk towards mysterious noises and dark spaces with your flashlight going "WHO'S THERE?" leaving your post unguarded and notifying no one
it's standard procedure
>character gets knocked out
>stays unconscious for over an hour with no brain damage
>wakes from a concussion and is completely fine, not confused and incoherent and barely able to stand
>Doctor says a character has "a mild concussion but they're gonna be fine" every time they want a character to be hurt but not injured
>never show any ill effects from said concussion and doctor brushes it off like they grazed their knee
>high school gym scene
>every guy just walking around wearing a white towel around their waist
EU here. Does that actually happen in America?
No. If you order a cuppa then all you get is a cup. If you order a pot they just leave it. My experience in diners in the western us.
Yes
That's what diners are for. Comfort food, served by friendly staff. Hardly a gastronomic experience, but if you've been traveling a long time it's the emotional equivalent of finding an oasis in the desert
top you off, not upjjrd2
>breakfast scene on nice white sitcom
>wife gives husband big plate of pancakes and bacon
>"What's all this about?"
>"A special breakfast for a special day!"
>husband panics trying to remember what the occasion might be.
>MC looks at calander
>circle on todays date
>can't remember whats so important
>dad going away for a routine business trip
>makes promise to son he won't miss any more games
>tells wife he loves her
>dies in horrible accident en route
Damn you Heinz!
>promises not to miss another baseball game
>misses game because he's fricking the new client
>Dad reincarnates as a sentient snowman
Every goddamn fricking time.
Made me laugh
>then he rapes someone to death with his carrot dick
>Mom makes ridiculously gigantic breakfast
>Kids leave half a bowl of cereal and run to the bus, late for school
>Dad takes one sip of coffee and runs to his car, late for work
the thumbnail made me think of "get well soon" girl in hospital
> moronic kid knocks over valuable family item and crushes/shatters/destroys it
> "MOM'S GONNA FREAK!"
>Oh no, grandma's ashes!
>Ashes are apparently stored in the flimsiest pot in the world instead of a strong urn, and just dumped in there loose instead of contained in a bag
Have you never been to a diner or breakfast place? Waitresses walk around refilling coffee
Imagine not liking spicy food
tastelets dont @ me
kino album
>parents come home after a night out to find the babysitter tied up
>all holes filled
>science guy has to explain wormholes
it doesn't work with pens
>character constantly drinks whiskey
>is otherwise well adjusted and functional
>down on his luck alcoholic city detective, divorced
>lives here