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Duh. How do you raise the stakes after dinosaurs? Magic Dinosaurs?
Cyborg enhanced ultra intelligent raptor soldiers. That's what early treatments looked like before they went back to the park, keeping a scant remnant of the idea with the camouflage monster and raptor training.
In the first film, the hurricane results in most people evacuating and leaving only a skeleton crew behind. That skeleton crew then has to deal with the dinos, which makes a threat. Once you have a crew that's preparred it ceases to make any sense, since any weapon that would take down an Elephant would also take down a dinosaur.
So you have people in Lost World fleeing the T-Rex firing their assault rifles wildly, yet the T-Rex is not phased. This bugged me when I saw it in theaters.
Yes, that was a long plan starting for JPIII. Then they jsut uncreatively went back to the island for some reason. If anyone had actually gone through that they'd be traumatized and just would never set foot there again. Then the original film crew comes back for the latest film too.
>any weapon that would take down an Elephant would also take down a dinosaur
A female elephant in heat laced with venom in her pussy. That would take down an elephant but not a dinosaur.
Unless the dino eats the horny fatso.
>drones + biomech control over them
>gene mining searching for life extension (or harsh environments of other planets, colonization Weyland-Yutani style)
>dino-human hybrid abominations they either have to put down or wring hands over saving & exposing
>operational use tested in Yucatan/Amazon against Narcos goes off the rails (a more focused Predator rehash with a smaller set of dinos; threat increased by them going hermaphroditic, capable of reproducing now)
>a few people stranded on the island
>a lot of people stranded on a island
should've stopped here
>How do you raise the stakes after dinosaurs?
Movie 1: Herrerasaurus
Movie 2: Carnotaurus
Movie 3: Allosaurus
Movie 4: T-Rex
Avengers-style crossover: Giganotosaurus
what about the dinosaur with 500 teeth?
That one is for when the franchise goes irredeemably woke, like current MCU.
>How do you raise the stakes after dinosaurs?
Dinosaurs get super smart. They start integrating into civilized society with humans. Tensions between humans and dinos start building. Dino ghettos are born. Some people start wanting to frick the dinosaurs. Dino-fricking becomes a hot topic debate.
>planet of the dinos, and then a planet of the dinos vs apes crossover kino
oh wait this is just godzilla vs king kong
That sounds terrible
the next logic step is to put a human brain into a t Rex, duh
Giant bugs
Dinosuars learn to talk.
ALAN!
Dinosaurs offering their superior cloacas to men.
Did Chris Pratt's character really?
People just want to see dinosaurs.
You don't have to one-up everything.
>You don't have to one-up everything.
It's human nature to desire better things. It's why movies and shows don't just endlessly release reruns of things they produced before. They make sequels with ever-increasing budget. It's a one-up industry because entertainment only works if it keeps up the pace with human attention spans.
Or you could just do an interesting story with some arbitrary reason why they can't go in guns blazing and use dinosaurs as a force of nature type thing
Dinosaurs who left Earth in a spaceship 70 million years ago come back to Earth to rescue their brethren
As profesied in a musical summation of all 12 jurassic park movies my tom cardy
I have an idea better than anything they have done. But Im not getting paid so it stays with me.
Magic DInosaurs in the Matrix, in space.
You can tell compelling stories without leaving the park or setting up a series of events that ends with dinosaurs destroying the park. They had one chance to reboot and do just that, but no they blew their entire load with Jurassic World and painted themselves in the same corner the original did. The Westworld show made the same mistake. Why dont they learn?
All that had to to do was have a movie where dinosaurs get out into the cities and frick everything up.
>I haven't seen jurassic Park 2 or the last jurassic world film
Literally what happens
That’s not what happens in the last Jurassic world movie. That movie is mostly about locusts.
>add to the franchise
>its inherently unfranchisable
huh
add what? what did JWorld add?
3 movies? i dunno ive only seen one
does this work for bald spots?
Ask Mr. Sodabrain.
If fricking Fast & Furious is franchisable, then anything is.
We need Jurassic Island to introduce Godzillasaurus.
Jurassic World was conceptually a solid idea for a reboot - a fully functional park that was created out of greed and not paying attention to the lessons of the past. However it sucked due to fake dinosaurs (though kind of makes sense in the stupidity and greediness of the Indian Hammond) and weak characters. After this movie the franchise was basically dead. Seeing the park working for a minute was interesting but the nuggets of fun were massively outweighed by the creators shirking the actual lessons of the previous Jurassic Park movies (beautiful and believable practical effects and strong characters that can drive even a weaker film)
How hard was it to just do a movie about a hoard of dinos unleased in New York?
Hasn't it made a shitload of money?
even the 2nd film was a mistake
>6 movies, multiple books, videogames, an animated series, loads of toys and merch
>un-franchisable
>but traps aren't gay
I have a dozen ideas for the Jurassic franchise, which proves that Trevorrow is a hack. How can someone like that be handed the reins to a billion dollar franchise is beyond me. At least he's not Rian Johnson.
>villain of the week series with a backburner story and a good cast of characters that gets 3 good seasons of ~20 episodes each, a rushed season 4 with ~10 episodes after which it's cancelled in a cliffhanger, and after popular demand a tv movie that fails to give a satisfying finale
Could the Jurassic Park setting work in this format?
it's a franchiasable but they need to shake things up
they need to give the dinos feathers, that will revitalize the franchise
Okay, I'm sick and tired of news bait titles. The director doesn't insinuate more films shouldn't be made, he says the 'Park' series should end.
>why make another film about going to an island?
>And Dichen Lachman’s character [Basedona Santos], who just gets arrested at the end. There’s more to come.”
There are more 'world' or whatever films to come along. He wants them to be about coexisting with dinosaurs, not that there won't be more made
>movie based on existing material should have ended with the existing material
many such cases
and before someone brings up Lost World he wrote that at the request of the studio to drum up interest in the movie, and there's barely any resemblance between the two at all
>and the book was better
The ret con was hilarious.
"Any suggestion that I died on that island is pure exaggeration."
just think, if they'd followed the superior book he basically wrote off the top of his head Dodgeson would have died back in 1997 and they couldn't hamfist him out of nowhere in the last movie
Would you have really enjoyed the planned jurassic Park 4 script of the government strapping fricking laser beams to raptors heads?
I don't like Colin Trevorrow's work but I'm extremely curious about what he would have done with Star Wars without interference with Lucasfilm.
* Because I kind of think he's self aware with what he has done thus far. I mean to say.
The new series was atrocious, it was like a low budget action film was given a huge CGI budget out of nowhere and they thought that every scene had to outdo the last so the entire movie is this upward trend of wowsocool and none of it is enjoyable to watch.
we coulda had dinosaur/person hybrids :C
forgot my pic..
Duh, no shit. The first one works because of the awe and wonder of its premise, "Holy shit, they bought dinosaurs back to life."
The problem is you can't do that twice. We've already seen Jurassic Park, so you can't sell anyone on how unique it is to see those dinosaurs on screen anymore.
>”Jurassic Park is inherently un-franchisable” says director of 2 shitty Jurassic Park sequels
hes not wrong and people need to eat
The biggest problem with Jurassic Park is that dinosaurs are just not a real threat. Sure, it works on an isolated island during a storm, but when you start going beyond that, trying to have them be some sort of domestic threat, that can somehow rival the military, it just doesn’t work. A T-Rex, no matter how terrifying in stature, just doesn’t stand a chance against an armoured vehicle that can fire lethal projectiles. Even just soldiers with guns can realistically kill a T-Rex with no real issues. It just doesn’t work and requires too much suspension of disbelief.
Two dudes from South Carolina with .308s and a tent could kill every dinosaur in the entire franchise in 24 hours.
Now that would be a movie I'd watch
>Tucker and Dale vs Evil style setup where a group of scientists and environmentalists study "wild" dinosaurs in a remote location in the southern US
>two rednecks keep hunting and killing the dinosaurs the eggheads want to study, making them appear like stereotypical "evil hunter" characters
>it turns out the dinosaurs are a fricking menace because they are big, wild, often carnivorous animals that kill off local wildlife, cattle and people
>Them city folk wouldn't love them reptiles so much if they'd seen what happened to my ma's flock of billy goats, or uncle bob...
JP2 was kino except for the black girl who beat the raptors with gymnastics
Jurassic Park >> The Lost World >>>>> JP3 >>>>>>>>>>>> Jurassic World >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a burning pile 1 ton of dog shit mixed with 3 week old tampons, and with buckets of football stadium urinal piss mixed in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fallen Kingdom >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The abomination known as "Dominion."
Every single film has been worse than what came before. The only small gap is between JP1 and TLW, and TLW is actually still a great movie
Why didn't they just make Jurassic World a remake of Jaws?
A rando super-dino is on the loose killing tourists/employees once in awhile.
Park manager saying they gotta keep the park open, it's just a coincidence.
Some dino hunting specialist makes a group of other dudes to hunt it.
the lost world and jurassic world are kino
One sequel could've worked easily they just messed it up
5? No way
Okay, look, shut up all of you for a second
I know how to revitalise the jurassic Park franchise
You make a prehistoric film about tribals dealing with dinosaurs
>but humans and dinos never loved together
Who cares? Find an excuse isn't like this series makes sense
Give it some ooga booga turok shit for a reboot and the series is saved
>Okay, look, shut up
No you.
If only they had made 2 sequels after the first where they could have learned that lesson.
What do they mean unfranchisable?
That is so moronic. Just dinosaur instead of zombies. But yeah dinos are more expensive
The problem is that none of the films since the first one are written as intelligently. There are real questions about the power of genetic manipulation and whether humans are yet responsible enough to harness it. The second movie also had ethical questions about conservation, but they were too on the nose and kind of annoying.
Well I can finally say I've seen Industrial Strength Cope now.
>tfw you make a park for dinosaurs on a nice big island and feed them and stuff and they still kill and eat you bc nature or whatever
stupid ungrateful dinosaurs