>Director Jordan Peele returns to the silver screen this Friday with his third horror flick "Nope," a title I found quite eerie, since it...

>Director Jordan Peele returns to the silver screen this Friday with his third horror flick "Nope," a title I found quite eerie, since it's exactly what I thought when my friend asked me, "hey, do you want to go see that new Jordan Peele movie?"

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can hear his holocaust-denying punk-jerking voice. Good job, OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eerie is too much of a word for Adam he would probably frick it up on account of his illiterallcy

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that is a favorite?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this Jordan Peele can't pick a lock, but he sure knows every Keye in town...

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yknow the more i hear about this jordan peele fella the less i like him

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >doesnt stutter and flub the punch line

    0/10 not realistic

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ah sweet a dog whistle thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      teeth survive cremation sweetie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >teeth can’t be mashed to dust and powder bro they just can’t you have to believe me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What’s the time frame on crushing 132 million teeth into powder?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sh-shut up that's what

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i dunno maybe a couple fricking seconds? have you ever swung a hammer you fat gay?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not into someone’s teeth you psycho. What about you? Ever done anything even slightly constructive?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes, accepted the holocaust for what it was: an inexcusable, very real, very disturbing genocide of israelites

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Holocaust didn't happen but it should have

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                DID YOU JUST SAY THAT

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                THE HOLOCAUST WAS A JOKE!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jidf radar goes weeeeeooooooo weoooooo

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >histrionic nonsense
              >unbearable stench
              >moronic nonarguments
              >hideous inbred claws sweatily slapping out all the above
              yeah i'm thinking jidf

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hey have you seen this jordan peele director?
    >he's pretty good for a Black person
    >ho ho, my goodness, gilbert, you're going to get us into trouble again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gilbert would never say Black person, the most he'd go for is heavily-melaninated african american man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        course he wouldn't say it, he wrote it though, norm was mortified gilbert would write such a thing though
        as you know, racism is a national tragedy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      course he wouldn't say it, he wrote it though, norm was mortified gilbert would write such a thing though
      as you know, racism is a national tragedy

      We live in a world where Louie (CU)CK has more balls than 99% of white comedians who ever existed

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nope
    This is meant to be a horror film? Trailer is comedic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peep Show is top zozzle however.
      Final season was hoglogs but I like to pretend it ended just before that, what with the massive hiatus.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot to stum le over the punchline, speaking slightly faster than you can talk

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >silver screen
    Bullshit, nothing is on film anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They still project shit on the silver screen though

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Stealing memes from the .org
    I'm telling Marfy

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more of a comment really

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the UFO is just white people, right? Either literally or metaphorically.

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