Disney reveals new cowgirl costumes for Country Bear Musical Jamboree

>change beloved classic attraction
>make the girls in it even sexier
Is Disney actually based again?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh but the middriff is ok?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They know what sells tickets, and that is bear tummy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kim Possible still has her's.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Me creating a folder specifically for all the upskirt pics that will be flooding twitter

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Animatronic bears aren’t sexy you sick frick!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and period appropriate attire for mannequins on attractions isn't sexist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not with that attitude.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I really hate how I instantly knew the artist of that pic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's way too young.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      guess you'll just have to get the frick over it. I mean grin and bear it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >women: I feel safer with a bear than with a man
    >men: I want to frick the bear.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Women AND Bears both fear men.
      The weak should fear the strong.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not fair Figment should have have to been the one who got a new ride while wearing this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The last time they tried to change Journey into Imagination people rioted, so it's off limits now.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that's more like a bestialytopia or zootopia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A utopia is where everyone can have exactly what they want, including a bear wife.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >where everyone can have exactly what they want
        I want bearfrickers to be dead

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Angry man detected, who is still upset women picked the bear.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd kill a man for a bear wife

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A country bear wife?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh well, back to the drawing board

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reason why almost EVERY thread on Cinemaphile is eventually ruined by fat gays? No other boards gets it nearly this bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      grow up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to take it out on everyone else just because your wife let herself go after you married her

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't argue. I tell you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fatgay is ESL
      figures

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This conversation reminds me of that one segment from 1000 ways to die.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To what end?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To drum up interest in an old attraction that has seen better days.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        At least they aren't getting rid of it I suppose.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          For sure, a lot of people assumed everything Country Bear was going to get wiped out when Tiana's shit came in, so it is nice to see that they are intending to keep a lot of the classic stuff.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    new bear girl from what they're replacing briar rabbit stuff with

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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        Anonymous

        GIWTWM

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    well well well, howdy ho there

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    a new playstation 5?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense. Kit wouldn't have been into video games.

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